Halo Female Spartan Takedown Animation

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  • Опубликовано: 1 янв 2025

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @RenGraes
    @RenGraes 3 года назад +12861

    I'll say it again. This can be a canon method.
    Spartans are fucking *HEAVY*!

    • @imperiumof997
      @imperiumof997 3 года назад +1260

      Some lucky grunt just getting their head crushed by a Spartan.

    • @negativitronprime
      @negativitronprime 3 года назад +199

      Yup

    • @Alliz2005
      @Alliz2005 3 года назад +378

      @Berdeh yes.

    • @furryprotector2712
      @furryprotector2712 3 года назад +109

      I just got killed

    • @Licentious_Fluff
      @Licentious_Fluff 3 года назад +321

      They're like 200lb average If I remember right, so it could canonically kill you with enough momentum. Interestiiiiiiing

  • @armannsteinn2736
    @armannsteinn2736 2 года назад +8480

    Fun fact: There's an actual scene in the novel Glasslands, where a female spartan said that if she ever ran out ammo she could just sit on the elites, because of how heavy her armor is.

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 2 года назад +1097

      Huzzah a woman of quality

    • @Nurglesgarden
      @Nurglesgarden 2 года назад +672

      Sheeet I'm gonna be that elite that gets it. 20 years of training and it will be mine.

    • @bluehuman
      @bluehuman 2 года назад +213

      So cannon??...

    • @captainanus8131
      @captainanus8131 Год назад +184

      Spartan Naomi, space viking of the Port Stanley

    • @grantgornall7801
      @grantgornall7801 Год назад +196

      the armor in question (most likely the Mjolnir MKII armor) weighs in at 1/2 ton (1000lbs) meaning this would kill an elite easily.

  • @OOOOODVVVVV
    @OOOOODVVVVV 3 года назад +17081

    I love that blue has a thumbs up while getting ASSASSinated

    • @RenGraes
      @RenGraes 3 года назад +643

      I only noticed just now, that made my day! XD

    • @Alliz2005
      @Alliz2005 3 года назад +307

      I didn’t notice until I read this comment!! Absolute gold!😂

    • @kitsunewraith7208
      @kitsunewraith7208 3 года назад +380

      “Worth it!”

    • @7OnAtuesday
      @7OnAtuesday 3 года назад +203

      Death by sno sno

    • @chakinabox
      @chakinabox 3 года назад +105

      Glad someone wasn't TOO distracted to notice that! lol

  • @rainbot4851
    @rainbot4851 2 года назад +1188

    I love that he gives us a thumbs up, letting us know he's enjoying himself.

  • @Samarai-hf9si
    @Samarai-hf9si 3 года назад +4365

    For whatever reason, the part of this I enjoy the most is the camerawork. You did a really good job with the transitions between first-person and third-person!

    • @Tears_of_Isha
      @Tears_of_Isha 3 года назад +9

      ruclips.net/video/MMe_i8PcObI/видео.html

    • @negativitronprime
      @negativitronprime 3 года назад +21

      @@Tears_of_Isha u did a funny! Nice

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @tristanmischkind5094
      @tristanmischkind5094 3 года назад +2

      how did they make this though? The animation and stuff. its really cool. Ive been interested in trying to do stuff like this but idk what people use to make them

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 года назад +3

      @@tristanmischkind5094 blender

  • @leiji7554
    @leiji7554 3 года назад +4126

    "Did you touch the thicc?"
    "yes"
    "what did it cost?"
    "my neck"

  • @IAsimov
    @IAsimov 3 года назад +6133

    This is why Halo needs mod support.

    • @countersphere2924
      @countersphere2924 3 года назад +93

      I second this ^^^^

    • @GymBossAniki
      @GymBossAniki 3 года назад +146

      Would install this one day one of its release.

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 3 года назад +55

      Its been confirmed for MCC now that all games are on pc

    • @Monsoon-r5n
      @Monsoon-r5n 3 года назад +12

      This is why halo died after three, because of degenerates

    • @viper7606
      @viper7606 3 года назад +2

      @@GymBossAniki Me to

  • @irishspartanstudios
    @irishspartanstudios 2 года назад +165

    For everyones knowledge, that man is far from dead, he's just enjoying life.

  • @thememester1190
    @thememester1190 3 года назад +10728

    There was no damage to the helmet at all. Clearly he wasn’t killed, just stunned by what he had witnessed.

  • @thisismymondayface8045
    @thisismymondayface8045 3 года назад +5940

    Rest of team: Man we lost because of you.
    Blue: I dunno man, I'm feeling like a winner.

    • @Kai93721
      @Kai93721 3 года назад +21

      So am I his face turned me on😩

    • @thisismymondayface8045
      @thisismymondayface8045 3 года назад +103

      @@Kai93721 so uh.. How does one go about becoming a spartan? Asking for a friend of course.

    • @SolarEclipse6872
      @SolarEclipse6872 3 года назад +21

      @@Kai93721 Duck is absolutely his friend.

    • @valkyrie941
      @valkyrie941 3 года назад +6

      @@thisismymondayface8045 well....

