I had some guests like this while waiting tables in college. They stopped everyone who passed and asked random questions. They stopped one waiter what the little packets on the table were for. He had to explain to them that they are sweeteners for coffee. Then he said, "but if you are really into it you can add them to your food as well." Their response was just a serious, "ohhhhhhh" and a look of the world finally making sense on their faces.
Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp. The genie grants each of them one wish. The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted. The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted. The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.
3 guys are stranded in a desert. God grants them the power to where whatever they say, they turn into once they get to the top of a Sandy hill Guy 1runs to the hill and says Bird! And flies home Guy 2 run up the hill and says Horse! And runs home in no time Guy 3 trips on a rock running to the hill and instinctively says shit! And turns into a steaming pile of shit.
FINALLY A PERSON I CAN AGREE WITH!!! Btw ive never seen you in the comment section before... are you new to the area?!? Want to eat my sprei poop))!!"=???
I like how the co worker handling the mic keeps on trying to make sure every word she speaks gets put into the mic even when she is fucking drowning... like a boss.
when you forgot to- FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN YOU TOOK SHET. WELL IT WAS ONE YASSS DISS-CUSS-TANG!!! sin cos tan... DIS CUS tan! howdidimakeamathequasionoutofthis.com
THIS IS TOO GOOD!! HA I HAVRNT LAUGHED LIKE THIS ON A WHILE. I watched this at midnight and woke my parents up. I got on so much trouble but it was worth it!😂😂😂😂
Ethan they were squatters.. meaning they don't pay rent. Someone owns that house and they just basically took it 9ver. Alot of that trash deserves to be evicted. I mean with the property value there they could BUY a house so cheaply but instead they buy crack.
That's not what you are supposed to do in that situation. If someone is drowning or panicking - they could pull you down. Whoever threw the life saver (and to a lesser extent the guy with the boom pole) was doing the right thing.
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Platski woah 5 hrs ago
Platski I
Yuvraj Atwal :)
Platski ok papa
15:00 Romanian
Please stop misusing the word savage.
Sincerely,
Everyone
+ian drinkbleach - you are entirely at the mercy of juvenile angst.
Scott K nah nerd
U probably think savage is getting lan A on the test
please stop misspelling "missusing".
sincerely,
me.
Donald Trump hey there
CABAGE
1:40 my family at dinner😂😂
Mirza Kadic I
Mirza Kadic SAME
Mirza Kadic honestly that's why everyone stopped eating at the table and started eating at fast food places sometimes
Lilian Barron hahahahahah
Oml😂
1:40 that's one cheap table
Loaf Blocke made in China
Ikea kit
*MADE IN CHINA*
The dude drinking the flower vase water at 4:00 IS THE BEST
Veronika Wilson I wonder why no one laughed when that happened
And the horny rabbit for 2nd best
Veronika - prob no one noticed. Or the crew wanted to keep their jobs.
I was watching it as I scrolled past your comment 0_0
Veronika Wilson haha
4:07
"*Hmmm, Is this organic?*"
RİCK AND MORTYYYY
CitrusFenno RICK AND MORTY
should be de-toxified Morty
y'all fucking toxic i didn't know this is a rick and morty reference
Ded
a fuck truck, me like
WiLLiAM jump in a fuck. Try ck you become a fuck duck
me like, meh too
Don't you mean like me
Oh hell no
#fucktruck
9:35 I have never seen anyone so uncomfortable.
Sooooo done
That poor guy
😂😂😂 im dead i cant stop watching that last one
I had some guests like this while waiting tables in college. They stopped everyone who passed and asked random questions. They stopped one waiter what the little packets on the table were for. He had to explain to them that they are sweeteners for coffee. Then he said, "but if you are really into it you can add them to your food as well." Their response was just a serious, "ohhhhhhh" and a look of the world finally making sense on their faces.
That woman is a nut job
1:24 I loved how that guy just pulled out his 7 inch chain and tried to help
SAVAGE LEVEL 420%
2% of the clips were people actually being savage, the other 418% were accidents.
Infant Motorist ikr
Welcome to Click Bait
WHO ARE THOSE WHICH ARE ACTUALLY BEING SAVAGE?
I agree
Ur Mum 1:30
1:36 when he said table wars I didn't think he was serious
BAM BAM'S coins mk
BAM BAM'S coins you're hilarious this made it 10 times funnier!!
the tables have turned on him
The middle is Marvel LMAO
Anyone got link to this video plz? 😂😂😂
1:36 top ten best anime fights
gaming nerd 99 top 10 best anime original comment
gaming nerd 99 lelelelel i died at here
SHAKIR!SHAKIR!SHAKIR!
True, us Arabs are super warriors😭😭😂🤣
I'm Arabic and I hate anime
7:39 I’m dead
Is no one gonna talk about my man drinking from a plant
The Flash Organic ?
