@@NearlyNothing According to recent research, Fortnitioses is a dust and it goes through the air from machines that have Fortnite installed. If inhaled, it will go to the lungs, from there into the blood and eventually get to the neurological system where it finally takes effect three days after inhalation. The first effects of the disease are: Memory loss of most things that aren't Fortnite related Education gives immense seizures Will find any excuse to play Fortnite instead May die of starvation or insomnia as Fortnite is neurologically coded to be first in the priority list There is a mental barrier forcing you to stay in your room You will not be aware that anything is wrong There is no vaccine or cure yet so you may just have to stay away from any device with Fortnite installed.
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the ending though 💀
omg thanks for all the likes
Literally the best part LOL
@@HewMoran He needed it
Agreed he should be punished
You made the world a better place😂
*pew*🔫
Bro sent him back to the lobby 💀
THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING COMMENT EVER
An send him back to greasy Grove
so true lol
@@envitaly SPEAKING FACTS BRO
True
Bro took "expect the unexpected" to a whole nother level 💀
Underrated comment
I can hear that guy voice 💀 "expect, ThE unexpecteeeeeeeeddd"
Bot
Joe Biden is actually a skin in Fortnite
"Unexpect the expected."
“How much Vbucks is he” had me dying bruh
Nah fr tho
Lol haha 😂❤
Roblox is Better
Not Fortnite
Hahaha 😂😂😂😂
@@johna_371literally WHO ASKED?
-12 trillion VBUCKS
Joe Biden in Fortnite CoNfIRmEd
Every 30 seconds he walks in a random direction and drops ice cream
@@goldenolive5523 like tha jumping llama?😱
@@goldenolive5523 dam 💀😂
New icon skin
Imagine epic games puts Joe Biden the sleepy man as a skin
bro didn't wanna pay child insurance 💀
i mean it is expensive 💀
That shit too pricy fr 🥶
That is his cousin you dumbass
true
That’s his cousin 💀
Bro found the perfect antidote💀
@jacobrussell-nn7owlol true
@Jacob Russell That and taking a shower for once
Once he touches grass he gonna have a memory wipe and respawn
@Jacob Russell What if the gun shot grass and when he shot it at the kid he hissed lol
Im the 666 liker 💀
*gets shot*
Kid: BRO REVIVE ME!!!!
That dad did a good thing because FORTNITE SUCKS AND MINECRAFT BETTER😂
@@minecraftcreeper1799 I’m pretty sure it’s not a dad and it’s a cousin it says it in the video
This should be the top comment
@@minecraftcreeper1799not the dad and go cry about I prefer Minecraft but don’t go hate on Fortnite 🤡 if you do at least make a valid point
Don’t! HE’S NOT WORTH IT!
bro took "never let them ur next move" to a whole another level 💀
Nice likes
You finally killed the abomination but your left with a darkness in your heart
Find a path you will follow
Detective
Comedian
D
Ceo
Know left the chat
Nah he took it 10 levels higher
you missed the word know
Bro made him a spectator at the end 💀
Iiit😢 hb straw knnlnnnu'
Bros honna need a revive after that one
grab the reboot card
@@marianolucshe didn’t grab his reboot 😢
Underrated 💀😂
a wise man once said "your problems are too difficult, so you shoot them and walk away"
💪🏿🗿
An AMERICAN wise man
🗿absolute chad
- An American student
Shoot all your problems away
-a 100% wide person
How does bro not know who the 46th president, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr, is? 😮
💀
Cause he sucks
“Who am I from?”
Little cousin: *F O R T N I T E*
"Who am i from" lol
Bro you're so right
@@TechixyiWell you’re probably from your mom. 💀
*show a picture of my mom*
"Who I she from?"
*F O R T N I T E*
*shoots*
Pulls out bazuka💀
Bro took "Never let them know your next move" to a whole new level 💀
Bro it's actually sad that a bot took ur comment and got more likes
Stolen smh
Well, he’s literally the same thing he thinks everything is Fortnite to
@@ClerkOrKetchupIntern I don't care about likes tbh
@@WahveFN I didn't see the other comment that wrote that as well, I wrote my comment before I saw it
"How many Vbucks is he?"
