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  • Опубликовано: 23 июн 2024
  • One of the most fun sets to perform from my special 'Gainfully Employed'. Think of it as BTS of all the different standup shows we've done over the years. Do you see yourself in any one of the shows I am talking about here?
    Live shows in Pune, Bangalore, Mumbai and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
    Join the mailing list: forms.gle/6Ltj9Uqs3XjgGdxq8
    This is a totally independent production, do consider contributing:
    India, UPI: chaltahaicomedy@axisbank
    International: www.paypal.com/paypalme/Punit...
    All updates here:
    Insta: / punitpania
    Twitter: / punit_pania
    Facebook: / punitgpania
    CREDITS:
    Direction: Waquar Rehman ( / waquar_rehman )
    Editing & Post Production: Aseem Mathur, Neona Films ( neonafilms.com/ )
    Sound Design: Sreejith Menon.( / eclecticuniverseaudio )
    Video & location sound recording : Yash & Team
    Subtitles: Kartik Puraswani
    #StandUpComedy #PunitPania #corporatelife
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  • @PunitPania
    @PunitPania  Месяц назад +16

    Live shows in Pune, Bangalore, Mumbai and online: linktr.ee/PUNITPANIA
    Join the mailing list: forms.gle/6Ltj9Uqs3XjgGdxq8

  • @rahulandrdb
    @rahulandrdb Месяц назад +146

    There is no winning in life. Life is an open book exam- disappointment if you fail, guilt if you pass.
    Pure Genius of Punit.

    • @learningparkshapingthedest3489
      @learningparkshapingthedest3489 Месяц назад +9

      Punit packs an ocean in a drop.

    • @RamKumar-md6se
      @RamKumar-md6se Месяц назад +1

      Innovate/do something of your own
      Even if it doesn't answer the question of your life ,which is imposed by some mindless society.
      I have a garden, spend time whenever I get chance, water the plants.I am glad I got gardening as hobby since my childhood 🌱🥀🌺🌳

    • @adarsh5035
      @adarsh5035 Месяц назад

      can you explain this line

  • @kailashpaliwal636
    @kailashpaliwal636 Месяц назад +151

    No tanmay bhat was harmed In this video😂😂

    • @user-mk3ju1nc1g
      @user-mk3ju1nc1g Месяц назад +10

      Bassi

    • @abhimanayu123
      @abhimanayu123 Месяц назад +9

      Its a dig at current trends in the scene not towards any individual

  • @Prachi_Vaidya_Dublay
    @Prachi_Vaidya_Dublay Месяц назад +73

    "Life is an open book exam, disappointment if you fail, guilt if you pass. " I was waiting for this Pania spl punch so eagerly! Kudos! ♥

    • @myownperfectdisaster
      @myownperfectdisaster Месяц назад +2

      That line hit hard. Every time I look at Palestine I feel exactly like this.

  • @satishnaik815
    @satishnaik815 Месяц назад +46

    10:43 -- 10:58
    "Time does not need your help.
    Time kills itself.
    And, eventually it will kill you also".
    It is indeed 'Timeless Wisdom'.
    Make a SHORT of it.
    Satsang is bearing fruit now.

  • @shakeelctc
    @shakeelctc Месяц назад +21

    No one can beat Punit in his scathing sarcasm...it's next level...he is blunt.. incisive and funny...

  • @MrRaiSahaab
    @MrRaiSahaab Месяц назад +29

    Punit Pani is the answer to the question "If George Carlin was an Indian"

  • @mustakahmed5834
    @mustakahmed5834 Месяц назад +5

    Not sure how many people can really follow his comedy. What a class

  • @vishalvinod2410
    @vishalvinod2410 Месяц назад +5

    You aren’t a comic!!
    You are “a poet who performs magic!!!”🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @R0Zoro
    @R0Zoro Месяц назад +32

    "Simply staying independent is an act of revolution."
    -Lord Punit Pania
    🔥🔥🔥👌👏👏

  • @nitinjadhav6289
    @nitinjadhav6289 Месяц назад +32

    sir, you are the smartest comedian i have ever listened to.