The Flash nigga was thirsty
That was funny
The Flash 😂😂 i also like that mad man who drinks water from the plats 😂
At first I thought that was a ridiculous garnish on a Bloody Mary or something
1:40 When the tables are off at primary school and you try to fix them
Ur right
The Cool Shoeshine is ur world spinning to fast
Yeah, I wear fine lead Nike shoes, to keep myself tethered to the days I tried to lose 😂
OMG I DIED THANK U FOR THIS!!!
Lauren Davidson lol ur welcome
I like it when that chick fell in the water and the audio guy is like "gotta get that audio" 😂😂😂
Joshua Devanney thanks man finally someone appreciate that soundguy doing
He was trying to pull her in with it
^^^ Doesn't get the joke
And whats that one guy thinking she is interviewing? first thing he grabs his his chain? like thats going to really help LOL
Joshua Devanney ikr 😂
3:16 Fucktruck xD
3:15*
lol
Lmao
1:23 guy takes off necklace and performs exorcism as he believes demon has possessed body
Y Beast hè Just says "come this way!" In Dutch
Inderdaad
omg you made my day!
That one seemed staged as hell
While handing her a boom (Mic) with an electric current running through it..LMAO
L mao the fucktruck
fucktruck rofl
MangoSauce
FROM THE CREATORS OF BANGBUS: FUCKTRUCK.
Jaybird9876 seriously underrated comment
*LOL XD*
ECKS DEEEEEEE
1:25 I thought he was trying to help her so she could hold the mic. Turns out he was just doing his job...
Edit: OMG!! THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES!!
Help me get 100 for Harambe me too
3:16 classic internet culture
Well i say good job boom op
Haha yeah I also thinking about that haha
Josey Bojangles Phantom power to that shotgun mic would not be enough to cause her harm.
5:55 thanks me later :d
5:57. Most Savage.
I sure can.
1:20 I luv how that guy removed his chain to help the woman🤔🤔😂😂😂😂😂
fuck truck LMAO I almost died
Endigamingshow 814 same
Endigamingshow 814 same
XD me to
Endigamingshow 814 me too
he watches to much porn
*9:31** depression*
"save me."
lol
"kill me"
Hello darkness, my old friend
My son wanted a dog, and I bought him a dog, and I was trying to find another dog
3:16 omg I can't get enough of it 😂
3:24 14 year old me sneaking out of the house to go drinking
We all know you don't drink stop trying to act all hard
James Yi that was more savage than anything in this video
Darth Opinion is
Chuck norris hides under his bed from you
7:52 that’s literally my excuse every time I’m laughing at something bad
and this is my excuse for unoriginal commenting
L. Watson Same.
Same
Three guys are stranded in a desert. By a stroke of luck, they find a magic genie lamp.
The genie grants each of them one wish.
The first guy wishes to be back home. Wish granted.
The second guy wishes the same. Wish granted.
The third guy says, "It feels very lonely here now, I wish my friends were with me…” Wish granted.
And they're back to square one
And their dead
lol i thought this is an old joke ...
3 guys are stranded in a desert.
God grants them the power to where whatever they say, they turn into once they get to the top of a Sandy hill
Guy 1runs to the hill and says Bird! And flies home
Guy 2 run up the hill and says Horse! And runs home in no time
Guy 3 trips on a rock running to the hill and instinctively says shit!
And turns into a steaming pile of shit.
pennyfish89 all of them is idiot im surely want infinite wishes
1:20 if i see a drowning person i always try handing them my necklace too..... and possibly my mic. on a stick if i had one......
If I see a woman drowning I will try to handing my dick to her.
VyCanis Majoris lmao
VyCanis Majoris haha lol
VyCanis Majoris she would have no choice then to grab it
"drowning" people can swim you know
9:40 you can see it in his eyes.. he just wants that woman to stop talking
VT Zdorovetskiy ii
Spokane
Vern Cooper nah I live in WA it's more like Seattle
VT Zdorovetskiy right😂
Lol!
0:30 father of the year
Hysterical!
Chyzzle who's that hottie, though! Blimey! 😘😂
OMG HA
Your pic suits it
4:44 The way the old interviewer just fucking smacks the guy away and goes back to answering like nothing fucking happened is just so badass.
3:15 "four firefighters are hurt after a fucktruck" LOL DIED SO HARD
akahomie100 are heart
akahomie100 .
.
akahomie100 I
smh. typed this on iphone ok. it was auto correct.
Fire fighters join my fuck truck I mean my fire truck wait no I do mean fuck truck
0:28 OMG
best father ever
amanda
Amanda Segerberg baby dropped
LMFAO😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Teh front flip though
10:23 savage 😂😂😂
How? 10:23 Doesn't even exist
Is that the joke? 😂🤦♀️
Iz Karma you’re actually dumb.
