How To Take a Bribe Like a Real Cop in Contraband Police

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  • Опубликовано: 4 фев 2025

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  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar Год назад +153

    "Labor camp is that where all the babies are born?"
    Of course Red Seed Ryan would think that

  • @PhantomKangaroo91
    @PhantomKangaroo91 Год назад +67

    Ryan's labor camp joke at 11:30 caught me so off guard. I never expect Ryan to come in with deadpan humor and it got me good.

  • @youngwang97
    @youngwang97 Год назад +2

    Listening to Call Me Maybe on repeat without the chorus genuinely sounds like what they would do at Gitmo

  • @RicardoMil0s
    @RicardoMil0s Год назад +50

    Is this a 3D version of Papers Please?
    Glory to Arstotzka

  • @guhrizzlybaire
    @guhrizzlybaire Год назад +44

    The word contraband will forever make me think of scooby Doo on Zombie Island -- Scooby and Shaggy work as contraband officers at the airport and get fired for eating the food. Shaggy says "it was just a few gorgonzolas" and their boss says something like "you're a couple of Gorgonzolas, ya fired!"

    • @believeinmatter
      @believeinmatter Год назад +3

      Good reference. I actually just watched that movie again recently and it still holds up

  • @raginglegends1
    @raginglegends1 Год назад +10

    genuinely want more of this please

  • @Cpach27
    @Cpach27 Год назад +7

    Ryan's Wendy's bag story just unlocked a memory lol (long story) when I was in high school. We would have these random searches where they had a drug dog search the class while we stood in the hallway.
    One day, while we were being searched. The drug dog stopped at one of the underclassmen bag. A few of us were looking through the door windows all surprised that it actually found something. Especially surprised at who's bag it stopped at. It stopped at one of the nicest/ quietest kids bag so we were like "no way".
    They opened his backpack, the dog stuck his head in and went freaking HAM in his bag. The dog pulled a paper bag out and started tearing it up. Turned out it was his lunch and they just let this dog go to town on it lolol they didn't even bother cleaning it up so we walked into the class with my classmates lunch all over the floor. My classmate just walked in, saw his lunch on the ground, didn't say a word and sat down. We were like "WTF, yall should feed this dam dog". Douchebags didn't even compensate him for his lunch

  • @Sean683
    @Sean683 Год назад +37

    I hope they keep playing this later this game has real my summer car vibes going on

  • @jamesb6102
    @jamesb6102 Год назад +32

    Ryan the Cop, " Get out of here! You're under arrest!"

    • @FullVyper
      @FullVyper Год назад +4

      He gives everyone a head start before brutalizing them, what a hero

  • @Miki90Mar
    @Miki90Mar Год назад +129

    It's like Papers Please but even more russian

    • @Dareokin
      @Dareokin Год назад +2

      First thought I had

    • @Specter5053
      @Specter5053 Год назад +2

      You would not have thought it was possible.

    • @user-qj6cp6xn8q
      @user-qj6cp6xn8q Год назад +2

      If you like papers please definitely give it a try. Great game.

    • @mattc7420
      @mattc7420 Год назад +9

      If I had a nickel for every time there was a game about being an immigration agent in a communist country, I would have two nickels. Which isn't many, but it is odd that this happened twice.

  • @nathanielpetrick8209
    @nathanielpetrick8209 Год назад +5

    Been a fan of FH for awhile, since inside gaming. Although y’all have gone through some borderline heartbreaking changes I’m still a fan. In this last year of content I’ve seen y’all start to get that old mojo back. I think some of it just has to do with the chemistry between you guys. Humor is just elevated when the people your around genuinely want to be together. Keep it up guys!

    • @notalive_zombie
      @notalive_zombie Год назад

      Been a fan for a long time too, I didnt see them till they left and started Funhaus, where I saw my first Wheelhaus with them. I'm gonna watch this cause of this comment. I'll let you know what I think after I view this.
      Its not bad.

  • @MitchellRianSmith
    @MitchellRianSmith Год назад +3

    Had a rough wee at work, thanks for putting a smile on my face Funhaus

  • @keacep8391
    @keacep8391 Год назад +8

    there is something about funhaus playing simulators always a good gameplay

  • @musicenjoyer4203
    @musicenjoyer4203 Год назад +4

    This game is wild. Would def watch more of these

  • @raf.raf.
    @raf.raf. Год назад +8

    This is just Papers, without any of the Pleasing.

