Capitano: "So, the plan is I will trap Mavuika with my rizz then marry her and have lots of children." Tsaritsa: "That's a good way to get the gnosis without violence." Capitano: "Gnosis?"
Tsaritsa: So you didn't get her Gnosis? Capitano: Yes, but I've got something else. Tsaritsa: What is it? Capitano: Her heart. Tsaritsa: You lil' piece of shi--
Mavuika: ah yes my almighty flame flirting technique i have not used since the Archon war (I know she was not alive during the war i just can't remember what they called her time when she was born)
Capitano: I came here for your gnosis, pyro archon Mauvika: *looks at capitano* you're gonna get my gnosis? Capitano: No, what gnosis? I actually came here to propose
Mavuika and Capitano sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in a baby carriage! I SHIP THEM SO MUCH. I really appreciate the song you used in thia video. It is exactly from the original. 😂
The real reason Capitano was holding his heart after that battle.
YES 😆🖤
and falling on one knee to propose agsfhgafs
@@lunarcanumwhy are y'all acting like Wattpad readers.... Honestly same-
Lmaoo that makes it 10x funnier now that I think about it🤣
Lmao
Cyro Archon: Capitano, I order you to find the gnosis, not a wife.
dam captian you use too much power
Bro killed 2 birds with one stone.
Capitano: both! Both are good!
😭😭
Tsaritsa to Capitano: I am your wife
Mavuika: I can fix him
not the taylor swift reference 😭
I don't think capitano needs to be fixed...I think they're gonna end up on same side in natlan or at least leave on respecting terms
@@Roseoaxillaris nah he is alrd perfect
he just needs Mavuika
@@Shoukinoya840that’s not a Taylor swift reference, it’s a pretty common phrase lol
Looks like my friend got competition
Cryo Archon: “So, you got the gnosis?”
Capitano: “About that…”
Capitano: I got a wife😌
Capitano: but don't worry, she give me these Gnosis too
I gave u the fake one 😇@@IniKyuune_69
Kinich: "Still need this?"
Finish him-
No it's like "finish him"
Which way we talking?
@@ffudjh3meme718💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂
Il Capitano: And it was at that moment, I committed treason, cause she fine as hell.
I’m wheezing rn😂
More like hot as hell lmao
She is the hell
This is actual canon fr
@@doragonzxno
Tsaritsa: Has the captain sent us a progress report yet?
Fatui: Sort of...?
Tsaritsa: ?.... A wedding invitation?
This is some kind of story that'll happen is some romcom manga lmfao
INVITE ME TOO
NOOOOO SHE WAS SUPPOSED TO MARRY ME
+Rizz
😂😂😂😂
0:18 I can feel his awkwardness while crawling away from the romantic scene.
Capitano was completely defeated by Mavuika's rizz power 😎
...the coincidence of her heart melted out lmao
Until they make firefly behind those mask
Lore accurate capitano:🗿
"Never gets rizzed,only rizzes even without doing anything"
@@No-cc1fqlesbians 🥰
I would be too have you SEEN her?
She melted me instead
Me too 😅
She’s too gorgeous ☺️
Allow me to melt you more 🫠
*Plays Nightglow*
@@noinam24 Archon rizz 😎
same
The lack of facial expressions because of his masks just makes this even funnier. 😅
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
the dislike is from tsaritsa seeing her employee not doing his job 😂
Lmao 😂
Would be hysterical if Tsaritsa's ideal is indeed love. All's fair in love and war, after all.
"Every hard-hearted man will be melted by one amazing woman."
By me
Nah bro, this is from Sun Tzu - The Art of War 😆
And the fanfics write themselves!
why quote yourself if it's you who's writing them?
I came back here because mavuitano is basically canon now
Enemies to lovers moment
Making team to fight a common enemy 🚫 people think they love each other ✅
No wonder hes trying to save natlan
@@joseki2451why not
@@joseki2451Del amor a el odio solo existe un paso
Fan Made dimension: Capitano says, "It was love at first sight".
Game: Capitano says, "It was love at first fight".
Aaayyyyyyy😏😏👌👌
Aaah if we were 500 years younger we whould have a legendary fight
Mavuika is gonna be great in "Melt" team comps
Make sure to include capitano
I get it Capitano, I get it.
Capitano better be on his knee and propose to Mavuika at the end of the Natlan story, i don't care
Yessss I vote for that.
