Whale Sneezes On A Woman
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- Опубликовано: 12 сен 2024
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Wow not one of them said bless you to the whale
Second like lul
Pinned
Gz
Lol she salty cause she has a face full of whale boogers 😂😂
This made my Hour
1:02
"So, what does this truck drive on?"
"It sure does."
"So how many terrains do you want this to be capable of driving over?"
"Yes"
r/InclusiveOr
Aquila11 it’s called the sherp for people that don’t know
This thing be looking like a cyber truck
It’s a rune zahba from gta 5
"This is how lethal a deadly virus is compared to other deadly viruses."
[Calming piano music]
I was like "That's not too bad"
Then a huge spike.
The Chinese government could have contained it, but they spent the first month persecuting everyone who talked about containing the virus.
_Sweep it under the rug._
The Ebola one didn’t seem right
Just Look at the %next to the deaths
Its 2%!!!
Ebola has 60% lethality
This Graph makes It Look far more serious than It is
If you put the flu in the Same Graph that Thing would shoot Up the Rankings playing dont stop me now
itsnotaboutme shut up
I wonder if the rabbit is really the Energizer bunny running from the police for being charged with battery.
Ouch!!! lol
Hahaha
Damn
Wow, what an original joke
Rubix Cube nobody cares, it was funny, people acting like they copyrighted their comment or some shit
That rabbit part should be in a video called “test your eyesight” type of videos lol
Ture but it my be a hare
gerry gutierrez : True, almost certainly is a (Snowshoe ?) Hare...
@@Slow_Hand_Luke Yes, it definitely looks like a snowshoe hare! Go, bunny, go! 😂🐇👍
You talking about me?
That rabbit is an absolute mad man
That rabbit plays all his games on difficulty level: impossible
Its probably a TAS
Yupes Creeper its a joke
If horheristo was an animal
For More come to ROBINMAN channel 😉
SnapIntoASlimJimYeah and he still finish’s in a few seconds
"Hey can you just fly through those bubbles"
"Okay"
British_Boi where’s the joke
@@eatspaggeet9878 wow u don't get it
@@eatspaggeet9878 its ok, if you dont understand. Nazis dont have a sense of humour.
Actually the room was dark and the bubbles weren't visible for the birds. They were lit up once it was already too late for them to stop, otherwise they wouldn't fly through them. In the full video you can see the birds spazzing out when they turned the lights on too early.
@@Kairox2003 so, I know this is a joke and all, but I have to say this.
The swastika that's on his name is actually the Hindu swastika.
Nazi's swastika is a bit... Ummm... Sideways? I think.
0:20 Are you sure it's not just thousands of other rabbits falling?
No
@@Polarbear748 it's a joke silly
This is not reddit
@joshendo gaming k
@D4NK BOI who the heck cares
*The virus is becoming a highly dangerous threat*
“That’s the end of this video and I will see you very soon, later!”
Shows cute German Shepard puppy
This graph is misleading as fuck. It shows how contageous coronavirus not how deadly or how dangerous it is. It have only 2% fatality rate so far compared to 60% fatality rate for Ebola virus for example.
@@steirqwe7956 Yup, unfortunately the news outlets need something to talk about, so they blow it way out of proportion.
Years ago it would've just been called a cold. Take vitamin C. Why did we need to get such powerful technology that we can see what each cold is? LOL. It just induces needless fear.
@@steirqwe7956 2% fatality rate for hospital patients maybe but pretty sure it's more globally (unless we're speaking of a specific country for example Iran's fatality rate for covid-19 is far more greater for some reason)
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@@AJman14 Don't get me wrong 2% is still pretty high and certanly nothing to sneeze at just not a reason to panic either.
Me: Omg that dude is sick for escaping the avalanche! He could have died!
Camera: *R* *A* *B* *B* *I* *T*
im glad they spotted the rabbit though! Such a beautiful creature.
April Fendy yes
April Fendy i like to kill rabbits
The person above me is right.
