What if the Black Death Wiped Out Europe?

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июн 2017
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    What if the Black Death wiped out Europe? Say instead of half of Europe being killed, it was instead 90%? What could we see happen? Here is one scenario.
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  • @AlternateHistoryHub
    @AlternateHistoryHub  7 лет назад +12477

    I post at midnight because I'm a rebel.

    • @showery1376
      @showery1376 7 лет назад +55

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    • @dariusr8279
      @dariusr8279 7 лет назад +62

      Better late than never my dude. Still loving your content!

    • @showery1376
      @showery1376 7 лет назад +30

      But it ain't midnight

    • @imperial5468
      @imperial5468 7 лет назад +30

      AlternateHistoryHub you rebel

    • @novacaboose8077
      @novacaboose8077 7 лет назад

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  • @lynguinii
    @lynguinii 6 лет назад +4968

    countries surrounding europe: "its free real estate"

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 5 лет назад +152

      Islam you mean, Islam would have dominated the world if Europeans didn't exist, I cannot see any civilization living up to the might of Islam at the time of the medieval ages. Islam was only stopped because of Europe. If not for Europeans, America would all be Islamic

    • @diabeticalien3584
      @diabeticalien3584 5 лет назад +7

      EYYYY

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 5 лет назад +18

      @@lynguinii Death to commies!

    • @pedromeneses5661
      @pedromeneses5661 5 лет назад +21

      @@alex7715 Commie bastard

    • @traveller7552
      @traveller7552 5 лет назад +2

      Lyn he didn’t disagree with you.

  • @emilr.9429
    @emilr.9429 6 лет назад +3239

    "Diease isn't fun"
    You my friend, have not played Plague Inc.

  • @cosmicpearl5497
    @cosmicpearl5497 5 лет назад +2217

    "Half of everyone died"
    Me: "Perfectly balanced, as all things should be"

  • @R3v1091
    @R3v1091 3 года назад +758

    "disease isnt fun"
    mild joke in 2017, relatable meme today.

    • @ZebraGER
      @ZebraGER 2 года назад +4

      @@legionsoldier1342 a virus is a disease

    • @sby60118
      @sby60118 2 года назад

      @@legionsoldier1342 Covid’s a Disease, do you know what a disease is?

    • @WyxienTheFox
      @WyxienTheFox 2 года назад +4

      I was just thinking that

  • @sendhelp6349
    @sendhelp6349 7 лет назад +3925

    Worst side effect: no more pizza

    • @ThatOneGuyWithAFork
      @ThatOneGuyWithAFork 7 лет назад +88

      that meme isn't spicy enough

    • @philusaphur4924
      @philusaphur4924 7 лет назад +4

      Hot, Spicy Memes Bro dont edit youre vComment!!!

    • @bruhwnie
      @bruhwnie 7 лет назад +9

      Hot, Spicy Memes we will eçall eat pide(ottoman pizza)

    • @bruhwnie
      @bruhwnie 7 лет назад +2

      Can all*

    • @sendhelp6349
      @sendhelp6349 7 лет назад +2

      Mystery Train Why not?

  • @theale8821
    @theale8821 7 лет назад +2275

    "Rest assured, tens of millions of Africans are enslaved,"
    REST ASSURED

    • @thevoiceofthelost
      @thevoiceofthelost 7 лет назад +55

      rofl!

    • @carlbates9110
      @carlbates9110 7 лет назад +366

      Just in case you were worried about them not becoming enslaved.

    • @thevoiceofthelost
      @thevoiceofthelost 7 лет назад +236

      Well i was a little concerned, but im glad there's no reason to worry.

    • @TheTC
      @TheTC 7 лет назад +225

      The Americans can sigh in relief, but Africa is just perpetually fucked in all timelines.

    • @thekinginthenorth9093
      @thekinginthenorth9093 7 лет назад

      Lol XD

  • @plaguedoctor2211
    @plaguedoctor2211 4 года назад +608

    that would never happen if I'm on the case.

    • @bjornviktor9592
      @bjornviktor9592 4 года назад +58

      Thank you for your service Plague Doctor

    • @charmyzard
      @charmyzard 4 года назад +31

      Thank you doc, for helping the world evolve how it did.

    • @epistimonkapetanios
      @epistimonkapetanios 3 года назад +7

      Hahahahahaha

    • @WretchedRedoran
      @WretchedRedoran 3 года назад +4

      Ah! So good to see another from the Plague Doctor association!

    • @IamDogge
      @IamDogge 3 года назад +6

      *cough cough* help please

  • @channelantoneon
    @channelantoneon 5 лет назад +805

    Europe: Dies
    Middle East: *It's free real estate*

    • @oklahoma7213
      @oklahoma7213 4 года назад +15

      Turkey: *Cries in Istanbul*

    • @oklahoma7213
      @oklahoma7213 4 года назад +1

      @Da Turk Mapper oh yes,I thought the video said it would happen in modern world

    • @youngbloodbanana3376
      @youngbloodbanana3376 4 года назад +1

      @@oklahoma7213 that would be dark

    • @cipher1579
      @cipher1579 4 года назад +6

      this is kind of like an uno reverse card

    • @zainshute
      @zainshute 4 года назад

      WARLORD of the desert no it wouldent!!! It would be black 🐸

  • @grammarnazi1469
    @grammarnazi1469 6 лет назад +3565

    So Poland during the Black Death was like Switzerland during the World Wars?

    • @jek_si2251
      @jek_si2251 5 лет назад +281

      @Titanium Mapping
      Yeah, the reason Poland did so well was because of hygene. For example - the Polish king and his court took regular baths, and the kings of France bathed often under 10 times in their whole lives. You can see how that would lead to resistance to plagues for Poles.

    • @martinrdh96
      @martinrdh96 5 лет назад +137

      @@jek_si2251 Nope. Poland and northern Europe was more rural than than its southern counterpart so the disease wasn't transmitted easily there. This is also why Mid East was less affected by the Black Death than in the West, because many part of it were isolated by arid, unpopulated desert. But.. the Black Death did wreck more concentrated place like Nile Delta in Egypt and between Euphrates and Tigris in Iraq.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 лет назад +48

      @@jek_si2251 dude, the only way to survive the plague is to be bloodtype O.
      It gives you a natural immunity.
      This is why most of Europe is bloodtype O.

    • @kelseyc5102
      @kelseyc5102 5 лет назад +54

      Poland was also a place where many Jews lived, and they as a religion were typically more hygienic than the Christians

    • @martinrdh96
      @martinrdh96 5 лет назад +32

      @@kelseyc5102 poland did became the center of european jew, but that happened AFTER black death.

  • @spacey-9617
    @spacey-9617 7 лет назад +1555

    Us Poles are very good at surviving

    • @cheddaboyant7817
      @cheddaboyant7817 7 лет назад +9

      Spacey - it's all the sour cream. P.S. SLAWA

    • @boldmistreal9597
      @boldmistreal9597 7 лет назад +31

      Thank God for the Polish Race!

    • @scvboy1
      @scvboy1 7 лет назад +60

      Spacey - Also very bad at winning wars.

    • @cammieOsaurus
      @cammieOsaurus 7 лет назад +38

      Keep defending yourselves against Islam please.

    • @andrewsullivan7537
      @andrewsullivan7537 7 лет назад +123

      When the world blows up, Poland is just gonna fly up in one piece and continue to exist because they survive everything .Now finally free from Russia and Germany, they become an interstellar empire, leading the universe with kielbasas in hand. We need an alternate history video on this.

  • @nirabkarki2838
    @nirabkarki2838 4 года назад +135

    Read "The years of rice and salt". It's a alternate history novel where 90% of europe is wiped out and it's consequences and ripple effects.
    Really good book.

