Oh, he did have a choice - that’s just what British people do for each other, whether they’re driving a tank or a self-propelled gun, they are just polite that way.
@@1515327E polite ? lol i see you never been areound UK roads boi. Thats the only one polite think they do on road rest of it its just like Russia, maybe even worst as Brits pretend to know how to drive while Russians are not
@@forlonger5459 I know the barrel is not loaded and they are operating the tank like a car so they know what they are doing and this is a joke so stop ruining it ok
Ikr? But in all honesty with how Identity Politics is currently, you drive around in that for any reason at all the Left will start screaming *ALT RIGHT VIOLENCE RRREEEE*
You notice how polite drivers are when you're literally driving a tank? Funny isn't that? No one wants to play bumper cars because for some reason ... they lose!
Pink Plant Put the American flag on and blast that america, fuck yeah song. Or for the Poms, have the Union Jack and blast 'God save the Queen' (either the national anthem, or The Sex Pistols). AUS: Waltzing Matilda
Sir Tinley-Knot Don’t worry, the only people here being “that guy” are the other people in traffic asking themselves if they should really take the right of way now that a tank has entered the area...
What's this police escort and whats that very loud mechanical noise semi truck exiting the motorway that is 3 lans wide with armour plating and spikes on the front drives by
Obedience training and discipline, everyone should be required to be in the military temporarily atleast so they can pick up on those two fundamentals.
Imagine cutting someone off just to look back and realize in pure terror you just cut off a tank and now you're conveniently located in front of the barrel.
Tanks are actually not that hard to drive, tanks have steering wheels, even the tiger 1 and 2 have a steering wheel, the only tanks that didn’t have one were the ones before 1943, now a days it’s probably easier than driving a car, since the newer tanks have automatic transmissions, maybe a little harder for this one in the video, since (from what I can tell) is a manual transmission
I want to say 2 things, nice like count i don't want to ruin it, and its approximately 6 years since it got posted, you want to check if he still fill up at the same station?
You can fill a tank on a petrol pump. It will take quite some time since there are no high flowrate petrol pumps (unlike the pumps used to refuel diesel powered trucks). But we did fill up an M48A2GA2 tank on a Esso station back in 1988...
This tank looks like it just came out of the factory, the engine sound is still smooth and still dare to pump up the speed on the streets. I am also the driver of FV101 the Scorpion Tank from 8th Cavalry Battalion Indonesian Army
That's totally wild. Looks like it drives pretty well! I bet it's a great winter car! I'd instantly turn back into a little kid if I saw this roll by me on the street. Cool shit.
As a member of an Armored Cavalry unit in the National Guard, I really do miss driving our Abrams Tank around downtown Philadelphia back in my active duty drill days. People's faces & reactions were priceless seeing a Main Battle Tank roll down the road towards you.
@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn as a Philly native it's kinda looked at like "haha what a crazy time" but yeah during the cold war and other conflicts in history, the national guard would do drills for urban combat, and what better way to simulate the chaos of navigating a city in tank then to put one in center city. On the bright side, I'm sure they were the only ones not getting tailgated in the entire city.
I’m just thinking this tank needs a big “We Brake for Nobody” sign on the back. Just like in the movie Spaceballs. Would be hilarious to see that on a tank 😂
(I already got the answer of what I wanted so no need to answer this but I will keep this reply to show what started this emoji war.) Wait what if this is just a armoured car not a tank I mean it never showed it has tracks. Don't want to start an argument because people will litteraly argue over a tank destroyer is not tank so no argue.
@@logancasner8467 yep. It's technically called english sterling but NO ONE calls it that, pounds is the most common term used and quid is more of a slang
At least no one will fight you for a parking space! And I've noticed you seem to always be given right-of-way by drivers, who are being very polite! That would be a tough thing to explain to an insurance company - "I didn't see the tank coming".
The incredibly noisy tank at that, though to be fair they have there windows and be listen to music or something. But yes that would be a fun thing to try explaining XD
@@darkdruidsvale Something like that happened here in Germany in 2015. Here is a (google translated because i'm lazy) article from 2015. "On June 1, 2015, the 18-year-old driver of a Toyota Yaris wanted to turn into "Panzerringstrasse" in Lippe (North Rhine-Westphalia). In doing so, she overlooked a column of tanks! The driver of the first tank, a 24-year-old British man, could no longer brake and rolled over the entire hood of the Toyota. The Yaris driver was lucky, she got away unharmed. According to the police, the total damage amounts to around 12,000 euros - probably more on the Toyota than on the tank." I honestly don't know, how that is possible.
Luuk Willems actually this was our plan all along, took us almost 250 years but we have finally infiltrated the royal family. Now we can begin protocol 1776! Let phase 2 of the Revolutionary War BEGIN!