Famous last words..
Biden is 1,200, dark Branden variant is 2,000
ur not funny, nor this video
@@bruh5791omg Osaka
@@bruh5791ohhhhhhhh I think you got him 🙄
@@bruh5791womp womp
bro needs a reality check 💀
We all said it, " GO TOUCH GRASS YOU DAMN KIDS!"
They don't know what that is
I know what that is and I play fortnite
Canadian's: 👁️👄👁️
69th like
I Didn't Cause I Am A Kid
Bro sent him straight to the title screen 💀💀💀
nah💀
Fr 💀
fr
straight to the lobby
"Fortnite"
“Who is that??” “How many vbucks is he?” 😂😂💀💀💀
263 no comments lemme fix that!
389 likes but only 1 like let me fix that as well
439 likes and 2 comments I’ll fix that
@@I-get Thanks!
@@愛星乃182thanks!
Bro didn't hesitate 😂
Bro really pulled the “problem solver” 😂
problem revolver
@@ryanlewis797 problem resolver
Naw it’s child repellent
Bro doesn't need the therapist, he needs the doctor 🗿
A doctor cant help, bring an exorcist
@@yook5006bring a therapist for the doctor and the exorcist
Docter?
Nah bru
Call in the hitman for this one
Rookie numbers, call an army of serial killers
No he need both
“I know what to do!” Proceeds to shoot the boy.💀
no really, i had no idea he did that in the video i just watched!!!!
Wow
Woah! I love explaining everything that happens in the video!
@@voidvoidvoi ong
@@voidvoidvoime too.
“Pistols only do 24 damage silly.”
Underrated Comment😂
"i know what to do"
*literally shoots him* 💀
brodi he has overshield he popped the fortnite slurp juice
Good choice
Wow thank you I had no idea that happened
Glad we watched the same video
Best choise
Bro’s cousin is the average Michigan citizen that never touched grass ever
💀
Why u got to diss me like that, but i gotta agree, not even our football team has touched grass
why Michigan lol
Su tart sad stories 😢😢😢
@@BradenBlorp Ohio memes are getting unfunny
“Modern problems require modern solutions”
No one likes Joe Biden
Frfr
Underrated
more like american problems cause amercian solutions
Underrated comment
“buying significant historical figures with virtual currency ep 46”
bro took "bad ending" to a whole new level 💀💀💀
Nahhh my man that's a "satisfying ending" 👀
Nah that's a good ending
1. It’s a good ending
2. It has to be done
3. Of course he has and adidas hoodie and is a Fortnite kid.
That the good ending
You misspelled "good ending"
that is the best possible ending like literally THE BEST ENDING
69 likes and no reply lemme fix that
@@Randomdude02985 likes and 1 reply I can fix that
I FUCKING AGREE, I NEED MORE.
Ya fr tho
🤣🤣🤣
“How many bucks is he” got me💀
Bro was colourblind 💀
Vbucks*
@@Smurf_Cat89864 Who asked ?
@@LumBaxx for you to talk
@@Smurf_Cat89864 Go back to youtube kids you 10 years old mf
Gets shot
Little Cousin:Can you revive me brooo
Never let them know your next move on another level 💀💀
True
Bro came up with a perfect solution in no time.💀
UR GOD DAMN RIGHT
Man why we screaming?
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND!!!!!!!!
Why
I just wanna sleep bro
Based ending, give this man an award.
The way he jumps every time he says Fortnite 😂
Bro really just said, “GET OUT OF MY GAME KID!” And “Back to the lobby!”
Yes
LMAO
he didn’t die bc it was a hand cannon and u have to do 200 dmg
LLLLIIIIMMMMBBBBOOOOO
Bro really said “Never let them know your next move”💀
@Im Dead I kinda like tomato more than Cucumbers
@@Skullzy111I kinda like tomato more than cucumbers
Aiiii
300th like
@Itz-seven nobody asked?
Bro pulled out the desert eagle💀💀
Your next
@@Flow-x8l wait what
@@Flow-x8lno you are. Pfp and name says it all
Its not from fortinite its from free fire right?
