I Feel Like White Gladis | Chapo Trap House
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Episode 734 - I Feel Like White Gladis (5/23/23)
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Debt ceiling showdown, losers of the Republican primaries, Pete Buttigieg’s Mind Cathedral, yes, yes, but we must focus on what’s really important: The Orcas are now in open revolt, and we need to strategize support for our cetacean brothers and sisters.
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Critical but absolutely unconditional support to our Orca brothers and sisters. One world, one struggle!
I stand in solidarity with the orca rebels in their continued fight against oceanic colonialism.
a second orca has hit the towers!
That's orca with me!
Orca hit the towers. That reminds me of the national tragedy.
Damn you SeaWorld Abu Dhabi!!!
Whale blubber can't melt Steel beams. *WAKE UP SHEEPLE!*
(I know orcas are actually dolphins. )
Well that confirms WWF is involved
listening to felix explaining the backstory to dark souls reminds me of when i was a little kid and i would try to explain pokemon to my dad and i really resonated with it
It made complete sense in the context of the discussion. Seath the betrayer more like. I'm assuming you were talking with your dad about doing his very best, like no one ever was, and the discussion was in reference to Jeffery Epstein.
Cannot believe "Born to Krill" did not get a laugh. Amazing.
This episode is dedicated to the brave Tulkun warriors fighting for freedom in our oceans.
I for one welcome our new orca overlords and pledge my fealty.
This episode is dedicated to the brave Orcinahideen fighters in the Atlantic
Are we sure these orcas havent just been playing too many violent video games?
"That is great advice if you are a Werewolf" lmao
Orcas go through fads, I think one was they wore salmon like hats and another was breaking outboard motors, kinda hope this one sticks though
Knights for White Gladys
i have pledged my katana to the White Gladys the new shogun of the sea
My life for White Gladis!
never reaching the end...
Soon we’ll ride the orca tulkun into battle
Tilikum*
Don’t be mistaken, pretty much everyone in congress will make tons of money if the debt ceiling collapses. It is not hard to short the market…
I choose to believe that this Mayo Pete article is pure scathing satire.
We all know that austerity is coming. It always does, whether the debt ceiling is due in large part to the loon caucus on the Republican side or not.
It already has, everyone i know that makes 50 to 60k got back like 50$ for they taxes. Almost every year they would get couple grand.
RIP Tilikum Only God can judge
The Chris Dorner of Orcas.
Krill pilled
Aquaman is finally taking over the surface civilization
Pianos are gay. Liberace? Elton John? They used to dress pianos in skirts btw.
Real men play guitar because it is an extension of their penis; kinda like a flute is.
Ma man playing the ol skin flute
The way of water has no beginning and no end
Every single time I hear or read something said by Buttigieg, that percussion loop from "Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000" just start playing in my head. What a fucking Terminator. ChatGPT Buttigieg.
Ha. Good post. I really enjoy reading posts with a lot of words and or references in them.
Je suis White Gladis.
Never thought I'd hear the Chapo Boys talking about Seath the Scaleless. For what it's worth the glimpse we get of him in the intro is perfect; it communicates everything about his character that we need to know.
I'd love to see the boys doing a deep dive on Elden Ring.
Of all the words Will can’t pronounce, veldt isn’t one of them.
I agree that Pete Buttigieg would make for a great politican in Switzerland. However, he would not be made to be elected into the Swiss government. In Switzerland if you want to be elected as an executive member of its national government, you need to be some boring uninteresting politician that no one has ever heard of and that is moldable to whatever policy the majority supports. So he would be unfit for that job. But he would be great at being some awful, smooth-talking center-right MP who constantly says that the people should vote against any kind of expansions of the welfare state or progressive economic policies because it would "hurt the economy" and that "we cannot afford it".
"Orca Quisling!" Brilliant!
You charlatans in the comments just don’t see the genius of Orca Operators.
No joke, 3* (if "killer whale" counts) of my favorite knives are named after Orcas. Im the least tacticool person ever, but I feel like that still gives me the right to call myself an Orca Operator.
*For the zero of people who care: Maxace Killer Whale (1&2) and the Reate/Ochs Orca
@@CNYKnifeNut You’re into knives? That’s surprising, never would have guessed.
37:45 He's talking about An American Carol which, believe it or not, bombed massively at the box office and, tragically, made by the same people who brought one us one of the greatest comedies of all time: Airplane!
I will sell any Intel that any undercover killer whale needs.
banger episode
Ok Hear me out, the plot of mgs5 but mother base is underwater and venom snake is an angry orca.