I imagined for a moment that people would come out to fill your tank up, wash windows, check tire pressure like some places would do in the old days; but paid by commisson. Someone would spot the tank and be out there so fast.
+Felix B its not really a APC its rather light/scout tank. Fast and agile, which have reduced mass to stay agile, and mass reduction is acquired by lowering armor protection, and only 3 man crew. APC have 'carrier' in name, its combat role is diffrent, it should be able to carry troops - usually between 6-12. And there is also IFV - infantry fighting vehicle, which also have a little diffrent usage.
Man1: "I drive a Ford Mustang, what do you drive?" Man2: "A Scorpion" Man1: "Oh, one of those two-door Mitsubishis..." Man2: "No, an FV101 light tank" Man1: "..."
Yeah if that happened, the Laws of Physics will definitely favor the tank every time. The passenger car would most likely be a total loss, hp while the tank would only have a few scratches on it, if any.
BMW, Mercedes, Opel, Audi, Peugeot, Nissan, BMW, American Police Car, German Police Car, another BMW, Mercedes, Tank, 5 American Police Cars, following the Tank... normal day in K-Town xD
MAPLETHELEAF It will be won't effective because this main gun in the tank is placed on counter recoil system it had some buffers and Hydraulic Pistons which absorbs three recoil of the gun instead of Tank.
Uuuuuuuh I'll take a Bacon Egg Cheese biscuit with extra bacon with large coke and my friend here will take a Uranium tipped armor piercing saber tooth round.
the storm recorded on a potato Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bermuda, Bhutan, Botswana, British Virgin Islands, Brunei Cayman Islands, Christmas Island, Cocos Islands, Cook Islands, Cyprus Dominica East Timor Falkland Islands, Fiji Grenada, Guernsey, Guyana Hong Kong India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man Jamaica, Japan, Jersey Kenya, Kiribati Lesotho Macau, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, New Zealand, Niue Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Pitcairn Islands Saint Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, Seychelles, Singapore, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Swaziland Tanzania, Thailand, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tuvalu Uganda, United Kingdom, U.S. Virgin Islands Zambia, Zimbabwe All these countries drive on the left too.
News flash: most western countries got rid of station workers years ago. I remember one place my parents went to often in 1994, and then i had one about 8 years ago in a tiny country town but I think it was the actual owner.
Fun fact: To my knowledge, you can't drive a private tank on the street here in America (off-road you can of course), so that's one extra privilege these British guys have.
@@thunderbird1921 pretty sure that isn't true from what I know the only requirements common across all states is disabling the weapons and changing the treads for street one that don't destroy the roads.
It brings me joy that there is always gonna be that one kid in one of those cars having the best day of his life.
Gunner: *sorry, little one*
*opens fire*
@@heinzguderian628 Bladder: sorry, little one
*opens water*
Mooommmm a tannkkkk!!!!
@@BigEvan96 mom: kids are so imaginative these days.
@@unbeheaded 🤣🤣
‘this petrol is free, yes?’
‘no sir you have to pay’
*rotates turret*
‘this petrol is free, yes?’
guy who is saying they petrol isn't free: sh!ts pants
The joke is fine, just this tank doesnt have turret
yes
@@mptv5689 so that big long thing on the front of this tank isnt turret ? nice pen ice then
@@mptv5689 it has sir
*”Full Tank Please”*
U made my day 😂
Let's get this to the top
@@kindeepalright let's do it !
This guy
Oh fuck, i can't believe you've done this
Waves thank you to the driver for letting him merge.
Driver: not like I had a choice
I mean, it's a tank so...
Oh, he did have a choice - that’s just what British people do for each other, whether they’re driving a tank or a self-propelled gun, they are just polite that way.
@@1515327E polite ? lol i see you never been areound UK roads boi. Thats the only one polite think they do on road rest of it its just like Russia, maybe even worst as Brits pretend to know how to drive while Russians are not
Tesco: "ya boss we got a tank here"
Tesco boss: "Why's the fuel tank there its early"
Tesco: "no a actual tank"
An*
I would like to say something but I won't.
@@humanitysenterprise but then you said it
@@somewing_alt9907 Not the specific thing that I was thinking about.
What?
If you cut someone off, they will apologize, I bet
They will apologize when the tank barrel aims at him
@@forlonger5459 I know the barrel is not loaded and they are operating the tank like a car so they know what they are doing and this is a joke so stop ruining it ok
@@forlonger5459 just stop I don't care anymore
@@forlonger5459 r/woosh
Or you will be hearing a boom
Driving instructor: now yield to the tank.
Learner: the what
Yup that got a good laugh out of me
You don't stop when driving this machine my man
@@dumisanizuma2348 they meant that the learner was driving a regular car, not the tank itself
Tank has right of way. Even if the signs say otherwise.
The
*what*
The drivers are so courteous. They never cut you off and always yield for you to get into traffic. What a nice place.
