So no sprinkler system in Tower 7? I guess the entire city should have the sprinkler systems of every building tested. They did that, right? Also, 7 was further away than buildings still standing directly next to 1 and 2 and still didn’t collapse. But if you believe magical Boogey germs are real, you’ll believe anything the govt tells you.
41:40 This is peak Normand. Pouring gas on a Coke bottle because his rental ran out of gas due to him leaving it running overnight. This is the clip. Unbelievable 😂😂
As someone who was vicariously watching all the comedians Instagram stories from marky’s wedding, funcle Joe List seemed like the life and soul of the party. I’d kill for videos! (But I also respect that some things don’t have be turned into content for people to consume)
I disagree. He is annoying , creepy, controlling and unfunny. Also an anti drinking and weed smoking sober downer. Why would you want that party pooper around at all?
I feel that if Mark had been middle eastern and turned up to an airport covered in gas and told that story, he'd have been on a one way to Guantanamo 😂
I went 2 the 7pm Mark Normand SEA show and when there was no Joe List I did assume he did the 930 gig...haha...please just hurry up and book a show in Tacoma/Seattle for 2023 Joe List.
Gas Nozzles have a small vacuum tube at the tip that turns off the pump so you can’t overfill the tank. It’s why you have to go so slow to fully fill a gas can.
Everytime it comes up they knock it down and get kinda weird about it. Joe seems to have a complex about not being as famous as Mark and money would have to be divided and they don't love that. Seems...complicated but it really shouldn't be. Would be a huge tour.
I worked at a restaurant and when they buy a bulk box of the Heinz ketchup they don’t come with individual seals and yeah it just squirts first time! It still could have been fresh! But still cheap of a bodega to use the bulk box to resell individuals
Something about the idea of Joe calling the BBB about his bodega ketchup just kills me. Karen List, and I just keep seeing him as that FTX guy's girlfriend (after the pic on reddit). lol.
You don't even need to refrigerate condiments with a substantial vinegar content. Ketchup, mustard are fine stored at room temperature, as long as the lid is shut. And if the sauce is in a glass or clear plastic bottle, keep it out of direct sunlight. This is not a theory, they've been kept in the cupboard or on the table my entire life. I'm 40.
I'm more concerned about what was put in the already tampered with bottle that came opened from the store. Remember in the 80s or 90s when people were tampering with Tylenol at the pharmacy?
@@blickygobrrrrr yeah, my family and I were discussing that over dinner Sunday evening. It was like one lady trying to kill her husband or maybe the husband killing the wife, but somehow several bottles were contaminated, returned to the pharmacy and resold to several different individuals in that community. Wild. Then my sister said her lawyer called her last week... About a class-action suit being brought against Tylenol for knowingly causing autism & ADHD in newborns from expecting mother's who were taking Tylenol while pregnant. My niece being one of them. But this one goes back to late 1990s if I remember correctly. So it's possible that it actually wasn't the infant/toddler vaccines doing it, rather Tylenol may be to blame for that mysterious epidemic.
I can say with confidence that Whataburger ketchup packets definitely change color when you leave them in that condiment/junk drawer for years, it does get darker. Mark is correct lol
Worked in a place which was previously owned by a family of hoarders. First week or two there, grabbed a few packets of ketchup for lunch one day from a drawer and out came some brown I don't know what. Checked the packet and it was McDonald's, copyright 198x. It didn't have a stank so I partially assumed it's just how ketchup used to look, at the time I just concluded they just dye the shit out of modern stuff. Couldn't bring myself to taste it.
So much of this was killer! The intro, the woman's d***, air Canada, all of it but what really tickled my pickle was the Chicago thing! I'm beyond pumped! The best part of the pod for me and really got my Tuesday going!
Mark, just so ya know the rental car places charge you like $25 a gallon when you bring it back empty and they fill it up for you. But then we wouldn't have that wackadoo story!
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I’d pay to watch a five part documentary on Marks wedding.
you pinned that garbage? oy.
They did that for his bachelor party
You’re right, no talk about actual wedding.
I'd pay to watch a 2nd five part documentary on Mark's divorce. I'm kidding. These are gay jokes people. Comedy!!
I figured I was at the least invited by now for all my “pipes”
Comments
Comedy!
31:49 - "I want Tower 7 - short, stocky, and goes down easy"
Best line in the whole pod history
Yo for real, did Mark not know a third tower went down?
Easily. Just came to spit that and of course the first comment. You guys are on this shite
31:50 “short and stocky and goes down easy” 😂😂😂 That was quite the analogy.
They said write in if you hear us say something that sounds like a bit. This is a bit!
Joe's Tower 7 joke was god-tier. 31:50
Great stuff !
Yes classic!
So no sprinkler system in Tower 7? I guess the entire city should have the sprinkler systems of every building tested. They did that, right? Also, 7 was further away than buildings still standing directly next to 1 and 2 and still didn’t collapse. But if you believe magical Boogey germs are real, you’ll believe anything the govt tells you.
