The truth about the recession - by David Mitchell

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  • Опубликовано: 9 авг 2009
  • David Mitchell speaks some truth about the current recession ;]
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  • @lpr5269
    @lpr5269 10 лет назад +260

    "It's not like all the pigs in South America died of blight." Classic!!!!!!

  • @pixiniarts
    @pixiniarts 9 лет назад +648

    If David Mitchel, Frankie Boyle, Steven Fry, Charlie Brooker went into politics started their own party they'd have my vote in a heartbeat.

    • @nagertwi1
      @nagertwi1 9 лет назад +42

      That would actually get me interested in politics.

    • @Darkstar263
      @Darkstar263 8 лет назад +2

      +charltonw Me too

    • @DendyJungle
      @DendyJungle 7 лет назад +9

      Geoff Nattrass a party for clarkson already exists- ukip

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 7 лет назад +7

      Fuck, I'm not even British and I'd vote for them.

    • @Cupit29
      @Cupit29 7 лет назад +9

      Clarkson was remain.

  • @mctim89
    @mctim89 9 лет назад +314

    i really like frankie boyle and david mitchel together, think they're a good combo

    • @vonteflon
      @vonteflon 9 лет назад +56

      mctim89 I've noticed that Frankie Boyle used to laugh whenever David Mitchell made a joke. Most of his other fellow panelists never seemed to have that effect on him.

    • @mctim89
      @mctim89 8 лет назад +37

      yeah i noticed that as well. i think mitchell's comedy is to his taste

    • @MattJames1958
      @MattJames1958 6 лет назад +18

      Hugh Dennis always seemed to make Frankie laugh

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 6 лет назад +3

      Poodle Cuss and that comment tells me you've not watched much of either

    • @demonmonsterdave
      @demonmonsterdave 6 лет назад

      lol you

  • @VisserGoedHart
    @VisserGoedHart 8 лет назад +523

    I wish some wanker banker would type in some more numbers on my bank account.

    • @KingofStrawberries
      @KingofStrawberries 7 лет назад +57

      ...wouldn't that just add to the negative amount you've got in there?

    • @henrikhyrup3995
      @henrikhyrup3995 7 лет назад +8

      Oohhh, shots fired!

    • @karlconnolly3994
      @karlconnolly3994 3 года назад +6

      Give me your banking details and we’ll see what we can do.

    • @Henry-kz4gn
      @Henry-kz4gn 3 года назад +1

      maybe if you gave a banker something to wank to..

    • @Musicienne-DAB1995
      @Musicienne-DAB1995 Месяц назад

      Tell me about it!

  • @kiyos4381
    @kiyos4381 8 лет назад +104

    David's analysis is shockingly spot on

  • @Aemoth
    @Aemoth 13 лет назад +21

    Oh, how I love Mitchell's angry logic and his rants. They never cease to amuse me greatly.

  • @KaliberKing
    @KaliberKing 14 лет назад +12

    A heartfelt compliment from Frankie Boyle! Only David Mitchell is worthy of such a thing.

  • @jdawn1982
    @jdawn1982 9 лет назад +205

    David Mitchell always makes me laugh so hard

  • @sbeast64
    @sbeast64 13 лет назад +43

    Even though this clip is really funny, the best part is that there's more truth in the words of David Mitchell than all politicians combined. Go figure.

  • @harrydrake4173
    @harrydrake4173 9 лет назад +344

    Russell Howard always trying to jump in with some shitty pun.

    • @tomzablee
      @tomzablee 9 лет назад +30

      LOL, so true

    • @WH1SK3YJ4CK
      @WH1SK3YJ4CK 9 лет назад +44

      I have no idea how the fucker has his own show now.

    • @andrewcooper8309
      @andrewcooper8309 8 лет назад +13

      +WH1SK3YJ4CK Because people like him

    • @TheCowiejr
      @TheCowiejr 8 лет назад +13

      +WH1SK3YJ4CK Because he got better.

    • @lf8198
      @lf8198 8 лет назад +16

      +Andrew Cooper I mean, being cute is 35% of it, let's not lie here.
      If you were a straight woman (or gay man?), you'd understand.

