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im incredibly sick with stomach flu right now and all day ive been slipping in and out of a fever dream and every time all i can think about is onyx falling down a flight of stairs
If u know how to hold ur breath underwater without plugging ur nose with your fingers then you close those muscles and inhale through your mouth it should kinda feel suction-y.
@@HavingCrumpets and people do let them have power. Using it in a mean way gives it power, and insisting on being able to say it so that it doesn't have power gives it more power, cause it normalizes it. Please think sometimes
@@_Shadows__ Erm, Vincent Franzetti Pizzapasta, AKA Vinny Vinesauce (often referred to as binny, binyot, binty, dinty, brainyot, booti, bimbo, buttplug, bunkty, or any other random two syllables) is a streamer on twitch, who occasionally uses a joke in the format "Your name: John ____, ____ Marine. Your mission: ______." the joke plays off the excuse plots of many video games by adding one to a game that either has no plot, or already has a much more complex one, often to humorous result.
"hello sickness my old friend, I've come to get down with you again" That's pretty good. I would listen to that mashup. Maybe we'll see that epic mashup in the next loot crate.
43:32 So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.
This is the only playthrough I never get tired of no matter how many times I watch it. I don't know whether it was DD&J with Chris on a series (I'm assuming) that they're all fond of, or if it's because Pokémon has so little going on that their minds wander, but this playthrough was a masterpiece, even if it wasn't finished. Oney, now that DD&J are back for a short while, I really hope you guys pick this back up (with Matt occasionally too, please!).
I remember a youtube poop when Death Note was popular with Light's breakdown at the end of the series emulating the song. It was really cool I had it in my mp3 player.
1:22:50 Ding Dong: "Were you gonna hit Julian because he likes Pokemon Snap!? If you're gonna hit him, you're gonna hit me too." At first I thought he meant because he likes the game, now I think its because he went full defense mode.
honestly julian saying he would rather fuck the door in friends than any of the characters...thats some of the funnest shit that dude has ever said...and i almost spit out my cereal
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Sure thang, fool
2 hours of sum gay fun yeeeEEEEE
Oh I thought you just kept posting the same video for an epic troll
Woah I get to meet OneyNG
I thought you just wanted the revenue
im incredibly sick with stomach flu right now and all day ive been slipping in and out of a fever dream and every time all i can think about is onyx falling down a flight of stairs
frog time It keeps happening again
@@awesomemarioenemythingwithice i told u man
every time I get angry I think about this comment to not be angry anymore. thanks frog time!
Are you feeling better yet? It’s been a while.
@@soheiecho Tomar did what had to be done, im sorry
To this day I'm still intrigued by Chris' noise at 6:42.
"OööoOôÖ"
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It was from the DMT realm.
Uuuooooh
If u know how to hold ur breath underwater without plugging ur nose with your fingers then you close those muscles and inhale through your mouth it should kinda feel suction-y.
Whenever Matt joins in, it’s like the cool kid that hangs out with the nerdy kids, but only when he’s not around his other cool friends
Tasty Radroach exactly!
Lol
True
T h i s
ding dang is cooler than matt
"Siri, tell the police we were joking" is an underrated quote
50:40 I love the added touch of how Julian was the only one that didn't get censored.
Tbf, it’s like the n word. He can say it!
@@C_to_the_S it’s a word tho. Who cares
@@opticfloyyyd true, words only have power if people let them
@@C_to_the_S poggers
@@HavingCrumpets and people do let them have power. Using it in a mean way gives it power, and insisting on being able to say it so that it doesn't have power gives it more power, cause it normalizes it. Please think sometimes
Chris: *NI-*
Joolian: _w h e e z e_
Ding Dang: CHRIS!
Matt: Ahah! *Epic* dude.
Squant: "I am Squant, what you want?"
Mario: "Hoodelulu!"
STOP PUTTING WORDS IN MY MOUTH
~At dinner~
Me: *NI-*
Mom: w h e e z e
Dad: CHRIS!
Grandma: Ahah! *Epic* dude
Rock Puncher N words to be precise
Matt wouldn't say that nowadays
“What if a Pokémon went ‘OHH’?”
