History of the World - According to Barbarian Invasion Total War

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @MelkorGG
    @MelkorGG  4 года назад +59

    1000 Likes and next week I will do Part 2 of Barbarian Invasion : )

    • @ke-mob634
      @ke-mob634 4 года назад +1

      I am so hyped! 😎

  • @josephikrakowski9392
    @josephikrakowski9392 4 года назад +165

    "Distance from capital being the main problem of Roman society"
    That part got me!

    • @novaterra973
      @novaterra973 4 года назад +11

      Well, it was a part of problem, that the emperors could not effectively control the entire empire and especially the far-flung border provinces crucial to the defense. One reason why Diocletian tried the Tetrarchy, and why the later emperors divided the empire between him and the co-emperor. It didn't work well as they hoped.

  • @ferblancart8669
    @ferblancart8669 4 года назад +90

    Another war innovation of this era was that for the first time people fought at night, thanks to unburnable torches that provided light but couldn't burn nor you nor your enemies

  • @majormarketing6552
    @majormarketing6552 4 года назад +103

    Can’t forget the Celts fight exactly the same way for thousand years

    • @kektuss
      @kektuss 4 года назад +19

      And they still do to this very day

    • @masterson0713
      @masterson0713 4 года назад +24

      @@kektuss drunk naked and angry!

  • @josemoreno1245
    @josemoreno1245 4 года назад +106

    P.O.O.P:
    Praetorians Obsessed with Obtaining Power

    • @kevin06289
      @kevin06289 4 года назад +6

      the praetorians kill more than half of the roman emperors!

  • @joshf7321
    @joshf7321 4 года назад +120

    AD stands for "anno domini" latin for "In the year of our lord" (the year Jesus was born). It is a very common misconception that it stands for after the death.

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +32

      Ok ok, I made 1 mistake :)

    • @bigmonkedong
      @bigmonkedong 4 года назад +7

      @@MelkorGG only one though

    • @DragnEYE
      @DragnEYE 4 года назад

      +Your Mom
      WOOOOOOO00000000000oooooooooooosh

    • @Magicpickle5
      @Magicpickle5 4 года назад +4

      @@MelkorGG I assumed this was intentional?

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +5

      @@Magicpickle5 obviously :)

  • @Ganonmustdie2
    @Ganonmustdie2 4 года назад +47

    No wonder India revolted from Britain and Vietnam broke off from the French, those distance to capital penalties were outrageous!

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 года назад +3

      Hitler liberated India by bankrupting the evil Brutish Empire. Gandhi was a hippie who wrongly took credit for that. Ghana recently took down a statue of Gandhi because he was a racist.

    • @ksanbahlyngwa1998
      @ksanbahlyngwa1998 3 года назад +1

      @@scintillam_dei would have tried conquering India themselves if they won't though

  • @киримкумбасар
    @киримкумбасар 4 года назад +111

    ah yes the saxons the most stable,organized and overall settled german tribe that stayed in germany

  • @dershogun6396
    @dershogun6396 4 года назад +66

    Just imagine a Christian priest walking through the battlefields, looking like a chaos priest shouting: "come on you pricks, smash 'em, show them roman steel" meanwhile the general tullius and his centurion somewhere in the streets of rome "hello, would you like to hear about Geezuz"

  • @fenrir7878
    @fenrir7878 2 года назад +1

    "But don't worry Germans, your time of national reunification will happen again. 1080 AD as a matter of fact" That was funny as hell. Brilliant Melkor. So basically, by that history, World War I Germany under the Kaiser was the Third Reich, because Barbarian Unified Germany was the 1st, and HRE was the 2nd. Great stuff.

  • @NotFinnish
    @NotFinnish 4 года назад +31

    This rebellion was so brutal that entire cities disappeared
    Alesia and Thermon were both burnt to the ground in history if that's anything

  • @davidcotronese6269
    @davidcotronese6269 4 года назад +46

    Your version of Christianity arrive seems very much like a Monty python episode, hilarious 😁

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 4 года назад

      Satan counterfeited the way of the truth by the Mary-worshipping heretical religion Catholicism, and the cross-worshipping Protestant branches.

