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- Опубликовано: 9 янв 2020
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Игры
Most games: beautiful Moon rendition
Post Scriptum: B A L L
I thought the textures weren't loading for me or something
Thats game logic for ya
Verdun : moon light that goes through all the walls
The area was foggy.
C i r c l e
*gets up from cover*
“Je suis un baguette sil vous plait”
Translation: I am a baguette please.
Une pas un
Barel Maker ik but I died laughing 😂
Oui, c’est très amusante!
Barel Maker technically ‘I am a stick please.’ But sure.
As a french, these moments are amazing :
when he was running through smoke and yelled "CROISSAAAAANT"
just after that a random dude said "let's give them baguette !"
3:45
Everybody gangsta till french tank crewman appears in tractor
😂
Legit.
Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahahaahhaahhaahhahahahaahaha
French forces: *gets released*
Everyone: [la marseillaise intensifies]
*L'ÉTENDARD SANGLANT EST LEVÉ AAAAAAHHHHHHH*
No.
DeutscherSoldat1871 angry germans intensifies
Hon hon hon, we surrender 😂
@@mobiushelldoctor1423 L'étendard sanglant est levé
Entendez vous dans les campagnes
Mugir ces féroces soldats
Ils viennent jusque dans vos bras,
Egorger vos fils, vos compagnes.......
AUX ARMES CITOYENS ! FORMEZ VOS BATAILLON!
As a french, I can't feel my sides.
Did they retreat on you?
good one
so that's how they managed to go around the maginot
@@silveur9386 And true one ^^ Btw. you´re french? Why are you able to speak another language other than french?
@@PeterNichtlustig0815 Yeah personally I speak English and a bit of Spanish, it's just our elites who grew up during the hydrogen and atomic development where there was a strong anti-british sentiment. That why they have a shitty English
“Die Panzer ist kaputt”
Every german in a 10 mile radius:
“DER Panzer ist kaputt”
Jawohl
ISSO
Famous last words: “Is that a grenade?”
More like; Is that a gren?
@@carlthegamer9215 more like, IS THAT A NADE!
More like “I heard head shot sound dude!”
Sad thing is that was probably someone's last words in real life
And with that we can confirm this will be a new rimmy video
I could swear I heard his laugh but wasn't sure
It's crazy how many other fairly "big" RUclipsrs are in this video tbh. OWI must have thrown down quite a bit of sponsorships.
@@Legion7734 It's also the free weekend so there's lots of people playing it
Yeah confirmes at 5:03
Guiep Digby plays it quite a lot on his own and I’m pretty sure has been in a few of nano’s videos
7:14
*Guten Tag*
**KABOOM**
LOL, perfect timing.
Die Panzer ist kaput
With the peaceful voice it kills me
Yeah HAHAHAHA
That "Guten Tag" also got me lol
XD that voice
When he Said "Gutten tag" and i heared half a second of the explosion and a raid shadow legends add came up
"Good morning !"
kablimo
".....Hello!"
7:13 timing was perfect
4:16 imagine a french soldier just sitting in the middle of an mortar barrage sipping a can of beer
Given that's what soldiers do nowadays, that's mostly likely what they did back then too, lol
was good fun playing with you mate. hon hon indeed
o7
Nano i want to marry you
Gay
o7
@Dodinanja123 they might be a girl you never know
Nobody:
Me 5 yr old playing hide and seek and trying find my friend in the bushes: 2:35
8:22
Well, Nano: Germans used this cunning tactic that came pretty much out of nowhere to the French. It was called: "Let's just walk around it".
In fact the project of the maginot line was to be built at the Belgium frontier too. But the belgian didnt wanted this. So.. you know what hapenned
More like just drive and run around past it.