    • @alexander_unknown6444
      @alexander_unknown6444 3 года назад +6

      Hahahahaha facts

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 3 года назад +3126

    “This isn’t how I thought I’d die, but I’ve always really hoped.” - Blue

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @donnovandalusong266
      @donnovandalusong266 3 года назад +29

      Tucker would love this.

    • @chrismiller4248
      @chrismiller4248 3 года назад +13

      @@donnovandalusong266 Griff would be jealous of Tucker.

    • @pratibhasalvi4013
      @pratibhasalvi4013 3 года назад +7

      0:21 pause

    • @Kai93721
      @Kai93721 3 года назад +1

      I kind of enjoyed sitting on blues face

  • @dr4c0r3x5
    @dr4c0r3x5 Год назад +56

    Blue has experienced something we all would like to someday and thanks to that last clip we can.
    Soldier we salute you.

  • @tincoln
    @tincoln 3 года назад +5003

    Him: "You don't have the firepower."
    Her: "I've got the mass."

    • @mynameisbonbon
      @mynameisbonbon 3 года назад +185

      "I've got the mAss"

    • @your_local_bottom
      @your_local_bottom 3 года назад +67

      “You’re on your noble team, over and out”
      *Insert explosion here idfk*

    • @marymalone2265
      @marymalone2265 3 года назад +6

      Noo 😭😂

    • @TheStoodUpKid
      @TheStoodUpKid 3 года назад +26

      @@your_local_bottom "crevAsss to the right... lets GO......"

    • @squizzard101
      @squizzard101 3 года назад +18

      "Hit em' hard boss ;)"

  • @BattleBrickState
    @BattleBrickState 3 года назад +3061

    Weighting a ton of armor. I would gladly die like that

  • @Dr.DagNabit
    @Dr.DagNabit 3 года назад +2533

    **Respawns**
    Teammate: How'd you die?
    Blue: Yup

  • @Foxy57537
    @Foxy57537 Год назад +19

    "Much requested POV"
    Oh the pain of being a cool animator.
    I can already imagine the future...

  • @unfortunaterabbit5900
    @unfortunaterabbit5900 3 года назад +1573

    This takes face sitting to a whole new spectrum

    • @bloodgroundgaming7871
      @bloodgroundgaming7871 3 года назад +13

      i was the 69th like, awe yeah.

    • @luisr0987
      @luisr0987 3 года назад +12

      If she were baby sitting, than I would be jealous of the baby

    • @unfortunaterabbit5900
      @unfortunaterabbit5900 3 года назад +19

      @@luisr0987 the baby would be a pancake if she did that the baby

    • @luisr0987
      @luisr0987 3 года назад +12

      @@unfortunaterabbit5900 Yeah a Pancake of happiness

    • @ARC-8846
      @ARC-8846 3 года назад +6

      @@luisr0987 XD

  • @SNOWSOS
    @SNOWSOS 3 года назад +10391

    These Halo Infinite takedowns are getting wild

    • @SolarBoy204
      @SolarBoy204 3 года назад +113

      They're getting better day by day

    • @SAMM.....
      @SAMM..... 3 года назад +16

      Wassup man

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @ShaderkaUSA
      @ShaderkaUSA 3 года назад +13

      Bruh first I run into you as hank Hill in a bathroom now here? Let me watch my lore video in peace

    • @imperiumCirca41
      @imperiumCirca41 3 года назад +3

      They are so brutal they should be a crime against humanity

  • @jadeviper3782
    @jadeviper3782 3 года назад +2884

    343 better hire this person right now, they’re doing God’s work

  • @tunasandwich8049
    @tunasandwich8049 Год назад +27

    0:19 being the most replayed clip says a lot about society

  • @TheREALBOJACK
    @TheREALBOJACK 3 года назад +1497

    Me, if I was Blue: *_"WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!!! Lemme take my helmet off, first!"_*

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +10

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @kokushibutsugikuni3445
      @kokushibutsugikuni3445 3 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @mrmr_zoomie
      @mrmr_zoomie 3 года назад +29

      No thanks I’ll have my skull *mostly* intact.

    • @Samuel._.T
      @Samuel._.T 3 года назад +10

      ill put on my scuba helmet. dont wanna drown

    • @cap.j7157
      @cap.j7157 3 года назад +7

      The fucking suit Is half a ton, it would fucking pop your head. U can't play with mjolnir suits

  • @Fallenhell100
    @Fallenhell100 3 года назад +1113

    How the average spartan dies: *killed by aliens*
    How this legend dies: *A thicc ass to the face*

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 3 года назад +53

      I showed my girlfriend this and she said if this was ever added she'd buy the game just to do this to me.

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 3 года назад +12

      @@wastelandlegocheem in the game or IRL?

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 3 года назад +38

      @@curtismcpsycho8212 both hopefully. Fingers crossed!

