"I'm the only genius in the whole &$%#^ business" This is the exact form of insanity required in order for you to make a terrible movie, and not KNOW it's a terrible movie, before you say it's done, and release it.
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? It's doing the exact same f****** thing over and over again, expecting s*** to change." Uwe Boll does all of this except the expecting change.
733Rafael He uses tax loopholes to avoid going bankrupt when every one of his movies bombs. He's not above 'corporate bullshit' at all, but being a rebel is the only thing he can stand on.
733Rafael What did you gain from Rampage? From The Dark Knight you have allusions to symbols being incorruptible, to anarchy having its own strange code, to the thin veneer of barbarism beneath society, and ultimately that even if it takes a lie some things must be preserved. Rampage is a crazy guy shooting people. Edifying...?
733Rafael They're morally reprehensible to say the least... I appreciate the Batman films because of their moral nature. It seems a little odd to be closer on the side of the pragmatic villain than the altruistic hero ^^;
Even Bay can make some likeable movie/ characters (not good on the quality side but still appreciable). Personnaly I know that his Transformers movies (I'm taking his most popular movies as example) are bad (especially the 5th one) but the 3 first one were likeable despite not being actually good movies, decent and enjoyable (am I clear ? I don't know if I am...). To sum I could despite Bay's movie as "A nice little action movie to have fun with friends or family." These are not necessarily good movies but it does not mean that we can not appreciate them... Right ?
0:00 - 0:29 he just seems like some boomer who doesn't know how the Internet works and is trying to respond civilly to being memed on 0:30 onward is where a legend is born, and the world would never be the same
Imagine if he made a movie on more popular games, I could never imagine him doing something like a Kingdom Hearts movie. First: Because it's impossible to make only ONE movie on the whole Kingdom-Hearts game (the 1st one I mean) because it's like 10 different Disney movies in one games. So impossible unless you make it on multiple movies or even a TV show. Second: Becauase Disney ain't stupid. They know that this guy will ruin everything...
So I guess having flat characters and undeveloped plots is the true genius behind your work. No Uwe Boll, you're not like Michael Bay. You are a shit ton worse. lol
Even Bay can make some likeable movie/ characters (not good on the quality side but still appreciable). Personnaly I know that his Transformers movies (I'm taking his most popular movies as example) are bad (especially the 5th one) but the 3 first one were likeable despite not being actually good movies, decent and enjoyable (am I clear ? I don't know if I am...). To sum I could despite Bay's movie as "A nice little action movie to have fun with friends or family." These are not necessarily good movies but it does not mean that we can not appreciate them... Right ?
Not saying Uwe Boll doesn't make bad films, But there's worst them him for sure. Ulli Lommel is one of them. Now this guys keeps making terrible horror films based on True Stories.
You know.. I always think this: there are people who have great idea but no budget to make those ideas real (like some movie directors).. and then there are people like this guy. What do I mean by that? It's pretty simple. People without any fantasy to create something NICE and GOOD to watch. This guy has like a great budget to invest on, but like zero creativity and shitty ideas. If someone wants to be a movie director, I would suggest him to watch one of owe boll's movies just to tell him "you see that? That's not even close to a good movie. This is good just if you wanna make your movie look like pure crap.". Well and I ain't even going further, I just watched one movie "house of the dead" and I will never, EVER waste my time on other movies that this guy's ever gonna make. I'm out.
In normal time I would have told you to not Judging him about ONE movie especially when he made a whole bunch of movies (Even M. Night Shyamalan made some pretty good movies like for example the recent "Split"). But Boll ? God damn no... "I like dark stories. I like complex denouements. I like developments in my stories that call for diametrically opposed feelings. My films have to provoke something when we see them. The part of horror in my films is only a mask that must trap the viewer, pushing him to look more accurately and better listen to what is happening! " - Mr. Night Shyamalan "Anxiety is not bearable without humor. It's the mix that makes you happy. " "All that is said and not shown is lost to the viewer." "There is no terror in a shotgun, only in its anticipation." "To ask a man who tells stories to consider the plausibility seems to me as ridiculous as asking a figurative painter to represent things accurately." - Aflred Hitchcock "A lot of the time in animation is spent getting the story right - that's something you can't rush. Jennifer Yuh Nelson (Her very first movie was a little not very popular movie I'm not sure you know it but here's the titles "Kung Fu Panda 2" ^^) "I'M THE ONLY GENIUS IN THE FUCKING BUISNESS !!!" - Uwe Boll...
i like them cause they are so bad they are good...........................ok so eat your own crap...............its taste so bad that maybe its gonna be good after all hahahahaha
Adam Sandler could direct a more intelligent movie than this guy
I can only see this man as the person who made the best video game to movie adaptation of the early 2000's
"Uwe should be a comedian not a director."
Exactly!
This is so hilarious. My God, why is everyone taking this man seriously?!