The obvious thing is that heart of the sea is happening again
As a certified weirdo who needs to split wood. I would say I’m good at it, damn good even, but that doesn’t mean I like it… outside of the vague sense of pride and superiority I feel when I see other people chopping wood poorly anyway… maybe that’s what this psycho means when he says he enjoys chopping wood. Which I totally believe, and not just about chopping wood or any of the other human behaviors he mimics 🤷♂️
It's also reported that the sailors heard a mysterious voice calling 'baku baku baku' before the orcas attacked.
Ron DeSantis sounds like Huell Howser in that clip
Yeah without thumbs or the ability to do fire idk. I think we're straight. Also im purely a land monkey. I dont go in the air or the water.
White Gladis Knight & the Pods …
I'm surprised (not really) that Felix knows about Xyience. I thought I was the only one who had heard of it. That shit is pure rocket fuel. Half a can and I would be throwing 80 pound boxes around like softballs.
Blackfish Lives Matter
blackfin, please use our preferred nomenclature
I hear the FBI has hired a felon in a silver hearse to infiltrate the orca movement and take it down from the inside.
Shoal lives matter
@@theoriginalcheebamech blackfinx
37:18 Felix is an Azealia Banks stan confirmed
QUEEN WHITE GLADIS
What's "tellesser"? 8:30
Telesur
bar-clay
the groovy mule?
Just me or is like everything they cover in this episode absurd as shit
It's an absurd world
Moby-Wick
The standard impossible whopper isn’t vegan. They put egg-based mayo and cheese on it. And if you want to be extra-strict about it then it is cooked on the same flat top as regular whopper. Just soaking in animal fat.
So its actually good then?
@@Backinblackbunny009no
animals are friends
God, Felix is so unfunny
he is legitimately getting better
He's hit or miss. He either has the best line or the most cringe attempt at humor on the show, usually in the same
episode. The best is when he has nothing to contribute so he sarcastically says; I love ____ so much, ____ is so cool.
The majority of the time he doesn't even bother reading the book, article or watching the movie they cover on the show.. I can't imagine making this much money at such an easy job and still being too lazy to even pretend like I'm putting in effort.
Are you the same dork that says this in every thread?
This is a bad and stupid opinion.
@@garrgravarr Yea
I,for one, welcome our new cetacean overlords.
In this, as in most things, Posadas was right. Uphold the Proletarian-Cetacean Alliance!
Felix is getting funnier, I'm glad we're out of the Chapo dark age.
I can't tell if his renaissance is because he's off drugs or back on them.
No drugs and no playing computer games as he's podcasting? Those mouse clicks in the background were like a part of the shows ambiance, reminding the audience how little he took this show seriously.
Chapo fans say the same thing every single episode.
Entering the Chapo white age
@@conker690 I'm not keen for the Golden Age arc prequels are balls and I don't really care how Will lost his arm against the God Hand
1:12:10 that kind of pure reflexive cackle gives me life. I am incredibly gay
This is one of the funniest episodes EVER! Thank you, it’s freaking depressing right now and I was crying by the end.🤣🤣🤣
I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.
The real story with Yang is what ever happened to the 12 bananas he bought and left on the counter as he walked out of the store during that lame political ad?
No idea. But I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.
Melon-baller is a top-notch hyphenated scoop reference
Yeah but it's a believable amount that he could loose every day
all i wanna eat's a little taco
16 hours in el bano
all i wanna eat's a little taco
Still pretty good tho. Maybe there is room for Amber to come back if they stay lazy.
Maybe it’s a case of orca see orca do .
Either that or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy knew something about dolphins we don’t
Shit. I'm old enough to remember seeing this cover on a VHS box at a family member's house as a kid.
... i also remember staring and studying it for maybe 15 minutes.
self defense is not vengeance
Ramaswamy/Yang 2072
2-1-2 reference, lol sick
they still make xyince i had one yesterday it was pretty good
it is good stuff
Cherry Lime?
@@timotodonnell8819 mango guava. Cherry like is v good tho
12:35
Hows it feeeeel seath?
ok! good deal!
especially during the last two years, the black sea and other places have probably become miserable for marine life getting hammered by sonar
Oh everything in the water has to have turned into goo from the sonar by now💔
Matt and Felix have gotten so lazy on this show. They barely contribute.
First
gay
amber
you think pete buttigieg hasn't already tried arming Ocras when he was an operator?
He just took potshots at them Amon Göth style.