    • @curtismcpsycho8212
      @curtismcpsycho8212 3 года назад +26

      @@wastelandlegocheem I wanna be mad but now I'm kinda jealous

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

  • @jorgeruiz6855
    @jorgeruiz6855 3 года назад +595

    You don't have the firepower...
    "I've got the mass"

  • @jameshauck9148
    @jameshauck9148 2 года назад +24

    I'm coming back to this after over a year to appreciate how his thumbs up was in her peripheral vision, and she got up after he gave it, like a sign of approval or satisfaction.
    Thus, my headcanon is that they didn't record it prior, but the guy asks her to sit on his face, she says sure, she sweeps his leg and sits on his face, he gives her the approval, and they both walk away happy :)

  • @SixDragons
    @SixDragons 3 года назад +3793

    NGL if this costed actual money to unlock, I would buy it

    • @Alliz2005
      @Alliz2005 3 года назад +70

      Same fam.😅

    • @owowhatsthis._.6943
      @owowhatsthis._.6943 3 года назад +79

      Honestly yea me too its actually very funny and quite humlateing XDDD

    • @gissellelararosas7433
      @gissellelararosas7433 3 года назад +34

      If I'm being honest I would to lol

    • @torgeir6213
      @torgeir6213 3 года назад +89

      @@owowhatsthis._.6943 plus you would get a lot of free kills. Other players would just walk up to you and let you crush there heads.

    • @SailorPupitar
      @SailorPupitar 3 года назад +50

      @@owowhatsthis._.6943 Oh no don't sit on my face please, i'd be so embarrassed

  • @javierdominguez8547
    @javierdominguez8547 3 года назад +1231

    "Rookie, if you ever get a girl, make sure shes thicc" -ODST Buck

  • @soagentc7122
    @soagentc7122 3 года назад +1601

    Plot Twist: The dude is still alive but he's just taking in the glorious view he just had.

    • @Gundam-1174
      @Gundam-1174 3 года назад +62

      He recorded it too.

    • @RedtheProtogen1944
      @RedtheProtogen1944 3 года назад +17

      Hmmm I wonder were that recording will go next...

    • @AstroGC
      @AstroGC 3 года назад +14

      maybe the hub?

    • @Gundam-1174
      @Gundam-1174 3 года назад +7

      @@AstroGC probably😂😂

    • @AstroGC
      @AstroGC 3 года назад +11

      i bet they made out after this match and blue really got the full version

  • @tatotatoo5404
    @tatotatoo5404 2 года назад +26

    0:05 the thumbs up from the male spartan 💀

  • @lavender2293
    @lavender2293 3 года назад +488

    “We’re low on ammunition!”
    “Hold my gun.”

    • @gundamepyon3532
      @gundamepyon3532 3 года назад +2

      Your f****** profile thing is perfect and it's hilarious

    • @irishcheese9575
      @irishcheese9575 3 года назад +6

      *Whole enemy team lines up to get taken down

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 3 года назад +8503

    Well it must've been difficult animating this with one hand.

    • @liberty_prime7777
      @liberty_prime7777 3 года назад +177

      Why do I see you on every video I watch

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 3 года назад +294

      @@liberty_prime7777 Because he goes on every video to post comments for attention that he never got as a kid.

    • @Yarbifis
      @Yarbifis 3 года назад +134

      @@Banana-Boi you a nice guy I see

    • @Banana-Boi
      @Banana-Boi 3 года назад +72

      @@Yarbifis It's true.

    • @captainkiok881
      @captainkiok881 3 года назад +101

      @@Banana-Boi we do a little trolling

  • @Bluesky_sf
    @Bluesky_sf 3 года назад +1442

    The thumbs up he gave tells you that he wants more.

    • @user-Bot2312_1
      @user-Bot2312_1 3 года назад +37

      I can see that...

    • @SSJ4UltraEgo
      @SSJ4UltraEgo 3 года назад +19

      I saw that lol

    • @magemash2390
      @magemash2390 3 года назад +19

      Who wouldn't?

    • @fakskis
      @fakskis 3 года назад +6

      Lol I didn't notice that

    • @mobbcentral4675
      @mobbcentral4675 3 года назад +3

      @@magemash2390 doesn’t that suit way like a thousand pounds

  • @SUPERLEAF026
    @SUPERLEAF026 Год назад +16

    The fact that the blue soldier shows a thumbs up must mean that... he is her faithful trainer and sees her making progress in taking down her opponent.
    What were you thinking?😳

    • @clobble643
      @clobble643 Год назад +1

      something way different that made my right hand occupied

    • @SUPERLEAF026
      @SUPERLEAF026 Год назад +1

      ​@@clobble643 I will not bother you. It must be hard watching something on the phone with one hand and making breakfast with the other.

  • @UnVictor
    @UnVictor 3 года назад +1453

    Imagine being a genetically modified super-soldier, getting knocked down. You look up and all you see is that wagon coming down at full speed.

    • @vex7668
      @vex7668 3 года назад +80

      "welp I'm screwed"
      (*Fucking dies*)

    • @ravenessr4464
      @ravenessr4464 3 года назад +49

      Gets squashed with that “wagon” we lost at least I enjoyed dying :)

    • @mommymustmurder2056
      @mommymustmurder2056 3 года назад +17

      CRIKEY-
      (*Proceeds to shoot self.*)

    • @Slenderzombie65
      @Slenderzombie65 3 года назад +3

      @@mommymustmurder2056 careful... I think its called dry firing your weapon

    • @mommymustmurder2056
      @mommymustmurder2056 3 года назад +4

      @@Slenderzombie65 Dry firing? DRY FIRING AN ENERGY WEAPON!?