His films (except Rampage) might be terrible, but he has passion, and calls out all the Hollywood fakes that make absolute dogshit films, like Marvel.
postal was good too@@iim4xii129
"I'm the only genius in the whole &$%#^ business"
This is the exact form of insanity required in order for you to make a terrible movie, and not KNOW it's a terrible movie, before you say it's done, and release it.
"Have I ever told you the definition of insanity? It's doing the exact same f****** thing over and over again, expecting s*** to change." Uwe Boll does all of this except the expecting change.
Postal the movie is a fucking masterpiece
We're all agreed here.
He's the worst German since Hitler.
♔HaroldsCat♔ There's always that guy...
Random Logick He lived in Germany and became chancellor. He's an honourary German.
♔HaroldsCat♔ Um, no
No, there's been much worse than him. Boll isn't a dictator like Hitler was.
♔HaroldsCat♔ King of all Kinzers You are tripping
He makes Last Jedi look like Blade Runner 2049
Dude makes Bay look like Albert Einstein. man doesn't have any delusions of grandeur much does he.
His Postal movie uncensored is one of the best comedies the last decade.
The worst director would never make any cool movie.
@hidden9549Me too, but many others is loving it too. Uwe should have made more comedies.
A true legend never gives a fuck what others think.
His easily triggered ego fragility heavily implies that he does though.
This mans ego dwarfs the entire universe.
Dude at least Michael Bay tries harder than you......Michael Bay......
Not only that. M KNIGHT SHAMALAN IS A BETTER MOVIE MAKER THAN HIM. I FUCKING SAID IT
Even Ed wood could make better movies than him
Bay even said that he wouldn't even bother with Boll and called him a loser who's just seeking attention.
Uwe Boll is fucking De Palma compared to that hack Michael Bay.
At least transformers 4 had a badass concept
"I'm the only genius in the whole f*****g business." That part made me laugh.
Boll you make Michael Bay look like an Oscar winner.
My thoughts exactly.
Boll is the best director
I can just imagine him watching Pearl Harbor or Revenge Of The Fallen being really frustrated like we all were when we watched any of his movies
Uwe, you make Bay look like Nolan
733Rafael He uses tax loopholes to avoid going bankrupt when every one of his movies bombs. He's not above 'corporate bullshit' at all, but being a rebel is the only thing he can stand on.
733Rafael The second though turned into a paranoid political rant, so would the third one of have been more like the first or second? ^^;
733Rafael Um...if religion and politics are what movies are supposed to be about, why don't you like Christopher Nolan's movies?
733Rafael What did you gain from Rampage?
From The Dark Knight you have allusions to symbols being incorruptible, to anarchy having its own strange code, to the thin veneer of barbarism beneath society, and ultimately that even if it takes a lie some things must be preserved.
Rampage is a crazy guy shooting people. Edifying...?
733Rafael They're morally reprehensible to say the least...
I appreciate the Batman films because of their moral nature. It seems a little odd to be closer on the side of the pragmatic villain than the altruistic hero ^^;
he makes a convincing argument
Genius... sure... whatever helps you sleep at night
I'm conflicted, he makes pieces of shit but he slagged off Michael Bay as a director.
Even Bay can make some likeable movie/ characters (not good on the quality side but still appreciable). Personnaly I know that his Transformers movies (I'm taking his most popular movies as example) are bad (especially the 5th one) but the 3 first one were likeable despite not being actually good movies, decent and enjoyable (am I clear ? I don't know if I am...). To sum I could despite Bay's movie as "A nice little action movie to have fun with friends or family."
These are not necessarily good movies but it does not mean that we can not appreciate them... Right ?
0:00 - 0:29 he just seems like some boomer who doesn't know how the Internet works and is trying to respond civilly to being memed on
0:30 onward is where a legend is born, and the world would never be the same
Eli Roth is making a video game movie (Borderlands). I wonder if he's thought about Uwe Boll at all in the process of making it.
Both make bad movies so I'd say they would get along nicely!
Anyone who doesn't like Uwe Boll needs to be punched by Uwe Boll.
Well, someone's full of himself.
This guy makes me laugh so hard. Get your tickets to see his one man show now!
He is a genius for SNIPER RAMPAGE and WALL STREET :)
SHHYAAAAAAAAHHHDDAAAAAAAAAAAHHHPP!
Uwe Boll movies sucks but at least he has balls
They say a genius is often not understood in his time....
"If we really look at my movies..." I did. Blood Rayne was terrible. The Bayformers were MUCH better.
i just had worst nightmare in my life. Uwe Boll making Skyrim move. Thank god it is not real
Imagine if he made a movie on more popular games, I could never imagine him doing something like a Kingdom Hearts movie.
