One time, when I was at the mall, I accidentally tried to steal a used PS game. I had picked up the empty display box and was walking around the store with it. I got all the way back to my car before I realized I was still carrying it. The store probably laughed their asses off at me for trying to steal an empty box, but I wasn't even trying to do that. Not my best moment, for sure.
Welp my back windshield was just broken by a bunch of drunk guys tonight. I've never met these guys ever nor have I ever spoken a word to them but they just punched a hole in my back windshield. I just got that car. Needless to say I'm not feeling good right now. But at least you guys made me forget a little and I laughed through this shitty moment. Thank you so much to this day you guys are still helping me get through my worst times.
Pretty close there with the ‘93 Civic, Adam, but I’d say it’s closer to a Geo Metro, would fit more of the role as an econo-shitbox a crappy thief would have.
Holy shit, I also realized at 8:00, for the amount they're going to pay you for the gifts, you could easily just buy something and wrap it yourself and still make a shit ton of cash lmfao
Stealing stuff out of garages has consequences. I work with financial & business-related insurances & I once saw someone turned down for coverage specifically because they stole beer from a garage when they were 19 & got the book thrown at them by the police. Even 15 years later they were still being denied professional licensing and their company couldn't insure that person under their liability protections despite a clean record since. That shit gets real!
I thought you put this game in your rear view.
They put the town of Boston in their rear view
They put this whole fekkin’ town in they rear view!
reeee vuuu
Go sawwx
This just makes me miss the Slater...
Why you got to hit us with the feels ;-;
Is that him in the menu?
3 minutes in and Adam is already ripping paintings through solid walls
Ray S I was hoping someone else would mention this.
I watched AH struggle to get into houses and steal vases for hours on end and Adam immediately steals a painting through a wall.
THANK YOU! No one mentioned it, and I'm rewatching those five seconds thinking I've gone crazy.
@@drskelebone They did actually mention it in the video a few seconds later.
one year later and i'm hoping john was able to find his friend or at least knows he's ok
5% of funhaus employees commit 70% of Stolen NIN CD cover booklets.
oy vey enough with the hate facts
@@swagistan69420 i knew this was coming
Based and Clownpilled
theguyinblue2 *Honkpilled
ITS SPREADING
Can't wait for summer and my summer car gameplay
The most interesting things always happen to John. His friend probably ran off with the girl in the wheel chair.
wait... that was real?
Now THIS is the good ole Funhaus editing whom I love 12 minutes and 44 seconds at a time!
This needs to be a regular thing... It's so fucking amazing.
Nin lyrics are never worthless
The music for the old school anti piracy "you wouldn't download a car" video, was in fact pirated
Cool! Bruce finally went outside and got an awesome tan!
i wonder if john ever found out where his friend is
More of these Simulators please, you guys do them best
This should be a series
James Caan as the save file name in Thief Simulator. That's a reference probably nobody's gonna get.
of course, they have the black guy play thief simulator with them
You bastard 😂😂
Gotta call in the experts
Adam played last time too
Alert the comittee
Funhaus has a shit fanbase
Ryan needs to see this. Stealing things through walls. ffs
Adam vs Ryan on who can make the most money in this game in 30 minutes please.
Any updates and what happened to that dudes friend, they ever find him????
Anyone else miss Bruce
Bruce finally committed to the morpheus costume
Props to whoever wrote the description on this one. Very well done
University of Toronto? Elyse out here being a damn genius.
Of course one have to be as the funniest member of funhaus
I keep looping James' laugh at 6:51
what up fellow ouroboros boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
One time, when I was at the mall, I accidentally tried to steal a used PS game. I had picked up the empty display box and was walking around the store with it. I got all the way back to my car before I realized I was still carrying it. The store probably laughed their asses off at me for trying to steal an empty box, but I wasn't even trying to do that. Not my best moment, for sure.
Very happy that James and I both had this revelation about downloading cars and that we'd be best friends in real life and I wish I was Elyse.
We’ll find your friend John! Don’t you worry! He may have put this city in his rear view but we haven’t put him in ours!
What have you done to find his friend?
James- "I belie dat!" 1:49
Welp my back windshield was just broken by a bunch of drunk guys tonight. I've never met these guys ever nor have I ever spoken a word to them but they just punched a hole in my back windshield. I just got that car. Needless to say I'm not feeling good right now. But at least you guys made me forget a little and I laughed through this shitty moment. Thank you so much to this day you guys are still helping me get through my worst times.
Somethings different about Bruce. Maybe it's just that he isn't farting every 2 minutes? Yeah that must be it.