    • @tylerwhaley4872
      @tylerwhaley4872 3 года назад

      @@scintillam_dei what the fuck

    • @lugiasimply6054
      @lugiasimply6054 3 года назад

      @@scintillam_dei okay are you Hussite, Orthodox, or Coptic then

    • @scintillam_dei
      @scintillam_dei 3 года назад

      @@lugiasimply6054 None. I'm working on a video proving that Catholics, "Orthodox" andProtestants are heretics, but first I have to finish the ones proving the British Empire was not the biggest, and Spain committed no genocide. It's fun to do what many claim is impossible to do.

    • @lugiasimply6054
      @lugiasimply6054 3 года назад

      @@scintillam_deiwhat the fuck kind of christian, if not religion, are you then

  • @aaronlockley9207
    @aaronlockley9207 4 года назад +9

    2nd!!! Barbarian Invasion. My most favorite single playthrough ever in Total War was on this expansion. I didn't know ANYTHING about what the expansion offered and I started as West Rome...My God, I had no idea what I was in for. The entire campaign i was on the edge of my seat

  • @abrvalg321
    @abrvalg321 3 месяца назад +2

    3:48 that's a strange school, AD is latin for Anno Domini - Year of Our Lord.

  • @andoniarmentia1024
    @andoniarmentia1024 4 года назад +19

    Remember when we settled in Greece and did nothing else? Good times.
    ~Attila

  • @prs_81
    @prs_81 4 года назад +9

    You're the most productive memer on RUclips.

  • @CaptainGrimes1
    @CaptainGrimes1 4 года назад +5

    Really wish there was a Europa Barbarorum mod covering the later period of Roman history

  • @bigbigtikiman
    @bigbigtikiman 4 года назад +11

    The amount of a-historical research you put into this video makes you a scholar of the highest caliber.

  • @theDoctorwitTardis
    @theDoctorwitTardis 4 года назад +15

    *THE REBELS* who returned to the world! xDDD lost it right there

  • @jamesren12980
    @jamesren12980 4 года назад +11

    I know this isn’t relevant to the episode but the lack of the ports is supposed to represent the decline in the Roman Empire and the lack of trade.

  • @spqrten6495
    @spqrten6495 4 года назад +3

    Love this series, hope you find great success on RUclips it’s the chalked like yours that make this platform great

  • @goganii
    @goganii 4 года назад +11

    there was actually a unit of sarmatian cavalry stationed in Britain at the time

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 года назад +4

      They were being good samaritans.

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +2

      Yeah, I know. Very interesting how it got there.

  • @selder_7
    @selder_7 4 года назад +11

    Playing time just now and my faction leader is 84, never seen that before

  • @ferblancart8669
    @ferblancart8669 4 года назад +7

    " At this time western Rome was in a serious economic depression, wich was solved by destroying smiths and drill camps far from the frontier and building ports "

  • @justinbrockway7044
    @justinbrockway7044 4 года назад +4

    I’d love to see a rebel campaign for this dlc from Melkor! :)

  • @shoretrooper74
    @shoretrooper74 4 года назад +1

    Gotta love the zombies song when Christianity comes and that song and what was playing in the background does pretty much sum it up lol

  • @RussellAdlerCIA
    @RussellAdlerCIA 2 года назад +3

    Sol Invictus temples gives more bonus to order than Mithras when upgraded

  • @keizervanenerc5180
    @keizervanenerc5180 4 года назад +8

    In Britannia the Roman citizens declared independence from the Roman Empire because the Roman legions refused to fight of an invasion of Saxons that wasn't even happening.

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 года назад

      Whoa, really?

    • @keizervanenerc5180
      @keizervanenerc5180 4 года назад +3

      @@thecatfather857 nah man this is an ingame joke. The "Romano British" faction that is based on King Arthur always spawns as a revolt against the Western Roman Empire to simulate the real world abandonment of Britain by the Roman legions in 410. The problem is that in the game the Saxons haven't even moved a tile by the time Britain revolts, making it completely unlogical.

