Mona Lisa - [AUDIO ONLY]

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  • Опубликовано: 9 май 2016
  • New Music from our movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (June 3rd)
    iTunes: republicrec.co/MonaLisa
    Apple Music: republicrec.co/MonaLisaAM
    Amazon: republicrec.co/MonaLisaAZ
    Google Play: republicrec.co/MonaLisaGP
    Spotify: republicrec.co/MonaLisaSP
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  • @kittyshack123
    @kittyshack123 8 лет назад +3174

    I'm sorry, but this song is actually a masterpiece

    • @chocolat2934
      @chocolat2934 6 лет назад +76

      Marina S better than the mona lisa thats for sure

    • @spenserohair4551
      @spenserohair4551 5 лет назад +26

      Marina S nothing to be sorry for. I think we all agree

    • @juan3212
      @juan3212 4 года назад +4

      Yup

    • @xspiderfanx
      @xspiderfanx 4 года назад +14

      unlike the actual painting, lmao

    • @asseater4357
      @asseater4357 4 года назад +4

      Yup

  • @xxamazingjayxx
    @xxamazingjayxx 8 лет назад +2363

    i get that this song is supposed to be a joke, but its actually pretty good

    • @tieforest4871
      @tieforest4871 8 лет назад +9

      IKR!!

    • @juliannna4280
      @juliannna4280 7 лет назад +184

      i feel like that's literally all of the lonely island tbh

    • @ibetyourehavingtroubleread4172
      @ibetyourehavingtroubleread4172 7 лет назад +36

      I know right
      When I first heard it I was like,
      WHY DOES THIS NOT SUCK

    • @Patrick19833
      @Patrick19833 7 лет назад +32

      The song is actually true. Mona Lisa is overrated! There are much better paintings.

    • @holiggan2008
      @holiggan2008 7 лет назад +55

      the magic of these guys is that they dominate the pop music inner workings so well that they make awesome joke songs that are better than actual pop musics :)

  • @30secondstomarsMBH
    @30secondstomarsMBH 7 лет назад +1534

    It's a joke, but that beat and that guitar, is perfect. It's a banger.

  • @treygoeshard
    @treygoeshard 8 лет назад +854

    Lonely Island breaking new ground, the first ever diss track directed toward a classic painting. It's the "eff granddad" of real life!

  • @jstnshea
    @jstnshea 8 лет назад +2070

    Panic! At The Disco lied about her.

  • @ZyxthePest
    @ZyxthePest 8 лет назад +603

    ConnQuest was the most underrated album of 2016. Fuck Pitchfork and Rolling Stone.

    • @SirXkimball
      @SirXkimball 8 лет назад +44

      The onion for life

    • @ZyxthePest
      @ZyxthePest 8 лет назад +13

      They were the only ones who got it.

    • @fattybuugood123
      @fattybuugood123 8 лет назад +25

      Hey the onion rated them good!! 😂

    • @coldhotpockets2387
      @coldhotpockets2387 7 лет назад +43

      Let's just call it mixed reviews.

    • @BoBty7
      @BoBty7 7 лет назад +12

      ConnQuest: A Triumph

  • @HarryBook
    @HarryBook 8 лет назад +2671

    Two lonleyisland uploads in one day?
    Today is a GOOD day.

    • @nxbill
      @nxbill 8 лет назад

      yess

    • @octosoufre
      @octosoufre 8 лет назад +28

      +Harry Book Today's a GREAT daaaaaaaaaay. *snort*

    • @TylerTownsend
      @TylerTownsend 8 лет назад +12

      Who are you you can't be the real Harry book I only see him comment on game grumps

    • @AdriElric
      @AdriElric 8 лет назад +5

      +Tyler Townsend Lonely Island for Guest Grump confirmed

    • @118games4
      @118games4 8 лет назад +1

      Game grumps guy?