Funnily enough that is exactly Makuhitas call
True! 😉 👌 🌵
Omg it is my lover
+Dwyn Bonjour, mon cheri!~ ;P
Miss me? lol
Makuhita is thicc
"C'mon Oney this is your chance to be real funny-- man cartoon-- internet on the... comedy"
-Julian 2016
Yeah, everyone heard it, you don't need to quote it
@@charleshands2042 no need to be rude, charles.
Wow! Now, instead of watching it over and over as two videos, I can watch it over and over as one video! Thanks Oney!
Poop
Omfg i listen to this when i play pokémon you read my b r a i n e
O
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Your name: John Nintendo
Your mission: Assist child Chris and prevent Pidgey from saying racial slurs
nice binyot reference
@@dededeisdosh4450 bin what
@@_Shadows__ Erm, Vincent Franzetti Pizzapasta, AKA Vinny Vinesauce (often referred to as binny, binyot, binty, dinty, brainyot, booti, bimbo, buttplug, bunkty, or any other random two syllables) is a streamer on twitch, who occasionally uses a joke in the format "Your name: John ____, ____ Marine. Your mission: ______." the joke plays off the excuse plots of many video games by adding one to a game that either has no plot, or already has a much more complex one, often to humorous result.
@@battlekirby hmm i see
I didn't want to anyway.
44:50 is probably my favorite part of this whole series when Ding Dong screams BRATWATSON
Ding Dong's reaction to Nidoran gets me every time
"Eugh..."
*H I*
W E L C O M E
I don't wanna
Catch me if you can 😏
it's one of the funniest fucking things
8:36
That’s one of the most iconic oney lines imo
Needs an animation along with so much of the dialogue
39:41 I like how it went green perfect timing
1:23:40 I still don’t understand how Chris did that voice. Julian’s “what” afterwards and the fact they don’t talk about it really adds to it.
He straight up sounded like Jack Black
15:18 the “wow what if. could you imagine.” always gets me lmao
1:56:40 "At least 150 or more to see, the Pikamo master is my desti-tree"
love how that Max Goof twitter slowly broke down Ding Dong.
"hello sickness my old friend, I've come to get down with you again" That's pretty good. I would listen to that mashup. Maybe we'll see that epic mashup in the next loot crate.
"Pokemon: Knife Edition'
You really predicted Sword there
The next games will be set in Italy and they will be called Pizza and Pie.
I need sleep
@@uppindown8466 next games will be set in china. They will be called "pokemon uyghurs" and "pokemon re-education camp".
29:10 OH NO, SCRIMBIM IS EVOLVING!!>!>!>!!> *bRaTt wAtSoN sCreEch!!!*
This better not have any swearing.
I'm sorry to inform you that right at the beginning they say the very bad word br*wn br*ck
They say the N word at 9:32
ItsMamaLuigi Oh god do they censor it at least?
Tobyn Naylor No, and they go on for 15 minutes about how "they" should go back to Africa.
I was the 69th like
“I am squant what you want” 9:05
27:31 Julian loves goofy sounds. I'm pretty sure he's cracking himself up lol.
34:43 *_FINALLY_* someone calls him out
"I think the game glitched again. LIL's name got reversed."
Why am I just catching this joke? lol
39:34 I cant get over the baby crying impression, I'm wheezing... ITS SO ACCURATE
People who complain abouts ads or best of vids are weak and will not survive the winter
Is winter stilling coming, or has it been and gone?
what about people who complain about people who complain about ads
What about ads that complain about people who complain about people who complain about people who complain about ads?
The greatest warriors are people like me who have youtube red because their sister pays for it.
I read your comment in Zim's voice.
Chris's "Big Man" rap pops into my head every now and then at it makes me smile.
29:17 abra's mating call
*knife on chalkboard*
9:36 So that's where Ding Dong's funnee scream comes from
43:32 So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome.
oh ffs XD
"Lots of spegeingti" just about killed me (14:14)
Matt is a ***BLEEP*** Matt is a ***BLEEP*** ***BLEEP***, AHHHH what a ***BLEEP***
Obviously best verision of the song
Much funny big laugh
Obviously prefers hot places
38:19 still keeps me awake at night
Which one of them did that?? I can’t believe it’s a human voice
@@McDoinky 6 months late but im sure it was chris
GET ONTO ME….. MY BEAUTIFUL W I F E
In Japan Umbreon’s name is Blacky
47:55 One of my favorite Oney bits ever.