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 года назад

      @@keizervanenerc5180 Ah.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 года назад +1

      They were left abandoned, they still begged Rome to send troops to aid them but Rome had enough of its problem to send a fleet for a very distand island

  • @mustafaamin9516
    @mustafaamin9516 4 года назад +4

    1:58 this shit had me rolling 💀

  • @TotaalJarne
    @TotaalJarne 4 года назад +3

    I like this types of videos

  • @greenacorn1151
    @greenacorn1151 4 года назад +6

    AD does not stand for “After Death”. It stands for Anno Domini and (supposedly) begins with the birth of Jesus. There is no gap between BC and AD, except for the unfortunate absence of a year 0.

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +3

      Ok. 1 mistake across the 3 episodes. But the rest is 100% true. XD

    • @maxmustermann369
      @maxmustermann369 4 года назад +2

      yeah but to be fair, the number 0 didnt exist till the 13 th century.

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 года назад +1

      He is kidding man 😆, everyone knows AD is for Anno Domini

    • @ksalphalcsihp1252
      @ksalphalcsihp1252 4 месяца назад

      POOP, remember?
      People Olter Other Perspectives... So it's based on his perspective.. 😅😅😂😂

  • @olesams
    @olesams 3 года назад +3

    "Everybody lived peacefully. And then, christianity came *intense metal*
    Dude, this is hilarious.

  • @crabbus4117
    @crabbus4117 3 года назад +1

    A.D. means “Anno Domini,” which translates to “In the year of our Lord.”

  • @thatwolfensteinguy8954
    @thatwolfensteinguy8954 4 года назад +9

    Nice Vid, i also love how in Medeival 2 Islam just exists, and the sassanaids are gone withought trace??

  • @JaSamZaljubljen
    @JaSamZaljubljen 4 года назад +3

    this is cultural gold!

  • @FaithfulOfBrigantia
    @FaithfulOfBrigantia 4 года назад

    8:25
    Yep.
    That's Lancelot and the Knights of the Round Table.

  • @polat4749
    @polat4749 4 года назад

    Great series melkor keep up the good work. I still dont subscribe but i will soon. You are like early legend of total war but different kind a way. You need to find another ideas like this tho. Have a nice day

  • @TioWiki
    @TioWiki 4 года назад +2

    Perfect music for crhistianity

    • @styx8020
      @styx8020 4 года назад

      Does anybody know the song at 2:01?

  • @richardgonzalez6409
    @richardgonzalez6409 4 года назад +8

    P.eople
    O.veranalyze
    O.ur
    P.erspective about the way we measure and perceive time in the context of the ancient world.

  • @paulokimbrillantes4250
    @paulokimbrillantes4250 3 года назад +2

    i once got my faction leader in Rome total war up to age 90 plus lol

    • @Вейн-э5б
      @Вейн-э5б 3 года назад

      Lol, I had not a faction leader but an assassin who died at 93))

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 года назад +1

    You forgot one major event: Roman betrayal of another Roman faction
    When you play as Western Roman Empire you get betrayed by the Eastern Roman Empire
    And when you play as the Eastern Roman (Byzantine) Empire you get betrayed by the Western Roman Empire (but less often then other way around)
    You should really add this issue « For some reasons, the Bye zantaine, betray the Italian Romans »

  • @jota_efe
    @jota_efe 4 года назад +1

    You forgot about the berbers! They always do... :(
    jk this is some good shit, please keep it coming

  • @aqhat3702
    @aqhat3702 4 года назад +2

    man those rebels must be emo teenagers who all hate their dads

  • @JoshuaAndrea1
    @JoshuaAndrea1 4 года назад +1

    A.D. actually stands for Anno Domini, "in the year of the lord"

  • @williamb5495
    @williamb5495 4 года назад +5

    AD means Anno Domini not after death

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +1

      Ok ok, I made 1 mistake :)

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 4 года назад

      Basically year of his dominion right?

    • @maxmustermann369
      @maxmustermann369 4 года назад

      @@lennydale92 literally translated to "in the year of the lord". got nothing to do with dominion...

    • @lennydale92
      @lennydale92 4 года назад

      @@maxmustermann369
      Ok. I meant year of his dominion but if you are telling that domini means lord then sure.

