@@sirsmiteful6285 pretty sure that it's beacause of the irony that it doesn't matter if it has maxed stats, if it doesn't have a "god roll" perks it will be garbage anyways
No its damage masterwork. It's a rare masterwork that at tier 1, it 2 shots to the body, and when fully masterworked, just it's very presence alone kills everything in sight without firing a bullet. Teammates included.
random dude The only thing that longer than the draught of warframe is Destiny 2 grind. AND I SURVIVES 2 DRAUGHT. DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS THE GRIND IS?
I just want to see Bungie, just for fun on an April Fools day, put a gun in the game that is force equipped in every slot with randomly changing perks from ANY weapon every 10 minutes. I am honestly curious what remote detonation would do to a fusion rifle that had colony properties.
You mad lad!! That would be awesome. Remote detonation on a fusion rifle? You wont miss a single bolt since they will explode if they miss and pass by him. Smells like an exotic to me.
@@karimhegazy3866 That, or they just fizzle out of existence a mere inch from your opponents face, and then you eat buckshot for breakfast while questioning why such a thing exists. I always wondered what 1000 voices would do if it's projectiles stuck like Telesto on the ground, then detonated into Colony grenades that exploded into Wolfpack rounds. Just imagine that...
@@karimhegazy3866 With the catch that everyone has it, everyone is in zero gravity, and everyone has double overshields. Muahaha. It would be nice if maps had a bit more to them, just for quickplay's sake. Like different gravity.
I watch this every now and then and it still amazes me how he gives CURSORS such personality with just movement and camera zoom, I can imagine the facial expressions. It's amazing
Omar Fadel Tbh I’m not sure. I’m not in the “god roll” finding game. I was more referring to the fact that dismantling a hand cannon with Wolfpack rounds and commando would probably cause a second Big Bang.
@@chromar1241 It depends on what you're looking for. You want a Spare Rations that can destroy in 1v1s, go for Snapshot and Rangefinder. If you want one that gives you better territory control against multiple enemies, go with my personal god roll of Rapid Hit and either Kill Clip or Multikill Clip (Kill Clip is honestly better don't @ me)
Me: "Hmm, Shadowkeep looks fun, I might get it." RUclips's algorithm, digging into the deepest recesses of my brain for suggested videos: "DESTINY 2 CONTENT"
I never thought two cursors could express so much emotion
I've been watching this video for 2 hours now and have nearly had a goddamn asthma attack good goddess
Espesially with a gun
It ain’t a god roll unless it has hip fire grip and box breathing, even if it’s a sword
Especially if it's a sword
I'm getting concerned
Why the fuck i get a sniper with hip fire and moving target?
@@ImponteDeluxo 😂i feel the dissapointment
DELUXO For the *diverse* playstyle.
Says max stats
Me: ah yes, *MAXIMUM RECOIL*
*fires at Titan*
*Disintegrates Titan whilst breaking spine*
@@HarmonicVector titan he means the planet titan
@@Kazuhira2249 what's the difference
@@Kazuhira2249 its a moon
@@kermy6375 but titan classes are essentially moons.
Bruh I'm still trying to find a hand cannon with cluster bomb smh
At ease with the cheese ikr, 34 spare rations later and still no cluster bombs 😔
Still want my Shotty with Ricochet Rounds, Explosive Payload, Headseeker, and Blast Radius MW :(
Cluster bombs were only good on forsaken, you need spike granades
@@tettettettettet I love spike grenades on my rocket launcher!
@@TitorEPK You're doing it all wrong! The only ace where Spike Grenades is on your Maximum reload speed sword.
What? Everyone knows the god roll is Sleight of Hand Pro with Multikill Clip
Where is the commando pro?
I think stopping power pro and slight of hand pro is better. I have that roll
nah, I got one with stopping power
No its fast hands and scavenger
Wtf commando pro does
"And maxed stats" Lmao
Carlos Vasquez
NOOOOOOOO
Noooooooo 😂😂😂
Carlos Vasquez how are maxed stats bad?
@@sirsmiteful6285 pretty sure that it's beacause of the irony that it doesn't matter if it has maxed stats, if it doesn't have a "god roll" perks it will be garbage anyways
Victor Diaz Maceda Hm...fair point.
Back to Reckoning.
See y’all in Shadowkeep :)
Have fun in reckoning ;) But seriously love your vids keep up the great work
Yeah love your vids
At least it didn't have scrambler pro.
Also you have great vids!
*y'all
Sonny (good call)
MP is being too modest again. He doesn’t need a perfect gun when he himself is the god roll.
I cant like this because it's at 696
Ich hab eine mit explo geschossen auch ziemlich nice
Und grabräuber mit elemtarkoppler drauf rotz gut damage raus
@@nonono215 bro nobody here speaks German besides me so why don't you write English so anyone can understand?
Such a nice comment
The masterwork was probably velocity as well.
*charge time
Wrong. It was blast radius
It was actually hip fire. New to shadowjeep
No its damage masterwork. It's a rare masterwork that at tier 1, it 2 shots to the body, and when fully masterworked, just it's very presence alone kills everything in sight without firing a bullet. Teammates included.
