Super Smash Bros: Blood Suckers

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  • Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
  • Smash Bros hunting vampires in a creepy castle during a thunderstorm? No problem. It's just another day in the office for the dashing Simon Belmont, but is he prepared for the deadliest foe he has ever faced? His number one fan. Kirby.
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Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @mashed
    @mashed  3 года назад +1819

    Lets be honest folks... WHO'S HAVING NIGHTMARES TONIGHT?!
    God-Tier Kirby merch available now: crowdmade.com/collections/mashed

    • @TJakaAto
      @TJakaAto 3 года назад +14

      1st like

    • @TJakaAto
      @TJakaAto 3 года назад +17

      Im having night mares of simon dying thanks to this

    • @FlameTheDrag0n
      @FlameTheDrag0n 3 года назад +13

      i’m not sleeping tonight

    • @Golem_999
      @Golem_999 3 года назад +2

      Pathetic Kill it was too merciful If your asking what the hell I watch search up moonshine animations

    • @Zonnro
      @Zonnro 3 года назад +9

      maybe waluigi can stop this threat

  • @adamkalwasinski7130
    @adamkalwasinski7130 3 года назад +2837

    First half: I miss old cartoons
    Second half: kirby the eldritch jesus nightmare

    • @justintrigg5528
      @justintrigg5528 3 года назад +98

      Kirby's always been an eldritch jesus nightmare. According to the in-game kirby lore.

    • @dieptrieu6564
      @dieptrieu6564 3 года назад +67

      @@justintrigg5528 Yep, he even get the nickname "Pink demon" for a good reason

    • @demonicstallion1259
      @demonicstallion1259 3 года назад +22

      My thoughts exactly.

    • @darktooth4576
      @darktooth4576 3 года назад +41

      Kirby,
      The one being to literally surpass Void Termina according to this video.

    • @Duelkitten
      @Duelkitten 3 года назад +37

      Everyone forgetting the fact that kirby literally kills and eats eldritch gods ever other monday when saving dreamland. I mean the lore behind zero2 is basically that or void termina.

  • @goof250
    @goof250 3 года назад +526

    First half: Tom and Jerry: Smash Ultimate Edition
    Second Half: Kirby Satan Dracula Unholy Killer

    • @AlejoGaming-hv6lm
      @AlejoGaming-hv6lm 3 года назад +12

      The second segment you named could be a game you'd find in the play store.

    • @temkin9298
      @temkin9298 3 года назад +5

      Second segment reminds me of Binding Of Issac

    • @edsoncastillo7357
      @edsoncastillo7357 3 года назад +5

      The first half does look like Tom and Jerry. The second half starts at 2:49

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +6

      Tom and jerry killer Dracula Kirby

    • @goof250
      @goof250 3 года назад +2

      @@AlejoGaming-hv6lm omg ur right

  • @militarypineapples7637
    @militarypineapples7637 3 года назад +1731

    How did this go from a looney-tune like short and then become a horror segment? I am genuinely terrified right now.

    • @mashed
      @mashed  3 года назад +470

      It's ok, Kirby is almost probably not watching you right this very second.

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 3 года назад +122

      @@mashed *PROBABLY IS THE KEY WORD*

    • @Mr.Galaxia
      @Mr.Galaxia 3 года назад +81

      @@mashed thanks now i am not gonna be able to sleep for the next 3 weeks

    • @mashed
      @mashed  3 года назад +129

      @@Mr.Galaxia Any time!

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 года назад +26

      What’s sleep?

  • @meattree
    @meattree 3 года назад +1349

    Mashed: *makes satan Kirby*
    Terminal montage: Are you challenging me?

  • @Unknown-zd8bc
    @Unknown-zd8bc 3 года назад +882

    Therapist: there’s no such thing as demon Kirby he can’t hurt you
    Demon Kirby:

    • @josiahfredericks2990
      @josiahfredericks2990 3 года назад +22

      Demon Kirby was the therapist and you were his lunch

    • @user-yv3ke7mg2l
      @user-yv3ke7mg2l 3 года назад +10

      Kirby already is a demon. Never cross him mortal.

    • @buttermyfeet4377
      @buttermyfeet4377 3 года назад +6

      I mean technically when Simon throws the holy water in SSBU it damages everyone, so all of them are demons.

    • @mitchellroussey4914
      @mitchellroussey4914 3 года назад +3

      Christian Kirby

    • @maxblakk528
      @maxblakk528 3 года назад +1

      Holy crap that was horrifying I'm never going to sleep after seeing that O_o.

  • @kevincolon1159
    @kevincolon1159 3 года назад +716

    Somebody call terminal montage’s Kirby, his alter ego is gone insane.

  • @isaiahdeleon2508
    @isaiahdeleon2508 3 года назад +489

    Simon sees Kirby with Dracula abilities
    Simon: Well, this sucks

  • @spaceonisorceress4406
    @spaceonisorceress4406 3 года назад +338

    "A tiny being with infinite power." -- Kirby's bio from Planet Robobot
    The only reason Kirby hasn't done something like in this video already is because he largely lacks the attention span to do so, and everyone knows better than to piss him off enough.