41:40 This is peak Normand. Pouring gas on a Coke bottle because his rental ran out of gas due to him leaving it running overnight. This is the clip. Unbelievable 😂😂
omfg 🤣 peak normand for real
Mark’s gas story had me rolling. He really is on the spectrum. He’s a millionaire walking around covered in gas…god bless him!
Joe's tower 7 joke was hilarious
Love when Joe tells people to call in
As someone who was vicariously watching all the comedians Instagram stories from marky’s wedding, funcle Joe List seemed like the life and soul of the party. I’d kill for videos! (But I also respect that some things don’t have be turned into content for people to consume)
It looked like a fantastically fun wedding
I disagree. He is annoying , creepy, controlling and unfunny. Also an anti drinking and weed smoking sober downer.
Why would you want that party pooper around at all?
+1
So he got married? When was the wedding?
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I love the effort on the ads. Amazing quality and charismatic delivery.
Mark's remote therapy spot made ME depressed
Mark reading adds is one of the funniest parts of the episodes. It’s like he’s in pain when reading.
Literally wait for this duo every week! By far my favorite pod cast duo!
Without question. Shane and Matt a my second.
I watch every week and I always laugh lots but this one was INCREDIBLE I laughed so hard all the way through😂 THE BEST PODCAST HANDS DOWN
I feel that if Mark had been middle eastern and turned up to an airport covered in gas and told that story, he'd have been on a one way to Guantanamo 😂
List is the only guy who looks bald with a full head of hair
@@sebm3029 he should keep his hat on
The Sala-curse
He has an old joke about having a five head not a forehead.
And old and young
His face looks like he should be a short guy but he is huge.
I went 2 the 7pm Mark Normand SEA show and when there was no Joe List I did assume he did the 930 gig...haha...please just hurry up and book a show in Tacoma/Seattle for 2023 Joe List.
Exactly! He's in Gig Harbor ever other weekend! Why can't he work a little while he's here??
Joe’s hair looks great! Very dapper.
Mark refuelling the empty rental car tank with a coke bottle had me in stiches. Who does that?!
Opening with a bang with List complaining about just getting ready for a night out😂love you gays
Here’s a guest you could have on that everyone would be excited about: THE GUY FROM THE OFFICE NEXT DOOR!! Gold Jerry.
That coke bottle story is all time tuesdays, classic normand
46:00 I love how the raycon ad sounds like Mark is calling from a phone from 1938.
3:55 Mark is the king of double entendres so much so that they fly under the gaydar even with comics
Mark's gas story is wild!
fucking love it when joe spazzes with mark at the start. i'm gay.
"Give me 2 liters on pump 4"
Tower 7 short, stubby and goes down easy 😂😂😂😂
Went to the show at the Moore. The Holocaust joke had my wife laughing harder than if she watched me walk my shin into a trailer hitch.
Love the intro. Props to whoever put that together
Gas Nozzles have a small vacuum tube at the tip that turns off the pump so you can’t overfill the tank. It’s why you have to go so slow to fully fill a gas can.
This was a great ep
The show is “What Would You Do” with John Quinonez 😂
mark your ad read sounds like a voicemail recording from prison, great ep queefs
Any chance Mark Normand and Joe List just do an official tour co-headlining?
I always wondered the same. My 2 favorites. I'd pay big money for that show.
@@blickygobrrrrr they must. It breaks my heart a little when List talks about tours and events that Mark didn't attend
Everytime it comes up they knock it down and get kinda weird about it. Joe seems to have a complex about not being as famous as Mark and money would have to be divided and they don't love that. Seems...complicated but it really shouldn't be. Would be a huge tour.
Mark and joe are individually top 10, arguably top 5 but as a duo they are top 3 and not 2nd or third
Tuesdays is by far my fav pod with We Might Be Drunk a close 2nd
Top 2 and not 2, I'm gay!
Thank you Mr Normand for the Simpsons/Frank Grimes/Grimey reference - totally made my day
The original 7 World Trade Center was 47 stories tall, clad in red granite masonry, and occupied a trapezoidal footprint
Marks right the ketchup “oxidized” that’s the word you queefs couldn’t find.
I'm only 10 minutes in and already laughing my ass off.
0:35
Jesus Christ joe
You almost blinded me
Comedy! 😁
When’s Joe going to just finally admit he doesn’t like being a stand up
Hey hey! John Quiñones is your big fat Estrada. 20/20 was the investigative show, but now he hosts “What would you do?”
Mark making tower 7 jokes but not knowing what happened until 21 years later is hilarious
35:10 Strip Club Flies 😂😂😂
🤣 50¢ cup of coffee/arms of an angel rifff was hilarious
I knew that Joe wouldn't show for Mark! The camera did not show Joe's reaction to Mark's watch...that's what I live for
Really upset I didn’t get to see the photo of the mis colored ketchups
Preach sister
Hyde Industries purchased Saucony in the 1968.
Hyde produced its own sneakers and was home to Spot Bilt, and brought Saucony on board
Can’t wait for the chicago news! I’m definitely getting tickets
Picture of George at the beach haha. 'you've lost a lot of hair' haha
Appreciate the ad reads out of a tin can. Takes me back home.
