Half Life but Every Sound is Random

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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @mrrobottrax
    @mrrobottrax  5 лет назад +492

    For anyone who wants to try this out for themselves there's now a download link in the description (and also here but the description is way cooler)
    drive.google.com/drive/folders/1ZKd-8DXUrzXQt6jiCKQlpioNkPQ5FcSh?usp=sharing

    • @DucksFor4
      @DucksFor4 3 года назад +1

      Reply

    • @MrRobotrax
      @MrRobotrax 3 года назад +1

      @@DucksFor4 Reply

    • @gregjones3660
      @gregjones3660 3 года назад +1

      What kind of fuckery is this?...

    • @supergirlpyro5705
      @supergirlpyro5705 3 года назад +2

      @@DucksFor4 reply

    • @HitelbeVettBor1998
      @HitelbeVettBor1998 2 года назад

      @@gregjones3660 It's called modding. :) | This is the most basic kind of it. There are files for every sound you hear in the game and you can swap them with each other to have fun.

  • @newpivot1
    @newpivot1 5 лет назад +2658

    That tram ride is my internal voice everyday going to work.

    • @Jayfeather-rm2fo
      @Jayfeather-rm2fo 4 года назад +89

      L i q u i d b r e a c h

    • @Rensence
      @Rensence 4 года назад +251

      *_D I E D I E D I E_*

    • @dalekman9999
      @dalekman9999 4 года назад +89

      The tram ride is just my interal voice every day.

    • @logiju1
      @logiju1 3 года назад +79

      *"Sorry, I'm leaving now."*

    • @Naetheon
      @Naetheon 3 года назад +38

      I think your coffee may be a little to dark.

  • @AIexOakley
    @AIexOakley 4 года назад +2056

    2:35 "advanced... liquid" he needs that science soda

    • @fourscarlet7581
      @fourscarlet7581 3 года назад +51

      He's just getting some Jell-O

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 года назад +13

      THERE U҈S҈

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 года назад +28

      *advanced Advanced ADVANCED ADVANCED ADVANCED*

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 года назад +31

      “ITS READY YOU MUST GO NOW”

    • @PaladinOfNerds
      @PaladinOfNerds 3 года назад +36

      It’ll help him see faster

  • @gack1015
    @gack1015 4 года назад +733

    1:23 ...hey, i hear something... A͌͋́ͬͨ̎̈́̿͑ͥͪ̈̈́̓́͊̚͏͙̟̳͇̥̪͘Ḁ̢̼͎͇̹̘̙̳͓̜̞͕̻͉͖̟̮̳͌̓͒̌ͭ͘A̷̸̢̤̺͍̘̗̼̫ͮ̍̆ͬ͌͐ͭÃ͙̥͈̖͇͍͍ͮ̓̓ͤ͗̿̐̀̽̈̅̏̌͋̅͂̽̕͠Ȁ̸͙̹̼͇͚̳̯̰̪̗̪̮͚̹͖̗̖̬̇͌ͬͫA͐ͩ̄̍ͦ̓͛ͧ҉̡̦͎̻̼̗͍̤̪̜͖̲̳̰̗͍̲̰̦ͅĄ̷̷͍̬͈̦̙̙̱͙̟̗̺̠͔̤͓̯̫̬̏̾̔͊ͨ̈͂ͫͭ̃̒̇̓͘ͅÂ̟͖̳̘͚̓̉͐͡A̶̴͎̬̤͍̲̩̤͉̹̺͉͖ͣ̄̉ͩ̂͋ͪ̊͂͆̉̎ͯͪͅÁ͖̼̺̘̬̹̺̥̬̻̭͚̰̥͚̐̽̌͐̒̆̕͝Ã̵̢̺͉̬͕̭͕̝̻̣̠̤̲̘̲̼̪̙̾ͨ̾͌̏͐͒̏̿̃ͪͧ̔ͩͩ̌ͥ͝͝Ḁ͉̬̲̝͈̘͔͍̤̏́̅̍͒̔̀̈́̃̇̀Á̷̵̢̛͚̥͚̟̻͍̜̔ͣ̽ͣ͋ͯ͌̂͆A̷̷̳̮̫̟̫͉̬̫͚̫͕̬̱͊̾ͦ͌̾ͫ͐̍̃̽́̂̑̈́ͧ́̚̚͜͠ͅAͯ̎ͧͥ͐̄͂̏̈ͨ̎̈́̍͂͆̚͏̷̴̼̬̤̦̗̥̠̪̥͙̮A̷̢̫̲̼͖͈̱̲̲͙̩͈͇͍͓̒̐̂ͯ̎ͭͨ͛ͤ̆̒͑̈͟ͅÅ̢̦̞͔̪̇̐̌ͦ̏̃ͭ͡A̵̛̖͕̝̱̹̺͂̾̉̍ͣ͌͛̔̀͌̓͌À̴̧̠̱̟ͨ͛͐̑͆͂́Ǎ̶͐̒͗ͣ̇̐ͤͩ͑͋̍ͧ̽ͦ͘͟͠҉̪̦̣̮̝̻͇̰̼̝̥̖̪̹

