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    Episode 734 - I Feel Like White Gladis (5/23/23)
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    Debt ceiling showdown, losers of the Republican primaries, Pete Buttigieg’s Mind Cathedral, yes, yes, but we must focus on what’s really important: The Orcas are now in open revolt, and we need to strategize support for our cetacean brothers and sisters.
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Комментарии • 168

  • @kohhna
    @kohhna Год назад +24

    Critical but absolutely unconditional support to our Orca brothers and sisters. One world, one struggle!

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles Год назад +23

    I stand in solidarity with the orca rebels in their continued fight against oceanic colonialism.

  • @Fox-419
    @Fox-419 Год назад +125

    a second orca has hit the towers!

    • @c-r
      @c-r Год назад +12

      That's orca with me!

    • @ozymandias___868
      @ozymandias___868 Год назад +11

      Orca hit the towers. That reminds me of the national tragedy.

    • @goshohgosh4568
      @goshohgosh4568 Год назад +12

      Damn you SeaWorld Abu Dhabi!!!

    • @macrussell78
      @macrussell78 Год назад +1

      Whale blubber can't melt Steel beams. *WAKE UP SHEEPLE!*
      (I know orcas are actually dolphins. )

    • @rapalbumdepot7648
      @rapalbumdepot7648 17 дней назад +1

      Well that confirms WWF is involved

  • @uppsie
    @uppsie Год назад +17

    listening to felix explaining the backstory to dark souls reminds me of when i was a little kid and i would try to explain pokemon to my dad and i really resonated with it

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Год назад

      It made complete sense in the context of the discussion. Seath the betrayer more like. I'm assuming you were talking with your dad about doing his very best, like no one ever was, and the discussion was in reference to Jeffery Epstein.

  • @TheGhostPanel
    @TheGhostPanel Год назад +14

    Cannot believe "Born to Krill" did not get a laugh. Amazing.

  • @Grumpygrump2
    @Grumpygrump2 Год назад +21

    This episode is dedicated to the brave Tulkun warriors fighting for freedom in our oceans.

  • @stilgar2007
    @stilgar2007 Год назад +21

    I for one welcome our new orca overlords and pledge my fealty.

  • @JeevesAnthrozaurUS
    @JeevesAnthrozaurUS Год назад +15

    This episode is dedicated to the brave Orcinahideen fighters in the Atlantic

  • @ogreboy8843
    @ogreboy8843 Год назад +20

    Are we sure these orcas havent just been playing too many violent video games?

  • @zheega2184
    @zheega2184 Год назад +9

    "That is great advice if you are a Werewolf" lmao

  • @Sudderdwn
    @Sudderdwn Год назад +13

    Orcas go through fads, I think one was they wore salmon like hats and another was breaking outboard motors, kinda hope this one sticks though

  • @TomFrichek
    @TomFrichek Год назад +18

    Knights for White Gladys

    • @tommyhowsthepeeping
      @tommyhowsthepeeping Год назад +5

      i have pledged my katana to the White Gladys the new shogun of the sea

    • @callmecalicoo
      @callmecalicoo Год назад +2

      My life for White Gladis!

    • @pr00de
      @pr00de Год назад +1

      never reaching the end...

  • @seth561
    @seth561 Год назад +10

    Soon we’ll ride the orca tulkun into battle

  • @beebgegegeg-xr3cm
    @beebgegegeg-xr3cm Год назад +9

    Don’t be mistaken, pretty much everyone in congress will make tons of money if the debt ceiling collapses. It is not hard to short the market…

  • @vidzkid76
    @vidzkid76 Год назад +10

    I choose to believe that this Mayo Pete article is pure scathing satire.

  • @ringo8410
    @ringo8410 Год назад +11

    We all know that austerity is coming. It always does, whether the debt ceiling is due in large part to the loon caucus on the Republican side or not.

    • @mattgrelee2199
      @mattgrelee2199 Год назад +2

      It already has, everyone i know that makes 50 to 60k got back like 50$ for they taxes. Almost every year they would get couple grand.

