Driving A Tank Past Big Ben & Downing Street In London!

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  • Опубликовано: 4 ноя 2024

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  • @-_-JJ
    @-_-JJ 5 лет назад +2365

    1:18 A girraffe casually driving a beetle while getting greeted by a man inside a tank at the Westminister Abbey, classic London

    • @kendrickrochelanzot2053
      @kendrickrochelanzot2053 5 лет назад +87

      A Wild Goosealine I thought I was on drugs or somethings

    • @JustafellowHuman54
      @JustafellowHuman54 5 лет назад +38

      He’s not driving since they drive in the left side of the road there so he’s actually a passenger

    • @JustafellowHuman54
      @JustafellowHuman54 5 лет назад +10

      Plus the guy gave him a thumbs up

    • @egorence2149
      @egorence2149 5 лет назад +6

      that's why i wanna go to england

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 года назад +13

      In the UK we have our steering wheel on the left side m8

  • @efeerbas2709
    @efeerbas2709 5 лет назад +4437

    "Why are you late!"
    "Im sorry honey, there was a tank in front of me"

    • @canakcora1890
      @canakcora1890 5 лет назад +13

      Kes

    • @efeerbas2709
      @efeerbas2709 5 лет назад +2

      @@canakcora1890 kardeşim mal mısın yoksa öyleymiş gibi mi davranıyorsun

    • @canakcora1890
      @canakcora1890 5 лет назад +9

      Yok Knk doğru perinçeği gördüm de Türk müsün merak ettim tm kardeşim hadi iyi günler

    • @tiran6455
      @tiran6455 5 лет назад +3

      Doğu döneğini sil

    • @yoesoef4902
      @yoesoef4902 5 лет назад +1

      Sbeve

  • @eliasmsjqh5868
    @eliasmsjqh5868 5 лет назад +13044

    When you're late to D-Day

    • @saadirfan7909
      @saadirfan7909 5 лет назад +172

      Lol

    • @Abdirahman_Mohamed
      @Abdirahman_Mohamed 5 лет назад +445

      "alright, we'll nip round to tesco express, grab some mars bars then we'll storm normandy!"

    • @Vigilante-k4q
      @Vigilante-k4q 5 лет назад +350

      75 yrs too late

    • @gizmokiller1472
      @gizmokiller1472 5 лет назад +77

      Tank from ww1 gets to france ww2 already stated ww1 tank:bitch its still ww1 morden shows time ww1 tank crew:0.0 how

    • @RadioactiveSkullSocial
      @RadioactiveSkullSocial 5 лет назад +48

      Dude I’m high af and seeing that had me bawling

  • @zorropopo
    @zorropopo Год назад +113

    I love how the traffic quickly clears up when they see a tank behind them.

    • @aspopulvera9130
      @aspopulvera9130 7 месяцев назад +7

      i mean it's a tank and no one wants to be at the end of a barrel 💀

  • @Nicolaukk
    @Nicolaukk 5 лет назад +4502

    just a normal day in Russia, except it ain't Russia

    • @yusuf_kizilkaya
      @yusuf_kizilkaya 5 лет назад +123

      in soviet russia big ben drives you by a tank

    • @zitrionazera6188
      @zitrionazera6188 5 лет назад +10

      Isso não é russia man

    • @xurilordoflife7264
      @xurilordoflife7264 5 лет назад +15

      То то там дороги раздолбаны ...

    • @tcg1_qc
      @tcg1_qc 5 лет назад +56

      In Russia you don't own a tank the tank owns you

    • @cartton5929
      @cartton5929 4 года назад +21

      Не не, у нас за танком медведь сидит.

  • @cryptality701
    @cryptality701 4 года назад +1906

    France 2013:
    "Why are you here? The war already ended!"
    "Sorry , was stuck in traffic"

  • @nachoventura9203
    @nachoventura9203 8 лет назад +2183

    There is something more amazing in this video, and no one noticed. The giraffe driving a red car the minute 1:17

    • @nidowald
      @nidowald 8 лет назад +18

      lmfaooo

    • @randynusbaum7271
      @randynusbaum7271 8 лет назад +54

      and the driver gave him a thumbs up

    • @jcdenton166
      @jcdenton166 7 лет назад +3

      its not our fult its the ZOOS fult

    • @TitusM7
      @TitusM7 7 лет назад +2

      yes you're the only one that noticed it. clap clap

    • @SSmpGaming
      @SSmpGaming 7 лет назад +1

      i did i was like Da FUQ

  • @Appleduck2007
    @Appleduck2007 3 года назад +769

    I'm surprised the tank fits in the lanes lol

    • @peteaxe2067
      @peteaxe2067 3 года назад +28

      Their designed on purpose

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 года назад +88

      @@peteaxe2067 I'm suprised a tank is street legal...

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 года назад +32

      @@peteaxe2067 If somebody was driving a tank in America they'd have the entire military after them. Lol.

    • @samdesplancke3906
      @samdesplancke3906 3 года назад +86

      @@BurntTM umm no lol there also street legal in america and legal to have the gun operational

    • @BurntTM
      @BurntTM 3 года назад +4

      @@samdesplancke3906 Oh haha.

  • @kimjong-un1136
    @kimjong-un1136 4 года назад +5202

    Police: "The reason I've pulled you over today is because... "
    Tank driver: "Be honest... it's the tank, isn't it? "
    Police: "It's the tank bro. "

    • @GamerTroll911
      @GamerTroll911 4 года назад +242

      Alternative ending: No, well sorta but it’s because I saw your friend holdin’ a butter knife there...