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 3 года назад +114

      *SOMETIMES YOU NEED TO RELY ON MORE THAN JUST YOU SUIT TO GET THROUGH A TIGHT PLACE, TRY JUMPING THIS GAP*

    • @inktheone5933
      @inktheone5933 3 года назад +50

      *CHOPPER NOISES*

    • @hetecks1385
      @hetecks1385 3 года назад +34

      *screams of the damned* 6

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 года назад +13

      THER U҈S҈ *COMMAND SHUT DOWN ACQUIRED*

    • @ImNotFine44
      @ImNotFine44 3 года назад +2

      Where is that sound file from?!

  • @captainkeyes9913
    @captainkeyes9913 4 года назад +1550

    4:57 that headcrab is the smartest of his generation

  • @bukachell
    @bukachell 3 года назад +615

    5:01 gordon gets insulted by a Health charger

    • @samdrow8268
      @samdrow8268 3 года назад +24

      Ahaha, underrated XD

    • @Scigam243
      @Scigam243 3 года назад +3

      @@samdrow8268 you look terrible

    • @Scigam243
      @Scigam243 3 года назад +11

      Joke

    • @jiquandaviussongaming8640
      @jiquandaviussongaming8640 6 месяцев назад +5

      Self-esteem decharger (yes i know this comment was made 3 years ago i have no interest in that fact)

  • @alex342gwsturk8
    @alex342gwsturk8 2 года назад +102

    2:15 let me help you *glass breaking language*

  • @what8827
    @what8827 4 года назад +1422

    3:57 *C H E C K*

    • @TheTrue_KeyTex
      @TheTrue_KeyTex 4 года назад +96

      - Captain?
      - *Sound of falling concrete debris*

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 3 года назад +4

      @@lunaticzeroone you don't get a free fking pass because you said that

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 3 года назад +2

      @@lunaticzeroone we know

    • @EvanIsAwesome777
      @EvanIsAwesome777 3 года назад +34

      I heard shrek

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +4

      *CHECK.

  • @dogelord79
    @dogelord79 4 года назад +845

    2:47 you ruined his casserole so he started letting out the screams of the damned

    • @siryeeter4374
      @siryeeter4374 3 года назад +85

      The other one warned him to leave before the demon escapes

    • @joltz..2042
      @joltz..2042 Год назад +14

      You must go, now!

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 4 года назад +896

    *clicks on button*
    Intercom: *C O M P U T E R*

    • @sus-rai-69gamingchannel70
      @sus-rai-69gamingchannel70 3 года назад +35

      clicks on light switch
      "Eat this you bastard"

    • @blockstacker5614
      @blockstacker5614 3 года назад +2

      Some one needs to make a program that you can use to make sentences with the intercom and grunt lines.

