"I ended up very slowly sweeping the whole gym with tackle." Could you imagine that? You're in a high-end gym, this dude walks in with just a magikarp and just begins to defeat everyone one-by-one..
like that one season finale of doctor who where he slowly breaks through a substance that's basically what diamond would consider diamond hard with nothing but his bare fists while being hunted down and killed repeatedly by the time lord version of the grim reaper.
Lance, calling the gym leaders: Hey, I just got beat by some kid with a strong team. That was annoying, but I heard a funny rumor. Apparently there’s some kid in the building with only one Magikarp. Gym leaders: Yea... he’s probably there. Lance: Why in the hell did you give a kid with just a Magikarp gym badges?! Leaders: *sighing* just... just wait... Lance, calling back an hour later: Oh.
Unless ur someone like mah dry bread who has unlimited patience with these challenges, there's no way that pathetic fish could stand a chance. Pikachu is pretty frail too, but it has better stats, and can actually learn a stab move
Not that hard I have done a ratata and kahuna on my other channel for Gen 1 and unsoftlocked the game weird thing only the ratata was needed kinda did the kahuna to cause I was doing verlisifies cursed save file release all Pokemon but a low level ratta and kahuna in cerlurean city get rid of all items and money can you unsiftlock the game yes I did
Incase you were wondering why you have such high defense stat. it is because you were EV training on kakunas and metapods early, granting you defense stats.
It's also partly because Magikarp's second highest stat is defense and I was massively overleveled so my defense and speed would be much higher than the competition, but I'd wager the defense IV training really didn't do me any favours. If I had a bit more wiggle room, I'd have probably tried to IV train attack since that was such an issue the whole game.
it isnt rlly a scam, just grind the magi up to 20 with ur starter and nidoran (i hope you have one) or other pokemon and then u have an OP (i cant spell evolved magikarp :()
I've been watching a ton of these videos and this is by far the most patience testing one so far. I can't even imagine the determination required for this. I'm too impressed for words to accurately convey it.
Bread: "I CHOOSE YOU..." Rival (thinking) : *oh no, he is going to throw out a Gyarados, he has been leveling that Magikarp for YEARS* Bread: "... MaGiKaRp!" Rival: Uhh, WhAt!?
My mom made a Family recipe with chicken and it was delicious. It was so good infact that I snuck to the fridge at 12:30 to eat some of it. Needless to say I would eat it again.
My last meal was carbonara pasta. My mom made it for the first time and it was pretty darn good. Heck yeah I would eat it again. And heck yeah I would subscribe and turn the bell notifications for this guy because holy crap the amount of patience you gotta have to do this. All hail our lord and savior magikarp
Hi MDB, going back through old videos. Had a really rough long day, but this run is a reminder that if you have the will there is a way. Keep up the good work!
Last night I ate chicken bacon ranch pizza from my wife's 2nd favorite pizza restaurant. The ranch-to-everything else ratio was perfect, and the chicken was real, delicious grilled chicken...not the fake filler crap. The dough was perfectly baked to a crispy bottom and a flavorful, pillowy top. The crust was flaky and substantial at the same time. The cheese was fresh from the farm. The bacon had been slaughtered and prepared that morning, and was perfectly chewy. I would eat it again.
It would more look like this: Tough guy: Welcome to the salty splatoon, how tough are you? Me: i have beaten pokemon fire red Tough guy: so..? Me: with only a magicarp Tough guy: right this way sir.
It was this off brand oreo cereal called "cookies and cream", real creative naming team. it was literally just oreo flavored cereal, it was good, would eat again.
"It was a real breeze thanks to Magikarp's high defence" Me *see that Magikarp had only 55 defense* Well, I guess that you had very low expectations concerning Magikarp ^^'
I ate navy beans with some greens stewed alongside them. Very tasty when seasoned correctly. I would absolutely eat it again. Also I find it hilarious seeing MDB thanking everyone for the comments asking which fossil he took after watching his more recent videos where he asks us to.