The person that made this comment is actually sick
Whale: *sneezes at humans*
Humans: aww
Coronavirus: *has entered the chat*
@Pokemon master It cant kill babies there have been no reportes cases of 0-9 year old deaths
Pokemon master - so, why did it kill Dr. Li Wenliang? He was neither old nor immunocompromised.
@@sweetcanada17 because he was killed by Chinese authorities for going against them!
@@callingbell-ix5se Exactly,I can bet u scientists made that disease to reduce Chinas population.And u can bet ones that disease hits few people in America,then they'll have the cure.
@@justinfrancis4621 the coronavirus is not a biotech weapon to reduce population
Whale : *sneeze*
Humans : *love it*
Coronavirus : We will see bout that
you know sneezing is not a symptom of the infection right?
@@shirosora9240 but couldn't sneezing spread it? (Random question, just curious)
Oof
@@Teropha Technically yes if the virus moves through germs
@@mduis9532 thanks
“This is how dangerous the coronavirus is compared to other more notable recent outbreaks”
Elevator music plays...
Markiss Laurence nah bruh elevator music is way worse than that
Plot it against the standard strain of influenza.
Bruh all dem Chinese people be like “we might as well commit suicide”
I'm beginning to se a pattern that I'm not sure if i like it
Its weak compared to the others tho so we vibe
Human : I'm into extreme sport
Rabbit : hold my feet
Ian Christopher hold my carrot*
Carrot*
Feat*
90% Of People Didn’t Know There Is A “Pop Sound” At The Start Of Every Video.
I never heard that sound until you said it lol
I knew-
How did I not hear that sound until you said so-
Except for one! But I forgot the title...
:O you are right!
2:22 everybody gangsta until the reflection pulls him in
How
@@robingaming5037
bruh
I mean how
@@robingaming5037 just a meme bro
@@rustyraider8589 but I dont get it
1:53 Imagine doing this in Dark Ages and everyone starts thinking that you are doing some witchcraft.
To noose i hang
To stake I burn
It's actually dangerous and realeases toxic gases, so don't do it
To lake I drown
to guillotine my head
Shows coronavirus: death
Background music: v I b e s
Edit: Thanks for 1.9k🤣
Carlos C. sub me I will 1v1 u
@@icycold101 how about NO
@@icycold101 🤢
@@TetaGama 💀😂
We're all gonna die💀
Rabbit: “ain’t nothin gonna break my stride nobody gonna slow me down”
I haven't heard that song in generations now
Oh no I've got ri keep on movin~~
@@grimreaper74godangelofdeat5 i'm runnin and i won't touch ground
David A oh no I’ve got to keep on moving
@@deadlydingus1138 your on the road and now you pray it last
That rabbit was like: let me show this amateur how it's done.
When the corona virus death count goes down and you remember the zombie apocalypse theory
👁👄👁
Whats the theory?
@@irvinp688 there'll be a zombie apocalypse
Just a guess
Thought that one out weeks ago ..... I recalled the zombie acting lessons in Sean of the dead ! 👍 so I will blend in LOL 😂
*shaun*
@@loveisthekeythatwillsetyou4648 SHAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!
0:30
*sees 1% of a mountain barreling down
Rabbit: ah damn it's wednesday already?
That rabbit must have got a mid-day booty call.
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
And that snowboarder thought that he was the star of the show.
He can't beat my kind
Brahhhh
LOL hahahaha
_The Lake one was Definitely the most Satisfying_
GAGAGAGAGAGAGA I just saw something very UNPRETTY! I looked in the mirror! GAGAGAGA!!! But I am the supreme RUclipsr of this generation so it is all wonderful! Thanks for listening, dear sub
@@AxxLAfriku stop youre gonna give people strokes
AxxL what. The. Fu-
@@AxxLAfriku Ok bro, literally like no one cares if you're popular or what in here
@@AxxLAfriku dude I just saw some of your comments and I have to say nobody really cares if you're famous
“Here’s how dangerous the Coronavirus is:”
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“Here’s a cute German Shepherd puppy:”
(:
:D
:D
D:
:D
;D
"Oh yay Daily Dose of Internet!"