"Why the french lost they had some good fortresses". In fact the french army of WWII was an army full of brave men, they had the best tanks at this period and some good warships, only the planes were a bit too weak. So yeah how did they lost? The fact is that even if an army is great and strong, without a good strategy this army can't win a war. The french generals from High Command were too old during WWII and too dumbs, firstly they're waiting for a war like WWI, secondly they didn't believed in tanks. Only De Gaulle said that tanks will be very important for an army but the french HQ didn't believed him and mocked him so they didn't build many tanks even if they were better than the german panzers. Thirdly, the king of Belgium Leopold III should continue the Maginot Line but he didn't because he wanted to kept some money for the Congo. Fourth, Phillipe Petain, the hero of the battle of Verdun wasn't against Hitler's ideas so he was more interested to be an ally with Nazi Germany than an ennemy, he let the germans took Paris without any resistance. Fifth the french were pretty alone, Churchill wanted to grown the british forces so the british abandonned (if I can say that like that) the french forces and when the british came, they retreated 5 days after. Despite what memes said, the french army in 1940 was really brave and did many good things like the battle of Stonne, the covering of the british retreat at Dunkirk, the battle of the Alps or the battle of Saumur also known as "la bataille des cadets de Saumur" or the last defenders of the Maginot Line. Moreover despite Vichy France and Petain collaborating with the nazis, Free France led by Charles de Gaulle, the Free French Forces and the French Resistance continued to fight alongside with the Allies (examples : Syria - 1941, Kufra - 1941 Bir Hakeim - 1942, Operation Torch - 1942 (and basically all the North Africa campaign), Corsica - 1943, Russia - 1942 to 1945, Monte Cassino - 1944, D-Day - 1944, Operation Dragoon - 1944, Liberation of France - 1944, Invasion of Germany - 1945 etc...). You gained a new sub dude, you make me laughs and your french is perfect. XDDD
L'Œuffy monsieur, oui oui
@@Alex-bd8oc Baguette.
Not to mention they got absolutely shafted by the German blitzkrieg (see how you would do against a bunch of methed up Nazis). The French had a large partisan resistance that aided in the d-day landings (if i recall correctly)
@@KingDuckGuy Exactly you're right.
I wouldn't particularly say that the French had the *best* tanks. In armor and weaponry* they were pretty on-par with German tanks (and in some cases even superior), however in crew fatigue (as French medium tanks usually had 2-3 crew, though this is also how they were able to bolster their armored forces) and the non-adoption of the radio also severely limited their capabilities. Not to mention the French doctrine regarding them as well. Were the French tanks *bad?* No, but a chunk of them certainly weren't the best.
*for the 47mm guns at least. The 37mm gun wasn't a bad caliber, but a lot of them in French tanks used the same ammunition that was available in WWI, which as you can imagine wouldn't be particularly beneficial.
Nonetheless I wholeheartedly agree that the French army fought extremely bravely in WWII, and even after when their country was under an iron fist, the Free French and French Resistance fought like lions to free it. Anybody who says "hurr hurr french surrender" unironically has a brain texture comparable to that of their personality-completely flat with no grooves to speak of.
Never thought I'd see Nano, Rimmy, Digby, Nordern, AND TheTacticalBrit in one video. Nevermind the same squad!
I recognised digby straight away .lol
dont forget phlydaily
Dont forget Friendly Nikolai, hes incredibly good... hes also the guy who ffed nano in the elevator
Trevor Gomez also Vade, German PS player. He’s freaking amazing
Try watching rimmy's video and do a duel video and you will se where they are and this is not a troll i did it and saw where they where.
8:22 actually these fortresses did their job, they hold a shitload of germans and never surrendered until they were told to by their government
Indeed, the Maginot line perfectly played his role by diverging the front.
K F well you can look up the battles of the Italian front for yourself
And Belgium is the mate in your game that don’t want to give info that he got rekt
@@awhaleinvelvet4940 I know the History of my country, thanks tho
Yup the belgians knew they were fucked so they withdraw from the alliance with France before the war, cause they understood that the line would drive the German force to go around it, even tho the French commands hoped that they wouldn't dare.