My detailed breakfast: I woke up, around 11 in the morning, slept pretty long today, stayed in bed for another hour, just watching youtube, I noticed, my stomach was aching, hungry for the breakfast it deserved. I sprung out of bed and ran upstairs, because I knew, we had left over tortillas. I grabbed two, swiftly, and ran back down stairs. I ripped the fridge door open and looked for what I desired. Quickly I grabbed the three ingredients that caught my eye. Cheese, salami, and butter with herbs. I grabbed a knife and spread the butter over half off the tortillas, grabbed three slices of salami, and carefully placed them on one of them. Then, lastly, I sliced the cheese with a cheese cutter and placed it elegantly over the salami, and over the butter. Then, rolled them together, for the perfect breakfast May the algorythm be with you 🙏
Welcome to the salty splitton how tough are ya? How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fire red yeah so? With nothing but a magikarp. Right this way sir.
Rewatching this challenge is still impressive to me By the way for the math you asked about at 23:54 is: if each attack has a 25% chance to crit because of dire hit and there are 5 attacks it would be (0.25)^5 Being a chance of just about 1/1000
13:40 when you going to do again some crazy challange like this in fire red/leaf green don't forget to take VS seeker. That makes you lvl up soo much easier
@@MahDryBread im far too late to this, but my last meal was 3 store-bought chicken sandwiches i made, and i'll eat it again because idc about what i eat as long as its good tasting
That would be interesting, seeing as you'd have to calculate which Hidden Power type would be most practical, then hack/reset for the desired Hidden Power type
JoeyS111 I think the saddest thing about that is, for almost all games, choosing Psychic is the least viable option due to important dark types. You can’t even choose the one good option.
Pretty sure Struggling to victory also becomes a none viable strategy because Struggle I believe from Gen 4 starts to do percentage max health recoils instead of... what you are dealing.
"My soul is in pain. Why would you do this to yourself? This is like eating a whole bag of Extreme Warheads, then washing that down with the liquid in the Warheads spray canister. Then liquefying some of these things (pointing at a bag of Sour Patch Kids) and pouring that in your eyes. Thank you for doing this so others don't have to." -My friend, 2019, upon witnessing this atrocity.
I made myself pasta. It had some cheap, tomato purée sauce. I added a lot of black pepper. I would eat it again... Mostly because it’s cheap and I’m poor
Try this: Cook some pasta then drain it Boil some water and pour over a veg stock cube that's in a pan, and heat Add soy sause and pepper Add sweetcorn and the drained pasta Let it heat up for a few minutes Serve It's like cheap homemade pot noodle/super noodle
I ate something my family calls a dad sandwich, because my dad “invented it.” Its just a blueberry bagel, fake sausage patty and cheese. But I wanted a taste of home, so I made it. Hope this helps the youtube algorithm.
I'm currently eating a microwave chicken pot pie, I made it. the bottom is a bit charred cause I left it in too long. I would definitely eat this again.
I got recommende this video when i finished leveling up my magikarp to lv: 20 and evolving it into a gyrados and i felt really accomplished because it was level 10 when i got it but when i saw this video my accomplishment was dust lol
24:00 the chance for four straight crits in a row with your crit chance is the same as the chance for a gen one miss 1/256 (the chance of four out of five being crits is like 3/1024 so 0.29%)
The Wobbuffet No Item Pokemon Emerald Challenge is up, I hope you enjoy!: ruclips.net/video/O0S6m9x3Sx0/видео.html
Why do you torture yourself with these??????
@@malwarechips648 because we enjoy it
goldpikablue529 3
Oof
What's your way to become a champion with a single magikarp?
Dread: Enjoy the power of money
What fossil did you pick?
_This is what that fisherman with only magikarps goes through everyday._
He just became the best fisherman in the whole game.
Omg 🤣🤣🤣
Route 34 (I think) Fisher tom
Yeah but with 6 of them
😂😂😂
They laughed at my splash... *So I splashed in their blood*
He got that from a video
Still gold
@@xavierhope5078 which video?
Amen
Okay I lol so hard
Imagine the temptation to just let that damn fish evolve...
xExplosionsofAwesome PHACKS
he probably just lost 30 runs because he didn't press the b button
haha
At least they can have 6
Poor magicarp... he just wants to become water onix...
Dude you got inhumane patience...I cant even imagine the pain you felt during this run. You got my biggest respect, no joke... 😳
Blue:... Red, are you okay? You've been using the same magikarp since the beginning of the game.
