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  • Опубликовано: 16 дек 2019
  • Today me and Will go on r/technicallythetruth...
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  • @phynchen8139
    @phynchen8139 4 года назад +2059

    Will: "Is that Aquaman?"
    George: *triggered*

    • @iamyourmother47
      @iamyourmother47 4 года назад +12

      Me, I am George

    • @willwhite1132
      @willwhite1132 4 года назад +13

      Really, thanks, I’m deaf so I didn’t know

    • @eoinbrown6646
      @eoinbrown6646 4 года назад +4

      @@willwhite1132 wait, am I getting wooshed here? Are you really deaf?

    • @sandradiogo_
      @sandradiogo_ 4 года назад +1

      Peepa semen

    • @sandradiogo_
      @sandradiogo_ 4 года назад +1

      Peepa semen

  • @ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551
    @ihavetopowerofgodandanimeo2551 4 года назад +1092

    "let's sacrifice Alex"

  • @despicablyawesome
    @despicablyawesome 4 года назад +804

    love how this is just them taking turns explaining the joke to the other and complaining about only every other pun, they really can’t make up their mind

    • @painterlycrumpet7253
      @painterlycrumpet7253 4 года назад +4

      despicablyawesome I can’t tell if you’re hating or trying to be funny

  • @ky6701
    @ky6701 4 года назад +3916

    what will george and will do if reddit ever shuts down

  • @rwilliams_2465
    @rwilliams_2465 4 года назад +727

    “What are you gonna do, j*zz on a memory stick?”
    Obviously George, how else are we meant to know p.

    • @GaMeOvEr12454
      @GaMeOvEr12454 4 года назад +1

      Dna is programmable. You can create Dna from a script file and convert it into actual Dna. Not even bsing

    • @airqx2808
      @airqx2808 2 года назад

      @@GaMeOvEr12454 what so I could put 50 TB of hentai in my actual DNA

  • @shorthairkorra
    @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +833

    will and george have a love hate relationship

  • @wendydiask
    @wendydiask 4 года назад +325

    “Don’t break anybody’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206.”
    Isn’t that basically what domestic abuse looks like

  • @lucyosu
    @lucyosu 4 года назад +2589

    are you and josh still mates he hasn’t been on this channel in months

    • @owenoastler101
      @owenoastler101 4 года назад +119

      they probably had a defacation boogie disco

    • @thewearywriter2974
      @thewearywriter2974 4 года назад +458

      After he killed George’s mate in Minecraft it was never the same

    • @lucyosu
      @lucyosu 4 года назад +31

      The weary writer i mean true

    • @Cumdaemon
      @Cumdaemon 4 года назад +5

      You're a clown

    • @tomoakle2629
      @tomoakle2629 4 года назад +67

      Kai, well you watch anime soooooo...

  • @hahano9964
    @hahano9964 4 года назад +594

    I love how george literally stole a joke from this reddit for a tiktok 😂

    • @cowsrbeefy
      @cowsrbeefy 4 года назад +55

      Nobody:
      Will’s head⬜️
      Edit: thank you for the gold kind stranger

    • @lizanneconway5140
      @lizanneconway5140 4 года назад +12

      @@cowsrbeefy what

    • @etngod2725
      @etngod2725 4 года назад +5

      Whos will and @CowsRbeefy I see that to he does have a square head

    • @hahano9964
      @hahano9964 4 года назад +16

      CowsRbeefy it was the ‘if your being robbed, just say no, they can’t legally rob you’ or smth like that

    • @f1fan316
      @f1fan316 4 года назад +11

      @@lizanneconway5140 only redditors get it
      Basically gold is a Reddit award that some people give for stupidly unfunny jokes

  • @easybrezzzy479
    @easybrezzzy479 4 года назад +190

    WillNe: would you rather pipe Candace or the mom?
    Candace: *15*

    • @Thwack992
      @Thwack992 4 года назад +5

      Yeah she was 15 when the show came out. Not now.