  • @DanielRieger
    @DanielRieger Год назад +3

    Honestly cutting off songs right at the chorus is a good torture. You can never get it out of your head without hearing the chorus, so it’s constantly tormenting you

  • @benguy22
    @benguy22 Год назад +2

    man i want to see you guys play more of this!

  • @holyhamuel1901
    @holyhamuel1901 Год назад +4

    Always weird coming in after a long time and seeing new faces. Love u always James

  • @darthlime101
    @darthlime101 Год назад +25

    Any time I get to hear them doing Russian accents is a good time.

  • @kikaimato5562
    @kikaimato5562 Год назад +2

    I would love to see this as a series 😂

  • @leeks1408
    @leeks1408 Год назад +1

    12:37 “and now, lore from The Book of Ryan” 😆

  • @krombabulusmichael
    @krombabulusmichael Год назад +1

    2:50
    shoutout to the editor, nice one

  • @jabberwoke1
    @jabberwoke1 Год назад +2

    "Get out of here! You're under arrest!"
    Well, I see that Ryan has what it takes to be real cop.

  • @TheNerdVoice
    @TheNerdVoice Год назад +5

    Did Ryan just wake up from a nap before this?

  • @Flashjackmak
    @Flashjackmak Год назад +1

    I had the Papers Please music going in my head the entire time. Glory to Arstotzka.

  • @duncancrowley3171
    @duncancrowley3171 Год назад

    I connected with Ryan's labor camp joke, even if no one else did lol.

  • @kittylemeu1373
    @kittylemeu1373 Год назад

    Please keep this going!

  • @1Santosfan
    @1Santosfan Год назад +5

    Haus baby love da Funhaus baby

  • @thalunizz21
    @thalunizz21 Год назад +2

    This was hilarious. 😂

  • @Dan-Simms
    @Dan-Simms Год назад

    Oh c'mon, do it right, take their contraband and take a bribe, just like IRL. Lol

  • @Tricomet
    @Tricomet Год назад

    Ryan with the "Salute your Shorts" reference..you are seen sir.

  • @gerry_torres925
    @gerry_torres925 Год назад

    Why did James' Russian accent remind me of the Depressed Persian Tow Truck Man from Madtv? 🤣🤣

  • @allocat5867
    @allocat5867 Год назад +10

    I've never been more disappointed in a choice in a Funhaus video than I was when Lindsey didn't take that bribe...

  • @BlankSpace14
    @BlankSpace14 Год назад +9

    I was hoping to see officer pepper t make an appearance. I wish they kept doing that gta role play type content. Shit was funny

  • @jessicabecause3717
    @jessicabecause3717 Год назад

    TIL an air filter is actually a carburetor in this game for James.

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol Год назад

    James jokes, but I would absolutely take a vacay to burnt out factory 2

  • @TheRumpletiltskin
    @TheRumpletiltskin Год назад +1

    Ryan looking like he just rolled out of the bed.

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens Год назад

    "Where's my fng gun?"
    Oh, you Americans.

  • @poposterous236
    @poposterous236 Год назад +4

    Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    but you're under arrest
    so call your lawyer

  • @CyanShaman
    @CyanShaman Год назад +1

    Sometimes I wonder if their Sponsors actually review and know what content they are putting ads on 💗💖😸💖💗

  • @shay5555
    @shay5555 Год назад

    of course ryan's car has been searched multiple times

  • @thegameslave2
    @thegameslave2 Год назад +2

    In mother Russia, haus funs *you.*

  • @Jkev24
    @Jkev24 Год назад +2

    Man, I think Patrick and Charlotte should have been on this one since they can do Russian accents. Would have been hilarious hearing them go back and forth with James.

  • @yowhereamilol
    @yowhereamilol Год назад +5

    yoo i helped make this game

  • @benodonnell6540
    @benodonnell6540 Год назад

    Funhaus

  • @Chooch1080
    @Chooch1080 Год назад +1

    Hey Ping; Linzbot; and "Red-State" Ryan Hailey. Any of y'all know if the Algorithim does indeed function as thus: "Any post, irregardless to the poster; Will positively impact the standing a video has. IN the Algorithim?". I mean to say, does me making 6 individual posts on a video, regardless if the posts are Threaded. Does the Algorithim read that data as: 6 entry inputs for determining the result; or does the Algorithim "See" that: no, this is 6 entry inputs, but are listed to the user and aggregates THOSE. Rather than the aggregate of 6 total Inputs...it does yea? I thought so.