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 года назад +14

      XD

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 года назад +42

      no well I have spotted that ur fellow man is welding a rather deadly splinter and so we have come to agreement to call in a carpet bombing
      But first it it time for a spot of T

    • @kimjong-un1136
      @kimjong-un1136 4 года назад +76

      @@kierangallears2670 Police: "Don't get me wrong buddy, the cannon on the front is fine, but bro... "
      Tank driver: "It's the knife isn't it? "
      Police: "Bro, it's the knife"

    • @kierangallears2670
      @kierangallears2670 4 года назад +12

      Welcome to London

  • @MrCrumpets368
    @MrCrumpets368 4 года назад +2203

    Tank: *Parks illegally*
    Towing Company: “We’re gonna need a bigger flatbed”

    • @LuigiCotocea
      @LuigiCotocea 4 года назад +15

      OOF

    • @user2C47
      @user2C47 3 года назад +50

      Towing Company to Customer: Sorry Sir, but all of our trucks, combined, were unable to get the obstruction to move.

    • @sahelamiri2191
      @sahelamiri2191 3 года назад +11

      *Uses helicopter to tow vehicle*

    • @nantanatsemarat411
      @nantanatsemarat411 3 года назад +8

      @@sahelamiri2191 that won’t do it, the building in London is pretty high up and it might cause an incident and make the towing company needs more flatbed

    • @sahelamiri2191
      @sahelamiri2191 3 года назад +5

      @@nantanatsemarat411 that’s just a joke-

  • @thatoneguy_mir
    @thatoneguy_mir 4 года назад +1680

    Bus Driver: "if you look to our right you can see a.... What The!!!!"

    • @yagoovirus2751
      @yagoovirus2751 4 года назад +46

      I read that in british accent lol

    • @waynefromthedead8843
      @waynefromthedead8843 4 года назад +6

      That a vibe

    • @agusmu858
      @agusmu858 4 года назад +3

      There's a tank

    • @C_Henry1
      @C_Henry1 4 года назад +20

      @@yagoovirus2751 Alrighty, to the right you will, OH BLODY HELL ANOTHER WAAR. XD

    • @akhtarholoidsimp1564
      @akhtarholoidsimp1564 4 года назад +2

      @@yagoovirus2751 The virus is spreading

  • @ItsMotoMatt
    @ItsMotoMatt 3 года назад +256

    CAR: "Beeeeeeeeep!"
    TANK: *So you have chosen death...*

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 года назад +3

      Pls time stamp I can’t find it

    • @kowalski7086
      @kowalski7086 3 года назад +2

      @@Mini-wd7qz its a joke i domt think anyone would dare beep at a tank….

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 года назад +1

      @@kowalski7086 are u sure it’s a joke tho

    • @VlerkeDamne
      @VlerkeDamne 3 года назад +2

      @@Mini-wd7qz Bit late but 5:15

    • @Mini-wd7qz
      @Mini-wd7qz 3 года назад +2

      @@kowalski7086 it’s not a joke

  • @desertfox1792
    @desertfox1792 6 лет назад +2547

    Could you imagine if a cop tried to stop this:
    Cop: "Do you know why I stopped you?"
    Tank Driver: ".....Because I let you?"

    • @stox9630
      @stox9630 5 лет назад +42

      old joke fucker

    • @feelsbadman1833
      @feelsbadman1833 5 лет назад +224

      @@stox9630 You're replying to an 8 month old comment, fucker.

    • @wandowander9360
      @wandowander9360 5 лет назад +96

      @@feelsbadman1833 What the fuck is going on here fucker?

    • @anonymousk4694
      @anonymousk4694 5 лет назад +168

      *slowly eats popcorn*

    • @smoove_
      @smoove_ 5 лет назад +46

      @@wowarmy8154 hello, fucker

  • @Axel_Morell
    @Axel_Morell 5 лет назад +3187

    Girlfriend: Come to my house
    Boyfriend: I can not I'm at war
    Girlfriend: I'm alone at home!...

    • @Michael-gc2pd
      @Michael-gc2pd 5 лет назад +73

      To be honedt it aint funny more like cringy

    • @tudduls1950
      @tudduls1950 4 года назад +138

      Lisa Skes to be honest nobody gives a fuck about your opinion

    • @mythicalumut6174
      @mythicalumut6174 4 года назад +22

      Kevin Ortiz can’t agree more lmao 😂

    • @lukepreston709
      @lukepreston709 4 года назад +9

      Kevin Ortiz he’s allowed to say it

    • @minhnghiaduong
      @minhnghiaduong 4 года назад +6

      FBI OPEN THE DOOR

  • @pitied3744
    @pitied3744 4 года назад +5420

    Car: *honks angrily*
    Tank: *turns turret* dont do that

  • @abandonedaccount123
    @abandonedaccount123 3 года назад +85

    2:13 "This is taking a while..."
    *sloooooowly rotates turret and loads round*

  • @AvaFaeBunny
    @AvaFaeBunny 5 лет назад +6541

    when the british police hear you have a butter knife

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 лет назад +95

      AlphaWolfBlood oh piss off it’s beyond funny

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 лет назад +207

      Lol they consider you armed and dangerous. The police are literally shaking in fear of your butter knives. 😆

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 лет назад +44

      @@TheftTone6 I'm sorry are you a shitposter? Or do you actually believe the delusional bullshit you spout out?

    • @francoisgirodet8267
      @francoisgirodet8267 5 лет назад +30

      Can we speak about french police ?

    • @dan27032
      @dan27032 5 лет назад +8

      Nomadic Crimson devil guys am I funny yet?

  • @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978
    @door-to-doorhentaisalesman2978 5 лет назад +4639

    I guess UK police can't arrest people with tanks, they can only arrest people with butter knives.

    • @BidiguiloChefao
      @BidiguiloChefao 5 лет назад +95

      Door-to-Door Hentai Salesman lol

    • @willowyknight7645
      @willowyknight7645 5 лет назад +25

      Agreed

    • @aibh7903
      @aibh7903 5 лет назад +46

      They don’t arrest people with butter knives either

    • @berry5974
      @berry5974 5 лет назад +108

      @@aibh7903 It's a joke

    • @rocco2750
      @rocco2750 5 лет назад +20

      @@aibh7903 just people leaving comments on the internet.