Terrifying Corona Virus graph....
I dont think he should be talking about the corona virus, especially when he says "This is how dangeorus the corona virus is compared to other notable diseases in the past".
It's by the "officials" number, the real numbers are 10 times of that.
And that is exactly why people should take more than just a few seconds to look at such graphs. In this case, the graph didn't show the dangerousness of COVID-19.
The video is cut before it ends, then you will see the flu being much more worst than coronavirus.
:/
2:05
Me: *reading my latin homework upside down*
The demon that I summoned:
Aureus Miniatures this comment is underrated
W h o o p s
Lmao
i was like "oh good! its not that common!"
and then seconds later it spikes up
DuckInColor i’m lazy so i have of the picture buuttt...
Ear you cereal brother
Åbjørn Marquard what?????
Eat your cereal
Eat your cereal
DuckInColor eat your cereal
The rabbit be like: *_Lemme show you real snowboarding son_*
@T Wilson XD
When you realize that none of them even said "bless you" to the whale.
Thats why i hate hoomans
Just Some Guy without a Mustache, I saw you three minutes ago in another just-uploaded vid wow lol, also congrats on getting pinned
Sad whale noises
He cri
Just Some Guy without a Mustache again....
“this is how deadly the corona virus is”
*chill lofi music plays*
anxiety decreased by 10 points.
Answer was: Not very. Coronavirus just infects a ton of people, but has an extremely low mortality rate. I'd have been much more scared of Ebola's 67.5% mortality. x.x
@@Syenthros Why? You'd have to be damn stupid to still be worried about Ebola in 2020. High infection rate X low death rate = high death count.
@@creeperhunterD That's only because the outbreak happened in a country where people hardly ever travel ...
If Ebola had started in Europe , USA or China (when people still traveled) this would be like the black plague..
Please stop with your insults to people that aren't stupid.. It makes you look like you are..
Edit: I'm sorry... After looking at your channel , I realized that your only a child...
So go to bed and let the adults talk for a while..... Come back with a response in 10years or so kid.. smh
@@creeperhunterD I am more afraid of Ebola by virtue of it having more chance of killing me if I ever contracted it. Corona can't do jack shit to me.
"This is the definition of an all terrain vehicle."
literally destroys terrain
I don't think you understand what an all-terrain vehicle is.
@@D.H.1082 I don't think you understand what a joke is.
@@NGCHunter2 I don't think you understand I dont know what to say to make a good chain ;-;
@@nilsber. I don't think you understand how I get the feeling 😔
dragonblood I also don’t know what to say to continue this chain
1:53
Teacher : What did you do in your science fair?
Kid : *_I opened a portal to hell_*
Me tho......
*Breaks*
...
My country sell those thing cheap but in a tiny pack
Alif Haryadi dang i want that
"hope you learned something new"
yeh we're all gonna die
Eventually
Even though the spread is super fast and thousands of people are infected the mortality rate of the Corona virus is only at about 2%, calm down.
Not everyone. Btw, many people die before they're even born. Look at stats.
@@michellebobinac4558 Besides, more than 80% of these ~2% are people older than 60. Moreover, more than 80% of these ~0.4% left are older than 40. Furthermore, more than 80% of these ~0.08% left had severe diseases or bad predispositions that indirectly caused their death.
Assuming that nearly everyone on this channel is younger than 40 (and healthy), chances of you dying due to Coronavirus are probably less than 0.01%.
Lol
Woman: *Exists*
Whale: It’s corona time
Sneezing has nothing to do with corona...
@@chewbacca6893 Are you dumb or something.
@@chewbacca6893 IQ 0
How many people can say,
"I've eaten whale snot."
I can, too salty but still good
Relowh he has just experienced what we haven’t 😤😔
Does dolphin snot count?
well, I have eaten whale meat, and its pretty good actually
@@commentsandlikes9509 that sucks for the whales though, whale hunting an all
"this is how dangerous the corona virus is compared to other recent outbreaks"
what? its not even that dangero-
*coronavirus starts flying upward*
oh.