  • @Jack-mp8si
    @Jack-mp8si 8 лет назад +740

    "you could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead" hahahahahah

    • @jessemulock1163
      @jessemulock1163 6 лет назад +5

      JackMeOff I read this right as that line hit 😂😂😂😂 I'm dying

    • @katebattista7400
      @katebattista7400 5 лет назад +9

      Baked*

    • @vegapunkslab511
      @vegapunkslab511 5 лет назад

      same

    • @Shizn0id
      @Shizn0id 5 лет назад +1

      *baked potato forehead

    • @colbyshapiro5232
      @colbyshapiro5232 4 года назад +1

      Yeah, let's bully Mona Lisa guys. Real mature! People have feelings you know...

  • @aminellegill8877
    @aminellegill8877 8 лет назад +219

    "Mona Lisa, I've got to know...Where the f*** are your eyebrows, I really wanna know.. you could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead.."
    So help me god

  • @ki__lian
    @ki__lian 8 лет назад +1080

    wow they are back

    • @powerbruharchives3509
      @powerbruharchives3509 8 лет назад +8

      finally

    • @Gamerswell
      @Gamerswell 8 лет назад +12

      +DrakitFR They took 2 songs from the movie, this wasn't made for the channel.

    • @Indiancurrymaker
      @Indiancurrymaker 8 лет назад +10

      +Gamerswell Regardless if it is from the movie, they are back

    • @Gamerswell
      @Gamerswell 8 лет назад +1

      Indiancurrymaker Not really, they would be back if they made something for the channel, if what you are saying was the case then they would have been back at the awards upload, film trailer etc...so why didn't people say there were back, then?

    • @Nila9579
      @Nila9579 8 лет назад

      +Indiancurrymaker This turned into a means to an end, now its a hype machine, I doubt they will really be back

  • @Chipwhitley274
    @Chipwhitley274 8 лет назад +237

    Lyrics:
    ----------------------------------------
    Wassup y'all? This is Conner4Real. You know I've been all around the world, right? Tonight I'm on my dumb shit. Hahaha.
    I landed in Paris
    At a quarter to noon
    So excited to see her
    I went straight to the Louvre
    I heard she's exquisite
    So I bought my ticket
    Pushed my way to the front of the crowd and I couldn't believe what I sa-aw
    Mona Lisa
    You're an overrated piece of shit
    With your terrible style
    And your dead shark eyes
    And a smirk like you're hidin' a dick
    (What the fuck is this garbage)
    Mona Lisa
    The original basic bitch
    Travel thousands of miles
    To see your beautiful smile
    Talk about a bait-an-switch
    You uglay
    I landed in Cairo
    To see the pyramids
    But what did I find there
    A dirty pile of bricks
    There was trash all over
    And a very foul odor
    The smell was out of a camel's ass
    But even that wasn't as bad as
    Mona Lisa
    You're worse than the pyramids
    Can someone explain
    Why the whole wide world
    Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
    (Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid)
    And da Vinci
    Must have sucked an art historian's dick
    To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
    At the top of the all-time list
    Of paintings
    Mo-na Li-sa
    I've got to know
    Where the fuck are your eyebrows
    I really wanna know
    You could land a helicopter on that big potatah forehead
    Get this chick some Rogaine
    You a bloated corps, girl
    I am an American man
    This is my native land
    Where no one lies
    About paintings
    But that's not the case in France
    Where the naked ladies dance
    And they look like Dennis Franz
    You're so mangy Mona
    Hair part wider than a country road
    Unless you count cats she died alone-a
    The Mona Lisa sucks
    La-da-da-da-da
    ----------------------------------------

    • @sosmunnch
      @sosmunnch 8 лет назад +2

      thank you!

    • @Chipwhitley274
      @Chipwhitley274 7 лет назад +3

      Darrelkun,
      I never claimed he said "I'm a dumb shit".
      And yes... you are mistaken... what he actually said was:
      "Tonight I'm on my dumb shit."

    • @RevanXIII
      @RevanXIII 6 лет назад

      fake news. it's "gumption". you need a hearing aid if you think otherwise.

  • @DoctorLazers
    @DoctorLazers 2 года назад +390

    True fact: This painting is only famous because it was stolen. Yes, Da Vinci was a very renowned artist, but Mona Lisa was considered one of his more obscure, less appreciated pieces. So the security around it was pretty lax, and some burglars made off with it. It became an international story and suddenly everyone NEEDED to see it now. Once the thieves were caught and the piece was recovered, it had become the most famous painting in the world.