  • @hintaos3872
    @hintaos3872 5 лет назад +603

    *Flashbacks at GTA San Andreas memories while driving*

    • @chris52209
      @chris52209 5 лет назад +9

      LOL in GTA 5 rp I was driving a miltary hey down the highway and the police chasted me all the way to Plato bay

    • @V_For_Vigilante
      @V_For_Vigilante 4 года назад +3

      @@chris52209
      Gta 5 is trash

    • @deidaratsuchikage289
      @deidaratsuchikage289 4 года назад +4

      Hin Taos
      I prefer GTA San Andres
      More fun and almost the same like here

    • @shakmp4
      @shakmp4 4 года назад

      The tank is weird tbh. One small bump to a vehicle BOOM EXPLODES

    • @hintaos3872
      @hintaos3872 4 года назад +3

      @@shakmp4 Strongly agree with you, pinhead.

  • @CelticCrafter
    @CelticCrafter 3 года назад +142

    i love how many people simply just stood there or walked by like this is totally normal

    • @personpointingtwogunsatyou
      @personpointingtwogunsatyou 3 года назад +7

      Because it is normal

    • @muskateer12345
      @muskateer12345 3 года назад +9

      It’s not exactly a fucking spaceship buddy it’s not that crazy

    • @CelticCrafter
      @CelticCrafter 3 года назад

      @@muskateer12345 its still dope as hell fuckhead

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 3 года назад +2

      @@CelticCrafter In Germany you can sometimes see like 10-20 tanks on the Autobahn. Leopard goes brrrr

    • @prezentoappr1171
      @prezentoappr1171 Год назад +12

      @@muskateer12345 would be great if the emergency landing of a space shuttle happened like in the movie the core

  • @thomaslangtry3771
    @thomaslangtry3771 4 года назад +5698

    Car : beeps at tank
    Tank: turns turret
    Car : I would like to apologise

  • @kagakai7729
    @kagakai7729 5 лет назад +787

    Now drive the battleship Bismarck past the Denmark Strait
    What do you mean "it's been done?"

    • @Bore_hole
      @Bore_hole 5 лет назад +8

      bruh, the bismarck sank

    • @longschlongmcgee5320
      @longschlongmcgee5320 5 лет назад +38

      @@Bore_hole We know, but you can always get the Bismarck from where it sank a pilot it
      It's totally functional

    • @revolverocelot3697
      @revolverocelot3697 5 лет назад +28

      tiger tank probably some blueprints are still around
      German Beasts
      1) Bismarck (Naval warmachine)
      2) Schwerer Gustav (Railroad cannon)
      3) Elephant (Tank) it’s a beast of steel

    • @lesoviet932
      @lesoviet932 4 года назад +9

      @@revolverocelot3697 The Elephant was garbage, Maus is where its at

    • @classifiedclassified3795
      @classifiedclassified3795 4 года назад +3

      @@lesoviet932 Pfft. What are you talking about. The best German tank is obviously KARL.

  • @thecoconut4569
    @thecoconut4569 5 лет назад +624

    what’s next “taxing my b52 bomber down the street”

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 лет назад +12

      *French Guy Laugh* LMAO

    • @yourvietnamraifu4663
      @yourvietnamraifu4663 5 лет назад +12

      *Laughs is baguette*

    • @Photoshop5857
      @Photoshop5857 5 лет назад +8

      *I TRIED THAT IN GTA BUT FAILED*

    • @jpaulc441
      @jpaulc441 5 лет назад +20

      Taking your aircraft carrier for a spin around the lake

    • @AviTheWolf
      @AviTheWolf 5 лет назад +3

      Me:how bout something more reasonable I will taxi my Messerschmitt ME262 down the street

  • @bloodwyn4184
    @bloodwyn4184 2 года назад +149

    5:15 the audacity to honk at a tank.

    • @felixleong61
      @felixleong61 Год назад +16

      Tank : *Turns turret, points at car* Let's see who is louder. Your little car horn or the sound of my 105 mm rifled gun firing a HE round right at you.
      Car : I want to apologize.
      (I actually don't know the type of the gun lol. Just guessing here.)

    • @MohammedWentBoom
      @MohammedWentBoom Год назад +2

      Imagine if the gun actually worked

    • @38centimeters
      @38centimeters 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@felixleong61 Since the gun is held I’m guessing this is a 155mm. Chassis also looks like one from a m109 paladin. Tho the gun seems to be lacking it’s usually larger muzzle break.

    • @K.izm.a
      @K.izm.a 5 месяцев назад

      @@felixleong61a scary gun, that’s the gun

  • @pratyushmallick697
    @pratyushmallick697 5 лет назад +2473

    How to make supercar owners sad ....
    Just bring a tank

    • @leiloan7677
      @leiloan7677 5 лет назад +47

      How to make tank owners ridiculous ...
      Just bring a fuckin' B 52 or a Career

    • @johnt3606
      @johnt3606 4 года назад +47

      @@leiloan7677 nah a10 better, hail brrrrrrtttt

    • @Killerjacob04
      @Killerjacob04 4 года назад +22

      @@johnt3606 HAIL THE Brrrrrrtttt

    • @nielsrooiman772
      @nielsrooiman772 4 года назад +6

      Quadtrack

    • @harrier827
      @harrier827 4 года назад

      @@nielsrooiman772 no

  • @lanternfragments
    @lanternfragments 7 лет назад +779

    I think the pedestrians checked to news to see if their city was under martial law

    • @fabulousfenec9733
      @fabulousfenec9733 7 лет назад +14

      DuckProductionsQuack hhhhhh lol

    • @robertdunn7913
      @robertdunn7913 7 лет назад +70

      its the UK they are always under martial law

    • @zakizk6211
      @zakizk6211 7 лет назад +25

      +Robert Dunn That makes no sense

    • @cibriosis
      @cibriosis 7 лет назад +8

      It's getting quite popular in the uk isn't it

    • @TheMistBeats
      @TheMistBeats 7 лет назад +31

      Napalmin' Charlie more like shariah law in london

  • @ancientmesopotamian1699
    @ancientmesopotamian1699 8 лет назад +2864

    Making my way down town....

  • @LeadingMole058
    @LeadingMole058 3 года назад +32

    Driving a tank is definitely on my bucket list.