    • @cianbuckley7120
      @cianbuckley7120 Год назад

      Muslims also conquer Europe. But they have competition from China and the Native Americans.

    • @RichardDiazWright
      @RichardDiazWright Год назад +1

      He mentioned it in a newer video. I read it.

    • @KamenracerX
      @KamenracerX 10 месяцев назад +1

      Cody namedropped the book- the audiobook version, to be precise-in 8:57... And funnily enough, the book is the inspiration for this video lol
      Tbf, he namedropped it in an ad read for Audible so yeah.

  • @pqbdwmnu
    @pqbdwmnu 4 года назад +180

    “hey guys, you like my new tattoo? It’s pronounced ‘Stultus essem’ it mean great warrior, I am like, so in touch with my 6.25 percent european ancestery, my tribe were called the Veekoongs”

  • @migueldemanuel3918
    @migueldemanuel3918 7 лет назад +1349

    The Black Death is like one of those people who got a god-like killstreak.

  • @ripbanditgames
    @ripbanditgames 7 лет назад +546

    Poland was affected by the black death, just not as much as the rest of Europe. This is due to Casimir the Great quarantining the borders and Poland's less dense population size.

  • @charlieharrison6872
    @charlieharrison6872 4 года назад +915

    2020: Coronavirus Outbreak
    RUclips’s Algorithm: ...

    • @coreykossbiel2725
      @coreykossbiel2725 4 года назад +1

      Yeahhhh

    • @corneliusrosenaa3949
      @corneliusrosenaa3949 4 года назад +10

      The algorihm is a Harsh mistres

    • @underthependulum3484
      @underthependulum3484 3 года назад

      Haha you are so funny, no one else ever would've thought to make that joke right now, only you! Only you!

    • @cultbaby3380
      @cultbaby3380 3 года назад

      It can always be worse.

    • @cultbaby3380
      @cultbaby3380 3 года назад

      Yeah, its only killed about 2 million people and still going.

  • @quietperson3886
    @quietperson3886 4 года назад +153

    The moral is:
    Dont be nasty
    Always live healthy

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 4 года назад +4

      Moral: Live or else die

    • @epauletshark3793
      @epauletshark3793 3 года назад +4

      Your profile picture is Tintin. That makes me happy.

  • @revanruler6404
    @revanruler6404 6 лет назад +795

    their should be a video game or a tv series about this alternate universe, seeing a ruined medieval europe slowly being invaded by the other powers would be pretty interesting

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 5 лет назад +86

      Play crusader kings and start a plague in Europe via console commands. The story writes itself from there.

    • @nathanschmitz2302
      @nathanschmitz2302 5 лет назад +59

      Later, the Inca and the Mayan invade the islamic world with their ww1 weapons

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 4 года назад +8

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 the mongols,aztecs,abbassids and ummayads would take over europe and fight among themselves

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 4 года назад +2

      @@alphagamer9505 That's the idea.

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 4 года назад +3

      @@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 in my game that is happening,except is the byzantines instead of the aztecs

  • @candeniz5999
    @candeniz5999 5 лет назад +514

    Ottoman Empire be like in the Balkans:
    Hippity hoppity this is now my property

  • @PhantomSavage
    @PhantomSavage 5 лет назад +614

    Interesting counter point: The world may very well have achieved the same technological and intellectual complexity that we have today in this timeline, but it would not have originated in Europe, but in the Americas.
    Few civilizations were more complex, diverse, grand in scale, and understanding of astronomy, science, and mathematics than the Mayan empire. Of which we now know, at its peak, was essentially the population center of the earth. During its classic period (A.D. 250-900) its reach covered an area about twice the size of medieval England whilst being far more densely populated. Though the Maya eventually died out, history has proven the geography and resources of the area is capable of sustaining a massive civilization, and even after the Maya empire fell, the western world was no stranger to complex societies among its territories.
    By the time the European colonization had started and Cortes went off on his mission, there were population centers still present in the area like Tenochtitlan, Texcoco, and Tlacopan, all three of which were complex, partnering city states with their own laws, economies, politics, soldiers, and infrastructure. This wasn't the only coalition of its kind either, there were other areas of the Americas that had equally complex people and settlements, such as the Iroquois confederacy which was comprised of five smaller nations (later six nations in 1722), that was governed by a Grand Council, an assembly of fifty chiefs, each representing one of the clans of one of the nations, all of which adhered to a constitution they called the "Great Law of Peace" of which the founding fathers of the United States took HEAVY inspiration from when drafting their own constitution.
    Evidence has shown the Americas were an equally diverse and complex set of societies, tribes, and nations like Europe was, just spread out over a much greater distance, despite which didn't hinder their ability to communicate, travel, and trade with each other for thousands of years.
    Had European intervention not occurred and had the Americas been left isolated, there's no doubt in my mind one or few dominant forces in the region would, through however many cycles of power needed, eventually stabilize and sustain a massive civilization or set of civilizations close to or as complex as the one we have today... we would all just be speaking some much, much stranger languages.

    • @cookiemuffin3208
      @cookiemuffin3208 4 года назад +112

      Yea it's not like native Americans were less smart, which given the right resources they could be on the same level of technology as Europe, but they lacked a lot of tameable animals like cows for milk and meat, chickens for eggs and horses for easy travel, and so on. They didnt have easily domesticateable animals. Sure a bull would have been nice to have but how could you domesticate a bull with just yourself, maybe a friend and some sharp sticks. It was to difficult and even with our technology we are just starting to domesticate the bull
      Had the animals like horses cows and animals like that, they very well could have been the first to cross the Atlantic and go to Europe. CPG Grey covered it well in the video Americapox:the missing plague I think

    • @Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT
      @Only_God_Is_Allah_SWT 4 года назад +7

      But none of them had a gun...

    • @abdel2894
      @abdel2894 4 года назад +9

      These are sum long paragraphs

    • @jesusadrianfloresarevalo6285
      @jesusadrianfloresarevalo6285 4 года назад +22

      @@cookiemuffin3208 Maybe the Inca empire would trade with the Mesoamerican empires. The Llama for easy travel.

    • @edwardmiessner6502
      @edwardmiessner6502 4 года назад +12

      I really like this idea and I think in this timeline it would be the inhabitants of the Americas that would go exploring. I think they would be astonished at the rituals of Islam and especially Catholicism (ritual symbolic cannibalism).

  • @giantWario
    @giantWario 7 лет назад +282

    I love that you used 90% fatality rate because, regardless of if you knew it or not, its actually estimated that around 10% of people were immune to the disease. Now, almost every disease has people immune to it anyway but the 10% is because lots of small villages of germany were not warned about the disease at all and all lived in the same large building. They also didn't know how to counter it which means that they still took care of the diseased themselves and buried the bodies instead of burning them. So, everyone in those villages probably got infected but around 10% survived everytime without ever showing any symptoms. So if it infected absolutely everyone in Europe, it would indeed be around 10% that would survive.

    • @placeholder1237
      @placeholder1237 2 года назад +7

      They weren’t immune well some of them where but a lot of the, got symptoms but they survived they might have been resistant.

