I failed butler school.

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  • Опубликовано: 11 ноя 2024

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  • @arkekklesia
    @arkekklesia 2 месяца назад +215

    "Hello, a pleasant evening sir. My name is Dalton Toblerone"

    • @DeathlyTired
      @DeathlyTired 2 месяца назад +6

      How do you do? I'm Bulge Largingly, of the Poughkeepsie Larginglys..

    • @TheGreatBigPawn
      @TheGreatBigPawn 2 месяца назад +4

      aw hell naw not the datto government name 😭

    • @jacobhilker7722
      @jacobhilker7722 2 месяца назад +2

      I thought it was Dilusius Horstersti

    • @arkekklesia
      @arkekklesia 2 месяца назад +2

      @@jacobhilker7722 oh, that would be his great great great great grand father.

    • @jacobhilker7722
      @jacobhilker7722 2 месяца назад

      @@arkekklesia that's fair

  • @Regulith
    @Regulith 2 месяца назад +38

    I cannot fathom what it's like to be the kind of person who cares about this sort of etiquette

    • @BaStTiLo
      @BaStTiLo 2 месяца назад

      probably stupid fucking rich 😭

  • @HighlandHellboy
    @HighlandHellboy 2 месяца назад +76

    So what I've learnt, is that to be a butler, you need to be a polite dom.

    • @eranronen573
      @eranronen573 2 месяца назад +1

      Your pfp checks out, and a video called OwO, yep, makes sense

  • @Mikes_NotSane
    @Mikes_NotSane 2 месяца назад +33

    don't think of this as you failing butler school, but Moreso that you are on the right side of the proverbial class war

  • @Crushanator1
    @Crushanator1 2 месяца назад +3

    this is 50% "STFU & know your place, poor"
    and 50% "Chew your owner's food for them, they are precious baby birds whomst should not have to use mouth muscles for themselves"

  • @LordOwenTheThird
    @LordOwenTheThird 2 месяца назад +83

    Hell of a way to spend a hiatus

  • @potato1341
    @potato1341 2 месяца назад +23

    Wow a lot of this is "You have to think, breathe, chew their food and command everyone cause they don't know what to do but also do it in the exact right way and also know your place, trash"

  • @MrIslander3
    @MrIslander3 2 месяца назад +20

    Datto simply knows nothing about fine dining and breathing. I hope his hiatus is spent at butlering college.

    • @CupUhhJo
      @CupUhhJo 2 месяца назад +5

      But If he goes to butler school he’ll forget his name in exchange for the fine dining and breathing 😂

  • @Zavaroc
    @Zavaroc 2 месяца назад +21

    My immediate thought on Question 14 was: "Let the waiter fill your glass and yeet that shit over your Shoulder when nobody is looking"

  • @theredgamer211
    @theredgamer211 2 месяца назад +8

    I would've loved to see a video where Datto actually went to a butler school for a day or two, but I agree 10 weeks is an absurd amount of time just for a RUclips video

  • @mrsmi1ey
    @mrsmi1ey 2 месяца назад +6

    I was forced to take an etiquette course in high school. The "text book" was 800 pages long and it was HILARIOUS. This brings back some good memories. Love the weird/random content!

  • @infamous499
    @infamous499 2 месяца назад +27

    What I've learned. Butlers should know everything and also mind their damn business

    • @secondubly
      @secondubly 2 месяца назад +1

      So just become Batman

  • @ziggyzaug
    @ziggyzaug 2 месяца назад +52

    Datto can you wear a butler costume for a ranking video

  • @Captain_Yata
    @Captain_Yata 2 месяца назад +13

    Rich people are insane and terrifying :)

  • @Kagetheorc
    @Kagetheorc 2 месяца назад +1

    It's crazy to me just how many rules there are for living in "high society". I dunno if I could survive a cutthroat world where I have to accept being the bottom of the totem pole, and never act out of turn lmao

  • @rhys7047
    @rhys7047 2 месяца назад +7

    5:30 my guess is. If you’re the type of person to hire a butler, you you’re probably the type of person to never want to have to think about literally anything lmao.

  • @GoSabresLive
    @GoSabresLive 2 месяца назад +5

    Been watching since 2014, watching you calculate numbers late into the night. Now? Destiny be damned, THIS is the Datto content I live for.

  • @lucyarisato6850
    @lucyarisato6850 2 месяца назад +35

    The only butler I trust is Domovoi.
    (Obligatory Artemis Fowl reference is obligatory.)