At least the death rate is low
that is misleading, the clip only shows half of the information. go watch the full video
Good Enough I don’t know man. 2.5% death rate is NOTHING to mess with. Imagine this. You wake up tomorrow with a flu and you’re told “hey you got a 2.5% chance of dying when it’s all said and done.”
@@DavidRSAT there are other factors such as age hospital healthcare etc, if you live in the first world and is under 50 your very much FINE (
Well time to wear 6 layers of mask and go in a inflatable bubble and just roll around
2:31 Find yourself a man who looks at you like this man looks at his reflection
Lmaoooo
never clickbaited his entire life.. respect infinity
Not true....
IKRR!!!
@@thisguyhd6591? Y
Actually, yes he has...
Lightning volcano
Obama picture..
Hello everyone, this is YOUR Daily Dose Of Internet!
John cena is like can't see it either.
-MiA - TAP ON MY PHOTO just report botted you. Have fun getting banned! :)
Good it
The clip cut before the epic dance scene, where the MC music was playing lll
Lol
"hey that truck looks like it can do some off-road stuff"
"Yeah I just took it out to *DESTROY* the Antarctica ice just yesterday, ig it does go off-road"
The adverts selling it would still have small print saying "Not for off-road use, may void warranty" during the video of it being used in the Antarctic.
When Mom said you can pull the car up, but she forgot the trailer was hooked up and you did it anyway.
Me: Whale sneezed on woman.... Interesting.
Documentaries: 👌😮
Woman gets corona
@@thomasburger6479 was bout to day
Thomas Burger that’s what I thought
Cringe
0:57 my friend in GTA tried to flex that he owned this and I just laughed at him for wasting his money.
yeah its called a sherp
I thought no one was going to bring this up so glad you brought how much a waste of money that car is in gta up
Is this on the game?
@@jajajajja3481 Yes...
Nobody:
Rabbit: “Parkour!”
he just saw legolas in the hobbit ^^
Hardcore parkour!
@@ethanmendoza9631 Dammit you beat me to it. GG, good sir or madam.
Me using my last brain cell to see the rabbit in the snow
1:28 So that's how they got the visual for the Interstellar wormhole...
What if the first galaxies formed because a giant 12-dimensional owl flew through our universe!?
Archanfel I believe god made it all but could u imagine if an owl did 😂
@@JM-bu7nq Do you believe in ghosts too?
ths manas sou no why
ths manas sou I believe that people go to heaven or hell
1:20 so you’re telling me, owls make little tornadoes wherever they fly...
They made their own face
Those are two blackholes...
@@tvvelvegauge12
probably they are portal to demons summoned at
1:53
those are called vortices they are basically air spinning around in a circle and you cant see air so they used soap bubble to show it its not a blackhole or anything else just so you know
@@Rocky-69 “it’s not a black hole” WOW YOU DON’T SAY?
The channel’s name is “DAILY dose of internet”, but I still need more
I'm gunna go ahead and say you are about 10
Cabage Monster what is a cannel
Hourly dose of internet
He literally just reloads other ppls content with commentary.
Cannal what country are you in Id like to go to a Cannal called Daily dose of internet
Coronavirus: Becomes an pandemic
Daily dose of internet: We vibin
Dont doubt your vibe
Yep
Stop stealing my comment
Wtf when did it become a pandemic
The comment below me is gay
That Rabbit heard “Deja vu” while doing that
I've been to space befoore
See your body into the moonlight
Even if I try to cancel
All the pictures into my eyes
Don't you see my condition?
The fiction is gonna run it again
Can't you see now illusions?
Right into your mind
Deja vu
I've just been in this place before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my time to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me uoooh!
Deja vu
I've just been in this time before
Higher on the street
And I know it's my place to go
Calling you and the search is mystery
Standing on my feet
It's so hard when I try to be me yeah!
See the future into the present
See my past lives in the distance
Try to guess now what's going on
And the band begin's to play..