  • @novocaine4630
    @novocaine4630 7 лет назад +1486

    Everyone is dying
    the world is ending
    Oh god
    the apocalypse is nearing
    Poland: Heh

    • @ggpl8117
      @ggpl8117 6 лет назад +23

      poland was at war then

    • @jasminguiza6227
      @jasminguiza6227 6 лет назад +4

      Peppermint Cat me:*robs stores*

    • @Awesomeguy-ye8br
      @Awesomeguy-ye8br 6 лет назад +4

      Oh thank God I live in poland

    • @SauroniastyPL
      @SauroniastyPL 6 лет назад +15

      It's myth, lack of hygine =in Europe started in 16th century when pardime in medicine changed , high nad late Middle AGes was very hygenic in whole Europe, oland simply avoided black death simply becouse king Casimir the Great done same what Venice did-quarantine, great invention of Medieval medicine, he had time to close trade routes fo a while in a north (Pomerania back then was teporaly taken by Teutonic Order) and in the south through Sudets and Carpathians, that is why semi indpendet silesian dukedoms and prinicplaities avoided the spread of plague either just like mostly Venice and Milan, lack of hygine was an effects of such pandemics in later centureis not the cause, just remeber that plague spred form central Asia and touched all that hadn't been imune to it vast of Middle East and China was also depopulated, the plague was reason why Mongol dynasty in China has been overthrown. So reason why we avoided black death were sanitary cordons on trade routes

    • @seljukmapper2319
      @seljukmapper2319 6 лет назад

      Peppermint Cat HAHAHAHA I GOT IT POLAND ON SPACE HAHAHAH

  • @LinwoodBlackmore
    @LinwoodBlackmore 4 года назад +82

    Kim Stanley Robinson wrote a book with this as the premise: "The Years of Rice and Salt"

    • @joshuni03
      @joshuni03 3 года назад +2

      I'm suprised he didn't touch heavily on that already and borrow ideas. Overall the premise and it's history (bar the butterfly effect) seems plausible.

  • @HalstenSnowborn
    @HalstenSnowborn 5 лет назад +81

    "It's estimated at least a third to even half of Europeans died over 7 years."
    *THANOS HAS JOINED THE CHAT*

  • @mattwilliams4902
    @mattwilliams4902 7 лет назад +624

    Dang it the Black Death stole my kill again

    • @arcturus9366
      @arcturus9366 6 лет назад

      Matt Williams It stole mine too

    • @BT_7274
      @BT_7274 6 лет назад +6

      The plague got killed by chuck noriss

    • @MrSnoopy100
      @MrSnoopy100 6 лет назад +1

      Matt Williams MVP: XxX_Bl4cK_D3aTh_XxX

    • @Ed-tg2sp
      @Ed-tg2sp 6 лет назад

      was it Black_PLague27?

  • @cheerfulpessimist952
    @cheerfulpessimist952 7 лет назад +425

    Without any external threat or competition from the neighboring European states, Poland can finally achieve it's destiny and can into Space!

    • @mikemoos
      @mikemoos 7 лет назад +54

      I imagine a soda can in space with the Polish flag on it.

    • @lennyjudd123
      @lennyjudd123 7 лет назад +4

      Noice lol

    • @denizyuksel5093
      @denizyuksel5093 7 лет назад +3

      EpicEevee Probably there's one.
      Note: I know this joke is from Polandball.

    • @myslmysl
      @myslmysl 7 лет назад +12

      It is rather interesting how Poland did not capitalize on/exploit (no significant change in borders) the weakened neighbors right after the plague ebbed out.
      BTW, the Polish lands where not affected because the king issued strict quarantine orders on the borders that where enforced. Sure, commerce took a plunge dive but the people at least did not die in agony.

    • @MrAwrsomeness
      @MrAwrsomeness 7 лет назад +1

      Probably because they were worried about getting infected by the plague.

  • @theusa4052
    @theusa4052 4 года назад +195

    “No more Southern Europeans”
    Well now I start to care about this

    • @Historyboi-vn7gd
      @Historyboi-vn7gd 4 года назад +31

      No pizza

    • @stephenquinn7931
      @stephenquinn7931 4 года назад +2

      @@Historyboi-vn7gd YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @alphagamer9505
      @alphagamer9505 4 года назад +5

      me too seen im one of them

    • @Robbie-pc1dl
      @Robbie-pc1dl 3 года назад +2

      No greek! It’s awesome
      Βλέπω? Είναι! Μην αφήσετε την πανούκλα να σκοτώσει την Ελλάδα.

    • @latteknowsbest6365
      @latteknowsbest6365 2 года назад +1

      Lmao same😭😭 I was like woah woah this has gone too far

  • @Night-zy1sz
    @Night-zy1sz 4 года назад +588

    The coronavirus taking notes like: *hmmmmm 👀*

  • @youcomefappinginthewrongne1890
    @youcomefappinginthewrongne1890 7 лет назад +1795

    What if i could get a girlfriend?

    • @mantas831
      @mantas831 7 лет назад +395

      That timeline doesn't exist. It's just impossible.

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 7 лет назад +94

      You picked the wrong video fool!

    • @Dantick09
      @Dantick09 7 лет назад +98

      Lighting in a bottle scenario

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 7 лет назад +65

      You will have less money in your wallet and higher stress.

    • @lurchusa1299
      @lurchusa1299 7 лет назад +10

      Same for me!
      Some strange fluke of nature, I am just not compatible with human women... apparently?

  • @Fogblitz
    @Fogblitz 6 лет назад +1303

    Poland...
    You’re danm lucky you are

    • @trollemall7016
      @trollemall7016 5 лет назад +9

      Jaybae My love Really? They are already far behind western european societies in every regard. Conservatism, nationalism and isiolationism aren't going to help catching up.

    • @Niko-gt3hr
      @Niko-gt3hr 5 лет назад +45

      WW2 time

    • @jezuz6668
      @jezuz6668 5 лет назад +52

      @@trollemall7016 how is your regresive "progressivism" working out so far?

    • @trollemall7016
      @trollemall7016 5 лет назад +11

      @@jezuz6668 You do understand how ridiculous your term "regres[s]ive preogressivism" sounds to people with a brain, right? First of all you could try to explain to me what "progressivism" is supposed to mean.
      But I guess what you wanted to ask me is how my life in a free society without racial, religous and sexual discrimination and without the constant paranoia of minorities works out. I have to say it's working out great. It's really nice to have left the dark ages behind and to live by the ideals of the enlightment, science and logic rather than by blind, undeducated and ignorant fears.

    • @bjarke7886
      @bjarke7886 5 лет назад +23

      @@trollemall7016 Ok, first of all, this isn't a dichotomy between literal feudalism and modern technocratic social liberalism. (I hope you consider this to be non-braindead)
      A conservative nation-state can without internal philosophical contradictions still use science, "logic" and most descriptive parts of the enlightenment, although I must say that the "enlightenment" is a hard thing to define. Conservatism, in this case, refers to modern European style conservatism
      Second of all, "progressivism" depending on what "type" you are talking about, isn't very "pro enlightenment" if we look at it from a value perspective. The enlightenment in many ways laid the foundation for institutions like the British and French empire and is in general pretty imperialistic.
      Also, the scientific enlightenment created moralistic and civilisational meta-narratives and was in general very reductionist, this being the opposite of what post-modernism proposes. (although it is in line with marxism)
      Lastly, I think you're making a logical mistake (if I have interpreted you correctly), as you seem to use the authority of "logic" and "science" to strengthen your value position. This is a fallacy as neither science or logic leads to anything, it is purely descriptive and therefore using it in this way doesn't really make sense.
      I would recommend you this video as a general explainer of the fallacy I believe you have committed ruclips.net/video/KX62hnzucDE/видео.html
      I hope this is useful :)

  • @maxwellli7057
    @maxwellli7057 5 лет назад +205

    "Disease is bad"
    *goes on to explain how the Black Death helped Europe develope.*

  • @benjamincraven6741
    @benjamincraven6741 5 лет назад +69

    Does anyone here know why Poland was never affected

    • @stanisk.942
      @stanisk.942 5 лет назад +56

      Because of the quarantined borders and isolation. Poland was well-prepared for incoming disease.
      Poland still got affected, but not much like their neighbours.