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад

      @@blockstacker5614 there is

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад

      @@blockstacker5614 it's a site, don't remember what it's called doe

    • @TheRealTerranMarine
      @TheRealTerranMarine 5 месяцев назад

      A D V A N C E D

  • @gameaddict11707
    @gameaddict11707 4 года назад +667

    4:50 time to chew

    • @slick3996
      @slick3996 3 года назад +52

      Me when food

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +7

      nice how he tried to share his gum, too bad he over shot your mouth and plummeted down.

    • @horny_v1
      @horny_v1 2 месяца назад

      he waited too long!

  • @randomslav4721
    @randomslav4721 4 года назад +725

    1:43 how to count... one ............... six

  • @ghost_ship_supreme
    @ghost_ship_supreme 3 года назад +48

    2:35 _Advanced_ *LIQUID*

  • @chemasenapi7455
    @chemasenapi7455 3 года назад +126

    Me: I try not to wake anyone up at night
    my bedroom door 1:23

  • @tob19
    @tob19 3 года назад +296

    3:26 a talk with the boys

    • @Handhandme
      @Handhandme 3 года назад +33

      They're just so intelligent they simplified their language into screams and noises. For the sake of efficiency.

    • @gottagofastfaster
      @gottagofastfaster 3 года назад +7

      I prefer to talk with the sound of the dammed, it's more normal than those weirdos.

    • @mertcanuruni863
      @mertcanuruni863 3 года назад +7

      H O G.

    • @mr.mangles8730
      @mr.mangles8730 3 года назад +9

      scientist 1: swjlklkllkjkljkkll scientist 2: vortigaunt sound

  • @unearth1640
    @unearth1640 4 года назад +526

    3:52
    "Well, it looks like we won't be working together..."
    "Does that mean I can go home?"

  • @metropolice099
    @metropolice099 4 года назад +914

    the medical station saying "you look terrible" when you use it is hilarious, just imagine every one of them being sentient and making smug remarks at the player's health state

    • @droptherapy2085
      @droptherapy2085 3 года назад +41

      Eventually it just does it to wear down your self-esteem and then at one point it starts insulting your mother

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 года назад +46

      @@droptherapy2085 So they're just GladOS

    • @droptherapy2085
      @droptherapy2085 3 года назад +6

      @@Espartanica probably.

    • @fagglebag
      @fagglebag 3 года назад +23

      That’s probably what the health stations at Aperture do lol

    • @Espartanica
      @Espartanica 3 года назад +7

      @@fagglebag Aperture probably wouldn't bother with health stations

  • @waluigi9080
    @waluigi9080 3 года назад +307

    2:26 the most logical dialogue so far

  • @plisehon
    @plisehon 3 года назад +62

    3:51
    "Looks like we won't be working together"
    " *C H E C K* "

  • @LateNightHalo
    @LateNightHalo 3 года назад +761

    The demonic scream at 1:23 killed me

    • @belacoak5796
      @belacoak5796 3 года назад +80

      I think the door was a little to rusty and old.

    • @Ralster
      @Ralster 3 года назад +7

      Funny seeing you here!

    • @ВасилийМорозов-л7х
      @ВасилийМорозов-л7х 3 года назад +20

      Well, he opened the door to Black Mesa, and it actually became hell soon.... So he opened a door to Hell.

    • @bukachell
      @bukachell 3 года назад +18

      Get some WD-40 on those doors damnit!

    • @Cactus_fucker
      @Cactus_fucker 3 года назад +5

      How’s your- aughggggghtheee

  • @mrschizo2837
    @mrschizo2837 3 года назад +59

    1:22
    *Barney alerted the horde!*

  • @RenegadeScooter
    @RenegadeScooter 3 года назад +75

    1:19 *_EXPERIMENTAL ENERGY WEAPON_*

    • @arroba_matias
      @arroba_matias Год назад +8

      *the screams of the damned*
      _SOMETIMES, YOU WILL HAVE TO RELY ON MORE THAN YOUR SUIT-_

  • @cosmo.1630
    @cosmo.1630 3 года назад +20

    3:52 “Well, it looks like we 𝘸𝘰𝘯’𝘵 be working together...”
    *“𝙎𝙃𝙀𝙏-”*

  • @huroalzonikos2683
    @huroalzonikos2683 4 года назад +558

    1:33
    That scientist is spitting out facts, I agree with everything he said.