Red: (ʘ_ʘ)
That's why Red is always silent
@@ryancarter8134 He hid at the top of that mountain to rethink his life choices.
And gold is his therapist
@@fluff809 And got thrashed by a sunkern...
Who are blue and red???
Who would win?
8 gym leaders, 4 elite professional trainers, and a pokemon champion
or
One *_s p l a s h y b o i_*
Splashy boi
No one we all lose
I think not.
Fisherman Bob the PokeSnob
Lmao
Boys feel pain when people tell stories of getting hit in the balls real hard
Men feel pain when this guy talks about all the grinding he did-
That genuinely made me laugh out loud
What would it feel like to have your balls grinded under a leather shoe?
Almost as painful as grinding as much as this man did
The pain of hearing MDB grinding made me feel like I was getting grinded lol
@@MahDryBread please do the Magikarp Challenge again, this time without items
"I ended up very slowly sweeping the whole gym with tackle." Could you imagine that? You're in a high-end gym, this dude walks in with just a magikarp and just begins to defeat everyone one-by-one..
I could never. Especially with something so pathetic and weak like this stupid fish
A roided-up steroid boosted fish
Not only that but Giovanni is the head of a major crime syndicate, now he's sleeping with the fishes.
like that one season finale of doctor who where he slowly breaks through a substance that's basically what diamond would consider diamond hard with nothing but his bare fists while being hunted down and killed repeatedly by the time lord version of the grim reaper.
Lance, calling the gym leaders: Hey, I just got beat by some kid with a strong team. That was annoying, but I heard a funny rumor. Apparently there’s some kid in the building with only one Magikarp.
Gym leaders: Yea... he’s probably there.
Lance: Why in the hell did you give a kid with just a Magikarp gym badges?!
Leaders: *sighing* just... just wait...
Lance, calling back an hour later: Oh.
I laughed waaaaaaaaaaaaay to hard at this
iNyyx Customs I wanna like but it’s at 269
Yes
469
666
Breaking news: local kid kills friends pets with a fish he pumped full of steroids
Lmaoo
Not again
MorriLons o
That is hilarious!
LMFAO
This is like that one episode of SpongeBob where Patrick used a rock in a snail race and actually won.
Wut... How?
@@nathanmccleery4091 He beat a pokemon game with just magikarp
But ONLY after he went insane listening to the magic conch
*Which in this case is the sound of Magikarp's Splash*
*Heh*
I couldn't stop laughing at this lol
Thanks for asking! My last meal I ate was a bowl of spaghetti with tomato sauce. I made it myself. It was very tasty. I would definitely eat it again.
Have you eaten it again?
i had spaaget sandwhics
not my last meal but, sometimes
@ChainSwordCS I can confirm this; I had another bowl of spaghetti and it was still delicious
Just thought I'd let you know after reading your comment I then wanted some spaghetti with tomato sauce. It was also very tasty too.
I had fried rice and dumplings.
I fully respect this guy for his patience.👍👍
Hell yeah
@ARTEM DORDZHIEV HAIL YEAH!!!!!!
Mad respect for this man who sacrafice all his precious time and patience for our entertainment
I would sooner buy an action Replay
YES💛☀️💫YES💛☀️💫YES💛☀️💫
Magikarp: they laughed at my splash
So i spalshed at their blood
oh nooooo
IN. not AT.
Oof... You completely *butchered* that sentence...
Sorry😥😞😣😢😿
@@tanfeezfahim4160 don't worry it's a word most likely In another language
imagine being Blue and losing the championship to a damn Magikarp
Blue: Brings out electric/grass type pokemon with level 100
Red: not again
Especially after 1 hr of being champion. The LAUGHS
Just think how he felt every time he levelled up and had to stop magikarp from evolving
This is my first time watching his video so I thought evolution was allowed
I forgot about that omg
everstone bruh
@@EnzoCampos721 he gave left overs to magikarp so it's impossible to use everstone
@@UzairDX3 ohh i didn't realize ty
“As I 1 shot it with a critical struggle”
I cry evertiem
Could you timestamp this?
