How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You

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  • Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2024

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  • @serenarena1423
    @serenarena1423 4 года назад +2811

    Couldn't cost any more than those trips you take take to get coffee every morning, right?
    Dead man walking, southern or northern.

    • @loktofeit
      @loktofeit 3 года назад +109

      I heard that and was like "Yeah, you just so went the wrong direction right now."

    • @doberski6855
      @doberski6855 3 года назад +107

      Yeah if you are going to use that line, you better have already been accepted into the Witness Relocation and Protection Program!

    • @ChildofGodjmh
      @ChildofGodjmh 3 года назад +25

      Or a one way to the doghouse in the middle of winter for a few nights....

    • @georgepetras1370
      @georgepetras1370 3 года назад +14

      So what. Dog house for a week
      Oh well

    • @nickhill8612
      @nickhill8612 3 года назад +6

      @@georgepetras1370
      Hilarious and true .

  • @gunfighterzero
    @gunfighterzero 5 лет назад +9016

    pro tip: a real southern man would not pass up a chance to use one of the 6000 knives he owns to open a box

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 5 лет назад +278

      Very true. He would have used a Bowie for it.

    • @PanickinSkywalker
      @PanickinSkywalker 5 лет назад +542

      “Let me get out my tactical hatchet” - my dad, once a week since 1990

    • @Metalman200xdamnit
      @Metalman200xdamnit 5 лет назад +128

      @@PanickinSkywalker Hahaha. Well,a hatchet is a multi purpose tool.

    • @thunderchaser2042
      @thunderchaser2042 5 лет назад +102

      That's one of the many uses for my Ka-bar.

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 5 лет назад +135

      Yea my son uses any excuse to pull his knife out including cutting a plastic tag holding strip while his shirts still on 😂

  • @noferblatz
    @noferblatz 5 лет назад +4850

    This is reality. When a woman suddenly acts like everything's okay, apply for citizenship in a foreign country. And realize it's still not far enough away.

    • @languagelearningdabbler
      @languagelearningdabbler 5 лет назад +74

      Right! Expat life for the rest of your life 😂

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +52

      And FAST!

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 5 лет назад +63

      I contend that is why the concord was developed.

    • @andreabryant2738
      @andreabryant2738 5 лет назад +19

      Yeah
      You live in America dumba$$!!
      Gonna have to go to the moon or fricken mars to get away from wifeys punishment!!!!

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +22

      @@Thunder_Dome45 But it was too slow and didn't go FAR enough.

  • @marcochimio
    @marcochimio 3 года назад +836

    "She said she's fine." The most dangerous thought a man in a relationship can have.

    • @NotSoCrazyNinja
      @NotSoCrazyNinja Год назад +16

      If she says things are "fine", they are not fine and you really need to figure out what to do immediately.

    • @marcochimio
      @marcochimio Год назад +1

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja I thought I just said that.

    • @stephenadamsmusicalinterpr4203
      @stephenadamsmusicalinterpr4203 Год назад +18

      FINE:
      Freaked Out
      Insecure
      Neurotic
      Emotional

    • @Timien
      @Timien Год назад +13

      That, and "go ahead". That is also very dangerous. It is not permission, it is a warning.

    • @xzxxx-km4vy
      @xzxxx-km4vy Год назад

      @@NotSoCrazyNinja Why would you do that immediately?

  • @biomcanx1
    @biomcanx1 5 лет назад +1827

    He used the fabric scissors??? I don't remember the last time I used the fabric scissors to cut something other than fabric...don't remember much of the rest of that week either.

    • @jared9915
      @jared9915 5 лет назад +12

      I dont remember what fabric scissors are

    • @MorganJServices
      @MorganJServices 5 лет назад +48

      Hahahahahahahah, snort! So true! Never, ever even think of using Momma's good sewing sissors.

    • @samiam619
      @samiam619 5 лет назад +33

      Gene Price, did you wake up in the hospital?

    • @deborahkelly1489
      @deborahkelly1489 5 лет назад +35

      Hahahaha, I have 7 brothers. They all ( bless their hearts ) had to learn the hard way . Lol

    • @biomcanx1
      @biomcanx1 5 лет назад +47

      @@samiam619 Nope, right on the floor where she left me LOL

  • @Klinkly07
    @Klinkly07 4 года назад +4997

    He used the fabric scissors on not-fabric. Not a single juror would convict her for what happens next.

    • @swaggymooses69
      @swaggymooses69 4 года назад +131

      When I grew up, I got yelled at for cutting wrapping paper with the "good scissor"(fabric use ONLY).

    • @bethyeary8995
      @bethyeary8995 4 года назад +68

      That's grounds for at least severe bodilyharm. LOL

    • @halgrimhelgrimson
      @halgrimhelgrimson 4 года назад +18

      im still at, huh there is a difference?

    • @donjayh
      @donjayh 4 года назад +23

      Becky Parkins His biggest sin was getting caught. Otherwise she'd never know the difference.

    • @Rainart520
      @Rainart520 4 года назад +141

      @@donjayh We can absolutely tell when our scissors have been used on stupid cardboard

  • @dagnt8145
    @dagnt8145 3 года назад +1228

    When she ask, "what did you say" she is not asking you to repeat yourself . What she means is "are you ready to meet Jesus" .

    • @andrewhadd6616
      @andrewhadd6616 3 года назад +15

      I still haven't learned that one!

    • @Zachpoteet380
      @Zachpoteet380 3 года назад +10

      I think what she really means is "are you ready to see 666"

    • @ShellyS2060
      @ShellyS2060 3 года назад +15

      @@andrewhadd6616 Bless your heart, she must really love you

    • @stewiepid4385
      @stewiepid4385 3 года назад +3

      ... or Satan. Which ever one wants to put you out of your misery.

    • @lisacallan5462
      @lisacallan5462 3 года назад +2

      This.

  • @heatherlynsey3092
    @heatherlynsey3092 3 года назад +367

    “I know you ain’t using my good scissors” made me sit up straight, all I could hear was my momma 🤣🤣😭

    • @dawnbaker9274
      @dawnbaker9274 Год назад +12

      I'm 62 and can still hear her say this and cringe.

    • @edie7384
      @edie7384 Год назад +7

      Lol same! I can't tell you how many times I got in trouble for that as a kid

    • @TheCharredTree
      @TheCharredTree 7 месяцев назад +4

      And even Heaven can’t help you if you were stupid enough to use pinking shears….

    • @Christine-hl4rl
      @Christine-hl4rl 6 месяцев назад +3

      @@TheCharredTree Better believe it ! My hubby learned his lesson when I said go get my pristine Gingher pinking shears sharpened! Costs a fortune - if you can find someone to do it ! He ended up buying me a brand new pair 😂

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 Месяц назад +2

      @@Christine-hl4rl I became a Toolmaker so I sharpen mom's, mamaw's, and my aunt's scissors and shears. Mom's are all Gingher, a series of mother's day presents. Pinking shears are difficult to sharpen but not for me. A buddy of mine makes leather chairs for a very well known manufacturer and I sharpen his too. Fun fact: as far as dulling on modern steel used in shears, paper/cardboard dulls the fastest, followed by cloth/yarn/thread then leather.

  • @DodiTov
    @DodiTov 5 лет назад +1115

    14 knives, 3 box cutters, a weed eater, and you use my GOOD SCISSORS? ON CARDBOARD???