Chuck's laugh is contagious
Mark casually dropping an old as Simpson’s reference lol
One of these “new cars” with a push button start. LMAO.
I worked at a restaurant and when they buy a bulk box of the Heinz ketchup they don’t come with individual seals and yeah it just squirts first time! It still could have been fresh! But still cheap of a bodega to use the bulk box to resell individuals
45:45 that was like a gay mouse queefed 😂😂
Marky Normands a wild ass boy son! Solving the gas crisis foreal
holy shit the tower 7 joke was next level. Chuck's cackle said it all.
Marks fart in the mic was awesome lmao
How dare List ditch Mark!! It's not right! Slap in the face!
U know Normands from da hood when he brought up Lottos!! Lol
You need an emergency battery pack Mark!
Joes the only comedian that hates doing comedian things
Him and Richard Gene
Marks gas story is insane! 😂 His brain operates differently for sure.
Chuck you didn’t plug the ketchup photo!!!
First!! Was waiting for my monday evening hour of being gay!
3rd
Anyone- hey joe you coming .
Joe- yeah
Day of show - Weellllll, something something and something else. Aaannnddd blah blah blah.
My favorite pod
Why is Mark reading his ads from a cave in Mogadishu?
Here for Marks heavy lifting
Something about the idea of Joe calling the BBB about his bodega ketchup just kills me. Karen List, and I just keep seeing him as that FTX guy's girlfriend (after the pic on reddit). lol.
You don't even need to refrigerate condiments with a substantial vinegar content. Ketchup, mustard are fine stored at room temperature, as long as the lid is shut. And if the sauce is in a glass or clear plastic bottle, keep it out of direct sunlight. This is not a theory, they've been kept in the cupboard or on the table my entire life. I'm 40.
I'm more concerned about what was put in the already tampered with bottle that came opened from the store. Remember in the 80s or 90s when people were tampering with Tylenol at the pharmacy?
@@blickygobrrrrr yeah, my family and I were discussing that over dinner Sunday evening. It was like one lady trying to kill her husband or maybe the husband killing the wife, but somehow several bottles were contaminated, returned to the pharmacy and resold to several different individuals in that community. Wild.
Then my sister said her lawyer called her last week... About a class-action suit being brought against Tylenol for knowingly causing autism & ADHD in newborns from expecting mother's who were taking Tylenol while pregnant. My niece being one of them. But this one goes back to late 1990s if I remember correctly. So it's possible that it actually wasn't the infant/toddler vaccines doing it, rather Tylenol may be to blame for that mysterious epidemic.
You couldn't just show a simple picture of the two ketchups? Editing is really hard, I get it.
I can say with confidence that Whataburger ketchup packets definitely change color when you leave them in that condiment/junk drawer for years, it does get darker. Mark is correct lol
Worked in a place which was previously owned by a family of hoarders. First week or two there, grabbed a few packets of ketchup for lunch one day from a drawer and out came some brown I don't know what. Checked the packet and it was McDonald's, copyright 198x.
It didn't have a stank so I partially assumed it's just how ketchup used to look, at the time I just concluded they just dye the shit out of modern stuff. Couldn't bring myself to taste it.
Joe looking more and more like Harland Williams every week. But instead of sucking back on Grandpa's old cough medicine, he sucks...well, you know
Nice
So...what club did Mark go to in Portland.. "asking for a friend"
Comedy!
Good show future married guy!
Chad and jt go deep!!! W crossover
Dude!!! Can we get a sitcom starring, written and directed by you to gays already!!!
Did mark read that first ad in the bathroom of an airplane?
Does Mark have ANY idea that most gas stations sell gas cans ?
So what ever happened to mark getting that new watch that damn thing beeps every pod without fail
The seel was broken/bad so they glued it shut. It probably changed colors because it didn't have an air tight seel while it was being stored.
chuck would look amazing in coach shorts 🔥
What Would You Do is the name of the show that was mentioned.
lol List with the tower 7 joke @ 31:50
John Quinones What would you do 6:08
JEsus, was that better help ad recorded in a cell at Guantanamo?
Joe: “…you’re both cool guys, about the same height. I could see it.” Hahhaa
God Bless You My Brothers 🙏
show the images of the things you're talking about!!!
Bob Kelly special I think,if I'm not dreaming it...
Just watched the ep on my high def TV, and I gotta say...I've never been more grossed out by Joe's teeth.
Mark was right about Saucony and Spotbilt.
What would you do ? Is the name of the show
So much of this was killer! The intro, the woman's d***, air Canada, all of it but what really tickled my pickle was the Chicago thing! I'm beyond pumped! The best part of the pod for me and really got my Tuesday going!
I was Hurt by Joe not coming to Seattle
List?! Draws the line at Coca-Cola. Bodega Brewed Ketchup...give.
When’s boston!? Joe
Mark, just so ya know the rental car places charge you like $25 a gallon when you bring it back empty and they fill it up for you. But then we wouldn't have that wackadoo story!