    • @fatraccoons2158
      @fatraccoons2158 4 года назад +5

      Harsh Sidhu Harsh Sidhu No, but actually yes

    • @Captain_FAIL
      @Captain_FAIL 3 года назад +15

      Poland successfully installed quarantine and was just more caring about taking a fucking bath. They still got affected,but in comparison to rest of Europe,they didnt have so much of a problem.

    • @DeeRod10
      @DeeRod10 3 года назад +6

      The Jews in Poland were far more hygienic than Christians

    • @fh9061
      @fh9061 3 года назад +1

      @@DeeRod10 Um does this have anything to do with religion?

  • @zans64
    @zans64 7 лет назад +170

    "half of everyone died EXCEPT FOR POLAND"

    • @bandit9667
      @bandit9667 7 лет назад +8

      pikminexplorer Polska stronk.

    • @zans64
      @zans64 7 лет назад +2

      lol

    • @andrzejgorczowski5513
      @andrzejgorczowski5513 7 лет назад +19

      Its actually all because of Casimir the Great, he just started a quarantine.

    • @Error-mn4el
      @Error-mn4el 7 лет назад +9

      We survived (Poland) but some time later we will be raped by our neighbours soooo

    • @christinas.4342
      @christinas.4342 7 лет назад

      Error3000 Poland started the raping first by attacking Muscovy in the early 17th century to convert Russians to Catholicism. I love how you always skip that part.

  • @mfjzbaztvftz
    @mfjzbaztvftz 7 лет назад +499

    And those 10% are in Poland

    • @eonhd2348
      @eonhd2348 6 лет назад +22

      KubA KubA literally Poland.

    • @emily8223
      @emily8223 6 лет назад +8

      Ha screw you im polish

    • @deadbully1337
      @deadbully1337 6 лет назад +7

      Nothing to be proud of haha!

    • @zepeterinma
      @zepeterinma 6 лет назад +2

      oczywiście że nam sie nic nie stało, jesteśmy po prostu fajni :)

    • @ArakkoaChronicles
      @ArakkoaChronicles 6 лет назад +25

      I wish he went into more detail about what happened to Poland in this timeline. I.e. the last bastion of Europe is *Poland* of all places.

  • @fallenoak4560
    @fallenoak4560 3 года назад +31

    Disease isn’t fun.
    Everyone in 2020: You don’t say?

    • @alphaundpinsel2431
      @alphaundpinsel2431 3 года назад +1

      this ain't on that scale

    • @monkemonke2298
      @monkemonke2298 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, but, Covid ain't got shit on the Black Death.

    • @n0nenone
      @n0nenone 3 года назад

      I wish

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 2 года назад

      Not as bad as the black death but still not fun

  • @antonios4681
    @antonios4681 3 года назад +7

    Europe being wiped out might be the most peaceful alternate timeline

    • @antonios4681
      @antonios4681 3 года назад

      @Nathaneal Mann Okay

    • @alwyndsouza1067
      @alwyndsouza1067 3 года назад

      @Nathaneal Mann Someone hasn't read The History of India,China,Japan and The Middle East

  • @Manoaureal
    @Manoaureal 7 лет назад +734

    Poland knew the importance of a big and beautiful wall

    • @elogrejbjens4327
      @elogrejbjens4327 7 лет назад +39

      looking at how many terror attacks and immigrants Poland has, they still do

    • @maninblack5783
      @maninblack5783 7 лет назад +21

      That could still theoretically be enough for some practices to spread to non-Jews. If a lot of your neighbors are trying this new thing called "washing your hands so that you're not getting your own shit in your food," you might pick it up.

    • @tumbleman5681
      @tumbleman5681 7 лет назад +18

      *when everybody takes the joke seriously*

    • @Rayon811
      @Rayon811 7 лет назад +4

      And before you went to the city, you had to take a bath.

    • @BezimiennyBot
      @BezimiennyBot 7 лет назад +48

      Jews came to Poland AFTER the black death period took place. Poland was saved because the king Casimir the Great was smart as fuck and completely shut down the borders

  • @obiwankenobi4252
    @obiwankenobi4252 5 лет назад +419

    Plague Inc. Intensifies

  • @anxiety4931
    @anxiety4931 4 года назад +22

    “Every European city in town”
    What?!

  • @jacoovm5641
    @jacoovm5641 5 лет назад +29

    Play of the game
    Black Death as Reaper
    Elimination:75 million

  • @MilsurpMikeChannel
    @MilsurpMikeChannel 7 лет назад +387

    Europe doesn't make "The Final Countdown" in this scenario.

    • @luckyc4t110
      @luckyc4t110 7 лет назад +14

      NOOOOOOOO!!!!

    • @rigenkr
      @rigenkr 7 лет назад +12

      You won the comment of the year award

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 7 лет назад +7

      Damn... He's good

    • @estrella8856
      @estrella8856 7 лет назад +3

      Milsurp Mike I don't get it..

    • @mahirjha4365
      @mahirjha4365 7 лет назад +9

      A band called Europe made a song called The Final Countdown :P

  • @szymonboniecki5192
    @szymonboniecki5192 7 лет назад +629

    Poland, place where even plagues don't want to go :,)

    • @lokilove913
      @lokilove913 7 лет назад +4

      lollll

    • @kooki5854
      @kooki5854 7 лет назад +1

      szymon boniecki przez to jest zajebista

    • @youraverageimperialguard7932
      @youraverageimperialguard7932 7 лет назад +5

      ThatOneChillMofo You do know that Poland has a large minority of Muslims right?

    • @szymonboniecki5192
      @szymonboniecki5192 7 лет назад +3

      That's right. I even have muslim neighbour

    • @TeddyKrimsony
      @TeddyKrimsony 7 лет назад +18

      Estonia is 98% Blue Eyed White Europeans. Hope it stays that way.

  • @randommemesweekly4417
    @randommemesweekly4417 5 лет назад +26

    thanos: you should have gone for the head! *snaps*
    half of europe: I don't feel so good! *dies*

  • @firstpersonwinner7404
    @firstpersonwinner7404 2 года назад +10

    "Disease isn't fun" really hits more in 2022 than it did in 2017

  • @deepdark4738
    @deepdark4738 6 лет назад +825

    "Disease are bad"
    Well atleast you can skip school

    • @reptileprincesss
      @reptileprincesss 5 лет назад +10

      ASMR GOD do you to school when you’re dead?

    • @demonicblin640
      @demonicblin640 5 лет назад +9

      You can skip life

    • @demonicblin640
      @demonicblin640 5 лет назад +4

      If you die

    • @iDunnoMC
      @iDunnoMC 5 лет назад

      no he means you stay alive but since you're sick you wil not go to school.

    • @ananaa4969
      @ananaa4969 5 лет назад

      Richardson Productions but like no school

  • @jacksons9546
    @jacksons9546 7 лет назад +159

    "Disease isn't fun"
    That's subjective Cody

    • @109Rage
      @109Rage 7 лет назад +29

      Right? Who doesn't love Ebola-chan?

    • @BeaverThingify
      @BeaverThingify 7 лет назад +17

      Dancing Plague of 1518

    • @shmee123ful
      @shmee123ful 7 лет назад +3

      papa Nurgle is that you?

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 7 лет назад +1

      alaster boneman
      Ha ha... references...