Deja vu.....
@@emberhydra bruh
Keep Out
Wut?
Ember Hydra ooooh someone knows how to copy and paste
The Rabbit is like surfer waiting for that perfect swell , took his chance and nailed it
Avalanche: *exist
Rabbit: “no i dont think I will”
What??
Im Just John ????
Pistachio ! How do you not get it
Vexcility Breez3 how do you not get it
If anyone doesn't get the reference, Endgame, all I'm ganna say on that
Cant believe people don't get the reference...
Her: He’s probably thinking about other girls.
Him: I wonder what will happen if an owl flies through a soap bubble.
Please don't edit this comment, I like to imagine an owl flying through a soup bubble. If there is such a thing.
BrainlessPasta Bru XD
BrainlessPasta lol rip
@@brainlesspasta22 there is in this video
Kubaluk I put soup in stead of soap
All Terrain Vehicle
"can it drive on thin ice?"
"well, yes and no."
tyhat shit brazyyy i need one
@@murdersme its russian, just a reminder
Grambee it looks like it’s from gta
Its a Zhaba
RG_Finessed yh and no one else noticed
Did anybody else just have this on their reccomending then watched and kept on watching it over and over again....AND I LOVE..how he doesn't clickbait
title: "Pharaoh's Serpent"
Actual experiment: *demon spawn fresh from hell*
The name fits it perfectly actually
Eh, looks like something I bought at my local fireworks store.
That music in that part reminds me of Shane’s conspiracy videos
it's actually enderman's poop
@@galledglados6167 it's not square enough.
Whale : **sneeze**
Whalovirus-20 : i’m on my way
That is funny!👏👏👏😂
Hahahaah
Drone: **flies towards the crocodile**
Crocodile: *"Oh, you're approaching me?"*
Drone : ”I can’t film the shit out of you without getting closer"
I can't photograph the shit out of you without getting closer
Crocodile: "oh ho! The come as close as you like!"
Wow everyone took a part of it
No one doing that anime meme thing?
the camera guy should get an Oscar for keeping track of that rabbit
Birds can make black holes by going threw soap bubbles so if there’s ever a soap bubble infestation we’re all doomed-
A black hole is not the right term to use. If they were black holes Earth would have been destroyd already.
Through*
Joni H You must be so fun at parties
You might mean through*
Joni H wow I’d love to invite you to my parties
That “all terrain vehicle” looks like cybertrucks older cousin
Wanna go bowling ?
Or in gta v, the "Zhaba"
•KT7rocks Jr• I was thinking that lol
More like cybertrucks weird uncle
@@user-gt6pd4qk4v true gold 😂😂
Rabbit: "why do I hear boss music in the background?"
Avalanche: *so you have chosen death*
Rabbit: *UNO REVERSE CARD*
Rabbit: No u
@Thomas Stevenson lll Rabbit: Well yes, but actually no.
avalanche."why do i hear boss music"
rabbit: so you have chosen death
T
Guys I just want to really get things straight. DO NOT BE WORRIED ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS. For most healthy people it is no worse than the common cold or flu like symptoms and besides a few rare situations all of the people who have died were elderly or had predetermined conditions. But just remember, wash your hands, don’t touch your face, and just practice overall good hygiene.
better safe than sorry, fear keeps us alive.
True, however many of us have old or otherwise vulnerable relatives who would have a high chance of death if they got the disease. It's very understandable and not that unreasonable that people would worry.
I'd rather be paranoid and safe then deal with that shit. Everyone always says "lol don't worry about it it's just a cold" but the moment it fucking hits close to home they freak out.
@@projectCL0UD Fear makes you dead or unhealthy. It enacts the stress hormone in the body which can cause your immune system to shut down which leaves you open to catch anything, cause heart failure, strokes, high blood pressure, diabetes, adrenal fatigue, mental illness and the list goes on. The fight or flight response fear is meant to last only a very short time (to get you out of harms way) in a prolonged state it kills you.