@@bloomyisnice890yes it's from free fire
Protect this boy at all costs
Bro really sent him back to the gulag 💀
"What season was that" -the cousin
lmao
What did you say are you playing call of duty
@@HarlisYT yessir it's a reference
Gulag from Fortnite
This is genuinely the funniest reel i’ve ever seen for a youtube short ☠️
Bro mixing up Ig and Yt 💀
@@MynameisS_A reel is known to be a short video so it’s technically the same thing 🤷♂️ there ain’t no mixin’ up here
The ending was unexpected, but satisfying.
What's happening to RUclips? If I only see someone with 100m subs and no vids, I'll get even crazier
“How many V-bucks is he?” 💀💀💀💀
he is none
Probably the most humane way of dealing with kids these days
Forknife kids to be precise.
Lol
Im not sure if its serious or not anyway its funny 😂
As a gen--z kid i actaully agree. Poeple seem to get dumber by every generation🤦
Back in my day, kids would play outside and read books all day.
If you can’t fix ‘em,eradicate them
Depends on the situation. Like spaying your dog, which is often referred to as “fixing”.
he isn’t wrong abt the third one 😌
Man really said “one option only”💀
69 Likes 💀💀
@@Spluxxy *100
@@Amanthegoat *120*
@@renplayzytroblox *150
@@Apoenzyme 151*
“Never let them know your next move”💀💀💀
Edit:WOW 200 likes in 9 hours
What, 300 likes in a hour💀
Oh I didn’t even look at that
@@Ginix122 ok
"How many vbucks is he" bruhh 💀
Edit:wth did the like came from ☠️
I want stalin in the shop next season
w skin
2
5 V-Bucks But he dissapears for either ice cream or he forgets where he is and dissapears But you can buy ice cream to make him stay longer
Your telling me that the old man is not from fortnite😲
The ending hit me hard😂😂😂😂
The only good solution is to put him down 😔
Dang bro, looks like your little cousin has the case of the Fortnitioses 😔
Yeah
This Fortnitioses pandemic is getting too far, everyone under the age of 15 is getting infected 😔
@@jarcg I’ve managed to not be infected yet but I’m scared I may, what do I do?
@@NearlyNothing According to recent research, Fortnitioses is a dust and it goes through the air from machines that have Fortnite installed. If inhaled, it will go to the lungs, from there into the blood and eventually get to the neurological system where it finally takes effect three days after inhalation.
The first effects of the disease are:
Memory loss of most things that aren't Fortnite related
Education gives immense seizures
Will find any excuse to play Fortnite instead
May die of starvation or insomnia as Fortnite is neurologically coded to be first in the priority list
There is a mental barrier forcing you to stay in your room
You will not be aware that anything is wrong
There is no vaccine or cure yet so you may just have to stay away from any device with Fortnite installed.
@@jarcg I’ve had Fortnite deleted for half a yr now, am I safe?
Who else knows someone like this?
It’s me😂
Me my younger cousin as well
When gohan was added he thought fortnite made dragon ball
My sister
Does he seriously think that? If so, I'm sad for him
My friends
No bro be Tripping The last fortnight skin he thought it was real😅
“How many vbucks is he?” 😂
The cost is “uhhh I forgot why am I in this game”
2023 economy status is his value😂
The cost is 1 million vbucks
1,200 part of the crippled america package
Should of put obama
"bro took child abuse to a hole new level"☠️☠️
Spel bro
@@phoenixmolina3209Spell bro
@@phoenixmolina3209bro
Lmao 💀
“Pizza left the chat.”
“Grammarly has joined the chat.”
Bro ended that situation the American way🤠
fr
Yep im glad we live at a time where we have freedom
Texas way😂
@@BW.Mallowbro is stuck in the Ohio era
@@BW.Mallow bro cant let go of ohio
Bro got killed with the hand cannon💀💀💀💀💀
Casually proceeds to exterminate him.
💀💀💀
"Exterminate" help💀
What the hell boy you just shut your cousin😭
This is my most liked comment yet tysm guys (and other genders).