    • @aperson5713
      @aperson5713 3 года назад +36

      He also possesses the quality of being a *good boy*

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 3 года назад +24

      I mean, he is a god killer, dimension destroyer, Empire topler, *good boy*, and he's stronger than the literal manifestation of death, evil, nightmares, matter and emotion

    • @shemoniesimpson7275
      @shemoniesimpson7275 3 года назад +3

      True true let's just hope Kirby never grows up

    • @shemoniesimpson7275
      @shemoniesimpson7275 3 года назад +11

      Mr. Sakurai what kind of monster have you created

    • @spaceonisorceress4406
      @spaceonisorceress4406 3 года назад +6

      @@heartlessnobody1143 Well I mean,
      None of those things were good boys.

  • @theemperorneo4870
    @theemperorneo4870 3 года назад +1368

    Terminal Montage: Christian Kirby
    VS
    Mashed: Satan Vampire Kirby

    • @bestplayerofalltime105
      @bestplayerofalltime105 3 года назад +130

      Christain Kirbo would win

    • @sketchbookonline2040
      @sketchbookonline2040 3 года назад +49

      The ultimate battle

    • @nightowl4259
      @nightowl4259 3 года назад +55

      All kirbo has to do is praise the might JESUS

    • @tajemniczy1804
      @tajemniczy1804 3 года назад +42

      With God every Thing is possible

    • @tomondrerock7472
      @tomondrerock7472 3 года назад +19

      but if mashed kirby is part holy water christain kirby wouldnt be able to do damage, only get rid of the evil all ready in him

  • @eddache
    @eddache 3 года назад +4290

    All hail Hot-Kirby-God

  • @jammeranimated2627
    @jammeranimated2627 3 года назад +619

    TerminalMontage : Christian Kirbo
    Mashed : Unholy Demonic Kirby

  • @Iamaperson32
    @Iamaperson32 3 года назад +228

    Mashed: *Makes God Kirby*
    Terminal Montage: “YOU DARE OPPOSE ME MORTAL”

    • @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx
      @MarcosAlexandre-no3qx 3 года назад +6

      Not him, god

    • @Chill-Noob1
      @Chill-Noob1 3 года назад +4

      Mashed has the Satan kirby

    • @emiliovilches9902
      @emiliovilches9902 Год назад

      Christian kirbo: I HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE!
      Mashed Kirbo:
      * Speaks Latin at an ungodly pace*

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +324

    Kirby was like *_"I reject my humanity, Belmont"_*
    This was actually pretty terrifying... Meh sleep is for the weak anyways

  • @phillipcraig1120
    @phillipcraig1120 3 года назад +254

    Kirby: "eats Dracula.
    Simon: that was disturbing.
    Kirby: oh I am pretty disturbing.
    Remember that time I ate that Vampire? That was f***ing weird.

  • @ZeroStarOcean
    @ZeroStarOcean 3 года назад +442

    So the moral of the story: Never piss off Kirby. Or have him eat a vampire.

  • @user-ik2og7ds7b
    @user-ik2og7ds7b 3 года назад +346

    Kirby: *turns into demon*
    Doom Slayer: I'm gonna destroy this man's whole career

    • @jirent23
      @jirent23 3 года назад +18

      This gum balls* whole career

    • @umitefe9949
      @umitefe9949 3 года назад +5

      Technichally ye

    • @dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949
      @dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 3 года назад +23

      Kirby:I can eat everytjing until i die
      Doom slayer:I'm to angry to die

    • @randomguypostanimeupdates6703
      @randomguypostanimeupdates6703 3 года назад +1

      Wow you connect it when a good reason!!! a

    • @Bruh404-i4e
      @Bruh404-i4e 3 года назад +6

      @@dahandsomeguywithcoolglass8949 some guy: shows sign
      Road Runner: Are You Challenging Me?!

  • @kuppy328
    @kuppy328 3 года назад +270

    first half: aww kirby's helping out
    second half: OH GOD KIRBY IS EAT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WTF

  • @user-so4qh6sd6h
    @user-so4qh6sd6h 3 года назад +143

    "They call it Cthulu."
    "We call it...Kirby !"

  • @phoenixzd5409
    @phoenixzd5409 3 года назад +558

    Mashed Kirby: “IM THE MOST POWERFUL!”
    Terminal Montage Kirby: *”Are You Sure About that?”*

  • @xavierwagner3238
    @xavierwagner3238 3 года назад +216

    2:46 when you find out kirby has lore.

  • @theosynn406
    @theosynn406 3 года назад +433

    His hunger knows no bounds... for everything he eats, he grows hungrier.

    • @matthewzard
      @matthewzard 3 года назад +7

      That’s actually cannon

    • @The_Fakest_One
      @The_Fakest_One 3 года назад +2

      The video is actually a extreme understatement of how powerful kirby as he is the god of absolute obliteration. Im pretty sure he doesn't suck air in but erases the space inside of his mouth to repeatedly create a vacuum.

  • @rowltreck857
    @rowltreck857 3 года назад +159

    Everyone: Kirby is so sweet and innocent, how did he turn into an eldritch satan spawn?
    Me: I should have seen this coming. The agent of chaos becoming the chaos. A fitting way to end.

    • @richardknox4612
      @richardknox4612 3 года назад +9

      He consumed issac from tboi and gained the delirious curse.