  • @lazy_pandaa
    @lazy_pandaa Месяц назад +38

    "Getting married ends up being lack of ideas"
    Absolute gold. I will edit that section to send it to my married friends. :D

  • @aumthacker6615
    @aumthacker6615 Месяц назад +36

    If You Like This Stand Up Comedian , Then You have A Very good Taste Of Happiness💛

    • @harshadk3240
      @harshadk3240 Месяц назад +2

      Very Very True. I wish all get this taste of happiness . This is the perfect example of art for eye opening of those who are darnly busy in filtering on Instagram. Kabhi kabhi lagta hai apne India ki economy ka bullock cart chalne ke liye US ne instagram ka invention kiya hai.😅

  • @Rhythmicflections
    @Rhythmicflections Месяц назад +11

    An artist who knows how to use wordplay for expressing the irony of life 😊

  • @ignorasmus
    @ignorasmus Месяц назад +29

    As a person without an MBA, an Instagram account or a corporate job in India/ America, pursuing engineering for the love of it, I almost feel guilty laughing at this...

  • @antyest
    @antyest Месяц назад +6

    "you want to try a difficult game;... try life" simply profound Punit bhai. You are heading the Osho way 😊

  • @makeitnik
    @makeitnik Месяц назад +6

    I was 19 when I discovered your first video
    I am 25 now and can relate with you to the bone for some reason since
    I wish I am not out of place.

  • @rahulandrdb
    @rahulandrdb Месяц назад +12

    Life is an exam- Disappointment if you fail, guilt if you pass.
    Thanks Punit!

  • @harshgandhi2689
    @harshgandhi2689 Месяц назад +10

    15:30 Even atheists cannot say no to Lord Lakshmi 😊

  • @dhaivat.sarvaiya
    @dhaivat.sarvaiya Месяц назад +6

    Simply staying independent is an act of revolution 🔥🔥🔥🫡🫡........Punit sir is making his every content so truthful and though provoking that this content in the future will still be relevant.......This is the type of content that the society deserves.
    "Live Long Punit Pania. More wishes to you ❤"

  • @rachz27
    @rachz27 Месяц назад +5

    People need brains to understand your humour Punit. Loved it ❤

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream Месяц назад +3

    He is really a revolutionary comic and superb human❤

  • @ghanshyamverma2335
    @ghanshyamverma2335 Месяц назад +4

    Love listening to your comedy ❤ The way you address serious issues in sarcastic way is just great ❤

  • @Marcus-mp2mr
    @Marcus-mp2mr Месяц назад +9

    I've been thinking about this line from my school diary of late- Man talks of killing time but time quietly kills them

  • @thevijaykumar
    @thevijaykumar Месяц назад +9

    "Unko pata hai inke pass time bohot hai akal kam hai" perfectly describes the youth and condition of our country.

  • @TEXAS2459
    @TEXAS2459 Месяц назад +6

    OMFG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣☠☠☠☠ "kILLING TIME.......tu hai kon tu MAHAAKAL hai kya bench...."
    that was EPIC!!

  • @rachitthegr8
    @rachitthegr8 7 дней назад

    “Pav bhaji kaha par hai”!!!. 🤣🤣
    Couldn’t agree more Punit!. What a class narration.. 🎉

  • @ameysvlog9615
    @ameysvlog9615 Месяц назад +1

    Amazing set sir... Specially the last lines, Stay Independent sir, you are having gold

  • @vatsalagravat7165
    @vatsalagravat7165 Месяц назад +8

    "Life is an open book exam. Disappointment if you fail, guilt if you pass"
    - Guruji's punchline always hits hard 🙏
    Sirji for seekers like us please upload full show

  • @SanjeevKumar-ej5st
    @SanjeevKumar-ej5st Месяц назад +4

    There is no winning in life,
    Life is an Open-book exam,
    Disappointment if you Fail, Guilt if you Pass.

  • @iAlfie
    @iAlfie Месяц назад +1

    Sir aapka style unique hai... Thanks for the video.

  • @male1991
    @male1991 Месяц назад +3

    Loved ❤ your comedy again... Wish you millions

  • @satish17sin
    @satish17sin Месяц назад +1

    The most intelligent and funny comedian of our time .. love you bro at 42 of doing everything you mentioned 😂❤

  • @hassanmoynul4601
    @hassanmoynul4601 Месяц назад +1

    What a comedy men! Wow

  • @VarunKumar-fn4fm
    @VarunKumar-fn4fm Месяц назад +6

    Tanmay 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nagraj2k1
    @nagraj2k1 Месяц назад +1

    Killler set once again….the finest comic in India

  • @nafisalam9102
    @nafisalam9102 Месяц назад +1

    Best set from this show, laughs were very frequent. Even in terms of directions it excels. It will be hard surpass this set, hope you do it very soon.