  • @bromine1480
    @bromine1480 4 года назад +351

    **ungodly sounds from hell**
    random scientific: s i x

    • @guguce28
      @guguce28 4 года назад

      s I x s I x

    • @rayzojams
      @rayzojams 3 года назад +5

      i can't help but hear "s e x"

  • @utterderc
    @utterderc 3 года назад +81

    4:34
    *congratulations, you have completed the black mesa target range*

  • @diegogodinez5009
    @diegogodinez5009 3 года назад +97

    3:59 "Capitan....*pow*....*car speeding*

  • @CreeperFino
    @CreeperFino 3 года назад +207

    1:57
    *turns to face other scientist
    *"H O O G"*
    *turns back

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад +22

      I'm lmaoing

    • @justhere4637
      @justhere4637 Год назад +13

      He wants a *H O O G*

    • @postmortem7581
      @postmortem7581 Год назад +8

      I think what he's actually saying is "hole," which is even funnier

  • @1vite
    @1vite 3 года назад +140

    4:57 "I'm rather looking forward to this analysis"
    Sure thing, stuck headcrab.

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 3 года назад +13

      Wait a minute... I know that character

    • @kroh7742
      @kroh7742 3 года назад +7

      He's the lazlo of headcrabs

  • @descent8275
    @descent8275 3 года назад +329

    3:52
    "well it looks like wie won't be working together..."
    "SHREEEKKKKK"

  • @spikefallyt3350
    @spikefallyt3350 4 года назад +100

    2:45 He died inside

  • @Mikle_Bond
    @Mikle_Bond 3 года назад +36

    2:35 "ADVANCED... LIQUID"
    How do you like THAT, Aperture Science, huh?

  • @evacorrell3116
    @evacorrell3116 4 года назад +279

    1:22 (overlapped "hey i hear-") *DEMONIC NOISES* calm voice: sometimes you need to rely on more than just your suit to -slightly gets lower and more echoed- get through a tight place try jumping- LOOK OUT! biscuit

    • @evacorrell3116
      @evacorrell3116 3 года назад +5

      @Y8KK0 [ɢᴜɴ ꜱᴇᴘᴛɪᴍ] i know it just sounded like biscuit

    • @SageGilbert191
      @SageGilbert191 3 года назад +1

      Try jumping biscuit

  • @notfreeman1776
    @notfreeman1776 3 года назад +106

    5:43 Honestly, talking trough a corpose is something id expect the Gman to do unironically

  • @providence6023
    @providence6023 3 года назад +216

    4:46 gotta love how the headcrabs say "you've waited too long" and "time to choose" simultaneously when they jump at you

  • @CrizzyEyes
    @CrizzyEyes 4 года назад +214

    I died at the first aid station saying "You look terrible."

  • @levilee207
    @levilee207 3 года назад +43

    5:18 NO I DON'T WANNA BE AMMO AHHHH

  • @sneakeruniform7560
    @sneakeruniform7560 3 года назад +33

    1:34 he’s got some sick beatboxing skills

  • @imrukiitoaoffire1908
    @imrukiitoaoffire1908 4 года назад +591

    6:23 NOVEMBER FINALLY

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 3 года назад +33

      When you prefer grim, cloudy and slightly cold weather.