  • @christopherlue9096
    @christopherlue9096 5 лет назад +259

    Making my way downtown
    Driving fast
    To the government building
    For the Coup d’etat

  • @User_014
    @User_014 3 года назад +902

    7:56 "Aim at that tower right there!"

  • @ukspizzaman
    @ukspizzaman 5 лет назад +440

    An enemy tank would probably get the same reaction.. "quick, take a picture of that!"

    • @aibh7903
      @aibh7903 5 лет назад +5

      ukspizzaman literally what other reaction would be appropriate lmao

    • @zab6124
      @zab6124 5 лет назад +15

      @@aibh7903 running away THEN taking the picture

    • @shadowdemon553
      @shadowdemon553 5 лет назад +3

      ZaB I think you are referring to those French bois

  • @gamermind6158
    @gamermind6158 3 года назад +62

    12:42 holy shit i felt he looked right at me

  • @muhdshuhairi609
    @muhdshuhairi609 5 лет назад +852

    2013: We Have a tank
    2080: Yeah, i have a Hydrogen Bomb For sale.

    • @aryansingh2459
      @aryansingh2459 5 лет назад +14

      @_ benni Yes , so this Death Star is around a million.

    • @musicman1989
      @musicman1989 5 лет назад +26

      4019: We have some Thanos gloves left on sale.

    • @baldwin817
      @baldwin817 5 лет назад +2

      hydrogen ? no isnt its antimatter

    • @dereenaldoambun9158
      @dereenaldoambun9158 5 лет назад +11

      102019: Buy One Black Hole,Free 2 Supernova Explosions.

    • @javidmirza4584
      @javidmirza4584 5 лет назад +1

      Muhd Shuhairi we had H bombs since 1960

  • @Zichoe
    @Zichoe 6 лет назад +423

    It's rare to find a supercar on the street, it's even rarer to find a tank in a garage

    • @flitsertheo
      @flitsertheo 6 лет назад +19

      3:23 the perfect angle for a shot at Big Ben.

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 5 лет назад

      It's not rare to find supercars on the street at all 😂 what are you talking about?

    • @Kickmon
      @Kickmon 5 лет назад +2

      @@liamc1102 Literally depends what area of the country you're in...

    • @liamc1102
      @liamc1102 5 лет назад

      @@Kickmon Yes, of course. But they aren't rare.

    • @Kickmon
      @Kickmon 5 лет назад

      @@liamc1102 Dude I grew up near St Albans which is one of the most expensive cities to live in, in the UK. Literal months would go by without seeing one. I've been living in the midlands for 3 years now. Not seen a supercar the entire time. But sure, they aren't rare.... Edit: In fact a quick google shows, as of 2017, there are only 36,000 supercars registered in the UK compared to the 35 million other vehicles

  • @shakir1998
    @shakir1998 6 лет назад +887

    5:16 imagine having the balls to blow your horn at a tank lool

    • @stathispapadopoulos7926
      @stathispapadopoulos7926 6 лет назад +96

      fs87 and then the tanks turns the turret and aims at your face... will he still have the balls to say anything? I would like them to do it if it was a tank with an actual working turret just to see what happens...

    • @usagifang
      @usagifang 6 лет назад +16

      "Your engine is smoking. Please dont blow me up."

    • @Matt_Diesel
      @Matt_Diesel 6 лет назад +6

      Should such a scenario occur, simply ask them if they have any rice and beans on board. When they ask you what unit you were in, just grin coldly and equip your shades. They will assume you're an asshole and blow you up cheers!

    • @LichlordKazam
      @LichlordKazam 6 лет назад +5

      Why would they even drive a tank in a city with the same population of a fookin' chicken farm orgy?

    • @hosshydraa1181
      @hosshydraa1181 5 лет назад

      @@stathispapadopoulos7926 It is a real working turret.

  • @djfhsusbruh6698
    @djfhsusbruh6698 3 года назад +17

    2:15
    Imagine looking back of the bus and you a Tank pointing toward you.

  • @tonystank2399
    @tonystank2399 7 лет назад +2230

    This thing gets more attention than a aventador or 488

    • @jcdenton166
      @jcdenton166 7 лет назад +5

      theirs that same merc down in taunton

    • @GB101ish
      @GB101ish 7 лет назад +14

      Ya because an overpriced is something you are allowed to get (does not mean that you will ever) but a military vehicle of that nature is probably illegal to own.

    • @tonystank2399
      @tonystank2399 7 лет назад

      Nope there are a few civilians that were able to purchase tanks of their own.

    • @Globus601
      @Globus601 7 лет назад +3

      Tony Stank They know the right people ;)

    • @undeadwonderland4264
      @undeadwonderland4264 7 лет назад +13

      Really you can buy any military vehicles even tanks but here in the USA if you get a tank you need to have the barrel cemented and rubber tracks on it in order to drive it around that's if you got the money to buy one though and fix it up you not gonna get anything new but you can get your hands on some old stuff lol

  • @bathwars
    @bathwars 5 лет назад +545

    I feel so at home watching this video, here's a little tour guide:
    1:26 - Westminster Abbey
    3:10 - Big Ben
    6:05 - Downing Street
    9:50 - Trafalgar Square
    10:22 - National gallery

    • @ukbb2632
      @ukbb2632 4 года назад +2

      Parliment kids.

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 года назад +5

      Sadly I don't live in London I live a little 2 hours north from London like to move down there one day

    • @myklmyers
      @myklmyers 4 года назад

      Thanks but never thought of visiting there anyway

    • @zxfeared
      @zxfeared 2 года назад

      @@cyodylolgaming same but north east

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 2 года назад

      @@zxfeared im just guessing the hours lol

  • @saritar1000
    @saritar1000 4 года назад +855

    Imagine if someone was robbing a bank somewhere on the way.