Nevermind
I forgot when it was lol but I’m gonna find it again and stamp it
@@STVTIC14 I found it. Thanks though
Inflatable Mattress where is it?
23:34
Gyarados: Who are you?
Katya: I'm you, but stronger.
Lol a mighty sea serpent beat by a floundering gold fish!!!
Gyarados : but your useless!
Katya: uses flail at 1hp
game: Guardaos has fainted
Just like a regular Dark episode.
@@tianalilac3737 you're* means you are
Your means your
Unless ur someone like mah dry bread who has unlimited patience with these challenges, there's no way that pathetic fish could stand a chance. Pikachu is pretty frail too, but it has better stats, and can actually learn a stab move
Over 8 hours to beat Brock and you still needed a potion. I'd say you've earned my subscription, kudos good sir!
Dang. I've never met a person with this much patience.
Imagine him doing this in gen I without realizing he cant hit ghosts with struggle
Haha
Not that hard I have done a ratata and kahuna on my other channel for Gen 1 and unsoftlocked the game weird thing only the ratata was needed kinda did the kahuna to cause I was doing verlisifies cursed save file release all Pokemon but a low level ratta and kahuna in cerlurean city get rid of all items and money can you unsiftlock the game yes I did
@@pedrosilvaproductions Jrose11 did that.
@@rpgmakerbloodytutorials9486 Kakuna mate
Any masochist of this magnitude deserves my sub
Isn't the masochist usually the sub?
@@RUclips-Community-Manager Haha ha!
*MAGNITUDE 10*
I Think the title of the video should be ''how to beat pokemon with the most pain possible''
It should
*This is Jackie Chan levels of suffering before winning action movies through sheer drunkenness*
Isn’t there worst Pokémon then magickarp other then feebass
No that the most pain possible would be metapod only run or no using an attacking move and no toxic protect
@@deathreaper9839 the movesets aren't as bad tho
Me half listening to the video: oh, it's been a while (15 min)....he should be far into the game-
Only two badges.
Incase you were wondering why you have such high defense stat.
it is because you were EV training on kakunas and metapods early, granting you defense stats.
It's also partly because Magikarp's second highest stat is defense and I was massively overleveled so my defense and speed would be much higher than the competition, but I'd wager the defense IV training really didn't do me any favours. If I had a bit more wiggle room, I'd have probably tried to IV train attack since that was such an issue the whole game.
Also, Warriors/Musou All-Stars! nice game choice!
*EV training. IVs are can't change.
When you just grind and don’t notice ur IV traning. :l
you mean EV, IV's are the pokemon's extra stats they get from their parents
In the Pokemon world, if you find a Magikarp that doesn’t know splash, RUN.
That Magikarp had seen some shiet
kugreymon Move Deleter: Am I a joke to you?
There's dragon rage magikarp
@@pedrosilvaproductions Sadly it was only a special Gen 1 Event.
The look on the Magikarp scammer's face must be priceless.
sodaddict *Comes back* Yeah I'm the champion now all thanks to this *karp karp*
Scammer: proceeds to try to become the champion.
it isnt rlly a scam, just grind the magi up to 20 with ur starter and nidoran (i hope you have one) or other pokemon and then u have an OP (i cant spell evolved magikarp :()
I've been watching a ton of these videos and this is by far the most patience testing one so far. I can't even imagine the determination required for this. I'm too impressed for words to accurately convey it.
"I decided to tackle the grass gym"
As he uses tackle.
24:40
Lol
Lol
Not many other options tbf.
30:10 "As I one shot it with a critical Struggle." - This honestly made me laugh out loud.
Lation94 😂😂😂
hol up
Bread:
"I CHOOSE YOU..."
Rival (thinking) :
*oh no, he is going to throw out a Gyarados, he has been leveling that Magikarp for YEARS*
Bread:
"... MaGiKaRp!"
Rival:
Uhh, WhAt!?
This one made me chuckle out loud om g
And on that day Bread's rival gave up on life unable to live with the knowledge he lost to frickin magikarp
The unexpected plot twist.
I don't get why he couldn't evolve it, it would still be winning with magikarp
@@wwerules000 because gyardos is not magicarp just like a tadpole is not a frog
The quest to rewatch all Pokemon Challenges continues, hopefully Mah Dry Bread's recovery is progressing well too.
