I’d love having him as my grandma. I feel like he’d give me money when I ask. I would love scamming him. I need to think about this more while I sleep… 🤔😛
I’ve been watching Duncan for like 2 years, and I never get sick of him his humor is everything I love it 😭 These are my go to videos when I’m bored omg
Duncan, you’re literally the funniest person ever and also very comforting. I’ve watched all of your videos so many times, you bring so much positivity into my life 😭 thank you and I’m looking forward to your next videos
Back in 2002 I transferred schools: i did this because no one taught me to how to pronounce duncanyounot. It was truly one of my most embarrassing moments in life and I knew I had to leave the school to start anew. I thought this would be the best decision for me, and to some degree I still believe that it was a good decision, but I did not know what would happen at this environment I was not adapted to. I was walking through the halls with my binders and a pencil case to head to my next class. I was going from Drama to English class when I accidentally bumped into Eric Rogers in the hall. It was a pretty crowded hall, for some reason the hall was smaller than my previous school despite it being more populous and in the same school system, but I digress. Papers spilled out from my binders, pencils flying everywhere. He was a big guy, and he looked me dead in the eye then said "Watch where you're going, twerp." Everyone stopped and looked at me including his hot cheerleader girlfriend. It made me so flustered that my cheeks turned amber red in an instant as if I was a traffic light. One guy obscured by the crowd of people blurted out "Prepare to stop guys! Traffic light is turning red!" because of the stereotype that Asians are yellow. After this I scurried my stuff together and ran out the front doors. I bolted through the bolt of my house's lock and covered myself in my blankets, letting all my emotions flow. I couldn't get out of bed for days, and that's when my drama teacher reached out to me because she knew I would never want to miss a single class of drama, let alone 4 classes in a row. I explained in a vague fashion that I was 'going through some tough times' as I didn't want the principal to get on Eric Rogers' case. If the principal did, I fear what would happen to me for getting him in trouble. She suggested I talk to the school counselor but I declined, after all, I'm a man. I should be able to man up and solve this on my own. So that's exactly what I did. October 1st, 2002. I did a query on Whitepages to find his home address and I took my fathers loaded .44 magnum revolver; he called it his 'magnum opus'. I also took his keys as I figured it would be a long drive, about 23 minutes to be exact. I pulled up to his residence at 1:44 AM, and I knew that the coincidence between my guns' caliber and the time in minute markings was no coincidence. It was god and he knew this had to be the fate of Eric Rogers. I ran up to his front door and shot at the door frame by the key slot, shredding the one defense between me and Eric Rogers to pieces. I heard his disgruntled father shout out "Those damn neighbors with their fireworks again. WE GET IT! It's the first of the month! Stop with your damn Playboy Carti nonsense." But these were no fireworks. I turn to the first room on the right, and I see his father and his mother in bed. BANG, BANG. That was what I heard in a hauntingly loud sequence. Neither of them had time to audibly react to the gunshot other than a knee jerk reaction to the loud sound. Eric Rogers got upset at how loud the fireworks were and he shouted out his window "I'm going to break your noses you annoying pricks!" He raced out of his bedroom with a baseball bat. He saw me standing there, revolver in hand. At the top of his lungs he screamed "Johnny?!?" then I shot him. He fell to the ground and became limp in a fragment of an instant. I still remember it vividly; the thud as 170 lbs of mass hit his beige-carpeted floor. The sound of his blood leaking from between his eyes as if it was a faucet not fully turned. These killings filled me with adrenaline and a sense of calm like I have never felt before, everything was peaceful and I felt truly in bliss. After it faded, I yearned for that calm, so I chased it. I sprinted out the door to break into more homes and kill more people. His sister Amelia Rogers didn't blurt anything out and stayed as quiet as a mouse: she knew everything that was happening. She called the police once I exited my home and within 13 minutes the entire mile radius was being surveilled by cops galore, including a dozen units in the neighborhood I was in. I made it to the 4th home when I heard sirens and attempted to flee out the back door. I figured I could break a cars window and duck into it until the coast is clear, but they were one step ahead of me. "DROP THE WEAPON!", I hear from an uncountable amount of officers. They had a type of authority bleeding through their voice that overrode any instinctual desire to disobey their orders, then of course the logical aspect of your life being ended right there if you make the wrong move. So I dropped the weapon. They threw me to the ground like I just stabbed one of their officers, cuffed me, and brought me over to the local jail. Now I'm here. I served 63 years in prison and am now an 81 year old man in Connecticut living my days out in a senior home. Do I regret it? To an extent. But everyone has regrets. I knew that was what god wanted for him, I just needed to be the messenger.