    • @sammi4008
      @sammi4008 4 года назад

      I was the 69th like you're welcome

    • @lucasboros4651
      @lucasboros4651 3 года назад +3

      @@sammi4008 who actually cares

  • @aR0ttenBANANA
    @aR0ttenBANANA 4 года назад +383

    I mean, they're both humans so technically they do have some common things.

    • @kelsey5511
      @kelsey5511 4 года назад +2

      r/woosh

    • @darrenhutcheon9323
      @darrenhutcheon9323 4 года назад +7

      Jake The Dawg what are you woooooshing

    • @wilbur3220
      @wilbur3220 4 года назад +3

      Jake The Dawg You know you should be woooosh-ing yourself?

    • @alphen9487
      @alphen9487 4 года назад +3

      @@kelsey5511 leave.

    • @kelsey5511
      @kelsey5511 4 года назад

      haha yes hold up whilst i CRY

  • @hjonk6999
    @hjonk6999 4 года назад +36

    george: lets sacrifice alex
    also george: is literally wearing a virgin hoodie

  • @kriichan6100
    @kriichan6100 4 года назад +31

    Will saying "you're telling me Kenji's bulking" is funnier than the whole of reddit ngl

  • @aspectdot
    @aspectdot 4 года назад +117

    *George in a previous video: Who even makes reddit videos anymore.*

  • @panda_coffeeanimation1992
    @panda_coffeeanimation1992 4 года назад +69

    IM happy he said the mom because Candace is *15 years old*

    • @rajik1831
      @rajik1831 4 года назад

      But Candace has not aged in any way right?

    • @totaldramafan69420
      @totaldramafan69420 3 года назад

      Apart from the movie where they time travel.

  • @krishpuri8858
    @krishpuri8858 4 года назад +106

    TTT-SACRIFICE VIRGINS
    MEMEULOUS- WEARS A HOODIE THAT SAYS VIRGIN
    ME- OH NO

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 4 года назад

      Bahahaha

    • @jowsok
      @jowsok 4 года назад

      Funny

    • @PalnPWN
      @PalnPWN 3 года назад

      WHY IS THIS IN CAPITAL LETTERS

  • @galoisdeer2660
    @galoisdeer2660 4 года назад +35

    10 minutes of people explaining obvious jokes to each other when one of them doesn’t understand it is my favorite kind of 10 minutes.

  • @handysanitizer8352
    @handysanitizer8352 4 года назад +50

    9:43 Will: is that aqua man?
    Me: oh my lord

  • @bella4647
    @bella4647 4 года назад +279

    The last time I was this early Will still made qna’s

    • @EHc0325
      @EHc0325 4 года назад +10

      RIP Will’s QnAs

    • @viennas.
      @viennas. 4 года назад +1

      @@EHc0325 he had like 6 right?

  • @cineweb1778
    @cineweb1778 4 года назад +38

    Petition for Kenji to have his own channel.

    • @knosat6643
      @knosat6643 4 года назад +2

      I would love it if George did a Reddit video with Kenji instead of a person.

    • @nebula541
      @nebula541 3 года назад

      idk if he did at the time of this comment but he did get one

  • @xdtaylorlr4251
    @xdtaylorlr4251 4 года назад +59

    I love when there’s a star guest because the pictures he uses is jokes

  • @hiitsyahboi1954
    @hiitsyahboi1954 4 года назад +35

    Robber: let me rob you!
    Me: No!
    Robber: *Gets depressed whilst walking away*

  • @sofiaguisela
    @sofiaguisela 4 года назад +10

    How they gonna be sacrificing Alex if he’s constantly giving them hickeys 🙄

  • @nelliesnose5648
    @nelliesnose5648 4 года назад +7

    4:47 that would genuinely imply that I was not born under the sign of the bees because I don’t have “at least a few friends” ... was I born in another universe?