    • @marktulo
      @marktulo 7 лет назад

      DESTROY US ALL

  • @kingdomofbird8174
    @kingdomofbird8174 4 года назад +9

    Poland: ouch!!
    Rest of Europe: *ohhhhhhhhh my God please help me AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!*

  • @YurieSnowie
    @YurieSnowie 4 года назад +5

    Lumbago, Tubeculosis and Not Having a plan is the worst disease know to man.

  • @obscurity6558
    @obscurity6558 7 лет назад +561

    "Disease Isn't Fun"
    That would explain how terrible the cancerous comments feel

    • @se-ku3op
      @se-ku3op 7 лет назад +3

      Obscure History *Inserts Fnaf*

    • @classycrusader1418
      @classycrusader1418 7 лет назад +1

      Alternatehistorymapper 420 Inserts undertale

    • @ryaneftink7364
      @ryaneftink7364 7 лет назад

      Obscure History I C WUT U DIDERE.

    • @astrum097
      @astrum097 7 лет назад +2

      ;)

    • @DanielQRT
      @DanielQRT 7 лет назад +11

      *Inserts fidget spinner*

  • @JeanPaulMueller
    @JeanPaulMueller 5 лет назад +16

    There's a book about this very subject called "The Years of Rice and Salt" by Kim Stanley Robinson.

  • @cryingcatgoesbark310
    @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 года назад +28

    Ottomans and Arabic’s when they colonise Europe and see all the ruins but no people:
    *what the hell happened here?*

    • @elharvey5032
      @elharvey5032 3 года назад +3

      Muslims is not a Race, I think you mean Berbers and Turks

    • @cryingcatgoesbark310
      @cryingcatgoesbark310 3 года назад

      @@elharvey5032, were they turks at that point? Weren’t they just called ottomans?

    • @elharvey5032
      @elharvey5032 3 года назад +1

      @@cryingcatgoesbark310 during the Ottoman Empire yes

  • @kotzpenner
    @kotzpenner 7 лет назад +555

    Poland has to save Europe again like they did in Vienna

    • @grant6256
      @grant6256 7 лет назад +12

      kotzpenner more like Europe saves Poland your country is shite

    • @---uf2zl
      @---uf2zl 7 лет назад +9

      Poland didn't save Europe, they just won a battle. If they lost, the ottomans would've been defeated anyway.

    • @michalbilinski5338
      @michalbilinski5338 7 лет назад +17

      Adam David How exactly is Europe today going to save Poland?Refugees?

    • @mollytaylor4142
      @mollytaylor4142 7 лет назад +1

      Jan III Sobieski has been my historical husband for months now lmao

    • @MultiTrollNation
      @MultiTrollNation 7 лет назад +9

      I agree, no one could capture Monte Casino, then the Polish did it, with heavy losses, but still conquered and held it, after failed attempts from Italy, Germany, France, Greece, and Croatia.

  • @memelord9966
    @memelord9966 7 лет назад +144

    video idea: what if the winged hussars hadn't arrived?

    • @joshuahadams
      @joshuahadams 7 лет назад +15

      Meme Lord then Vienna falls.

    • @somedude1354
      @somedude1354 7 лет назад +8

      Meme Lord DUH DUH DUH DUH DUHDUHDUHDUHDUH DUH

    • @cottoncandy4280
      @cottoncandy4280 6 лет назад +1

      Arrived where? I'm from Poland, but I hate history so.... XD

    • @cottoncandy4280
      @cottoncandy4280 6 лет назад

      El Deplorable yey and you're welcome

    • @overlord165
      @overlord165 6 лет назад

      El Deplorable But what about us Croats? Without Croatia Vienna would've fallen way before that. They saved Europe once while we saved Europe once... for 400 years.

  • @eggsandbacon892
    @eggsandbacon892 Год назад +7

    Man, the more I look at videos like this the more I start feeling glad we live in this timeline, even if the world sucks sometimes. Imagine those alternate timeline countries and nations seeing us and how we turned out.

  • @luisdavila1236
    @luisdavila1236 4 года назад +15

    "The Years of Rice and Salt"

  • @MisterBones2910
    @MisterBones2910 7 лет назад +236

    Here, let me contribute to the discussion.
    [LOUD WHINING]

  • @rainbowsixsiege469
    @rainbowsixsiege469 7 лет назад +647

    who need a history teacher when you got AlternateHistoryHub

  • @Jakob_Herzog
    @Jakob_Herzog 3 года назад +7

    CoronaVirus: What are you?
    Black death: I am you but better.

  • @sniper7847
    @sniper7847 2 года назад +5

    There is no colonialism, no world wars, no cold war, no racism, we will live in peace...

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 Год назад

      Except
      Slavery would still be a thing
      And women would not have rights
      Argue with me
      Haven't you seen the middle east

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 Год назад

      Except
      Slavery would still be a thing
      And women would not have rights
      Argue with me
      Haven't you seen the middle east

  • @titanicwasaninsidejob6210
    @titanicwasaninsidejob6210 7 лет назад +1382

    What if Einstein did become the president of Israel?

    • @NikolaiNochnoiTV03
      @NikolaiNochnoiTV03 7 лет назад +112

      Maybe Einstein would help forge peace between the Israelis, Palestinians and Arabs that early with perhaps a Palestinian state. Relations with the rest of the Middle East would be good and any troubling event such as the oil crisis, the Islamic Revolution and 9/11 would not have happened.

    • @transsylvanian9100
      @transsylvanian9100 7 лет назад +63

      +NikolaiNochnoiTV03 Probably not quite all that but definitely some of it. Einstein was politically liberal and a pacifist. That's quite the opposite of the ultra-right wing nationalism and militarism of Israel today. I'm not saying it would solve all the problems, but when one side in a conflict is moderate it's much more likely to end peacefully than when both are right wing assholes, which is kind of the case today. Israel and Palestine kind of drive each other further down this vicious cycle of becoming more and more nationalistic and aggressive toward each other and someone like Einstein could have defused things. That being said, he would have been a HORRIBLE head of state, he was not a political man, and would have likely had no talent for running a bureaucracy. Also it wouldn't change the power dynamics of Israel having big brother USA to back it up whatever it does, which is the real problem here.

    • @CrazyNormie3457
      @CrazyNormie3457 7 лет назад +8

      He did help found the Technion institute in Haifa, but he had no desire to be a politician.

    • @pieguylol
      @pieguylol 7 лет назад +31

      More like what if the head of the so called "Palestinian state" wasn't a terrorist enabling twat and was actually interested in peace

    • @mishkhass.9298
      @mishkhass.9298 7 лет назад +4

      Maybe due to him being supportive of Palestinians, He would've done a Palestinian-Israeli State

  • @codex4336
    @codex4336 6 лет назад +413

    It will be like you're in Plague Inc

    • @duckyconchotheoriginal4896
      @duckyconchotheoriginal4896 6 лет назад

      Hack Codex well first you don't know how to speak or type English and second no no it wouldn't

    • @codex4336
      @codex4336 6 лет назад +30

      Oh, is that so? Can you correct my sentence? Mr. Grammar Nazi

    • @milascave2
      @milascave2 6 лет назад +1

      OK, Hack. But a comma where your second question mark is. Put the question mark where your period is.

    • @codex4336
      @codex4336 6 лет назад +12

      Thank you for not being rude. My first language isn't English and I'm still learning

    • @codex4336
      @codex4336 6 лет назад +8

      But for some reason my classmates think I'm good and always ask me to correct their sentences, which is a little bit annoying

  • @beeptherobot9730
    @beeptherobot9730 4 года назад +9

    Plague: *exists*
    Europe: Ight imma head out

  • @suryakaushal8022
    @suryakaushal8022 2 года назад +7

    0:01 so true in current period....