    • @Chooch1080
      @Chooch1080 Год назад

      🤙🏿

    • @Chooch1080
      @Chooch1080 Год назад

      Ping where the FUuck is Pang? Prawne, or Pong? Poon and Charlanazard(?) And Red-State Ryan FINALLY finished Deadly Premonitions, yes? FUuck that took YEARS!!! What the fuck...you cannot maintain 3 years of mystery and intrigue across 1095 days...I Would Love. To do a full on stage production of "The Lusty Argonian". Skyrim keeps getting released, yea? So definitionally it is ALWAYS a Culture Reference that is concurrent to the Present, yes? Cool.

    • @Chooch1080
      @Chooch1080 Год назад

      Cool. Let me know if Funhaus or Rooster Teeth. Geoff or Jack wanna produce a full on production. 16 hours of Shakespearean Theatre: "The LUSTY...Argonian". I think it would be funny. There would be ample opportunities to make jokes "about fucking". During ALL the fucking that happens. In this 16 hour Play.

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 Год назад

    7:00 I actually got detained leaving Ukraine because I said my purpose for visiting Ukraine in the first place was tourism.
    Then I got detained on the Polish side because I said my purpose for visiting Ukraine was tourism.
    Nobody questioned my purpose for visiting Ukraine on the way in.

    • @smalltime0
      @smalltime0 Год назад

      Then I got detained on my return to Australia because I said my purpose for visiting Ukraine was tourism.

  • @Trigunner333
    @Trigunner333 Год назад

    3D Papers, Please?

  • @Jay_wrong
    @Jay_wrong Год назад +1

    People really keep forgetting James is latino don’t they?

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol Год назад +1

    Oh so this is just knockoff Papers Please!

  • @mudrunneramericanwildsguy4307
    @mudrunneramericanwildsguy4307 Год назад

    What would you like to see burnt out factory 1 burnt out factory 2

  • @pmacher
    @pmacher Год назад

    Dusty folder

  • @Lycan_MJ
    @Lycan_MJ Год назад +3

    I will not stand for this Carly Rae Jepsen slander :D

  • @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere
    @ThouArtEverywhereAndNowhere Год назад

    Former Cowchop Viewer all I’m saying is

  • @jackcadonetti6311
    @jackcadonetti6311 Год назад

    Best protocol is to physically chase the cars away from the border for sure

  • @christiancastillo3266
    @christiancastillo3266 Год назад

    Mr bean. The one who has grey hair and beard.

  • @kendallharling3918
    @kendallharling3918 Год назад

    Papers please without the moral dilemma

  • @SatisfiedSquid
    @SatisfiedSquid Год назад +3

    this formula of 'jump into a game and figure it out with no prior knowledge' has gotten extremely dry, especially when there is such talent on the team. Fully capable to create exciting content, and clearly funny enough, so when no one is interested in the game AND the video is based around the game, it makes me feel like "well they arent interested in playing this game, why should I be interested in a game I'll only see once and is only being played to talk over it?"
    I remember some video explaining that Funhaus would be cutting back on uploads to focus on better content, but I really havent seen any upscale in quality of idea or execution of videos. if anything, the videos have only felt more forced since moving into the new office, and having no regular segments leaves me without a want to look forward to any new videos put out. I've been a fan since Inside Gaming, and continue to support the channel whenever I can, but I cant ignore that it felt the channel was gaining positive momentum right before the move, and that the uploads have been lacking since.

  • @MeOnHere577
    @MeOnHere577 Год назад

    Lfg😊

  • @ParanoidTortoise
    @ParanoidTortoise Год назад

    I love how shamelessly this is papers please but 3D
    Also the perfect group of white people to accurately represent the police lol

  • @Chooch1080
    @Chooch1080 Год назад

    Run Away With Me is a much better song reference for Carly Rae Jepsen; imo

  • @r3venge1331
    @r3venge1331 Год назад

    I miss the demo disk days

  • @asstronaut1155
    @asstronaut1155 Год назад +1

    Unrelated to the video but I'm so sick of that fuckin 20 years of rooster teeth intro.

  • @jonathannoble7845
    @jonathannoble7845 Год назад +2

    RWBY is a terrible show, and I want to thank your logo for reminding me of that.

  • @myfilms999
    @myfilms999 Год назад