  • @The_Authentic_Guy
    @The_Authentic_Guy Месяц назад +1

    Bhai I just adore you. I attended your online show Because you never came to Siliguri. U are the best. Waiting for your announcement of Siliguri tour since forever 😅. But I know you will not come. Because " There is no winning in life"😊

  • @bzzbrynofficial7444
    @bzzbrynofficial7444 Месяц назад +4

    Tanmay be like -
    Muje kyu toda😢
    😂

  • @Robin-sj6qh
    @Robin-sj6qh Месяц назад +3

    Great set. Finest comedian 💎

  • @amitbhandari4025
    @amitbhandari4025 Месяц назад +4

    Big fan from Kathmandu ❤

  • @TheRao86
    @TheRao86 Месяц назад +1

    Pure Genius

  • @ramthyagarajan
    @ramthyagarajan Месяц назад +2

    Thanks

  • @zieeth
    @zieeth Месяц назад +2

    No bassi was harmed

  • @zieeth
    @zieeth Месяц назад +1

    Omg omg. So relatable.

  • @playwithmadan753
    @playwithmadan753 Месяц назад +3

    Love from Nepal brother

  • @insaneAB
    @insaneAB Месяц назад +1

    one of the best comedians

  • @nananou1687
    @nananou1687 Месяц назад +1

    This guy is brilliant!

  • @integer9655
    @integer9655 Месяц назад

    lots of deep meaning to learn. thanks a lot for this nice gift.

  • @pradiptabaliarsingh6204
    @pradiptabaliarsingh6204 Месяц назад +1

    Punit pania one of best satire comic in India 🇮🇳...love his sense of humor.

  • @sahilsharma-bp7fi
    @sahilsharma-bp7fi Месяц назад +1

    Consent is surely invovled 😂

  • @WittyScoop
    @WittyScoop Месяц назад +1

    Love your work!

  • @prabhjeetsingh6305
    @prabhjeetsingh6305 Месяц назад +1

    more than comedy, these are life lessons

  • @PratishKhedekar
    @PratishKhedekar Месяц назад +1

    निशब्द ❤

  • @MohammadImran-hl1hk
    @MohammadImran-hl1hk Месяц назад

    😂😂😂arre bhai...always advance payment

  • @YV-2000
    @YV-2000 Месяц назад

    You are the real Punit the Superstar.

  • @chandal804
    @chandal804 Месяц назад +2

    Can someone please explain the punch: life is an open book exam...?

    • @theace691
      @theace691 Месяц назад +1

      life me jeeto ya haro khushi dono se hi nahi milti.

  • @shreyashsonawane5248
    @shreyashsonawane5248 Месяц назад +2

    Awesome set.
    Decade of ignorance 🔥

  • @insaneAB
    @insaneAB Месяц назад +1

    amazing....

  • @tarungugliya386
    @tarungugliya386 Месяц назад

    One of the smartest stand up comedians we have in India. Great work !

  • @ankks66
    @ankks66 Месяц назад +1

    He is such a classic artist... amongst very few...

  • @brijminderarora
    @brijminderarora Месяц назад

    Too good Punit Bhai.

  • @ae.ron-men_ezes
    @ae.ron-men_ezes Месяц назад

    Beech beech ke yorkers 👌. Fan of your Wit.

  • @kevin7dave
    @kevin7dave Месяц назад

    Superr 👌

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream Месяц назад

    14:40 country has changed so drastically, you are too busy with filters to notice it😂 what a line 👏👏👏👏

  • @mirzaafzal6596
    @mirzaafzal6596 Месяц назад +2

    Well said 👍👍👍

  • @meshivamsharma
    @meshivamsharma Месяц назад +1

    Excellent gazab

  • @chetandalvi2161
    @chetandalvi2161 Месяц назад +1

    Great writing 👍

  • @DreamEspirits
    @DreamEspirits Месяц назад

    Each line is more valuable than good sir...Love from❤❤❤

  • @ChillaxxBro
    @ChillaxxBro Месяц назад

    every single line was a life lesson :D

  • @subirbhaduri
    @subirbhaduri Месяц назад

    brilliant. As always!