I can't imagine my thoughts if I look in my rear-view mirror and seeing a tank approaching.
how bout i need to move
@@dbropx3547 more like "my time has come"
@@rithiksebastian1598 more like " They found me "
Blyat
current objective: RUN.
Now that's a safe vehicle to drive. Completely protected.
Some idiot is drinking and driving rams into your Tank... lol
Stalin Be Ballin' then you open the hatch and glare at him
Stalin Be Ballin' Did we hit something? Nah, someone probably kicked up a rock.
does the sedan protect against short ranged missile attacks? no it does not.
Unless you accidentally run into a tow missile
Meanwhile in the UK you can drive around a decommissioned tank but not have a butter knife
You need the licence
@@ascaro1885 OI M8
YOU GOTTA LOISENCE FOR DAT COMMENT?
@@ascaro1885 for butter knife???
@@gigipeedee please mercy
Ikr?
But in all honesty with how Identity Politics is currently, you drive around in that for any reason at all the Left will start screaming *ALT RIGHT VIOLENCE RRREEEE*
Every single person that drove past this tank definitely had a good day haha
You notice how polite drivers are when you're literally driving a tank? Funny isn't that? No one wants to play bumper cars because for some reason ... they lose!
Not only lose but lose their life too
Bet you'd still see an Audi pull out on it eventually 😂
@@adsyoffinch that's when you use the smoke
they explode like in gta
😂😂😂
When the gas is cheaper outside the base
'ha'
Nice one lol
LOL
Petrol
Petrol
Fun fact: tanks are devoid of regular road laws because no-one has the balls to try and stop one.
Actually it is completely safe to
1. They are never armed (it's illegal)
2. The person driving has to obey you if you are a law enforcement officer
@@pineappletiger340 Dumbass
@@Troglodytarum he was just saying facts
r/woosh
Biggest r/Whoosh I have ever seen
I can only imagine being the couple walking on the sidewalk, seeing this beautiful beast chugging down the road like it’s nothing 🤣
Imagine people's reactions if they drove around with another country's flag 😂
people will go panic and think they're invaded or go on a riot and say that he's traitor. especially if it's a Russian flag.
Noob Guy yeah i dont think so 😅 they would just check the news and notice there's actually nothing wrong just some clowns clowning around 😏
Pink Plant Put the American flag on and blast that america, fuck yeah song. Or for the Poms, have the Union Jack and blast 'God save the Queen' (either the national anthem, or The Sex Pistols). AUS: Waltzing Matilda
I second that, lol.
Pink Plant in America... seems lit af
Petrol Station: How much Diesel do you need.
Tank Driver: Yes.
I'm not trying to be "that guy", but genuinely saying, I was surprised when I noticed he is using unleaded...
Sir Tinley-Knot Don’t worry, the only people here being “that guy” are the other people in traffic asking themselves if they should really take the right of way now that a tank has entered the area...
ok
@@witchmadousa5277 lmao
Right?
I thought the same thing.
Good stuff
Is definitely diesel
"YOU CAN'T DRIVE YOUR TANK TO THE STORE, STEVE!"
lol, who's gonna stop me?
Tommy Bear.
“Steve why did the neighbour find tank tread marks all over their garden!”
Not a tank
if there in texas thay can
As long as the tracks are rubber and the cannon is disabled then they can legally drive that tank where they want.
What's this police escort and whats that very loud mechanical noise semi truck exiting the motorway that is 3 lans wide with armour plating and spikes on the front drives by
Just imagine yourself coming to know that you actually have used more than half the fuel on your way back.
Better lane control than most people driving tiny cars
yeah really i noticed the same,this guy sure can drive that thing better than most idiots on the road
yeah, who knows how pricey the insurance for a tank is.
I thought that too!
as a driver of big vehicles, in a small car you tend to drive as far to the side of the road as possible, so that almost a second car would fit
of course, they're specialy trained
This guy drives his tank better than most people's in their cars
Yes, yes he does
Fr
Well to be fair most people will slow down and move out of the way of a tank making the road clear and easy to drive
Not a tank it's a ARV
Obedience training and discipline, everyone should be required to be in the military temporarily atleast so they can pick up on those two fundamentals.
This gives 'filling up your tank' a whole new meaning lol
Hi It's Me So true 😂
Hi It's Me Filling up someones tank ( lenny )
Zyronl T.Z. Here you go : ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hi It's Me every drop counts
in German refueling is called "tanken" :D
“I love your tank”
God dang thats so wholesome 🥰
Girls: I want a Tesla, they’re electric and environmentally friendly.
Boys: Panzer
Battalion
Elite
@@dave8615 two sabaton fans in one reply section. Who will win?
@@flagwashere Michael won with 7 likes.
Me reading this and realising I’m both a girl and a boy:
👁👄👁
When you have a war at 9 but need fuel at 8.