    • @maxmustermann369
      @maxmustermann369 4 года назад

      @@lennydale92 the words got the same root, but this refers to his birth. funnily enough we jumped from 1bc to 1ad. i guess the 0 wasnt a thing back then.

  • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
    @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 4 года назад +2

    Funny how a rebellion so destructive destroyed most of the cities on the map. Was it comparable to ww1/ww2?

  • @schuylerfacker7376
    @schuylerfacker7376 4 года назад +1

    Omg the poop part lmaooooooo

  • @diyvince59
    @diyvince59 4 года назад +3

    Anyone else cant skip adverts anymore?

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад

      Ayy, more money for me :)
      New RUclips changes that starts to automate ads much more. Giving me less control.

    • @diyvince59
      @diyvince59 4 года назад

      @@MelkorGG i don't mind you getting more money. But the app freezes after letting add playout. Constantly rebooting app is more annoying then the adds :)

  • @Maharaja_of_Punjab
    @Maharaja_of_Punjab 4 года назад +3

    To empire total war next

  • @MBP1918
    @MBP1918 3 года назад +1

    AD means Anno Domani

  • @GarkKahn
    @GarkKahn 4 года назад

    3:50 that's actually interesting
    In my country we have ac and dc. No, neither the electricity nor the band xD
    Ac stands for "Antes de cristo" (before christ) and Dc for "Despues de cristo" (after christ) Beginning at his birth. His death doesn't change the year we're talking about.

    • @GarkKahn
      @GarkKahn 4 года назад

      I see you made a mistake there lol
      Well at least you can read this and learn something new xD

  • @Tom-sd2vi
    @Tom-sd2vi 4 года назад +2

    What a load off bullshit.
    I like it.

  • @leonida5943
    @leonida5943 4 года назад +2

    Can yuo make one of this videos but whit rome2?

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +2

      After this Season and the classical titles are done, then there may be a 2nd season with the newer era of titles : )

    • @leonida5943
      @leonida5943 4 года назад

      @@MelkorGG OOOOO YEESSSSSSS

  • @cameroncurtis8803
    @cameroncurtis8803 4 года назад +1

    Beautiful

  • @Nik-px5yz
    @Nik-px5yz 4 года назад

    Where's part 2?

  • @wrenchworld888
    @wrenchworld888 4 года назад

    Well done!I'm Iranian.Please explain more about the Sassanids.

  • @BoJack594
    @BoJack594 4 года назад

    Hi dude, can you please make an video review of Rome total war surrectum series 1,2,3 also comparing them , the plusses and minuses of the game , that would be one of my favorite videous in your channel !

    • @BoJack594
      @BoJack594 4 года назад

      I just didnt find anything like that , on youtube , so it could be an exclusive from you)

  • @thelastroman7791
    @thelastroman7791 4 года назад +1

    A.D. means ‘Anno Domini’ (Year of our lord) in Latin.

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад

      Wow. Next you will tell me Olter is not spelt like that. XD

    • @thelastroman7791
      @thelastroman7791 4 года назад

      @@MelkorGG Excuse me?

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +2

      @@thelastroman7791 XD I know. I went to a religious school. The entire video was memeing everything.
      No worries, a lot of comments were this one, so I am trolling them all in replies. : )

    • @thelastroman7791
      @thelastroman7791 4 года назад +1

      @@MelkorGG I was just confused regarding your reply. Cool video man, hopefully you’ll make one for Attila Total War (my favorite total war game).

  • @styx8020
    @styx8020 4 года назад

    Does anybody know the song at 2:01?

  • @digelsoncardosojr.718
    @digelsoncardosojr.718 4 года назад +1

    I supose that "AD" is anno domini.

  • @swefress
    @swefress 4 года назад

    Do you use any fixes to make the game run better on modern hardware?

  • @sandrothenecromancer6810
    @sandrothenecromancer6810 4 года назад

    "until the christian arrived" Oh hai there legendtotalwar!

  • @tonyface2007
    @tonyface2007 2 года назад

    I want an expansive Empire TW2 including China, maybe starting at 1492, the age of colonisation, allow playable smaller factions that can try and hold off the colonisers, everyone in the world would have an interest, I have no interest in fighting Civil wars in China, Greece or the US tbh. Best mechanics were in Attila, avoid those horrible playing card type unit avatars, spoiled Rome 2 totally for me. I would pay over the odds for an expansive world domination game from 1492 maybe playable for a few centuries, or even a Mongol invasion game. Like you have said in other videos it would bring all the TW community together because it would be a world game. Can't wait.