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CONFESSIOSNS OF A REBEL IS THE EHST⁉️⁉️⁉️
hi duncan 😍
👇like if duncan is a model
Get that coin
Yes!
hi farty poopy
I can’t tell if I love Duncan as a grandma or if I’m terrified by it
fr
both
Fr
yes
I’d love having him as my grandma. I feel like he’d give me money when I ask. I would love scamming him. I need to think about this more while I sleep… 🤔😛
"hello little girl" "IM A DUDE" HAD ME CRYINGGG
and the shocked look😮 before he said IM A DUDE LMAOO
SAME 😭😭
SAMEEE MY BROTHER GAVE ME A LOOK I ALMOST FELL ON THE GROUNDD
FR AND THE WAY HE SAID IT TOO IS NOT OK LIKE "im a dude⛓🩸🥀"
Ik!
Duncan needs to get a full makeup team to turn him into a grandma with sfx and latex and everything 😂
Where the comments @
Where the comments @
Where the comments @
Where the comments @
Where the comments @
that guy who said no to you skipping him was cute lol...but nice video Duncan, you're hilarious
fr
anyone got his @?
@elin2852 LOL
@@elin2852 🚰🥤here's some water sis you're too thirsty
@@elin2852 thirsty? So am I. Lol
Duncan’s humor is just everything and I’m here for it 💀
ong i have never laughed so much in my life
frrr@@hermi1-kenobi455
i love duncan as a grandma. also the guy who refused to skip him was so fine
IKR
FOR REAL OMG
LITERALLY
It was Tony he a RUclipser too
@@UyenNguyen-zn5kb whats his @ 😊
i want duncan to be my non-biological third grandma
same
Same 😻
me too
Ur pfp is a slay 🧑🦲
real
3:21 this whole interaction was so funny 💀
fr
I laughed so hard from that interaction that I couldn’t breathe and I started crying 💀💀💀💀
Ok so the Indian boy at 3:17 was singing a song for you which translates to "I will take you with me and give you my heart" 😭💗 lol
aww god i LOVE beomgyu
I love that song smm
@@wareeshakhan786 what's the name of the song??
@@veivy tainu leke by sonu nigam
I WAS DYING LMAOOOO
7:13 broooo the guy that wouldn’t skip you was so fine
FR
real
FOR REALLLL
WHAT IS HIS IG
the guy who tried to be tech support tho 🥺
i just recently discovered your channel and you make me literally cry laughing, thank you for doing what you do it’s literally everything❤️
Factsss
NOBODY ELSE LIKE THIS ITS 69 LIKEE
Same bro like that video about prank calling scammers was it for me I subbed right after
3:07
"your makeup looks so gOod"
"thankyou!"
"you know, i shouldnt have just said that"
"why?"