This is the only playthrough I never get tired of no matter how many times I watch it. I don't know whether it was DD&J with Chris on a series (I'm assuming) that they're all fond of, or if it's because Pokémon has so little going on that their minds wander, but this playthrough was a masterpiece, even if it wasn't finished. Oney, now that DD&J are back for a short while, I really hope you guys pick this back up (with Matt occasionally too, please!).
Levi Lee Blue albums better
Maybe no Matt though. Thanks!
@@YeardoZeardo :(
I take back my previous statement, pinkerton is definitely better
@@YeardoZeardo why no matt
27:32 - 27:58 made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breath
I love how after a while Julian just starts making baby noises
32:30 Found my new ringtone.
29:15 had me crying on the bed from laughing too damn hard 😂😂😂😂😂
1:24:50
I love that Chris did this so unexpectedly that even he didn’t know what happened
6:41 Just saving this.
if you spam click this to just get Julian saying ACH over and over again
@1:29:46 Holy shit I never laughed so hard from an OneyPlays video. I just love how these guys have no filter. 😂😂😂
Needs an animation
How did I miss this one lmao. From Ding Dong of all people 😂😭
I really like the little dumb narration added in starting at 1:29:41.
it started quite a while before then
30:21 This joke aged like a fine wine
Bruh
I don't get the context
@@HakuZaku Aretha Franklin was a singer who I think died a week or two after Matt asked “is she still kicking it that old bitch”
@@BlueLucario98 ouch
Yikes that is messed up
50:42 OneyMusic's masterpiece.
Whoever edited the Team Rocket base part is amazing
9:04 i am squant what you want
*EPIC JULIAN WHEEZE*
I've watched this like 4 times and two of them was just me sleeping while having this play in the background
ill eat yo children 667 I’ve had half of the entire regular series play when I sleep and it’s leaked into my dreams
Matt was the closest. Uri Geller is the name of the notorious "spoon-bender" which Kadabra's and Alakazam's spoons are based upon.
Professor coke was trying to grow weed but he grew a bulbasaur instead
And then he smokeded teh weed even
59:56 literally exhaled a fat dab hearing this.
9:40 My niIIIICE FRIend
this is still their best series imo i constantly come back to it
"real funny man cartoon internet on the comedy" has the same vibe as "man door hand hook car door"
Lol holy shit ur right
34:40 is by far my favourite conversation
"What if you, what if you made him chew taffy and his baby teeth came out?" - Dong Dang
6:41 why did it actually sound like a real cry
29:00 epic scream
32:40 epic slap and funny Chris
46:25 for safe keeping of my favorite bits of the entire series
1:17, 1:28:35, 1:30:33, 1:33:15, 1:46:52, 5:21, 5:37, 8:15, 19:15, 1:21:05
Hey, come back to this. Idk you may be feeling down so I just want to make sure that you'll get a laugh.
AKFin you’re very kind for that, thank you. I had been feeling down lately and I appreciate you reminding me about this thread. :)
@@em-mortal1 heres your yearly reminder
Also, 9:05
I can't get over the custom music around ~1:23:00. I legit don't know if that's really good editing or a modded rom half the time.
It's a Final Fantasy 6's battle theme.
I remember a youtube poop when Death Note was popular with Light's breakdown at the end of the series emulating the song.
It was really cool I had it in my mp3 player.
I think they said the music fucked up or something and decided to add background music so it's not just nothing
Chris and Matt made the hello song sound more interesting than it actually was.
1:22:50
Ding Dong: "Were you gonna hit Julian because he likes Pokemon Snap!? If you're gonna hit him, you're gonna hit me too." At first I thought he meant because he likes the game, now I think its because he went full defense mode.