  • @theterriblelizard3013
    @theterriblelizard3013 3 года назад +1072

    POV: “Drop your lethal weapon!”

    • @_Phen_
      @_Phen_ 3 года назад +7

      fucking underrated.

    • @freakshowmilotic9389
      @freakshowmilotic9389 3 года назад +6

      "gladly officer~"

    • @grubb2103
      @grubb2103 3 года назад +1

      the grubb has pushed this comment's likes over to 1000.

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @ronin_alpha5782
      @ronin_alpha5782 3 года назад

      @@freakshowmilotic9389 *a familiar intro plays*

  • @lowwfps
    @lowwfps 3 года назад +2916

    *Spartan Gets Killed*
    *Spartan Respawns*
    *Spartan:*
    Do that again.

    • @GhostBear3067
      @GhostBear3067 3 года назад +90

      Harder, Mommy.

    • @YourDad-xj5mb
      @YourDad-xj5mb 3 года назад +28

      The thumbs up that he dose

    • @bonkboink4899
      @bonkboink4899 3 года назад +6

      333th like HEHE BOI!!

    • @r3volu7i0ns
      @r3volu7i0ns 3 года назад +4

      i really do wonder how many times this will be commented

    • @asiangaming8409
      @asiangaming8409 3 года назад +3

      I’ve seen this comment with the female elite one

  • @sya_7489
    @sya_7489 9 месяцев назад +4

    That first person POV hits like a grenade

  • @kevincuddlefish9648
    @kevincuddlefish9648 3 года назад +1297

    the helmet didnt break nor did it even get squashed a little. all he weight was on the face. *that blue guy is still alive hes just contemplating what he just saw*

    • @Puro2004
      @Puro2004 3 года назад +23

      yes hes not dead to me

    • @Copium-Detector
      @Copium-Detector 3 года назад +51

      If you look closer you can see him make a thumbs up.

    • @ShadowFlash-ke1yn
      @ShadowFlash-ke1yn 3 года назад +17

      @@Copium-Detector I thought you were joking at first, I looked closely and he actually does. xD

    • @kevincuddlefish9648
      @kevincuddlefish9648 3 года назад +2

      @@Copium-Detector i know

    • @A-A-RON.921
      @A-A-RON.921 3 года назад +22

      Hes probably like "damn, the thighs THICC AS FUCK"!!!

  • @ownage11445
    @ownage11445 3 года назад +2673

    Only works with certain types of helmets because the “Unicorn” helmet would be quite painful.

    • @def3ndr887
      @def3ndr887 3 года назад +621

      Or quite enjoyable if you’re into that shit

    • @Kai93721
      @Kai93721 3 года назад +182

      No it feels so good

    • @WrongNumber76
      @WrongNumber76 3 года назад +125

      Incorrect she would pop like a balloon and that’s no fun :-(

    • @creepersammyb2926
      @creepersammyb2926 3 года назад +31

      @@Kai93721 i t s y o u

    • @creepersammyb2926
      @creepersammyb2926 3 года назад +31

      @@Kai93721 y o u h a v e r e t u r n e d

  • @GeneralDelta072
    @GeneralDelta072 3 года назад +483

    Female Spartan: "I'm going to kill you!"
    Male Spartan: "By suffocation perhaps?"

  • @ExAccount-g3u
    @ExAccount-g3u Год назад +11

    The pov is the best part for no reason

  • @iantheguy9731
    @iantheguy9731 2 года назад +2513

    "You finished with the autopsy Doc?"
    "Yes. It is clear that the death was by cranial damage. whatever hit him was clearly very heavy, as the helmet has been bent out of shape from the impact, shattering the skull. The muscles have tensed up in the arms, and no matter how hard I try, I can not pull the left arm out of it's current thumbs up position. It could have been a piece of debris from an explosion, or maybe the helmet was crushed by hand, possibly from a hunter."
    "Listen Doc this is running into my lunch break, can we just wrap this up and say that he died from a hunter?"
    "Fine, fine. there is just one last thing that confuses me."
    " *SIGH* and that is?"
    "The way the helmet is deformed is quite unusual... ( *pulls out chip from helmet* ) the video chip seems intact, maybe we could see what actually killed him."
    (*This video plays out*)
    "..."
    "..."
    "Get ahold of the administrator. NOW."
    "Yes madam! oh and uh... can I keep that?"
    "No you can not. NOW GO!"

    • @Morgetty
      @Morgetty 2 года назад +101

      The doctor when everyone’s gone: plas slap play plap

    • @alexrojas9390
      @alexrojas9390 2 года назад +86

      Dr casually puts chip in pocket

    • @TY-PO
      @TY-PO 2 года назад +70

      @@alexrojas9390 The ONI operator down the hall: Stop! You’ve violated the law!

    • @rhinomega2690
      @rhinomega2690 Год назад +47

      This madlad made a scenario out of text, around of applause for this guy.

    • @jeremycaswell
      @jeremycaswell Год назад +14

      @@TY-PO How do you pleade!

