Chris Motionless Funny & Ironic Moments (part 1)

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  • Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
  • My favorite Chris Motionless interview moments. Because Chris = Legend, and he is hilarious.
    Credit to: Bryanstars, AP magazine, RTMconcerts, Impericon, soundcravemagazine, Rockshowaddiction & CrescendoTV

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  • @jordancunningham5485
    @jordancunningham5485 9 лет назад +409

    i like how at around 10:20 he was saying he wont be the cover of ap or have three pages in ap but the last ap magazine i bough they were on the cover and had like six pages lmao

    • @yaeltamaragirlnextdoor1864
      @yaeltamaragirlnextdoor1864 9 лет назад +12

      I know right?!?!?!?? And now they're up for 4 APMAs!

    • @dragonballov
      @dragonballov  9 лет назад +15

      jordan cunningham right? ironic moment right there

    • @KCandy560
      @KCandy560 9 лет назад +6

      jordan cunningham Shows how much they've grown!

    • @miwfreak4312
      @miwfreak4312 9 лет назад +10

      jordan cunningham lol. Yeah, but he did say that he grew as a person and changed a bit in a different interview.

    • @woahnamaste8040
      @woahnamaste8040 9 лет назад +12

      jordan cunningham it made me cry kind of when he said it , cause he sounded so sad when he said ti

  • @kaitlynhttn4103
    @kaitlynhttn4103 8 лет назад +309

    "I do it as a joke but little girls seem to love it"- every band member in a gay ship ever

  • @sophiebbb9564
    @sophiebbb9564 8 лет назад +426

    "You should listen to listen to Motionless In White because you're gonna piss your parents off, you're going to go to hell, you're going to become a satanist, you're gonna start killing babies, killing... I don't know, fucking killing something." -Wise words from Chris Motionless.
    Gotta love him 😂😂

    • @xxemotiononpaperxx4773
      @xxemotiononpaperxx4773 8 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @josephharden4113
      @josephharden4113 8 лет назад +6

      that should be a quote in revolver magazine

    • @sophiebbb9564
      @sophiebbb9564 8 лет назад

      Definanlty!

    • @screwthesystem1172
      @screwthesystem1172 8 лет назад +1

      +ThugPug The dude eats babies. Hes like as high as you can get in satanism. I AM NOT JOKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @sophiebbb9564
      @sophiebbb9564 8 лет назад +1

      ***** DUDE, I KNOW!! DID YOU SEE TAHT VIDEO??!! HE SAID HE DOSN'T BELIEVE IN GOD, OMG IT WAS SO OFFENCIVE.... Lol

  • @jasminromero2366
    @jasminromero2366 9 лет назад +375

    bryan: how big is your...-
    chris: -stares-
    bryan: how big is your microphone
    chris: is this a....question
    bryan: yeah
    chris: is this your question or a fans?
    bryan; a fans, Julie I believe
    chris; alright..my microphone or an actual microphone?
    Bryan; -laughs-

  • @bernadetteraden-materne7059
    @bernadetteraden-materne7059 8 лет назад +194

    Interviewer: "what never gets old on stage?"
    Chris: "walking by ricky and slapping his ass"
    Ricky: "he took it up a notch in the puppets video when he licked my face for like a week straight"
    That's my favorite part

  • @samuelross6133
    @samuelross6133 8 лет назад +261

    Bryan: "You guys into Bondage porno?"
    Chris: "...yes"

    • @emmell6285
      @emmell6285 8 лет назад +41

      We all knew Chris was a freak from the beginning 😩👌

    • @xamericangloryx3961
      @xamericangloryx3961 8 лет назад +50

      In some of their songs it sounds like Chris has a little too much fun with lyrics.😂

  • @andrewclark9704
    @andrewclark9704 7 лет назад +104

    I love when they ask how big his microphone is balz just whispers in the background "say 10!" I'm gonna miss him 😭

  • @poorpuppy333
    @poorpuppy333 9 лет назад +282

    Chris is afraid of spiders but has a spider web tattoo

  • @pusheenlover503
    @pusheenlover503 7 лет назад +35

    "We look better as we get wetter"~Chris motionless

  • @thecommunistalien9271
    @thecommunistalien9271 8 лет назад +85

    how to make out with Chris: Become Ryan gosling

  • @al.s.3277
    @al.s.3277 5 лет назад +39

    Is it weird that I’m so mesmerized, and fascinated by his voice? I love his voice so much.

