Nateland | Ep.175 - Bathrooms
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- Опубликовано: 30 июн 2024
- This week, Dusty gives an update on his leaf collection, Brian shares stories of awkward celebrity interactions, and Aaron tells the guys about a man who fell in love with an octopus. Then, the guys get into the holiday season by talking about bathrooms. They learn about the history of the toilet, discuss the proper way to hang toilet paper, and debate whether it's rude to take your phone to the bathroom.
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0:00 - Signature stage moves
5:36 - Caroline's on Broadway and the National Comedy Center
24:50 - Weekend recap
38:50 - Comment roundup
44:44 - Brian's awkward celebrity encounters
1:14:00 - Least favorite animals
1:23:00 - Bathroom facts & trivia
1:36:09 - The first flushing toilet
1:47:00 - Bidets and tissues
1:54:00 - Best bathrooms and restroom habits
2:01:23 - Brown Friday
2:09:10 - Wrap up
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“Difficult In a Retail Store” would be the PERFECT name for Dusty’s special
Yes perfect!
That’s pretty good
😊@@MrEzekiel1982
yes! 😂
Underrated: Watching Aaron react to Dusty and Nate's back and forth.
They were killing it on this one!
I have a bat house, Dusty ...I love when it's starts to get dark, and they come flying out and gobble up the mosquitos..And, as a mail carrier, I can tell you they like to sleep inside of the lock boxes(the mail box you open with a key).. They crawl in the outgoing mail slot. I've had 3 different instances were I grabbed outgoing mail, not realizing a bat was hiding between or under the letters, and then felt something moving, and a bat flies out of my hands... I've also had them just fly out when I open the mailbox. They scare me every single time, but I haven't gotten bitten yet . Knock on wood.. Oh, and my mail route is in a regular neighborhood, town homes, in fact, with sidewalks.... I'm wondering if the other guys ever walk outside at dusk, and look around. 😂 they might be surprised that bats are pretty much everywhere🤭
We have one, too! 👍🏻
Omgoshhh!!! I sent a DM to Bates, and I challenged him and asked to have a topic on toilets! 😂 I said yall are so funny that something as dumb as toilets can be made hilarious. I am so excited and so happy that Bathrooms is the topic! Thanks Brian! I wasn’t sure if my message had been seen or read so I’m friggin jumping for joy 😂😂😂😂
"My Octopus Teacher" was an incredible Documentary.
Man.... the “Difficult In a Retail Store”.... that was one of the funniest things I've ever heard
Aaron's reaction to Dusty reading ads continues to be my favorite part of the pod week after week
Dusty's HOA is wild... do they enforce anything? 😂 thank goodness he found the one HOA that he can truly be himself in
First of all, I want to say I loved seeing Dusty in Bowling Green. Dusty is definitely ready for theatres. I also want to tell all of you that I completely understand forgetting people. I have been teaching high school for 27 years. Occasionally, a former student will come up to me in public. I will have no idea who this student is even though I spent a whole year with this person. The student will tell a story and I will act like I remember, but I am clueless. Love all of you even if I forget you.
This blew my mind. Recently, we came across Mama’s Family on TV and I showed my 12 year old daughter. She loves it. As I was listening to the podcast, Nate started talking about Mama’s Family while my husband and daughter were watching Mama’s Family. Unfortunately, it wasn’t the toilet paper episode. Love those random coincidences. Happy Thanksgiving, Folks!
I think you guys need to do an end-of-year Natelympics - a decathlon style event. That could be amazing footage.
4:40 "I don't want them to trust me.." That had me crying! had to watch it maybe 15 times and see everyone else react and break down laughing. Man,.. Dusty,.. That was great! XD
Edit: Watching Aaron bust up for so long after made it so much better! I couldn't stop laughing!
It had me silent shoulder shake laughing so hard I woke my husband up 😂
"I am not frightened day-to-day by octopi" -Aaron Weber
As a plumber and a guy that listens to this podcast in the bathroom, this convo is right up my alley. You guys should of had a plumber on for this concersation.