  • @annai1992
    @annai1992 4 года назад +9

    I love how half of this is just you guys explaining the posts to each other

  • @m0tht33th6
    @m0tht33th6 4 года назад +7

    That *AQUAMAN* actually scared me

  • @ruqayaazam2063
    @ruqayaazam2063 3 года назад +2

    I saw 2 other responses to the "what's considered trashy if you're poor, but classy if you're rich?" one was
    "being bilingual" and the other was "not raising your own children"

  • @luluwierzbicka
    @luluwierzbicka 4 года назад +43

    Ah yes global warming happend cause we stopped sacrificing virgins and they are running low up in heaven

  • @venus818
    @venus818 4 года назад +5

    A Q U A M A N ! ?
    Mermaid Man didn't defeat the Dirty Bubble, Manray, and various other aquatic based villains for this sort of blatant disrespect

  • @oglhi9634
    @oglhi9634 4 года назад +6

    “do you just jizz on a memory stick?” - george 2019, the biggest lad

  • @10000Subs
    @10000Subs 4 года назад +52

    No one:
    No one:
    Im no one

    • @ri7591
      @ri7591 4 года назад +12

      14 year olds:
      no one thinks you're pretty
      no one likes you
      no one thinks you're cool
      Im No OnE

    • @TophatMilo
      @TophatMilo 4 года назад +1

      Hello no one

    • @10000Subs
      @10000Subs 4 года назад +7

      @@ri7591 wow that is very D E E P

    • @10000Subs
      @10000Subs 4 года назад +1

      @@TophatMilo I'm not no one no one is

    • @shadybeashooketh1911
      @shadybeashooketh1911 4 года назад

      @@ri7591 9 year olds*

  • @zetaj9065
    @zetaj9065 4 года назад +5

    Will: Wait... They're exactly the same
    Me: they are pyramids, it's a shape

  • @risinglava9550
    @risinglava9550 4 года назад +7

    5:14 that’s my post! :D

  • @Robbonigg4
    @Robbonigg4 4 года назад +5

    Will "the pyramids are exactly the same" me "facepalms so hard leaves a slap mark on the planet of the earth.

  • @mart11n-46
    @mart11n-46 3 года назад +4

    Wasn’t Candice under age
    *George subtly calls the cops on will *

  • @eerixz9841
    @eerixz9841 4 года назад +10

    That moment when he called him alexx lkmao

    • @powder_kat
      @powder_kat 4 года назад +7

      I at first thought that as well, but then realised he really said: "Let's sacrifice Alex." ((To the sun gods or whatever)) 00:58

  • @ilikewilly1919
    @ilikewilly1919 3 года назад +1

    It was Simon! It’s a film called Festival highly recommended

  • @prodbykaji
    @prodbykaji 4 года назад +5

    0:59 "That's the sacrifice *Alex* "
    _okay then_

  • @microwave14ry54
    @microwave14ry54 4 года назад +9

    2:14
    George: also, ouzo-
    Will: oh it's a particularly horrible spirit
    Me, a greek: .... *yes-*

  • @totaldramafan69420
    @totaldramafan69420 3 года назад +1

    7:07 It is Simon from the Inbetweeners, It's off a film called the festival.

  • @l1bby1235
    @l1bby1235 4 года назад +1

    love you guys , best youtubers going tbf

  • @whitebelle
    @whitebelle 4 года назад +1

    your last laugh leading into the outro made me LAUGHHHHHHH

  • @mink4786
    @mink4786 4 года назад +9

    WEEEEY WE GOT AN AD LADS

  • @_zingi6272
    @_zingi6272 4 года назад +3

    Memeulous at the end of the video- ahah haha

  • @jjharris565
    @jjharris565 4 года назад +5

    The guy that talked about the space signal called space explorer mike follows me on twitter

  • @neilfoster4157
    @neilfoster4157 4 года назад +4

    6:26 it was actually from a microwave lmao

  • @purplepaldo
    @purplepaldo 4 года назад +2

    4:01 no hesitation from george there, guess he's thought about this before

  • @danjf7483
    @danjf7483 4 года назад +2

    I love how Will knows about the god cards and proper yugioh stuff

  • @natalya-0964
    @natalya-0964 4 года назад

    George explaining the joke to will is so amusing

  • @myfavs5393
    @myfavs5393 4 года назад +1

    Oprah and Channing could bridge the gap between them. Strip Channing of his white man clothes - fancy tuxedo and patent leather shoes and black tie - and give them to Oprah. Dress him up in Oprah's tent. Comb Oprah's hair with a side part. Turn Channing's white man hair into an afro. And don't let him wear shoes. Make him more of a free humble spirit.