  • @rechargeable_bread2810
    @rechargeable_bread2810 3 года назад +2304

    We are one of the horniest generations of humankind lmao

    • @gcullen576
      @gcullen576 3 года назад +242

      We got locked up for over a year we gotta bust

    • @theseventhcolumn9827
      @theseventhcolumn9827 3 года назад +150

      nah it's just about the same every generation

    • @cameronnorton5898
      @cameronnorton5898 3 года назад +91

      *Laughs in Mongol Empire*

    • @snug-fibbage7441
      @snug-fibbage7441 3 года назад +43

      Are you forgetting baby boomers?

    • @NickAsNickName
      @NickAsNickName 3 года назад +44

      @@snug-fibbage7441 well technically the baby boomers' parents, right?

  • @raiddude973
    @raiddude973 3 года назад +265

    Damn, that's not just some buns thats the whole ass bakery.

  • @Hooy-Jaymay
    @Hooy-Jaymay Год назад +46

    What I really like about this animation compared to the rest is that it's not deliberately sexy, the actions and animations are swift and snappy, almost as if the facesitting was an on the fly decision mid takedown.
    Other animations similar to this don't hit as hard mainly because they were too focused on being arousing.

  • @nogamesnofame
    @nogamesnofame 3 года назад +537

    Knowing that she's likely to weigh half a ton in that armor, I'd say the dude is quite a Chad for surviving and giving a thumbs up.

    • @placeholder6343
      @placeholder6343 3 года назад +12

      He also weighs half a ton

    • @nogamesnofame
      @nogamesnofame 3 года назад +16

      @@placeholder6343, yeah but I'm unsure if either the neck or helmet of the suit can handle half a ton like that...

    • @Floridamangaming729
      @Floridamangaming729 3 года назад +19

      Sounds alot like your mom

    • @The-boss275
      @The-boss275 3 года назад +4

      Dont worry he has a helmet

    • @nana-rk8hi
      @nana-rk8hi 3 года назад +2

      @@nogamesnofame they can destroy a tank by punching it, so I think they'd make the the helmet with the same kind of strength.

  • @chaos0987654321
    @chaos0987654321 3 года назад +1909

    wow this animation is pretty good cant get much better than thi-
    0:19 THANK YOU

  • @thefourthhorsemanwithornam9314
    @thefourthhorsemanwithornam9314 3 года назад +751

    I’d gladly play test subject for this. Bro why tf did the halo 5 female models have absolute dump trucks

    • @juicedrinkingknight8207
      @juicedrinkingknight8207 3 года назад +177

      If you think halo five females were thicc, you have never seen Halo: Reach females

    • @Bloodrage20
      @Bloodrage20 3 года назад +69

      @@juicedrinkingknight8207 cough cough kat...

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy 3 года назад +72

      @@juicedrinkingknight8207 nah bro halo 5s female Spartans are thiccer. I put that on me.

    • @juicedrinkingknight8207
      @juicedrinkingknight8207 3 года назад +52

      @@flawless_Cowboy you're preaching to the converted. But halo five comes in second.

    • @aswd90
      @aswd90 3 года назад +41

      It's because of all that training Spartan have to go through, plus the augmentation.
      I bet you anything that if took the ass of a spartan, be them male or female, and put it on a normal soldier, they'd also be looking like dump trucks.

  • @aydennuula979
    @aydennuula979 2 года назад +5

    The Blue flashes a thumbs up at the end of the execution. Beautiful.

  • @EmperorMatticusII
    @EmperorMatticusII 3 года назад +460

    Halo Reach Announcer: *H U M I L I A T E D.*
    The boys: 😔 rip

    • @ARC-8846
      @ARC-8846 3 года назад +16

      Humiliation you say? I call it perfect! 😂

    • @EmperorMatticusII
      @EmperorMatticusII 3 года назад +3

      @@ARC-8846 GROSS

    • @ARC-8846
      @ARC-8846 3 года назад +6

      @@EmperorMatticusII IT WAS A JOKE!!!!!

    • @EmperorMatticusII
      @EmperorMatticusII 3 года назад +1

      @@ARC-8846 S I C K JOKE, WE NO JOKE LIKE THAT!

    • @ARC-8846
      @ARC-8846 3 года назад +2

      @@EmperorMatticusII bruh chill

  • @decodelifehacker3446
    @decodelifehacker3446 3 года назад +541

    Have you ever seen the scene where Master Chief is taking off his armor and the chest piece just thuds on the ground without bouncing yeah Spartan armor is heavy this could happen

    • @garyslayton8340
      @garyslayton8340 3 года назад +59

      In the comics it says that the full suit without the sparton Weighs like 2 tons and they had to entirely redesign the warthog to make it sparton usable

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

  • @thomashoward5450
    @thomashoward5450 3 года назад +1546

    Sarge would be horrified. Not because the Red isn't doing her job, mind you, but because the Blue died a happy man.
    Sarge: He's supposed to SUFFER, not go to cloud nine!

    • @swarz08
      @swarz08 3 года назад +114

      "You're not a Red, you're not a dirty Blue, you're Purple! Clear as day and night!"
      I'd imagine that's what Sarge would say.

