"The Kids Don't Like Quarantine... SEND HELP" - Quarantine Updates Weeks 4-6
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- Everything's fine, Everything's fine, Everything's fine did I mention everything is fine? The kids are doing great but they asked if you could click Subscribe & turn on notifications! Check out CBS Sunday Morning this Sunday (May 3rd, 2020) for part 7 of Quarantine Updates with Jim Gaffigan.
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STAND UP COMEDY:
Running a Maraton • "Running A Marathon" -...
Fitness Goals • "Fitness Goals" - Jim ...
4 Kids - Home Birth • "4 Kids/ Home Birth" -...
That's McDonald's • "That’s McDonald's!" -...
Hotel Pools • "Hotel Pools" - Jim Ga...
Travel International • JAPAN & CHINA - from N...
Weddings • "Weddings" - Jim Gaffi...
My Wife's Brain Tumor • "My Wife's Brain Tumor...
Shopping for Women's lingerie • "Shopping For Women's ...
Bars • "Bars Are Adult Playgr...
LETS GET COOKIN' (NEW SHOW)
Hot Dogs and eggs • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Pork Sandwich • "Let's Get Cookin' - P...
Burgers • "Let's Get Cookin' - B...
Toast • "Let's Get Cookin' - T...
MY KIDS REACT/ASK:
Welcome to Quarantine • “Greetings from Quaran...
My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up TV Appearance • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids React to my 1st Stand Up Special • "MY KIDS REACT: To My ...
My Kids Ask about Covid-19 • "MY KIDS ASK: About CO...
JIM EATS THE WORLD
Colombian Breakfast • "Hot Chocolate with Ch...
Kansas City BBQ • "Kansas City BBQ" - Ji...
Spain - Jamon & Churros • "Spain - Jamon, Churro...
DINNER WITH THE GAFFIGANS...
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Apr 22nd 2020 • Dinner with the Gaffig...
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This is the best birth control ad I have seen.
Not really. He makes it appear like it’s all a joke and funny. It’s the total opposite. Stress multiplied by 5. So glad my kids are grown.
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Jim, watching this was the highlight of my day. Dishes, laundry, cooking, cleaning, dishes, more laundry, more cooking. I’m exhausted. Thanks for helping me get through it today.
It’s actually a “reminder” cake container...to remind you to that you need to buy another one! LOL
Love how he forcibly calms his voice and slows his speech speed, to try and hide the turmoil within 😂
Excellent observation!😌
😂😂😂
Venus Stephens Yes, sort of like a movie 🎥 🍿 psychopath! 😂 just kidding! 😂
@@mariannesouza8326 😏😂
Oh man.... this is just to close to home...but still hysterical!! The .I'm with ya there bud...I have 4 in distance learning (nearly 7 yr old twins and 2 teenagers!! ). and I am not tech savvy!! But I am crazy tho!!😆 Reminants...of a party...everywhere!! ...
I love Gaffigan, his voice, his humor, it is so funny but somehow calming!
I’m a retired teacher and am so grateful I don’t have to deal with online teaching. Great chart Jeanie!
Amen.
OMG, Jim you are crazy! The way you've got that Bob Ross tone is killin' meh! 😂
That picture of the kids dog piling on each other is the best picture ever.
I wish I'd watched this during the pandemic! It would have cheered me up!! Love Jim Gafigan ❤✌🇨🇦
Jeannie is so German: efficiency above all! 😆🇩🇪
"They didnt break it, they destroyed it" 🤣 i feel like that is something my parents said about me and my siblings at least a few times.
We only had to change the combination twice... today
I laughed out loud at the empty cake container in the fridge. That's so taunting! The pile-on was funny too. You guys look like a great family. I hear NY's curve is starting to flatten, so hang in there. Love from Western Australia.
Rule in my house of five children if you eat the last of it you must wash the container. Had multiple containers in my fridge with one/two tablespoon of food in it. And no one did it. I'm sure Jim and Jeannie can relate to this.
Love from Fremantle!
I was in Australia from March 13th to April 19th in Alice Springs. Was with my Son, his Wife and 4 Grandchildren. The screaming 2 year old girl made me wish that i was back on Long Isand New York but i was truly safer in Alice Springs. The price of safety! But seriously i loved Alice Springs which tells any Australian that there is something wrong with me!
Nothing like your kids to keep you humble.
This guy is an American treasure. Thanks, Jim. God bless you.
" I don't know what it is about BBC news... " It's the accent. It's just calming and comforting.
...we're counting on you nerds to solve it, go science!"😂🤣 I can't with him.
I loved the teacher’s guitar advice in the background. “Make sure that middle finger’s all the way up.” It really stuck out to me.
Chef Jim, the reason so many people like you is because you're so personable. Your narrative about quarantine life is a humorous echo of my own. Thank you for who you are!