  • @JinxxBootheBrink1313
    @JinxxBootheBrink1313 9 лет назад +200

    I wanna see Chris in Walmart. ;-;

    • @ladishavandersalm7734
      @ladishavandersalm7734 4 года назад +2

      Same dude

    • @chantelanderson3380
      @chantelanderson3380 4 года назад +6

      Does he go in full makeup? 🤔

    • @MegaMadcow11
      @MegaMadcow11 4 года назад +5

      Dont we all tho

    • @MegaMadcow11
      @MegaMadcow11 4 года назад +3

      He seems like such a sweet shy down to earth kinda guy im the same way were both soft spoken to its great to have so much in common with such a sweet guy

    • @brianwinchester8954
      @brianwinchester8954 3 года назад +2

      He bought a pair of american flag swim trunks once from Walmart he even posted a pic on Instagram

  • @ryabenson4322
    @ryabenson4322 7 лет назад +80

    bottom or top?
    *ricky looks as chris like shit what do we say dont sound gay*
    both awkwardly: top
    chris: behind😉

  • @Rav3T3ch
    @Rav3T3ch 7 лет назад +42

    eating out..... *chris smiles low key*

  • @emilychixx6138
    @emilychixx6138 8 лет назад +163

    the noise at the beganing scared the shit out of me I thought the purge started

  • @tylermitchell.420
    @tylermitchell.420 8 лет назад +119

    who all thinks Chris would be fucking HILARIOUS on ridiculousness?!
    *just a random question*

  • @poorpuppy333
    @poorpuppy333 9 лет назад +83

    Bryan: you guys are into bondage pornos? Chris: *chuckles* yes

  • @lizzyhadley5165
    @lizzyhadley5165 8 лет назад +27

    When he never thought the band would be on the cover of AP but here they are now having full articles done on and being on the cover how many times now? You made it, man!

  • @TeamGXOne
    @TeamGXOne 8 лет назад +83

    At 6:38 Ricky and Chris laughs a like. They look like they could be brothers.
    Ricky had the funniest expression on his face as Chris went on about slapping his butt, and licking his cheeks, and saying it's what "little girls love" XDDDDDDD

  • @oliviagraber1785
    @oliviagraber1785 8 лет назад +16

    5:15 I love how you can see that Chris was gonna give an honest answer!

  • @Malemurderer
    @Malemurderer 9 лет назад +65

    Bryan. We all know that that was YOUR question xD

    • @screwthesystem1172
      @screwthesystem1172 8 лет назад

      +Katie “OMGmamafloss” Clark It may interest you to know that this band is like as high as you can get in satanism. I am not joking.

    • @Malemurderer
      @Malemurderer 8 лет назад +1

      It may interest you to know that just because they play this kind of music, does not mean they are
      horrible people that worship that shit. They are the nicest, funniest people I have ever met. You don't judge people by what they do.
      :) thank you have a nice day.

    • @screwthesystem1172
      @screwthesystem1172 8 лет назад

      Katie Clark Dude I like this band. And they are totally high ranking satanists. And they sing about it all the time. I know this because I used to be in satanism. And I tell people about this stuff because I care and want people to wake up.

    • @Malemurderer
      @Malemurderer 8 лет назад

      They're songs have deep meanings that a mature person would have to listen to, to understand the meaning behind it.

    • @screwthesystem1172
      @screwthesystem1172 8 лет назад +1

      Katie Clark Their songs have incredible meaning. And anyone who knows jack about the occult knows that they sing point blank about being possessed all the fucking time. Lots of bands do.

  • @madisonaustin9394
    @madisonaustin9394 8 лет назад +77

    Ryan: I'd like to blow up something real big.
    Bryan:Something big?
    Ryan: Like a mall or something
    (Someone is le backround, sounded like Ange): Well, you can't blow up Ricky
    I SWEAR I HEARD THIS, PLAY IT BACK I'M NOT KIDDING XD

    • @madisonaustin9394
      @madisonaustin9394 8 лет назад +10

      +Madison Austin Ok, update! It was Chris and he was referring to the size of his penis. Lovely.