    • @pixelcat29
      @pixelcat29 3 года назад +7

      @@Maxxon89 i prefer that being set on fire inside a furnace for all month in summer

    • @Killbayne
      @Killbayne 3 года назад

      @@Maxxon89
      I've had clouds throughout october to february please no

    • @Maxxon89
      @Maxxon89 3 года назад

      @@Killbayne :(

    • @supersonictumbleweed
      @supersonictumbleweed 3 года назад +6

      Australians waiting for summer be like

  • @foodood8895
    @foodood8895 3 года назад +78

    1:20
    “Experimental energy weapon”
    “Hey hey, I hear-“
    ⚠️ Here they come...
    “Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place, try jump-“
    *”LOOKOUT”*

  • @thedude9534
    @thedude9534 4 года назад +242

    "SIX"

  • @AIexOakley
    @AIexOakley 4 года назад +177

    2:54 "the... FORBIDDEN" what aren't they telling us about the HEV suit?!

  • @Mariopwnzu
    @Mariopwnzu 3 года назад +97

    I think if I went to work everyday on a 5 minute train ride that says DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE the whole time just for a coworker to look me dead in the eyes and perfectly imitate a helicopter I'd have blown the place up too

  • @jiquandaviussongaming8640
    @jiquandaviussongaming8640 Год назад +19

    6:30 i like how the military guys are like complimenting gordon and explaining things to him while he is in the vent above them

    • @pawprint1
      @pawprint1 6 месяцев назад +2

      They want to help get him out of this nightmare.

  • @DonatUnterberger
    @DonatUnterberger 3 года назад +114

    2:26 by far the most normal thing in this mod

  • @MrMrMojo
    @MrMrMojo 4 года назад +166

    1:39 looks like the turning point in a horror movie where everything goes to hell in a handbasket.
    **presses button on computer**
    Announcer: *FORBIDDEN*
    **Alarms start to blare**
    **Security guy yells**
    **Ungodly screams begin**
    Security guy: *R U N* (I know it's "one" but work with me here)
    All you'd need is the scientist saying "Six" two more times and you're golden.

    • @ThatGreenLED
      @ThatGreenLED 3 года назад +4

      *_you got those 2 sixes in likes lmfao_*

  • @demonatrinox
    @demonatrinox 4 года назад +211

    5:03 -sounds like me after taco bell- lol

  • @sewerspitz
    @sewerspitz 3 года назад +30

    3:47 gus whenever walter opens his mouth

  • @Cyberjoker14
    @Cyberjoker14 3 года назад +41

    1:51 Gman: Combat shotgun acquired
    Also Gman: *Looks at Screen*
    Me: Aw crumbs....

  • @Dinofly4
    @Dinofly4 3 года назад +175

    1:37
    I like how there's a forbidden button that just brings forth complete chaos until you deactivate it.

  • @cappypyramsaudpate5535
    @cappypyramsaudpate5535 3 года назад +25

    6:14 sounds like an anime dub of the HECU as high school girls

  • @Shin-hg1jr
    @Shin-hg1jr 3 года назад +374

    7:48 *A* *S* *S*

    • @ILOVECHARLES
      @ILOVECHARLES 3 года назад +1

      @BitterVoidcombat shotgun acquired

    • @Scigam243
      @Scigam243 3 года назад +6

      The most scariest thing then a resonance cascade A S S

    • @piktureit
      @piktureit 11 месяцев назад +5

      Resonance asscade

    • @Werty715_25
      @Werty715_25 8 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@piktureitMe after Taco Bell:

  • @vinnie4609
    @vinnie4609 3 года назад +26

    2:35 I sure do love some "advanced liquid" its my favorite soda!

  • @Whiteraven30
    @Whiteraven30 3 года назад +24

    I like how at 3:20, it says "Hey, I hear something" and he turns around, yeah he heard something alright

  • @TinyDeskEngineer
    @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +47

    2:46
    Scientist: "It's ready! You must go!"
    *opens portal to hell*

  • @unionblue21
    @unionblue21 3 года назад +66

    This is probably what Gordon’s nightmares are like. Just a jumbled mess of all the shit that he has seen and heard.

  • @squishybrick
    @squishybrick 3 года назад +77

    I want a door that screams "GET BACK" before it opens.
    And a microwave that screams "It's ready! You must go!" when its done.