    • @taniamanik2012
      @taniamanik2012 5 лет назад +2

      Dodi Tov what do you have 14 knives for? 😂

    • @DodiTov
      @DodiTov 5 лет назад +27

      @@taniamanik2012 LOL! You don't have steak knives? and carving knives? and butter knives? My mom was a master at using a butter knife and a tablespoon to garden with. Moved mountains with that table-wear.....

    • @mikehodges3609
      @mikehodges3609 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, like you're going to use them. The fabric scissors, I mean.

    • @DodiTov
      @DodiTov 5 лет назад +16

      @@mikehodges3609 LOL! um....where do you think your good pants went? I has a rag bag you know.

    • @mikehodges3609
      @mikehodges3609 5 лет назад +2

      @@DodiTov I thought they were in the bottom of the basket of dirty clothes you have let sit for going on two weeks.

  • @Espeon804
    @Espeon804 4 года назад +4359

    "You know what? Don't even worry about it."
    *Most terrifying words ever.*

    • @amendez6358
      @amendez6358 4 года назад +28

      As a lady from SOUTHERN California, I need to use this phrase and check it out. Hmmm🤔🍿🍿

    • @vr6535
      @vr6535 4 года назад +8

      What happens?!

    • @amendez6358
      @amendez6358 4 года назад +4

      @@vr6535 exactly what I wanna know😳🤔😏

    • @KC-zn1mg
      @KC-zn1mg 4 года назад +63

      Veronique Ramirez you know what? .... dont even worry about it. Is a phrase that is the equivalent of you’ve done messed up. It is like 5 levels higher than I’m fine.

    • @amendez6358
      @amendez6358 4 года назад +18

      @@KC-zn1mg 5, FIIIVE levels higher?
      That's the nucular option.
      🤣🤣😀woooooow!

  • @tsteeleosuou
    @tsteeleosuou 5 лет назад +5022

    My mom caught me using her fabric scissors and that's why I married a woman who doesn't sew

    • @ErykaSoleil
      @ErykaSoleil 5 лет назад +96

      Tom Steele : 🤣 That's the only way to be completely safe, if you don't sew yourself.

    • @tsteeleosuou
      @tsteeleosuou 5 лет назад +74

      @@ErykaSoleil I also never buy scissors with orange handles

    • @victormartin6608
      @victormartin6608 5 лет назад +10

      Shame on you !! 😑

    • @clarissagafoor5222
      @clarissagafoor5222 5 лет назад +26

      Very wise👍👌

    • @bieuxyongson
      @bieuxyongson 5 лет назад +70

      The fabric scissors are sacred!

  • @kinfairliecinder5297
    @kinfairliecinder5297 2 года назад +179

    The fabric scissors is totally relatable! Using the fabric scissors for anything that isn't fabric is a mortal sin.

    • @starliner2498
      @starliner2498 5 месяцев назад +1

      I'm going to clip my nails with it

    • @jackharle1251
      @jackharle1251 4 месяца назад

      Does he get points for being Jewish?

    • @wlyiu4057
      @wlyiu4057 2 месяца назад

      I didn't even know they existed.

  • @jimcollins8097
    @jimcollins8097 3 года назад +402

    I've been married to a delightful girl from Alabama for 50 years. I was briefed on the sanctity of the cloth scissors in the first week. It's one of those rules you just. Don't. Break.

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад +29

      Ah. A man who can listen. Miracles do happen

    • @jillhensley4919
      @jillhensley4919 Год назад +19

      The FBI couldn’t find my fabric scissors

    • @laurao3274
      @laurao3274 Год назад +17

      All my scissors are left-handed. Being the only lefty in the house, you'd think that'd keep them safe. But no, my husband will use whatever blade is nearest when opening a package. I hide the fabric scissors.

    • @katherineknapp4370
      @katherineknapp4370 Год назад +2

      Yep, definitely don't break!

    • @mommybear2
      @mommybear2 7 месяцев назад

      Amen!

  • @SamBrickell
    @SamBrickell 3 года назад +1532

    *I always thought this would be a funny tombstone: "I used my wife's good scissors to strip some wire".*

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker Год назад +156

    I learned about mom’s Special fabric scissors as a little boy. That’s a line you do not cross ! Whenever you hear a Southern woman say “ Fine” it translates to “ I dare you” in the most threatening tone imaginable.

    • @txgunguy2766
      @txgunguy2766 Год назад +5

      When I was a kid I was given a multitool and I started taking apart everything I could find with screws.
      My mom had to buy a NEW pair of fabric scissors. We couldn't find the spring from the old ones.

  • @Print229
    @Print229 5 лет назад +747

    You need a sequel to this because it's SO not over yet.

    • @misters2837
      @misters2837 5 лет назад +29

      Sleeping on couch...and washing own dishes laundry in....3....2....1

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад +4

      If he’s a man it’s over. This is so demeaning to men and boys.

    • @aristotlestudent
      @aristotlestudent 5 лет назад +8

      @@sidneygrosshar269
      Correct...men leave things go...they learned as boys to do that. Even after fistfights and coming out winner or loser...it's all done...
      Males today have been emasculated and confused. It's time we let them be male again and call out the brainwashing.
      BTW, not casting aspersion on this channel, they do a great job entertaining....

    • @auntpurl5325
      @auntpurl5325 5 лет назад +5

      She's going to have a headache for several weeks

    • @grannyseyes4538
      @grannyseyes4538 5 лет назад +3

      She's going out into the back yard with a baggie, picks up a fresh pile of poop with said baggie & takes it right to his good shoes. For starters...

  • @1cosplayaway
    @1cosplayaway 5 лет назад +843

    HE DID NOT JUST USE FABRIC SCISSORS ON A CARDBOARD BOX!! LET ME AT HIM!
    Oh god I did not think this was going to get this much attention!😂

    • @miriamdruyan
      @miriamdruyan 5 лет назад +46

      That sound you hear is my momma staring at him from 3000 miles away

    • @onewomanandsomesongs
      @onewomanandsomesongs 5 лет назад +14

      Lol, best comment ever.

    • @mikeellis4158
      @mikeellis4158 5 лет назад +8

      Scissors are scissors. Was a EMS First responder. Scissors in my bag were taken and used for mom's yarn. Did not matter what they were really for. I just went out and bought another pair.

    • @meredithr9824
      @meredithr9824 5 лет назад +4

      Felt her pain there.

    • @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840
      @theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840 5 лет назад +5

      That monster !

  • @brucemorris1220
    @brucemorris1220 4 года назад +2940

    How do you know a Northeast Italian woman is mad at you. She's digging a hole in the backyard that's coincidentally the same size as you.

    • @Rkenton48
      @Rkenton48 4 года назад +166

      so that's why my wife wanted me to dig out a 'gold fish pond'. Hm...

    • @chickennuggies3926
      @chickennuggies3926 4 года назад +81

      Or her dad and brother are

    • @kathey1981
      @kathey1981 4 года назад +27

      🤣😂 love it

    • @Starphoenix
      @Starphoenix 4 года назад +98

      Well, it doesn't have to be exactly the same size as you... After all, human bodies fit easier into the ground when in parts...

    • @xsargantxshaftx7997
      @xsargantxshaftx7997 4 года назад +25

      Described my italian born mother perfectly

  • @zacharyking214
    @zacharyking214 3 года назад +151

    As someone who has that exact pair of scissors, she is 100% justified. Take out the fact that they cut cleanly every single time, are comfortable and cheap. They have a screw so that you can tighten them if they ever get a little too loose or if you take the screw out you can just disassemble them making them dead-easy to clean. I know most older scissors have this feature if you can even call it that but it is something that is getting harder and harder to find and I love them for it.