Dusty. I feel you on cul-de-sac life. My street is a cul-de-sac at both ends like a T with single street providing access. I work from home so I see my neighbors come and go all day. I also see the random car drive down our street so I often go out on the porch to "observe" them until they exit. Most of the time they are a neighbor's guest but quite often they go to the end, turn around and leave. I like them to know they are being watched.
😂 Dusty’s comment that the Tornado Flush needs to sound like a train almost had me fall off a ladder 😂
On the topic of “how’s your year been?”… I’ve used “How’s work going?” for the longest and it works every time for a conversation starter. Just recently I asked an old friend and he got visibly and audibly upset and said that he had surgery 6 months ago and has been out of work since, acting like I should’ve known all of this. So yeah… no longer my go-to. Maybe I’ll start using this. 😂
Dusty was on fire today! I was laughing so much. Nate and Dusty were rapid firing the laughs. Amazing show y'all!
1:10:50 The discussion about which sport each person could pull off playing at a high level has been great to follow. Brian’s “cutoff jeans” comment, referring to what Dusty would wear to swim, was such an underrated and hilarious response as it would not have been all that surprising if Dusty did do that. It made me think of Nate’s “Lake Beach” skit from SNL where they were in fact wearing cutoff jeans at the lake. Hilarious episode overall!
Hey everybody. Pretty new to the podcast. My wife and I were driving down to Gilbert, AZ from Utah for thanksgiving and we listened to it together and we enjoyed it!
Brian thanks for mentioning the show the Chosen in the Jesus discussion y’all were having. Hope you guys give it a chance if you haven’t yet. It’s a good one👍
I love how jokes just keep coming back around. Like we pretty much are just watching a re-run every week of the same podcast and yet it’s still hilarious and I am here every time. Still talking about who could blend into a pro sport the best and it’s awesome. 😂 love you guys.
I can’t believe Nate is balking at watching Shawshank Redemption. It’s one of the greatest movies ever made! It has everything…suspense, drama, comedy. Get it together already Nate. Love all you guys, even Brainiac.
Vampire Slay has a nice ring to it - go get you some bats, Dusty!
The bats... will be having a good time
Nate, I know SNL will make movies based on sketches. I would really like to see how Stab at Love plays out. I’ve watched that over and over. Every single thing was spot on. Great job!!
As a swim family, we always love it when Nate and Dusty start discussing their swimming skills! YES to a swim contest! Teaming up with the Vandy Swim Team is a no-brainer! We're at another college program, but we respect Nate's loyalty. Vandy does not have men's swimming but the women's program is SOLID!
Aaron, try a pet fountain. My cat wouldn’t drink out of her bowl and only wanted sink water. I bought her a pet fountain and now she drinks from it and loves it
As a bidet?
Jessie is totally right! That houses are such an amazing natural way to get rid of thousands of mosquitoes, I live by a lake and we get swarmed. Bat houses are a wonderful, safe way to get rid of a mosquito problem. I have heard so many stories of peoples pets, getting sick from pesticides, but I have never heard one first hand story of someone getting injured by a bat.
I really think I would rather be asked “How has your year been going?” question far better than how’s your day. I really dislike small talk, but inquiring about my year would actually cause some good reflection.
“Abbott is the tall one” - Bang Bang coming in clutch
“They called your Name Name..”. Funniest Bruce Bruce joke I’ve ever heard, and I’ve heard the MOST!
“No i’ve always been difficult in a retail store” has to be Dusty’s best quote on the podcast. Truly cements him as the Kramer of the group. Nate’s obviously Seinfeld, Aaron Weber is Elaine Benes and Bates is Constanza.
I'd like to know what it is about Dusty reading ad copy that cracks Aaron up so much. I think just about every time Dusty gets into it, Aaron covers his mouth and convulses with laughter.
Bat houses are a popular way to keep bats out of your ACTUAL house and bats help control bugs.
I used to be a very strict "toilet-paper-over-the-top" guy, but I actually did switch to under when we started having toddlers running around. HUGE Improvement!
I used to work construction for my uncle and he regularly made bat houses for use all over conservation land and people's homes
Happy Thanksgiving Bears and Folks.