Alert but not anxious !!!
0:33
When she says she’s home alone but she’s on the other side of Antarctica
KamiKosse LMFAO I CANT BREATE SEND HELP TO MEES EJNDHD(DHHEHEUENEJEJEJWISJHE(WHHWJW
Funny
Dog: "You may spank it....once!"
Dog: "I SAID ONCE"
Her:''Babe come over"
Me: "I can't, there's an avalanche in the way"
Her:"But, my parents aren't home"
Me: 0:27
Opp-
Old overrated meme.
boring
Underrated comment XD
@@weirdmovies1113 More like overrated
Snowboarder: Yo look out for the avalanche bro
Hare: lol watch this m8
2:31 Why doesn't the guy play a few games of rock paper scissors with himself??!!
Yoav Milikow Imagine him Losing that game
@@blankcanvas1917 lol!
Imagine if he won tho
He lives under a Rock so, he doesn't know what Paper and Scissors are.
😂
When the coronavirus statistics animation started I was like "Eh that ain't so bad!"
little did I know...
It looks bad because of the high transmission rate. It literally has the lowest death rate on the graph
Watch the whole video in the link. Cutting the video off short like that is a bit misleading.
Yeah that's just how contagious it it is. It's nothing to be petrified of, but be a little cautious and wash your hands a lot
We’re talking about a 2.3% fatality rate people... highly infectious but not lethal to most.
@@sorry2104 also the video DDOI showed was misleading because it cut off right before the swine flu really starts to take off. The swine flu was even more contagious. (Altough it had a lower fetality rate of only 0.5%)
Corona guy : *Sneeze on him*
Whale : I Got your back
I get it I got your back 😂
That”pharaohs serpent” is just a magic snake
"completely flat lake"
As opposed to all those tilted lakes you see everywhere...
~ lakes have waves..natural or by other vehicles
@@NannupTiger You did not just correct a joke.
@GamersOnVideos i think it's a joke
Yeah. The Norwegians have yet failed to find sloped water to be able to use their water skis.
Lol yeah waves but still funny comment. I loved tubing on lakes like that
Everyone: Oh no, coronavirus
Me: *aerodynamics of an owl*
Hmm interesting
Random =/= funny
@@kuiki8654 =/= ≠ ≠
You should be worried though the situation is not getting better it's getting worse everyday
@@ketsu9670 like it... though, to be fair, you understood, I understood, and possibly 'kuiki' felt it unnecessary to search for a specific symbol to appease you, when their initial point was conveyed using, said, incorrect combination of characters...
0:58 As an owner of one of these, I would not recommend them
And by owner, I mean I have one in my GTA V garage.
In real life it would be worth it
It’s slow af
Spider Jerusalem ikr
wasnt very christ like
I used it for the diamond casino heist and me and my friend ditched them for an Albany Washington. Which was 3 times as fast lol
1:58 When the Snake Charmer start to play demon music on flute.
Snake:
**Whale sneezes on human**
*Coronavirus:* "Allow me to introduce myself."
Perfect
😂😂😂😂
thats how humans got corona virus
@@ivoreesoul read that again, but slowly
Well I saw this joke so many times it isn't even funny anymore!
Corona virus: Oh see? Everyone's just overreacting.
*2 seconds later*
oh
*oh..*
*no...*
oh no..
Oh..
Haha I got melanin.
Daily dose: " definitionall of a all terrain vehicle"
Star Wars: Hold my AT-AT.
AT-AT: -falls-
lol
@Daniel Aharon so you would subscribe to them ofc lmao
"This thing is the very definition of an all terrain vehicle." Had me dying lol
“Ran over the top of the avalanche and escaped”
Concusses it self on first jump
Dumb rabbit was perfectly safe and ran into the avalanche
DDOI: "a perfectly flat lake to ride on"
*flat-earthers have entered the chat*
3:01 Coronavirus: ight imma head up
snowboarder:
rabbit: *OH NO*
*ANYWAYS*
2:08
Yup, it looks like something from another world, and they even have a very foreign language
Indeed it seems impossible to understand, and also, are you by any chance related to "just a potato"?