    • @myanaloglife9450
      @myanaloglife9450 10 месяцев назад

      really different types of scissors, I though it was joke..

    • @therealavolpe
      @therealavolpe 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@myanaloglife9450
      *There really are..

    • @myanaloglife9450
      @myanaloglife9450 8 месяцев назад

      @@therealavolpethe things one learns…thank you

    • @hah-vj7hc
      @hah-vj7hc 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@myanaloglife9450There is the opposite of here, just drop the t
      They're is an abbreviation for they and are, the ' replaces the a
      Their is the genitive, that means it talks about to whom smth belongs
      In Germany, we learn that at age 10. When do you folks learn it? (And what is your so-called school for?)

    • @myanaloglife9450
      @myanaloglife9450 7 месяцев назад

      @@hah-vj7hc thank you…I get so much wrong…will improve…

  • @c.michellesparks2925
    @c.michellesparks2925 5 лет назад +2595

    An angry southern woman doesn't say "yes" she says "uh huuuh".

    • @YeoYeo32
      @YeoYeo32 4 года назад +73

      Most southern women I knew growing up (and some I know now) would have taken the southern accent to 11 and gone to screaming at defcon level 1,000 while getting up in his face and he would have maybe come within an inch of being punched in the face

    • @ZestyAqua
      @ZestyAqua 4 года назад +8

      More silence.

    • @ZestyAqua
      @ZestyAqua 4 года назад +7

      @ it's a universal approach.

    • @catluva74
      @catluva74 4 года назад +39

      @ I grew up in the north but lived down south for a few years. There is definitely something terrifying how a southern woman acts so sweet when you know she should be mad. It was worse if you were only friends because they had less reason not to kill you.

    • @karmaglorie8691
      @karmaglorie8691 4 года назад +26

      @@catluva74 your right I'm from da south an trust me love we are scarier then ya Gran mammy when she catch you stealing her hot cakes 😂 I'm from Atlanta an the men down here think most the woman down here are psychopaths plus growing up us woman learned no matter how mad u are don't let him know cause tht way when the cops come you ain't no suspect cause as far as they know u where fine and put it all behind u 💯💯💯

  • @bigatheart
    @bigatheart 4 года назад +312

    I live in Germany, it seems to be valid everywhere.

    • @CieJe.Alexander
      @CieJe.Alexander 3 года назад +7

      I proudly maintain that southern belles do, and have existed in every culture, everywhere.
      I mean can you tell me there weren't any Biblical Southern Belles?

    • @jeffreycook3289
      @jeffreycook3289 3 года назад +7

      I've spent 35 yrs of my marriage trying to sluff off the stare...........it has not worked as of yet still sends chills down my spine!

    • @dwrabauke
      @dwrabauke 3 года назад +5

      Then you probably know the phrase "Passt schon...".
      The last two words before nuclear meltdown.

    • @savannahuff2478
      @savannahuff2478 3 года назад +5

      Do you live in Southern Germany?

    • @paladinsix9285
      @paladinsix9285 3 года назад

      @@savannahuff2478 Bavaria... or, perhaps Schwabia!

  • @KarniaQueen1
    @KarniaQueen1 5 лет назад +352

    Never and I say NEVER leave the eyes of a southern women when she is talking to you, especially to look at a phone. That just makes her madder.

    • @CoolBreeze640
      @CoolBreeze640 5 лет назад +26

      Makes it harder to see the frying pan coming your way.

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +13

      @@CoolBreeze640 You hear it cutting through the air like a ..................

    • @spydercatd8238
      @spydercatd8238 5 лет назад +3

      @@thunderchaser2042 I see what you did there.;)

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +2

      @@thunderchaser2042 Right in there with the fabric scissors.

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад +3

      I ‘leave the eyes’ of a southern women whenever I please. I’m the man. I don’t ask permission or forgiveness.

  • @clairevancleave1508
    @clairevancleave1508 8 месяцев назад +26

    This was hysterical. If your Mom quilted or sewed, you know the difference between the good ones and the bad ones!

    • @scottrackley4457
      @scottrackley4457 Месяц назад

      This. Mamaw, Mawie, Mom and Aunt. All very good seamstresses.

  • @onewithbooks17
    @onewithbooks17 5 лет назад +426

    My grandpa could always tell when grandma was pissed off. She would only make HER side of the bed.

  • @richb1576
    @richb1576 4 года назад +842

    As a Yankee married to a Georgia peach I can say thats all 100% true.

    • @perryrush6563
      @perryrush6563 4 года назад +34

      A Georgian woman married a Yankee? I mean.... Blanche just went to the prom with one

    • @markdanley6260
      @markdanley6260 3 года назад +12

      @@perryrush6563 Southern guy here who knows the secret -- Yankee women rule: smart, sexy, fit, super-affectionate and appreciate their men.

    • @richb1576
      @richb1576 3 года назад +6

      @@perryrush6563 I must be special. 🤗

    • @richb1576
      @richb1576 3 года назад +7

      @@rogue7161 idk where all that came from. Personally I like all types. I just happened to fall for that accent.

    • @jinxingxuelang
      @jinxingxuelang 3 года назад +7

      I really enjoy how distinctly American those words sound and how I have no idea what they mean 😂

  • @anakelly76512
    @anakelly76512 3 года назад +608

    If a woman says it's fine while giving you the stone cold death stare and forced smile then don't walk away swiftly, RUN!
    RUN, husband, run!!

    • @rainabrown2633
      @rainabrown2633 3 года назад +8

      Run, Forest, Run!

    • @mickeyjames1663
      @mickeyjames1663 3 года назад +3

      ok what will happen?

    • @RivkahSong
      @RivkahSong 3 года назад +17

      @@mickeyjames1663 At the very least he's gonna be getting the cold shoulder and icily polite responses/cold sarcasm for the next several weeks lol. If she's feeling really petty she'll buy something stupid expensive, herself, and tell him "it can't be any more expensive than (that thing he really likes and buys regularly), right honey?" when he sees it delivered. He definitely won't be touching her for the foreseeable future and his life will probably get very inconvenient.

    • @Stethacanthus
      @Stethacanthus 3 года назад +4

      I can't. My wife is perfect and she'll probably find me.

    • @Stethacanthus
      @Stethacanthus 3 года назад +5

      @Meph Lest uh, my wife has a right to half the stuff we accumulated together, regardless of who pulled down the paycheck. We both work, but we support each other and invest in each other's success.

  • @jenniferc7831
    @jenniferc7831 3 года назад +43

    “They are FABRIC scissors !” Y’all, I had flashbacks to getting in trouble with my mom for using the fabric scissors for a school project.

  • @roberthunt1540
    @roberthunt1540 4 года назад +1005

    I thought the red button was gonna be: "Well, bless your heart."

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 4 года назад +70

      Nah, bless your heart is condescending, this is an angry Southern woman. The only bless your heart you're getting here is the one she says as she slowly chops you alive to use to fertilize her rutabaga.

    • @holtsdh
      @holtsdh 4 года назад +14

      @@Mr-Trox 😄 You automatically get a like for referencing a rutabaga. Cant get more southern than that.

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 4 года назад +20

      Bless your heart has humor in it. Fine is the kiss of death.

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 4 года назад

      @@holtsdh: Magnolia?

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +3

      Or maybe "How nice"

  • @larlystudioz
    @larlystudioz 5 лет назад +229

    Well, Officer he just RAN into my good scissors. He ran into my good scissors 10 times!

