Your Mom... | The Resistance - Arma 3 Funny Moments
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- We are the resistance, because we resist.
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#Nano
Hey! The main mod we used was Antistasi - Armia Krajowa steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1833035777 . It's a lot of fun with a few friends!
ok
Nice Polish mod
1 portuguese guy has the value of 13 enemies in a guerrila warfare
Porque está en español xd
6:12 "Attack of the Dead Men"
Nano: Snipes the German Officer.
German Officer: "You should've gone for the head."
Nano immediately afterwards: "Souka." *goes for the head*
Bullet ricochets and falls into German officers lab. Looks down at it. Calls to Fritz and says ‘what kind of bugs they’ve have in this country’ realizes Fritz just ate a ‘bug’ , mein gott I'm getting the hell out here!
NANI?!
@Mikê'e Stark well, yeah, but the original comment was pretty funny anyway
Ah~ Infinity war reference
Well played~
"We are the resistance, because we resist". - The Resistance
"I rebel" -a moron
"Hmm, yes! The floor is made of floor!"
Hahaha brilliant
6:23 germans driving in circles to show dominance
low dab
They seem to have a habit of driving around things to show dominance, ask WW2 France.
@@Nanoytgaming Nano You play as Polish resistance and Bosnians but Germans and Serbians were right about the Jews...
@@amaguavpazprogreso1404 Uh Serbia dosnt hate jews what are u talkin about
@@amaguavpazprogreso1404 hm? WhaT?
Nano asking for a plane was the most precious thing I ever listen to.
Ahahaha it was 90% just to annoy Ray, and 10% because I like flying.
fuck ray, give him the fucking plane
Is that rare footage of polish resistance operating within Chernarus?
Yes
So that's how dayz started.
*AK INTENSIFIES*
@@tymeksobota8590 not *bizon?*
@@kubus419 AK as armia krajowa-home army
My favourite beverage is water so I will be very hydrated at the end
WATER ISN'T A BEVERAGE
Water literally CANNOT be a beverage
Darn it, ok you guys got me on a technicality
videos its Pelican time
stay hydrated boys!
As someone who legitimately suffers from military-induced tinnitus, I 100% agree it shouldn't be nearly as intense as it is in most games and THANK YOU for editing it down.
If devs just duck down the game audio to something like 10% with a conversationally quiet ring will get the point across and not make me rip my headphones off in rage.
↑↑This↑↑
I've had tinnitus since 8th grade, and sometimes, if I'm not thinking about it, I can forget it's there.
@@skystorm569 Mine is military induced, but it isn't terrible and sometimes I forget about it. But whenever this shit happens in games, it's all I can hear for the rest of the day.
any competent audio engineer should understand this. sometimes i don't understand why these game devs hire who they do.
This is a long shot, but have you tried that trick where you continuously tap the nerves on the back of your head about 40-50 times? There’s a few videos on how it’s done. Depending on what type of condition you have, it may or may not work but it’s definitely worth a shot.
0:03 *ok so a Portuguese man, a Frenchman, a Muslim, a British/Asian, and an American all walk into a bar*
... no
Well, until you realize that a Muslim isn't a race, so we have no idea what race the Muslim is so the joke kind of loses its steam.
Mr worldwide
@@shadowscall7758 Eh they're all the same therefore they're a race.
For legal reasons this is a joke. Trust me ok, I don't want to be arrested :(
@@shadowscall7758 A muslim = Middle Eastern
3:40
Nano: 😨
Me: Has tinnitus. "This is fine. This is just normal."
Tinnitus brothers unite!
It annoys the hell out of me, It will outright make me stop playing the game. Fortunately in this case I was able to disable it in the options.
@@Nanoytgaming All kidding aside, you don't want to be part of the Have-to-sleep-with-a-fan-on Club.
I'm gonna' spaz out now 'cause a RUclips Star noticed me. Love your stuff, man! Wish I had a pet Ray.
Keep it up!
@@Nanoytgaming ear plugs?
2:00
Nano: You arent admin
*actually he does so umm and so do i*
I've never seen so much arselicking in one sentence
I will send Bosnian this comment ahahah
@@Nanoytgaming haha uh oh
Nano tell ray I think he’s a greedy nerd. Anybody that flexes admin power just be commander in a game that holds no significance is a nerd.
Your resistance is doomed. You have no perky Swede mercenary spewing nearly unintelligible one liners.