And in the Alps, the French fortifications totally rekt the Italians
The plan in Belgium was to defend along the Meuse to get help from the French. Fights were intenses and no so easy as told by many. All allies soldiers put strong resistance and neither Dutch, Belgian or French soldiers surrendered without a fight. Belgian withdrew after a debate at the parlement: Flanders wanted neutrality and Wallonia wanted to stick with the Allies
"Ich bin kaputt"
That was the most wholesome thing I've ever heard
4:06 That guy was the developer and I saw him die in his stream lol
He got evaporated.
😂😂
His like "where was the coee where i cant die? I misplaced it again"
All was there was his helmet
As a French viewer, I must say, it was hilarious !
je crois que le moment que j'ai préféré c'était le CROISSAANNNT à 4:34 xD
Les gars vs forcez tellement avec vos « AS A FRENCH » srx...
@@pilout8637 si tu veux on peut se mettre à gueuler sinon
Joli pseudo au passage
Collabo
I love that his interpretation of a French accent sounds more Quebecqios than French.
7:12
Nano: oh ho
💣: "Guten tag"
ps: Nano, next time if you want to speak french says: Mange ma grosse baguette bien chaude !
The French grenade said 'Guten Tag' o the Germans in the elevator.
@@Hardbass2021 The french grenade (with the cute voice 😂)
If it was a bagette it would say gluten tag but Germans don't throw bagettea
Talk some things in Portuguese to make it funnier
Vaut mieux pas lol
"how can we get them out of those trenches..."
"Hold on Reinhard, I just got an idea"
*inhales*
"OH NONNNNN ! SOMEONE PUTTED RED WINE IN THE FRIDGE"
*several angry French heads raise*
What a disgrace
12:41 - the objective "Le Pain de Sucre" almost lines up with the moon for a sec and it's really satisfying.
5:19 A wild Rimmy appears.
And Digby, and Nordern. Im surprised I didn't see or hear Soviet Womble. It looked like every wargamer RUclips personality was there.
Is this a crossover episode or something?
@@Lazy_berry Probably a sponsorship event-thing, due to I see the "message from the devs" in the beginning.
@@GiantSavage117 "stop shilling"
4:08 the horrors of war
🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😭😭
7:13 "Uh Oh" LMAO!!!!
8:22 thats a really good question, in fact French defenses were so good because they learned that from WW1, and they expect another war like WW1, however mobilization at this point has advanced quite well that the germans just go around it through Belgium, perhaps the french didn’t expect that
Expected a "No Russian" joke in the elevator...
Remember pas d'allemand
Lembre-se: Sem Russos.
Sergei
Rappelez vous ... pas de Russes.
И помните, не слова по русски
2:10
I am a baguette please.
Goodbye
When Rimmy and Digby are with you. Shit gets crazy
I'm always extremely happy when foreign youtubers and fellow gamers speak broken french during video games. Couldn't stop smiling through the whole video ! You get your mandatory like, Nano.
10:46 that happened when some Monsieur want to be rambo in real life
still wondering what the hell did that
*when french watch this..*
*spam vive la France in chat*
I'm french.
OK DONC SVP PAS DE BAGUETTE
100 LIKES in one hour gg boys
HON HON HON, Mais mon ami! Ne voulez vous pas un peu of national flavor?
@@existentialgoberts4345 looks you used Google translate c;
I am also French and that's hilarious
@@proteus_snow6421 ba qui est le président de la République française, et le premier ministré?
Hon hon hon, baguette baguette viva la napoleon bonaparte
5:19 reaction from the french soldiers when realising the maginot line work's for a while. Colored 1939
it was in 1940
"I don't need content that bad man" That was the most genuine moment between two creators I've seen in a while!
>When you're told you are going to blitzkrieg but end up being transported by a opelblitz
So?
Opel Blitz was the backbone of the army and blitzkrieg.