I bet it was Dead Silence Pro
Everybody gangsta till the cursor whip out the strap
Izanagi’s Burden hi iggy azalea!
I own you
Oh shi-
smfh imagine using a gun without pulse monitor and hip fire
Especially if it's sniper.
Yeah... lol...
*I have no idea what I just witnessed, but it was glorious.*
If your new to destiny stuff buddy your in a looooong ride
Same
@@frankman1998 how dare you >:(
random dude
The only thing that longer than the draught of warframe is Destiny 2 grind.
AND I SURVIVES 2 DRAUGHT. DO YOU KNOW HOW RIDICULOUS THE GRIND IS?
@@frankman1998 you disgust me with your pfp
Father Edits has blessed us once more with his presence. You provide us with only the sweetest of sustenance.
Thanks Dad. 💚
dont call him dad!
i dont want him to vanish for 15 years
1:00 dude I’m so dead “and comando pro”
I remembered this part during a Google meet and started laughing
the emoji perk ruined your godroll comment
I just want to see Bungie, just for fun on an April Fools day, put a gun in the game that is force equipped in every slot with randomly changing perks from ANY weapon every 10 minutes. I am honestly curious what remote detonation would do to a fusion rifle that had colony properties.
You mad lad!! That would be awesome. Remote detonation on a fusion rifle? You wont miss a single bolt since they will explode if they miss and pass by him. Smells like an exotic to me.
@@karimhegazy3866 That, or they just fizzle out of existence a mere inch from your opponents face, and then you eat buckshot for breakfast while questioning why such a thing exists. I always wondered what 1000 voices would do if it's projectiles stuck like Telesto on the ground, then detonated into Colony grenades that exploded into Wolfpack rounds. Just imagine that...
@@thebrotacogamer2944 hmm i forgot that it would not detonate on impact thus lowering the damage potential
@@thebrotacogamer2944 that would be cancer in the crucible 😨
@@karimhegazy3866 With the catch that everyone has it, everyone is in zero gravity, and everyone has double overshields. Muahaha. It would be nice if maps had a bit more to them, just for quickplay's sake. Like different gravity.
That was the best minute ever lol
Thats probably what your dad said
@@WhisperMemory OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
@@uldrensov4727 What the hell are you doing here Uldren?
@@zethicc7557 Well.... as you always says, No time to explain why I don't have time to explain, Elsie..
Exo Stranger wait.... where did you go after you got THANOS
Destiny ‘PVPers’ in a nutshell.
Blessed video;)
another reason to hate that shitty PvP...
I need more of the two cursors arguing over god rolls lol
Your teacher after seeing your test:
“DISMANTLE IT NOW”
I watch this every now and then and it still amazes me how he gives CURSORS such personality with just movement and camera zoom, I can imagine the facial expressions. It's amazing
50 spare rations later and nothing even close to that
Friend: "look at my God roll Spare Rations!"
Me: *sees hip fire grip*
Me: "wE aRe No LoNgEr fRieNdS"
@Marvel Studios >new old fashioned
Marvel Studios baby yee haw cannon
And a 2nd hipfire grip mod slotted...
Well if it already comes with the perk, make the best of it.
"And commando pro" got me.
I've never pulled my pants up so fast in my life.
Odd flex, but ok.
Absurd muscle contraction though it gains my satisfaction none the less
Quite the bizzare show of strength, but alas, an entertaining sight.
Is this man a legit weapon from dark souls?
They sure are
No idea what this game is or what I am watching... But this is some golden shit. Great video and editing!
RUclips recommendations are wack haha, thanks for stopping to watch though!
You are lost bro.
RUclips in a nutshell
Des2ny
@@FlareFluff Haha, actually started playing this game 1 month ago. Pretty fun game.
OH MY GOD. If you pause it at 1:16, you can see Commando Pro and Wolfpack rounds as the actual perks. God-teir edits, my dude!
This was the video that got me to start playing Destiny 2, I hadn't even herd of destiny until this video thank you.
"Based on a true story"
Me: Holds back tears
based
This basically me and my friends when trying to flex on each other with god roll weapons
0:17 shoutout to anyone who has no idea which icon is which or what the name even means to the gun
Me
Me
Same
This whole thing is a joke (including you)
@@tapicyl that's unrelated to my point
I can't be the only one that died when the cursor started spinning 😂😂🤣
I just started in Destiny 2 a week ago, but this already relatable with how my friends look at my drops.
WHO NEEDS THIS WHEN YOU HAVE S E R V I C E R E V O L V E R
Zollinar the magical seal ik this is 7 months old but i just got my 15th service revolver this week so id thought ud like to share my pain
I dont even remember I commented this so congrats on reminding me
service revolver is good
Someone hide my Threat Detector/MKC roll.
_I can sense the God Roll Police searching for me._
I... I’m pretty dismantling that would implode the universe or something.
Isn't the god roll range finder?