  • @malikabrown2357
    @malikabrown2357 6 лет назад +380

    If the Americas were never colonized, wouldn’t the indigenous people keep advancing much farther than in our timeline?

    • @0clock275
      @0clock275 6 лет назад +44

      Malika Brown but in our timeline they just died by European diseases. They would advance but not in a fast way

    • @bradmiller2329
      @bradmiller2329 6 лет назад +89

      Why would they? Aside from the Incas, and the Mississippian culture (which crashed for reasons of its own), there is no sign of any advancement trends in any of the cultures existing in 1492.

    • @YahYakBandan
      @YahYakBandan 6 лет назад +67

      They stopped advancing since the neolithic, i don't see them suddenly changing given a couple centuries.

    • @farmandoart5850
      @farmandoart5850 6 лет назад +49

      I was expecting him to expand on that :( Indigenous societies in Mexico and South America were incredibly advanced before being colonized

    • @bradmiller2329
      @bradmiller2329 6 лет назад +52

      The trouble is, only the Incas had bronze tools/weapons. None of the other American civilizations had yet got out of the Neolithic age, and none showed any signs of doingf so.

  • @GeorgeMHarrison
    @GeorgeMHarrison 7 лет назад +105

    Poland cannot to plaque.

    • @Slashplite
      @Slashplite 7 лет назад +15

      cannot into space as well :(

    • @WindRider_
      @WindRider_ 7 лет назад +4

      "a key factor was that King Casimir the Great wisely quarantined the Polish borders. By holding the plague off at the borders, the disease's impact on Poland was softened."

    • @Starkillerscat
      @Starkillerscat 7 лет назад

      Slashplite can

    • @GeorgeMHarrison
      @GeorgeMHarrison 7 лет назад

      Ah. That explains why.

  • @ceneblock
    @ceneblock 4 года назад +3

    Thanks for recommending this to me during the middle of the CoVID pandemic RUclips!

  • @UchronianKing
    @UchronianKing 2 года назад +20

    The alternate history novel 'Years of Rice and Salt' comes to mind - although I think it was much harsher than this scenario by wiping out 99% of Europeans! The Gate of Worlds by Robert Silverberg also had a worse Black Death in Europe as its premise.

  • @smudgedglasses3771
    @smudgedglasses3771 7 лет назад +547

    Hey AlternateHistoryHub
    The civilizations in Mexico-ish area were pretty interested in technology, advancement, and were overall not doing too shabby. Is it possible that with these extra centuries of time to develop, they become the technological superpowers of the world? (or at least gotten a lot farther than in our timeline)

    • @AlternateHistoryHub
      @AlternateHistoryHub  7 лет назад +228

      Sadly no. While their civilizations were impressive, they were geographically kind of screwed. They didn't have proper resources for advanced weapons, and even if they did, Old World diseases still would have brought them down after contact

    • @smudgedglasses3771
      @smudgedglasses3771 7 лет назад +33

      Sorry if my questions are annoying I'm just really curious
      So disease would get them eventually regardless, but they did at this point, have a history of drought wiping out populations
      Do you think in these centuries they would have eventually attempted to invade the amazonian area for better resources, farmland, and water?

    • @92alexmaster
      @92alexmaster 7 лет назад +17

      Its unlikely that they would have ever reached the Amazon, as that would have been large distance, and they would have to cross the Darién Gap at the panama-colombia border, which is impassable even to this day. They would also had to contend against Mayan city states in the Yucatan-Guatemala region. They would have overextended themselves to much.
      And even if they by some miracle they did reach the Amazon region, they would be fighting the peoples that lived there, who some theorize where actually more advance than was previously believed.

    • @ez861
      @ez861 7 лет назад +12

      Well the reason why something like Smallpox was so big. Was because of the domestication of Animals and Plants in the Old World. That spread all over, from Africa to Japan. There was very little in the way of that animal husbandry in the Pre-Columbian Americas the only animals were the Turkey (Only in a few areas in North America) And the Llama in the Incan Empire. People became immune to diseases such as small pox and many others. It would seem that no matter what if it were the Chinese or the West Africans they would have come in contact with these diseases.
      As for attempting to expand in the Amazonian Area. I would say it would be very unlikely that they would since how would they chop down the Amazon's very dense trees with a lack of knowledge of metallurgy. I would think that they would have expanded to the Rio de la Plata Area or Columbia in the North a bit. Since they are mostly mountains and plains. Seeing how some people like the Incans would be use to that. Or maybe new civilizations would form out of influence with these empires.

    • @smudgedglasses3771
      @smudgedglasses3771 7 лет назад +6

      Oh right I forgot that panama area is super hard to get through :/

  • @polishdudsolidarnosc2347
    @polishdudsolidarnosc2347 7 лет назад +300

    what if the nuke was never invented?

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 7 лет назад +20

      polish dud solidarnosc WWII would go on much longer and the allies could potentially have lost.

    • @dunnono00
      @dunnono00 7 лет назад +50

      No. The war in Europe would still be over, the nuclear bomb had nothing to do with that. The war in the east between Japan and the US would be affected. With or without the bomb, Japan was already doomed. Their allies, the Germans and Italians, are defeated. They are rapidly running out of resources. Their navy is in shambles. They can't keep up with new advancements like radar. They are being bombed day and night. The question is what would be the nature of their defeat without the fear of a weapon that could rain massive destruction on their cities on a scale never before seen.
      It would be the difference between "unconditional surrender", which the US demanded, and conditional surrender, in which Japan could sue for peace, thus avoiding a total occupation of their nation.

    • @johnfraire6931
      @johnfraire6931 7 лет назад +11

      And the Cold War could've been much hotter considering MAD isn't as big a threat to the world.

    • @quanhuxu9392
      @quanhuxu9392 7 лет назад +1

      the us probably co u don't fuck up japan

    • @rob-profoundlydapper1619
      @rob-profoundlydapper1619 7 лет назад +34

      There would have been loads of wars
      We probably would gave Been in WW4 or 5
      Simply because nukes now make countries too scared to go into war with each other.

  • @shanemize3775
    @shanemize3775 3 года назад

    Good video, Cody. Serious food for thought.

  • @withintheshyness
    @withintheshyness 4 года назад +5

    Who all watching this during COVID-19?

  • @joshuabrown7815
    @joshuabrown7815 7 лет назад +224

    1:55 Poland is illuminati confirmed! Thus, Russia and Germany want Poland!

    • @slaya2299
      @slaya2299 6 лет назад +2

      I’m polish xddd

    • @alicjawaaszewska5614
      @alicjawaaszewska5614 6 лет назад

      LightStra I'm from Poland too XD

    • @naz95k71
      @naz95k71 6 лет назад

      nah thats just a crazy theory.... lets not talk about this further....... its just a crazy theory.......... BTW IM POLISH:)))

    • @theroyalteabagyoutube4928
      @theroyalteabagyoutube4928 6 лет назад

      Dead meme

    • @obsidianv3
      @obsidianv3 6 лет назад +4

      Joshua Brown Poland, no plagues, no terrorist attacks.
      WTF is Poland doing

  • @justinp1011
    @justinp1011 7 лет назад +237

    I would like make some requests:
    1. What if Nationalists won the Chinese Civil War?
    2. What if the Ottoman Empire/Turkey never existed? (Like your Russia video, but in this case, it's Anatolia this time)
    3. What if Byzantium extended to up to until the 19th century?
    4. What if Britain joined the Central Powers?
    5. What if Yugoslavia never fell, but reformed into a democratic one that is a member of the EU as well?
    6. (BONUS) What if Native Americans invaded Europe? (I hate invading at Sunset, isn't it?)

    • @L0rd0fLight1
      @L0rd0fLight1 7 лет назад +11

      Fucking Aztecs.