  • @Vol_Nathan
    @Vol_Nathan 5 лет назад +177

    Not gonna lie...when she got angry I found her even more attractive. Then I realized how my marriage has survived all these years.

    • @lorirode-off
      @lorirode-off 5 лет назад +5

      🤣😂👍🙏❤

    • @chasingthelight7139
      @chasingthelight7139 4 года назад +1

      @Roger Balcer 😂😂😂

    • @richardaylesworth1783
      @richardaylesworth1783 4 года назад +2

      This is why we have a 2nd amendment. Lol.

    • @hillie47
      @hillie47 4 года назад +2

      @Roger Balcer "Look honey, I told you I'm gonna fix that, no need to remind me every 6 months. It is on the list". And then shrug and forget it.

  • @gwenking7700
    @gwenking7700 3 года назад +370

    OMG as a southern woman I can 100% confirm this is a factual representation of our anger LOL

    • @StephenKershaw1
      @StephenKershaw1 Год назад

      yeah, but being that southern women are overweight and unattractive... who cares?

    • @curtismimilee3
      @curtismimilee3 Год назад +8

      I second that confirmation!!!!

    • @OptimusPrimeribs
      @OptimusPrimeribs 11 месяцев назад +2

      "bless your heart!"

    • @BartHull
      @BartHull 4 месяца назад

      ​@@OptimusPrimeribs😅

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 5 лет назад +462

    The stare, she says your full name, changes her accent attitude, a lot of ways to tell before you start running away

    • @Pamela-bf2iq
      @Pamela-bf2iq 5 лет назад +25

      Avery The Cuban-American, when that one eyebrow goes up, RUN!

    • @TelikiMouse
      @TelikiMouse 5 лет назад +21

      Once you here the middle name woo boy you be lucky to even sleep on the coach or the graveyard XD.

    • @gunfighterzero
      @gunfighterzero 5 лет назад +16

      that slight growl when she said "my" was a dead giveaway

    • @victormartin6608
      @victormartin6608 5 лет назад +10

      Full name is a dead give away !!!

    • @victormartin6608
      @victormartin6608 5 лет назад +1

      @@Pamela-bf2iqLMAO ! 😃

  • @TheLeadMare
    @TheLeadMare 5 лет назад +151

    Poor, clueless boy. He's going to pay in ways he forgot can happen. I'll be over here with popcorn and Bless Your Heart button.

  • @Xarfax321
    @Xarfax321 3 года назад +473

    This need a sequel: Man trying to figure out what is wrong.

    • @AndreVeaseyJr
      @AndreVeaseyJr 3 года назад +13

      There is no future for him.

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen 3 года назад +11

      Why do ypu think I died so young?

    • @jamespaugh5686
      @jamespaugh5686 3 года назад +5

      That's never gonna happen.

    • @Xarfax321
      @Xarfax321 3 года назад +8

      @@jamespaugh5686 I dunno, I imagine it like "She's mad at me about *something*.... But what is it?" And on her side it's like "Isn't it obvious?? Are you blind??!"

    • @TommygunNG
      @TommygunNG 3 года назад +4

      There's something wrong?

  • @gw10758
    @gw10758 Год назад +77

    Probably my ALL TIME favorite episode.... I dated a southern girl and when I got that look I KNEW I was in trouble..... good times....

    • @michellebatzel5809
      @michellebatzel5809 Год назад

      "Dated" past tense so another cunt, we aren't ALL that way. Let's see a MAN have the same reaction when she orders something. Gimmie a GD break.

  • @arthurvandelay7677
    @arthurvandelay7677 3 года назад +1023

    Her: "It's fine."
    Morgan Freeman narration:"...but it was not 'fine'."

    • @marisageorge867
      @marisageorge867 3 года назад +7

      Fine is the nice way of not saying the other f word.

    • @imoretullv243
      @imoretullv243 3 года назад +7

      Or Dave Chappelle in his white guy voice,... "but it was not fine... hahahahaha"

    • @davecasey4341
      @davecasey4341 3 года назад +32

      Or the voice of David Attenborough telling us, "Here we see the male of the species, complete oblivious to the danger he has just wandered into."

    • @tempprofile6715
      @tempprofile6715 2 года назад +9

      What are you? You made me hear Morgan's voice.

    • @riggs20
      @riggs20 2 года назад +3

      LOL! Heard his voice too!

  • @Pamela-bf2iq
    @Pamela-bf2iq 5 лет назад +163

    I love these videos! Every time I watch one, my Southern accent becomes a bit more pronounced.

  • @iamTW64
    @iamTW64 4 года назад +176

    After they pressed 🛑and she said, "Yeah, we're fine", turned slowly and walked away a chill went down my spine. It's a wrap for that guy! 😳

    • @micheal49
      @micheal49 3 года назад +6

      As soon as she says, "Fine"
      it's dead man walking

    • @SignOfTheWarrior
      @SignOfTheWarrior 3 года назад +1

      That feeling tells you that you have just signed your death sentence.

  • @arthurchase7716
    @arthurchase7716 5 лет назад +822

    This is the most accurate representation of the male brain in existence

    • @suzettekath9860
      @suzettekath9860 5 лет назад +41

      That and the HubbyVision glasses vid.

    • @medic8377
      @medic8377 5 лет назад +12

      You're not a man, are you....😂

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +13

      Not mine. I KNOW better! Do NOT mess with her stuff. NEVVVVVVER!

    • @suzettekath9860
      @suzettekath9860 5 лет назад +6

      @@medic8377 No. I'm female. My fiance can be like that about hubby vision at times.

    • @streetofdreams4538
      @streetofdreams4538 5 лет назад +12

      I lolled at that part of the vid! (I think the background music is accurate too...!)

  • @animebrat76
    @animebrat76 Год назад +43

    “We’re fine~”
    Dude better get his will in order

  • @justacrow9847
    @justacrow9847 4 года назад +257

    As a man I can confirm that's how inside of our heads look like. It's one never ending party!

    • @kenkahre9262
      @kenkahre9262 3 года назад +14

      We were missing the guy who was staring blankly at the screen, "Uhhhh."

    • @johndough2328
      @johndough2328 3 года назад +1

      NUK. NUK. NUK

    • @mc911
      @mc911 3 года назад +6

      They should have panned to the area just below the guy's waist as that is where all male decisions are made.

    • @timothythomad5529
      @timothythomad5529 3 года назад +3

      except there should have been porn and football playing on the other screens on a loop

    • @joegramlich
      @joegramlich 3 года назад +3

      @@mc911 see, we always use our head. Just not always the right one

  • @thousandfootdeepend1278
    @thousandfootdeepend1278 5 лет назад +187

    "Bump the Southern accent up to 100%."
    ... So THAT'S how it happens. 😂😂😂

  • @justinemadigan9620
    @justinemadigan9620 5 лет назад +444

    I love how there is a guy eating chips with a party hat on and a guy stacking Solo cups (with fiesta music in the background) in the man's brain. That is just so accurate!

    • @helenel4126
      @helenel4126 5 лет назад +22

      Should've also been a screen showing Southeastern Conference football!

    • @Greendragon434
      @Greendragon434 5 лет назад +18

      "eh...she said she's fine"

    • @NIcholasparker88
      @NIcholasparker88 5 лет назад +10

      Helene L have another guy cleaning a gun and the other watching racing and you are good

    • @helenel4126
      @helenel4126 5 лет назад +6

      Yep! Gotta be wearing a "gimme" baseball-type cap too. Extra points for boiled peanuts and a Ford F-150.