  • @UnderMy7Train
    @UnderMy7Train 3 года назад +264

    Aw this looks adorable
    4min later:
    Welp I'm not going to bed

    • @eggboii4768
      @eggboii4768 3 года назад +6

      Watching this at 1am, help me :’’’’)

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +4

      Kirby kill Dracula eat tasty

    • @theguyinmychat8425
      @theguyinmychat8425 3 года назад +3

      *Very tasty*

    • @PianoCrab
      @PianoCrab 3 года назад +4

      Ah, I see you people have also made the fatal mistake of watching this before you go to bed.

  • @ShadowSaberBaroxio
    @ShadowSaberBaroxio 3 года назад +118

    After consuming Dracula, the figure opposite to God, Kirby was left with an insatiable void within. Having tasted God's divine power, Kirby knew what he had to do: consume God himself. And since God is everywhere, Kirby consumed everywhere , and became the universe itself. Kirby is God.

    • @willow9490
      @willow9490 4 месяца назад +2

      Kirby is, after all, an incarnation of Void. And Void can be incarnated as a force of light or a force of darkness depending on the energy offered to it. By consuming Dracula, Kirby might have fully reincarnated as an entity of pure consuming evil

  • @ASingleApe
    @ASingleApe 3 года назад +1252

    This is why everyone agrees unanimously that kerby is a scary conecpt despite what the games say

    • @felipealvarado8801
      @felipealvarado8801 3 года назад +88

      I mean the kirby games actually say that theyre dark, its theyre look what make thing that are not dark

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 3 года назад +89

      Kirby is void, which is a blank canvas of a creature fully molded by its surroundings. The villains you fight are often also void; dark matter, unlike Kirby, was born in the darkness of space and could only watch the fun people had in dreamland. That made it jealous, which molded it into the hateful thing you fight.

    • @xx_squirtle8621
      @xx_squirtle8621 3 года назад +42

      @@jaysefgames1155 Kirby is not void for one simple reason. It’s stated that Void is omnipresent, he exists in the same state throughout all dimensions and universes. Meanwhile, Kirby most obviously has an alternate universe counterpart in Shadow Kirby.

    • @goreobsessed2308
      @goreobsessed2308 3 года назад +6

      @@xx_squirtle8621 lol chill it's just a kids game

    • @Blue-fg8vt
      @Blue-fg8vt 3 года назад +39

      @@goreobsessed2308 kirby has lore hidden for older fans too discover and theorize on while haveing it being family freindly.

  • @NSS7779
    @NSS7779 3 года назад +364

    “Everybody gangsta until the dark knight twist heads”

    • @ireplytoeverything3122
      @ireplytoeverything3122 3 года назад +5

      After the heads are twisted they are no longer gangsta because the heads are twisted which makes them no longer gangsta

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад

      Nice

  • @crooningtoon
    @crooningtoon 3 года назад +89

    Simon: He is too powerful! He can’t be stopped!
    Kirby: I will devour all.
    Shaggy: finally a reason to use 1000% of my power.

  • @mysteriousfigure2683
    @mysteriousfigure2683 3 года назад +239

    Kirby never really absorbed Dracula’s power...
    He merely grew into his true eldritch form.

    • @apollyonnoctis1291
      @apollyonnoctis1291 3 года назад +32

      You joke, but Void Termina, a literal god and destroyer of worlds is thought to have reincarnated into Kirby.
      This wasn’t Kirby absorbing Dracula’s power. This was him obtaining his darkness and hatred, something that we have seen firsthand with Dark Matter and Zero should never mix with something that has the power to destroy worlds.
      And the holy water?
      Well, that just helped him mature into his buff Void Termina form quicker.

    • @GodittoC
      @GodittoC 3 года назад +4

      69 likes, make a wish!

    • @shemoniesimpson7275
      @shemoniesimpson7275 3 года назад +7

      @@apollyonnoctis1291 the universe really is doomed. Wait a minute if kirby has this form and then becomes hypernova kirby........you know what I'm not even gonna finish that comment.

    • @Oof223
      @Oof223 2 года назад +3

      @@shemoniesimpson7275 no no no finish it please

    • @shemoniesimpson7275
      @shemoniesimpson7275 2 года назад +3

      @@Oof223 okay let's just say the Cthulhu and Azathoth( 2 creatures made by Lovecraft and his book) looks like a jokes now

  • @DarkDoge367
    @DarkDoge367 3 года назад +177

    I love how when Kirby turns into a demon god the smash ball on his chest is a fake smash ball.

    • @thedarkgunslinger2869
      @thedarkgunslinger2869 3 года назад +4

      My boi finn where is hw

    • @tuopi27
      @tuopi27 3 года назад +4

      omg it is thats cleverly

    • @NovatrimAnima
      @NovatrimAnima 3 года назад +2

      Hi mono( someone who has a lot of pain in *little NightMare 2* )

    • @MonkeyGng
      @MonkeyGng 3 года назад +1

      @@NovatrimAnima momo* and also nightmares*

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 3 года назад +1

      @@MonkeyGng no in little nightmaire 2 there is a mono

  • @shadowthemimikyu6907
    @shadowthemimikyu6907 3 года назад +458

    The idea with scaring everyone's mind was clever. The amount of how cured this was cannot be defined. Also... that god tier kirb going into... that... If you had attention to detail, you'd see on his chest there was a smash ball, and when he went dark it changed to a FAKE smash ball! Incredible design, but still horrifying. Nice work!