  • @bibliophile927
    @bibliophile927 13 лет назад +6

    I swear sometimes David Mitchell reminds me of a British Jon Stewart...LOVE BOTH OF THEM

  • @PaulHutchinsonLivesHere
    @PaulHutchinsonLivesHere 9 лет назад +43

    Back when this show was awesome. David Michel and Frankie Boyle, that'll never happen again :(

    • @sporkafife
      @sporkafife 9 лет назад +18

      I agree. Nowadays it's just a bunch of comedians fighting with each other to get their jokes on TV :(

  • @LLlap
    @LLlap 11 лет назад +7

    i love how everybody listens attentively when Mitchell starts ranting

  • @666deadman1988
    @666deadman1988 12 лет назад +8

    David Mitchell SHOULD be on Newsnight. Actually, he should be on every current affairs programme on television offering his hilarious rants.

  • @thewyj
    @thewyj 12 лет назад +2

    It's awesome that Mitchell doesn't even pause. But I bet he was thinking "Silence Howard! I am on a rant and if you have seen any of my rants before you will know I am not to be interrupted!" or words to that effect.

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 4 года назад +4

    Well this is feeling more and more relevant.

  • @elamplough1
    @elamplough1 9 лет назад +23

    I think he sums up the system quite well!

  • @wwyd4akb
    @wwyd4akb 13 лет назад +4

    anyone else find frankies approval of david bizarrely wonderful?
    they should do a show
    frankie could piss off/scare/offend the audience
    and david could rant about the audience being pissed/scared/offended

  • @blazesedzikowski1071
    @blazesedzikowski1071 11 лет назад +5

    He should do the stand ups. I would love to watch it. I dearly recommend all David Mithell stuff mostly his books. It's brilliant.

    • @BaldMancTwat
      @BaldMancTwat Год назад

      Still true 10 years later. And he's just come out with a new book.

  • @Ryoushadow
    @Ryoushadow 13 лет назад +3

    Best part of the transcribing is "Sunk or anything" being translated to "or some Korean".

  • @DanTheStripe
    @DanTheStripe 28 дней назад +1

    David pretty much summarises the entirety of The Big Short (2015) here.

  • @tsimon1234
    @tsimon1234 12 лет назад +14

    I love how I'm watching this 3 years after David said it and we're still in the same bloody recession! >:/

    • @AnkurBorwankar
      @AnkurBorwankar 4 года назад +23

      Hi I'm from 8 years into the future and I have some news you're not going to like...

    • @peterclarke7240
      @peterclarke7240 Год назад +8

      Hi, I'm from 2022, and you're not going to like this at ALL... 😂

    • @reverseengineeredbot3387
      @reverseengineeredbot3387 Год назад +2

      @@peterclarke7240 who will would have thought 2008 was a good year

    • @spacemonkey._
      @spacemonkey._ 2 месяца назад +4

      Boy do I have news for you all

  • @crozford
    @crozford 10 лет назад +2

    Frankie's right you know, I'll be watching news night every night!

  • @a3aan__uit389
    @a3aan__uit389 11 лет назад +1

    The Daily Show by David Mitchell. I would definately watch it, even if I live in the Netherlands!

  • @aravishermione
    @aravishermione 14 лет назад +2

    David is brilliant!!

  • @Aornum123
    @Aornum123 12 лет назад +7

    Let me quote Gekko here:"It's a zero sum game, somebody wins, somebody loses. Money itself isn't lost or made, it's simply transferred from one perception to another."

  • @DMoots
    @DMoots 11 лет назад +1

    Words of wisdom yet again from David Mitchell, Banking will ruin the world soon.

  • @angels77100
    @angels77100 14 лет назад +1

    Hahahahaha @ David Michelle. He's the best. Yes Frankie does respect David. I could watch this clip forever it never gets boring.

  • @WiseAilbhean
    @WiseAilbhean 12 лет назад +1

    It really is scary. Most of our money is digital, or what David said numbers on a computer screen. There isn't as much physical money around.

  • @Bussipysakillah
    @Bussipysakillah 2 года назад

    Somebody listened and now I'm being recommended a clip of David Mitchell on Newsnight.

  • @Szaam
    @Szaam 14 лет назад +4

    "because they're arseholes"
    love him!

  • @crazyman8472
    @crazyman8472 Год назад +1

    I think he summed it up quite nicely. 😎

  • @NateSean
    @NateSean 7 лет назад +25

    We need David Mitchell to weigh in on the 2016 elections. (My side of the Pond, in case you're confused)

    • @RollOnToVictory
      @RollOnToVictory 7 лет назад +10

      why? There's literally nothing he could say that Jon Oliver, Stephen Colbert, Obama, all of hollywood, news, academia or government hasn't already said..... the orange man's a nutter.