Imagine being the boss of team rocket, only to be taken out by a dude with a magikarp
Imagine being anyone, only to be taken out by a dude with a Magikarp.
@@Kaizer-pt5vk ill take him out with my level 101 magikarp
@@1kblimp Keep calm, MissingNo.
Imma level my magicarp in a mistery to change his type to water and ice and cheat a move
If that was me I'd disband the team asap and erase my identity
Imagine gold finds red on the mountain just to get destroyed by a lvl 100 magikarp
Btw it's called Mt sliver
Articuno(xx) use ice beam on this guy
34:32 TIME 70 hours and 28 minutes, and that's excluding all the failed battles where he had restart the game 😭
I was expecting waaaaay more than 70 hours
This has to be like 300-500 hours
This might be hard but have you tried to defeat Watson on a normal play through
Marshtomp
"Next I decided to try and tackle the grass gym"
*Shows Magikarp using tackle on Victreebel*
I see what you did there.
The real cruelty of this run is that Magikarp will never be able to evolve.
Stuck forever as the strongest useless Pokemon in the game.
While a weak minded fish would yearn for the day it may become a dragon, Katya wished only for glory in a form wich many may consider useless
Common candy lvl 99 then lvl up want to evolve let it evolve BOOM
I faced the king of Magikarp once. It was level 255. Missingno glitches made the old games ridiculous.
F
He can transfer to sw/sh and use a rare candy
My mom made a Family recipe with chicken and it was delicious. It was so good infact that I snuck to the fridge at 12:30 to eat some of it. Needless to say I would eat it again.
100th 👍
This comment confused me so much before I got to that part of the video.
I have never heard someone be so exited about shopping as you were Mah-Dry-Bread
Damn, you have to be the most dedicated masochist ever.
And one has to be, to listen to him butcher the names of the Pokemon!
@@vincentf1487 it's his accent
Magikarp sees Metapod. Why do I hear boss music?
That was literally insane. You're absolutely mad.
I couldn't be prouder.
"I'm gonna beat you with the Magikarp my dad gave me!"
Your name is Dino dio, but your pfp is the other part 7 dio... WHICH ARE YOU
@@lauriemulsman9267 diego IS dino dio
@@griffithdidnothingwrong4788 they are both Diego, but Dino deigo/dio is different than TW deigo/dio
@@lauriemulsman9267 oh right my mistake
Deep lore: Oak is protagonist’s dad
"Welcome to the salty spitoon, how tough are ya?"
"I beat Pokemon fire red with a magikarp"
"Yeah, so?"
"Without evolving it."
"Errr.. right this way"
did i stutter?
@Phoenix And Draco yes that is much better but that is not what derelict said.
@@Markcrazeer ... It's why get said "I feel it should be".
“Grind on trainers to make money”
Well ok do what you want
Lol
Oml lol
Ernie 331 trainer used harden
Not gay, but 20$ is 20$
I CANT BREATH HAHAHA
My last meal was carbonara pasta. My mom made it for the first time and it was pretty darn good. Heck yeah I would eat it again. And heck yeah I would subscribe and turn the bell notifications for this guy because holy crap the amount of patience you gotta have to do this. All hail our lord and savior magikarp
Is she a good cook?
@@soulhoney1908you do not wanna know how i just read 'cook'
@@Garbo_trashcan no
You canadian right?
Joaco186 sorry bro
MDB: what do you wanna do?
MDBs girlfriend: my parents aren't home... you know what that means ;)
MDB: *mOrE GrInDiNg!!!*
YaY
Underrated comment and it actually made me laugh 😂
Me:
*Beats game easily with a normal team*
Mah-Dry-Bread:
“Hold my Magikarp”
*sounds of a wet slap, crying and a fish flopping on the floor*
“I decided to tackle the grass gym again”
Is that supposed to be a pun?
Jesus this guy has ungodly determination
He must have played Undertale... "You are filled with determination" :3
Hi MDB, going back through old videos.
Had a really rough long day, but this run is a reminder that if you have the will there is a way.
Keep up the good work!
You absolute madman.
Now I kinda wanna draw you as a king with your royal pet Magikarp surrounded by your army of Meowths.