    • @turtlelord8021
      @turtlelord8021 3 года назад +11

      @Derick Howard the fake smash ball has a thicker line through it

    • @RedXDtheblob
      @RedXDtheblob 3 года назад +3

      this deserves a love

    • @Carpatouille
      @Carpatouille 3 года назад +3

      Yeah I too am scared of fake smash balls

  • @chaliceohearts4658
    @chaliceohearts4658 3 года назад +495

    And that’s how Void Termina was born.

    • @qin_yt6231
      @qin_yt6231 3 года назад +17

      And Doom

    • @felipealvarado8801
      @felipealvarado8801 3 года назад +12

      Wow it make sense XD

    • @undeadbatman9762
      @undeadbatman9762 3 года назад +9

      Considering void is an negative incarnation of Kirby this makes perfect sense.

    • @alexgarmiryan6770
      @alexgarmiryan6770 3 года назад +1

      Don’t you mean that’s how Termina got sucked out of existence?

    • @boid9761
      @boid9761 3 года назад

      Void Kirby is essense the Davoth of Kirby

  • @thefooler2387
    @thefooler2387 3 года назад +143

    Beginning: Hm?
    A little after: Awww
    Middle: heh
    Little toward the end: uhhh
    End: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @rosasa5434
      @rosasa5434 3 года назад +2

      MMMMIIII HHHHHHAAAAAAAOOOOOO

  • @gallaros9
    @gallaros9 3 года назад +207

    Mashed: Look at this Kirby animation
    TerminalMontage: Poyo ,◯-✝

  • @flourrrr
    @flourrrr 3 года назад +166

    this is extremely accurate. in one of kirby's games, he goes on a genocide JUST BECAUSE HIS CAKE WAS STOLEN. if you do anything bad to him in the slightest, he might end the world.

    • @Mr_Noname084
      @Mr_Noname084 3 года назад +8

      I’m pretty sure that was just flagship not knowing his character, but your point still stands.

    • @theguyinmychat8425
      @theguyinmychat8425 3 года назад +5

      No.... maybe

    • @Mr_Noname084
      @Mr_Noname084 3 года назад +1

      @@theguyinmychat8425 yeah I’m probably just in denial

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад

      End the world smash bro’s ultimate

    • @namelesscomedy1899
      @namelesscomedy1899 3 года назад +1

      Make this top comment!

  • @BowserDaDemon47
    @BowserDaDemon47 3 года назад +130

    Who else expected it to be like a full on Tom and Jerry reference and not an alternative universe where Kirby is thepolar opposite of TerminalMontage's version of Kirby?
    Holy damn, that's lit!

    • @thibautisserant
      @thibautisserant 3 года назад +3

      *sad poyo*

    • @OrbInDaFrame
      @OrbInDaFrame 3 года назад +4

      @@thibautisserant poyo!-
      *4 more poyos*

    • @FakestLoogi
      @FakestLoogi 3 года назад +3

      @Miles Rogers kirby but you kill all the final bosses with Christianity

    • @FancyNeon
      @FancyNeon 3 года назад +2

      @Miles Rogers Christian Kirby

  • @kimmy1325
    @kimmy1325 2 года назад +10

    Fun fact: Kirby has a pocket dimension in his stomach that can store literally everything he eats. Meaning if he were to swallow the whole entire universe, like he did at the end, it wouldn't take long for everyone to think that everything's back to normal because the walls of Kirby's stomach are so far away from where humans are able to travel that they can't see them. The one thing that would be different from the people's perspective is that Kirby has vanished from the faces of Earth _and_ Popstar, because he is now so big that the entire universe resides within him. He basically _is_ the universe now, or at least the walls that surround and contain it. He has nothing and everything at the same time. And I don't know about you guys, but I think he's finally full.
    And hey, all of those other creatures that he swallowed in his games finally get to go home! Just not in the way they expected.

  • @unknown-no2sw
    @unknown-no2sw 3 года назад +415

    One jump man: looks like this is a job for me

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +7

      XD

    • @nightowl4259
      @nightowl4259 3 года назад +31

      Also one jump man
      3:28

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 3 года назад +5

      @@nightowl4259 damn

    • @PhoenixMario
      @PhoenixMario 3 года назад +5

      Tbh, the only way to defeat it, is with a black hole
      fighting fire with fire

    • @thetester1158
      @thetester1158 3 года назад +3

      @@nightowl4259 That is a clone, which he got help from e gas to make. Now he is ready to stomp that pink puffball

  • @MS-hx3ct
    @MS-hx3ct 3 года назад +199

    The moral of the story:
    Don't let kirby eat dracula

  • @qthesorrow7899
    @qthesorrow7899 3 года назад +72

    I love how Kirby was smart enough to turn all the girls of Smash into Vampires. He knows what he is doing.

  • @oepoao1859
    @oepoao1859 3 года назад +19

    3:01 the “we cool?” sign got me!

  • @ninga3533
    @ninga3533 3 года назад +229

    Kirby:*dose the floss*
    Simon: H E R E S E Y

    • @nullv2.068
      @nullv2.068 3 года назад +5

      He hates fortnite obviously. .. can kirby rip the movie sonic apart and throw him in hell too? Please?