@@niqsy6116 nope, dont even know who Just A Potato is :\
It’s almost impossible to understand...
Niqsy Arcadia The reaction is started by igniting a small amount of Igniting mercury(II) thiocyanate. That’s the 2Hg(SCN)2.
Everything on the other side of the arrow are the products of the reaction as it burns:
carbon nitride, C3N4
Mercury (II) Sulfide, 2HgS
And carbon disulfide, CS2
This used to be sold and used as a firework until we fully understood how dangerous it was- since the reactant, the resulting ash, residue, and the fumes it puts off are all *extremely* toxic to humans. Now it’s only really ever used as a chemical demonstration under a lot of safety precautions and a controlled environment. When I say toxic I mean just about everything about the pharoh’s snake is lethally hazardous. You can’t breathe in the vapors from this thing, you can’t touch it without protections, and these mercury products are near impossible to get rid of if you don’t know what you’re doing.
@@MsScarletwings aww man, it does not sell anymore?
thats suck i really wanna do some body disolving
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@@knightreal r/ihavereddit
@@riptidev10 actually, you r/ihavereddit.
@@knightreal BTW we're you r/uselessnobody-ing me or the commenter??
Is it just me, or does the owl’s aerodynamic pattern look like a black hole.
That's what you call the golden ratio
Owls create black hole, confirmed.
God is a bird?
@4G Justine - It's the planes that are trying to emulate mother nature!
Tbh it reminded me of the eyes of an owl. Very representative.
I teach online and I end my classes with your videos everyday. It makes them stay until the end LOL. Thanks for these videos.
1:29 you’re obviously covering up the fact that those are dual black holes, and the bird is death
lul
0:58
Every kid who plays gta online: HEY LOOK ITS THE ZHABA!!
So are u a kid?
some guy said are u a kid
@@TheAndyjiang666 yes i am.
Well.. kinda? Is 16 still a kid for you tho?
@@a_v___3444 yep, it is
3:08
Come on God, stop using hacks in plague inc, it’s not fair.
Bruh don't even need them hes on easy mode...
I did use cheat playing Plague on mobile phone to unlock more diseases faster 🤣🤣
0:21 rare footage of me when the pizza delivery gets here
Whale: has corona virus
sneezes on woman
Woman: *HAHAHAHAHAHA*
bruh
not funny didnt laugh
Funny, didnt laugh
I find it funny hahaha
Guess ill die ahahaha
Random fact: 56 percent of internet users have googled themselves.
There you are again lol
I don’t exist on google. I’ve checked many times.
Me
@@emmy2146 f
@@emmy2146 but you literally have a RUclips account that means you have information of yourself somewhere like your Gmail account
1:55 that’s me when my mom tells me the guest left.
Shiro Kuruse 😂 nice
3:12 Me when i got water stuck inside my ear
Underrated
The guy above me has a very weird name and profile pic
DDOI: A boarder has found a _perfectly_ flat lake to ride on
Flat Eathers: *HOL UP*
Actually, anyone wakeboarding or waterskiing would call that water "glass" not flat. At least that's what I learned waterskiing.
Flat earthers: *It'S fReE rEaL eStAtE*
@@Scorpio_Moonshine Same with flying in smooth air
@@Scorpio_Moonshine You are a man of culture aswell :D
"So what does this truck drive on?"
*Yes*
1:21 Don’t lie to me I know damn well that’s a cosmic bird traveling through space and time creating black holes
When you realize that *Common Flu* is more deadly than coronavirus:
**shocked pikachu face**
Anti Acid YT10 When you realize the ones that don't take it seriously are the first to die
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When you realize the Coronavirus is literally the common flu, just a new strain 🙄
Exactly it’s literally the common flu except more contagious
@@aidancole8889 Flu kills at 0.01% rate. Corona virus over 3%. Tell me again how the common flu is more dangerous?
King Kai did I say it was more dangerous? No I didn’t