  • @mustbtrouble
    @mustbtrouble Год назад +12

    RIP Tilikum Only God can judge

  • @FromTheFens219
    @FromTheFens219 Год назад +18

    Krill pilled

  • @luispelozo
    @luispelozo Год назад +8

    Aquaman is finally taking over the surface civilization

  • @davidpringle4299
    @davidpringle4299 Год назад +13

    Pianos are gay. Liberace? Elton John? They used to dress pianos in skirts btw.
    Real men play guitar because it is an extension of their penis; kinda like a flute is.

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Год назад +1

      Ma man playing the ol skin flute

  • @karlhungus2335
    @karlhungus2335 Год назад +5

    The way of water has no beginning and no end

  • @stefanoalves8862
    @stefanoalves8862 Год назад +7

    Every single time I hear or read something said by Buttigieg, that percussion loop from "Holy Fucking Shit: 40,000" just start playing in my head. What a fucking Terminator. ChatGPT Buttigieg.

    • @justcommenting4981
      @justcommenting4981 Год назад

      Ha. Good post. I really enjoy reading posts with a lot of words and or references in them.

  • @Monothefox
    @Monothefox Год назад +14

    Je suis White Gladis.

  • @grahamcarpenter5135
    @grahamcarpenter5135 Год назад +4

    Never thought I'd hear the Chapo Boys talking about Seath the Scaleless. For what it's worth the glimpse we get of him in the intro is perfect; it communicates everything about his character that we need to know.
    I'd love to see the boys doing a deep dive on Elden Ring.

  • @jamescoll130
    @jamescoll130 Год назад +7

    Of all the words Will can’t pronounce, veldt isn’t one of them.

  • @ecceignarus3600
    @ecceignarus3600 Год назад +7

    I agree that Pete Buttigieg would make for a great politican in Switzerland. However, he would not be made to be elected into the Swiss government. In Switzerland if you want to be elected as an executive member of its national government, you need to be some boring uninteresting politician that no one has ever heard of and that is moldable to whatever policy the majority supports. So he would be unfit for that job. But he would be great at being some awful, smooth-talking center-right MP who constantly says that the people should vote against any kind of expansions of the welfare state or progressive economic policies because it would "hurt the economy" and that "we cannot afford it".

  • @polemius01
    @polemius01 Год назад +3

    "Orca Quisling!" Brilliant!

  • @ellie3910
    @ellie3910 Год назад +7

    You charlatans in the comments just don’t see the genius of Orca Operators.

    • @CNYKnifeNut
      @CNYKnifeNut Год назад +1

      No joke, 3* (if "killer whale" counts) of my favorite knives are named after Orcas. Im the least tacticool person ever, but I feel like that still gives me the right to call myself an Orca Operator.
      *For the zero of people who care: Maxace Killer Whale (1&2) and the Reate/Ochs Orca

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Год назад +4

      @@CNYKnifeNut You’re into knives? That’s surprising, never would have guessed.

  • @davidhill2020
    @davidhill2020 Год назад +2

    37:45 He's talking about An American Carol which, believe it or not, bombed massively at the box office and, tragically, made by the same people who brought one us one of the greatest comedies of all time: Airplane!

  • @zwood6694
    @zwood6694 Год назад +3

    I will sell any Intel that any undercover killer whale needs.

  • @Allen55919
    @Allen55919 Год назад +5

    banger episode

  • @parkerhuff9995
    @parkerhuff9995 Год назад +3

    Ok Hear me out, the plot of mgs5 but mother base is underwater and venom snake is an angry orca.

  • @wendigo2442
    @wendigo2442 Год назад +11

    The obvious thing is that heart of the sea is happening again

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 Год назад +4

    As a certified weirdo who needs to split wood. I would say I’m good at it, damn good even, but that doesn’t mean I like it… outside of the vague sense of pride and superiority I feel when I see other people chopping wood poorly anyway… maybe that’s what this psycho means when he says he enjoys chopping wood. Which I totally believe, and not just about chopping wood or any of the other human behaviors he mimics 🤷‍♂️

  • @WMFranksworth
    @WMFranksworth Год назад +1

    It's also reported that the sailors heard a mysterious voice calling 'baku baku baku' before the orcas attacked.