    • @NateSean
      @NateSean 7 лет назад

      RollOnToVictory Yeah, well, just because it was said once doesn't mean we don't need a reminder once in a while.

    • @robotzombienazy
      @robotzombienazy 7 лет назад +5

      Just be happy that you got a dirty carrot instead of a spoiled to the core peach.

  • @stephanieb7330
    @stephanieb7330 6 лет назад +4

    When you realise that David Mitchell actually used this concept on that Mitchell and Webb Look too 😂

  • @madperson876
    @madperson876 13 лет назад +1

    lol @ Frankie, David should be on Newsnight!

  • @PlaskiJakDeska
    @PlaskiJakDeska 3 года назад +2

    That certainly aged well.

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 9 лет назад +12

    For people who care it's actually the other way around. The point is someone did effectively just "type a bigger number in" that's what the housing bubble is. The houses aren't worth as much as so many people thought they were.
    And the system of lending money to keep businesses running has lead to REAL loss in productivity. Factories are shut down as well as if they had been blown but by the Luftwaffe only they are shut down as they can't get a lone to pay for the raw materials they need.

    • @GEM4sta
      @GEM4sta 9 лет назад +5

      You're very mislead. The houses weren't necessarily worth less than they were selling them for. And the housing bubble is really the very tip of an iceburg.

    • @Treblaine
      @Treblaine 8 лет назад +4

      ***** "Houses are worth as much as they're sold for. Always."
      Well DUH, in a self-fulfilling definition loop of defining a term like worth right back as "the price it sells for".
      But the whole point of a bubble is that worth can be completely out of touch with reality.
      The problem with using wealth so broadly is it becomes impossibly to really talk about if houses are arbitrarily far too costly to afford than they really could be.
      It's fine to have these games of SUCH arbitrary value for luxuries like art, or for financial instruments like currency. But we are talking about people's fucking homes here. People are either ending up homeless or forced to fritter away their wealth on renting their home.
      I think it is YOU who is playing dumb to economics, as if a very well funded and connected buy-to-rent company is the same sort of buyer as a cautious first time buyer who banks are reluctant to give any substantial mortgage to. They are NOT going to have the same spending power OR possibly buy as hastilly.
      It gets rather tedious when homes are built that they know local skilled workers can afford only to find EVERY SINGLE LOT bought up to be rented out! And the rents are as high or worse than any mortgage payments. It's completely out of touch the idea that people going at their own pace will buy up these houses before.
      The result is people pay as much or more but for a home they don't own, will NEVER own and are just paying their landlord's mortgage plus extra on top.
      My parents did this, they got VERY rich off it and honestly they say they felt it was the worst thing they've ever done. They had just economically screwed dozens of other people.

    • @theamici
      @theamici 6 лет назад

      They were worth less, their value was inflated artificially by people given loans they could never repay.

    • @theamici
      @theamici 6 лет назад

      Houses are worth as much as somebody can pay for! The problem was that people couldn't really pay for them, and so the prices were inflated beyond what the market could manage.

  • @xv1distort
    @xv1distort 11 лет назад

    People like David Mitchell need to be the ones in charge.

  • @ThePaxtonProductions
    @ThePaxtonProductions 14 лет назад

    Awesome video quality. I mean both image wise and what THE LEGEND says.

  • @88fredmcfred
    @88fredmcfred 11 лет назад +1

    David on a rant is a fine site to see

  • @eveaci
    @eveaci 9 лет назад +64

    Well this is pish.

  • @newtonwhatevs
    @newtonwhatevs Месяц назад

    His rant makes a lot of sense!

  • @JimmySteller
    @JimmySteller 4 года назад +1

    The irony of Frankie Boyle urging Mitchell to comment on world news is that Boyle has a show where he does that very same thing.

  • @jackbox1971
    @jackbox1971 12 лет назад

    Mitchell and Boyd... that is potent combo.