Shiny Piece you should post it on your RUclips channel if you do 😆
Don't forget his Rattata and Sunkern
And his Wobbuffet
That would be an Awsome Masterpiece
Please do that would be epic
Alright! Level 100 finally! I should be able to take out this level 5 metapod finally!
Metapod uses harden.
Guess it’s still a stalemate....
A stalemate is not a normal draw. Please learn the difference between the two. Sincerely, all chess players.
@@TerriblyIronic9 Please don't speak for all chess players. It's embarrassing.
@@henryrivas9301 Ouch I think I just had my nonexistant feelings hurt.
how does that leftover apple core never get finished?
pokemon logic
Because when you eat it it turns into leftover of leftovers and so on
@@puginator1612 My brain hurts
@@puginator1612 big brain
@@puginator1612 damn
@@puginator1612 Recursion baby.
The amount of patience you have astonishes me, I admire it so much
Last night I ate chicken bacon ranch pizza from my wife's 2nd favorite pizza restaurant. The ranch-to-everything else ratio was perfect, and the chicken was real, delicious grilled chicken...not the fake filler crap. The dough was perfectly baked to a crispy bottom and a flavorful, pillowy top. The crust was flaky and substantial at the same time. The cheese was fresh from the farm. The bacon had been slaughtered and prepared that morning, and was perfectly chewy. I would eat it again.
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ
so i legitimately forgot he asked about stuff like this and thought it was either a shitpost or there was a joke at the end
Sounds just like the taste of my family
Damn you! Now I want pizza
Sounds like a Boomer review on a pizza place
I can hear the exhaustion and sadness in his voice. He's trying not to have a mental breakdown.
I think that he has one each day he wakes up.
This is 10% luck
20% skill
15% concentrated power of will
5% pleasure
50% pain
And 100% reason to remember the name
Styles of beyond
Best. comment. ever.
@@falsestyles8409 fort minor ft styles
Hell yeah, Fort Minor.
Respecc 101
Jan Einar Andersen
This is 10% Pain
20% Pain
15% concentrated power of Pain
5% Pain
50% Pain
And 100% reason to remember the Pain
"Magikarp is completely useless"
And i still love him
"i can only use struggle after i splashed forty times" you won me with that quote
???
"I had to take breaks because my hands got sore, and my hands never get sore."
You guys have dirty minds LOL
Tough guy: Welcome to the tough club, how tough are you?
Me: I beat pokemon fire red with just a magikarp
Tough *Guy* : right this way sir..
Tough GUY: Hand overs the crown* 👑
Salty splatoon
It would more look like this:
Tough guy: Welcome to the salty splatoon, how tough are you?
Me: i have beaten pokemon fire red
Tough guy: so..?
Me: with only a magicarp
Tough guy: right this way sir.
Osumazi meowisfromme couldn’t remember the meme properly 😂
@@originated712 oh yeah yeah
On the bright side all those Metapod EVS probably did wonders for your defence stat.
He somehow made Metapod an actually useful pokemon.
It was this off brand oreo cereal called "cookies and cream", real creative naming team. it was literally just oreo flavored cereal, it was good, would eat again.
I was really confused by this comment but as I was reading it, I reached 13:20 in the video lol
25:28 Arcanine: **attacks, sends the adversary pokemon with 2/3 hp left KO despite being 25 levels lower**
The game: **iT’s NoT vErY eFfEcTiVe**
Hahahahahahahahaha
34:08 "My fish is on the brink of roasting to death. This is perfect."
Flail is a weird move.
"It was a real breeze thanks to Magikarp's high defence"
Me *see that Magikarp had only 55 defense* Well, I guess that you had very low expectations concerning Magikarp ^^'
He probably got a whole lot of defense EVs from grinding on Metapods for 6 hours
I ate navy beans with some greens stewed alongside them. Very tasty when seasoned correctly. I would absolutely eat it again.
Also I find it hilarious seeing MDB thanking everyone for the comments asking which fossil he took after watching his more recent videos where he asks us to.
