So, who here has been to the Grand Canyon multiple times? Like, seriously, how many times? I mean, what's up with that? Me? Well, I remember the first time I wanted to go on a desert tour, you know, with all those camels and stuff. I didn't have much info about it. So, the first time I went, I saw this guy with a girl, she was drop-dead gorgeous. I was like, "Bro, you're lucky!" And he goes, "She's my wife." I'm like, "Wait, who brings their wife to a desert tour?" Then my mom points out, "See, my son?" I'm thinking, "Is that his mother-in-law?" I'm still waiting for confirmation on that one. Anyway, I decided to do some research online for the second time I wanted to go. I searched for desert tour outfits, and you know what popped up? Kids' pajamas! I mean, seriously, my keyboard almost gave up on me right there. I was like, "Okay, maybe let's try a different approach." So, I went to get registered for the tour, and the guy tells me, "Be at the plaza tomorrow night at 9." To feel a bit more special, I decided to show up wearing a Lionel Messi jersey. But, surprise, surprise, it didn't make any difference. Fast forward, we're finally on the desert tour, and the guide starts telling us these stories about desert creatures and all that. And I'm thinking, "Wait a minute, where's the dirt and the sandstorms they talk about?" It was so clean, you could eat off the ground. And speaking of eating, I couldn't find the restroom anywhere! I asked around, and someone pointed me to a group of girls. I was like, "Oh, that's where the restroom must be." But nope, turns out they were just there for a photo shoot. Then there's this guy, claiming to be an atheist, saying, "There's no God, only humanity." His name? Rahman, which means 'merciful.' But let me tell you, he was far from it when it came to letting people use the restroom. He was like an ambulance, always rushing around, but never stopping for anyone. And then there's this other guy, they call him 'Desert Prince.' The only difference between him and a city prince? He promises you a desert tour, but you end up with just hot air. Finally, it's bedtime, and I'm thinking, "Okay, time to catch some Z's." I go into my tent, and there's this girl lying there, spread out like she owns the place. She's like, "Can I sleep here?" I'm like, "Sure." Five minutes later, she's snoring like a chainsaw, and I'm lying there, trying not to disturb her, thinking, "This is like trying to sleep on a cocoa butter ice cream cone." So, yeah, that's my desert tour experience summed up. It was wild, it was weird, and let's just say, I won't be signing up for another one anytime soon.
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عالی بود 😅
لاس صحرایی با ستاره عالییییی بود...روح الله آتئیست اوجش بود😂😂😂😂😂
So, who here has been to the Grand Canyon multiple times? Like, seriously, how many times? I mean, what's up with that? Me? Well, I remember the first time I wanted to go on a desert tour, you know, with all those camels and stuff. I didn't have much info about it. So, the first time I went, I saw this guy with a girl, she was drop-dead gorgeous. I was like, "Bro, you're lucky!" And he goes, "She's my wife." I'm like, "Wait, who brings their wife to a desert tour?" Then my mom points out, "See, my son?" I'm thinking, "Is that his mother-in-law?" I'm still waiting for confirmation on that one.
Anyway, I decided to do some research online for the second time I wanted to go. I searched for desert tour outfits, and you know what popped up? Kids' pajamas! I mean, seriously, my keyboard almost gave up on me right there. I was like, "Okay, maybe let's try a different approach." So, I went to get registered for the tour, and the guy tells me, "Be at the plaza tomorrow night at 9." To feel a bit more special, I decided to show up wearing a Lionel Messi jersey. But, surprise, surprise, it didn't make any difference.
Fast forward, we're finally on the desert tour, and the guide starts telling us these stories about desert creatures and all that. And I'm thinking, "Wait a minute, where's the dirt and the sandstorms they talk about?" It was so clean, you could eat off the ground. And speaking of eating, I couldn't find the restroom anywhere! I asked around, and someone pointed me to a group of girls. I was like, "Oh, that's where the restroom must be." But nope, turns out they were just there for a photo shoot.
Then there's this guy, claiming to be an atheist, saying, "There's no God, only humanity." His name? Rahman, which means 'merciful.' But let me tell you, he was far from it when it came to letting people use the restroom. He was like an ambulance, always rushing around, but never stopping for anyone. And then there's this other guy, they call him 'Desert Prince.' The only difference between him and a city prince? He promises you a desert tour, but you end up with just hot air.
Finally, it's bedtime, and I'm thinking, "Okay, time to catch some Z's." I go into my tent, and there's this girl lying there, spread out like she owns the place. She's like, "Can I sleep here?" I'm like, "Sure." Five minutes later, she's snoring like a chainsaw, and I'm lying there, trying not to disturb her, thinking, "This is like trying to sleep on a cocoa butter ice cream cone."
So, yeah, that's my desert tour experience summed up. It was wild, it was weird, and let's just say, I won't be signing up for another one anytime soon.
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