With your bits on Aaron's outhouse, the heated toilet seat guy and the tornado flush earthquake in the "Bathrooms" episode, you guys have officially delivered the funniest things I've ever heard. Pure genius and much appreciated. You guys are not making enough money.
Dusty's new closer, pulling a pet bat out of his pants!! 😂 👖🦇
The Nateland Fab Four redefining "toilet humor" . Funny episode!
Oh, my gravy. I can't believe Nate brought up Toto bidets. My husband just installed his in our new house. He bought a $1000 bidet for a tenth of the price and he cannot stop talking about it. Everyone we've talked to in the last month has heard about this bidet and its heated seat, heated water, blaa-bi-blaa-det.
Definitely using "how's your year been/going?"
I put bat houses in after the town cut down their habitat to build condos. It really helps with mosquitoes.
Happy Thanksgiving, all! I learned about myself today because of this show. I am 53 and I peed 10 times today. The education is why I keep coming back for more, keep it up!
Getting the "hello folks " at the first urinal, made me hear in my head a guy in the back stall calling out "hey bear".
I'm asking " How's your year been?" I'm looking forward to this on Thanksgiving.
Loved hearing Colter Wall get a shout out, thanks Dusty! He’s from Swift Current, Saskatchewan though, which is the neighboring province. His dad was the Premier (Governor) of Saskatchewan!
Aaron bringing up OJ changing the pictures in his frames while everyone else is saying how great Aura is for grandparents. 😂
Yesterday I saw my cat drinking water-his front feet were IN the bowl!
I’ve had to make sure toilet lids sate NEVER left open since I’ve had him. He’s a savage. Lol
1:44:58 conversation with seat warmer:
“Hey Bear”
“Ready to go, chief”
My uncle worked for sewer plant. He found a drivers license in the screen catcher, cleaned it, and mailed it back to its owner.
I love the fact that Dusty is creating a bat house and he’s only going to attract the frat bro’s of the species… it’s gonna be like PC principal bros from South Park in the bat house
I don't know if it's southern or Nate is impaired, but I have never used a toelet before...shoutout though. I introduced your comedy to my Mom during the pandemic....and she went to your show at the Chicago theater for her birthday...she had a blast.
This may be an unpopular opinion but the Hermitage Hotel men's restroom is WAY more impressive than the zoo bathrooms. It at least deserves more than the two second mention you gave it!
This episode was great. I am actually a plumber that was working on “brown Friday” and is indeed one of our biggest days of the year. Look forward every week to the podcast, keeps me laughing as I drive around Charlotte fixing plumbing issues. Loved this one😂😂
Love watching bats flying and eating bugs.Thinking I need a bat house too.
DYING RIGHT NOW!!! "Always been difficult in a retails store! 😂😂😂 1:03:48
I can’t imagine a world where I would ever get tired of Nate talking about tullets.
Every time I picture Dusty as a kid I see little Joe Dirt when he got left at the Grand Canyon
"how's your year been" I like that. In my industry we have 3 seasons in a production year. When I talk to people in the industry my greeting is always "How's your season going" or "how was your season".
This is for Nate: Well made clothes have the pockets sewn loosely shut so they don’t get out of shape before they sell them. You should get a stitch ripper and carefully pull the thread out and you will be able to use the pockets. Look forward to your podcast every week. Always fun and interesting. You’re a breath of fresh air in this negative climate.
I've watched your SNL monologue several times now-makes me laugh every time!
Nooo on the peacocks! They are so loud! Neighbors will shoot them or ask you to move 😂
Great episode guys. Thanks for the laughs! By the way, My Octopus Teacher is brilliant.
what a fun and informative podcast today. Who knew the origins of toilets' names came from their creators' names......??? Super fun. Thank you gentlemen.
The fact that Nate is appalled by the idea of a bathrooms episode and then it proceeds to contain the most laughter by the four of them in a single episode to date is wild. I loved it. Also Aaron’s toilet innuendos, like “mainstream” in regards to the flow of a U joint, we’re not made in vain. I literally spit leftover stuffing back onto my plate.