That would be greatt
Два мертвеца... Один уже должен был умереть давно, но жив из-за проклятия. А вторая должна умереть воимя Натлана
I don’t ship a lot of straight ships but THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR IM FOR
Yesss sirr
Yes, Mavuika the Rizzler.
''Every age gives maidens like you but I simped for all of them''
Based reference.
THEYRE SO CUTE I SHIPP
They’re so enemies/rivals to lovers coded
@@Animeniacs_ IKR
+1
Ewww abusive ship lover
Me too!!❤😂
0:35 bro faints and it’s hilarious 😂
Bro got hurt with love at the same spot where he got burned in the fight cutscene
Heartburn.
When the Himeko x Captain is so strong that other universes are affected
It would be especially funny if everything that transpired was just in his mind and the scene went to Mavuika straight up glaring him instead.
The imagination: This meme
The reality: Dodging pyro missiles
LMAO THE SHOUJO FILTER
Now animate them in a wedding, having kids, and living happily
Yeaaaaaaaaah booooy
The Rizz is real.. even the strongest human couldn't stand it
Imagine other harbingers get to know that their captain died from a heart attack before decaying from abyssal powers
Considering Capitano's origins, his fellow countryman Pierro will... surely have an interesting choice of words during the eulogy.
@@burnedpotatoes720 yeah , like he'd say - " to all my fellow harbingers your dear captian simped too hard that he can't get hard anymore"
Mavuika about to turn the Nation of war into the Nation of rizz🤯
Well, they do say 'love is a battlefield'.
Nah "Love is War"
Capitano: Excuse me, ma'am? Can I have the gnosis?
Mavuika: How about me instead?
Capitano: well look's like is a win win solution
Bro predicted the future
Capitano: Alright where's the gnos-
Mavuika: hallo handsome~
Capitano: *faints*
Electro Fatui: MAN DOWN
Ameno Fatui: HE NEEDS SOME MILK!
@@bennythemonk Mavuika: Don't worry, I am the milk
@@gnuhgnauqneyugn 💀
@@bennythemonk why did It translate to stupid😭
Makes huge sense now after 5.1
Looks like the Tsaritsa ain’t gonna be getting that pyro gnosis ever 😫
tsaritsa is goddes of love
she can rizz capitano
Its a good thing that Zhongli doesn't have order to Capitano...
Jp VA joke?
@@rihalseptian7103def
Lol
LMAO this is a JP dub reference xD
Cryo Archon: Okay, Why Capitano haven't done it yet?
Fatui: Uhh... *passing the wedding invitation*
Cryo Archon: ... A wedding invitation...?
Don't worry guys, Capitano's just asking for Mavuika's assistance in repopulating Khaenri'ah 😌😌
Realest
LMAO THE WAY HE CLUTCHED HIS HEART & PASSED OUT
Capitano : And thats how i met your mother
Dialogue between the Tsaritsa and Il Captaino:
- Have you captured her heart?
- I couldn't
- Why?
- ~Because she captured my~🥴
A small explanation: in the ru localization, gnosis was translated as "heart of God"
And the vision is like the "eye of God"
the way capitano collapses at the lyric "six feet under" 😭
Capitano: "So, the plan is I will trap Mavuika with my rizz then marry her and have lots of children."
Tsaritsa: "That's a good way to get the gnosis without violence."
Capitano: "Gnosis?"
aw hell nah she even rizzed me up 👽
we all are capitano at this point...
Tsaritsa: So you didn't get her Gnosis?
Capitano: Yes, but I've got something else.
Tsaritsa: What is it?
Capitano: Her heart.
Tsaritsa: You lil' piece of shi--
Funny of all, in russian localisation, the gnosis translated as "Сердце бога", which literally means "Heart of God"
@@antarezz So, Capitano really got the Gnosis in the end
@@antarezz Japanese also translates the same thing, "Heart of God" too
@@kinsumandal2467 Yes, a far better pyro gnosis
@@antarezzthat's so cool
The way Kinich lifts the sword after he faints 😂
is that he wanted the capitano to stay away from his mother
Mavuika truly a Himeko expy
able to melt the captain with just her gaze
Let's pray she doesn't share a similar fate...
@@Efraim_E._Ramos_T. fr
every male in 100 km radius felt that
Mavuika, The War Rizz
Rizz of war sounds better
@@stephenmedianero7729 ahh yeah right lol
0:18
Kinich: Uhhhh why are you guys slow motion?