    • @alitabbara8044
      @alitabbara8044 3 года назад +5

      @@nullv2.068 The Sonic Movie is good

    • @nullv2.068
      @nullv2.068 3 года назад +5

      @@alitabbara8044 in the movie. Sonic does the cringe floos. Even though he was abandoned for 10 years

    • @EnclaveHater07
      @EnclaveHater07 3 года назад +8

      This reply section is a reddit moment

    • @layerx128
      @layerx128 3 года назад +2

      does
      omgb yuiug spoiyelled does wronbg fdeghgfdsfghcgfrtfgbhfyhtcfghbnvhbn mhgcbfgnhgcbfhn ghbvnmfhgbvbfhngvhytdr

  • @Mark---W
    @Mark---W 3 года назад +244

    Now all we is need is Kirbo the Good Christian who usually carries his Bible....

  • @brittanynguyen3794
    @brittanynguyen3794 3 года назад +170

    Sakurai: introduces last DLC character:
    It’s god Kirby. All hail Kirby.

  • @SoopaBlitz
    @SoopaBlitz 3 года назад +22

    Yeah, I kinda figured. Seeing as kirby just absorbs the essence of something into his own, he can't be purified. So devil god kirby was pretty much inevitable.

  • @qvu728quefc5
    @qvu728quefc5 3 года назад +229

    But Kirby is Christian, so he’ll be fine. The universe on the other hand, that’s a different story.
    Edit: Someone would really show this to TerminalMontage.

  • @jellymc2877
    @jellymc2877 3 года назад +315

    Terminalmontage: Kirby is a Christian
    Mashed:

    • @SnakeEyesOfficial42
      @SnakeEyesOfficial42 3 года назад +11

      I was thinking of him too! The two should fight lol

    • @DarkSymphony777
      @DarkSymphony777 3 года назад

      @@SnakeEyesOfficial42 but then who would win. they could settle it like they do in RHG

    • @HakrTheAnimator
      @HakrTheAnimator 3 года назад +17

      @@DarkSymphony777 Christian Kirby would win because he’s gotten god on his side and god will always win

    • @jellymc2877
      @jellymc2877 3 года назад

      @@SnakeEyesOfficial42 That battle animation would be legendary

    • @lokiruiz2246
      @lokiruiz2246 3 года назад +2

      P U Y O.

  • @YoshiTails13
    @YoshiTails13 3 года назад +408

    Kirby the pure god

    • @reinerbraun898
      @reinerbraun898 3 года назад +8

      Pure evil

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +3

      Evil 👿 Kirby super smash bro’s ultimate
      Snake rip Simon

    • @davidxu2549
      @davidxu2549 3 года назад +5

      The only one who can stop kirby the pure god is it's parallel universe christian kirby

    • @Mega-Prime
      @Mega-Prime 3 года назад +3

      God of Cute Evil?

    • @theguyinmychat8425
      @theguyinmychat8425 3 года назад +1

      @@Mega-Prime Both

  • @thunderee6780
    @thunderee6780 2 года назад +10

    I love how Falco looks at his drink like he thinks he's seeing things lmao

  • @baconlando4569
    @baconlando4569 3 года назад +47

    0:52 little detail: when the possessed knight armor ghost thing dies. The rest honour him. Then go back to their normal stance. This happens when the camera switches position.

  • @PixelGaming1302
    @PixelGaming1302 3 года назад +82

    Let’s be honest, the most terrifying thing in this short is Kirby doing the floss.

  • @paperboy1116
    @paperboy1116 3 года назад +57

    first half: how regular people see Kirby
    second half: what Kirby is actually like

    •  3 года назад +1

      Second half: How MatPat wants you to see Kirby.

    • @mothgang7603
      @mothgang7603 3 года назад

      @ my guy, have you even PLAYED kirby star allies

    • @mothgang7603
      @mothgang7603 3 года назад

      tl;dr for if you haven't: Kirby surpasses an omnipresent god of chaos known as Void. said omnipresent god is heavily implied to be related to kirby. kirby surpasses the very concept of chaos itself.

  • @tforde2143
    @tforde2143 3 года назад +12

    People who already know Kirby lore:
    Im sorry is this some sort of peasant joke, I'm too rich to understand?

  • @ArtsyFemboyShirose
    @ArtsyFemboyShirose 3 года назад +227

    Everyone in comments: God Kirby!
    Me: The Dirty Bubble

  • @moyai5317
    @moyai5317 3 года назад +69

    Kirby has vampiric powers now? imagine jojo reference

    • @josephjoestar1738
      @josephjoestar1738 3 года назад +8

      ‚‘Hammon breathes‘‘

    • @stampede808
      @stampede808 3 года назад +8

      *Wryyy noises*

    • @nottifa778
      @nottifa778 3 года назад +5

      I REJECT MY HUMANITY, SIIIMOOONNNN!!!!!

    • @maximebesseau6772
      @maximebesseau6772 3 года назад +5

      "How many lives have you sucked away Kirby ?"
      "Do you remember how many bread you have eaten in your life ?"