  • @willisanangle5967
    @willisanangle5967 4 года назад +1

    I LOVE THAT ITS WITH WILLLL

  • @zariyashah8597
    @zariyashah8597 4 года назад

    rlly enjoying all these subreddits

  • @nicop6165
    @nicop6165 4 года назад +1

    George flexing his year 9 science skills to cover up the fact that he has crippling dyslexia for 10 minutes

  • @point9805
    @point9805 4 года назад +5

    I now understand why he posted that tik tok yesterday

  • @gamingwithnicko1942
    @gamingwithnicko1942 4 года назад +1

    As a Greek, ouzo is soooo good

  • @Cytise91
    @Cytise91 4 года назад +3

    george last video:
    What kind of person makes reddit videos?
    also george:

  • @nolastname1924
    @nolastname1924 4 года назад +2

    0:08 Will wasn't using his hands for that clap 👀

  • @carculture2960
    @carculture2960 4 года назад +6

    I though you were going to say:
    '' I'm here with JackSucksatlife "

  • @itfcitfcitfc
    @itfcitfcitfc 4 года назад +3

    3:30 maybe because he supposedly lives at the North Pole 😂😂😂

  • @joelmckendry5569
    @joelmckendry5569 3 года назад +3

    4:05 Will candice is 15 she's underage

  • @Chaimelo
    @Chaimelo 4 года назад

    When you hear "Right okay so" you know you're in for a treat

  • @caterace7894
    @caterace7894 4 года назад +17

    I’m just saying Brando doesn’t have a garage and thinks donuts are healthy

  • @Poobwar
    @Poobwar 4 года назад +1

    Post: We should make Virgin sacrifices for the sun god again
    George, wearing a Virgin t-shirt: We should sacrifice Alex

  • @shorthairkorra
    @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +12

    no one:
    will and george: REDDIT

    • @gracex9161
      @gracex9161 4 года назад +2

      not funny

    • @kukuruz8383
      @kukuruz8383 4 года назад +1

      this comment format again

    • @shorthairkorra
      @shorthairkorra 4 года назад +2

      gracie begley xo thank you for ur constructive criticism.

    • @gracex9161
      @gracex9161 4 года назад +2

      @@shorthairkorra any time my friend

  • @alyssaaa7772
    @alyssaaa7772 4 года назад +1

    3:40 my dumbass just said “not if you’re adopted”

  • @yxngsnoodle1300
    @yxngsnoodle1300 4 года назад

    IDK why but I pissed myself laughing when I first looked at the thumbnail

  • @Liggliluff
    @Liggliluff 5 месяцев назад +1

    (6:40) Pretty sure if you earn some money as a child and spend it at the store, you're paying value added TAX or sales TAX. Also pretty sure if you earn enough income as a child, albeit rare, you'll have to pay income tax on that too. Then also, not everyone might get a job at 18, therefore aside from aforementioned VAT, you might still not pay any taxes as an adult.

  • @sedlon2722
    @sedlon2722 4 года назад +32

    last time I was this early
    nobody wrote these types of comments yet

  • @surugg
    @surugg 4 года назад

    i love it when you explain the jokes to me

  • @bailey1259
    @bailey1259 4 года назад +36

    uploaded 29 seconds ago, ive never been this early wow

    • @gracex9161
      @gracex9161 4 года назад +2

      your last name lol

  • @HI-mm5oj
    @HI-mm5oj 4 года назад +1

    7:10. It is simon from the imbetweeners but its from the movie, the festival

  • @theogage1540
    @theogage1540 4 года назад +1

    Wills laugh is so cute😂

  • @ilhanw677
    @ilhanw677 4 года назад +6

    Every other RUclipsr :
    Will : Up ThE BoRrIs

  • @CubeyyGaming
    @CubeyyGaming 4 года назад

    This video hurt my brain, George had to explain jokes to Will... WhAT!?