Natlan the country of the Rizz
0:19 Kinich: Ya imma just...🧍♂️🚶♂️🏃♂️
capitano : sorry tsaritsa, my mission now is finding wife not gnosis anymore
Not even Capitano could resist the charm, neither could most of us 😩
Send this video to Fatui HQ ASAP!
Currently letting the comrades know I fw this
I love Mavuika's smile and just like Capitano I faint 😊
Mavuika, the God of Pyro: ❌
Mavuika, the God of Rizz: ✅
An order from Cryo Queen was to Collect all the Gnosis, yet he found Wife instead...
After this they married and adopted Columbina.
Everyone's happy.
Except Zhongli because Mavuika's VA is his VA's wife so it makes Geo Daddy CUC-
You watch NT* too much bro
Dude
prowler zhongli
HELL NAH! CUCK KINK DETECTED!!!
Mavuika: ah yes my almighty flame flirting technique i have not used since the Archon war (I know she was not alive during the war i just can't remember what they called her time when she was born)
Dang my heart doctor doctor
Dottore: "yes what can I do? Rip it apart?"
@@gojihead3195 those where some divine gaze i am dying
@@gojihead3195yes will do
Vanguard 1: Are you alright, da- I mean, Captain/Capitano!?
my heart: ❄-->❤🔥
so dangerous
So that's how capitano's heart burned by mavuika's rizz😂😂😂
Mauvika really chose rizzing people up then war 😭
Suddenly I’m a tall girl with red hair and black sunglasses named Mavuika (yes I’m a simp for tano)
How do I stop watching this masterpiece??? 🥰🥰🥰
and after this peace was made between the Archons and the fatui.
0:25 I wouldn't blame Capitano... She is too gorgeous in here.
Kinich: Should I finish him off?
Mavuika: I'll do that in private.
Mavuika used his biggest fear as a mighty warrior:
Women
Capitano: And that's how i met with your mother
Capitano: I came here for your gnosis, pyro archon
Mauvika: *looks at capitano* you're gonna get my gnosis?
Capitano: No, what gnosis? I actually came here to propose
**Zhongli is rapidly approaching**
"Ho ho,natet ta kudu kal?"
After 5.1, this becomes canon 😂😂😂
this came true in another way bruj
Capitano: Give me your number
Mavuike: You mean my Gnosis?
Capitano: NOP
Childe: Yo captain, when can we duel!?-
Childe after seeing Capitano nosebleed through his helmet: ...you got beat, cap?
In that fight in the cutscene one if them might've been blushing when they realized that they could keep up with each other.
Capitano: "I..I swear I am the strongest man in teyvat!.. u..Ugh!!"
The future is black all hope is lost
Why?
Literally🔥Capitano came for the gnosis but fell for mommy Mavuika😂
Natlan the Nation of -War- *Rizz*
Other fatui harbinger be like: What the hell was that Mr. 1st of the 11th fatui harbinger?
この動画の次の自動再生が公式ストーリームービー「赤焔と凛氷の戦い」なの笑うw
I think I speak for everyone when I say Capitano isnt the only one who melted
Himeko x Captain Hyperion all over again
Went from Capitano v Mavuika to Captain x Himeko real quick.
I mean , can't really blame him for that ... Even the coldest of ice will melt with that smile
Capitano fall in love with Mavuika
Well, can you blame Capitano? Mavuika is drop dead GORGEOUS!
Fuck, Her Rizz is EX level of dangerous. 😂😂😂😂
Rizz level: Ω(absolutely inf)
Mavuika and Capitano sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in a baby carriage!
I SHIP THEM SO MUCH. I really appreciate the song you used in thia video. It is exactly from the original. 😂
My favorite Natlan ship so far!
Though the only other one I have/like is Mualani-Kinich (Mulch), so that’s not saying much. But y’all get the point.
mulch 😭
Could have been called it Kinilani instead. Of the two, why Mulch LOL
@@joerionis5902
A: when the two were announced I didn’t think of that
B: Mulch sounded funny to me, and I’ve had to spread a lot of Mulch.
I'm sry don't know for sure from mualani and kinich till confirm (only in game)
Poor Capitano... on the one hand, Mavuika on the other Xilonen... eh, the man will melt... (and the Traveler will carry gnosis in Snezhnaya!) 😅🥺
Im in love with both of them
Mavuika’s smile is my Roman Empire
at this point she could melt me aswell
In a Alternate Reality:
That smile, oh god i wasnt a fan. But now i am dammit