    • @soleonshae8657
      @soleonshae8657 3 года назад +28

      So evidently cloud nine is heaven, I'll go that way

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +4

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @mikebearthegamer1365
      @mikebearthegamer1365 3 года назад +19

      I literally read that in sarge's voice

    • @epdistopmotion2542
      @epdistopmotion2542 3 года назад +2

      jajajaja

  • @y3llowtig3r29
    @y3llowtig3r29 2 года назад +8

    Truly a masterpiece from every angle

  • @villanousvic323
    @villanousvic323 3 года назад +170

    "Now I welcome death"
    Male Spartan

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

  • @kenuko7428
    @kenuko7428 3 года назад +188

    He's not dead he just passed out from pleasure

  • @MIIC4H
    @MIIC4H 3 года назад +216

    *Takes off helmet*
    Spartan: K I’m ready.

    • @jellythejellyfish7035
      @jellythejellyfish7035 3 года назад +4

      He would definitely die if he did that but, *GLORY GLORY WHAT A HELL OF A WAY TO DIE*

  • @Lens_The_Hamster
    @Lens_The_Hamster 9 месяцев назад +1

    *spiderman spot noises* *"you forgot halo chief. Im a black soldier now.. i can do it.."* "NO DONT DO IT" *my lawyer advised me.*

  • @DoodleBreadOfficial
    @DoodleBreadOfficial 3 года назад +433

    I Like How The Blue Spartan
    Does A Thumbs-Up As His
    Head Is Crushed By The
    THICC Red Spartan Cheeks

    • @10WTF011
      @10WTF011 3 года назад +5

      Nice catch!

    • @swanihilator6748
      @swanihilator6748 3 года назад +10

      Why Do You
      Type Like This

    • @DoodleBreadOfficial
      @DoodleBreadOfficial 3 года назад +5

      @@swanihilator6748
      Im Commenting From The Phone
      Or From The IPad At The Moment,
      Explanation To Why The Lines Are
      Very Short Everytime I Comment

    • @swanihilator6748
      @swanihilator6748 3 года назад +3

      @@DoodleBreadOfficial Mk then. Well why are you capatalizing the letter at the start of every word?

    • @DoodleBreadOfficial
      @DoodleBreadOfficial 3 года назад +3

      @@swanihilator6748
      It Just Feels Nice To Me
      _It's Like Making A Poster For_
      _A Company Or Corporation..._

  • @LAV-III
    @LAV-III 3 года назад +537

    Oh boy oh boy I sure do love being an insurrectionist I hope a spartan doesn’t come and awaken something within me

    • @usedcondom3125
      @usedcondom3125 3 года назад +28

      I’m gonna put this in a time capsule with a voice recording of really old me just screaming “THE ANCIENT TEXTS WHAT DO THEY MEAN”

    • @forgottendragonpriestartem3414
      @forgottendragonpriestartem3414 3 года назад +16

      Bout to confuse the fuck out of younger generations lol

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube 3 года назад +1

      @@usedcondom3125 Head-ass! Pretending to be a TIME Travel@r Extraordinaire! Spartans exist! Not clickbait. Master Chief called! *Chief arrives and smacks the shit outta you.*

    • @luciusives531
      @luciusives531 3 года назад +4

      @@IsraelCountryCube huh.. I'd prefer if it wasn't master chief.. but instead a different spartan.. a female one... and she does something different than smack the shit outta me..

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

  • @yesman5275
    @yesman5275 3 года назад +646

    During his 'death', his left hand does a thumbs up.

  • @DGret000
    @DGret000 22 дня назад +1

    That thumbs up he did just shows it’s worth it

  • @TheHuskyK9
    @TheHuskyK9 3 года назад +238

    The fact that canonically, Spartans are *dummy* heavy, this could be an actual death animation

  • @angrymonkey2479
    @angrymonkey2479 3 года назад +747

    To quote the Tomorrow War:
    “If I’m going out I’m going out my way.”

  • @goaway3238
    @goaway3238 3 года назад +181

    "I want to die with Honor!" -Elite "I want to die bathed in glory!" -300 Spartans "I want to die like this!" -The halo spartans

  • @officerjohns9554
    @officerjohns9554 2 года назад +2

    Red: Hows the view down there?
    Blue: Awesome. *Dies*

  • @goofy4488
    @goofy4488 3 года назад +461

    0:21Blue: Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got in this situation

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 года назад +29

      “Anyway, here’s a perfect logical reason of why I am here”

    • @theultimatereversecard524
      @theultimatereversecard524 3 года назад +19

      Well it all started in the summer of ‘87

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 года назад +8

      @@theultimatereversecard524 I was referencing Gravity Falls but this works

    • @Ihaveagasmask
      @Ihaveagasmask 3 года назад +8

      @@EmbeddedWithin you see it all started when my parents sent me to gravity falls origan

    • @EmbeddedWithin
      @EmbeddedWithin 3 года назад +7

      @@Ihaveagasmask “they said I needed some fresh air during the holidays”

  • @Demonetized-And-Depressed
    @Demonetized-And-Depressed 3 года назад +369

    “The internet knows no bounds”
    Sun Tzu - The Art Of War

    • @mathewdavidson307
      @mathewdavidson307 3 года назад +2

      I have this book

    • @unclekanethetiberiummain1994
      @unclekanethetiberiummain1994 3 года назад +2

      *The Art Of Vore

    • @sulky_demon4764
      @sulky_demon4764 3 года назад +2

      The internet back when Sun Tzu was on it was wild, you should've seen it!

