🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He really told them folks his name was Lebron James but then said, "it's me Fred!" just to call out "Carlito" for using a fake name!!! The audacity!!!
Noooo, Hollyweird needs to leave him alone. He’s growing and obtaining success without Hollywood. Why do y’all think it takes Hollywood to be successful? 😑
I wear glasses and them crooked glasses was killin' me🤣🤣🤣 Poor Carlito.. I mean, Malcolm. Then the ridiculer had the nerve to call himself "Lebron James." 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♀️ Excellent production quality, Mr. Bynoe👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💯
Oh, I can't be drinking anything when watching his videos. Matter of fact, he should post a warning at the beginning before someone has a coughing fit!😂
@@susanurban4371, know right. What should the penalty for not posting a warning be? I say it should be he has to spend a whole day with me entertaining.
@@LilyBell-Beneaththecrust2023 I would love to hang out with you! I just watched your podcast, white media black message. You are an insightful woman and accurate. Loved the picture you painted with your words.
Fred did the EXACT same thing as Malcolm did!!!! Smh! 🤦🏽♀️ It is so true how we can project onto others our own tendencies! "Look at the plank in your eyes instead of the speck in your brother's!" I love how you are able to play different characters...you're very talented!
Hilarious. I have never done this before. Although I have been told that I don't look like an Ashley. If I did a fake name. I would probably forget the fake name and miss my order completely.
I used to always give out Rapper names at fast food joints when they asked for a name. They sometimes would laugh and say the name. Other times they'd just roll their eyes and say the order number instead 😂
Back in the day, my club name was Kiana. Used to mess me up when I would run into a guy a few weeks later that I had previously talked to. They'd be like, "Kiana. Kiana. You hear me calling you girl!" 🤣🤣🤣
I just started a barista job last week and ive alresdy been given fake names multiple times 😂🤦🏻♀️ you can tell when one friend says "put it under...uh Sam!" and the other snort-laughs and then says "yeah that's a good name haha!" 🤦🏻♀️
He has the most melanated full name in the roladex malcolm alfred johnson and he has the audacity to believe he could sneak in the thought of being called carlito😂
Tell me y’all fake names! 😂
Jean Grey, lol
Aira Jordan
Megara... because she's the only sassy, semi-bad Disney princess 😂.
Lance
steely dan
"At Starbucks, you can be who you want to be." 😂😂😂
Damm good sell pitch for a Starbucks🤣
we gonna just ignore malcolm's glasses? we are? oh okay 🤣🤣🤣
Crooked for all but 2 seconds😂😂😂😂
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😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah! He probably stole them, too 😂😂😂
He said his whole government name. 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 He really told them folks his name was Lebron James but then said, "it's me Fred!" just to call out "Carlito" for using a fake name!!! The audacity!!!
Not he can't be Carlito but you Lebron 😂😂😂 the injustice!
Malcolm Alfred Johnson. Called him by his entire name.
"Order for LeBron James?"
"Right here, brotha" Lol 🤣🤣
Took me out. 😂😂😂
If he woke up feeling like Carlito...let him be great😂😂
"Order for lebron james!".
Raises hand,"right hea bruh".😢😂😂💀
Ayoooo! Fred making all that noise about Malcom being Carlito, whole time his fake name Lebron James. I can’t 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"My mama could 've named me Carlito." 🤣🤣🤣
Order for Lebron James🤣🤣🤣
"Right here, bruh." 😂😂😂
Good job 🦜
Veré carlitos wey qué tánta wea jajaja
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His vocal diversity is unmatched, I still don’t know what his true voice sounds like
Malcolm Alfred Johnson!!!😂😂😂
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This dude needs to be in the movies.such a expresive comedic talent needs more exposure .you rock dude :)
Your facial expressions are priceless. Hollywood needs to find you soon.
Noooo, Hollyweird needs to leave him alone. He’s growing and obtaining success without Hollywood. Why do y’all think it takes Hollywood to be successful? 😑
The foot stompin laughter did it for me! That's us all day.... lolollolol
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I wear glasses and them crooked glasses was killin' me🤣🤣🤣 Poor Carlito.. I mean, Malcolm. Then the ridiculer had the nerve to call himself "Lebron James." 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏿♀️
Excellent production quality, Mr. Bynoe👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿💯
As the barista, I wouldn't care one bit. Sit that drink down and on to the next drink! ☕️
I almost choked on my ginger ale at that Labron James ending.
Oh, I can't be drinking anything when watching his videos. Matter of fact, he should post a warning at the beginning before someone has a coughing fit!😂
@@susanurban4371, know right. What should the penalty for not posting a warning be? I say it should be he has to spend a whole day with me entertaining.
@@LilyBell-Beneaththecrust2023 There you go!
@@susanurban4371😂😂🤣🤣😊😊 You gonna try to come over? lol
@@LilyBell-Beneaththecrust2023 I would love to hang out with you! I just watched your podcast, white media black message. You are an insightful woman and accurate. Loved the picture you painted with your words.
"Bruh, if ya gon give a fake name, at least makes it believable"......."Order for Labron James? Right here bro." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOL the nerve 😂😂😂 calling him out and he using a whole celebrity name.
Love the way he shifts his eyes, be cracking me up 😂😂😂
Top notch comedy. The end sealed the deal. 💯
He's talking mad ish for someone who's fake name is "LeBron James" 😆🤦♀️🤦♀️🤣🤣.
😭😭😭 The way I laughed through this…. But the ending…. 💀
Found myself saying aloud (to the friend), “Dude, LET HIM LIIIIVE…”! 😅🤣😂🤣
He said, “Rite here bro”, & with a straight face🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Fred did the EXACT same thing as Malcolm did!!!! Smh! 🤦🏽♀️ It is so true how we can project onto others our own tendencies! "Look at the plank in your eyes instead of the speck in your brother's!" I love how you are able to play different characters...you're very talented!