    • @jamesanthony8438
      @jamesanthony8438 5 лет назад +4

      Not _too_ accurate.
      My head pipes in _polka_ music. =D

  • @emily5968
    @emily5968 3 года назад +117

    I’m fully aware that my boyfriend takes everything literally so I’m always honest with him. I have never yelled at him, but if he does something to upset me, we sit down and talk about it. We admit when we make mistakes. It has worked out very well for us!

    • @ninjax4909
      @ninjax4909 3 года назад +7

      Nice!

    • @dannygjk
      @dannygjk 3 года назад +8

      But that isn't something you can talk about over a campfire and get chills.

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 3 года назад +13

      Number one: you're not married. #2 you've been together how long. . .2 weeks?

    • @Sei1989
      @Sei1989 2 года назад +9

      So you can actually communicate well

    • @emily5968
      @emily5968 2 года назад +12

      @@AKHWJ3ST Close! 3 years🖕

  • @13Senko
    @13Senko 5 лет назад +133

    Just saying, there should be a Southern Court when it comes to using the good scissors! We all know we have at least five pairs of scissors in the house that has a single purpose! Craft scissors for any sort of craft such as fabric and leather, hair cutting scissors that's only exclusive for hair cutting, paper scissors just for paper and only paper, multi-purpose scissors for anyting miscellaneous that needs cutting, and the dull scissors that no one bothers to sharpen that's been around for God knows how long and no one knows where they came from but everyone hates those scissors and that's their only purpose the dull "I hate you" scissors.

    • @John-cena6483
      @John-cena6483 5 лет назад +2

      We had the dull pair for so long.
      We never used 'em

    • @TheAmateurPrepper
      @TheAmateurPrepper 5 лет назад +8

      Ah, you mentioned the "hair scissors"! YOU DON'T EVER TOUCH MY HAIR SCISSORS! Have you ever tried cutting hair with hair scissors after someone's used them for crafts, etc.? Arrrggghhhh!

    • @13Senko
      @13Senko 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheAmateurPrepper personally I never had hair scissors but my great-grandmother did! I remember looking for a pair of scissors in her drawer when I was a kid and I found these perfectly good scissors and got ready to grab them and she was like "no those are my hair scissors"! It wasn't until I started doing my leathercraft and I bought a pair of heavy-duty scissors, that now I know why Crafters get very protective are there scissors XD like I'm okay with having things like thick cords or plastic being caught with them but God help you if you cut paper or something like that with them

    • @13Senko
      @13Senko 5 лет назад +1

      @@John-cena6483 they are fulfilling their purpose of being the most hated scissors that we refuse to get rid of XD

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 5 лет назад +1

      Is there an user manual for this equipment?

  • @rogue7723
    @rogue7723 4 года назад +465

    So this is what "Inside Out" would be like if the main character was a married woman in the South, cool :)

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +6

      @@RobustNut Good one :)

    • @ltmundy1164
      @ltmundy1164 4 года назад +7

      @@RobustNut: Golf clap for you, sir. Augusta style.

  • @roswellscrub
    @roswellscrub 5 лет назад +265

    Nothing good comes from having Matt and Luke in your head.

  • @vickithompson3039
    @vickithompson3039 2 года назад +45

    I don't have kids but helped raise my now 22yr old nephew and all I have to do is give him "the look" and he straightens up and says "yes ma'am I'm sorry" 😂

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions 9 месяцев назад

      You know that look never does anything to me. It’s always “we cool dude” and wait for the wife to answer and go play ps5

  • @MeandmyTea
    @MeandmyTea 5 лет назад +98

    Awww he thinks he's not going to get in trouble using my good fabric scissors... Bless His Heart!!!

    • @jayneoliver3437
      @jayneoliver3437 5 лет назад +12

      Bless His Heart... He's dead!! 😸

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +11

      Bless his heart...............as it lies beating beside his body on the FLOOR!

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад

      Take them out to the shop. Grind the edge completely off of them. It’s HIS house.

  • @kellyjohnson8430
    @kellyjohnson8430 5 лет назад +546

    In the black southern household we say "Don't even worry about it" instead of "fine " So if you EVER hear a black woman use this phrase....run for cover. 😂

    • @xmo552
      @xmo552 4 года назад +6

      Thanks. I'm in California but I love me my chocolate bunnies. And, I need to know this.
      I need more, any, and all tips you have 😁

    • @daniedco10
      @daniedco10 4 года назад +17

      That phrase just sent chills down my spine! I can hear my mama saying it now!

    • @allenpinnix5241
      @allenpinnix5241 4 года назад +29

      I heard a friend of mine's momma use that phrase on him when we were kids...... I don't remember seeing him again.......

    • @flamingogirl965
      @flamingogirl965 4 года назад +4

      Allen Pinnix HaHahaHa Ha!!!!

    • @MelissaThompson432
      @MelissaThompson432 4 года назад +24

      @@xmo552 "Chocolate bunnies"? There's not enough help on this planet....

  • @xmlthegreat
    @xmlthegreat 5 лет назад +176

    Let us all have a moment's silence for that man, for his doom is upon him.
    Talia's acting was brilliant. 😂 I got the same vibes from my mom before hell broke loose.

    • @heidifruchtl354
      @heidifruchtl354 2 года назад +3

      My daughters both say that they are terrified of seeing me smiling politely. I asked the younger daughter, not mine biologically, if she had ever been given the "look". She hadn't. So I practiced on my child, who froze, scared out of her mind, and turned it on the younger. She started shaking. They hadn't done anything. Think a southern mama would get it?

  • @a.johnson1860
    @a.johnson1860 Год назад +20

    As soon as a woman, especially in this case a Southern woman, says "we're fine" in that tone, things are not fine....not even a little bit.

  • @robylove9190
    @robylove9190 5 лет назад +120

    If she says she's fine she definitely IS NOT fine!

  • @chromer05
    @chromer05 4 года назад +81

    0:40 “It was free?”
    I loved the ‘I’m gonna kill him smile’!!

    • @williamkoehler9933
      @williamkoehler9933 3 года назад +1

      That was my favorite line . Translated, “It BETTER have been free. And those scissors BETTER not be what I think they are.”

  • @trying2.073
    @trying2.073 4 года назад +127

    The first word I ever learned to read was Fiskar so I wouldn't use my mom's "good scissors".

    • @marshahinson2360
      @marshahinson2360 3 года назад

      😂😂😂

    • @joannamcpeak7531
      @joannamcpeak7531 3 года назад +5

      My mom bought me my own scissors when I was quite young. Now I know why .

    • @marshahinson2360
      @marshahinson2360 3 года назад +1

      @@joannamcpeak7531
      Smart Mama.

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 3 года назад +6

      My daughter is a hair dresser. Well educated in her field, and makes darn good money! I was a good dad and got her a pair of scissors for Christmas, $330! But now I find out she keeps them as her backup scissors, her new scissors cost $1100! Good scissors indeed, she even has an insurance policy on them. I can’t imagine her wrath if someone used them to open a box?

  • @dreapets5
    @dreapets5 Год назад +10

    SO funny 😂😂😂. Love the behind the scenes in the brain of each spouse 😅

  • @dunruden9720
    @dunruden9720 4 года назад +123

    She will bring this up in twenty years time!

    • @davidturner1641
      @davidturner1641 4 года назад +4

      If she does, sell the assets quick and move to a non extradition country

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 4 года назад +1

      @Leonard Chornomaz Sounds like domestic violence to me.

    • @CrusaderKnight2000
      @CrusaderKnight2000 4 года назад +1

      @Leonard Chornomaz Far as I know, I'm following the basic definition of domestic violence. Hitting your significant other intentionally, if not acting in self defense, is domestic violence. If pointing out basic facts is stupidity, then everyone should strive to be idiots!