3:05 Adam nonchalantly takes a painting through the wall
I stole a tiny rubber duck from the Madison Zoo once, then I felt really bad and gave it to a kid outside
That is a heartwarming petty theft
So he'd get the blame, clever...
That description is too real
The guy in the game straight up looks like Johnny Sins.
You mean Evan undefined
2:57 why is this sound bite they used with Peter Chris so familiar... I feel like it's from a song or something.
Wew, this was killing me for a few minutes. It's from the song "LITTLE BIG - SKIBIDI" specifically 0:33
this was really good. John was great
Glad they’re putting Jon in more stuff
What a great fresh light
It's nice to see that James left Cow Chop to join Funhaus
I pirated Vanilla Sky just to spit in the face of Elyse' college.
Adam pulled that painting though the wall
Pretty close there with the ‘93 Civic, Adam, but I’d say it’s closer to a Geo Metro, would fit more of the role as an econo-shitbox a crappy thief would have.
Holy shit, I also realized at 8:00, for the amount they're going to pay you for the gifts, you could easily just buy something and wrap it yourself and still make a shit ton of cash lmfao
06:23
Elyse: "If you appraise more item you'll know what's worth taking"
Adam: *Noise of friendship ending*
Beware for any variable Elyse!
We need more of theif simulator
Y’all are so close to 1.6 million subs
Adam at 5:37 is the strangest sound he's ever made I think
Can we talk about how at 3:00 Adam just walked up and stole a painting... THROUGH A WALL?!?! How did they not notice that?!?!
Nevermind... 15 seconds later...
I thought I put this video *in my rearview*
Remember the old days when James wasnt stretching out after every gameplay? Damn those were the golden days
I got all deez vines in mah rearview
2:40 Adam learnt the nature of man at a young age.
Cowchop is so poor that when you rob them you end up with less money
John has definitely stolen my heart
1:09 Nine Inch Nails... good taste Adam!
They've been referencing NIN a lot lately... it's been surreal for me.
I really REALLY like them playing this game!
I didn't know that FH was a gathering place for innocent angels.
3:05 Umm, how did he take that panting that was hanging on the wall inside the house... When he was on the outside of the house!
Meanwhile I knew about sting the singer, but had never heard of the wrestler until this gameplay video.
Wow it’s so crazy to hear Elyse talk about U of T, I’m going to that school now. They haven’t caught me stealing anything lol
Big fan of this game play. Please keep it up.
I'd love to see more of this!
Did they stream this? Or was this re-released? I feel like I have seen this before
Isnt this a reupload? Ive seen this before.
$1200 for a pair of gloves!?! Who's the REAL thief here?
Capitalism
Literally more than half of my pog collection growing up was stolen.
John Holland the 🐐
Where's my fix of Peter Stormare?
I want more of this
Bruce looks great today
3:04 did he just, wait what. Adam stop breaking games lol
I really like this game
we need more john
Frankly, this video was way to short, i wanted an hour more of this. At least!
Im sad there weren’t any Boston accents
Stealing stuff out of garages has consequences. I work with financial & business-related insurances & I once saw someone turned down for coverage specifically because they stole beer from a garage when they were 19 & got the book thrown at them by the police. Even 15 years later they were still being denied professional licensing and their company couldn't insure that person under their liability protections despite a clean record since. That shit gets real!
No Adam you steal beer when you go garage door hunting, everyone knows you keep the beer in that garage.
James stole Eyleens heart
*tips fedora* M'adam
I love that Elyse knows the names of the members of Kiss. Makes me feel warm inside :)
Finally a part 2!!! ❤❤❤
I knew about Sting the wrestler, way before Sting the musician. Same with edge the wrestler and edge of U2.
Dr Sans from ON CINEMA AT THE CINEMA🤣
Anyone else notice that the thief on the title screen looks oddly like the slater?
*Disclaimer: I've not watched the video yet*
*_MORE THIEF SIMULATOR !!!_*
Until dawn can wait if we’re getting thief simulator
Has anyone made the connection between John and this game....
No? Good cause I will!
Man he needs to be in more vids I fucking love Holland
We all want to know if they ever found John's friend.
Adam the theif Lord !
Please do a part 3!
I wonder where I saw this video already ... FHTV...? It was cut at least... Man I'm having a reality issue here
We Need More JOHN
More Johns please, Hollands, Smiths, Risingers...
Bruce looks good with a tan
Will we ever get a house party part 2 ?
Oh boy are we going back to Boston?
Is this a reupload???
Oh thank God, you think it's an reupload too! I swear I've seen this before and it seems like noone in the comments had mentioned seeing this already.
Oh shit, Elyse went to UoT? That’s not joke.
please do a skate 3 series. Bruce would be so funny trying to figure out the controls