    • @moyai5317
      @moyai5317 3 года назад +2

      @@maximebesseau6772 YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I REMENBER THAT PART

  • @AymenZero
    @AymenZero 3 года назад +128

    "Kirby Jesus isn't real he can't hurt you"
    Kirby Jesus:

    • @TheBlaze22b
      @TheBlaze22b 3 года назад +7

      Wouldnt call this thing kirby jesus

    • @theaverageskeleton8250
      @theaverageskeleton8250 3 года назад +12

      That Kirby Satan

    • @darktails4093
      @darktails4093 3 года назад +5

      This is why Christian kirby jokes need to happen so this won't ever happen again

    • @mmlya6026
      @mmlya6026 3 года назад +1

      And kirby hell

    • @AymenZero
      @AymenZero 3 года назад +1

      @@darktails4093 exactly
      (even tho i'm not even christian)

  • @kristyfields900
    @kristyfields900 3 года назад +29

    4:00 when you think you'll have a good life it's actually a living hell

  • @thomasyes.
    @thomasyes. 3 года назад +19

    that quickly took a massive turn holy crap. Thanks for the lack of sleep Mashed.

  • @yellowlad5968
    @yellowlad5968 3 года назад +17

    This went from wholesome and funny to real disturbing.
    And then i realize what month it is.

  • @arvintpk
    @arvintpk 3 года назад +79

    Imagine a kid clicking this thinking its a funny and quirky cartoon and then seeing the end

    • @Sk-mm4nn
      @Sk-mm4nn 3 года назад +8

      *im nine years old and im not a fan of kirby any more*

    • @theSixPathsOfTrains
      @theSixPathsOfTrains 3 года назад +5

      That's the fun of it. Lol also like that meme "they had us in the beginning"

    • @meccarex6446
      @meccarex6446 3 года назад +8

      that was hell
      get it

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +1

      Vampire teeth Kirby cartoon the end

    • @jaysefgames1155
      @jaysefgames1155 3 года назад +1

      @@Sk-mm4nn you're not supposed to be on RUclips

  • @Haysoos21
    @Haysoos21 3 года назад +22

    The scariest thing about this video is the fact kirby flossed.

  • @danieldempsey8297
    @danieldempsey8297 3 года назад +82

    So did anyone else notice that the picture of the among us guys changed when Kirby started sucking

  • @KJO1993
    @KJO1993 3 года назад +31

    Man that u turned so many times from being cute to horrifying, back to cute to horrifying, side trip to sexy town, cute then nightmare fuel once more. Well done

  • @williamfalls
    @williamfalls 3 года назад +35

    Belmont: "No, that's not how you're supposed to play the game."

  • @dallasjonpaulgrove547
    @dallasjonpaulgrove547 3 года назад +8

    Doom-slayer- "Imma need the BFG on the cannon mount for this one."

  • @KomradeBaguette
    @KomradeBaguette 3 года назад +101

    This is some SCP level of creature.

    • @terryboi5330
      @terryboi5330 3 года назад +8

      This is a EHK (Eldritch Horror Kirby) world ending scenario that can only be adverted by preventing kirby to eat anything pure evil. This is just a timeline showing what happens when the foundation fails to stop said scenario

    • @terryboi5330
      @terryboi5330 3 года назад +4

      @Pumpkin rabbit. Thamiul is actually SCPs that are helpful to the foundation

    • @Imslandar
      @Imslandar 3 года назад +3

      An XK class world ending scenario.

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 3 года назад +2

      @Pumpkin rabbit. well this is worse than all the scp 001 combined scarlet king when day breaks etc

  • @Gumpy6370
    @Gumpy6370 3 года назад +119

    Simon: *feels demon Kirby staring into his soul*
    Simon: We cool?
    Kirby: you tried to kill me more than once...
    Simon: ....so we cool?
    Kirby: f*ck it- 3:07

  • @luckyday5721
    @luckyday5721 3 года назад +42

    I think the actual series has been hinting that Kirby 'Is' an infant God and could have been a destroyer if he had the wrong influences...sooo yeah

  • @cynnabar
    @cynnabar 3 года назад +13

    Lord Sakurai: *Kirby, I thought I told you not to go on a mass genocide.*

    • @horrorfan117
      @horrorfan117 3 года назад +4

      Kirby: Poyo!
      Lord Sakurai: Oh how could I stay mad at you?

    • @lesserfool
      @lesserfool 3 года назад +2

      Kirby literally committed genocide over a slice of cake

    • @shemoniesimpson7275
      @shemoniesimpson7275 3 года назад

      🙄

  • @CRzyHDedJHny
    @CRzyHDedJHny 3 года назад +14

    Simon Belmont: i hunt ghosts
    Kirby: *I AM THE ELDRITCH GOD OF ALL CONSUMING HUNGER. YOUR REALM IS MY AFTERNOON SNACK*

  • @sycho-tech5104
    @sycho-tech5104 3 года назад +164

    Let’s be honest. Falco was the best part.
    Also... why didn’t the holy water;
    A: kill him, as Kirby was at the time Undead.
    B: override the Dracula transformation, as it would have in Any Kirby game.
    Granted the disturbing fusion of the two was kinda awesome... and equally terrifying.
    However these question nag at me.