    • @3Rayfire
      @3Rayfire 3 года назад

      It's in the files.

    • @JerryLearn
      @JerryLearn 3 года назад

      what's gonna last 20 years?

  • @reginafallangie2867
    @reginafallangie2867 5 лет назад +92

    *“How to Tell if a Southern Woman is Mad at You.”* ..& a woman from the north, east, west, northeast, southwest... I think it’s fairly universal. 🤣

    • @invisiblestacker
      @invisiblestacker 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah, but its cuter to see a southern woman do the angry routine.

    • @auntpurl5325
      @auntpurl5325 5 лет назад +5

      Except that the southern accent goes deep country when they're mad. It's rare, but when my southern husband loses his temper, I have to strain to understand him. 😄

    • @Coaching-is3pz
      @Coaching-is3pz 5 лет назад +5

      @@auntpurl5325 That is so true! I had to stop the video and laugh. My accent has faded over the years of not living in the South, but if I get mad, it's suddenly back in all its glory.

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 4 года назад +1

      regina: Not in my family. There was no "it's fine" when my mom got mad. Just a prolonged period of screaming, sometimes until the police were called.
      No wonder I have trouble reading subtle social signals.

  • @phantomKE
    @phantomKE 5 лет назад +128

    😂😂🤣🤣🤣
    I can't stop laughing at how the guy's brain functioned. This was pretty good.

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +2

      There's an animated video about "brain divided" which goes into the problem at depth.

    • @WizardToby
      @WizardToby 4 года назад +4

      "Nothing's wrong. She said she's fine."
      "ok" *shrugs*

  • @John_Locke_108
    @John_Locke_108 Год назад +66

    The dude's brain is 100% accurate. It's a miracle any of us are still married.

    • @mach1205
      @mach1205 Год назад +6

      I'm a guy (not from the south), this skit seems like it could apply simply for anywhere in the US, but I get that it's part of an episode for the show.
      I think it just shows how absurd men and women can be toward each other in a comical way. Guys are sometimes careless while the ladies care too much.

    • @redflamearrow7113
      @redflamearrow7113 Год назад +3

      And not dead! 😂😂

  • @karenmalay97
    @karenmalay97 5 лет назад +105

    There MUST be a part 2! It’s a Southern Thing: The Reckoning.

  • @gabybop
    @gabybop 5 лет назад +131

    “Fine” = Judgement Day is Nigh

  • @rainydayz8086
    @rainydayz8086 3 года назад +70

    Got a southern mom. Burst into laughter when The Look was mentioned cause my dad & I will joke about her ‘Really?’ look often. I showed her the video, & when they mentioned The Look, she gave me one! Laughed so hard I cried.

  • @SignOfTheWarrior
    @SignOfTheWarrior Год назад +5

    "Red solo cup, I'tt drink you, let's have a party".
    I love these details you put in this video.

  • @davidbruce5524
    @davidbruce5524 5 лет назад +122

    As long as she doesn't say "Oh HELL no!", then you haven't reached the edge yet. But if she says that phrase, drop everything and run!

    • @TheMocao
      @TheMocao 4 года назад +3

      😂🤣😅

    • @geraldfrost4710
      @geraldfrost4710 4 года назад +10

      All southern men teach their son
      when she say, "aw, hell no!"
      you've run out of time to run.

    • @theofetter2935
      @theofetter2935 4 года назад +9

      It's to late to run at that point.

    • @schlaznger8049
      @schlaznger8049 4 года назад +2

      Bullshit I have a gun and she is not that fast.

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 3 года назад +7

      @@geraldfrost4710 "Aw hell nawl" the deeper the drawl the farther he should run.

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 5 лет назад +267

    The moment she said “my living room”, you know he was dead

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +2

      MORT!

    • @andreabryant2738
      @andreabryant2738 5 лет назад +5

      RUN DUMBA$$!!
      RUN FAR AWAY!!
      Your mama can't save you!!

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад +4

      The moment she said ‘my living room’ is when he should have said MY LIVING ROOM.

    • @assassindancer914
      @assassindancer914 5 лет назад +1

      @@sidneygrosshar269 ?

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 5 лет назад +2

      Then he played the 'you're frivolous too' card!?! & by questioning (of ALL things!) her coffee budget!?! Northern Gal woulda killed him where he stood!

  • @hellokittyangel211
    @hellokittyangel211 5 лет назад +279

    The fact that you had Luke and Mat working the husbands brain made this, especially with Matt as the commanding officer, lol. GOD I love y’all videos so much.

    • @chrystie_bowie
      @chrystie_bowie 4 года назад +2

      It reminded me of the children's movie, "Inside Out." :-D

    • @kimsampson8017
      @kimsampson8017 4 года назад +3

      The red solo cups 😂

    • @nautifella
      @nautifella 4 года назад +6

      They nailed it. _"Nah, she said she's fine."_

  • @justgopherit3454
    @justgopherit3454 2 года назад +10

    When you got to the scissors part I about died, cause I remember about 20 years ago going through the exact same thing, and boy was I in trouble! Never use her fabric scissors guys! Ever! For anything whatsoever, even if you think it's something safe to cut... cause you're wrong! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @loudguitar
    @loudguitar 5 лет назад +252

    "Why don't you answer your phone, Sweetie?" Terrifying.

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 4 года назад +21

      I burst out laughing when he did because it was such an obvious trap, dude's an idiot

    • @turborooster8548
      @turborooster8548 4 года назад +1

      @@BigUriel How is it a trap?

    • @robmurdock3270
      @robmurdock3270 4 года назад +1

      It's funny

    • @scotto9591
      @scotto9591 4 года назад +4

      I peed my pants at that comment and look.... there won't be a second part to this video... She buried him in the backyard

    • @doughesson
      @doughesson 4 года назад

      Because he's not dumb enough to take his eyes off an angry woman.

  • @davewilson4058
    @davewilson4058 4 года назад +332

    After being married for 62 years, I can speak with authority that all women speak in code, which they completely understand, whereas we poor males are blind to nuances of even the most blatant kind. We're hard wired to accept what is said and don't look for the underlying meanings. If a woman says, "I'm fine," we will take it that all is well, completely missing the inflection in the voice, which is the giveaway as to what she is really saying. and feeling. Unfortunately Women do not understand this and tend to think that we are as savvy as they and understand what is going on. Our brains are definitely incompatible in the thought processes. which leads to many misunderstandings. It's not that we males are unfeeling and thoughtless. It's that we're totally oblivious to hints and signals. That's just the way it is.

    • @realashandaatlarge
      @realashandaatlarge 4 года назад +9

      @@talclipse 😂😂😂😂. You should do stand up comedy!!!

    • @rogue7723
      @rogue7723 4 года назад +25

      You are a wise man. To avoid misunderstandings when in conflict, I prefer to use a direct approach and just tell people what's bugging me, though I will use obvious sarcasm.

    • @lucylulusuperguru3487
      @lucylulusuperguru3487 4 года назад +6

      @@talclipse says the incel lol

    • @amendez6358
      @amendez6358 4 года назад +7

      Said the man who made his dog house into a mancave? Just a guess 🤷‍♀️😄 62 years? God bless yall 💝💝

    • @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025
      @theoriginalchefboyoboy6025 4 года назад +5

      you gave away the secret!!! WTF!!!!!