    • @stefanpaul
      @stefanpaul 2 года назад +18

      really?
      edit: oh yeah you are right!

    • @completebilingual
      @completebilingual 2 года назад +5

      Setup.

    • @ACCOUNTHACKED86
      @ACCOUNTHACKED86 Год назад +1

      either way you look at its still transgender ;)

    • @ACCOUNTHACKED86
      @ACCOUNTHACKED86 Год назад

      @@MarijuanaSmoothies your example of twisting english language wut huh yea musa not had proper guidance growing up but its ok you will learn some day ;)

    • @ACCOUNTHACKED86
      @ACCOUNTHACKED86 Год назад +3

      its leo he painted a picture of himself a pretty one for the king at that time in life. homosexually flourished in the castles court yard ;)

  • @brooklyn99_fan2
    @brooklyn99_fan2 7 лет назад +866

    Andy Samberg from SNL to The lonely island to brooklyn99 he is just the funniest guy in the world

    • @logar3265
      @logar3265 5 лет назад +8

      Brooklyn 99_FAN true dat

    • @themadmodic5536
      @themadmodic5536 5 лет назад +78

      U mean thelonelyisland to SNL to Brooklyn nine-nine

    • @Draztikus
      @Draztikus 5 лет назад +10

      y'all forgetting about Cuckoo

    • @takasugi1
      @takasugi1 4 года назад +6

      lonely island it's the peak in this case

    • @barnseybeast2889
      @barnseybeast2889 4 года назад +2

      @@Draztikus legend

  • @gummyboots
    @gummyboots 8 лет назад +567

    This beat is a little too hot.

  • @alternativetimelines3492
    @alternativetimelines3492 8 лет назад +300

    Blasting this in my Art History Class

    • @ianarias8353
      @ianarias8353 5 лет назад +2

      Did you??

    • @AronT260
      @AronT260 4 года назад

      Ian Arias we need to know

    • @deadpool6072
      @deadpool6072 3 года назад +23

      @@AronT260 guys, he did. And his art history teacher broke his neck, and killed him. May he rest in peace.

  • @KoolMutualAids
    @KoolMutualAids 8 лет назад +261

    YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, MONA LISA!

  • @pek5117
    @pek5117 8 лет назад +294

    Someone had to say it

  • @AtheistJr
    @AtheistJr Год назад +9

    At the top of the all time list.
    ....of paintings.
    that awkward pause is just so hilarious.

  • @luvbananas8
    @luvbananas8 8 лет назад +727

    oooOOOOooOOO MONA LISA YOU'RE GUARANTEED TO RUN THIS TOWN

    • @MandaBear83
      @MandaBear83 8 лет назад +3

      +Laura |-/

    • @SreyaHalder
      @SreyaHalder 8 лет назад +13

      oooOOOOooOOO MONA LISA I'D PAID TO SEE YOU FROOOOWWWN

    • @stink6160
      @stink6160 8 лет назад +4

      THAT'S EACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT

    • @Rach2625
      @Rach2625 8 лет назад +1

      +Laura Yaaaas

    • @Dani-kp4wr
      @Dani-kp4wr 8 лет назад +1

      yaasssss

  • @vApplejuice
    @vApplejuice 8 лет назад +118

    "Mona Lisa you're an over rated piece of shit" i heard that first thing, i was loling so much.
    Welcome back lonelyisland! Great to have you back! :D

  • @-Evergreen.
    @-Evergreen. 8 лет назад +248

    Fuck the Mona Lisa
    THIS IS ART !!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDD

  • @FastCarCentral
    @FastCarCentral 8 лет назад +534

    this is good shit

    • @ShamsRealm
      @ShamsRealm 8 лет назад +2

      +Rastasolid how can shit be good

    • @ShamsRealm
      @ShamsRealm 8 лет назад +2

      +Rastasolid how can shit be good

  • @chaoticneutral7976
    @chaoticneutral7976 2 года назад +9

    The guy who smeared cake on the painting listened to this song and took matters to his own hands

  • @ft-eg8tq
    @ft-eg8tq 5 лет назад +20

    the 'la da da da da' at the end kills me wHY IS THE SONG SO GOOD UGH

  • @samroksathalo
    @samroksathalo 8 лет назад +376

    Lol, perfectly describes my experience in seeing the Mona Lisa in real life.