    • @nbksrbija1039
      @nbksrbija1039 7 лет назад

      The answer to #5 is no more bananas in the Balkans

    • @jamesburgess2k
      @jamesburgess2k 7 лет назад +3

      Justin Patrick for 6, not much would really change. Any natives that would come over would die from disease, and could/would bring it back to America and it would spread. And since Europeans still are more technological advanced, They would still have the urge to colonize for easy trade access (and we know how this turns out).
      The only way this could be different is if the natives either had equal or better technology (plausible if the natives are discovering Europe first). Also now it's possible that there are no plagues that would kill off the natives (*See CGP Grey for more on why the plagues were more effective*) assuming they tech advanced civilizations lives in big groups together.
      Would definitely love to see a video on this, there are lots of outcomes

    • @justinp1011
      @justinp1011 7 лет назад +1

      Here's a comment by this guy named Genghis Khan, but he's marked spam, and I cannot remove it due to Jewgle's bullshitery.
      I believe he already did a video of Britain in the central powers.
      He did, but IDK where did it go. I think it was deleted by him or something.
      James Burgess
      It would be rather interesting if the Natives had equal technology to the Europeans, and attempted to invade them. Let's say they have better armor in compensation of them having no gunpowder and such. But there's this real problem, they cannot stand against the Europeans because they don't have horses. They can do with the spears, but with guns? I think they wouldn't survive with that.

    • @chrisgaming9567
      @chrisgaming9567 7 лет назад +2

      1. If this China chose to side with the Americans, the wars in Vietnam and Korea would've likely resulted in victory for America and her puppet states. 2. The Byzantine Empire doesn't fall (at least not as fast), so the Indian spice trade is never blocked, so Spain never has to look for an alternative route to India, so the Americas survive a bit longer. 3. No idea. 4. The central powers would've won, and since Germany never loses, WWII doesn't happen, at least not in the way it did in our world. But the Soviet Union would likely still rise, so maybe they'd take the Nazi's place. 5. Couldn't happen. 6. Perhaps if the Black Death or a similar plague wiped out at least 90% of Europe, Asia and the Middle East, this could happen after a few extra centuries. But predicting what would happen next is virtually impossible.

  • @russellsantana
    @russellsantana 4 года назад +7

    Kim Stanley Robinson explored this idea in his book, "The Years of Rice and Salt."

  • @kaczor_pl8207
    @kaczor_pl8207 4 года назад +2

    WOW YOU TUBE HAS A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR RECOMMENDING THIS NOW

  • @PentagonalSquid
    @PentagonalSquid 6 лет назад +75

    3:55 "Its free real estate"

  • @crispykernal2971
    @crispykernal2971 7 лет назад +249

    you should do if all computers blew up on January 1st 2000

    • @nilslorand
      @nilslorand 7 лет назад +1

      Sexy Lightswitch Yes please

    • @aronenark8184
      @aronenark8184 7 лет назад +30

      I imagine it going something like this:
      "Computers are the most important tool in human history, yada yada yada... So what if all the computers stopped working on Y2K?"
      *black screen*
      "You wouldn't be watching this video."
      *video ends*

    • @eitkoml
      @eitkoml 7 лет назад +11

      The computers would have been replaced.

    • @speedy01247
      @speedy01247 7 лет назад +2

      it would have been big, but not nearly as bad as today.

  • @awddfg
    @awddfg 4 года назад +10

    *_Middle East and the world at large would be more peaceful._*

    • @godemperorofmankind3.091
      @godemperorofmankind3.091 4 года назад +1

      how?

    • @yamaggot3115
      @yamaggot3115 3 года назад +4

      @@godemperorofmankind3.091 they won't be invaded ever two weeks

    • @yamaggot3115
      @yamaggot3115 3 года назад

      @@dwarvennappy2416 ngl good point

    • @finns935
      @finns935 3 года назад

      @@dwarvennappy2416 well at least they shared same faith of religion

  • @memesd4675
    @memesd4675 2 года назад +4

    Iceland would probably be one of the last Christan holdouts as the black death never reached the island until the beginings of the 15th century

  • @anonanon5790
    @anonanon5790 5 лет назад +82

    The Black Death or the Plague didn't just occur in one 10 year span, it recurred multiple times over multiple centuries.

    • @snowfrokolt7030
      @snowfrokolt7030 3 года назад +3

      Yeah but this was the latest and most deadly

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 3 года назад +1

      It happened in England in the 1600’s and on the west coast in the early 1900’s just not as bad.

    • @danly9794
      @danly9794 3 года назад

      The one in England was devastating

    • @Great_Olaf5
      @Great_Olaf5 3 года назад

      The okay recorded major outbreak of plague in Europe was, IIRC, in the early 1800s.

    • @nicholaslayes3612
      @nicholaslayes3612 Год назад

      Yeah, but the later waves demonstrably pale in comparison to the wave that hit Europe in the late 1340s. Not to make light of the ones from the 1660s or 1800s, but even they were no comparison.

  • @jon250
    @jon250 7 лет назад +42

    *IM TRYNA SLEEP OVA HERE*

  • @g0bas535
    @g0bas535 4 года назад +14

    RUclips algorithm be like:
    2017: no
    2018: no
    2019: wtf bro? No
    2020: RECOMMENDED VIDEO!!!

  • @tiberiuswolf8259
    @tiberiuswolf8259 3 года назад +1

    Just got this in my recommended videos. Great.

  • @francovera5876
    @francovera5876 6 лет назад +352

    What if earth was never invented

    • @shannonbski
      @shannonbski 6 лет назад +20

      Franco Vera Earth wasn’t invented and short answer: Nobody would be here

    • @ohyeahyeah8033
      @ohyeahyeah8033 6 лет назад +14

      Franco Vera we wouldn’t be here

    • @jackpowers3120
      @jackpowers3120 6 лет назад +13

      the f u talking about earth wasnt ivented

    • @tony.2902
      @tony.2902 6 лет назад +3

      Franco Vera Long story short - We wouldn't be here.

    • @LuhSauce
      @LuhSauce 6 лет назад +2

      Different planet

  • @somerussianguy185
    @somerussianguy185 7 лет назад +175

    Now I want a book about 7 million poles making an epic crusade against Muslims.

    • @superkartoffel8811
      @superkartoffel8811 7 лет назад +9

      Just ask your mother I bet she knows 7 million males ;)

    • @prestonjones1653
      @prestonjones1653 7 лет назад +17

      Winged Hussars!

    • @Marylandbrony
      @Marylandbrony 7 лет назад +6

      Some Russian Guy I'd would just rip off "Dances with Wovles" and make a young emir fall in love with a Polish princesses. So his army and the poles fight the Mongols or something.

    • @JakubW.
      @JakubW. 7 лет назад +2

      That was mostly Hungarian crusade tbh.

  • @schrottokanal7926
    @schrottokanal7926 3 года назад +7

    this would be such a great story for a video game or movie

  • @andrzejhinc6404
    @andrzejhinc6404 3 года назад +3

    Reminder, that Poland was largely unaffected, and polish people would have mostly surviwe

  • @brandonbohr.7301
    @brandonbohr.7301 7 лет назад +121

    Years of rice and salt ???