    • @What_QuestionMark
      @What_QuestionMark 3 года назад +28

      They just chose to bypass these rules for the sake of entertainment. Just roll with it

    • @jamalhartley5863
      @jamalhartley5863 3 года назад +18

      I was thinking the same. But I guess we'll just roll with it. Like any horror movie it's entertaining as long as you don't ask questions.

    • @apollogarvan9446
      @apollogarvan9446 3 года назад +34

      I mean, I look at it as following Kirby 64 rules where it is possible to mix powers.

    • @jamalhartley5863
      @jamalhartley5863 3 года назад +7

      @@apollogarvan9446 That makes a lot of sense when you put it that way!

    • @sycho-tech5104
      @sycho-tech5104 3 года назад +11

      @@apollogarvan9446 ok that’s fair. But why did he maintain it after consuming the planet, and becoming a planet. In K64 once you have a combo if you eat anything els it drops the combo for the new thing.

  • @johntheechidna1050
    @johntheechidna1050 3 года назад +71

    Doom slayer:; looks up from his office window
    Doom slayer: secretary,
    Isabelle:(runs into room panicking) yes boss?
    Doom slayer: bring me my printer

    • @jimmiekarlsson2970
      @jimmiekarlsson2970 3 года назад +10

      True

    • @bomberbro3253
      @bomberbro3253 3 года назад +7

      Isabelle:*sees printer*
      Isabelle: there it is
      Printer:*Printing*
      Isabelle:Whats that?
      Kirby appears
      Isabelle:Who are you
      Kirby:Your God
      Kirby kills Isabelle
      Doom Slayer:welp better get another secratary

    • @durrangodsgrief6503
      @durrangodsgrief6503 3 года назад +5

      Kirby: kills isabelle
      Doom Slayer: you just had to do that
      Kirby: what are you gonna do
      Doom slayer: what I've always done
      *Cracks neck* RIP AND TEAR

    • @bomberbro3253
      @bomberbro3253 3 года назад +6

      @@durrangodsgrief6503Kirby:Well guess I'll have to do the same thing
      Doomslayer:???
      Kirby:Suck and Copy

    • @durrangodsgrief6503
      @durrangodsgrief6503 3 года назад +5

      @@bomberbro3253
      Kirby: tries to suck in doom slayer
      Doom slayer: proceeds to tear out kirby's throat

  • @jettparnell5328
    @jettparnell5328 3 года назад +16

    Things just went from cute to horrifying real goddamn quick

  • @noobking3105
    @noobking3105 3 года назад +50

    King Dedede is gonna need much more than just a monster to clobber dat kirby.

    • @quinntanium350
      @quinntanium350 3 года назад +7

      Well that’s what we do best at NME but we won’t count it with a money back guarantee.

    • @nellewoodruff6337
      @nellewoodruff6337 3 года назад +1

      "Little 'ol me, an eldritch god slayer? Surely you jestin'

  • @ultraspinalki11
    @ultraspinalki11 3 года назад +36

    And thus did Kirby become a black hole, as he was always meant to be.

  • @somedude8312
    @somedude8312 3 года назад +47

    WE NEED HELP SOMEBODY CALL THE TRUE CHRISTIAN KIRBO

  • @modernburakhanbuluttekin1879
    @modernburakhanbuluttekin1879 Год назад +20

    0:20 Normal Kirby
    2:51 Corrupted Kirby
    3:49 God Kirby
    4:06 Corrupted God Kirby
    4:41 Planet Kirby

  • @tyriuslori1612
    @tyriuslori1612 3 года назад +57

    Wait, doesn't kirby have a whole dimension inside of him?
    What if he already ate the universe and we just live inside of his gut?

  • @cesarvictoriano8072
    @cesarvictoriano8072 3 года назад +39

    Unicron: I fear no man... but that *thing*
    *video*
    *it scares me.*

  • @the_supern0va238
    @the_supern0va238 3 года назад +160

    Ok as a Christian this is the first thing in a long time that has genuinely scared me. Congratulations, you made an insomniac not wanna sleep even more.

  • @fracturedemperor
    @fracturedemperor 3 года назад +6

    “Falco was slain by a satanic nightmare Kirby whilst drinking water“

  • @pokeballblaze9835
    @pokeballblaze9835 3 года назад +41

    This is actually terrifying me

  • @m.s.e.advanced2842
    @m.s.e.advanced2842 3 года назад +21

    3:46 Terminal Montage would be proud

  • @fbi3526
    @fbi3526 3 года назад +28

    3:04 that face you make when your mom finds what's in your search history.

  • @joshuam5035
    @joshuam5035 3 года назад +5

    Love how the Among Us painting changes in the background from 2:45 to 2:59!
    The detail in these videos are great!!!

  • @kirtonx7511
    @kirtonx7511 3 года назад +130

    This is indeed not accurate.
    Kirby would have exorcised him with his cristian powers

    • @bonefire7795
      @bonefire7795 3 года назад +3

      We have a man of fine-taste right here

    • @theguyinmychat8425
      @theguyinmychat8425 3 года назад +2

      Yeah i'll let you live

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +1

      Taste Kirby cristian powers

    • @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034
      @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034 3 года назад +12

      Kirbo: *summons Jesus*
      *ANGELIC CHORUS BURNS INTO EVIL KIRBY'S MIND*
      Eldritch Kirby: NOOO! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!
      Jesus: *speaks in audio book voice* "With man this is impossible, but with God, all thing's are possible"
      Eldritch Kirby: *HOLY CLEANSE SCREAM followed with explosion.jpg*

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +1

      Explosion Kirby Simon

  • @Mcool77
    @Mcool77 3 года назад +104

    me: watches
    Also me...
    *flashing back to Tom and Jerry*

  • @estrielmoo8885
    @estrielmoo8885 3 года назад +11

    3:51
    『Kirby』has attained heaven.