    • @zevailes
      @zevailes 4 года назад +65

      Police:Tank Unit on it's way will be there shortly.
      Bank Robbers:😯😮😱😵☠️👻
      Some random person:😐😑😓

    • @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24
      @icantcomeupwithagoodusername24 4 года назад +18

      Well get the anti tank gun hans

    • @robertbalazslorincz8218
      @robertbalazslorincz8218 4 года назад +3

      one huge BOOM later:

    • @bastionandganymede9543
      @bastionandganymede9543 4 года назад +15

      Botta wipe out the entire block cause some dude had an avocado and claimed it was a grenade.

    • @callummaloney2090
      @callummaloney2090 4 года назад +2

      Could you imagine you’re leaving bank and just see a tank what would you do like just

  • @pteppig
    @pteppig 3 года назад +8

    Tanks for this grand tour !

  • @febrykurniawan3791
    @febrykurniawan3791 4 года назад +526

    When you are in the 6 star level
    The military in GTA :

  • @karlchristianbognot1842
    @karlchristianbognot1842 5 лет назад +594

    They can arrest you if you have a suspicious salmon

  • @moistness482
    @moistness482 4 года назад +517

    Imagine a crash in this.
    Car: ouch
    Tank: did something happen?

    • @mozne5684
      @mozne5684 3 года назад +3

      Lamao

    • @Joey.the.producer
      @Joey.the.producer 3 года назад +9

      Speed bump!

    • @HappyGM-R
      @HappyGM-R 3 года назад +1

      I’m surprised the car didn’t die lol

    • @Joey.the.producer
      @Joey.the.producer 3 года назад

      @Mesmipha Hah, jokes on you, everything is crunchy if you hit it hard enough

    • @car1367
      @car1367 3 года назад +7

      Crash happen
      Car : ouch!
      Tank : my body feels little bit itchy

  • @Izzzzayy
    @Izzzzayy 3 года назад +3

    how am i ONLY seeing this NOW? This is amazing

  • @zarasuto7216
    @zarasuto7216 5 лет назад +387

    When flexing your super expensive car is not enough

  • @24HourMusic
    @24HourMusic 8 лет назад +217

    is it just me or did people honk their horns at a fucking TANK at 5:15

    • @d4rkhound388
      @d4rkhound388 8 лет назад +13

      Dumb fuckers did haha.

    • @gunch5492
      @gunch5492 8 лет назад +80

      There lucky the barrel wasn't loaded :P

    • @brockcherry5303
      @brockcherry5303 7 лет назад +20

      *turret rotates backwards, gun pointed at drivers seat* you say something?

    • @brando_64
      @brando_64 7 лет назад +5

      dont get angry with a tank driver hahaha

    • @muddywisconsin
      @muddywisconsin 7 лет назад +4

      ImaKillU they just need to reverse that tank

  • @jmlee737
    @jmlee737 4 года назад +259

    police: "sir i need you to step out of the vehicle"
    them: *closing and locking down the hatch* "load High Explosive"

  • @OffroadLogger
    @OffroadLogger 3 года назад +25

    "Why are you late?!"
    "Sorry honey, had to refuel.... 15 times."

  • @fishmoly7592
    @fishmoly7592 4 года назад +557

    When the EU hears you have memes

  • @ballisticddummy
    @ballisticddummy 4 года назад +427

    Military dad: Let's go to the school son!
    Teacher: Why are you so late?!
    Me: Well it's complicated

    • @Inderastein
      @Inderastein 3 года назад +8

      Dad at the window: Bye son!!
      ***moves at mach 9***

    • @657c
      @657c 3 года назад +2

      Dad: *cocks gun* don’t ask my son that

    • @matthewhoneywell7657
      @matthewhoneywell7657 3 года назад

      The driver is in front just know from what I remember as a kid

  • @klappstuhl8795
    @klappstuhl8795 4 года назад +377

    I would NEVER be mad when there is a Tank right in front of me!

    • @my_name117-letsgettheretog2
      @my_name117-letsgettheretog2 4 года назад

      Are you sure?

    • @JXDGES
      @JXDGES 4 года назад +13

      @SWØŘĐ Tiananmen square 1989 tank man would like to beg differ

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 3 года назад +10

      @@JXDGES what? I don't remember any event that happened that day

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 3 года назад +9

      @@knowhere9121 obviously

    • @nico-lasty
      @nico-lasty 3 года назад +2

      @@joskethegreat4154 Ahh, the algorithm has brought us history nerds together...

  • @andrewdaley3081
    @andrewdaley3081 3 года назад +15

    Watched this years ago but that tank is going to be perfect for shopping when the riots start. 🇬🇧👍

  • @garrl007
    @garrl007 7 лет назад +68

    Good job they are wearing camo.... Without that they would have probably been spotted!

  • @a10warthog38
    @a10warthog38 3 года назад +3201

    What’s your dream car?
    Girls: Porsche!
    BOYS:

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 года назад +31

      Underrated comment

    • @babitajain3235
      @babitajain3235 3 года назад +13

      This needs more likes

    • @Comrade_Sensei
      @Comrade_Sensei 3 года назад +114

      I think the boyz love to drive the porsche too

    • @chivaz8259
      @chivaz8259 3 года назад +61

      @@Comrade_Sensei ferdinand go brrrrr

    • @nic12344
      @nic12344 3 года назад +82

      I want both : a Porsche Tank!

  • @antonov225airplane7
    @antonov225airplane7 5 лет назад +115

    Red light: STOP!
    Tank: no

    • @leiloan7677
      @leiloan7677 5 лет назад +5

      Cops : STOP THAT VEHICLE
      Tank : Really Neggie ?

    • @stardustlight8630
      @stardustlight8630 4 года назад

      Leiloan Tank aims at police... hey point the tank somewhere els-

    • @G__Brtz
      @G__Brtz 4 года назад

      That profile pic has nothing to do with the name

  • @sikandersingh3145
    @sikandersingh3145 2 года назад +2

    It’s all smiles and cameras until the tank goes for Downing Street!