Greyson Mills lol
xD
One should be well prepared for such contingencies. ☝️😐
Greyson Mills on the way to liberate the petrol station
Urban warfare at its peak
Imagine cutting someone off just to look back and realize in pure terror you just cut off a tank and now you're conveniently located in front of the barrel.
Imagine not realizing you've just cut off a tank until after you've already done it...
@@man_on_wheelz With the state of drivers in my area, it'd be a blessing if they even knew what a rear-view was for 🤣
Shit would scare tf outta me till I realized ain’t no way that boi is loaded
@@bendy113 can still fuck up your car by hitting it
@@bendy113 but then you realize it is…
The fact that it needed to shift four gears before getting on the street from the gate is absolutely nuts
Ww2 vet: "finally getting over my ptsd"
Looks in rear view
Ah shit.. here we go again.😂😂😂
MARGARET, LOAD THE AP's
HAHAHAHAHA
Where’s the m1!
Imagine stopping at a red light and you see a tank next to you
I bet the driver is really experienced because he’s going that fast
Yeah he seem confident af in his ability to drive it
Skillful and strong too since tanks aren't that easy to drive
Well he is out of gas so id bet he was practicing
Tanks are actually not that hard to drive, tanks have steering wheels, even the tiger 1 and 2 have a steering wheel, the only tanks that didn’t have one were the ones before 1943, now a days it’s probably easier than driving a car, since the newer tanks have automatic transmissions, maybe a little harder for this one in the video, since (from what I can tell) is a manual transmission
@@shadowdemon553 whaat, i didnt know that, now i have to google
Legend says. You can still see him 6 years later filling up his tank at the same petrol.
I want to say 2 things, nice like count i don't want to ruin it, and its approximately 6 years since it got posted, you want to check if he still fill up at the same station?
Legend also says he can even make it home before needing to tank up again
Are you British?
You can fill a tank on a petrol pump. It will take quite some time since there are no high flowrate petrol pumps (unlike the pumps used to refuel diesel powered trucks). But we did fill up an M48A2GA2 tank on a Esso station back in 1988...
I’d expect this in my home state of Texas, but not freaking Britain!? Well done mate!
Owner: fill her up
Employe: all the way?
Owner: yes sir I want a full tank
@DodoVolcano 😂
Uh huh
😂😂
FUCK OFF 🤣🤣🤣
@DodoVolcano 😂😂
Some Karen calls the cops: “Um yes there’s these guys standing on an armoured car, it looks like they don’t have any seatbelts on.
😂😂😂
Police responding to the call: WTH do we do here?
fuck the karen
@@hmuphilly9129 if you say so *unzips trousers*
@@juvxie sus
This tank looks like it just came out of the factory, the engine sound is still smooth and still dare to pump up the speed on the streets. I am also the driver of FV101 the Scorpion Tank from 8th Cavalry Battalion Indonesian Army
Same I drive a ford transit pretty similar
@@martinlittleford7818 bruh this had me laughing too hard 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@martinlittleford7818 all I'm imagining now is a bunch of Ford Transits with middle aged fat blokes from Birmingham in a battlefield
Oh good lord 😂
The least important and least talented of the crewmen in other words. Congrats
That's totally wild. Looks like it drives pretty well! I bet it's a great winter car! I'd instantly turn back into a little kid if I saw this roll by me on the street. Cool shit.
Actually, tracks without grousers in the snow and ice are TERRIFYING
Just, casually rolling into the gas station with a tank.
"Hey man, nice ride"
*"Ey Thanks. She's fully loaded."*
them: *sweats*
@@mistersandwich0034 boom
What if you bumped into a car?! BOOM! Then 6 stars. It’s not worth it man.
they'll probably get kicked out of the army or disciplinary action.
Not bumb dude, its roll over
Hahahahaha
Well I think if he did it with enough speed it could crush the car.
You mean 5..?
Its in the uk and yet the most American thing i have ever seen
Not American british
@@av6893 its not amarican British? Then is it Canadan france?
Russian more
Lmao
@Александр Фёдоров is it that гонки танков thing? I've seen that bro, lmao
Not a tanks, that’s an FV101 scorpion light reconnaissance vehicle. Part of the CVRT program.
*stuck in traffic*
Tank driver: REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT!
This is the best comment I've ever seen😂😂😂😂
Its a tank just drive over them
U CAN DO IT (with white clouds letter)
4s Over3s LOL
This is maad
As a member of an Armored Cavalry unit in the National Guard, I really do miss driving our Abrams Tank around downtown Philadelphia back in my active duty drill days. People's faces & reactions were priceless seeing a Main Battle Tank roll down the road towards you.
