Common mistake. Red is not red it actually is blue. A scientist called Lucas discoverd this when he was making sandwiches for all the wierd old people that lived in his house. The formular is as follows Red= Blue*2 so Bl~ue+4 = red/age. Very easy to get once you have the hang of it. I hope I was able to help and have a nice day btw.
Lol this dude actually never heard of the law of gontifa. I wonder what kind of shithole country you have to life in to recieve such lackluster education. Let me guess you probably come from Axphain the neigboring country of Graustark.
I could not stop laughing "god doesn't know where mars is" "earth has a natural layer of long John silvers" "a sneeze that last 2 seconds on earth would last 200000 seconds on mars"
This one is pure gold all the way through. It just came up in my recommended again after so long, and I still laughed 100% of the time the video was playing.
Counterpoint: I saw a bag of laundry in my barn as I was conjuring fragrant barn slime for my 2-year-old mayfly. Checkmate, Doctor Robotnik! Checkmate, Trigonometry Baby!
I find it great and perfectly fitting that the one time I hear of Long John Silver's in 7 years is attributed to a Clickhole video about living on Mars
When I saw the title I was very... concerned about the mental state of the person making the video. And then I saw it was by clickhole. Now it makes sense
Learn Attack has so much potential to pay out Tedtalks / In a Nutshell and other stuff, but youse have got to tighten it up. One thing I love about clickbait is that some people reading articles for the first time are confused for a substantial proportion of the article. In these vids you seem to give it away early. Make it drier.
My asperger's ass is always trying to (successfully) jam any and all random facts i come across into my long term memory. Suffice it to say that this is really fucking me up right now.
"Mars, the big apple...."
Lmao best part
That shit already got me so fucking hard. I can't stand Clickhole 😂 need to sign a ruptured spleen waiver I sweaaar
"For millenia Americans have dreamed of colonizing" it
The way they add the "Differences" circle to the Venn Diagram kills me every time.
its so wrong on so many levels ! its my favorite part
I AM SO HAPPY THIS ACTUALLY BECAME A SERIES
this episode was actually filmed on mars. you can tell by the red background
Nate - common misconception. It's actually a combination of pink and dark white.
We don't call it "dark white" anymore. The preferred term is "light black."
It was actually filmed in the deepest depths of Hell.
Doctor Turdmidget Nigahiga?
Common mistake. Red is not red it actually is blue. A scientist called Lucas discoverd this when he was making sandwiches for all the wierd old people that lived in his house. The formular is as follows Red= Blue*2 so Bl~ue+4 = red/age. Very easy to get once you have the hang of it.
I hope I was able to help and have a nice day btw.
I'd never thought about the problem of divine line of sight.
Scientists thought there was no water on Mars until they discovered the largest waterpark in the solar system was on Mars. #factattack
I'm liking the new Vsauce
Wormwood Vsauce 4000
It’s very clearly based on crash course
twice as big and seven times as large *what*
TheTheisson No. No.
He said it's as big as the Queen's, and twice as fragrant.
it's twice as big and seven times as large as it is big. largeness = bigness * largeness
LOL I totally missed that
Lol this dude actually never heard of the law of gontifa. I wonder what kind of shithole country you have to life in to recieve such lackluster education. Let me guess you probably come from Axphain the neigboring country of Graustark.
but if you die on earth do you die on mars too? i feel like we need to explore these possibilities
It is like the matrix
no you do not.
i honestly feel so attacked right now
lmao
I could not stop laughing "god doesn't know where mars is" "earth has a natural layer of long John silvers" "a sneeze that last 2 seconds on earth would last 200000 seconds on mars"
"Mars is a contraction of the words 'mine' and 'ours'."
*Two eggs taped together* "This.. is Mars."
"Mars, the Big Apple." 😂
Huh, bless you
This show is awesome! I can now impress people with my newly learned science facts. Thanks LA!
Omg hey Steve!! Didn't expect you here
holy chipotle!
I laughed way too hard at the "if you die on Mars you die on Earth too" part
"It's half Earth's size, but only 1/10 as massive twice as big, and 7 times as large."
lol wtf?
It's such simple math!
Exactly!
That "Huh.. bless you!" comment was so spot on I thought I was watching a real educational program for a second
This was honestly so helpful. I was always getting Mars confused with Saturn.
This one is pure gold all the way through. It just came up in my recommended again after so long, and I still laughed 100% of the time the video was playing.
"if you die on mars, you die on earth too" has got to be the best line in this video LMAO
Oh my god I love this series please tell me there's gonna be more than just the five episodes that came out today
Also just so everyone knows, 200,000 seconds is about 56 hours
"For millenia Americans have dreamed of colonising Mars."
Now that ClickHole is back, I love Learn Attack, please make a million more.
"And has a color which scientists call: "Red". Which is actually a combination of the colors: White and dark red". XD XD XD XD XD
Honestly the Mars League was fantastic back in 06 with the landslide victory of the Sector N-B Colonists
Sagan quotes always bring tears to my eyes
Oh God, is this a Crash Course parody?