Omar Fadel Tbh I’m not sure. I’m not in the “god roll” finding game. I was more referring to the fact that dismantling a hand cannon with Wolfpack rounds and commando would probably cause a second Big Bang.
@@chromar1241 It depends on what you're looking for. You want a Spare Rations that can destroy in 1v1s, go for Snapshot and Rangefinder. If you want one that gives you better territory control against multiple enemies, go with my personal god roll of Rapid Hit and either Kill Clip or Multikill Clip (Kill Clip is honestly better don't @ me)
Didn’t realize John Mulaney was actually MP Edits
"and max stats"
"NO"
"It's fun to use" yeah with maxed stats even the trashiest weapon is fun.
MAX IMPACT
99% of fan made exotic weapon ideas in a nutshell
Just came here to say my second spare rations I ever got is, Full bore, ricochet round, rapid hit, multi killclip, and range masterwork.
Dismantle it
The fact that when he dismantled it and it says the commando pro and Wolfpack rounds really shows the attention to detail
“And Wolfpack rounds”
*realizes how good that actually would be
After replaying the video over and over I have found out the masterwork......
It was velocity
This dude said Wolfpack rounds🤣🤣🤣
Me: "Hmm, Shadowkeep looks fun, I might get it."
RUclips's algorithm, digging into the deepest recesses of my brain for suggested videos: "DESTINY 2 CONTENT"
I wish my Orewing's Maul came with Holding Aces and Martyrdom
I wish mine came with ahamkara’s eye and vengeance
So every time your gun dies, it drops a grenade?
@@janesmith1840 everytime you run out of ammo
The god roll is the friends we made along the way
*I don't even play Destiny and this is still funny*
A new format I wasn't expecting...
I LOVE IT!
Me imagining Wolfpack rounds on a handcannon😂
Man literally said, "Dismantle gun, yessss? Or, you die."
are we gonna ignore that handling masterwork?
"Wolfpack Rounds"
LMAO.
Ninmue gjallherhorn or however the hell you spell that xD
itscodeCaster _ gjallarhorn
Gjallherations
Galhorn
horn
After sunset this still put a smile on my face.
inspector: THIS ISNT A GODROLL!
MP: but I have max stats...
Inspector: *pulls a gun* DISMANTLE IT NOW!
The last part gave me honest to god anxiety
0:23 Jiren vs Goku be like
What it felt like after playing D2 for a couple weeks and my friends seeing my guns
It really do be like that
The amount of times i had rewatched this because it was on my feed is crazy
i dont even watch Destiny but this popped up in my recommendations lmao
Welcome to youtube in a nutshell
Maybe the God roll was the friends we made along the way.
"everybody knows that the god roll spare rations is full bore, ricochet rounds, rapid hit and multi kill clip"
*laughs in range finder*
This made my day.Your videos are so funny and enjoying to watch.Keep up the good work
Mp edit brain talking to himself and Fight himself..... Great edit
Off brand of Diavolo and doppio.
Wolf pack rounds and comando 😂😂😂😂. Bruh that’s the new god roll, it one taps callus X’D
Don't know how I got here but I left laughed out loud. Thank you sir.
I never laughed so hard
The very best guide to ever have existed for this weapon.
I freaking love this video. I come back to it like every 2 weeks lmao
I love your shit post videos, best kind of content out there tbh
Was watching Houndish.. Literally put him on pause for this...
Worth it!!!!
Now back to Houndish
This guy is the greatest editor ever.
This is so good! I'm so upset that there is no one I could send this to who would get it.
im in the same boat lol
Imagine getting the excitement of god roles
Bro predicted Ergo Sum lmao
Wow, I gotta say this is my favorite of your videos
This feels like a personal attack to my not-quite-godroll guns
I need more of this. My craving is not satisfied.
I can't help but hear FalloutPlays as one of the voices..
Speaks too fast to be FalloutPlays
“If it has anything else, it’s garbage.”
*Laughs in dual auto-loading holster*
Unexpected, but definitively appreciated. Love these shorts :D
I WANT MORE OF THIS
“It has wolfpack rounds”
This video appeared in my recommendations again. Thanks RUclips algorithm.
i’ve watched this video a solid 20+ times and am just now realizing that he dismantles the gun WHILE it’s equipped
You keep blowing my mind with your edit
When the Spare Rations drops from Reckoning, but after you already gave up the search for the god roll:
*Don't do that. Don't give me hope.*
Apollo, the gift of prophecy
A god roll, the thing we never asked for, but are completely happy with.
For me, these 'god rolls' are curated rolls.
My favorite? A masterworked Ringing Nail.
I needed this today.
Thank You MP Edits. We need more things like this to lighten the mood of a day.
Bruh the sub and watching the before passing tf out for my morning shift was worth. I didn't think it'd be a skit this good
that gun only needs a blast radius masterwork to be complete
First and only video I’ve seen here, and I’m instantly subscribing.
I got the god roll, but cannot longer infuse... Thanks bungie, you greedy bastard
This.. Is what you called... Comedy GOLD
here one year later after they sun set half the game
Now this is a funny Destiny 2 video