Ok sir thank for your service but excuse me *what the fuck?*
@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn lol
@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn as a Philly native it's kinda looked at like "haha what a crazy time" but yeah during the cold war and other conflicts in history, the national guard would do drills for urban combat, and what better way to simulate the chaos of navigating a city in tank then to put one in center city. On the bright side, I'm sure they were the only ones not getting tailgated in the entire city.
@@Boeing-ER-yj8nn how's your little cousin, the 787-10? Ya know, the one that killed your little brother, the 777-200?
I can imagine!😂😂
For anyone with any concerns about the roads, all British tanks are completely road legal! We even have indicators on our Challengers.
Jayden Taylor dream: driving a road-tracked version of a modern challenger (modified to be a bit smaller xD) as leisure "car" i would paint it black
Are all the roads just built to take way more weight than our American roads?
Evan Derickson there are plenty of extremely heavy vehicles in the US. (Cement trucks, Big Rig semis, etc.)
Evan Derickson i doubt that their roads could support our Abrams, our vehicles are just heavy.
Really?
Ok, that's nice to know. Also, you forgot to turn off your left indicator.
I’m just thinking this tank needs a big “We Brake for Nobody” sign on the back. Just like in the movie Spaceballs. Would be hilarious to see that on a tank 😂
It's scary how fast that thing can go
mehoy menoi wtf
JUSTIN
Mehoy Menoi oof
...
Ahem you scare me
Son: dad...
Dad: yes son?
Son: there’s a tank behind us...
Dad: ...
Ok That’s pretty good
(I already got the answer of what I wanted so no need to answer this but I will keep this reply to show what started this emoji war.)
Wait what if this is just a armoured car not a tank I mean it never showed it has tracks. Don't want to start an argument because people will litteraly argue over a tank destroyer is not tank so no argue.
@@doritolegend9664 ITS A TANK U FUCKER 😭😔👊👌😎🙏🥰🥵😍😂😡🌈🌄🌆😅🤭👄✨👁️👁️😘❤️🦶🌏🌏✨🏖️😃😍😙😍🙂😉😝😑😠😑😠🧐😕😧😲😩😓😩😞🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚🌚
@@isidown7442 ok but why so many emojis lol.
@@doritolegend9664 🌚😞😩😓😔😳😳🌚🌝🤧🤮🤠🤠👿🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🙃😭😭😭
one thing gta has taught me is to never go near a gas station with a tank
As long as you look straight the whole time then there shouldn’t be a problem
🤣🤣
Yeah but in England it's fine.
I love how all the cars on the road are giving way or moving out of the way lmao
Cashier: yes that’ll be uhhh.....
*£500....*
It was £500
Wait oh shit y’all got a fucking tank? Sorry sir it’ll be free of charge *cashier then cowers in fear behind the counter*
It's it fucking pounds or quid I have never understood that. Or is the same as dollars/bucks?
@@logancasner8467 yep. It's technically called english sterling but NO ONE calls it that, pounds is the most common term used and quid is more of a slang
@@toby8266 honestly, from the bottom of my heart. Thank you. I think I would have been driven mad from this haha
At least no one will fight you for a parking space! And I've noticed you seem to always be given right-of-way by drivers, who are being very polite! That would be a tough thing to explain to an insurance company - "I didn't see the tank coming".
The incredibly noisy tank at that, though to be fair they have there windows and be listen to music or something. But yes that would be a fun thing to try explaining XD
I drive a bright orange ford focus with no exhaust baffles... you'd be surprised what people 'didn't see coming' 🙄
@@Tara-li6pg how tf do you not see a giant orange truck!? Especially if it’s the type of orange I’m thinking of
@@darkdruidsvale Something like that happened here in Germany in 2015. Here is a (google translated because i'm lazy) article from 2015.
"On June 1, 2015, the 18-year-old driver of a Toyota Yaris wanted to turn into "Panzerringstrasse" in Lippe (North Rhine-Westphalia). In doing so, she overlooked a column of tanks! The driver of the first tank, a 24-year-old British man, could no longer brake and rolled over the entire hood of the Toyota. The Yaris driver was lucky, she got away unharmed. According to the police, the total damage amounts to around 12,000 euros - probably more on the Toyota than on the tank."
I honestly don't know, how that is possible.
@@moop1789 now that’s just crazy
*When you find out there still land to colonize*
George W. Bush *when you realize the latest royal wedding gives you a new claim to both America and Africa*
Luuk Willems I don't doubt it. have any videos on the topic?
Luuk Willems actually this was our plan all along, took us almost 250 years but we have finally infiltrated the royal family. Now we can begin protocol 1776! Let phase 2 of the Revolutionary War BEGIN!
daniel borja
I see you too are a man of culture
When you find oil but you have invade to get it
Holy cow, the engine sounds so happy! Purring like a kitten. I really really like it!
*stuck in traffic
*REQUESTING AIR SUPPORT*
The Causal lol
Mmm air support when you got a 105mm cannon?