My detailed breakfast: I woke up, around 11 in the morning, slept pretty long today, stayed in bed for another hour, just watching youtube, I noticed, my stomach was aching, hungry for the breakfast it deserved. I sprung out of bed and ran upstairs, because I knew, we had left over tortillas. I grabbed two, swiftly, and ran back down stairs. I ripped the fridge door open and looked for what I desired. Quickly I grabbed the three ingredients that caught my eye. Cheese, salami, and butter with herbs. I grabbed a knife and spread the butter over half off the tortillas, grabbed three slices of salami, and carefully placed them on one of them. Then, lastly, I sliced the cheese with a cheese cutter and placed it elegantly over the salami, and over the butter. Then, rolled them together, for the perfect breakfast
May the algorythm be with you
🙏
Me: Welcome to the salty splitoon how tough are you
Mdb: I beat a Gyarados
Me: Yeah so what
Mdb: With a Magikarp
Me: Welcome in
Insane asylum is over that way.
This should be:
-I have beaten this pokemon game
Yeah, so what
-With only a Magikarp
Welcome in
Welcome to the salty splitoon how tough are you?
Mdb: I got 8 Pokemon Gym Badges.
Yeah, so?
Mdb: With a Magikarp
Bruh you want my job?
Welcome to the salty splitton how tough are ya? How tough am I? How tough am I? I beat Fire red yeah so? With nothing but a magikarp. Right this way sir.
Me: welcome to the salty splitoon how tough are you
Katya: I beat a Pokémon game
Me: yea so?
Katya: solo
Welcome in
This is painful. Subscribed. Liked. Respect my dude.
Rewatching this challenge is still impressive to me
By the way for the math you asked about at 23:54 is:
if each attack has a 25% chance to crit because of dire hit and there are 5 attacks it would be (0.25)^5
Being a chance of just about 1/1000
Mah-Dry-Bread: Nothing can compare to this challenge.
Metronome Challenge: I'm about to end this man's whole career.
Magikarp Challenge Without Items: hold my beer
Magikarp Challenge Without Items after Drinking beer: Hold my beer
Challenge without any healing whatsoever: Exists
lol
Challenge with items but no Pokemons.
The enemy Pokémons were like: "well, this will be easy hehe"
After some moves: "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH IT!?"
Xattack Xattack Xdefend...
Everytime he says "more grinding", you can hear the pain in his voice growing more and more
13:40 when you going to do again some crazy challange like this in fire red/leaf green don't forget to take VS seeker. That makes you lvl up soo much easier
I’d cry if I were forced to do this challenge holy shit
I couldn’t agree more I would rather go to jail rather than do this stupid challenge because I’m impatient
Yeah and he chose to do this
@@isaakterizis5546 then youd have the time to do this
Imagine accidentally forgetting to hit B while magikarp is evolving
I bet he saves the game a heck load of times. To the extent where the game even wonders if there's any point in.
Imagine accidentally hitting A
my last meal was a bowl of ramen, i made it, and i’ll have to eat it again because i am a broke college student
I understand that too well
Mah-Dry-Bread - Gameplay & Streams! omg senpai noticed me
Haha just learn simple cookimg or there is show where chef teach how to cook with 5 ingrident for college student
@@MahDryBread im far too late to this, but my last meal was 3 store-bought chicken sandwiches i made, and i'll eat it again because idc about what i eat as long as its good tasting
Hi
I ate nuggets
They were good
Mom cooked them
10/10 would eat again
Cooked*
You ate nuggets?! Why didn't you just sell them for 5000 pokedollars each?
@@TC-pp7hx frick… I’m an idiot
@@noobsterplays6731 lol!
game reviewers: "you can enjoy this game anyway you want!"
MDB: yeah... about that
I seek the pleasures of pain
11:55 “even being 24 levels ahead of this geodude”
Wayminute...
*W a i t a m i n u t e*
Its 19 levels
Thanks ray
@@rickyskellham6131 .
Np
well, if magikarp was a thing, then for next gen, do an unknown only chalenge.
That would be interesting, seeing as you'd have to calculate which Hidden Power type would be most practical, then hack/reset for the desired Hidden Power type
JoeyS111
I think the saddest thing about that is, for almost all games, choosing Psychic is the least viable option due to important dark types. You can’t even choose the one good option.