I'm with Dusty - I collect leaves in the neighborhood and support his welcoming bats to his area
Re Bat House: I live in the outer outer suburbs of Montreal, our lots are about an acre with lots of trees. We have a lot of mosquitoes. People are always asking about Bat Houses on our local Facebook community pages. They seem to be quite popular, at least “the idea” of them.
But I’m paranoid about them, because I still remember when an exterminator came to our house for mice once, and he had this “sliding scale” chart of pest extermination. On the cheapest side were mice and ants, then you had bees, squirrels and rats, then at the most expensive end, at a whopping 6000$ (15 years ago) were bats. I asked why it cost so much to remove bats. He told me that their poo is toxic. It even has a special name “Guano”, and it takes a team of guys, in space suits, to go in and remove it with special disinfectant, following strict regulations. I told him “I hope I never have bats”.
I always wonder if for any of these enthusiastic bat house owners, the bats they’re welcoming think, this “bat house” is cool…but THAT house, the “human house” would make a REALLY great bat house.
Saw Aaron in Edmonton last weekend and he was awesome! I’ve never seen anyone sweat that much! 😂😂
When y’all were talking about asking people how there year has been going - and the person who is always just *waiting* to be asked about theirs…it’s ALWAYS the person who refers to their parents as “mom” and “dad” as though we share parents.
“I’ve always been difficult in a retail store” should seriously be considered for the next round of merch. I’d buy that shirt
Bat houses, grounding, pesticide free, composting, drinking tea… I really thought Dusty was like the Ron Swanson of this podcast. But I really think he’s more Ron Dunn
Underrated, smartest comment I've read lol 😂
Oh my gosh! That Mama’s family episode is why I always put toilet paper over the top. I think it was “The Key to the Crime” episode. They called him the courteous crook. The crook would clean up the house before leaving. She said he even put a new roll of toilet paper on correctly.
Bats are very good to have around and they pose pretty much zero danger.
Have any of you guys ever worn a step counter while you’re doing stand up? I’m always amazed after I do a presentation or a talk how many thousands of steps it registers.
It truly broke my heart when Aaron said he’s never heard of “Mama’s Family”
I came here looking for comments about this. It made me feel so old that he completely had never even heard of it, ever.
Dusty, unless you want to be awoken by what sounds like worlds loudest and weirdest meow everyday, you do not want peacocks. My parents live in a rural area and the neighbors that are a good 5 minute walk away have peacocks and they are so loud it sounds like they are right outside my window.
Hello Folks! I love this podcast! It gives me refreshing nostalgia from the 90's when HBO use to show all kinds of stand up specials and would highlight routines from comedy clubs all over the country. I like how y'all reference comics of yesterday & today, and explain so many aspects & elements of the art & skill involved in doing this kind of work. Thanks for sharing news of that comedy museum - it looks neat - I'd definitely check it out.
Regarding bathrooms... 1st off, as a woman, I giggled at "bathroom etiquette" - Listen, I've met some of the nicest ladies while standing in line to use the restroom; also while in line, if something funny happens there's often shared laughter & occasional jokes (it's a real bonding/silver lining moment, if you will). 2nd, in Europe, you occasionally find co-ed bathrooms (awkward) and sometimes have to "pay to potty". Lastly, the award for the absolute BEST public restrooms must go to Buccees - theirs are the cleanest, hands down! Thanks for the laughs, fellas! - Nicki in Texas (aka, "Common Folk")
Put the bathouse above your compost pile, then you won't have to clean up the "mess" they drop
Hilarious! I have 6 brothers & much of this show reminded me of their humor especially the bathroom jokes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi guys , just fyi a lot of company’s sew their front pockets closed to keep them flat .. you can ( as I do) open them very easily with a seam ripper and wala, you have pockets .. maybe Aaron can do that and Nate now knows they are sewn shit for a reason. We’re having a good time ✋🏽and ya know what I’m sayin will always be a Dusty thing .. keep the laughs coming , this pod is the highlight of my week . See you NYE Nate in Sunrise FLA!!