@@callumbatten3491 wow...... And you thought I didn't know that?
The Causal r/woosh
@@callumbatten3491 r/wooosh
*slaps roof of tank*
This baby can *exceed the public safety of others by amazing them!*
How tall are salesman to slap tank's roof
*slaps roof of tank*
This bad boy can turn an expensive roll royce,ferrari or luxury cars into pricless tin cans
Hah
@@yummyramen2821 haha good one
Макс Дольский An absolute unit.
"Ill take $1,500 on pump 2 please......yes its the tank"
leethal956 😂😂😂😂 laughed out loud
Pffft, ordinary day here in Ukraine.
I imagined for a moment that people would come out to fill your tank up, wash windows, check tire pressure like some places would do in the old days; but paid by commisson. Someone would spot the tank and be out there so fast.
Felix B meh, heavy military vehicle with a large cannon. Tank or apc, Its all relative
+Felix B its not really a APC its rather light/scout tank. Fast and agile, which have reduced mass to stay agile, and mass reduction is acquired by lowering armor protection, and only 3 man crew. APC have 'carrier' in name, its combat role is diffrent, it should be able to carry troops - usually between 6-12. And there is also IFV - infantry fighting vehicle, which also have a little diffrent usage.
Popular rich kid: drives ferrari*
Quiet kid:
police dispatch: "Unit 361, reports of a speeding vehicle seen on the speed cams.."
*sees tank*
"actually, turn round, enjoy life a little longer"
Unusual Kmc HAHAHA omg LMaO
AHAHAHA SO FUNNY IM DYING LOL LOL XD XDDDDDDDD LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
That's fucked up but funny 😂😂😂😂😂
ItsAlcatraz im 14 and lubed up
Facts though.
Gamers will know what they have to do when seeing a gas station
sepi wowkwowkwowk
BOOOOM
Wkwkw
Jir komen indo masuk top
Wheres the grenades?
I was expecting a 5 star police chase! 😂
not gta man xd
*GTA SA Theme plays*
The Admiral 😂😂
Panzer
yeah me too man
Man1: "I drive a Ford Mustang, what do you drive?"
Man2: "A Scorpion"
Man1: "Oh, one of those two-door Mitsubishis..."
Man2: "No, an FV101 light tank"
Man1: "..."
no one will brake-check you
Max M I think some people might. People are dumb enough to brake check semis
Lincolnator I have seen semi brake-check videos. Its satisfying to see their cars be crushed by the semi :D
Max M yea lol
Max M there’s motorcycles who brake check lmao
It would feel like a speed bump
cops be like "what? no seatbelt"
razak iqbaal exactly what i was thinking.
Oi ya got a loicense for that tank you cheeky wanka?
Move the cannon to 6 O clock!!!
"What did you say?"
*Points gun at cop*
I'd be more cornered about a tank than a seat belt.
"Dispatch we have a hostile tank in the surrounding area, requesting A-10 warthog for backup".
VRRRRRRTTT*
*RTTTTTTTTTT*
Or in England’s case a good OL hurricane or b-25
@@grizzoh3232 Bring in the fucking B-2 mate
*BRRRTTTTTTTTTTT* *tank still untouched*
This brings a whole new meaning to the saying “fill the tank” lol
😂
Let's just say, nobody cut him off
Cameron Flack and have fun scraping it off the ground. XD
Cameron Flack kk
Miss my M113A3 sometimes. If your name wasnt Bradley or Abrams you had better give way.
Hope you have insurance otherwise your cars in the dump
Yeah if that happened, the Laws of Physics will definitely favor the tank every time. The passenger car would most likely be a total loss, hp while the tank would only have a few scratches on it, if any.
Sitting at a red light, watching the cars go by. There's a Jeep, Subaru, Buick, Land Rover, Toyota, Toyota, Subaru, Tank, Su-WAIT WHAT?!
Magic_Zach Where the heck do you live? Only big Jeeps, Japanese cars and one buick?
BMW, Mercedes, Opel, Audi, Peugeot, Nissan, BMW, American Police Car, German Police Car, another BMW, Mercedes, Tank, 5 American Police Cars, following the Tank... normal day in K-Town xD
kempo 95 U.S.
here in Naples, Florida it'll be:
Tesla, Jeep, Masarati, Jeep, Mercedes, Mercedes, BMW, lifted truck, Honda, Sub, lifted truck, Jeep, vintage car, Tesla, Lambo, Jeep, Mercedes, Tesla, Porsche, lifted truck
Naples, Florida? xD Are there any cities in the U.S. with names that do not appear in other parts of the world?
"That'll be 500 BP, sir."
"Alright, lemme grab my w---"
"No no, take it, please!"
Lol
"W-" what
Weapon?