  • @jansmith3613
    @jansmith3613 5 лет назад +29

    I swear that I have to lock up and/or hide my scissors, tools, manicure set, and most of the delicate cooking utensils to keep them safe from 'inappropriate usage'. I think doing that has saved my marriage. Oh, and dare I mention that shortly after we married I found him cleaning the hubcaps on his car with the linen cloth from my hope chest that had been my Grandmother's bread cloth!! That was almost 40 years ago. I figure if we weathered that drama then we can handle most anything.

    • @johnnyreb6823
      @johnnyreb6823 5 лет назад +3

      Silver butter knives make great flat head screwdrivers..Just sayin’

    • @lorirode-off
      @lorirode-off 5 лет назад +1

      😬😱👍❤

    • @CM-pf1xc
      @CM-pf1xc 2 года назад +1

      Omygosh!!! That’s terrible. Yeah it’s crazy I don’t understand why men don’t just recognize and respect woman’s work space and tools. My mom has had to get her own markets hammer’s screwdrivers scissors tape measure etc because my dad will misuse or loose it.

    • @Agentfirestarter
      @Agentfirestarter 2 года назад

      @@CM-pf1xc we are looking for something to use we aren’t looking at the details to see if it’s 2 years old or 40 you have to tell us lol

    • @susie9893
      @susie9893 2 года назад +2

      Well if you didn't get the marriage immediately annulled (or committed justifiable manslaughter) after that initial major transgression I imagine you could get thru anything

  • @naturalwitchery
    @naturalwitchery 3 года назад +36

    I'm not a southern woman but this is DEAD on, ESPECIALLY the scissors part!😅🤣😂

  • @caldwellmw
    @caldwellmw 5 лет назад +55

    I learned the hard way about good scissors. Still paying for that error 30 years later

    • @MichaelDavis-cy4ok
      @MichaelDavis-cy4ok 5 лет назад +1

      Meh. If they're that precious, lock 'em up. That's why my torque wrench is in my tool shed.

    • @thunderchaser2042
      @thunderchaser2042 5 лет назад +2

      @@MichaelDavis-cy4ok so you don't wake up three days later in the hospital after doing something that may seem like a good idea, but she decides isn't?

    • @edennis8578
      @edennis8578 5 лет назад +2

      @@MichaelDavis-cy4ok They were obviously with her sewing kit; she couldn't figure out how he even found them. I learned to buy all of my equipment in pink because my husband won't use pink ANYTHING. He used to make off with everything from my hairdryer to my personal screwdriver set and break them or lose them. Pink was preferable to a divorce.

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад

      Then you are a wuss

  • @jacksman7
    @jacksman7 5 лет назад +85

    The stare....or in other terms, the grenade pin has been pulled.
    Great vid y'all!

  • @weebee6922
    @weebee6922 4 года назад +68

    I always knew I was in the dog house whenever I was called "sugar".

  • @SummerBee2248
    @SummerBee2248 6 месяцев назад +3

    This video just made my day!! Not only do men grab your fabric scissors and destroy them, but your good towels too!

  • @ProductCreationFormula
    @ProductCreationFormula 3 года назад +80

    I am from Australia and I think this is so funny. Especially the end when the guys inside his brain watch the interaction. That is a typical blokes way of reacting. I love it.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 3 года назад +4

      Its nice to know we are ALL the same, all across the world! LOL

    • @imoretullv243
      @imoretullv243 3 года назад +3

      haha yeah the stacking of the cups, and the guy eating potato chips with a birthday hat on, lol.

    • @sergeipetrov_rzn
      @sergeipetrov_rzn Год назад

      is it an Australian thing to explain the joke?

  • @dukevega1972
    @dukevega1972 5 лет назад +27

    I'm going to go out on a limb and say that a woman saying she's fine is not limited to Southern ladies, although they are among the more dangerous to cross.
    PS: Talia is an absolute comic treasure, I think she should go pro. Am I wrong?

  • @mihaelakinna2344
    @mihaelakinna2344 4 года назад +41

    He "So,we are good?"
    The two women "Yeah,press the button".At this moment I was like "buddy,you just made a big mistake"

  • @quantumphaser
    @quantumphaser 3 года назад +18

    Guys, it's really simple.
    When she says she's fine, she is NOT fine. She is just lowering your guard for the kill.

  • @stephengrahn9361
    @stephengrahn9361 5 лет назад +17

    The lady playing the wife is so cute!! i just love her skits

  • @kyleemunn9178
    @kyleemunn9178 5 лет назад +64

    “Bump the southern accent to 100%”😂

    • @lucylulusuperguru3487
      @lucylulusuperguru3487 4 года назад +3

      There's truth to that though...I will turn total country girl mixed with mad black woman (and I'm darn near lily white) the madder I get the thicker it gets.

  • @ValentinaOtoniRibeiro
    @ValentinaOtoniRibeiro 3 года назад +98

    this absolutely need a part II... I almost had an heart atack while processing that were the good scissors.. could never understand how they always seem to find the good ones..

    • @tomsmith5216
      @tomsmith5216 3 года назад +11

      I have learned to NEVER, EVER get into my wife's sewing drawer. That way, I will stay safe from using her fabric scissors inappropriately...🙂

    • @evanremillard5640
      @evanremillard5640 3 года назад +4

      I just went and a pair of my own. My southern belle was about to murder me.

    • @ronindebeatrice
      @ronindebeatrice 3 года назад +2

      They're the only pair that has "a place"

    • @thunderbutt357XD
      @thunderbutt357XD 2 года назад +2

      i mean all of that can be avoided if one points out all the stuff that should NOT be used for anything aside from their intended purpose, in a way that its completely clear to him. If hes the not listening type (i know, way too common) have him get u a chest with a lock and put all those items in there. Personally i keep track of most things in the house and know what to use and what not to use so i guess im lucky in that sense

    • @Agentfirestarter
      @Agentfirestarter 2 года назад

      I still don’t get having a pair of “good scissors”

  • @brucebrierly8497
    @brucebrierly8497 Год назад +3

    Nailed it. She's livid and he's clueless. You guys must be married!

  • @hollyfisher8811
    @hollyfisher8811 5 лет назад +45

    "Activate the STARE"🤨😁🤣~:)

  • @shalawndudley2094
    @shalawndudley2094 5 лет назад +33

    Did he just text during "The Stare"?
    Brave man.

  • @shadowandbosco
    @shadowandbosco 5 лет назад +21

    I've seen this video several times - I just love the facial stares; squinting of the eyes and when the southern accent comes out. One of my favorite lines is how much did it cost - not much - was it free - I always have a smile when I finish watching this - The other videos are very good also - loved the twilight zone. Thanks for posting these entertaining videos

  • @catherinejustcatherine1778
    @catherinejustcatherine1778 Год назад +3

    I relate to the violation of the cutting edge of the sewing scissors!
    My guess is; sewing scissors vs. utility scissors goes across cultures. I know folks from very different regions who all feel just like The Wife about it, including me.

  • @doberski6855
    @doberski6855 3 года назад +53

    Okay if you were unsure about her being mad with you. The 'my living room' statement should have nailed it for you! Start running now, I believe WalMart sells coffins now.🤣

    • @kaylizzie7890
      @kaylizzie7890 3 года назад +2

      I don’t know about Walmart but I know you can get one on Amazon.

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 3 года назад

      The 'my living room' that the man pays for and likely has to clean? THAT my living room?