    • @marisasuangka2569
      @marisasuangka2569 5 лет назад +1

      I thought I was the only one and I was like big oof

  • @JustinBiersack
    @JustinBiersack 9 лет назад +25

    I like Chris Motionless was doing the badass funny and ironic moments. He was so funny.

  • @xJaesa
    @xJaesa 9 лет назад +61

    It's great how Chris thinks Bryan is awesome.

    • @chloway420
      @chloway420 9 лет назад +4

      I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE.

    • @xJaesa
      @xJaesa 9 лет назад +4

      FallingInSuicideSilence I love it too...

  • @stapledbabies1057
    @stapledbabies1057 9 лет назад +44

    Dude I can't. Chris is so flucking adorable. So is Ricky.
    I ship them so hard. ;^;

    • @karolina3672
      @karolina3672 8 лет назад +1

      Samee

    • @nunocrave
      @nunocrave 4 года назад +1

      Stapled Babies dont ship real people dumbass.

  • @-____skriiiex____-8543
    @-____skriiiex____-8543 8 лет назад +16

    Murdering the FUCK out of people I can't stand -Chris Motionless

  • @megangarcia5177
    @megangarcia5177 2 года назад +7

    Such a great band. Met them several times and they are so cool and down to earth. Super talented ;)

  • @thedarkcrystall
    @thedarkcrystall 9 лет назад +21

    "Were never going to be on a fucking AP cover" well got news for you chris your on 3 fucking covers of amazing

  • @camelxravennova
    @camelxravennova 6 лет назад +31

    Bryan: you guys into bondage pornos?
    Chris:.....yes

  • @Sarah-pq6wz
    @Sarah-pq6wz 3 года назад +7

    I had a LAUGH attack when Chris mentioned the SIZE of his "microphone". Stop it Chris Haha

  • @floreadanacatalina1055
    @floreadanacatalina1055 8 лет назад +18

    15:01 * akward pause * * insecurely * yes

  • @fuzzyhearts2107
    @fuzzyhearts2107 8 лет назад +22

    Compared To Chris' Height And My Height, I Feel Like A Freaking Midgit😂

  • @yoongifyd7951
    @yoongifyd7951 7 лет назад +86

    Interviewer: "Whenever you're performing on stage what's the one thing that never gets old?"
    Chris:"Walking by Ricky and slapping his ass when i pass."
    Interviewer: *laughs* "You used to that now." *laughs even more*
    Ricky: "Uhh...Yeah he took it up a notch in the Puppet's video when he licked my face for a week straight."
    Chris: "I love fuking with Rick when we play it's my favorite thing ever. Cause im doing it as a joke but little girls seem to love it. *shrugs* I-i-i don't know."
    Well Chris......this little girl loves it

  • @KrakenwithaKam
    @KrakenwithaKam 8 лет назад +36

    If I was the interviewer at 5:06 would ask "is it a microphone or a MACROphone?

  • @margarothades3777
    @margarothades3777 7 лет назад +13

    Holy crap death March freaked me out my Bluetooth was on full volume coming from a Bose speaker. I woke up my neighbor and threw my phone thinking it would make it better

  • @babieofchat8667
    @babieofchat8667 5 лет назад +19

    anyone else binge watching motionless videos while not sleeping for over 24 hours?

    • @ChrisHebert1019
      @ChrisHebert1019 Год назад +1

      Binge watching while I'm supposed to be doing house work.😊

  • @repugaytion
    @repugaytion 4 года назад +6

    its cool to see how far they’ve come in five years. hell, even in their whole career. they’ve grown so much as people, and a band.

  • @michaelabenjamin310
    @michaelabenjamin310 7 лет назад +11

    hes such a sweetheart 😂😂

  • @melissaperkins8327
    @melissaperkins8327 8 лет назад +9

    I love how he says we will never be an ap band but the did the ap music awards

  • @monkey16ist
    @monkey16ist 7 лет назад +28

    It's like this big. Damn that's border line abuse. Why do you think he's called the sledgehammer Bryan idk he punches people.....omf I just died 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @panicatthe21phanmotionless6
    @panicatthe21phanmotionless6 7 лет назад +7

    Chris rolling his eyes at 15:05 is adorable 😊 honestly

  • @kingkk9
    @kingkk9 8 лет назад +6

    I look up to him so much he the reason I started a band

  • @mikeyomegamanx639
    @mikeyomegamanx639 9 лет назад +2

    Thank you so much for this video xD

  • @agustd5494
    @agustd5494 8 лет назад +21

    honey..that wouldn't be indecent exposure😅🙀

  • @SeptemberVirgoRose
    @SeptemberVirgoRose 5 лет назад +2

    Amazing how far they’ve come from their earlier years. Covered AP multiple times and had many pages.