"cause i just lied"
BYEE I DIED 😭 💀😭 💀
BAHAHAHA
😂😂😂
i LOST IT at that😭
I WAS DYING THE WHOLE VID HELPP
I’ve been watching Duncan for like 2 years, and I never get sick of him his humor is everything I love it 😭
These are my go to videos when I’m bored omg
omg this is the final omegle video from duncan because it shut down today :( what a climactic way to end it lollll
Y’all already know it’s gonna be a good day when Duncanyounot posts ❤️😜
Frr
LITERALLY ALWAYS HAPPY WHEN HE POSTSSS
“Hello little girl 👵” “🧔♂️”
😂😂😂😂
5:37 The cut to the dude had me wheezing 😂😂😂
LMAO
when Duncan first put the filter on I literally screamed out loud 💀
One of the few youtubers who genuinely makes me laugh
6:17 "what 👿"
THE BANGS ONE 6:05😅😅
She looks like me 😭
I DO NOT RECOMMEND GETTING BANGS😭😭😭
3:39 I died watching this ☠️
PLEASEEEE THAT PART KILLED ME😭
Frr💀😭💅🏻
FR💀
The moment I saw ur comment it was at 3:39
That fall was personal 💀
so glad grandma duncan can show her true colors 💖😊
7:28 THIS PART OF THE VIDEO GOT ME CACKLING
me when im sick 😍🥰😘
6:35 LMAOOOOO DUCAN HELPPPPPP you need to do more of these this sent me so bad
hi that's me
4:05 making me die 😭🙏.
4:33 “Are you dying ?😀” - PLSSS😭
Frr 😭😭😭
6:41 got me ROLLING on the floor
4:00 HAD ME WHEEZING
THE FINGERSSS😭
@@astroxdez AND THE "yesth!" WHEN SHE ASKED HIM TO DANCE
BRO I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
LOL SAAAAAMEE
Duncan:Oh, I like those shoe 1 shoe 2, shoe 3 shoe,it so pretty it can't be * random scream* Duncan:😰Wt-
Duncan, you’re literally the funniest person ever and also very comforting. I’ve watched all of your videos so many times, you bring so much positivity into my life 😭 thank you and I’m looking forward to your next videos
omg same i watched his videos when i was in hospital and it helped me stay calm :)
7:13 he was so fine
um
Fr what’s his @
‘Is that a wig you’re wearing?’
Duncan: 😳 ‘No’
‘Yes it is.’
Top tier critical thinking skills
7:48 IDKY THIS WHOLE PART IS TAKING ME OUT 💀😀
SAME
You sound like a police car imma go now was so passive aggressive
@zackcyganek2090 LMAOO frrr
4:39 harry styles twin
I love these videos so much. Duncan does such a good job at his characters i swear he can make anything funny.
3:07 LOLL IM DED “ur makeup looks so good I shouldn’t have said that I lied
Waiting on RUclips till Duncanyounot posts-
28 likes and no comments lemme fix that
2:34 NOT THE MICHALE JACKSON BYE
Idk why but this is genuinely the best kind of content to watch when bored
so real
frrr
2:17 IM CRYING WHY DID RANDOM BALLONS GO ACROSS THE SCREEN
“Duncan as a grandma can’t hurt you”
Duncan as a grandma:
THE WAY HE FELL HAD ME ROLLING😭😭😭
3:13 why did this guy steal my heart 😭
Frrr with the pretty smile 😅🫦
He was even singing a romantic song for him 😭 lol
@@luckyy1506 YESSSS i speak Hindi, the song and everything was just too pretty
He slayed
7:12
I was laughing at this part for like 10 minutes straight 😭😭 2:42
2:47 Out of all possible answers this one was the only right option
Thx
3:52 WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS WHOLE INTERACTION BAHAHHAHA
2:41 "I'm a dude"💀
LMAO
HAHAHHA
So far, so good. Loving this video at 6:26!!! 🎉❤
Hi Duncan thank you for giving us so much joy ❤
LOVE YOUR PFP
@@lucystylinson-fanaccountthank yew, fellow heartstopper fan 😄
WHEBN HE JUMPED At 4:22
FR
04:58 I just fell in love
who
Same no one is talking about him
I’m getting down for him any day of the week 😭
@@Ross_26same.