    • @raphaelguzman5263
      @raphaelguzman5263 8 лет назад +3

      how much did u pay for that?

    • @samroksathalo
      @samroksathalo 8 лет назад +32

      Raphael Guzman It is located at the louvre, so the entrance fee is around 13 U.S dollars. There is no seperate fee to actually "see" the Mona Lisa. The painting is in this big room, where people can stand around the painting and look at it.

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 8 лет назад

      I would imagine the equavelant of 13 dollars in euros I believe is the currency in France

    • @GlumpBumpin
      @GlumpBumpin 8 лет назад +8

      prolly 10 euros bud thats why he said 13 us dollars

    • @Strongbah43
      @Strongbah43 5 лет назад +4

      where the fuck are your eyebrows, I REALLY WANNA KNOW

  • @internationalspacemonkey7911
    @internationalspacemonkey7911 8 лет назад +156

    song of the year

    • @sam-sr9yp
      @sam-sr9yp 8 лет назад +1

      yes

    • @bobbybye2158
      @bobbybye2158 8 лет назад +1

      No doubt

    • @danyul4u186
      @danyul4u186 8 лет назад +1

      easily

    • @Wheels91hockey
      @Wheels91hockey 8 лет назад

      +General Hux bow down to the first order. Love ur name and pic

    • @danyul4u186
      @danyul4u186 8 лет назад

      +Victory Bear Yo7 don't happen to be a baby that will become a stormtrooper are you?

  • @shinycrocs
    @shinycrocs 6 лет назад +98

    god this band is the best discovery I’ve made in my whole life love you so much guys keep doing masterpieces like this

    • @brandibaldwin6649
      @brandibaldwin6649 8 месяцев назад

      It was literally just for a movie 😂😂😂

    • @Luc_as998
      @Luc_as998 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@brandibaldwin6649 it is STILL a masterpiece

    • @brandibaldwin6649
      @brandibaldwin6649 8 месяцев назад

      @@Luc_as998 I mean you're not wrong lol

  • @jamesconnelly1387
    @jamesconnelly1387 8 лет назад +71

    you know you're funny when you upload once every 3 months but have 6m+ subs

  • @akittennamedjess
    @akittennamedjess 8 лет назад +18

    "Where the f*** are your eyerbows?!" And I died. Omg, so fantastic!

  • @CherryColada
    @CherryColada 8 лет назад +156

    "Mona Lisa, The original basic bitch" ... 👀😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TiboFPS
    @TiboFPS 8 лет назад +380

    It's funny cause Samberg played a DJ known as DaVinci

    • @jamilahmonroe6487
      @jamilahmonroe6487 8 лет назад +2

      He did? Where?

    • @repopig1433
      @repopig1433 8 лет назад +6

      +HowToDoge Thanks for scarring me with the link

    • @howtodoge
      @howtodoge 8 лет назад +1

      REPO PIG Scarring?

    • @repopig1433
      @repopig1433 8 лет назад +1

      I was so spooked i misspelled words

    • @howtodoge
      @howtodoge 8 лет назад +6

      REPO PIG Oh sorry for scaring you, my bad

  • @tylersiertsema1304
    @tylersiertsema1304 8 лет назад +72

    More uploads in the last 30 minutes then the last 2 years

    • @grottphd9090
      @grottphd9090 8 лет назад +1

      Well, they have been making a movie.

    • @kanethompson7320
      @kanethompson7320 8 лет назад

      +Cole Blackman and Brooklyn nine ninei

  • @dustindubbo2892
    @dustindubbo2892 4 года назад +11

    “Looked like uncooked bread” that’s my favorite line

  • @piddylolo
    @piddylolo Год назад +6

    Unlike the Mona Lisa, this song will pass the test of time

  • @justingomez8149
    @justingomez8149 8 лет назад +45

    I can't wait for this movie

  • @WafflePrince
    @WafflePrince 8 лет назад +721

    I find it funny how this is still better than 95% of music today

    • @JonnyboyCowboy
      @JonnyboyCowboy 8 лет назад +9

      That's very debatable. So I'll assume you're talking about its better than everything out in its genre.