@@BillyBoze Of course it was, but in this case the german army was still lacking in motorization, still relying on railway, carridges or going on foot.
8:21 uhh because the German go around it?
More like go around the Maginot Line through a forest that “they would never go through”. xD
@@plackt the maginot line went all the way to the sea on the french Belgium line. The reason it fell was a french commander pulling back at verdun and leaving a big opening. The rest fell suit
I believe this particular fortress is belgian so technically no french lost something that day
@@Bourguignon28 no but the whole maginot line was french all frech
@@elcoyotedesanluis9931 Maginot line wasn't as strong on the Belgian border, especially in the Ardennes Forest where they thought was impenetrable.
“Guten tag”
Everyone literally explodes
Everybody else: rimmy was here
Me: *V A D E*
Roby Miller mwahahaha
I was in a Rising Storm game with Vade a few days ago.
Vade is cool
Sound design seems awesome in this game 13:24
Like '' squad '' they make good games
7:14 best moment XD
1:42 Oh look, its Digby doing french accent (about the same fine job as Officer Crabtree in Allo Allo) What is this, a crossover episode?
I'm having a bad time and you and your friends make me feel good about these videos
Thank you so much for people like you who make other people out of depression
Continue with this thanks again
Oh man, the germans in the elevator got me laughing so hard... Guten tag!
Nano during gameplay: The accent will be so funny dude
Nano during editing: Are we all racists?
Nano have a perfect accent dude, no racisim here, all know french like to put baguette in her ass
I know that 'cause i'm french
@@laloutre3394 Non don't say that lmao it's a secret only French know
@@laloutre3394 Tu dois confondre avec les africains comme Théo la racaille
@@monculsurlacommode3238 oula
@@laloutre3394 here in Brazil the hard and salty breads are called "French Bread". It's like baguette but short (the size of a hand or a plate)
I may be late, but as a french person, I love this. I'm not even annoyed by you yelling croissant or some other shit, this is art.
6:55 Probably the most en"Hans"ed attempt of deception I´ve ever witnessed! 😉
As a french, i have to say that i'm quite impressed by the french accent you've done at the beginning of the video ^^ that is me when i try to speak english !
*"I am a baguette please, good bye"*
hahaha when you pop up a beer after the passing tractor! it killed me.
ive watched a few videos on this game, but this video alone put the icing on the cake for me to buy it! thank you! great video!
Nano: makes some killstreaks
Nobody:
Military: Ah It's free real estate
10:15 right out of Fury
Except this time it was Boys AT rifle instead of MG-42
a pretty nice moement indeed.
I'm French and i discovered u by Facebook videos, and I really love u're humour. Continue ! May the baguette be with u
12:40 "we're gamers we don't go outside" i have been inside for over a year and a half so i get that lol
Merci Nano 😉🇫🇷 je suis une baguette 😂
"Une" noice
I dont speak language of surrender
No I mean surrender
@@footfinger8195
But you're speaking english... 🤔
Weird person.
@@footfinger8195 Maybe we surrendered, but we didn't lose the war at last.
fantastic video. Made me laugh out loud many times! Keep it up!
thank you for watching!
Saw another video of you before this one, love your job dude, keep going on!
Thank you for not portraying us as cowards. And your french accent made me laugh hard (char de bataille :D)
3:47 You're welcome
"Need another sip" 😂😂😂😂
Nice
When the grenade explode an ad came out
RIGHT exactly at the explosion
That FriendlyNikolai shooting you bit was hilarious!
I never been so early. Unlike the germans at paris.
(Edit): wow. 300 likes. Thanks guys.
Same
Oh lala
Avril 62 indépendance de l'alergie
Mai 62 sivouplé des visa
You ruined your comment by saying “eDiT wOw 3o0 LikEs ThAnKs gUyS
- The Germans took Paris after 1 year of war and hard fight.
- They took Copenhague in 3 hours without shooting a bullet.
> So why everyone make surrender jokes about France and not Denmark ?