@@Ross_26yo you sit tf down instead 💀
This is by far my all time favourite video. I know all the words to it now as I find it hilarious. We need more Grandma content! Moreeeee please 😂🧓
this is my favorite too, for a while now!! It sucks that it’s the least viewed video on his channel😭😭 should be viral 😂
i guess im in love with the guy at 5:58
no like really
6:36 "how about I give you full access to my computer😊"
"FaCe ID 👹"
you’re one of the only youtubers i watch that make me actually laugh😭
2:57 “is- is that a wig you’re wearing?”
“no” so relatable
I had the most perfect Friday ever and a new Duncan video is the cherry on top lmao
0:10 OMIGLE😭
I just found out about your channel last week and I’m so glad I did because your content is some if the best on this app
Forgot to put a heart emoji ❤
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST I CANT “correct I am 5.1 😃” and “Omggg it’s dua lipa” 😭😭
4:11 UHMM WORKK
HELP AT 4:56 I SAID “ugly?” AND THEN DUNCAN SAID “Yes!”
BAHAHAAA 😂
i CAN'T stop laughing at your videos Duncannnie!!! thankyou for bringing the joy up in my tears
HELP HOW DID YOU DO THE LAUGHING THING😔
When Duncan said 'LOOK ITS DUA LIPA' I WAS ACC DYING
This video is so funny and I loved it! Please keep doing more videos because you are one of my favourite RUclipsrs!❤
5:00 THE WAY DUNCAN FELL HELP-
Duncan is literally the definiton of quality over quantity :) love the content Duncan!
This aged well considering Duncan ended up impersonating a grandma this month again
Duncan could walk into an elderly home and they wouldn’t know he’s a visitor
4:34 “are you dying?” STOP
These videos are always the best lol 4:16
4:07 that yes was so freaking cuteeee 🩷
It's always an amazing day when Duncan posts
6:48 that voice was a lil too real😭
By far the funniest youtuber 😌
reasons why i love duncan.number one:this content.
this made me laugh so hard. zero clue how you can keep a straight face for most of the time
Nah Duncan transformed into Slytherins Grandma with the click of a button 😂😂
how come he gives us the best content each time
7:03 I can’t even Duncan is probably funniest channel I have found on yt😂😂😂
duncan is the reason why i’m still here today
5:00 😭💀 the pose and the way the filter shined 😭😭😭
5:06 🤭😭 the fall-
What’s his @ 😂
@@Reads2read idk 😭😭💀💀💀
@@DTI_baDdIe3-dti narrr I’m gonna lock in
@@Reads2read lmao
4:31 THIS WAS SO RANDOM HELP ME
LOLLLL
duncan is the only youtuber that can make me genuinely laugh, i watch all of his videos
3:53 I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING :D
The part where Ducan id begging to be skipped, and that man playing along not skipping, I CANT
This was the funniest video you’ve ever made I was shitting my pants from laughing so hard😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
RIP to omegle, and your omegle videos. It will be missed. 💪❤🕊🪦
thank you Duncan for making me smile ❤
Edit : omg! Duncan like my comment! Ty! ❤
Back in 2002 I transferred schools: i did this because no one taught me to how to pronounce duncanyounot. It was truly one of my most embarrassing moments in life and I knew I had to leave the school to start anew. I thought this would be the best decision for me, and to some degree I still believe that it was a good decision, but I did not know what would happen at this environment I was not adapted to. I was walking through the halls with my binders and a pencil case to head to my next class. I was going from Drama to English class when I accidentally bumped into Eric Rogers in the hall. It was a pretty crowded hall, for some reason the hall was smaller than my previous school despite it being more populous and in the same school system, but I digress. Papers spilled out from my binders, pencils flying everywhere. He was a big guy, and he looked me dead in the eye then said "Watch where you're going, twerp." Everyone stopped and looked at me including his hot cheerleader girlfriend.
It made me so flustered that my cheeks turned amber red in an instant as if I was a traffic light. One guy obscured by the crowd of people blurted out "Prepare to stop guys! Traffic light is turning red!" because of the stereotype that Asians are yellow. After this I scurried my stuff together and ran out the front doors. I bolted through the bolt of my house's lock and covered myself in my blankets, letting all my emotions flow. I couldn't get out of bed for days, and that's when my drama teacher reached out to me because she knew I would never want to miss a single class of drama, let alone 4 classes in a row.