Never gonna give you up
@@military1325 niceee
“Wait why is he still alive”
Little cousin: you didn’t hit me for 200 yet💀
Lol
Why is that so less like is so funny
Yeah you're right. I don't know why it has so little likes
Bro had shield on💀
Lmao
That… was a tried and true way of dealing with children 10/10
That’s how I handle babysitting
They brought shriek back all the OG’s rise
“I know what to do!”
*fucking kills him*
Finally a comment that's a bit better
He thinks his teammate is gonna get his reboot card while in heaven
its because he got shot like from fortnite
No man no problem
watch the language
My bro wasn't gonna pick up his reboot card 💀💀💀
bro chose violence
fr
That ending had me blacked out gasping for air bruh like damm chill 😭💀😳
Fr 😂😂 ☠️
💀 love your videos hew
The kid needed a therapist 😂
I don’t think he need it after the ending 💀
I think he needs a funeral
Naaah
You better reboot him after that 💀
"WHERES THE REBOOT CARD"
LOL
Bro picked the correct choice💀😂
Yes
Yes
He DEFINITELY knew what to do.
“I know what to do” proceeds to unalive his cousin
@BLRailfan5075 that joke was unnecessary as hell 🤦♂️
we watched it too
Well he did say that he knew what to do
@@Moe_0stfu we don’t care
@BLRailfan5075 really bro😐😐
“Never let them know ur next move”
…level 10 edit: R THESE MY LIKES TYSM
😂😂😂😂
I do not understand
🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂😂khoh
@@woltretcz9782 same
“Is that gun from Fortnite?”
😂
It’s from nerfnite
@@lucas_duppno its from the USA
Last words
@@Sonicfan890 is USA from fornite? how much vbucks to buy USA
The ending though ☠️
Bro got a -200 in the face....💀
?
200 damage headshot@@PeterDoherty2001
Bro passed american test💀💀
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Most American way of dealing with "fartnite" kids
Fartnite 💀💀💀
Fart-nite 💀
Bro send him back to the lobby 💀💀💀
“how many vbucks is he?” 💀💀💀
Edit: 500 likes? thank y’all ❤️
100000000000000000000000000000
A small loan of 1 grand
Bru
Not even worth 1 vbuck
@@sharlenyjaquez851no man
Bro found the best solution
He was born from a character
“How much V-Bucks Is He?” That got me dying 💀
wow well done for repeating the video I just watched!
The end though 😂
my little cousin: wrong
NPC: correct
Shush it Shlawg
unfunny
Not funny lil kid
Awsome dude that’s funny
@@XoticKxgyou shut up little kid
Bro really gonna spectate him and yell at him telling him to get his reboot card💀
Bro I had a account with that pfp
Nah nah nah he's actully all the way across the map
@@daron7927 but he has the ray gun
@@Xraven_0bro talking about cod😂
@@goIden.freddy what you mean the ray gun is well was in Fortnite
"Who is that?" "How much Vbucks is he?" Yeah he deserved it.
Oh I know what to do “boom”
He wasn’t lying. Master Chief and rick and morty are in Fortnite.
But are they *from* Fortnite
@@DaveThePotat0 not originally
I think bro was a quiet kid in his childhood 💀💀
Rip Hew's cousin
Before watching this, I thought that Chun li was from Fortnite.
Bro just said “ i know what to do! “, then the shot is heard across the neighborhood💀💀
Bro sent him to an American school 💀
LMAKOOOOOO
lmao
Bruh. School shootings are mainly only in southern US states.
WELLLL DAMN SON 😂
nah wtf is that content on your channel lol
Dang bro got factory resetted 😂
Bro shot a Gun at him. Little cousin: 💀💀💀. Me: 🔫😎
“I know what to do”-proceeds to shoot a npc named Norman.
Now You have to put his reboot card☠️💸
NO *shoots so you dont get the reboot card*
@@upgraded_titan_camera_mandamm you are everywhere :)🎉
There no reboot card in Solo
Well atleast when you burry him he'll tuch grass💀
LMAO 😂😂😂 this is so underrated
He touches dirt and wood
*dirt*
jelly ew
@@basedneutral1173average kid hating on some drama that ended years ago
I got this as an ad💀
Joe Biden had me dying
"How many Vbucks is he?" Thats what got me xD