4:02
The guy is actually drinking from flower vase. He must be high or something 😂
ultimate troll
Very likely he was trolling for the camera.
Vinay Seth can confirm, friends and I do it whenever we see reporters
I love how every time someone says something bad on air, the camera man just turns away and zooms in on random shit
RageIssues haha so true😂
Like if that is gonna help
FINALLY A PERSON I CAN AGREE WITH!!! Btw ive never seen you in the comment section before... are you new to the area?!? Want to eat my sprei poop))!!"=???
oh shut the fuck up bitch
This woman for President in 2020 @ 9:01.
Yes
anonymous... She couldn't be any worse than Drump.
ConcordClark but isnt drump better than hilaly clitton so its ok, I dunno
nazi*
ConcordClark 69th like
4:10 nice plant juice
That guy dropped the egg on purpose.
and you made this comment to kill braincells
Donald Trump lmao dudes a genius
i mean, i came from MrBeast to shittalk about everything i see.
3:15 a fuck truck 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂WTF BRO 😂😂😂😂
Rekter 2005
FROM THE CREATORS OF BANGBUS: FUCKTRUCK.
5:55 most savage
and you comment, was boring as all hell
Too bad that it's fake. The guy talking has a RUclips channel with more of these videos using the different station graphics in Cincinnati.
Donald Trump omg , no way
it was fake
I'm unsubscribing. You dont have ones
3:22 when it's past your curfew and u dont want your mom to see u
U know when ur savage? when ur drinking milk while having cereal
I'm a savage everyday?😂
Damn chill g
Nikhil Thomas don't question yourself😉
I only have my cereal with orange juice.
TheGamingBoy XD
4:03 haha nice one
waka faka lol dude was a straight up savage
waka faka .
That weatherman just keeps laughing, knowing he is gonna get the sack right after.
Tedric Sanders lol
Tedric Sanders lol
Lol!
Ayeee Toronto and Hamilton my home townn
I like how the co worker handling the mic keeps on trying to make sure every word she speaks gets put into the mic even when she is fucking drowning... like a boss.
3:12 No Problem.. lets alle join the Fucktrucksquad
it's got me wondering where I might be able to buy myself a fucktruck of my own
Suraj Opinion is Never Better i want a fuck truck lmao
i have found my twin
JonnyGoldApple lol hey xdd
TrueGapple :P
3:24 gta 6 heists confirmed
too funny m8
Love Hungary 😂😂
Hahaha
Brick Motion kk
LOL
1:18 me trying to impress my crush
Gameking 49 yay Dutch memes
Gameking 49 And that where i live >_
0:29 father is the best
"After a Fuck Truck" a what truck?
Ariat Cowboy XDDDD
0:26 when u forgot your binoculars
when you forgot to-
FLUSH THE TOILET WHEN YOU TOOK SHET.
WELL IT WAS ONE YASSS
DISS-CUSS-TANG!!!
sin cos tan... DIS CUS tan!
howdidimakeamathequasionoutofthis.com
FUTURE KILLER 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
FUTURE KILLER when youtube has slowmotion 😎😎😎😎😎
romanian power
Ya Jeff is stuck
Me:god damnit jeff😂
my name is jeeeffff
Mister Dodge difff*
My name is jeff
god:why did i create humans?
1:36 Middle East in a nutshell. Irresistibly progressive.
The Middle East was turned to shit after greedy capitalists went over and started wars.
Samim Lol u got me cracking up
Samim 😂
The bunnies hahaha
Queen Everything 6:55 if you didn't find them.
2:42 the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard
Magicgoat55 AJ 😂😂😂😂😂
Is this women literally a 2 year old?
Magicgoat55 AJ
Lol ur right😂
Ikr 😂😂😂
1:31 "HOLD UP LET ME FILM THIS"
They're national television, the camera man would be the last one to stop what he's doing and help her
News lady : since fire fighters got hit at a fuck I mean fire truck flipped
Me:BAHHAHAHAHAHAH 😅😆😆😆😅😅THE NEWS IS NOW INTERESTING
6:00 is The Best XD =)))
Energy Official i think 11:52 is the best
I don't know how he kept a straight face.
5:46
4:10 hmmm let me try this new water
what im not the real melaine im her biggest fan
Crybabies!
'We will announce the third rabbit's name in 9 months" THAT GOT ME LAUGHING SO HARD!
Pixelated - agar but actually rabbits give birth in like 2 months
I like the reporters who laughs and not take it too seriously.
0:40 His laugh 😂😂😂😂😂
E2fetty ltrain -ehehehh-
E2fetty ltrain lol
E2fetty ltrain I
Lol! The lady at 3:16 said "f*ucktruck" 😂, she made me choke on my juice 😂
I watched it like 20 times and died each time
3:15
Anny Torres lol I couldn't stop it's so funny 😂😂😂😂
Thank u for all the likes guys!