  • @KCandy560
    @KCandy560 9 лет назад +6

    13:40 Awh That's so sweet of you Chris,, im sure Bryan loves you too

  • @eunoiabee8453
    @eunoiabee8453 6 лет назад +6

    3:37 THAT LAUGH

  • @vampiregothangel
    @vampiregothangel 9 лет назад +52

    I don't know if you guys have noticed this but.... Chris is a fucking giant
    Especially compared to babylegs over there.
    What? XD Makaɣℓa Mar†eℓℓ

  • @traviswhite9586
    @traviswhite9586 5 лет назад +5

    -It's just straight up fatigue. 😂👌 Still lmao

  • @bean5139
    @bean5139 7 лет назад +3

    I love how Chris was talking about how they're never going to be on ap then the very next clip they're talking about being on ap😂😂

  • @nakiaaugust834
    @nakiaaugust834 5 лет назад +9

    Chris has the body genetics to get big (muscular) like his V-line, pecs, the way his shoulders are shaped. Chris can be very muscular!

  • @melissaperkins8327
    @melissaperkins8327 5 лет назад +8

    Bryan: how bigs your microphone
    Chris:gestures*
    Bryan:isnt that big?
    Other person: thays why they call him the sledgehammer
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @crimsonrose2417
    @crimsonrose2417 9 лет назад +3

    I laughed harder than I should have the whole time 😂

  • @enchantedpropaganda
    @enchantedpropaganda 7 лет назад +2

    I love his sense of humor omg

  • @poorpuppy333
    @poorpuppy333 8 лет назад +8

    5:11 Josh: say ten

  • @Kpop_fan_since_2013
    @Kpop_fan_since_2013 9 лет назад +24

    I would love to see Chris with nothing on 😘😍

  • @dessie123
    @dessie123 4 года назад +3

    i wish i was ryan gosling u know HAHAAHHAHAHHA

  • @ExorcistRecords
    @ExorcistRecords 3 года назад +2

    Happy birthday to chris motionless turns 34 years old today October 17

  • @ifeelhappy9602
    @ifeelhappy9602 8 лет назад +4

    I love them so much 😂❤️❤️

  • @ajb7744
    @ajb7744 9 лет назад +5

    10:30 Chris talks about never being on the cover of AP magazine. But they just were. Lol

  • @marmarmarmarmarVODS
    @marmarmarmarmarVODS 6 лет назад +2

    'I watch the office religiously' Chris Motionless in his tour bus

  • @charlesfluke1855
    @charlesfluke1855 9 лет назад +5

    someone should write chris motionless and ryan gosling fanfiction

  • @oreidestruido4901
    @oreidestruido4901 4 года назад

    I'm watching this today and I got emotional about Chris' frustration on Alternative Press and decided to open it's website to see what's there and, for my litteral gag, it's something about MIW's next ep. Just got even more emotional seeing the boys there.

  • @Ninineonangel77
    @Ninineonangel77 8 лет назад +43

    I love Chris Motionless but I HATE Bryan Stars

  • @savannahmorris4796
    @savannahmorris4796 9 лет назад +8

    3:30 the interviewer chick looks like him!

  • @alizasoto5913
    @alizasoto5913 8 лет назад +9

    did anyone see Ashley Costello in the background from one of the video clips

  • @vicc3527
    @vicc3527 9 лет назад +2

    3:43 he has Rammstein on his jacket on our left side of his jacket 🙈❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @wegotalgaeatthecrib
    @wegotalgaeatthecrib 6 лет назад +1

    Chris: We're never gonna be an AP band
    AP: ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

  • @ktjay3427
    @ktjay3427 7 лет назад +3

    I want to meet him sooo badly

  • @alienspacedisco
    @alienspacedisco 8 лет назад +5

    straight up fatigue lololol

  • @lilystout7359
    @lilystout7359 8 лет назад +12

    how are u guys doing today... *get out

  • @lulunightfever
    @lulunightfever Год назад +2

    i need him so bad. chris if you see this i am in my reproductive prime rn

  • @kimberleydoig4175
    @kimberleydoig4175 2 года назад +1

    I love Chris he is amazeballs hilarious 😂

  • @katmonroe1491
    @katmonroe1491 7 лет назад +5

    ive got to meet all the guys besides chris.