  • @zua7834
    @zua7834 3 года назад +2111

    Imagine if the tank hit someone
    “Honey what happened”
    “I got hit by a tank”

  • @themechanist7875
    @themechanist7875 7 лет назад +559

    5:15
    Car: Beeeeeeeeeeep!!!
    Tank: *Turns turret*
    That would have been fun :P

  • @solovevkiril
    @solovevkiril 4 года назад +645

    Teacher: class, we're going to visit London.
    Girls: Palaces and shopping!
    Boyz:

    • @joskethegreat4154
      @joskethegreat4154 3 года назад +41

      Every boyz gangsta till they realize its German tanks

    • @borntoclimb7116
      @borntoclimb7116 3 года назад +5

      @@joskethegreat4154 a new invasion

    • @Aroswife
      @Aroswife 3 года назад +6

      Not all girls wanna go shopping 🙃

    • @SwagTinCommander
      @SwagTinCommander 3 года назад +1

      Russian tanks

    • @TheAngelOfDeath01
      @TheAngelOfDeath01 3 года назад +2

      boyz: Do a bank robbery using a tank as a get-away vehicle!

  • @dogday1042
    @dogday1042 Год назад +9

    An online friend is building a super accurate M1 Abrams replica for movie work and he gets a ton of requests every day from people volunteering to work on it and crew it -- until he tells them they aren't going to drive around on public highways and the like. After that he never hears from them again. He says the question he gets most : "Is it street legal?"

  • @firedell1031
    @firedell1031 3 года назад +226

    1:19 That is the only every real life footage I've ever seen of a Subaru 360. (the little red car)

    • @GetDougDimmadomed
      @GetDougDimmadomed 3 года назад +18

      I thought that was a legit clown car so I did a double take. That thing is tiny.

    • @KuKluxSlider
      @KuKluxSlider 3 года назад +9

      i thought that's a fiat 500

    • @firedell1031
      @firedell1031 3 года назад +1

      @@KuKluxSlider nope

    • @That1Guineapig.
      @That1Guineapig. 2 года назад +16

      Subaru: Can I copy your homework?
      Volkswagen: Sure, just don’t make it obvious.

    • @zeinix2007
      @zeinix2007 2 года назад +1

      that car was cute af

  • @arbackhaus
    @arbackhaus 7 лет назад +251

    *Target, bus, front! Loader, HE* UP! *Send it* On the way!

    • @extremepower7168
      @extremepower7168 6 лет назад +7

      -ßЯҢ- Commando Target 25 metres, centre of arc!

    • @foundationsoversight8479
      @foundationsoversight8479 6 лет назад +5

      -ßЯҢ- Commando
      FIRE.

    • @jkraushaus1909
      @jkraushaus1909 6 лет назад +2

      GUNNER Tangos! Top floor of parking lot! 22 meters north east! Load HE! LOADED! Send it! ON THE WAY(BOOM)

    • @Airsoftsniper137
      @Airsoftsniper137 6 лет назад +6

      TARGET = Liberal Snowflakes!

    • @dorkmax7073
      @dorkmax7073 6 лет назад +6

      @@Airsoftsniper137 target= douchebag who drags politics into everything.

  • @fishfashfosh
    @fishfashfosh 5 лет назад +95

    These blokes are well equipped for the Brexit we’re not even at their level of preparation

  • @Trainman10715
    @Trainman10715 2 месяца назад

    driving a supercar in london doesnt turn heads much anymore because theyre so common, but this makes everyone stop in awe, brilliant

  • @-locke-6051
    @-locke-6051 4 года назад +149

    I've driven an assault tank through somewhat big city (around 200k people I think) and it was really exciting and terrifying at the same time. Driving through London would probably be too much for me. All the people around you and tight spaces everywhere. It's not easy, man.

    • @leriku2270
      @leriku2270 2 года назад

      Assault tank?

    • @traphimawari7760
      @traphimawari7760 2 года назад +10

      @@leriku2270 he probably means IFV because I'm pretty sure all weaponized tanks and weapons are capable of "assault" although specifically an IFV would be best for any form of assault depending on the kind especially with it's capability to hold infantry thus IFV, people call carrier ships assault carriers as well so Im guessing if it has the capability to deploy infantry or fire support it is generally an assault class vehicle

    • @leriku2270
      @leriku2270 2 года назад

      @@traphimawari7760 thanks

    • @ManueL-sd9jl
      @ManueL-sd9jl Год назад +5

      @@traphimawari7760 assault tanks are tanks made specifically for breakthrough purposes, heavily armored with decent gun and relatively slow mobility, its meant to lead spearhead offensives or any other offensives considered risky for a normal tank meaning it needs to be able to take a lot of punishment without any sever consequences while being able to return some sort of fire. Albeit like most classes of tanks it has been decommissioned with the increasing use of MBTs

  • @STARGUN8687
    @STARGUN8687 6 лет назад +472

    7:16 - the look he gave to Royal Guard is priceless)

    • @HIDE-oj6ps
      @HIDE-oj6ps 6 лет назад +15

      STARGUN8687 he looks like mr bean =3

    • @Chino56751
      @Chino56751 6 лет назад +2

      Usually, they just glare at everyone

    • @rahulkatare802
      @rahulkatare802 5 лет назад

      Funk Thief Bodyguard

    • @L.Fabian94
      @L.Fabian94 5 лет назад

      I think it was a booty

    • @idot3331
      @idot3331 5 лет назад +3

      You're on a horse? I'm on a fucking tank!

  • @jordanbarker2681
    @jordanbarker2681 4 года назад +302

    1:43 “ take out that bus”

  • @Mcree114
    @Mcree114 10 лет назад +275

    Who had the balls to honk at a tank?

    • @cybowe
      @cybowe 10 лет назад +152

      A bigger tank

    • @Emily-kw7qs
      @Emily-kw7qs 9 лет назад +4

      +That Guy lol

    • @dappersem1524
      @dappersem1524 7 лет назад +29

      McCree114 a T-34

    • @code1661
      @code1661 7 лет назад

      That Guy better than the question asked

    • @c.i.a.4618
      @c.i.a.4618 7 лет назад +6

      McCree114 BADASS Russians!

  • @wkingw7296
    @wkingw7296 5 лет назад +243

    People: I want a supercar
    My friends: I want a girlfriend
    Me: well it's complicated.