  • @carousel8214
    @carousel8214 4 года назад +7

    Will: That looks like something from Yu Gi Oh
    George *flashbacks to the card*

  • @diarmidthomson7878
    @diarmidthomson7878 3 года назад

    "how many songs can your balls hold?" - William Lenney 2k19

  • @owenmatthews8541
    @owenmatthews8541 4 года назад +37

    The last time I was this early
    Well…just ask my ex

  • @slothloth
    @slothloth 4 года назад

    *PAY ATTENTION* Fun fact, if your pet tipled in size then his skin would grow x3 of it’s original size, right?
    The problem with this is that if the animal’s skin tipled in size, then his insides would grow x30 times. This is because there is more than one layer of insides to an animal, the whole thing is full of insides. If it’s hard to get your head around, then think of it like this. You have a laundry basket, filled to the brim with dirty laundry. If it tripled in size, than the laundry inside will grow as well, but significantly more. And so if your dog for example tripled in size, the dog would look uncomfortable for a few moments, turn red of heat and finally explode into a big pile of dog guts and bones. Don’t try to think too hard about it.

  • @aditisrivastava9226
    @aditisrivastava9226 4 года назад +1

    Thinking about the collegehumor cameo in this video

  • @tjilyinc4998
    @tjilyinc4998 4 года назад

    We have to sacrifice Memeuless to the sun gods

  • @jainilpandit8435
    @jainilpandit8435 3 года назад +1

    In 1:00 george calls will, alex

  • @LiamVDB1
    @LiamVDB1 4 года назад +2

    6:10
    will : Its the same dude
    Me : No it isn’t look at the @

  • @ooogabooga7949
    @ooogabooga7949 4 года назад +4

    9:43 cancel willne

  • @leewhite4955
    @leewhite4955 4 года назад

    4:02 *nonce radar goes off* 4:06 *nonce radar says George is alright*

  • @peterhardisty6678
    @peterhardisty6678 4 года назад +1

    8:20 the only reason that has upvotes is ppl trying to understand it

  • @giabao576
    @giabao576 4 года назад

    we have 2 lasagna joke, tax evasion joke lets summon the short guy

  • @downthedrain782
    @downthedrain782 4 года назад +2

    Why'd he say Rakesh like that lmao

  • @rooster7784
    @rooster7784 4 года назад +3

    At 2:39
    Aye is pronounced I

  • @yuh5470
    @yuh5470 4 года назад

    The running picture of Simon from the inbetweeners is from a 2018 film called The festival

  • @Planktonbrained
    @Planktonbrained 4 года назад

    British people saying lasagna is a newly found interest of mine

  • @lucyanderson2335
    @lucyanderson2335 4 года назад

    wills got the humour of a year 7

  • @Alex-fe5yx
    @Alex-fe5yx 4 года назад

    Yes this guy uploaded again

  • @TenkoLunar
    @TenkoLunar 4 года назад +2

    i was literally just watching one of your vids

  • @zainjaved18
    @zainjaved18 4 года назад

    Last time i was this early George was still making videos about BTG.

  • @fotisventouris3537
    @fotisventouris3537 4 года назад +1

    Oi Ouzo is the best Greek spirit on earth

  • @thunderfyrekinggaming2243
    @thunderfyrekinggaming2243 3 года назад +1

    What will George and will do if reddit ever shuts down

  • @lwilliams1280
    @lwilliams1280 4 года назад +1

    4:10 and the fact that candice is a child

  • @emmo11
    @emmo11 4 года назад +2

    iS tHaT aQuAmAn

  • @sebd3560
    @sebd3560 4 года назад

    yes it is simon , its from the festival

  • @Scratiusss
    @Scratiusss 4 года назад

    love your videos