  • @BriSixx17
    @BriSixx17 7 лет назад +5

    in 3:34 to 3:37 Chris is all like, "Umm.... Because we are all SEXY!!! and i was all like "YEAS!!! ESPECIALLY YOU CHRIS!!" *And 'dem piercings doe i am in love with his piercings!! #ChrisMIW
    Also in 3:59 to like 4:05 when Chris said that he does 10 push-ups each morning and drinks naked juice, i thought he said he drinks nic and juice as in nicotine LOlz

  • @evilpandaz9289
    @evilpandaz9289 7 лет назад +1

    8:00 but Chris...you changed my life

  • @englishmadcow7461
    @englishmadcow7461 3 года назад +1

    I wanna see any band in asda lol. Love you guys!

  • @misakoichiguro1651
    @misakoichiguro1651 5 лет назад +1

    I didn't really like Motionless In White until my boyfriend showed me some songs he likes. Now I am listening to their new album and am watching videos like this one and the more I hear and see the more interested I get.

  • @makenziemichener4665
    @makenziemichener4665 4 года назад +1

    Okay but like Chris saying “shut up” and “no fucking talking” is hot

  • @christinamaria7636
    @christinamaria7636 Месяц назад

    Omg hahaha Chris please give me your Microphone 😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @anonymous-yk9sz
    @anonymous-yk9sz 7 лет назад +2

    CHRIS IS KINKY AF

  • @Rainicorn100
    @Rainicorn100 9 лет назад +3

    11 people turned their screens to like again.

  • @krissyprissy4418
    @krissyprissy4418 8 лет назад +17

    Is chris just really tall or is Ricky really short

  • @trinitywaggoner3494
    @trinitywaggoner3494 3 года назад +3

    he can hit me with a belt all day

  • @ancientbloodlineoflight
    @ancientbloodlineoflight 6 лет назад +2

    10:20 he said they’ll never be a AP band, and be on their over, thennnbnn they made it on AP! 🤘🏽😝

  • @Kpop_fan_since_2013
    @Kpop_fan_since_2013 9 лет назад +3

    I LOVE ALL OF THE MOTIONLESS IN WHITE GUYS

  • @dessie123
    @dessie123 4 года назад +1

    i'm living for chris' laugh :((((((((((

  • @hedwigpotter6009
    @hedwigpotter6009 5 лет назад +7

    I invaded there space
    Get out
    Low key me though

  • @OrtegaX13
    @OrtegaX13 Год назад +1

    Man Crush all the way

  • @elanhafjones
    @elanhafjones 7 месяцев назад

    0:38 *get out* yeah tell him Chris 🤣

  • @sarahtamar9931
    @sarahtamar9931 7 лет назад +1

    his eyebrows are perfect.

  • @jacoblintz8857
    @jacoblintz8857 3 года назад

    I like how the misspelled "favorite"

  • @maritzagarcia1912
    @maritzagarcia1912 7 лет назад +1

    The start of Death March fucking scared me

  • @battybeee
    @battybeee 9 лет назад +7

    Ryan Gosling.. No homo

  • @carienafurstenburg6295
    @carienafurstenburg6295 4 года назад

    CHRIS AJKAJDJAJSJDHAJ PRECIOUS BABY I JUST WANT TO GIVE HIM A HUG

  • @gentrymoseley2081
    @gentrymoseley2081 3 года назад

    He has a really pretty smile 🖤

  • @avalenai
    @avalenai 8 лет назад +5

    I can't remember the name of the song at the beginning. Will someone please tell me? 😂

  • @nathancluer7815
    @nathancluer7815 9 лет назад

    By the way, in-case you were wondering, the song at the beginning is death march.

  • @sophiecat2161
    @sophiecat2161 5 лет назад +1

    IMHO nothing unites us 'misfits' as much as music,especially metal/rock (though I hate having to label it, music is music) please visit UK again soon x

  • @poorpuppy333
    @poorpuppy333 9 лет назад +1

    "is that a word? if it isn't I just made it a word.