    • @redstonemacanic2434
      @redstonemacanic2434 3 года назад +2

      If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that.

    • @miccool9ice363
      @miccool9ice363 3 года назад +1

      @@redstonemacanic2434
      And I bet he knows more about fighting than you do pal

  • @Hybred
    @Hybred 3 года назад +374

    My girlfriend did something like this to me before and about broke my nose so this could actually work, especially since a Spartans armor is much heavier than a person

    • @argo9721
      @argo9721 3 года назад +91

      Lucky...

    • @thoi637
      @thoi637 3 года назад +27

      you forgot about their helmet

    • @Hybred
      @Hybred 3 года назад +44

      @@thoi637 yeah but spartan armor weighs a ton, plus they'd be jumped on them so its possible either the helmet could get crushed or they could bang there head against the helmet hard

    • @ARC-8846
      @ARC-8846 3 года назад +15

      one word
      O O F !

    • @villanousvic323
      @villanousvic323 3 года назад +28

      *Was it worth it?* The squish I mean?

  • @bhinglaberinto7450
    @bhinglaberinto7450 Год назад +2

    Are we not gonna talk about the FRIGGING THUMBS UP FROM THE BLUE GUY?

  • @imhigh.933
    @imhigh.933 3 года назад +150

    I love how he did a thumbs up, and thought of him saying: “Thanks I needed that 👍”

  • @moved6596
    @moved6596 2 года назад +292

    A detail nobody seems to mention is how he does a thumbs up after the takedown, clearly, he seems to be happier then defeated

    • @ioveme._
      @ioveme._ Год назад +3

      Actually I think he’s doing a thumbs up to say he’s ok

    • @Zac8wess
      @Zac8wess 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@ioveme._nah he’s enjoying it

    • @Padre_des_los_penitentes
      @Padre_des_los_penitentes 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@ioveme._he's totally into that

  • @jonkbonk7107
    @jonkbonk7107 3 года назад +226

    "On the blood of our fathers, on the blood of our son's"
    "Please touch some grass"

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    •  3 года назад +1

      These nutz

  • @Priest_with_a_gun
    @Priest_with_a_gun Год назад +3

    No one:
    The guy: 👍

  • @Ninjakitty100
    @Ninjakitty100 3 года назад +281

    i feel like this is gonna pop up in everybody's recommended in a couple of years.

  • @tonydiggs9864
    @tonydiggs9864 3 года назад +255

    The dude is wearing a helmet, that’s gonna hurt your tailbone a shit ton. Butt that aside…

    • @WreckerR
      @WreckerR 3 года назад +4

      I see what you did there... Gotta give a thumbs-up for that...

    • @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either
      @Cant_think_of_a_handle_either 3 года назад +7

      @@WreckerR Lmao I got that too, I guess that joke wasn't really outta the blue

    • @pitzmike8338
      @pitzmike8338 3 года назад +1

      @@Cant_think_of_a_handle_either theres another one.

    • @spectralassassin6030
      @spectralassassin6030 3 года назад +1

      It'd be a red day if I didn't give this a like.

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 года назад +291

    That was actually really smooth animation and a stylish takedown! It seems realistic, but I think it might result in a fractured skull rather than death

    • @zodiac3844
      @zodiac3844 2 года назад +25

      Here’s your friendly reminder that Spartans weigh well over 1000 pounds when fully armored up

    • @sillyman2013
      @sillyman2013 2 года назад +5

      *major fracture detected whilst the spartan is traumatized*

    • @alexanderfoote9929
      @alexanderfoote9929 2 года назад +11

      @@sillyman2013 Bold of you to assume he's traumatized

    • @Certified_Dante
      @Certified_Dante 2 года назад +1

      @@zodiac3844 oh noooo im gonna die getting sat on how awful oh nooooo

    • @arichatman5542
      @arichatman5542 2 года назад

      The animation was extremely smooth

  • @Axew325Ryan
    @Axew325Ryan Год назад +1

    Note how the guy getting sat on gives a thumbs up right before he stops moving

  • @kyangratton1575
    @kyangratton1575 3 года назад +171

    “Did you get to see it?”
    “Yeah…”
    “At what cost?”
    “My life…”

    • @m3tr0id86
      @m3tr0id86 3 года назад +3

      But with no regrets

  • @0liver_Clothesoff
    @0liver_Clothesoff 3 года назад +159

    "Demon, you must show me how to do this attack."

  • @MasterJunior93
    @MasterJunior93 3 года назад +746

    Cute, sexy, and badass. Somehow this captures all three. My only gripe is there's no way a Spartan IV would be that thicc enough to pull off this finisher. However if we're talking Spartan II's, then yup, because they got the mass. God help whoever fights a Spartan II.

    • @IAsimov
      @IAsimov 3 года назад +120

      If it's Kelly doing this, God won't be able to help you.

    • @CoffeeSnep
      @CoffeeSnep 3 года назад +71

      Carter definitely knows about whether or not they've got the mass...

    • @chummykins2890
      @chummykins2890 3 года назад +33

      Okay lol but have you seen them spartan III from Reach????