  • @bobdy9988
    @bobdy9988 13 лет назад

    0:17 Frankie cracking up lol love how Dara and Frankie find each other so funny

  • @slothfulcobra
    @slothfulcobra 5 лет назад +1

    Yup, that's the financial industry. The catch is that when the numbers are good some people get a bunch of free money, so they have to scramble to fob off the bad numbers onto somebody like the taxpayer so the system all balances out,

  • @skitcap2705
    @skitcap2705 10 лет назад +2

    Hear, hear. Had to look this few times cause that's just so bang on. If anyone below tries to says it ain't so, that the numbers are something... Well, bring me the goods.. There is already more money in the market that there are goods on earth. By multiples.. We got enough money to buy three moons but not enough for feeding the poor. Tell me again, are those numbers real or not cause for sure, they are not appearing on reality. 99,9% of them just gets transferred to another account. Money has value only if it is used. If one can delete a bunch of code without anyone hurting, that's not a real currency.

  • @sherlockfan16
    @sherlockfan16 13 лет назад +1

    keep telling like it is david... we believe in you

  • @cl0vvntiem
    @cl0vvntiem 14 лет назад

    David Mitchell, Frankie Boyle, and Hugh Dennis go really well together.

  • @sadiexefronxcrawford
    @sadiexefronxcrawford 11 лет назад

    Very smart reply.

  • @GeirV
    @GeirV 11 лет назад +1

    You rarely hear someone describe the monetary system in a better way.

  • @shadow8277
    @shadow8277 3 года назад

    yaas comrade david mitchell has achieved class conciousness

  • @Treblaine
    @Treblaine 12 лет назад

    The problem is those aren't numbers, they are promises. A trillion little promises to each other.
    When you start breaking promises, then suddenly even if you have all the resources you can't see them as you can't be trusted to deliver.

  • @MMODoubter
    @MMODoubter 11 лет назад

    That is true. Money doesn't just disappear. Though, to a business man, if it isn't HIS, it might as well disappear.
    The real problem with the system, is that to make one man RICH, many people are made poor.
    It isn't a game played only by willing participants - EVERYONE has to play, and there are far more losers than winners.

  • @Meltyclaw
    @Meltyclaw 11 лет назад

    I knew I wasn't alone in that idea

  • @WIlliamCarvill
    @WIlliamCarvill Год назад +2

    and on the 13th day, God made an NFT of this youtube clip

  • @DMEB
    @DMEB 14 лет назад

    WELL SAID!

  • @a3aan__uit389
    @a3aan__uit389 10 лет назад

    I will, is there a place where I can see the most recent video's? not 5 min abriged segments on YT.

  • @viddude098
    @viddude098 9 лет назад +1

    In case anyone was like me and wondering which episode this is from, it's from Series 6 and is episode 6.

    • @BGlasnost
      @BGlasnost 8 лет назад

      ...and it occurred at minute 6 #wankerillluminati

  • @iharky
    @iharky 13 лет назад

    @MINIHermanator hahaha! Excellent stuff.

  • @betterthantelly2993
    @betterthantelly2993 5 лет назад

    This guy is brilliant.

  • @MrTBONESTEAK
    @MrTBONESTEAK 12 лет назад +1

    True. I still like David Mitchell his explanation better though :)

  • @TheArcher101
    @TheArcher101 5 лет назад +1

    Unless I can hold it in my hand - it's not real and I subsequently don't give a shit about it

  • @TacticusPrime
    @TacticusPrime 12 лет назад

    People were allowed to "buy" houses in America that they couldn't afford, because the people who loaned them the money knew that they wouldn't be on the hook if they had to default. Unfortunately, banks around the world and huge insurance companies decided they WOULD be on the hook.
    So there are lots of people in houses that they committed to pay for at a much higher price than they can actually pay. That's the only semi-real part.

  • @KairuHakubi
    @KairuHakubi 11 лет назад

    You should only care what people FEEL, not what actual sounds they make to express those feelings. It's perfectly easy for two people to use the same word to mean very different things.
    However, once you've realized it's what people feel that matters, you have to realize you can't start telling people what they are or aren't allowed to feel.

  • @Solensherre
    @Solensherre 14 лет назад

    @MrCommentz "Any person capable of getting to power should on no occasion be allowed to hold power"

  • @a3aan__uit389
    @a3aan__uit389 10 лет назад +1

    Where can I watch this show?

  • @acanarynamedrobyn4543
    @acanarynamedrobyn4543 Год назад

    10 years later and the implosion has started.

  • @ErrrrrrRia
    @ErrrrrrRia 14 лет назад

    wow i love him!

  • @Lolzer626
    @Lolzer626 11 лет назад

    Yes.