  • @Matthew-qx3dh
    @Matthew-qx3dh 4 года назад +107

    Boss: why are you late to work?
    -“sorry sorry, a tank was blocking my way”

  • @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind
    @ViewTube_Emperor_of_Mankind 5 месяцев назад

    Finally I get to see the view my grand grandpa probably dreamed of viewing... driving a tank through London.

  • @arsielomrh1373
    @arsielomrh1373 4 года назад +89

    Ww2 veteran in street see tank in the city: aa the tank,just an good old day

    • @SerTempleton
      @SerTempleton 4 года назад +3

      WW2 was 75 yrs ago. I am afraid that generation are no longer walking the streets.

    • @devilslove9665
      @devilslove9665 4 года назад +1

      @@SerTempleton secret responsibility exists as a Vetarian Guardian! A

    • @fortnitesucks6273
      @fortnitesucks6273 4 года назад +3

      @@SerTempleton um there are still WW2 veterans walking

    • @half-pro
      @half-pro 4 года назад

      WW2 flashbacks

    • @read6301
      @read6301 3 года назад +1

      My grandmother Is 98 years old and she goes to the park for walks so a WW2 veteran can still be walking the street

  • @ichbinensnober3975
    @ichbinensnober3975 7 лет назад +40

    this guy on the tank feel himself as a badass

    • @xX_JarotGaming_Xx
      @xX_JarotGaming_Xx 2 года назад +3

      It's a literal grandpa from Norway and he fucking drives a tank in London lmao

  • @deltaworkshop8181
    @deltaworkshop8181 3 года назад +199

    Anyone remember how in GTA , when you touch a car with a tank it blew up 😂

    • @rehansajid1106
      @rehansajid1106 3 года назад +24

      yup and sometimes the tank would touch a tiny indestructible bush and got stuck and ended up exploding

    • @DingoXBX
      @DingoXBX 3 года назад

      lmao just a little tap and then BOOM

    • @DontStealMyNoEffortName
      @DontStealMyNoEffortName 2 года назад

      @SlayrPratyushPP87 I spam the hell out of the exploding cars cheats and it sends them flying

  • @shark_eye
    @shark_eye Год назад +1

    9 years later. UK is so cool becuse you can legaly own and drive a tank in public.

  • @wonniewarrior
    @wonniewarrior 7 лет назад +44

    You made many people happy as you drove past. A lot were filming and photographing you.

  • @andrews_lego_tanks_and_more
    @andrews_lego_tanks_and_more 6 лет назад +15

    The sound of that engine purr satisfied me in many ways.

  • @jairzatch4196
    @jairzatch4196 4 года назад +166

    When you throw a rock at the military base in gta v

    • @Yurl_2
      @Yurl_2 4 года назад +2

      Gta london :)

    • @curseds0ldier
      @curseds0ldier 3 года назад +1

      Nah, Grand Theft Tank

  • @AspiringD3v
    @AspiringD3v 2 года назад +1

    Its pretty awesome to see a tank drive around in the streets.. whats not very awesome and terrifying is a convoy of foreign tanks on the street

  • @hjw2029
    @hjw2029 3 года назад +48

    this is especially great as it's in England. In Florida this is probably a daily occurrence, but in England this is quite rare.

    • @ajs43cc
      @ajs43cc 3 года назад +1

      As a Floridian I can confirm

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 2 года назад +2

      In Ohio theres always more than 2 tanks fighting a gigantic alien (most normal day in Ohio imo)
      And in Detroit you dont even own a tank theres 0 tanks in Detroit (cant have tanks in detroit)

    • @SportyMabamba
      @SportyMabamba Год назад +2

      There are a surprisingly high number of surplus Armoured vehicles in civilian ownership in the UK. It’s not common to see them in London though.

    • @richardweaver9682
      @richardweaver9682 Год назад

      Common in the desert of California, maybe every other month or two in Florida.. lol

    • @billywatts4689
      @billywatts4689 Год назад

      ​@@jordanfires9777maggot

  • @philbennett4150
    @philbennett4150 8 лет назад +515

    IT IS NOT A TANK!!!!! Its an artillery piece!!

    • @TankNutDave
      @TankNutDave  8 лет назад +94

      ITS NOT AN ARTILLERY PIECE ITS A SELF PROPELLED GUN!! Its title is used to test youtube account holders who have no videos and no understanding of SEO or that 99% of people who see it cant tell the difference when searching for it later in the day

    • @philbennett4150
      @philbennett4150 8 лет назад +10

      Right, am with you. After 22 years in the Royal Armoured Corps, I get a tad miffed when people call anything with a turret and a gun a tank. I would hate to be associated with those riff raff in the Royal Artillery! :-)

    • @TheHilariousGoldenChariot
      @TheHilariousGoldenChariot 8 лет назад +5

      Phil Bennett its a tank

    • @bryanmartinez6600
      @bryanmartinez6600 8 лет назад +3

      TheHilarious GoldenChariot look at the gun it has a muzzle brake no tank uses one after ww2 only self propelled guns or artillery

    • @scudb5509
      @scudb5509 7 лет назад

      HERPY DERPEDY pt-76.

  • @Steve_1999
    @Steve_1999 4 года назад +56

    When that guy looks back at the camera, I feel like he's looking into my soul.

  • @Nissambatukakangku
    @Nissambatukakangku Год назад +2

    Man, I miss the pre-Covid days.

  • @jordank7812
    @jordank7812 8 лет назад +40

    Imagine looking back in your rear view mirror and that popping up ......

  • @khalidz8696
    @khalidz8696 5 лет назад +213

    8:52 “WTF are u looking at?”

    • @cyodylolgaming
      @cyodylolgaming 4 года назад +6

      Probably the traffic behind them

    • @xEmlv
      @xEmlv 4 года назад +1

      مسوي انقليزي يخالد

    • @QUARTZXDYT
      @QUARTZXDYT 4 года назад +1

      @@xEmlv مدري

  • @AAAreph
    @AAAreph 9 лет назад +145

    I like how some people just don't give a flop like it's a normal

    • @originalsolider8951
      @originalsolider8951 9 лет назад +37

      Alae Phant There all probably russians

    • @recomn
      @recomn 9 лет назад +12

      +Alae Phant put this one in Syria, there its normal.