  • @carlosauer3884
    @carlosauer3884 4 года назад +183

    1:10 Advanced, advanced, advanced, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE, VANCE

    • @Eric-1444
      @Eric-1444 3 года назад +10

      Hey, I hear something...

    • @Devilot91
      @Devilot91 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @-_-._.-_-
      @-_-._.-_- 3 года назад +14

      Experimental, Energy, Weapon.

    • @mrgears3045
      @mrgears3045 3 года назад +15

      Hey I hear somet-
      *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*

    • @dededunce8121
      @dededunce8121 3 года назад +13

      Sometimes you’ll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight space. Tr- LOOKOUT

  • @axolotl2959
    @axolotl2959 3 года назад +92

    Things I found funny:
    1:33 why did I laugh at this
    3:41 he just shit himslelf
    4:43 "Right, a ʷᵃˡˡ."
    5:02 health charger roasts you
    5:44 *casually takes a nap on the floor and starts sleep talking*
    7:09 I don't even know what to say about this

    • @JetFalcon710
      @JetFalcon710 Год назад +4

      And not to mention:
      2:26 Is anyone else getting hungry?
      2:35 Advanced...liquid
      3:57 *C H E C K*

    • @badideagenerator2315
      @badideagenerator2315 Год назад +3

      0:30 ✨️try jumping this gap on your own✨️

  • @Naiciii
    @Naiciii 3 года назад +142

    I love the shotgun shells screaming as you load them. 5:33

  • @OrangeHarrisonRB3
    @OrangeHarrisonRB3 3 года назад +56

    Stock tram safety: Keep all body parts inside the tram at all times.
    Randomized tram safety: Try jumping this gap on your own.

  • @axel2741
    @axel2741 3 года назад +23

    *looks you dead in the eyes with a glazed look*
    “...”
    “ _six_ ”

  • @nukehead849
    @nukehead849 5 лет назад +214

    Hey, I hear some-
    *SCREAMS FROM HELL*

    • @corsojames
      @corsojames 3 года назад +5

      Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place. Try j- *LOOK OUT*

  • @RapidPhantom293
    @RapidPhantom293 Год назад +13

    1:32 Love him or hate, he's spitting straight fax.

  • @litigation_jackson
    @litigation_jackson 3 года назад +54

    Gordon's a highly trained professional, he doesn't need to hear all this.

  • @pug-aloentertainment3801
    @pug-aloentertainment3801 3 года назад +57

    2:28 gave me severe Crack-Life flashbacks. I almost expected the scientist to continue on screaming for the rest of the video

  • @akicsizzy6582
    @akicsizzy6582 3 года назад +23

    3:42 I love when the AI talks in electricity language 😂

  • @mhumanworldm
    @mhumanworldm 4 года назад +54

    *Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get trough a tight place.*

  • @rohitnair4594
    @rohitnair4594 4 года назад +60

    I'm going to die from a lack of oxygen after this video is over.

    • @TheEmeraldSword04
      @TheEmeraldSword04 3 года назад +2

      the time stamps in the comment are really killing me.

  • @AgressivePigeon
    @AgressivePigeon 3 года назад +94

    1:32 Like him or not, this man is spitting straight facts.

  • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
    @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 4 года назад +326

    Scientist 1: 1:33 Dudes a beatboxing master
    Scientist 2: 3:28 Strange gushing of liquid
    Scientist 3: 3:31Alien gargle
    Scientist 4: 3:32 Shotgun reload

  • @Tanuki_Sama
    @Tanuki_Sama 3 года назад +37

    7:10 *demonic posession noises*
    "Yes"

  • @haifai3916
    @haifai3916 3 года назад +17

    5:08 *getting eaten alive by eldritch horrors* “As I expected.”

  • @max_955
    @max_955 3 года назад +9

    1:50 "Combat shotgun acquired." *Stares at you like a gun dealer would do

  • @novkinthewatcher321
    @novkinthewatcher321 3 года назад +64

    5:35 - that shotgun loaded with scientists' "OH MY GOD" replics. Sounds really funny. BTW, awesome mod.