@Derid ooooooohh
@@aayushchalekar8260 hehe, yea. Very normal statement, but the joke's in the cashier's response to the tank that's outside 😂
This dude is driving fast as hell around town
The only thing that would make this video even better is if they had a Kim Jong-un impersonator riding on top.
xXspectre170Xx WTF man XD
xXspectre170Xx YES!!! LOL XD
Why would that make it better. Kim Jong Un riding on tip of a british tank in UK.
xXspectre170Xx You mean the Queen? Kim Jong Un would be strange and unacceptable in many ways.
xXspectre170Xx I like firework song by kp
3:00 Tracked Armoured Vehicles always have right of way, if not by law, then by common sense.
MM: Also known as "The Law of Gross Tonnage"!
If they decide to disobey that law, then just run over them LOL
In the USA if you drive a tank on the interstate; people MUST let you merge or hahaha... they’re gonna get crushed
pretty sure you have to transport them on a trailer on the interstate due to road maintenance issues with treads.
Problem is very few people have any common sense lol
Girlfriend: Come to my house
Boyfriend: I can not I'm at war
Girlfriend: I'm alone at home!...
😂🤣
Ahahaah
So underrated even I didn't liked your comment
Nice copy
Come to me here @ home am not @ war
Thx guys. It takes me back to when I was driving them in German back in the 80’s
Aim the cannon backwards and keep shooting you'll go really fast trust me I did it all the time in GTA Vice City
MAPLETHELEAF It will be won't effective because this main gun in the tank is placed on counter recoil system it had some buffers and Hydraulic Pistons which absorbs three recoil of the gun instead of Tank.
Raj Pawar It's a joke lol
WorldGuiness Comments I have game World of Tanks Blitz it gas same vehicle noises as this one has.
Raj Pawar Ok,what i was saying is the dude was joking
It also works in GTA San Andreas. I use the tactic all the time when my tank gets stuck on the water.
"Who has the right of way?"
"Well, we're in the tank so...."
@@cloggedpizza239 where? I never read that part 😬
could've named the title as going to the petrol station to fill up the "tank"
I just plunged a banana into my spleen
PLEASE STOP.
It’s a Self propelled gun, not a tank. Big difference
Reeeee I like to ruin everyones fun please go away.
It’s time to stop
Loving the sound of that turbo-diesel!!! WAAAY cool!
You should've stop in McDonald's drive in 😁
NiceN ́Easy I don’t think they’d fit 😂
Uuuuuuuh I'll take a Bacon Egg Cheese biscuit with extra bacon with large coke and my friend here will take a Uranium tipped armor piercing saber tooth round.
And what made you think they would fit?
Caleb Cease dude it’s a joke
@@iamaspaceman8533 how do you know lol
A normal day in Rus... Great Britain?!
Thank u for one thousand likes :)
I think they drove a Mk4 Landship round London once
Yes only they drive on left
the storm recorded on a potato Anguilla, Antigua and Barbuda, Australia
Bahamas, Bangladesh, Barbados, Bermuda, Bhutan, Botswana, British Virgin Islands, Brunei
Cayman Islands, Christmas Island, Cocos Islands, Cook Islands, Cyprus
Dominica
East Timor
Falkland Islands, Fiji
Grenada, Guernsey, Guyana
Hong Kong
India, Indonesia, Ireland, Isle of Man
Jamaica, Japan, Jersey
Kenya, Kiribati
Lesotho
Macau, Malawi, Malaysia, Maldives, Malta, Mauritius, Montserrat, Mozambique
Namibia, Nauru, Nepal, New Zealand, Niue
Pakistan, Papua New Guinea, Pitcairn Islands
Saint Helena Ascension and Tristan da Cunha, Saint Kitts and Nevis, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Samoa, Seychelles, Singapore, Solomon Islands, South Africa, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, Sri Lanka, Suriname, Swaziland
Tanzania, Thailand, Tokelau, Tonga, Trinidad and Tobago, Turks and Caicos Islands, Tuvalu
Uganda, United Kingdom, U.S. Virgin Islands
Zambia, Zimbabwe
All these countries drive on the left too.
@@jonny5842 what
in great britain, we let u drive military vehicles
2:20 I love your tank had me dying.
felt bad they didn’t acknowledge the kid, probably made that kid’s day seeing it
That's what she said
Always makes my day when I see military vehicles out in public
Imagine driving up to school in that
Not suspicious at all
Bullies run away so you grab a Sten and start gunning
But use a Maus becouse is bigger, But you Will get to your school in 6 hours
@@jackzter04 screaming For King/Queen and Country!
youd win the whos dad has the coolest ride argument
hey what cheat code did you use ?
Left, Right, L2, X, fucking run
hesoyam
Panzer!!
aiwprton
it's called money, look it up
"Can you fill up my tank on my tank? Tanks"
Norwegian733 no, just no
Norwegian733 *ba dum tss*
Norwegian733 lol
Norwegian733
haha 3times (tank)
"Oi mate, you got license for driving that tank?"