    • @bobbywinicher9080
      @bobbywinicher9080 9 лет назад

      +Original Solider that's a british tank lol

    • @unendeavouringbear7195
      @unendeavouringbear7195 8 лет назад +3

      +Alae Phant Well in America you walk around with guns, in England you drive around in tanks.

    • @dezerkerx2434
      @dezerkerx2434 8 лет назад

      +Atomic Hydes that's NATO

  • @SethACook
    @SethACook Год назад

    True youtube video, no intro - straight to the damn point - no talking - no boolsh*t.

  • @mindlessgonzo
    @mindlessgonzo 4 года назад +639

    You heard of An American Werewolf in London, now look for An American In London.

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 года назад +3

      Thought he was British

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 года назад +1

      @@kingneepneep6725 he is

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 года назад +5

      @@cyanoticspore6785 then it’s not looking for an American in London if he’s British

    • @cyanoticspore6785
      @cyanoticspore6785 3 года назад +13

      @@kingneepneep6725 I think the idea of the joke is that they're British people in a tank looking for Americans in London

    • @kingneepneep6725
      @kingneepneep6725 3 года назад

      @@cyanoticspore6785 oh lol

  • @mobius2536
    @mobius2536 7 лет назад +236

    Every one on the side of the road be like *MOM GET THE CAMERA*

    • @jalunbaird805
      @jalunbaird805 6 лет назад +2

      Dylan Bowling I noticed that a lot on the sidewalks though out the video

  • @sshep86
    @sshep86 6 лет назад +14

    Had a tank go through my village once. It was a challenger 2, when it turned at a junction it ripped a hole in the road and engraved several track marks. Things are a beast.

    • @nucleus691
      @nucleus691 Год назад

      That sounds metal as fuck

  • @lucastodd4222
    @lucastodd4222 3 года назад

    ‘The boys are back in town’ comes to mind..

  • @avant-gardener
    @avant-gardener 5 лет назад +150

    it looks kinda cute with sidemirrors

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 лет назад +12

      Why side mirrors though? Like bitch I'm in a mother fuckin tank. The only direction I need to go is forward. Last I checked my enemies are not behind me. Also I'm in a mother muffin tank any obstacle in my way ain't gonna be there for long. Lol

    • @TheftTone6
      @TheftTone6 5 лет назад +14

      @@Dettlaff2 Well when you grow a sense of humor then you will understand when someone is joking.

    • @lxmitless2999
      @lxmitless2999 5 лет назад +5

      @@TheftTone6 This is an epic comment

    • @crowbirdryuell
      @crowbirdryuell 4 года назад +1

      @@lxmitless2999 Hitler: E.P.I.C!

    • @El.Berto04
      @El.Berto04 4 года назад

      @@crowbirdryuell HRP?

  • @starwing0
    @starwing0 4 года назад +100

    “We shall fight them in the fields and in the streets”. - Winston Churchill

    • @thewildbruce5612
      @thewildbruce5612 2 года назад +5

      "We shall fight in the hills. We shall NEVER SURRENDER!"

    • @T90-MS
      @T90-MS Год назад

      Later in 1945 "We Shall Never su-(German Bomber Noises)

    • @starwing0
      @starwing0 Год назад

      @@T90-MS 1945?

    • @billywatts4689
      @billywatts4689 Год назад

      Churchill 😂 you absolute maggot

  • @MrCorfuz
    @MrCorfuz 3 года назад +56

    Who would have thought that watching a tank driving through London could be so entertaining!

    • @PhlanMichellePurss
      @PhlanMichellePurss 3 года назад

      I'm not from London. I'm from one of their invaded countries. Lost interest in the tank in the fristt 5 minutes and watched it for the scenary around it. As I have only seen it on the idiot box. So I've seen more of London in 15 than ever I guess. Poms in tanks!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gernil6216
    @gernil6216 3 года назад +2

    I'm literally watching this at 3:00am about a tank driving on the road

  • @haraldr3223
    @haraldr3223 7 лет назад +420

    In my country its normal seeing tanks drive on roads. I live in scandinavia

    • @animexsenpai7909
      @animexsenpai7909 7 лет назад +6

      Edward Longshanks - No jews club same here

    • @aco9880
      @aco9880 7 лет назад +1

      cool xd steal one

    • @tom-ji9uz
      @tom-ji9uz 7 лет назад

      Rastakaiffari œ yeah but it's Finland...

    • @divergentekonvergenz9365
      @divergentekonvergenz9365 7 лет назад +2

      Edward Longshanks - No jews club same in irak.

    • @tom-ji9uz
      @tom-ji9uz 7 лет назад +1

      Rastakaiffari œ Finland isn't the best place in world

  • @skailise8339
    @skailise8339 5 лет назад +41

    Imagine if one of those soilders shouted fire!!!!

    • @unknown-sl5lr
      @unknown-sl5lr 4 года назад +3

      Dude that would so funny to do😂😂

  • @hanselaffe7431
    @hanselaffe7431 4 года назад +50

    "a german dream 1940" - colorized

  • @Max_aura_adolf_rizzler
    @Max_aura_adolf_rizzler 4 месяца назад +2

    Bro chose violence 💀

  • @四季-i5k
    @四季-i5k 5 лет назад +157

    Next episode: fired a dummy round to prank some foreign looking guy
    Next next episode: I think we just caused a war...

    • @shakillzgaming586
      @shakillzgaming586 4 года назад +1

      dint you know *we already have a war and it virus time*

    • @televizion9962
      @televizion9962 4 года назад +1

      @@shakillzgaming586 ur dumbness is at alarming levels

    • @shakillzgaming586
      @shakillzgaming586 4 года назад +1

      @@televizion9962 yes yes i hear that a lot xD but still we all stupid before we be smart right xD