I got Kurzgesagt vibes
Inkshooter more scishow
Mauro Carrizales this is nothing like vsauce. absolutely crash course
no? it's a kurzgesagt parody.
Inkshooter no, it's a crash course episode
I was so annoyed for the first 8 seconds before I realized this was ClickHole
"Mine" and "ours."
Clickhole, please pick this series back up. The world needs to know who David is.
I got learn attacked so hard just now.
"Mars...The Big Apple..."
me: instantly clicks *like*
Ha! How can God see if he's in the volcano tunnels?
Checkmate Christians.
Counterpoint: I saw a bag of laundry in my barn as I was conjuring fragrant barn slime for my 2-year-old mayfly.
Checkmate, Doctor Robotnik!
Checkmate, Trigonometry Baby!
But spaghetti is alive!
Never stop making videos.
The whole scale bit had me crying
this is genuinely hysterical pls bring this back
i certainly feel attacked
He just said that a sneeze that would take 2 seconds on earth would take 2.31481481 days on Mars. God bless you indeed.
"Ha-ha, bless you!"
I find it great and perfectly fitting that the one time I hear of Long John Silver's in 7 years is attributed to a Clickhole video about living on Mars
When I saw the title I was very... concerned about the mental state of the person making the video.
And then I saw it was by clickhole.
Now it makes sense
Those Martian baseball logos actually look really good
I DONT WANT TO SNEEZE FOR 56 HOURS
ain't no goddamn way the other videos in this series got flagged as legit educational youtube kid's content
Learn Attack has so much potential to pay out Tedtalks / In a Nutshell and other stuff, but youse have got to tighten it up. One thing I love about clickbait is that some people reading articles for the first time are confused for a substantial proportion of the article. In these vids you seem to give it away early. Make it drier.
My great great grandson on Mars, about to sneeze: "No... not now! I only have one more absent day, if I'm gone for two days again I'll be suspended!"
I heard that on Mars, everyone drives a Rover.
Thanks for the knowledge, Michael Keaton
Trick to living on Mars: build your dry ice igloo next to a Long John Silvers. Done and done.
Very informative, thank you! Twice as big AND seven times as large, who would have thought?
Bless you
Learn attack is my favorite thing in the world right now.
1:24
My god
Reminds me of Tim and Eric's space video
much learning
🎵"Can you die on marssssss?"🎵 - David Bowie
Crash Course, Kurzgesagt, PBS, and Vsauce, lined up against a brick wall, then executed with one bullet from the side. Brutal.
0:54 Sonofabitch! I've got Mars between my legs!
What were we thinking, we'll never survive without Long John Silver's
Sneak peek of America's new curriculum under Betsy DeVos.
Private schools outperform public schools in every aspect, why do you want your children to be stupid?
Yea, they outperform in snotty little shits and substance abusers
3rdVintage go to private school in DC, can confirm. most of the white kids are alcoholics or on coke
You don't have to go to private school for that, though.
Cobrah if you control For socioeconomic factors, there’s no difference between public and private.
Martian teams would be in the AL
these are incredible
Thanks for attacking me David.
I keep having clickhole and ted ed videos pop up in my feed. I saw the thumbnail and was so confused until i clicked and realized it was clickhole
Please do more of these they are fucking hilarious
HE DOES NOT BLINK
I’m actually glad this parody exists. I’m sick of that animation style they do on these “educational” videos
How did this video not get famous?
White + Dark Red = Red
my god, how could i have been so blind.
This guy is my spirit animal
My asperger's ass is always trying to (successfully) jam any and all random facts i come across into my long term memory.
Suffice it to say that this is really fucking me up right now.
i feel like this is Look Around You's spiritual successor
Am I having a stroke?
Those baseball logos are amazing
you guys deserve more views xD
when is the next one????
** Reads video title. **
Me: "-but we can already die on Mars. . ."
The distance between Earth and mars is about the distance between one of your thumbs... and your other thump. Neat.
these are fucking awesome
half the learn attack videos got flagged as “For Kids.” Glad to see the next generation will be taught the right way 😄
MADE A WHOLE INTRO FOR THIS 😭
For a second i forgot i was on Clickhole
Am I the only one who really wants baseball shirts with those Mars team logos?
Yes, we just need a person to go up there
Shots fired at John Green?
if you die on earth you will eventually wake up on mars. it just saves a lot of transportation money
This is humorous
Whoa, a sneeze that lasts 139 days!!!!
Please make more of these for the love of God
This is fucking glorious.
The Subtitle should have been Mars Attacks!
Missed opportunity?
God cant see mars XD
Ah man, that question.
Of course someone will die on mars, they just need to get there and crash?
I actually started trying to take this seriously LOL
I hate how much I’m learning!
"Mars, the Big Apple"
He looks like young Norm Macdonald.
nice
NICE
this is like jacksfilms but series
This is BrainPop for Nightvale schools.
200,000 seconds is about two days. Or about 55 hours, so actually closer to 2.5 days, nobody needed to know that I just thought I'd comment because..?