Although you DO have magic ammo and a rainbow Nano so there's that.
There's a swede?
Respect for fighting as a polish national army Nano :* love you
o7
Ray with admin permit is literally "Give a man too much power and what does he become?"
The mirrors in those vehicles drive me insane. When's the last time you saw yourself in your own rear view mirror? And who the hell would set up their side mirrors to look into their own back seat? NOBODY THAT'S WHO
Hearing Nano swear sometimes is the best part of the videos
"If you listen closely you can hear the demonetisation" 3:10
*AD for Soap for Men plays*
Boy quit playin
Nano: **shoot rocket at rayz**
Rocket: **fly through rayz**
12/10 gameplay physics
It didn't go trough rayz it went up and missed his head
It went through
@@mishavazquezmontanez3927 if you look very closly you can see it missed his head
When you said "hey google" my phone pulled up Google assistant
saame. also, the "what's 4 inches?" thing is CRAZY! tried it lol
Same
5:47 ahouldnt you be singing
"Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła kiedy my żyjemy
Co nam obca przemoc wzięła szabla odbierzemy
Marsz marsz Dombrowski z ziemi włoskiej do Polski
Za twoim przewodem złączym się z narodem
Marsz marsz Dombrowski z ziemi włoskiej do Polski
Za twoim przewodem złączym się z narodem
Przejdziem Wisłę przejdziem wartę będziemy Polakami
Dał nam przykład Bonaparte jak zwyciężać mamy
Marsz marsz Dombrowski z ziemi włoskiej do Polski
Za twoim przewodem złączym się z narodem
Marsz marsz Dombrowski z ziemi włoskiej do Polski
Za twoim przewodem złączym się z narodem"
Yes I'm Polish and I writed it down not copied it
7:40 Amsel is escaping, Dmitri
Yeah, that's absolutely the same polish resistance I remember back in the WWII
4:56 nie wybacze ci tego ( WP )
Cebula Tsunami xd
XD
You know you're starting the morning off right when there is a Nano video to watch.
Wow Ray is basicly one of those discord admin pricks just by hearing his voice where he must have all control.
War criminals in action at Far Eastern battlefield.
(circa 20xx, colorized 2019)
He edits just like sovietwomble
He is like SovietWomble, but less racist jokes (i meant NO RACIST JOKES) and has a better upload schedule.
@@shakmp4 What racist jokes? And there are no racist jokes, just jokes about racism.
Thank God. Something to watch instead of studying
making the world a better place by making people fail their exams, one at a time.
Nano: don't add tenitus into your games
Me: I say there isn't enough tenitus in my games
Oh god, what kind of monster are you? think of the children.
*"The Fantastic Five"*
0:01
1:40 we now know what people see before they die
LGBT?
me: enjoys nano's talking in the background while working
youtube: so you wanna learn about the world wars?
Nano playing as the polish resistance but commits alot of warcrimes HMMMMMM
There are no winners in war therefore everyone must do more or less warcrimes to get through the war as the war is a crime itself
a lot of war crimes like the USA
@@creepyendy USA bad 🤓
no tak było, nie zmyślam
Hang on, is that The Bosnian committing warcrimes?
Boi, you can't just say hey Google in a video, mine went off
Same
Saame
10/10 vid keep it up you handsome war criminal
th- thank.. you?
I immediatly recognized the portuguese man, and as a portuguese myself I iddentified completely
you saying "OK google" at the end turned my phone on from across the room, I was shook.
0:50 Nano like "lemme smash!"
Watching this again with a Google machine sitting right behind me was a bad idea. It scared the crap out of me.
Hey, Nano i love your videos! Hello from Russia motherland! Thank man for positive emotions!
Za rodinu tovarisch! Spaciba
Can u pls one day let the nano blow up very loud in that intro so that everyone gets scared cuz they arent used to it ?🙏
I need to check with accounting not sure we have the budget (this video was also demonetized ahaha)
@@Nanoytgaming 😂😂RIP IN PIECES
Just as he said "Hey, Google," mine acted up and was like "I can't reach the internet rn. Check your modem or router connection and try again."
Oh great another episode of Sov... wait, a second... ITS ACTUALLY NANO
Wow, I was just having a feud with my mom and this title is the first thing I see coming back to my computer...
3:20 Nano! You can't do that! That's a war crime!
My favourite part is 1:04 your mom doesn't like you 😂😂
Polands Mightiest partizans indeed.
When you said hey google my phone did react to it😂!!!