  • @screwintuna
    @screwintuna Месяц назад

    Ron DeSantis sounds like Huell Howser in that clip

  • @rawbebaba
    @rawbebaba Год назад +3

    Yeah without thumbs or the ability to do fire idk. I think we're straight. Also im purely a land monkey. I dont go in the air or the water.

  • @davidells6760
    @davidells6760 Год назад +2

    White Gladis Knight & the Pods …

  • @Oceanmachine27
    @Oceanmachine27 Год назад +4

    I'm surprised (not really) that Felix knows about Xyience. I thought I was the only one who had heard of it. That shit is pure rocket fuel. Half a can and I would be throwing 80 pound boxes around like softballs.

  • @pr00de
    @pr00de Год назад +14

    Blackfish Lives Matter

    • @theoriginalcheebamech
      @theoriginalcheebamech Год назад +5

      blackfin, please use our preferred nomenclature

    • @ogreboy8843
      @ogreboy8843 Год назад +1

      I hear the FBI has hired a felon in a silver hearse to infiltrate the orca movement and take it down from the inside.

    • @IMelkor42
      @IMelkor42 Год назад

      Shoal lives matter

    • @jameslucena1020
      @jameslucena1020 Год назад +1

      @@theoriginalcheebamech blackfinx

  • @minkhole
    @minkhole Год назад +5

    37:18 Felix is an Azealia Banks stan confirmed

  • @mj.l
    @mj.l Год назад +6

    QUEEN WHITE GLADIS

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Год назад +1

    What's "tellesser"? 8:30

  • @dialecticcoma
    @dialecticcoma Год назад +1

    bar-clay

  • @BNardolilli
    @BNardolilli Год назад +1

    the groovy mule?

  • @alanfulcher460
    @alanfulcher460 Год назад +7

    Just me or is like everything they cover in this episode absurd as shit

    • @Mr1930s
      @Mr1930s Год назад +8

      It's an absurd world

  • @jessebarajas7972
    @jessebarajas7972 Год назад +9

    Moby-Wick

  • @seraph5765
    @seraph5765 Год назад +3

    The standard impossible whopper isn’t vegan. They put egg-based mayo and cheese on it. And if you want to be extra-strict about it then it is cooked on the same flat top as regular whopper. Just soaking in animal fat.

  • @anusmcpenis1981
    @anusmcpenis1981 Год назад +14

    animals are friends

  • @Louie_The_Dago
    @Louie_The_Dago Год назад +6

    God, Felix is so unfunny

    • @hegaliandialectics4289
      @hegaliandialectics4289 Год назад +7

      he is legitimately getting better

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Год назад +6

      He's hit or miss. He either has the best line or the most cringe attempt at humor on the show, usually in the same
      episode. The best is when he has nothing to contribute so he sarcastically says; I love ____ so much, ____ is so cool.
      The majority of the time he doesn't even bother reading the book, article or watching the movie they cover on the show.. I can't imagine making this much money at such an easy job and still being too lazy to even pretend like I'm putting in effort.

    • @garrgravarr
      @garrgravarr Год назад +6

      Are you the same dork that says this in every thread?

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Год назад +1

      This is a bad and stupid opinion.

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Год назад

      @@garrgravarr Yea

  • @joelnicholson
    @joelnicholson Год назад +12

    I,for one, welcome our new cetacean overlords.

  • @pawelkaminski2525
    @pawelkaminski2525 Год назад +11

    In this, as in most things, Posadas was right. Uphold the Proletarian-Cetacean Alliance!

  • @julymagnus493
    @julymagnus493 Год назад +30

    Felix is getting funnier, I'm glad we're out of the Chapo dark age.