2 hours? n a h
1:59:57
The Boy mom said one video before bed
Asshole
If they included Bloodle it would be
Wow, now i dont even know how many times i watched this. Oh well, here goes one more
1:25:00 Captain Diqhedd, special appearance
6:57 Lavender Town...
7:16 mixed with Ding Dong’s “DIE! DIE!” In the background
ḓ̸̨̨̞̝̣̝̳̰̱͚̺̓͒̑̔̈̓̊̐͐͝ḭ̸̧̨͈̺̥̜̻̉͛̈́̐̊̑͜ē̶̡̡̧̱̺̯͖̞̙̔̾̑͋̾̕̚͠
̸̓̈́͋̔̈́͂̉̈́̍͜͠
̵̭͋͑̒̃̚͝ḑ̴̲͓̤̯̄̂̆̑̔̈͒̎̄͐̆̐ȉ̵̦̟̫̭̙̟͙̹̗̍̿͐̕͜͝ȇ̷͖̌̊͆̉̐͋̀͌̃̅͆̈͘͝ͅ
̵̢͓̙̟͕̘͔̭̠͍͚̫̭̥͊́̒̓̆̄̆̕͘͠͝
̴͎͎̩͕̱͇̩̺̟̤̠̟̻́̔̕͜ͅd̷̤͒̃̒̕ỉ̵̧͖̹͙̖͓͍̮̳̣̮̔̒͑͋͋̀̈̓͘͜͝e̶̛̛̎̿̊͒͂́̔͛̈́̔̔͐͜͝
̴̼͇̟͍͕̲̝̘̼̻̥̱̏
̸̳͔̩̐̿͌̅̀̿̒̈́̂̀̓d̶͍͈͋̅̓́̋̌͋̋̅̾̽͆̇̕ȉ̷̛̦͎͇͕͔̝͔̗̾͒́͗̀͊̊̽̚͝ͅe̷̮͛͐̃̓͛̓̈́͊̕
I love that despite the fact they switched to an emulator partway through, they took special care to add the frame back in.
Mario and Sonic at the Special Olympics always makes me chortle
Dingdong: You never play the games Chris!
Also Dingdong: You used a potion and accidently KO'd nidoran, let me play!
Man, i was eating a bunch of peanut butter when chris said "urethra Franklin" and it quickly became super easy for me to die.
54:50 ding dong takes matt fedora
love the mario and sonic special olympics bit at 47:00
Is it just me or did Oney replace all the music with his own?
for a few episodes, they got audio troubles
17:16 Wild Lil has appeared
Lil: Philip
52:50 favourite bit in the whole series
Wow, two hours of mind numbing slop!
1:26:53 just realized they used earthbound music and now I really want them to play it especially with Zach
Is it cause you are imagining him as a Mr Saturn?
honestly julian saying he would rather fuck the door in friends than any of the characters...thats some of the funnest shit that dude has ever said...and i almost spit out my cereal
1:53:34 that snorlax attack is very effective in making my sides hurt and tears stream down my face 🤣👍
Haha, funny poo joke, everybody cackle maniacally
jooooooolian's laugh cures cancer
By lung cancer, for lung cancer.
1:30:33 just saving this here for later.
49:55 “I’m on the rooooaaad!”
Jesus christ that Blonko the Kitten story has me in genuine tears. My sense of humour really has deteriorated.
Did they technically predict Pokemon Sword at about 1:23:48?
Holy shit they did
I’m very thankful for your channel, you and your pals make me smile and laugh in tough times.
I love how irrationally mad ding dong is that a name got slightly changed
The Anne-Frank bit was seriously the best Anne frank jokes I’ve ever heard
I'm glad I'm not the only one who watches the Homer Shake every day of my life.
I can literally watch these videos over and over. They're THAT funny
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They didn't ad more
Real funny man cartoon internet on the comedy
Well might as well watch this for the 97th time
Continue this series
49:04 The indirect Babar reference literally sent back to the past. Like I'm some sleeper agent or something.
this is the first youtubechannel that makes me really laugh ...im sitting here with a Hiccup,Sore throat and heartburn from laughing
Still have no idea to this day how Chris made that noise at 6:43
"Ghostulon. He's a ghost on your lawn."
god, these old best of’s are infinitely rewatchable