    • @tylerbuckley2092
      @tylerbuckley2092 3 года назад +3

      Aisle 3 in home depot build it yourself kits lol 😆

    • @jeffweed3947
      @jeffweed3947 Год назад +1

      Costco does

  • @loriar1027
    @loriar1027 4 года назад +71

    She didn’t grill him that much. She never made him confess the cost of the mess on the floor. And after seeing the fabric scissors, I was hoping to see the method of his demise. Using my fabric scissors for anything other than fabric is grounds for divorce. My husband knows this and wouldn’t dare.

    • @CortexNewsService
      @CortexNewsService 4 года назад +6

      The method may have been too graphic for youtube.

    • @kempfreehold9450
      @kempfreehold9450 4 года назад +6

      I have a cup that is specifically for fabric scissors that says use these scissors for anything but fabric and I will cut you...but not with these scissors.

    • @inventor121
      @inventor121 3 года назад +3

      I used the fabric scissors on Kevlar fabric not expecting them to be utterly ruined by the end of it.
      After that the sewing room put a label on all the fabric scissors that says "NO KEVLAR, DO NOT LEND TO SCIENCE"

    • @NWednesdayQuansah
      @NWednesdayQuansah 3 года назад

      @@inventor121 Dude, where do you work!!!??? If you tell me, do you have to kill me!?

    • @inconnu4961
      @inconnu4961 3 года назад +1

      Divorce him! he would be the happiest man in the world! he just doesnt know it yet!

  • @davecasey4341
    @davecasey4341 4 года назад +43

    I rank a woman saying, "It's fine" right up there with "We need to talk."

    • @AKHWJ3ST
      @AKHWJ3ST 5 месяцев назад

      Oh, no. No. Nowhere close.

  • @amandanmarino
    @amandanmarino 10 месяцев назад +3

    So I'm the Midwesterner in a Midwestern-Southern relationship, and I have had to sit my love down and explain kitchen scissors, paper scissors, and fabric scissors. Any misuse, all can become stabbing scissors.

  • @MJF1958
    @MJF1958 5 лет назад +39

    No!No!No! You don't touch the fabric scissors. EVER!!!!

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +3

      Just like rummaging in her purse. Capitol Punishment Offense!

    • @edennis8578
      @edennis8578 5 лет назад

      @@lewiemcneely9143 It's worse than purse rummaging. Those scissors will never cut fabric again. They're ruined.

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад

      @@edennis8578 Oh I understand. The guy that fixes Sweetums sewing machine also sharpens the HIGH dollar hair cutting jobs and we've had several discussions about people doing strange things with strange things. He has a van with close to $500k in the back. That's why I leave the SHE DEN be!

    • @sidneygrosshar269
      @sidneygrosshar269 5 лет назад

      Take them out to the shop and grind them down to nothing. ‘My living room’. No. MY HOUSE.

    • @MJF1958
      @MJF1958 5 лет назад

      @@sidneygrosshar269 You're single, aren't you?

  • @Deken
    @Deken 4 года назад +65

    Men: When a Southern woman says, "Fine." in that tone or when you *even question* she might be mad. She is, in most cases, *very pissed off*
    Example: After leaving the room, she most likely went to break his favorite fishing rods or burn his clothes. 😂😂
    I'm kidding of course, with these examples! I certainly don't advocate vengefulness, but I won't say it doesn't happen. Y'all have heard all the same country songs I have.

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 4 года назад +5

      Thinking more of how long before anything bedroom wise or if you're even let in the bedroom other then getting clothes and a pillow.

    • @jayt9608
      @jayt9608 3 года назад

      @@brandoncaldwell95 If he was that lucky. More likely she had the locks changed while he was out and then firebombed his truck when he got home. :D

    • @marshahinson2360
      @marshahinson2360 3 года назад

      I learned that to say, I'm fine, was not quite truthful, always.
      Mama taught me not to be vengeful.

    • @micheal49
      @micheal49 3 года назад +1

      Just this past week I did that to my current future ex-wife. She frrrkt up in a major way. When called on it, she got this totally blank look (like the guy in the video). Finally, from sheer frustration, I threw up my hands and said
      "Fine."
      and walked away.
      It didn't take her 30 seconds to finally figure out that she was just this ... close to being the next ex-wife. Still has no clue how what she did was anywhere close to being wrong (like the guy in the video). My daughter had to explain.

    • @Mohawk_Productions
      @Mohawk_Productions 9 месяцев назад

      @@brandoncaldwell95but if he works graveyard shifts and sleeps all day long until 9 or 11 pm. How does that affect him in a bad way?

  • @len452000
    @len452000 5 лет назад +44

    They should've ended with her "ppl" storing "the scissor event of July 16 2019" away in a huge vault full of everything he's done wrong.
    Cause we all know she is going to bring this up in the future.

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад

      It's on the way!

    • @Thunder_Dome45
      @Thunder_Dome45 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah it'll pop out in about 5 years when they are talking about something completely different.

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад

      @@Thunder_Dome45 Or much sooner.

    • @funkybugman
      @funkybugman 5 лет назад +3

      My mom does this and its horrible. Shes such a hypocrite too bc she used to be horribly abusive, and will get incredibly mad at me if i bring anything up or try to talk to her about something from then. However, when were in small arguements she’ll bring up literally everything ive done in my life. Its so frustrating. If I’m not allowed to talk about things you did in the past and apologized for, It should go both ways. Its so frustrating. Im female btw, if that matters.
      But because of my experience i will never!EVER do that to my future partner or possible future children. Its like arguments never die and apologies dont matter.

    • @lewiemcneely9143
      @lewiemcneely9143 5 лет назад +2

      @@funkybugman Yes Mam. Some of us geezers are like that. It sure don't make it right but that's the way it is. At least you can see it and rectify it in yourself! Bless your heart, LITERALLY!

  • @audralynn7454
    @audralynn7454 2 года назад +5

    I feel your pain girl!! I'm the ONLY WOMAN in my home and I have to guard the fabiric AND the hair shears!!

  • @Saddletramp1200
    @Saddletramp1200 5 лет назад +26

    I still tremble when I hear the words "pinking shears". I'm 65 years old.

  • @mercenarymike1397
    @mercenarymike1397 5 лет назад +37

    Oh Lord, This so much reminded me of my late wife, when she said 'fine', I knew Hell was coming to breakfast

    • @brandoncaldwell95
      @brandoncaldwell95 4 года назад

      Attack a man at its core. Thats downright more cruel then using her scissors..

    • @wyattwilliams2457
      @wyattwilliams2457 3 года назад +1

      I am sorry for your loss

  • @brittanysmth90
    @brittanysmth90 5 лет назад +82

    Usually, when we women say "it's fine", it means we. are. pissed! Lol 😆

    • @planetbenji1493
      @planetbenji1493 4 года назад +11

      It would save you women so much grief if you would just calm down, collect yourselves, and just be honest about how you feel. Feeling as though you have to control men is unbelievably moronic and counterproductive. I think you women loathe men, but get married because being alone is simply too unbearable. Grow up.

    • @planetbenji1493
      @planetbenji1493 4 года назад +1

      This kind of behavior on the part of women is, no doubt, a creation of feminism. If women supposedly want equality, then they should treat US with respect.

    • @jaymercha3859
      @jaymercha3859 4 года назад

      If your pissed say "I M PISSED" do not play head games.

    • @aliceakosota797
      @aliceakosota797 4 года назад

      May I ask why a mom scolds kids (when they are angry) letting everything out in one go but with her partner she wants him to guess what she needs or wants?

  • @Todd82TA
    @Todd82TA 3 года назад +8

    OMG, I almost died when she pointed out the scissors. I do that all the time, my wife gets so pissed.