I explained in a vague fashion that I was 'going through some tough times' as I didn't want the principal to get on Eric Rogers' case. If the principal did, I fear what would happen to me for getting him in trouble. She suggested I talk to the school counselor but I declined, after all, I'm a man. I should be able to man up and solve this on my own. So that's exactly what I did. October 1st, 2002. I did a query on Whitepages to find his home address and I took my fathers loaded .44 magnum revolver; he called it his 'magnum opus'. I also took his keys as I figured it would be a long drive, about 23 minutes to be exact. I pulled up to his residence at 1:44 AM, and I knew that the coincidence between my guns' caliber and the time in minute markings was no coincidence. It was god and he knew this had to be the fate of Eric Rogers. I ran up to his front door and shot at the door frame by the key slot, shredding the one defense between me and Eric Rogers to pieces. I heard his disgruntled father shout out "Those damn neighbors with their fireworks again. WE GET IT! It's the first of the month! Stop with your damn Playboy Carti nonsense."
But these were no fireworks. I turn to the first room on the right, and I see his father and his mother in bed. BANG, BANG. That was what I heard in a hauntingly loud sequence. Neither of them had time to audibly react to the gunshot other than a knee jerk reaction to the loud sound. Eric Rogers got upset at how loud the fireworks were and he shouted out his window "I'm going to break your noses you annoying pricks!" He raced out of his bedroom with a baseball bat. He saw me standing there, revolver in hand. At the top of his lungs he screamed "Johnny?!?" then I shot him. He fell to the ground and became limp in a fragment of an instant. I still remember it vividly; the thud as 170 lbs of mass hit his beige-carpeted floor.
The sound of his blood leaking from between his eyes as if it was a faucet not fully turned. These killings filled me with adrenaline and a sense of calm like I have never felt before, everything was peaceful and I felt truly in bliss. After it faded, I yearned for that calm, so I chased it. I sprinted out the door to break into more homes and kill more people. His sister Amelia Rogers didn't blurt anything out and stayed as quiet as a mouse: she knew everything that was happening.
She called the police once I exited my home and within 13 minutes the entire mile radius was being surveilled by cops galore, including a dozen units in the neighborhood I was in. I made it to the 4th home when I heard sirens and attempted to flee out the back door. I figured I could break a cars window and duck into it until the coast is clear, but they were one step ahead of me. "DROP THE WEAPON!", I hear from an uncountable amount of officers. They had a type of authority bleeding through their voice that overrode any instinctual desire to disobey their orders, then of course the logical aspect of your life being ended right there if you make the wrong move. So I dropped the weapon. They threw me to the ground like I just stabbed one of their officers, cuffed me, and brought me over to the local jail. Now I'm here. I served 63 years in prison and am now an 81 year old man in Connecticut living my days out in a senior home. Do I regret it? To an extent. But everyone has regrets. I knew that was what god wanted for him, I just needed to be the messenger.
Woahh this is some serious Duncanyounot wet manga lore
okay but can we talk about how his voice is SO accurate like id be so gullible if i saw him on omegle 😭😭🙏🙏🙏
6:19 i love how he looks so interested into what your saying 😭😭😭
I can't fail as a tech support worker
3:47 the flirting here is crazy 😭
2:36 “ imma dude “ will never not be funny to me
7:13 WHY IS HE SO FINE
fr
FRRRRR WE NEED TO TRACK HIM DOWN
@@LailaLopez-j1pI swear I need some information about him he’s just ahhh 😫
OMH IKR
IKRRR
People keep talking about the dude who didn’t skip him and about how cute he was but the girl here is honestly so pretty 4:40
6:13 i was struggling to breathe
Thx, they tasted good
DUNCAN IT IS 2 AM AND EVERYONES ASLEEP STOP BEING SO FUNNY RN