  • @aleaiactaest6503
    @aleaiactaest6503 4 года назад +3

    AD stands for Anno Domini. It is Latin for "Year of our Lord". Christ was born in 3 bc, because we don't know what year he was born, but do know he died in 30 A.D., at 33 years old.

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  4 года назад +3

      Oh, my mistake. Next you'll be telling me Olter is spelt with an "A" instead of an "O" ; )

    • @thecatfather857
      @thecatfather857 4 года назад

      So this year should be 2017 instead of 2020.

    • @aleaiactaest6503
      @aleaiactaest6503 4 года назад +1

      ​@@thecatfather857 crap...
      reliving BOTW launch year, warning Etika of all the crazy new discoveries in 2020 (L is real, ff7 remake, Steve in Smash), warning Reggie not to leave nintendo, heck yeah I would go 3 years back.

    • @maxmustermann369
      @maxmustermann369 4 года назад

      @@thecatfather857 so he was 3 when the romans nailed him on the cross? i doubt that...

    • @maxmustermann369
      @maxmustermann369 4 года назад

      @@MelkorGG im sure you learned that at school as well :)

  • @Althemor
    @Althemor 4 года назад

    P. roselytizing
    O. therwise
    O. pinionated
    P. eople

  • @ejbm6900
    @ejbm6900 4 года назад

    AD doesn’t stand for after death 😂 it’s anno domini (might have spelt it wrong tho

  • @joaofranciscobento00
    @joaofranciscobento00 4 года назад +5

    1:13 😂😂

  • @geo.m1639
    @geo.m1639 2 года назад

    AD doesn’t mean after death lol

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  2 года назад +2

      XD One of my most enjoyable videos to make. Trying to get a dumb joke in nearly every sentence.

    • @geo.m1639
      @geo.m1639 2 года назад

      @@MelkorGG oh lol

    • @MelkorGG
      @MelkorGG  2 года назад +1

      @@geo.m1639 XD It is difficult to tell if people are being sarcastic or not when they post comments on the AD thing - which is why I approach it assuming you were joking.
      It was a joke - I know what AD stands for. :)

  • @talkingben7489
    @talkingben7489 2 года назад

    and... THE EMUS

  • @Вейн-э5б
    @Вейн-э5б 3 года назад +1

    At 2:48 we can see the most Christian man who has ever christianed!

  • @TheDrumstickEmpire
    @TheDrumstickEmpire 4 года назад +1

    YEEEEEEEEEE

  • @tirador_05
    @tirador_05 4 года назад +2

    im late noo

  • @midlifecrisi
    @midlifecrisi 4 года назад

    There are records of Sarmatians working in Roman armies in Britain. It's not ahistorical.

  • @trygveplaustrum4634
    @trygveplaustrum4634 4 года назад +3

    *In preparation for Medieval 2:*
    There were only two major Italian powers: Milan and Venice. The Papal States had no personal ambitions, the Sicilians were too busy becoming a North African faction, and Florence was a small insignificant town that didn't garner any attention.
    Some random disaster happened in Aleppo, and everyone around the world immediately heard about it. Nobody cared, though.
    Even though the world was rich in resources, most cities had no mines, dirt roads, ports, or land clearances to harvest the resources.
    In 1100, Spain and Portugal allied with the Moors, uniting the peninsula in an era of peace and prosperity!
    *Rome was converted into a castle for the lols.*

  • @manooxi327
    @manooxi327 4 года назад +1

    Inv

  • @randomhistoryfan5749
    @randomhistoryfan5749 2 года назад

    Ever heard of jesus?

  • @Adnanbin1985
    @Adnanbin1985 4 года назад

    ha why even bother with education when you have youtube video games

  • @DarthNicky
    @DarthNicky 4 года назад +2

    first

  • @randomhistoryfan5749
    @randomhistoryfan5749 2 года назад

    All was good, until christianity