    • @WafflePrince
      @WafflePrince 8 лет назад +8

      Jonny Colón pop music wise, it is yeah

    • @MrAnonymous825
      @MrAnonymous825 8 лет назад +6

      You still haven't switched to finding your own music and still depends on the mass media? There's some great albums out there and some other great artists that just flow under the radar because they aren't media popular

    • @WafflePrince
      @WafflePrince 8 лет назад +6

      The Maybe N00b I was just joking mate. I know there is still some great music out there

    • @smartgaming6842
      @smartgaming6842 8 лет назад +3

      +MrWafflePrince It's so sad but true... 😂😂😭

  • @joseangelgarcianavarro6842
    @joseangelgarcianavarro6842 8 лет назад +40

    can't stop listening

  • @seangreen5732
    @seangreen5732 8 лет назад +35

    Didn't know what to expect when I saw it

  • @MrAwsomeFaceGaming
    @MrAwsomeFaceGaming 8 лет назад +42

    These beats are so good!

  • @Vindominus
    @Vindominus 4 года назад +41

    How dare he talk about Jean-Ralphio's sister like that

  • @andyproductions1
    @andyproductions1 8 лет назад +18

    The Lonely Island is making music again
    Life's good

  • @thesilverknight3922
    @thesilverknight3922 Год назад +11

    I wish I played this full blast during my art history class

  • @l-boi8173
    @l-boi8173 8 лет назад +42

    What I assumed this was going to be... it wasn't.
    And I am 100% okay with that.

  • @LorenzoDoesntExist
    @LorenzoDoesntExist 8 лет назад +148

    How many countries do you think this movie pissed off?

    • @xspiderfanx
      @xspiderfanx 4 года назад +15

      none bc it speaks the truth, I mean, why would you boo him, he's right

    • @JungleOatsify
      @JungleOatsify 4 года назад +4

      "This is my native land" ...

    • @madfut.master5707
      @madfut.master5707 3 года назад +1

      Too many

  • @picainches
    @picainches 8 лет назад +23

    who's excited about the soundtrack to this movie!?

  • @Wheels91hockey
    @Wheels91hockey 8 лет назад +28

    This is actually a really good song. To me that is. Anyone else

  • @drowningfastenough
    @drowningfastenough 2 года назад +5

    the favorite song of the guy who threw a pie at her today

  • @mazumatheinstrumentalconsu8670
    @mazumatheinstrumentalconsu8670 5 лет назад +6

    "Where the fuck are you eyebrows!!??" I died numerous times to that.

  • @slapstock
    @slapstock 8 лет назад +19

    Song of the summer. Not kidding.

  • @lokilaufeyson2537
    @lokilaufeyson2537 8 лет назад +24

    Epic! Exactly what I felt when I saw this painting.

  • @artisshegg7427
    @artisshegg7427 8 лет назад +20

    Best lyrics i ever heard

  • @Esselo
    @Esselo 4 года назад +16

    This is the greatest song I've ever heard. I find myself singing this while walking down the street.

  • @Nebuchadnezzar31
    @Nebuchadnezzar31 8 лет назад +32

    Aww yeah they're back :D

  • @slide_thru
    @slide_thru 7 лет назад +18

    Mona Lisa should make a fire diss track

  • @carlosdeburrito1864
    @carlosdeburrito1864 8 лет назад +10

    two uploads in one day? we have been blessed

  • @Kaldobsky
    @Kaldobsky Год назад +3

    This is the song you listen to when you throw cake at the Mona Lisa

  • @TroyKingLord
    @TroyKingLord 8 лет назад +5

    This needs a music video

  • @Mysterical01
    @Mysterical01 8 лет назад +81

    I love that it's more pop than rap.

  • @DJMarcO138
    @DJMarcO138 3 года назад +8

    I love that a parody of pop is actually better than the pop it's making fun of. Significantly better.

  • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
    @user-kt9mu2fo7f 8 лет назад +22

    Lonely island barely ever post and yet we have 2 posts in one day 💥

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 8 лет назад +1

      True that means this movie is going to be lit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @user-kt9mu2fo7f
      @user-kt9mu2fo7f 8 лет назад +1

      +May Flower IKR 🎉

    • @mayflower7811
      @mayflower7811 8 лет назад

      Arlee Christian I so can't wait 😍😍😍😁😁😁

  • @MrRaincoat
    @MrRaincoat 3 года назад +3

    This is made so well

  • @zakrich2013
    @zakrich2013 8 лет назад +10

    This song is the best thing ever...

  • @whitepod
    @whitepod 8 лет назад +9

    simply love how they ended with "la da da da da~"

  • @SpoopySquid
    @SpoopySquid Год назад +3

    Glad someone had the courage to say it

  • @RobCleverPig
    @RobCleverPig 8 лет назад +6

    Every other musical comedian only wishes they could get a movie out of their funny music videos and create such genius lyrics

  • @proshqipegeraint8365
    @proshqipegeraint8365 8 лет назад +28

    I Liked, and now its time to listen to the epic song.

  • @snakerman2612
    @snakerman2612 3 года назад +3

    “Monalisa, the original basic bitch”
    LOL that shit always gets me

  • @bobbybye2158
    @bobbybye2158 8 лет назад +5

    GO ON TOUR WITH THIS MUSIC PLEASE

  • @BlackenedGold
    @BlackenedGold Год назад +12

    Slowly becoming one of my all time top favourites songs by lonely island!

  • @oathunter3204
    @oathunter3204 2 года назад +4

    I'm sure the guy who threw the cake is a fellow fan

  • @kylarthomas1729
    @kylarthomas1729 5 лет назад +2

    Pop star was amazing

  • @nvadralisk4330
    @nvadralisk4330 8 лет назад +12

    this song stuck in my head

  • @Daskaar
    @Daskaar 8 лет назад +139

    unless you count cats she died alone-a

  • @omnibussy
    @omnibussy 8 лет назад +14

    did a spittake at "the original basic bitch"
    we missed you lonely island

  • @cirphen1362
    @cirphen1362 4 года назад +7

    I’m so mad that every time I listen to this I have to listen to it again

  • @roboticcanine9133
    @roboticcanine9133 7 лет назад +10

    Who else wishes that they should keep making songs? ;-;

  • @emmagerschwitz9865
    @emmagerschwitz9865 8 лет назад +5

    This accurately expresses how I felt when I saw the Mona Lisa

  • @SCAPAchick
    @SCAPAchick 3 месяца назад +1

    my all time favorite movie

  • @jacktracey8927
    @jacktracey8927 Год назад +4

    My art teacher wants to expel me for listening to this in class

  • @panosULTRA13
    @panosULTRA13 8 лет назад +13

    Man, I want a video clip for this

  • @99GregPotter
    @99GregPotter 8 лет назад +5

    this song is so much better than it deserves to be

  • @quenchlessmaiden13
    @quenchlessmaiden13 2 года назад +2

    This is the hardest dis around

  • @Sean-rd3ps
    @Sean-rd3ps 8 лет назад +18

    They never fail to make me laugh 😂😂

  • @conkerlive101
    @conkerlive101 8 лет назад +42

    Fuck this movie was funny great job guys!!

    • @woshininja1
      @woshininja1 8 лет назад +1

      Fuck, this movie was funny. Great job guys!!*

    • @conkerlive101
      @conkerlive101 8 лет назад +4

      woshininja1 Haven't you heard the Grammar Nazies are all dead

    • @null-rc4jb
      @null-rc4jb 7 лет назад

      conkerlive101 irony :/

  • @KillerOfLight
    @KillerOfLight 8 лет назад +24

    2 Uploads in 30 min ? damn

  • @awsome1010101
    @awsome1010101 8 лет назад +7

    Well, the Mona Lisa looks far better than a canvas with paint thrown at it.

  • @annischnulliable
    @annischnulliable 2 года назад +6

    Someone just threw a cake on the Mona Lisa and I think they took this song a little too serious...