Dear Jim as a single mother of 5, grown now, when they were out of hand I took straws and cotton balls and had them blow them across the floor until they were tired, made races, etc. wore them out. (oxygen_
It’s actually a “reminder” cake container! LOL
We never stop loving you, Jim Gaffigan, and family.❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Thanks Jim. Your country needs needs you now more than ever. I appreciate you so much.
professional shut in...LOL!
only had to change the combinations twice😂
hey just remember Jim, we’re laughing with you💗
Jeannie is a specracular mother! That color coded schedule you your gonna get one heck of an vacation as a reward for your outstanding parenting.
I bet most of us thought, dam, just getting that chart, so beautifully done would take me hours, even days. lol.
Those rich kids are learning Chinese ... I wonder if that's their first foreign language they learn.
I have one child and I'm nearly insane. God bless those poor lost souls with two or more. (I do have my mother with us so....)
I'm enjoying spending so much time with my 11-year-old son. We play catch in the backyard almost every day, and have been working on Python programming projects together.
I seriously love you. I have 8, no NYC apartment but it definitely feels like it with all the noise, people, and traffic in my house. Home schooling and this pandemic has either taught me a new level of patience or apathy, can't figure out which one. Either way, my amazing coping is what's really important here. I loved and miss your show so much. These are hysterical, as usual your wit and comedic timing are impeccable. Your family is beautiful and your wife is a Saint. God bless you guys "Super Dad."
Something about his comedy, It’s soothing like BBC news.
oosung bum bum!
Yes! Well put! 💖✊💖
CNN at least cmon
It is the accent.
@@dgdigital2659 👏👏
I love how he seems to have actually lost his mind hahahaha
You're starting to sound like Michael Keaton in MR. MOM (1983) Haha!
"We're counting on you nerds to solve it." 😂😂😂😂😂😂 So accurate! 💕 Thanks Jim! Between the hoarders, the radical politic people, and just the downright stupid angry people the rest of us needed your humor! 💕
..Yay Science!!!
Jim, I honestly can't thank you enough for giving a voice to those of us stuck at home! My daughter, like your wife, is a brain tumor survivor (Also immunocompromised because of this) and I'm here with 4 teenagers. You. Are. My. Spirit. Animal. Thank you thank you! I feel like I need to throw up the mockingjay hand sign. Right here with you!
I am not crazy but I am getting there. I just told my husband today.😂😂
Ohhh...Jim, it's so lovely that you like the BBC News. We are rather proud of it.
God bless you and your family.
Much love, Cousin ~ U.K.
Make a toilet paper play house and do the best you can. " We fail at text support "! " We are trusting you nerds are going to solve this" . Love what you do Jim!
Quarentine was heaven for us, even with 3 kids and 2 dogs. I can say one child hasn't cleaned his room since Dec 2019...
Thank you for my daily Gaffigan relief.
Jim, this was really well produced and worth watching. I left the video happier, not sadder.
Thank you for helping us keep our collective sense of humor - it’s much needed! Stay safe everyone!
thanks!
Melinda Lee Thanks, you too!
"Hi, everyone. This is Jim Gaffigan. And this is...unfortunately what I look like."
Me: *snorts involuntarily*
Funny
We should give ALL senators and governors $1,200 for ten weeks and see how THEY like it!
The stimulus money needs to REPLACE the Hundreds of Thousands they make every year. I'd be interested to see how far they could stretch $24,000 in a year.
How about you get $0 then its the classic give an inch and they will try to take a mile story. You cant expect the government to pay for every single person's expenses they were nice enough to give what they did.
marlene katz like CEOs of failing companies, they should be paid $1 a year until this is solved.
@@Brian-do7sr sure and they paid for many corporations expenses which was very nice too
@@markbrownner6565 Don't feed the moron. They thrive on it because they have no souls.
Last video referenced the show Alice and now this one Groundhog Day. We all are living in that. You're a genius Jim and company
I like seeing how the kids interact. That's wholesome.
The little guy face he looks at you and says really!
Jim thank you for having me for dinner with your family every night for weeks...I've grown close to you...you're like family...I feel that if I ever hitch-hiked to NYC I could crash on your couch and you would be down with that. (LOL...thanks for keeping us all company!)
OMG I watch more news now than the past 66 years combined. Love other countries news too. Jim really nailed it. I have detailed conversations with my cats. I’m doomed.
At least they have the room in that NYC apartment 😳.
Imagine if that was a typical 2 bedroom NYC shoebox Apartment 😳😳😳😳😳.....
Wait, I remember seeing a video from a few yrs ago (maybe on Conan), showcasing life at home with the Gaffs, and that room was tiny. They must've recently upgraded 😯
All that Gigolo money is starting to trickle in isn't it Big Jimmer 😆
I love these Gaffigan updates....on days I walk around fighting tears, I tune in and I’m laughing until I’m crying but loving it!
Thank you the brief moment of serenity.
The kids are SO adorable! Did u seee the look Jack was giving him at 3:26? LOL!
Three years later and I’m going back to watch your videos. Thanks for the laughs 😂
I still got a kick out of watching this on June 9th when most restrictions are lifted ... still great.......
Lately, there's not much else that gives me joy except for Jim Gaffigan and my kid's laughter. I need large doses of both, so thanks, Jim!