I love how rimmy cameos the whole time
Love seeing Rimmy from ZF just randomly in the background talking
You guys captured perfectly the fine nature of both German and French culture. I'm french and yet I would'nt grasp the sheer perfection of those camembert lines. Vielen mercis
"the last Thing i saw, was an Opel-Blitz."
The slow mo of people getting absolutely rekt was 10/10
7:15 kaputt (broken) can be things. You are a human that mean you are verletzt (injured) or tot (dead)
Greetings from Swabia in Germany. Good Video
The "monsieur bonne chance" was really nicely placed lmao
Nothing more funny for a french guy than an non-french guy trying to speak french x)
3:09 I was watching Rimmy’s stream when that happened... lol
I love the fact you have 'Croisssaaannnt!' as your battle cry! 🤩
Oh man, I think RUclips gave me a present for this jule by recommending this channel, hilarious comedy gold.....
Love how you can spot all the different youtubers
3:45 is officially my favorite nano moment
I can't wait for the automatic baguette SMG!
7:14 That was well timed! *Spy long laugh*
Enemy: standing behind a box
Nano and the others: so anyway we started blasting
"Reinforcements are here."
*BANG!* 😂
This game has actually quite realistic physics when it comes to a soldier being killed, when someone goes unconscious they fall down very similar to how they fall in game.
One of the best Nano videos, love it
Hahahahahaha 4:36 croissant and "lets give them baguette" cant stop laughing
3:46 the German attack tractor
Michael Ours You’ve seen the halftrack now I introduce you the brand new German TT/Tactical Tractor! Features include a bf ass radio that can play Westerwald and Erika, a Jew sonar, a book holder for mien Kampf, an Mg42 and turbo boosters. If you order today you can get 2 of these Tac Tracs for a $1.99 as well as your own German soldier who’s name is Hanz and makes non anti Semitic jokes. If you don’t like this product...then he gustapo want to know your location. Brought to you by Füher&Son.
French*
INTO THE MOTHERLAND THE GERMAN ARMY MARCH!!!
8:32 ah damn what is the name of this song Nano was playing, I can’t think it, and it’s also in the end of the video too
The saints go marching
@@AQAS-ux5jz No saints go marching in is a jazz song I think
@@Nicholas_Schaeffer Johnny comes marching home
@@jordangames2560 My Christ thank you so much
The way that guy says "Guttentag" at 7:13 was so funny and it keeps repeating on my brain and i do not know why.
*looks at the area voice chat at **5:15*
*Sees Rimmy*
*Hears happy Australian sounds the next second*
"Is this a Crossover Episode?"
“I am the baguette please” 2:10 and sorry if that’s not the proper translation I’m an American high school student taking French.
Yep good translation 😉
9:15 Vade tankgewehrs Nano. RUclips fight!
Nana is That Medic everytime Scorny ,funny,angry and more able lead team than Team Leader
Lol Nano saw the tractor and went full american "I need a beer" XD
1:34 we’ll be right back
Good video as usual.
I'm french and I laughed for ur jokes on french accent and stereotypes so don't worry (and be happy 😁).
So, I´m a german. And I have to say I´m absolutely astonished about yor skill´s of (in?) the german language. Absolutely impressive. Ways better than my english crap here. A new year has started and Nano is still performing on a never seen before, TOP LEVEL! No matter wich game he plays or wich language he speaks this guy is top notch! And that after all this years. Dude, your girlfriend/wife is the luckiest women on earth. Has to be that way. Serious:Greetings from god old germany and a happy new year. 😉
Haha. He was panicking. When the Lyft was going up.
10:34 Just like in "Fury" movie when they were assaulting that German city
"I need a beer"
OPENS CAN????
1:43 that's my friend making fun of my accent on Post Scriptum, thank you george, very cool
Good looking game! Well done video, Nano. Like *Squad* this game has some weird character behavior, like floating in air and object interpenetration.