  • @djd00mshyer
    @djd00mshyer 3 года назад +20

    *TORMENTED SCREAMS OF THE DAMNED*
    _six._

  • @Stongg
    @Stongg 4 года назад +29

    door opens: *E X P E R I M E N T A L E N E R G Y W E A P O N*

  • @bagginss7339
    @bagginss7339 3 года назад +25

    5:07 This scientist is like: "Ah yes. Death as I expected... Now, based on a typical survival behavior of living creatures, I shall scream in order to alarm other representatives of my species that I am in danger. By doing that there is a chance of someone helping me. NO!"

  • @SageGilbert191
    @SageGilbert191 3 года назад +32

    4:04 scientist so fast he makes car noises

  • @martarivera9489
    @martarivera9489 4 года назад +30

    barney: (unknown sound)
    Gordon: (nods yes)

  • @niksin9941
    @niksin9941 4 года назад +29

    *digestive problems*
    "excuse me gordon"

  • @pwnth
    @pwnth 3 года назад +48

    5:01 you look terrible.

  • @ronjohnson4217
    @ronjohnson4217 3 года назад +18

    1:51 "Combat shotgun acquired..." Scientist: "Oh noo..."

  • @falloutpip985
    @falloutpip985 3 года назад +8

    1:33 that scientist really do be spitting straight facts

  • @blackisbackblack9105
    @blackisbackblack9105 2 года назад +5

    1:32 Is Ivan the Space Biker tier communication

  • @liamkubala9466
    @liamkubala9466 2 года назад +11

    5:02 the most nicest thing I have ever heard from a first aid station:D

  • @R1C05H37
    @R1C05H37 3 года назад +1

    5:22
    Hey! A man has fallen into the river in LEGO City!

  • @AHoraeAVezdaPoesia
    @AHoraeAVezdaPoesia 3 года назад +10

    So there was an helicopter and an airplane in the airfield. Then the helicopter said: 1:33

  • @MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRY
    @MetroCopUnit3430_ANTI_FURRY Год назад +5

    "Sometimes you'll need to rely on more than just your suit to get through a tight place!"

  • @Kingkillwatts
    @Kingkillwatts 3 года назад +9

    Everybody gangsta until the headcrabs start performing scientific studies

  • @AdminHouse
    @AdminHouse 3 года назад +3

    3:54
    *well, it looks like we wont be working together-*
    *C H E C K*

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 3 года назад +5

    2:49
    yeah, that would be my reaction if someone blew my microwave casserole up

  • @ReddKraken
    @ReddKraken 3 года назад +10

    1:22 Hey I hear someth- *SCREAMS OF THE DAMMED*

  • @ProjectV6
    @ProjectV6 3 года назад +8

    Maybe this is why Gordon is mute, cause he just hears complete insane madness from everyone and everything in the world and can't process that reality itself has Windows Blue Screened and has broken down around him and that literally no one makes any sense so he runs through life hoping death will find him and put him of his perpetual torment...this video is canon.

  • @keyspam_
    @keyspam_ 3 года назад +5

    4:32 it's a hound eye wearing a scientist costume!

  • @Damian_1989
    @Damian_1989 3 года назад +27

    Black Mesa's new adquisition: *The CDI Ganon Tram*

  • @x.cytilinsk8940
    @x.cytilinsk8940 3 года назад +4

    5:03 *Gently opens door* W H A L E O R G A S M

  • @the_merahm
    @the_merahm Год назад +2

    Gordon doesn't need to hear al this, he's a highly trained professional

  • @alexanderwright6597
    @alexanderwright6597 3 года назад +9

    The voice: Combat shotgun acquired
    G-Man: Suspicious head turning intensifies

  • @olipolygon
    @olipolygon 3 года назад +9

    i love the soda machine going "advanced liquid"
    im gonna start calling soda that now