    • @WTFisTingispingis
      @WTFisTingispingis 3 года назад +57

      @@IAsimov Kelly would probably be the best at it, she never skips leg day.

    • @pugy2000
      @pugy2000 3 года назад +23

      They could just be a spartan II wearing spartan IV armor like master chief and the rest of blue team

  • @WesleyTRVOfficial
    @WesleyTRVOfficial Год назад +1

    Notice that thumbs up at the end of the takedown.

  • @glockstr1285
    @glockstr1285 3 года назад +118

    This should be a 1 in 10,000 chance easter egg in the next Halo game.

  • @smokefairydust7229
    @smokefairydust7229 3 года назад +433

    Worst part is, this isn’t that bad of a takedown when your wearing that futuristic armor.

    • @Dysprosodic
      @Dysprosodic 2 года назад +7

      If you’re body is moved when in the armor you die, it is meant to be controlled by the mind

    • @algenproot..
      @algenproot.. 2 года назад

      you'd probably die from shock tbh

    • @wastelandlegocheem
      @wastelandlegocheem 2 года назад +8

      *laughs in spearhead helmet*

    • @pinkliongaming8769
      @pinkliongaming8769 2 года назад +2

      @@Dysprosodic If master chief is asleep and someone pushes him a little bit he instantly dies?

    • @Dysprosodic
      @Dysprosodic 2 года назад

      @@pinkliongaming8769 Maybe watch the video

  • @DONKFORTRESS6956
    @DONKFORTRESS6956 3 года назад +314

    They don't call it an "ASSASSination" for no reason

    • @bobberman4641
      @bobberman4641 3 года назад +4

      _stop_

    • @a_random_custodes
      @a_random_custodes 3 года назад +2

      @@thatoneguywhouploads got it

    • @moonlightnightkai
      @moonlightnightkai 3 года назад

      @@thatoneguywhouploads Izza comment section 😭

    • @cinnamoon423
      @cinnamoon423 2 года назад

      Fake news. There's two asses in assassination, but they're not getting flattened by two dump trucks. 0/10 Need more master cheeks

    • @Knightly7275
      @Knightly7275 2 года назад

      S T O P

  • @CALEB-kt8mn
    @CALEB-kt8mn Год назад +2

    Mommy can you- *dies happy*

  • @primalprophet9631
    @primalprophet9631 3 года назад +77

    I like how with his dying breath he still gives a thumbs up

  • @calebtaschoff3807
    @calebtaschoff3807 3 года назад +149

    at 0:21 there needs to be the Dark Souls "You died." screen.

    • @kampfpanzer709
      @kampfpanzer709 3 года назад +3

      I thought the exact same thing

    • @shockwave8417
      @shockwave8417 3 года назад

      Everyone who liked this (including me) thought the exact same thing.

    • @faunbossiestgerm2719
      @faunbossiestgerm2719 3 года назад +3

      *Skyrim theme* Hey you, your finally awake

    • @Just_Lanze
      @Just_Lanze 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DwgrmfbvbQg/видео.html

    • @Redcom501
      @Redcom501 3 года назад

      XD

  • @samu-nate5873
    @samu-nate5873 3 года назад +229

    Can we make this a mod in Halo reach? Definitely underrated.

  • @macrussell78
    @macrussell78 2 месяца назад

    Always a treat when this come back in my recommendations .

  • @ChaosAlatreon963
    @ChaosAlatreon963 3 года назад +51

    The funniest part about this is it would actually work, that armor is heavy as hell

  • @rockytherock6997
    @rockytherock6997 3 года назад +86

    "People show who they truly are during moments of death"

  • @CQC.1990
    @CQC.1990 3 года назад +80

    That thumbs up: I'd die again for this

  • @potato_pc-g2j
    @potato_pc-g2j Год назад +2

    The fact that she snapped his neck with her bottom was hilarious

  • @willemdaenemy
    @willemdaenemy 3 года назад +88

    This is what Spartan-IV's do off-duty.

  • @bobstaley3667
    @bobstaley3667 3 года назад +194

    Every frame of this short animation gives me neural adrenaline, but my top fav is 1st person view, and probs the pose

    • @ravenessr4464
      @ravenessr4464 3 года назад +5

      The first person execution :)

    • @zodiac3844
      @zodiac3844 2 года назад +1

      First person killing, or first person dying?

  • @epicdude3659
    @epicdude3659 3 года назад +84

    Buck and Veronica in the bedroom be like:

  • @doomwinterxglitchgamer
    @doomwinterxglitchgamer 2 года назад +3

    0:10 he gave a thumbs up lol

  • @kaosspartan2963
    @kaosspartan2963 3 года назад +66

    Considering how thise suits are supposdd to be like... one ton of dense metal that can often resist breaking from super heated plasna strikes... his head would of popped like a grape. Thank high charity for those helmets.

  • @jacksonreichle4777
    @jacksonreichle4777 3 года назад +55

    I was hoping it would cut to "So you're finally awake."

  • @spencerchappell6341
    @spencerchappell6341 3 года назад +50

    Red: *takes blue Spartan down*
    Blue: "Worth it."

  • @ShopperKungTVplay
    @ShopperKungTVplay 3 месяца назад

    i keep coming back to watch this
    i can't stop thinking about it