I’ll be the one with the Nateland podcast phone case !! And Btw to is never under it’s always supposed to be over !!
I love the idea of open mic brain surgery. Other brain surgeons are checking out this new guy… “This brain surgeon already has a website and a t-shirt? Nobody’s even survived one of his operations yet! This shirt has his catchphrase on it… ‘I’m a real cut-up.’” Dude hasn’t even earned it yet and he’s already got brain surgeon merch.
When I was in college I cleaned the buildings on campus to pay my way through school. We replaced the toilet paper THE LEAST in the very first stall (closest to the door). The stall was generally the cleanest and obviously the least used (proof in how long the toilet paper lasted). For the past 20 years now I will ALWAYS go to the first stall. It's the least used and almost always has toilet paper!
Only Nateland would do the Thanksgiving episode on Bathrooms instead of anything more relevant to the current Holiday. Never change boys
Dusty is right on with everything he said about farming mulching topsoil bats...
They made a movie about that kidnapping. And an episode of Walker Texas Ranger. The kids and bus driver escaped from the bus and walked out of the quarry.
Hello Folks and Hey Bear
Funniest episode in a long while! Thanks boys! Happy Thanksgiving Folks 🦃
Montrealer here. Quebec is the only Francophone province, New Brunswick is the only bilingual province. Every other province is English. Manitoba has small enclaves of franco-manitobans, Ontario has small towns on the border with Quebec that are mostly francophone, but there are few francophones West of the Ontario border. Quebec almost tried to leave Canada twice (1980 and 1995), and the fact that we try to make announcements in both languages, on airplanes even in the rest of Canada, is almost a « see, we care about you Quebec, we make announcements in French, even in contexts where there are no French speaking people, save for Guy in row 39 seat A (Guy is a French guy’s name…pronounced Gee with a hard G….but it also means Guy in English» gesture.
I recently broke a toilet seat after watching this episode.
I'll go proofread this now.
The peacock is the male peacock, the female peacock is called the peahen. I think you can see the descriptive word that tells you which one is the mail.
Toilets was a home run. Very funny topic. What do Nate and crew think about bathroom attendants? When I was in high school I used a restaurant bathroom with an attendant, and it blew my mind. I could wrap my head around a person handing out towels in a public restroom.
I was a restaurant manager for 12 years. The company I worked for had required sanitation training where hand washing was a big deal. Unlike sanitizer alone, the running water rinses substances off your hand. This is especially important because 9 out of 10 people suffer from TPPT (toilet paper poke through) and unknowingly have unwanted substances on their hands 😂 💩
Let me tell you something. I am the same age as Bungee Cord and probably earn less and I bought a $25 bidet attachment off Amazon about 8 or 9 years ago and it changed my whole outlook on going to the ol’ WC. They are amazing. Last year I received a nice bonus so I splurged on a real nice one that I needed to run power and add an outlet for. If my legs didn’t fall asleep, I’d bring a desk on wheels in there with me. They are amazing and you don’t have to be coming from old money!
51:13 I think I could do his hours, I’ve watched them so many times 🤣
Nate describing the Frame TV
I love how there is a discussion about trustworthiness increases with less distraction on the face and politicians typically don't have beards because you tend to trust somebody more with a clear face. Meanwhile, there was a president with one of his most defining characteristics was his beard and he was given the moniker of "honest" Abe.
Dusty, I felt so guilty listening to last week’s episode while cleaning up my yard. I bagged 28 bags of leaves and left them out at the road. Guess I don’t have a local Dusty since the city ended up picking up all 28 bags this week.
Hey Bear! Been up since 2am eastern time, waiting.
Nate, you and your daughter should watch My Octopus Teacher. it's a great film and very touching.
Agree. I cried like a baby! Such a beautiful documentary that was so informative and such a huge undertaking.
One of my saddest failures was putting up an owl house that only attracted starlings and sparrows. I spent all of my time climbing a ladder to clean out the junk the sparrows and starlings gathered. Never saw an owl. The bat house might have been your better option, Dusty, at least based on my experience.