"Why'd you cut me off you wank-"
*Turns turret around*
"Nevermind, my point is invalid"
SirMan McDude XD
Shhhhhh.....
You see nothing....
*casually edits comment*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍👍👍😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
First of all, if the gun was loaded, that would be illegal.
@@Mandorle21 It's a joke Einstein.
When you wanna flex on the army
you wait untill the army flexes back with challengers
@flex tape is great lol
@flex tape is great that sounds like ALOTTA DAMAGE
When you got backpain so you watch anime to cure it.
WHY???
If the police pull you over don't forget to ask them, "Which way to Berlin?"
Was that From A-team?
Yes and no. The quote from A-Team is a parody quote from "Battle of the Bulge," a 1965 movie.
Nate weak bait.
How would they be pulled of if that tank is givernment property
Jenson DENYER that’s funny because I’m American and I just so happen to be Norwegian, Irish and Danish. Your comment is pointless.
Still has better fuel efficiency than most pickup trucks
2:33 some random kid in a car waving at the tank like crazy...
xD
Omg lol
you can hear him yelling a few seconds before
BigSquirrelNuts of that was me when I was younger
BigSquirrelNuts Should've aimed the cannon at the car for that.
Station Worker- Sir, where is the tank?
These guys- Are you blind! What do you think we are driving!
Worker- Sir, I mean fuel tank.
Also having fish in a tank in the tank. So you refiel the tank of tank while driving around a tank full of fish.
Percival The Mad Crusader dumb 😂
@@Oscar-j6b 😄😄👏👏😄😄👏👏😄😄👏👏
News flash: most western countries got rid of station workers years ago. I remember one place my parents went to often in 1994, and then i had one about 8 years ago in a tiny country town but I think it was the actual owner.
Tank you for this shit joke
I don't know how I ended up here, but i'm so glad I did.
7 gears forward, 7 gears reverse 😂 awesome little cvrt!
Teacher: today we are going to Britain!
Girls: omg!!! I can’t wait to see the Big Ben!!!
Me and the boys:
I just remembered something interesting, it is possible to take a tour of Big Ben, BUT you have to be a UK citizen
Fun fact: To my knowledge, you can't drive a private tank on the street here in America (off-road you can of course), so that's one extra privilege these British guys have.
@@thunderbird1921 pretty sure that isn't true from what I know the only requirements common across all states is disabling the weapons and changing the treads for street one that don't destroy the roads.
@@thunderbird1921 you actually can, just has to be fully street legal
@@BotCheese in the uk you can own a fully working tank on a firearms licence as long as it only loads one shell per shot and isn’t auto loading
"What vehicle is going to the station?"
"A Challenger"
"Challenger? Like a Dodge Challenger?"
"No, the Challenger MK 2 MBT"
"Crikey"
"What vehicle is going to the station?"
"A Porsche"
"Cool,like a Porsche sports car?"
"No,the Verstuct Konstruckt 45.01 Porsche Tiger"
Łukasz Wasilewski pzkpfw VIII Maus*
Challenger*
dude, i thought you man the space shuttle Challenger 😂
thegrassmaster2 XD
Street thugs: *Think they’re tough*
These guys: That’s cute.
MarchingArts wow you're so tough for driving around in a tank who's weapons don't work
Slap them with the turret or run them over
@@ryant1494 *Runs you over with my 20 ton Tank* who needs the Cannon?
Ryan T lol you act like the tank needs the cannon to be lethal
Bloop you act like people cant out manoeuvre a tank
As a kid who has seen tanks from his childhood roaming arround his house...
I can approve this 100% that tanks really go in public like this
*I guess you could say he went to fill up his tank....*
Kill me
*gets railgun tank*
OK
Glafly
*prepares the rifles*
@@nico.ch029 *DO IT, DO IT NOW. COME ON!*
Ahhhh see what you did there
it's amazing how kind people are on the road when you're in a 12.7mm welded aluminium tank, armed with an ROF 76mm l23a1 gun.
unarmed
Its actually armed just not filled with ammo
+SOADfreakable
doesn't matter, they could still drive them over, if the other drivers aren't nice
Look up the definition.
Armed:
"equipped with or carrying a firearm or firearms".
It's armed with an unloaded weapon. Simple.
12.7mm tank? Thats small
You people treat this like this is uncommon! In Russia tanks are casually parked on the side of roads and highways. No joke!
Joseph Stalin 3 likes, i feel bad for you my friend...
@@swilto_8749 feel bad for you bro
Those tanks were all made by Lada and all broke down waiting for a tow.
John Kidd as oppose to reliable british motor vehicles
In Soviet Russia, tank drives YOU..
Has to be one of the best videos on RUclips . Classic