Anny Torres lolololololol after that lol
"Uh, uh-huh, Jeff, Jeff is stuck."
9:19 "I moved from California..."
Yeah, we can tell.
That last lady though.. lmao
I moved from California
I know
No u dont know ....and so on got me 😂😂😂
1:36 if you don't laugh you have no soul😂😂😂
dino eldin jr. d. delantar I did
Emperor Borg Palpatine ,jujxd
That's just dumb....why....
5:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Anny Torres fake
Lil Pooh you are the fake one
Anny Torres 69. likes
Damn..😂😂😂😂😂
THIS IS TOO GOOD!! HA I HAVRNT LAUGHED LIKE THIS ON A WHILE. I watched this at midnight and woke my parents up. I got on so much trouble but it was worth it!😂😂😂😂
5:50 some times i love where i live (fl)
Same
Saw Ur comment on ricegums vid
Same
Sarah ! I’m in FLORIDA
Sarah ! Já
5:55 MASTER SAVAGE
Lev K 😂😂😂
Lev K LOOOOOOOOOOOL
legend
FUCK I'M DYING XD
That's not even the one he's famous for
6:34😂
DeadOn Arrival That man is smooth AF
DeadOn Arrival 6:56 is the funniest
DeadOn Arrival u have 100 likes
3:18 "After a Fuck Truck-Firetruck"
LAUGHING SO HARD XD
1:20-1:35
Lady : *trying to get out of the water *
Me : * laughing really hard I can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣 *
Hannah Kenton welcome to the NL
I can’t believe there is a family out there that is so bad,
They got kicked out of a neighborhood in Detroit
Ethan lmao just thought about that.
Ethan I live near Detroit everyone there is a bunch of low live drug dealers and attics living off of unemployment checks
Ethan they were squatters.. meaning they don't pay rent.
Someone owns that house and they just basically took it 9ver. Alot of that trash deserves to be evicted. I mean with the property value there they could BUY a house so cheaply but instead they buy crack.
HAHA LOL fu** truck 🤣 3:15
lol
😂😂😂 i started dying at 0:30. Shit was funny asf
i cried three times today but this video made me happy :)
Allen Walker Hope you are okay it will get better don't cry☺️😇
Allen Walker sounds good, let me send you who give a fuck
fuck your feelings
Did he call
0:23 ,ma simt un adevarat patriot
Andrei Miron și io
Si eu
👀
👉👌
si io
We will announce the third rabbit in 9 months
3:28
When u are a ninja 😂😂😂
5:58ahhhhhhhhaggggghhhh 😂🤣🤣🤣😁😂
Xuting Liu i??
Fake!
Evan Langguth I know
That laugh at 00:42 😂😂😂😂
CarbonCrossroads green goblin
Dbz meme
NAPPA:TELL ME HES savage level
Vegeta:ITS OVER 9000!!!!!!!
0:50 - She should be right at home, LOL!!
05:56
A meme is born
Vince Phan forced meme, that video is faked
Vince Phan Yep 😂
0:30 poor fucking kid, he literally bounced on the floor. Hope he didn't get significant damage.
And I he prolly broke his arm and or shoulder XD
Is it bad that I laughed
Nah kids are all gummy at that age he'll be fine.
Hell be meme quality when he's all developed wrongly.
Vince Gordon lol
4:06 Savage AF 😂😂
Abby XD a Buonaaa appetite
Abby XD XP
Abby XD You're hot, what's your Snapchat?
Janssen Garcia Santos It's a Secret ;)
so savage
I don't know why but I can't stop grinning at 7:39 till 8:57 😂😂😂😂
5:58 you can thank me later
Ali Tookhi thanks... I guess
Chrisantonio np 😉
Ali Tookhi i
Ali Tookhi thx savagery times 4000000000000000000000000
cronic overlord np 😉
1:40 Batman fans vs superman fans in nut shell yeah I said it
my fav lol
You mean marvel vs dc fans
super Tommio chbi
true lol
super Tommio why I read your comment w Chris Rock's voice lmao
3:27 *_Jesus Christ It's Jason Bourne_*
No it's Hungarian XD
Versael The hungarian
Versael
Versael
O my god
Versael I
Legends say that Jeff is still stuck to this day..
1:22 i love how nobody even bothered to jump in
Nuwanda84 why? She was swimming just fine
That's not what you are supposed to do in that situation. If someone is drowning or panicking - they could pull you down. Whoever threw the life saver (and to a lesser extent the guy with the boom pole) was doing the right thing.
1:36 an normal conversation suddenly became a WWE fight , god does work in mysterious ways
poodiepie reaction: JEFF IS STUCK!!