Same! Lmao
7:30 Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! You are a true marksman, Nano!
My favourite thing in the world is your upload schedule
I'm trying ok! I've been doing one a week for more than a month now :D
2:14 - when you see polish words on American channel
I'm proud
The accent makes these videos 10,000 times better
Lol it's bad when u say "hey Google" and u don't got headphones on. He actually triggered me Google assistant. I was dying of laughter
5:08 what I tell myself while on cocaine
You should’ve said “hey google, convert 4in into centimeters” that would’ve given the right answer.
Dugalle: make me commander or I'm kicking you.
Lmao only nano can get stuck in a situation where the car gets stuck going 360 around him, i literally laughed my ass off 👍👍😆😆😆😆
3:40 dear nano, it is not a required feature, you can turn it off and on, you can do it via server and client side.
Thank you
yeah, he just noticed that, yeahh
8:15 i never thought you will asking that...
2:58 wait... now i see.. you are playing as Polish insurgent !
AK was biggest armed resistance movement in history. Nice mod, great material. As always.
If I had friends like this I'd be depressed too.
You can toggle the tinnitus into just deafness in the ACE 3 options if memory serves. And mission makers can disable it completely because it's definitely way more un-fun than the authenticity justifies for a lot of people.
11:11 you actually activated my google assistant by saying hey google
Thank god, I needed some Nano this morning
4:34
OPSEC, OPSEC never changes
this is what arma always was, is, and will ever be - SNAFU and FUBAR.
Download 100gb of mods just to play any server with players, do 40min of nothing, and game crashes. Nothing but technical problems, server restarts and frustrations.
And yet it's the funniest shit ever
"Ah sounds like BF5 all over again"
Me, a BF5 player: I should be angry but hes right.
Now just imagine having tinnitus for real from actual military service for the rest of your life. And yes,it sucks ass so much lol.
When you are British and you play polish resistance. The same fun.
Nano: *Aim and shot the German officer once*
German officer: I cant die!! i cant die!! my wife and daughter wait for me at home *drive the car away*
Nano: *see him* *Shoot!*.
Your mom doesn’t like you…..I don’t like you either. You just watch yourself……
ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ˡᶦˢᵗᵉⁿ ᶜˡᵒˢᵉˡʸ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿ ʰᵉᵃʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᵈᵉᵐᵒⁿᵉᵗᶦᶻᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ
I like how the buildings and the castle and mountains around it are from DAYZ
That Feeling When, Driving for endless minutes or trying to sneak up for an hour, and getting shot before getting anything done... Rip Arma
3:47 I can agree with this, coming from a person with tinnitus, as IT TRIGGERS TINNITUS. Whenever it occurs I get ringing ears for a few minutes after it finished and I hate it as I already have hearing difficulty, it's just stupid to have it in there.
What do you think I'm shoo.. ohh I'm dead 😂😂😂😂
Damn it Nano, you activated my Google Home with that last clip. Lmao
The closes nano will ever get to playing dayz
the hey google activated my google lol
Portuguese man, a Frenchman, a Muslim, a half brit half Asian, and an American in Polish uniforms operating in Chernarus
When Nano said "hey google" the phone I'm watching this video on actually pulled up the hey google thing
More like, your resistance is battlefield 2042 all over again
I watched this on my phone and Nano saying "hey google" set off my phone and my google home thank you sir !
Idk about anyone else but in my opinion nanos voice is so cute!
As a Frenchman I absolutely loved this video
Why are you French
03:45 you can remove the hearing module in "Addon settings".
yall r the best soldiers
3:11 I just finished reading the subtitles in parenthesis when an ad struck
I love y’alls accent 🥰
My bf has the same accent and ooooh ❤️❤️❤️
wait don't leave us hanging, which one has the best accent?
@@Nanoytgaming uuuuu:3
Nano yours Nano. It’s very pleasing lol
(Don’t tell my bf I chose you over him)
4:58 you can actually see the bolt at the end of the action on the mauser go foward.... regardless of the bugs the game/mod may have, that is good detail.
Omg I died when the car was circling them lmao
When Nano said hey Google, my google assistant turned on lol
The kid next door is named Hue. Your mom doesn't like Hue
1:31 ArmA AI never changes
0:00 The best team forever 😂😂😂
It think its the warfare mod which has an general slot to build a base. Capture towns and such for better income to build more advanced base
When you spawn without ear plugs and someone finds a mg42