    • @umitefe9949
      @umitefe9949 3 года назад +1

      Hell*

    • @estrielmoo8885
      @estrielmoo8885 3 года назад +1

      @@umitefe9949 heaven then hell.
      plus I meant at 3:51, not any other times.
      plus, I was making a JoJo's Bizarre Adventure reference.

  • @makssimili1
    @makssimili1 3 года назад +37

    That surely is Simon Belmont

  • @Duelkitten
    @Duelkitten 3 года назад +28

    Should have called Italian exorcist Luigi and kirbo. Let the professional do they're jobs.

    • @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034
      @wanderingaceminecraftandmo8034 3 года назад +4

      Yep. If one Kirbo isn't enough, summon his four friends to summon god on their side

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад

      Summon jobs

    • @Duelkitten
      @Duelkitten 3 года назад +1

      He has the power of god and anime on his side.

    • @theguyinmychat8425
      @theguyinmychat8425 3 года назад +1

      But kirby is a god

    • @81RE
      @81RE 3 года назад +1

      @Jacob Finkenbinder (student) They talking about Luigi from the Terminal Montage universe

  • @Jojorific
    @Jojorific 3 года назад +131

    Can we have a version of this that is just cute Tom and Jerry style cartoons. I can’t take THE HORROR

    • @pietrokeivison
      @pietrokeivison 3 года назад +6

      mm-m is THE HORROR

    • @mmlya6026
      @mmlya6026 3 года назад +5

      4:46

    • @AceEspeon
      @AceEspeon 3 года назад +1

      >:(

    • @niasayamuongbo6498
      @niasayamuongbo6498 3 года назад +1

      So very horrible

    • @beverlygilbreath5569
      @beverlygilbreath5569 3 года назад

      Me neither😱😱 😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😰😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @h2dfives799
    @h2dfives799 3 года назад +5

    1:43 how all my Enter the Gungeon runs ended in a nutshell

  • @theravingtimes9582
    @theravingtimes9582 3 года назад +70

    What really would've happened.
    Simon: Pink child of the eternal darkness, I come to slay the Prince of Darkness.
    Kirby: Poyo.
    Simon: ... Do you wish to stand against me or by my side.
    Kirby: Poyo.
    Simon: ... I shall resume my crusade of the forces of darkness. Farewell ominous being of the dark, I hope our paths shall cross in a similar vein to that of my ancestor and Alucard.
    Kirby: Poyo? ... Poyo ...
    *Moments later*
    Simon: Vlad Tepes! I have come to lay you to your eternal slumber. *Simon slowly approaches the dark figure on the throne*
    Dracula-Kirby: What is a strawberry shortcake? A miserable pile of cream?
    Simon: I care little for the savory delicacies of life, the only supplement I crave is the proteins within your castle walls.
    Dracula-Kirby: You mean *destroys a small portion of his castle walls revealing a hoard of cakes, tomatoes and sodas* ... these so-called "proteins."
    Simon: What inhumane monstrosity have you bestowed upon me? Where art thou's chicken?
    *Wario, King K Rool and King Dedede awkwardly walk past Simon with the remainder of Dracula's wall-meat*
    King K Rool: My apologies Simon, but the Count requested that we make room for ... the more refined delicacies in life.
    Simon: I HAVE BEEN FORSAKEN!
    King Dedede: I'll tell you, dem He-Man rip-offs ain't got no chill on that there Shakespear blasphemy.

    • @anthonyortiz350
      @anthonyortiz350 3 года назад +3

      What us this a rerfence too or is this original?

  • @ramcoy2k
    @ramcoy2k 3 года назад +15

    For a minute I thought this is going to be like Looney Tunes now it turned into horror movie

  • @DogsWithPurpose
    @DogsWithPurpose 3 года назад +35

    Clearly he didn’t boil the hell out of that holy water.

  • @RJJZZ
    @RJJZZ 3 года назад +4

    3:51 is wholesome Kirby and 4:07 is when you say someone's mom is dead, and there mom is actually dead

  • @chevishughes
    @chevishughes 3 года назад +16

    Scout after watching this : This did not just happen.

  • @ryaku5
    @ryaku5 3 года назад +17

    Ladies and gentlemen, your feature presentation. Mashed Productions presents: Super Smash Brothers meet Looney Tunes.
    Edit: Dark Edition.

  • @Deathy75
    @Deathy75 3 года назад +62

    Sakurai: Kirby isn't supposed to transform into the weapon, he's supposed to wield it with a fashionable outfit, but I'll allow it

    • @alivebacontgm2
      @alivebacontgm2 8 месяцев назад

      He's probably a different being

  • @muzzledbee6952
    @muzzledbee6952 3 года назад +3

    that full body kirby when simon died, reminded me of delirium with that melty mouth