Carlito is my turtle's name. Had me cracking up to hear it.😅
Hilarious. I have never done this before. Although I have been told that I don't look like an Ashley. If I did a fake name. I would probably forget the fake name and miss my order completely.
Sénior, if you don’t mind your business and let me get my café. Hoy soy Carlito. 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Noo ur Momma could not have named u Carlito!!!😂😂
Order for Lebron James! ..Right here bruh😏🤭..😂😂😂😂
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After all that, hahahaha.,,,
"Where's Lebron James!"
"Right here bro"
He just said his whole FAKE government 🙄 😂😂😂😮 name out loud
You make discomfort so relatable and hilarious!
LeBrons James roasted Carlito so hard 😏🤣
“At least make it believable” then he says “lebron james” 😅😅😅😅
Right! 😂😂😂
right tho 😂😂😂😂😂
Years ago, i worked with a black man named Fernando. No spanish parent or grandparents. His mom just liked the name.
Not he talking all that stuff meanwhile he running around telling folks his name is LeBron James 😂
😂 well I wish my name was January Jones. Sounds like a superhero don't it. 🤣🙆🏽♀️🤦🏽♀️🤷🏽♀️
Lol. My friend always goes by Bruce Wayne anytime we're out
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I gotta use dat one😅👏🏾
"Order for LeBron James", right here Bro.😂 Too funny, I guess his name is believable 😂. They say all black folks look alike. 😂😂
At least he looks more like a Lebron James than Malcolm looks like a Carlita.
"No your mama could not have named you Carlito". Culmao 😂 too funny.
Its the lopsided glasses for me 😂😂
So much talent!!! Really felt like watching 3 different people
Man, you are the best! Cheers from Brazil!!!
I used to always give out Rapper names at fast food joints when they asked for a name. They sometimes would laugh and say the name. Other times they'd just roll their eyes and say the order number instead 😂
Since I'm Nigerian, with a whole veryy Nigerian name.. I like to use Debra for (internal) laughs 😂
Not LeBron James in the same breath😊
Handsome barista...I would go to the coffee shop just to see him.
Moral of story….deceiving and being deceived is the “order” of the day!” 😂🤣😂
This dude I swear has to be a big star 😂😂 so talented
Malcolm Alfred Johnson
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But how does he know his middle name? Who knows coworkers middle names? 😂 That was hysterical, too!
The hypocrisy hypocrisy is hilarious 🤣 😂
That's what makes him so brilliant!
Back in the day, my club name was Kiana. Used to mess me up when I would run into a guy a few weeks later that I had previously talked to. They'd be like, "Kiana. Kiana. You hear me calling you girl!" 🤣🤣🤣
My 90s club name was Vivica 😂...African guy at the transit station in DC running with his briefcase VIVICAAA!!! VIVICAAA!!! how have you beeen!!!🫣🤫😮💨
Love to hear him talking, too. He's a genius silent AND speaking!!
Because “LeBron James” is so believable 😂
Love your work Jonathan, you is soooo funny!!!
My momma could've named me Carlito 😂😂
Said his whole government name 😂😂
I’m here for the full skits
Wait he talking❤❤😂😂😂😂all the videos I seen he don't speak ❤❤😂😂..this was funny
He aint have to call out his WHOLE GUBMENT!!! 😂😂😂😂
Had a colleague that used, "Peter Parker."
Order for Lebron James 🤣
Should do a gig on SNL LOL he is funny
Why does this dude sound like Chris Tucker??😂😂
I just started a barista job last week and ive alresdy been given fake names multiple times 😂🤦🏻♀️ you can tell when one friend says "put it under...uh Sam!" and the other snort-laughs and then says "yeah that's a good name haha!" 🤦🏻♀️
What's the matter, man. Let him has his drink!!!
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He should own it and go grab his drink, he paid for it
lol the plot thickens
What in the Eddie Murphy? 😂
Calling someone out for using a fake name and then you use a fake name 😭😭
The glasses are killing me 💀
When order for Lebron James was said & he raised his hand! 😂😂😂
A fake name, and always “got Indian in my family”.💀
He told the full name 😂😂😂😂
Right! And has the audacity to be in there acting the same way 😂😂
Still will never understand and or get over that this is his voice 😂
What do you mean the last video was SEVEN MONTHS AGO??! Please give us another one of your adventures soon, Malcolm Alfred Carlito Johnson
He actually sounds like Eddie Murphy 😂
HE DOES! 😭🤣😂👏🏾
😂😂 give me my cup, if I say it's my name it's my name
This guy is amazing at continuity. My brain always believes it's not the same guy playing different characters! 😅
He said his full government name 😂
I came across your channel and your sense of humor/talent …. A-plus!!! (A+)
You are a really good actor. Really feels like it's three different people.
This is my guy!!!😂😂😂 He too funny! Order for LeBron James!😂😂😂
This reminds me of one of the greatest! Chris Tucker😂😂
The production value, tho. I felt embarrassed for Carlito deep in my soul.
I did too 🤣🤣🤣
Haha, there's really no need to give a fake name when they usually mess it up anyway... 😆
😂 😅rotfl 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆 gave his entire gov. name😅
Goddamn this dude's eyes are something else
You inspire me and brightened my life and others here at the shelter 😊
Not the mama go-to warning.....saying your whole name!!!!!
He has the most melanated full name in the roladex malcolm alfred johnson and he has the audacity to believe he could sneak in the thought of being called carlito😂
Wait a minute! He speaks! I’m dead ☠️
Full circle. Love It. Nice angles too
Love your comedy! You are so talented.
my food order name is Sparkle.