Pretty sure Struggling to victory also becomes a none viable strategy because Struggle I believe from Gen 4 starts to do percentage max health recoils instead of... what you are dealing.
I just had a pancake. It was made by Mother. It was amazing. I would have it again.
Try them with mushed up bananas inside
@@bruce4139 i did that it was amazing
@@utkarshd9350 yeah? Good
"My soul is in pain. Why would you do this to yourself? This is like eating a whole bag of Extreme Warheads, then washing that down with the liquid in the Warheads spray canister. Then liquefying some of these things (pointing at a bag of Sour Patch Kids) and pouring that in your eyes. Thank you for doing this so others don't have to." -My friend, 2019, upon witnessing this atrocity.
This needs more attention lol
This made me salivate.
I made myself pasta.
It had some cheap, tomato purée sauce. I added a lot of black pepper.
I would eat it again... Mostly because it’s cheap and I’m poor
Dododo___ DodododoDOdodo ramen is my life
I'm glad you commented that, comments are good for RUclips algorythm!
Try this:
Cook some pasta then drain it
Boil some water and pour over a veg stock cube that's in a pan, and heat
Add soy sause and pepper
Add sweetcorn and the drained pasta
Let it heat up for a few minutes
Serve
It's like cheap homemade pot noodle/super noodle
Sad
Watch binging with babish and pasta agolio(?) Video. Super good and simple and mixes it up a little bit with the lemon
I want to do something with less grinding but weirder...Wabuffet!
About the “less grinding” part...
Drinking challenge: Take a shot everytime MDB says grinding.
It sounds about the same to
"Drinking challenge: take a shot every time MDB talks"
I chose kool aid instead of alcohol but my stomach felt god awful
I'd have kidney stones buy the tenth video
Why would u ever subject yourself to all this torture i think I rather get waterboarded then grind for 6 hours somebody please pay this man
Well we all do pay him
*Grind*
"well we all do pay him"
FTC: "Allow Us To Introduce ourselves."
This just shows you, with enough effort, anyone or anything can be the very best, like no one ever was.
:/ it's hard to explain what I'm trying to comment
*Aster.exe stopped working*
I just want to think of the faces of every single trainer who got beat by a f***** Magikarp.
I ate something my family calls a dad sandwich, because my dad “invented it.” Its just a blueberry bagel, fake sausage patty and cheese. But I wanted a taste of home, so I made it. Hope this helps the youtube algorithm.
That sounds pretty good. Although I have no idea what a fake sausage patty tastes like.
@@DragonGunzDorian it honestly just tastes like normal sausage, with less flavor
@@snowleopard064 I forgot i made this comment, but cool.
I'm currently eating a microwave chicken pot pie, I made it. the bottom is a bit charred cause I left it in too long. I would definitely eat this again.
I'm glad that you ate something you enjoy
Your fried asf
23:00
“This diglett has never attacked before!”
I’m sorry, but that had me dying 😂🤣
I couldn’t help but laugh at that. Bless your soul!
I got recommende this video when i finished leveling up my magikarp to lv: 20 and evolving it into a gyrados and i felt really accomplished because it was level 10 when i got it but when i saw this video my accomplishment was dust lol
Leveling up any magikarp is an accomplishment
@@malign3158 Its not hard really, if you have an exp share
@@ConFlow247 it's even less hard if you have access to daycare
Rookie numbers! I got to level 20 from level 5. When I still didn't have the exp share!
@@connaeris8230 ikr? Using cheat rare candies is easy as heck
24:00 the chance for four straight crits in a row with your crit chance is the same as the chance for a gen one miss
1/256
(the chance of four out of five being crits is like 3/1024 so 0.29%)
This seems intense I couldn't have imagined anyone would try this I applaud ur victory congratulations
God's you poor bastard. Thank you so much for doing this so no one else has to.
My last meal was cake made by grandma. 10/10 would eat again
from a climate change video to watching a guy beat pokemon with a fish, great job youtube
Climate change is inevitable and humans are mere plankton, Satan shall rule all
stephen trueman I love how this sentence has two very different meanings😂
"With a fish"... its not a simple fish, its a Super Splashy Magikarp
I came from a minecraft vid, i enjoyed dis though
Climate change is religon greta thunberg is their proohet.