I love you’re show “ let’s get cooking “
Vengeful Elf Goodness. Goodness. Bye
I'm an essential worker. This has become part of my morning routine. Thanks @jimgaffagan. ✌👍
"I was gonna throw it away." Classic.
It's so much easier hanging in there with your beautiful family!! You all are my little escape from the news!! I also love dinner with the Gaffigans!! BTW our kids are grown so just us 2. We will have a champagne party for You and Jeannie. Peace and Prayers!😉
Watching this today brings back how bad it was. And I don't even have children. Once again my hat is off to all the parents.
"... counting on you nerds to solve it." Lol-oved it!
“A profesional shut in” 😂
When I was living with 12 year old twins and their dad, their habits made me feel like I was living with a family of raccoons- sort of like you.🤪
What beautiful kids💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
I always wanted children. Thank you, Jim, for giving me 4 (no, 5, one is short) reasons for feeling blessed. I only have to clean up after 1 person.
"My boys..are savages." Oh god, I laughed so hard my ribs hurt. Father of two teenage boys, I am feelin your pain! LOL
You and your wife deserve a medal! But I do believe Chef Pat did an excellent job in Lets.Get Cookin!
We agree!
Jim is a treasured treasure.
JIm, you are my spirit animal. Right there with you, brother.
The plastic over the beautiful wood tables ...I feel you, Jim and Jim's wife! ....lol
Ahhhhhh....Kids add so much to our lives. The silent ninjas!
I love this video! Spot on. The color coded chart for five children...amazing!!!
I feel that he has entered my home and my mind...(we have 4 kids who are "distance learning" and I watch ALLLLL the news)
Super super super super super funny. And what a great family, kudos for the way you are raising your lovely funny smart kids. Love them all.
'Who does this..?' Places empty containers in the fridge?? My kids, too!
They are doing it on purpose and they are savages!
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You're the best, Jim Gaffigan! 💌
So accurate. Thanks for letting me know I’m not the only one struggling.
awww your children are so cute. the camera loves them. they're naturals. good luck to you and Mrs.Jim :)
😂😂😂😂 "like it's an episode of Law & Order"
Oooh, but it is!😆😆
I love good dads. I had a good dad.
I LOVE THE STEEL CAGE CHARGING CONTRAPTION WITH COMBO LOCK! Yesssss, MUST HAVE....
Some REALLY funny stuff...W/O the Perversion.!! ALWAYS refreshingly funny. Thank You, Jim.. BE SAFE 😘 Some Love from PA.
This inside peek into a big family is so hilarious, n at the same time adorable..🥰
I was child 5 of 6 kids so I know!! We all turned out ok, all 6 finishing college, raising super bright, funny and talented kids of our own.
Keep up the good work. One day they’ll be all grown up😱
I listen to Jim in the morning now, instead of news. I find my mornings get off to a better start now. Thanks Jim!
He just described Parenting 101 "EXTREME EDITION". We are in this together Jim. We feel and relate to you and your wife's pain and frustration as well as feeling that your going insane.
Hang in there jim! Your not alone
My brother always tried to push my mother over the emotional edge
Don't let the kids do it to you......you are using your humor to help others
I have a tough time cleaning after myself; dishes after cooking, cleaning the apartment, laundry etc..., but having to do that with 5 kids, must me exhausting, lol.
You have a beautiful family.
5:08 Yazz! Sometimes it feels like they hate you when you see their trash hahaha
LOVE your comedy Mr Gaffigan. I have all your DVDs and nothing gets rid of a bad mood like watching them.
Thank you Gaffigans, for making me laugh and feel happy!!
Omg the safety cage was great lol
OMG. GROUNDHOG DAY
That’s exactly what I have been thinking 🤔
0:48 Jim says he did "some" acting. According to IMDB our man Jim here has done quite a bit of work as an actor. Who knew?
He's a lot better than some that claim to BE actors.
Agreed! Everyone should watch "American Dreamer." Not a light-hearted movie by any stretch, but an important one -- and Jim is great in it.
He was funny as Alison Janney's husband in Away We Go!
Embarrassed by the news he used to watch! CNN, BBC, The Guardian, The Washington Facists...I mean Post! Talk abut catching up on the Fake News! CBS your no heroes either in these times!
@@adamw116 Justify Fascist, please. Perhaps you might want to check the definition first. And "your " and "you're " are NOT interchangeable.
Thank you for the fun you manage to bring to our lives.you have a beautiful 👪
Jim, thank you. thank you so very, VERY much.
Love these snippets of real life, real kids and real thoughts. It puts a smile on my face to see ours and our neighbors lives all wrapped in a funny perspective 😄🤗
You have GORGEOUS kids, those big eyes and lips, blonde and red hair, beautiful children. God bless!
This video is priceless. OMG I'm so glad my kids were grown and out when this thing hit.
3:09 THOSE DIMPLES! She is adorable. :)
I love this man and his family
i really am happy to have found your channel. i think the most re-energizint thing for me is to find comfort in knowing we are ALL making most of a crappy situation. we all have choice of making best of situation or finding ways to get down n bring other people down by blaming others...or we can look for ways to find/inspire hope...like u n ur family are doing. so, thanks