  • @AxelLeJeff
    @AxelLeJeff 8 лет назад +7

    Finally, someone said it.

  • @katibryson9300
    @katibryson9300 2 года назад +4

    "where the naked ladies dance" as a french woman this is the best line

  • @ninakano1
    @ninakano1 8 лет назад +61

    [Intro]
    What's up y'all? This is Conner4Real
    You know I've been all around the world, right?
    But tonight I'm on my dumb shit
    [Verse 1]
    I'm landed in Paris at a quarter to noon
    So excited to see her, I went straight to the Louvre
    I heard she's exquisite, so I bought my ticket
    Pushed my way to the front of the crowd
    And I couldn't believe what I saw
    [Chorus 1]
    Mona Lisa, you're an overrated piece of shit
    With your terrible style and your dead shark eyes
    And a smirk like you're hiding a dick
    What the fuck is this garbage?
    Mona Lisa, the original basic bitch
    Traveled thousands of miles to see your beautiful smile
    Talk about a bait and switch, you ugly
    [Verse 2]
    I'm landed in Cairo to see the pyramids
    But what did I find there? A dirty pile of bricks
    There was trash all over and a very foul odor
    The smell was that of a camel's ass
    But even that wasn't as bad as
    [Chorus 2]
    Mona Lisa, you're worse than the pyramids
    Can someone explain why the whole wide world
    Is obsessed with a Garbage Pail Kid
    Looks like a Garbage Pail Kid
    And DaVinci must have sucked an art historian's dick
    To get this girl who looked like uncooked bread
    At the top of the all-time list of paintings
    [Bridge]
    Mona Lisa, I got to know
    Where the fuck are your eyebrows, I really wanna know
    You could land a helicopter on that big potato forehead
    Get this chick some Rogaine
    You a bloated corpse, girl
    [Chorus 3]
    I'm an American man, this is my native land
    Where no one lies about paintings
    But that's not the case in France
    Where the naked ladies dance and they look like Dennis Franz
    You're so mangy, Mona
    Hair part wider than a country road
    Unless you count cats, she died alone-a
    The Mona Lisa sucks, la da da da da

  • @UnscaryGhosts
    @UnscaryGhosts 8 лет назад +1

    this is my new favorite lonelyisland song, gonna buy

  • @augustusstark
    @augustusstark 8 лет назад +7

    this is a totally new kind of movie marketing..! :D

  • @KeshiaRambles
    @KeshiaRambles 8 лет назад +286

    Fun fact: The Mona Lisa may be a self-portrait of Da Vinci in drag.

    • @kevinmoore4173
      @kevinmoore4173 8 лет назад +31

      this comment helluh made my shitty day less shitty

    • @natesmith2408
      @natesmith2408 5 лет назад +6

      I think it is for sure.

    • @MrMsSihrus
      @MrMsSihrus 4 года назад +3

      I know this post isold but that's just an urban legend

    • @kmdewhurst
      @kmdewhurst 4 года назад +1

      Source.

    • @Mr.Stizblee
      @Mr.Stizblee 4 года назад +11

      Fun Fact: While this was a very popular theory for a while, it's long since been disproven. Records show that the woman was Lisa Gherardini, who's husband commissioned Leonardo to paint her.

  • @Rogsterius
    @Rogsterius 8 лет назад +116

    Vape Naysh

  • @Mobile_Dom
    @Mobile_Dom 7 лет назад +1

    This needs a music video.

    • @saabjan2087
      @saabjan2087 7 лет назад

      Watch Popstar boi this is one of the songs (lonely island made a movie)

  • @Azninjazn
    @Azninjazn 8 лет назад +59

    gotta see the movie now

  • @vegapw816
    @vegapw816 8 лет назад +7

    They've returned

  • @firewordsparkler
    @firewordsparkler 8 лет назад +2

    Brought a tear to my eye.

  • @TheBex10169
    @TheBex10169 8 лет назад +2

    I am OBSESSED!!!!! with this song. OBSESSED!!!!

  • @Greysun.
    @Greysun. 4 года назад +10

    First song I’ve heard in 2020😂