  • @sailaab
    @sailaab Месяц назад +1

    Some of the most claps came at the Jagdish Vasudev line.😁
    Goes to show what Sadhguru fellow is.

  • @dr.dharmesh.bhadja
    @dr.dharmesh.bhadja Месяц назад

    too heavy as a comedy sirji... but worth listening... WELL PLAYED!

  • @kingshashi2007
    @kingshashi2007 Месяц назад +1

    He’s actually good

  • @KeepItSimple108
    @KeepItSimple108 Месяц назад

    I will contribute to your show. I loved it

  • @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo
    @AADITYAKUMAR-rr2wo Месяц назад +1

    Punit bhaai, huge fan

  • @the_foxbat
    @the_foxbat Месяц назад

    So damn good....

  • @ianandjordan
    @ianandjordan Месяц назад +1

    No Bassi was harmed in this video

  • @richardroute5402
    @richardroute5402 Месяц назад

    Awesome

  • @kunalshah9641
    @kunalshah9641 Месяц назад

    The craziest part of his all jokes have very deep meaning and it's so true and hardcore reality check for lots of people ☝

  • @PandaTheAB
    @PandaTheAB Месяц назад

    Hilarious epic set 😂😁

  • @samshulsayyad3635
    @samshulsayyad3635 Месяц назад +1

    Guruji never fails to roast the painful realities of life 🎉❤

  • @lost_martian
    @lost_martian Месяц назад

    Punit Pania never disappoints.. I hope to see your show someday in-person ❤

  • @pk2311
    @pk2311 Месяц назад

    Part where you talked of Blissful Ignorance, so subtle and relatable ! Blessed are those who get to enjoy this, but fortunate are those who get to come out of it once it's time !
    गुमशुदगी ही अस्ल में यारो राह-नुमाई करती है
    राह दिखाने वाले पहले बरसों राह भटकते हैं
    ~ हफ़ीज़ बनारसी
    Punit, Kamra & Danny, trio of the most genuine and intellectual comedians, rather say krantikari log ! Given the circumstances, it's worthy to honor you guys as rebels ! You never know when UAPA, NSA knocks at the door ! God forbid.
    And yeah, bss Kamra ki galti yhi hai ki, he does all of this in Hindi !
    Anyways whatever happens #हम_देखेंगे ।

  • @adityanarayandash
    @adityanarayandash Месяц назад

    Life is an open textbook exam, disappointment if failed, guilt if passed! That's a quotable quote sir. Killed it. Have been watching stand up comedy for 6-7 years, I guess this is peak evolution.

  • @mdnazeer6025
    @mdnazeer6025 Месяц назад

    Enjoyed.

  • @Satrangi222
    @Satrangi222 Месяц назад +1

    Country has changed so much, you're too busy in your filters to notice. Deep wisdom!

  • @nishantgupta8543
    @nishantgupta8543 Месяц назад

    u killed it punit😂😂😂😂

  • @sarnan10
    @sarnan10 Месяц назад +2

    "YOU REQUIRE 10 YEARS OF IGNORANCE TO REACH PUNIT PANIA"
    Absolutely true in my case😐🙏🏻🥲

  • @AndroidTheLeader
    @AndroidTheLeader Месяц назад +1

    The Osho of Comedy ❤

  • @abhaysinha2093
    @abhaysinha2093 Месяц назад

    Almost every time i end up laughing at myself watching ur videos
    And now i have realised that comedy is supposed to do the same

  • @chetankale
    @chetankale Месяц назад +2

    i watched this set live

  • @fayazchoudhari9022
    @fayazchoudhari9022 Месяц назад +1

    You awesome bro 👊

  • @acchatt
    @acchatt Месяц назад +1

    Excellent content ❤😂

  • @tonoychakraborty813
    @tonoychakraborty813 Месяц назад +1

    This guy's a genius but is heavily underrated tho

  • @sapandream
    @sapandream Месяц назад

    4:34 Khatri be like "MUJHE Q TOODAA" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MF_DOOM99
    @MF_DOOM99 Месяц назад +1

    Maut aa rahi hai😂

  • @MrLeonardnaidu
    @MrLeonardnaidu Месяц назад

    You are an ARTIST. Genius writing

  • @ActingKaQeeda
    @ActingKaQeeda Месяц назад

    This was all about Pun hi Pun ya!

  • @riteshkumar2686
    @riteshkumar2686 Месяц назад

    Excellent