First: Because it's impossible to make only ONE movie on the whole Kingdom-Hearts game (the 1st one I mean) because it's like 10 different Disney movies in one games. So impossible unless you make it on multiple movies or even a TV show.
Second: Becauase Disney ain't stupid. They know that this guy will ruin everything...
“I’m the only genius in the whole fucking business.”
Keep telling yourself that, Boll, because you aren’t.
Goodbuoy
Compared to Uwe Boll, Michael Bay is friggin Stanley Kubrick
why so much hate tho? the man IS a genius
Did anyone set up a petition for the Pro Bowl yet?
As Terrible as He is At least he Knew that Modern Hollywood as a Whole is Garbage Now!
Its not like you need a COMPANY to make shitty movies, right guys?
Calling yourself a genius is like saying you're mom's the greatest in the world. Yeah, well so is my mom. I think I'm a genius too, what's your point.
Cool, can we make a JJ Abrams poll now?
The guy is hilarious
Legend
Wow, 71 comments of people who cannot take a joke or understand satire.
he was a genius... he made shit films and if it flops he got he's money bag thanks to german tax lawes.
God i miss this joker
god damn if he is full of himself
Modest, tough.
Yeah boll, you are a lot better... your actors just forget to show any emotion.
So I guess having flat characters and undeveloped plots is the true genius behind your work. No Uwe Boll, you're not like Michael Bay. You are a shit ton worse. lol
Even Bay can make some likeable movie/ characters (not good on the quality side but still appreciable). Personnaly I know that his Transformers movies (I'm taking his most popular movies as example) are bad (especially the 5th one) but the 3 first one were likeable despite not being actually good movies, decent and enjoyable (am I clear ? I don't know if I am...). To sum I could despite Bay's movie as "A nice little action movie to have fun with friends or family."
These are not necessarily good movies but it does not mean that we can not appreciate them... Right ?
Genius in ruining video games
Are any of the edits of this video still up? I remember seeing some great ones...especially involving ketchup
yeah from a fan of Uwe Boll it make sense...
hahahahahaha
Not saying Uwe Boll doesn't make bad films, But there's worst them him for sure. Ulli Lommel is one of them. Now this guys keeps making terrible horror films based on True Stories.
Buulsheit
As fucking god awful Boll is. I sadly think he's better compared too Friedberg and Seltzer. But not by much.
Ego Alert!
LOL!!! Do all Germans think so high of themselves?
Yes, of course. All Germans are exactly the same. We're pretty much all the same person, really, except some of us have bigger tits than Uwe Boll.
Jennyfisch
Hey, no hard feelings. It was more of a question/joke.
Please tell me this is some sort of comedy, parody, or what ever. This just can't be ment seriously.
I'm pretty sure he's dead serious in this video.
yeah i guess it does
o.O whatever dude..............hahahaha
You know.. I always think this: there are people who have great idea but no budget to make those ideas real (like some movie directors).. and then there are people like this guy. What do I mean by that? It's pretty simple. People without any fantasy to create something NICE and GOOD to watch. This guy has like a great budget to invest on, but like zero creativity and shitty ideas. If someone wants to be a movie director, I would suggest him to watch one of owe boll's movies just to tell him "you see that? That's not even close to a good movie. This is good just if you wanna make your movie look like pure crap.". Well and I ain't even going further, I just watched one movie "house of the dead" and I will never, EVER waste my time on other movies that this guy's ever gonna make. I'm out.
In normal time I would have told you to not Judging him about ONE movie especially when he made a whole bunch of movies (Even M. Night Shyamalan made some pretty good movies like for example the recent "Split").
But Boll ? God damn no...
"I like dark stories. I like complex denouements. I like developments in my stories that call for diametrically opposed feelings. My films have to provoke something when we see them. The part of horror in my films is only a mask that must trap the viewer, pushing him to look more accurately and better listen to what is happening! "
- Mr. Night Shyamalan
"Anxiety is not bearable without humor. It's the mix that makes you happy. "
"All that is said and not shown is lost to the viewer."
"There is no terror in a shotgun, only in its anticipation."
"To ask a man who tells stories to consider the plausibility seems to me as ridiculous as asking a figurative painter to represent things accurately."
- Aflred Hitchcock
"A lot of the time in animation is spent getting the story right - that's something you can't rush.
Jennifer Yuh Nelson (Her very first movie was a little not very popular movie I'm not sure you know it but here's the titles "Kung Fu Panda 2" ^^)
"I'M THE ONLY GENIUS IN THE FUCKING BUISNESS !!!"
- Uwe Boll...
lol
yeah its trolling cause you have never seen a boll movie in your life, stop wasting our time
i like them cause they are so bad they are good...........................ok so eat your own crap...............its taste so bad that maybe its gonna be good after all hahahahaha
Lol too funny.
yeah those movies are shitty, just as i think you will like them
since good movies isnt your thing
nop
Lmfao i love this guy