    • @Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiza
      @Eliiiiiiiiiiiiiza 2 месяца назад +6

      Dude I havent thought about Artemis Fowl in years, this unlocked a core memory for me

    • @RoyaltonDrummer922
      @RoyaltonDrummer922 2 месяца назад +1

      I appreciates that reference

    • @MrSeagallo
      @MrSeagallo 2 месяца назад +2

      "Must be giant killing machine to qualify"

    • @ZeMountainKing
      @ZeMountainKing 2 месяца назад

      BASED

    • @atsiaz4624
      @atsiaz4624 2 месяца назад +2

      This is Alfred Pennyworth erasure and I won't stand for it

  • @Wolf-xw2lq
    @Wolf-xw2lq 2 месяца назад +5

    I am absolutely living for this content right now 🔥

  • @GeremyG
    @GeremyG 2 месяца назад +4

    This is the kind of variety I’m here for baby

  • @kidmosel3076
    @kidmosel3076 2 месяца назад +5

    In orbit taking butler classes

  • @DirtaDawg420
    @DirtaDawg420 2 месяца назад +1

    Advanced snootery

  • @ajpilkerton7713
    @ajpilkerton7713 2 месяца назад +3

    still destiny in background is the best part

  • @MultiracialLion
    @MultiracialLion 2 месяца назад +1

    My takeaway is that being a butler requires you to be a beta on the outside while maintaining a certain level of chad on the inside.

  • @cwilliams4753
    @cwilliams4753 2 месяца назад +1

    According to the quiz I would make a banging butler!

  • @lilwavesz
    @lilwavesz 2 месяца назад

    loveeee that this channel is coming back!! i come from mr fruits channel and have never been into FPS games or destiny but i love your content like this😊😊

  • @miss_bec
    @miss_bec 2 месяца назад +4

    Post Final Shape job prospects aren't looking good I see. It's ok, at least you've at least got the cosplay skills to try maid school instead.

  • @swegmoose
    @swegmoose 2 месяца назад +4

    i thought the title was "I failed butter school"

    • @miss_bec
      @miss_bec 2 месяца назад +1

      bro's churnin skills were caught lackin

    • @Scrappy0794
      @Scrappy0794 2 месяца назад +1

      Me too 🤣🤣

  • @KingofBlah37
    @KingofBlah37 2 месяца назад +1

    Datto Does Domestic Service

  • @akiyoroberts7074
    @akiyoroberts7074 2 месяца назад

    Datto is simply one hell or a butler

  • @vengz1313
    @vengz1313 2 месяца назад +2

    Not something I expected to see here, but I'm all about it.

  • @RegrettableDeed
    @RegrettableDeed 2 месяца назад

    6:10 - idgaf, I WILL toast to myself. Because I'm worth it. (Also why I'm not high society)

  • @DarthSpiderMario
    @DarthSpiderMario 2 месяца назад

    I feel like Alfred Pennyworth would fail this quiz since he clearly doesn’t care about not hurting Bruce Wayne’s feelings

  • @ItsSoutien
    @ItsSoutien 2 месяца назад

    I am in the wrong tax bracket for those questions

  • @broputer
    @broputer 2 месяца назад

    Been looking forward to this video

  • @cinderofgods8698
    @cinderofgods8698 2 месяца назад

    The Alfred that never was

  • @RoyaltonDrummer922
    @RoyaltonDrummer922 2 месяца назад

    I knew a few of these from military mess night formalities

  • @urazz7739
    @urazz7739 2 месяца назад

    Yeah, a lot of those questions were vague as hell so answering them correctly would be understandable.

  • @Guile_The_Exile
    @Guile_The_Exile 2 месяца назад

    Datton The Titan from Earth.

  • @FettuccineAllaGay
    @FettuccineAllaGay 2 месяца назад

    insane how people who hire butlers just want someone to treat as subhuman 💀

  • @Sidorio
    @Sidorio 2 месяца назад

    I'd hire you Datto
    If I could afford a butler that is.

  • @iam0rion1
    @iam0rion1 2 месяца назад

    Great video.

  • @DeathlyTired
    @DeathlyTired 2 месяца назад

    Datto always struck me as more the class butled to, than that doing the butlering.
    Maybe that's just reserved to the elitist Datto persona.

    • @lordpumpkinhead265
      @lordpumpkinhead265 2 месяца назад

      Elitist Datto would be the kinda guy to make butlers of his follow the rules to a T.

  • @alexpapani2056
    @alexpapani2056 2 месяца назад

    Fun vid

  • @NahaSanla
    @NahaSanla 2 месяца назад

    Miller Shirley Taylor Frank Hall Donald

  • @grug420x
    @grug420x 2 месяца назад

    grug

  • @gascan7333
    @gascan7333 2 месяца назад

    Alg boost

  • @TheFirstCurse1
    @TheFirstCurse1 2 месяца назад

    This has got to be some traditional ruleset that dates back to Medieval times. However question 10 should be serving both women first. It's messed up to have your wife served later than the client and/or you.
    Also big L for having D2 crap in the background.

  • @DierserChloe-r5o
    @DierserChloe-r5o 2 месяца назад

    Perez Matthew Anderson Melissa Miller Frank

  • @RoyaltonDrummer922
    @RoyaltonDrummer922 2 месяца назад

    What the even heck 😂

  • @BearToeWasTaken
    @BearToeWasTaken 2 месяца назад

    So when you meant variety you meant Variety lol

  • @AGingerPleb
    @AGingerPleb 2 месяца назад +1

    I’m glad I didn’t shut up about this being content in chat lmao

  • @DefinitelyEllie
    @DefinitelyEllie 2 месяца назад +1

    Look, Im a commie, but holy shit that site knows fuck all about service.