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 7 лет назад +4

      Ares Brandon 1997 just what I was thinking

    • @evanfunk7335
      @evanfunk7335 7 лет назад +1

      at the end he says that reading it gave him the inspiration to make this video

    • @jamesgeorge7579
      @jamesgeorge7579 7 лет назад

      I literally finished than book today

    • @danielbickford3458
      @danielbickford3458 7 лет назад

      James George I think I read that one sometime last years? good book though

    • @shahwarma
      @shahwarma 7 лет назад +1

      Everybody will be salty ;)

  • @mariolotov4892
    @mariolotov4892 7 лет назад +108

    Mongols weren't islamic at that time. They followed a shamanic religion called Tengrism, and were deeply influenced by Buddhism and some variants of Christianism such as Manicheanism. They wouldn't share islam with the Arabs, but would could maybe claim to be the rightful heir to christianism. In any case, the tengrist faith would probably not fade out as it did in our timeline.

    • @vladprus4019
      @vladprus4019 7 лет назад +20

      Nope, Golden Horde became muslim during first half of XIV century, just before Black Death

    • @dogan.y2k
      @dogan.y2k 7 лет назад +8

      The Turks were Tengriists once as well. In the timeline of the Black Death mongolian succesor nations just as the Golden Horde adapted Islam as their religion.

  • @goatseatsoatsk2255
    @goatseatsoatsk2255 4 года назад +12

    The RUclips algorithm has a funny way of doing things

    • @underthependulum3484
      @underthependulum3484 3 года назад

      Haha you are so funny, no one else ever would've thought to make that joke right now, only you! Only you!

    • @goatseatsoatsk2255
      @goatseatsoatsk2255 3 года назад

      @@underthependulum3484 ok boomer

  • @noodel3374
    @noodel3374 4 года назад +17

    Covid be like: Interesting

  • @chadibn-based2803
    @chadibn-based2803 6 лет назад +259

    Half of every one died EXCEPT POLAND me:😐

    • @FBPG
      @FBPG 6 лет назад +9

      This is just fact. Check this.

    • @edwardnygma8533
      @edwardnygma8533 6 лет назад +37

      Basically, Europe wasn't into cleaning themselves and thought that leaving waste of every sort in the street was fine, but Poland had a lot of Jewish immigrants, who weren't liked in most of Europe because no one in history likes the Jews apparently, and they brought the sanitary habits Poland needed to not be affected by the plague, or in the least dampen the effect severely.

    • @alexeysaranchev6118
      @alexeysaranchev6118 6 лет назад +21

      >Jews bringing sanitary habits to Eastern Europe
      Hadn't have a laugh this good for a month. Slavs and Finns have an ancient tradition of saunas/banyas. And have you ever been around orthodox jews? They're not the sort of people you'd remember as blossoming with pleasant aroma, to say the least.

    • @FBPG
      @FBPG 5 лет назад +1

      Alexey Saranchev
      Good point!

    • @cloroxbleach6344
      @cloroxbleach6344 5 лет назад +7

      Edward Nygma That’s also why muslims had a lesser death rate than Christian Europeans, because they washed themselves 5 times a day.

  • @jessegay49
    @jessegay49 7 лет назад +55

    Do you ever think, "If just one of my ancestors would have died before having kids, I would not be alive." It's truly amazing the history we have in our own lives.

    • @brendaneichler5480
      @brendaneichler5480 Год назад

      *Technically* , none of your male ancestors had to live long enough to actually have children; just long enough that your female ancestors to get pregnant. There's a 9 month window where they can die and not effect your existence (at least not directly)

    • @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman
      @Mahlak_Mriuani_Anatman Год назад

      Time traveler: hello there
      I wouldn't mind being born

    • @danf7411
      @danf7411 Год назад +5

      Anyone ever wonder how many surnames and facial types disappeared after the world wars

  • @RealGaryCUP
    @RealGaryCUP 4 года назад +11

    Me: Awesome! No Europeans means no African Slavery.
    6:27 : WRONG!

    • @YamacKocovali7
      @YamacKocovali7 4 года назад +6

      tbh i think there would still be slavery overall (from all parts of the world) but, and i theorise, the treatment of the slaves would be slightly better (assuming the Islamic nations follow their principles regarding slavery strictly). But as for its abolition, i think it would take a much longer time unless at some time and place an uprising or mass protest occurs, leading to the eventual abolition of slavery (which many Islamic nations could possibly easily agree with).

    • @Nomnomnom12
      @Nomnomnom12 4 года назад

      no

  • @p.shaver1294
    @p.shaver1294 5 лет назад +7

    4:00
    it’s free real-estate

  • @saintsauce853
    @saintsauce853 7 лет назад +211

    Do: What if the Australians won the Great Emu War ?!?!?

    • @imaxstingray
      @imaxstingray 7 лет назад +4

      Look at me Im de captain now I think their world be more than one emu war because if the first one was a victory why stop

    • @cazique
      @cazique 6 лет назад +1

      Yes!

    • @spicy6349
      @spicy6349 6 лет назад +2

      lmao

  • @TheSpiralProgression
    @TheSpiralProgression 7 лет назад +127

    The Mongols weren't Muslims tho. They were a Religion Free State that tolerated people of all backgrounds and religions, and Genghis Khan himself was a Buddhist who converted into Manichaeism which still isn't Islam.

    • @poetryaddict1
      @poetryaddict1 7 лет назад +25

      The Supreme Xtream Many Mongols converted to Islam. Where do you think the Turks came from? they're from central Asia.

    • @TheSpiralProgression
      @TheSpiralProgression 7 лет назад +4

      The Turks came from the Ottoman Empire which came a century after the Mongol Empire, but they didn't interfere in Mongol Territorial Grounds.

    • @carlbates9110
      @carlbates9110 7 лет назад +11

      The Mongols tended to adopt the main religion practiced by their subjects over time. In most cases, that religion was Islam.

    • @poetryaddict1
      @poetryaddict1 7 лет назад +9

      ***** The Turks are still from central Asia. I mean really this should all be comment knowledge. The Mongols invaded many areas including present day Iran and Iraq. The Mongols who stayed there converted to Islam and made there way to Anatolia (Present day Turkey). Turkey today is ethnically related to central Asians. There's a reason why there's a country called Turkmenistan in central Asia. Even the Uyghurs in north west China have Turkic origins.

    • @hazzmati
      @hazzmati 7 лет назад +3

      turks and mongols aren't related tho

  • @fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223
    @fbiagentmiyakohoshino8223 5 лет назад +65

    article 13 wouldn’t exist

    • @Alex-yy5wo
      @Alex-yy5wo 4 года назад +4

      Weather Tracker article 1 wouldn’t exist not even the word itself.

    • @1000eau
      @1000eau 4 года назад +1

      Internet wouldn't exist, and memes neither.

  • @IceRanger41
    @IceRanger41 3 года назад +13

    “Before modern medicine pandemics got bad”
    Me: this didn’t age well

    • @i-dislike-handles
      @i-dislike-handles 3 года назад +5

      Still nowhere near as terrible as the Black Death. If COVID deaths stay at the same rate, by the time it's lasted as long as the Black Death lasted it'll have barely reached 1/20th of the death toll the Black Death caused (Black Death = 200 mil deaths in 4 years; COVID-19 = 2.55 mil in one year x 4 = approx. 10.2 mil deaths in 4 years). And that's only if COVID deaths stay at the same rate, cases in the US are starting to dwindle rapidly and other places in the world started dwindling a few weeks ago, sometimes months ago.

    • @thisisyouraverageperson
      @thisisyouraverageperson 9 месяцев назад

      @@i-dislike-handleswell no, Think about it It’s still modern medicine that helped our society survive. If it occurred during the Middle Ages for an example it would have had an massive impact because they just didn’t have the knowledge and resources we have now. Yes not as bad as the Black Death but definitely would have had an similarly devastating impact especially for the less intelligent countries

  • @TheIcyFlames
    @TheIcyFlames 5 лет назад +21

    The Black Death: Lets go to Poland
    Poland: Reverse Card