  • @DrChalkwithering
    @DrChalkwithering 12 лет назад

    This was very funny...in 1992 when Ben Elton did the exact same joke about Black Wednesday.

  • @cheydinal5401
    @cheydinal5401 Месяц назад

    Basically, although also the number juggling lead to overinvestments in some industries (like housing), which if it's artificially kept up with printed money only increases and deepens that overinvestment into the industry, leading to too few investments (actual goods, not numbers on a screen) into other industries

  • @Shindai
    @Shindai 9 лет назад

    Nailed it :D

  • @beepandbop
    @beepandbop 14 лет назад

    @MonsterMozz great, another well educated person able to deliver fantastic retorts on demand!
    Or not. Don't quit your day job (if you have one).

  • @jacqchan83
    @jacqchan83 12 лет назад

    Hey what season/episode was this on?

  • @Ellimystic
    @Ellimystic 12 лет назад +2

    Wow, even Frankie Boyle had something positive to say about David.

  • @slightlyinsaneFTW
    @slightlyinsaneFTW 13 лет назад +1

    I've just spent over an hour listening to DM rant on RUclips

  • @dragonforce525
    @dragonforce525 14 лет назад

    Reading that made me push my glasses up, damn you.

  • @mycathasbeenstolen
    @mycathasbeenstolen 14 лет назад

    david mitchell is a legend

  • @JetJHall
    @JetJHall 11 лет назад

    That was one aspect of Enron, the other thing they were able to do were to post there estimated profits as there actual profits, effectively making up what ever profits they wanted, which is what I was talking about :)

  • @FutureReverberations
    @FutureReverberations 5 лет назад +1

    And thats numberwang!

  • @amyvsmith1989
    @amyvsmith1989 15 лет назад +1

    The madder he gets, the funnier he is!

  • @jananni123456789
    @jananni123456789 9 лет назад

    which episode is this?

  • @jimbillinski
    @jimbillinski 12 лет назад

    David Mitchell and Charlie Brooker are the funniest men on telly,, i love David's angry logic, as Stephen Fry put it

  • @LanceDirk
    @LanceDirk 12 лет назад +1

    @101Tonia101 Oh my god, no David Mitchell for Supreme Emperor of the Galaxy.

  • @woodpigeon66
    @woodpigeon66 11 лет назад

    Definitely.

  • @M1st3rB3nn
    @M1st3rB3nn 12 лет назад

    Question Time is the one that usually invites celebrities on. David's been on that, along with a few others like Ian Hislop and Tony Robinson. It's quite weird when they go over to Baldrick to chip in about the economy!

  • @Steeleperfect
    @Steeleperfect 14 лет назад

    He'd get my vote.

  • @Xanadis85
    @Xanadis85 13 лет назад

    That also!

  • @quesondriac
    @quesondriac 10 лет назад

    What year was this you are talking about?

  • @bigpoppa693
    @bigpoppa693 10 лет назад

    what show is this from??

  • @BGlasnost
    @BGlasnost 8 лет назад +1

    that was pretty genius

  • @Starthrust1
    @Starthrust1 13 лет назад

    @wimscheers Brilliantly done my friend ;D x]

  • @SongNadia
    @SongNadia 11 лет назад

    Ahahahahahaha, I seriously first went "but isn't Mock The Week like that?" before I got it!

  • @JetJHall
    @JetJHall 12 лет назад

    I think the "just type it back in" approach was pretty much responsible for the Enron....

  • @leviadragon99
    @leviadragon99 13 лет назад

    Telling it like it is...

  • @groovex73
    @groovex73 11 лет назад

    The best comedy is always truth.

  • @watchinyouwatchme
    @watchinyouwatchme 14 лет назад

    Frankie Boyle for Prime Minister but David Mitchell as his entire front bench : )

  • @SvenTviking
    @SvenTviking 13 лет назад

    @Laseranders Absolutely right! And the warning signs started with Enron, what 12 years ago. Money traders on bonuses for maximum business done doing the obvious and doing as much business as possible even if it was garbage. Senior management taking their eyes off the ball because they never dreamed their highly paid staff could be that greedy. Government abolishing all the regulatory laws and bodies because the Banks asked them to, so that they could make more money. But they didn't.....

  • @shokill
    @shokill 9 лет назад +27

    Wanker Bankers... Hilarious!!!