    • @nickbooze9766
      @nickbooze9766 Год назад +17

      I can't tell if his renaissance is because he's off drugs or back on them.

    • @acetate909
      @acetate909 Год назад +15

      No drugs and no playing computer games as he's podcasting? Those mouse clicks in the background were like a part of the shows ambiance, reminding the audience how little he took this show seriously.

    • @ellie3910
      @ellie3910 Год назад +7

      Chapo fans say the same thing every single episode.

    • @conker690
      @conker690 Год назад +3

      Entering the Chapo white age

    • @GrimReader
      @GrimReader Год назад +4

      @@conker690 I'm not keen for the Golden Age arc prequels are balls and I don't really care how Will lost his arm against the God Hand

  • @hyperionman420
    @hyperionman420 Год назад +12

    1:12:10 that kind of pure reflexive cackle gives me life. I am incredibly gay

  • @Kimiko1968
    @Kimiko1968 Год назад +5

    This is one of the funniest episodes EVER! Thank you, it’s freaking depressing right now and I was crying by the end.🤣🤣🤣

  • @garcalej
    @garcalej 11 месяцев назад +4

    I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.

  • @FaithfulofUltramar
    @FaithfulofUltramar Год назад +7

    The real story with Yang is what ever happened to the 12 bananas he bought and left on the counter as he walked out of the store during that lame political ad?

    • @garcalej
      @garcalej 11 месяцев назад

      No idea. But I now have visions of Vivek, after losing the primary, getting a mysterious letter from Yang to join the Forward Party. And the address is a pineapple under the sea.

  • @steinthor
    @steinthor Год назад +4

    Melon-baller is a top-notch hyphenated scoop reference

    • @augustgurtisen
      @augustgurtisen Год назад +1

      Yeah but it's a believable amount that he could loose every day

  • @skiptoacceptancemdarlin
    @skiptoacceptancemdarlin 10 месяцев назад +3

    all i wanna eat's a little taco
    16 hours in el bano
    all i wanna eat's a little taco

  • @Will_Moffett
    @Will_Moffett Год назад +4

    Still pretty good tho. Maybe there is room for Amber to come back if they stay lazy.

  • @RPLUNKETT94
    @RPLUNKETT94 Год назад +3

    Maybe it’s a case of orca see orca do .
    Either that or hitchhikers guide to the galaxy knew something about dolphins we don’t

  • @Virjunior01
    @Virjunior01 Год назад +3

    Shit. I'm old enough to remember seeing this cover on a VHS box at a family member's house as a kid.
    ... i also remember staring and studying it for maybe 15 minutes.

  • @Tychoxi
    @Tychoxi Год назад +10

    self defense is not vengeance

  • @Mark-jr6ld
    @Mark-jr6ld Год назад +3

    Ramaswamy/Yang 2072

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 Год назад +3

    2-1-2 reference, lol sick

  • @itzzaamia
    @itzzaamia Год назад +3

    they still make xyince i had one yesterday it was pretty good

  • @cattibingo
    @cattibingo Год назад +1

    12:35
    Hows it feeeeel seath?

  • @mdtys
    @mdtys Год назад

    ok! good deal!

  • @Jakeurb8ty82
    @Jakeurb8ty82 Год назад

    especially during the last two years, the black sea and other places have probably become miserable for marine life getting hammered by sonar

    • @hj-hh4gc
      @hj-hh4gc Месяц назад

      Oh everything in the water has to have turned into goo from the sonar by now💔

  • @GregorySnipe
    @GregorySnipe Год назад +8

    Matt and Felix have gotten so lazy on this show. They barely contribute.

  • @anarchodave7997
    @anarchodave7997 Год назад +2

    First

  • @chudmuffin0
    @chudmuffin0 Год назад +10

    you think pete buttigieg hasn't already tried arming Ocras when he was an operator?

    • @nickbooze9766
      @nickbooze9766 Год назад +2

      He just took potshots at them Amon Göth style.