Star And Stripes Forever (Earrape)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 окт 2024
  • If communism ever succeeds I'm just going to say, "Well, that wasn't real communism"

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  • @Jake-qc3mj
    @Jake-qc3mj 6 лет назад +702

    When the Japanese kid roasts you so you roast him with your m2 flame thrower

    • @tank_brokowski210
      @tank_brokowski210 6 лет назад +18

      Underrated comment

    • @Pro-ut2rq
      @Pro-ut2rq 5 лет назад +26

      just like the old days

    • @Jake-qc3mj
      @Jake-qc3mj 5 лет назад +18

      @@Pro-ut2rq lmao always ready for round two with the weebs.

    • @threestrikesmarxman9095
      @threestrikesmarxman9095 5 лет назад +4

      What about the Little Boy?

    • @Jake-qc3mj
      @Jake-qc3mj 5 лет назад +12

      @@threestrikesmarxman9095 that's for the after party

  • @rainineiszeaux
    @rainineiszeaux 7 лет назад +645

    "USSR has left the game"

    • @ursosexmachina
      @ursosexmachina 7 лет назад +9

      One sec

    • @BigDictator5335
      @BigDictator5335 6 лет назад +21

      That's where you're wrong kiddo

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 лет назад +8

      Joseph Stalin Top 10 anime plot twists

    • @richmond3090
      @richmond3090 6 лет назад +7

      Joseph Stalin
      Ignore me....
      Just watching you both fight in cold war...

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 6 лет назад +1

      Feliszoux we are still here

  • @chefsebastien4770
    @chefsebastien4770 6 лет назад +365

    This makes me want to throw british tea into the Boston harbor

    • @snowinthesummertimed9269
      @snowinthesummertimed9269 4 года назад +5

      Chef Sébastien I started doing that as soon as I heard this lovely music

    • @thebiggestofchungi3538
      @thebiggestofchungi3538 4 года назад +5

      This makes me want to throw the British into Boston harbor

    • @whattawhaddaya6561
      @whattawhaddaya6561 4 года назад

      This make me want to shoot 5 Yanks in Boston

    • @Belks1453
      @Belks1453 3 года назад

      FOOKIN TRY ET AN OI'LL SHANK YO MATE

    • @YF-23_Enjoyer
      @YF-23_Enjoyer 3 года назад

      @@whattawhaddaya6561 wants me to go over to the isle and burn towns

  • @blueberryboi9426
    @blueberryboi9426 6 лет назад +405

    Live audio recording of the firebombing of Tokyo, 1945 (recovered 1996)

  • @taylor_h796
    @taylor_h796 5 лет назад +247

    When you've accidentally typed 'color' instead of 'colour'.

  • @ungabunga7879
    @ungabunga7879 6 лет назад +164

    When your country accidently admits you have oil

  • @lieutenantsupascoop2126
    @lieutenantsupascoop2126 4 года назад +179

    When you realise your parents '' I birthed you '' argument is basically taxation without representation

  • @slightlyistorical1776
    @slightlyistorical1776 6 лет назад +256

    0:10 When the FBI agent who watches you through your computer is a strong American and catches you playing Doki Doki

    • @Mr_Random416
      @Mr_Random416 6 лет назад +15

      Dark Soul Deity The nation guard be knocking down your door.

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 лет назад +8

      Dark Soul Deity He shows up at your house and throws your shit out the window, then he slams a nice American made desk and computer in front of you loaded with Battlefield games and L.A. Noire.

    • @redemptionfilms4750
      @redemptionfilms4750 5 лет назад +1

      The whole US military officers, DHS agents and FBI agents will kick your door and start shooting everything at your house if you watch Doki Doki.

    • @JamarfromAfar
      @JamarfromAfar 4 года назад

      Sayori deserved it

    • @kirb_erus
      @kirb_erus 4 года назад +1

      @@JamarfromAfar I gently open the door...

  • @deadsirens7719
    @deadsirens7719 7 лет назад +204

    When you find oil

  • @wantaspritecranberry7940
    @wantaspritecranberry7940 2 года назад +117

    I just love how the captions are just
    *freedom intensifies*

    • @potato1627
      @potato1627 2 года назад +10

      USS Missouri will be happy

  • @kaiserlink7644
    @kaiserlink7644 3 года назад +194

    It’s not a war crime, sir. It’s denying the enemy potential recruits.

  • @interstellus1943
    @interstellus1943 5 лет назад +42

    0:09 || *When you call Fish and Chips "Fish and Fries"*

  • @antonignacio3094
    @antonignacio3094 6 лет назад +62

    When an M8 Greyhound disables a Tiger

  • @sheevster3115
    @sheevster3115 6 лет назад +295

    When America carries the Allies.

    • @Da_King_o_yamom
      @Da_King_o_yamom 6 лет назад +5

      Nice try Palpy boi, we all know who really won the war...

    • @sheevster3115
      @sheevster3115 6 лет назад +19

      Attikissmybutt CEnA I meant in HOI 4 but ok.

    • @FriedCarp
      @FriedCarp 6 лет назад +25

      Wait but doesn’t America carry its allys in every war

    • @Da_King_o_yamom
      @Da_King_o_yamom 6 лет назад +2

      MrCarp historically, until after WW2, *no*

    • @humorme6132
      @humorme6132 6 лет назад +13

      Attikissmybutt CEnA I'd hold my breath if I were you, the World Wars is about to become a trilogy

  • @paperseagull4297
    @paperseagull4297 6 лет назад +259

    When you hear about a country that isn't a democracy.

    • @FoxyAlice93
      @FoxyAlice93 5 лет назад +8

      *Electoral Collage has joined the game

    • @whdstudios2441
      @whdstudios2441 5 лет назад +1

      @Aaron S. Sure when America's been a Democracy since Day 1 of it's Independence.

    • @MichaelMiller-uo9uj
      @MichaelMiller-uo9uj 5 лет назад +11

      *cough cough* Constitutional Republic *cough cough*

    • @whdstudios2441
      @whdstudios2441 5 лет назад +15

      @@MichaelMiller-uo9uj No, America is a Republic. Just because you see 'Constitutional Republic' on Wikipedia doesn't mean anything, It just means that it's a Republic within it's own Constitution. Republics is described to be a state in which supreme power is held by the people and their elected representatives, and which has an elected or nominated President rather than a Monarch. America was ALMOST a Monarchy considering the fact people actually wanted George Washington to be King and replace King George III, America's Former King. But insisted a presidential Republic since Washington had no inheritance and a Royal Family requires that for an order to succeed with trust (And not go down under like the Russian Imperial Romanov family.) Instead of America relying on a Constitutional Monarchy like it's mother country the United Kingdom, It relies on a Constitutional Republic with rather a President and a First Family with a Democratic-installed Government. And has been focusing on Democracy since the early times of the Modern American Presidency which would date all the way back to Abraham Lincoln as he is the First Real Life Republican President photographed and has a photo of first-ever Real Life photograph of Today's Modern White House.

    • @NachoTaco112
      @NachoTaco112 2 года назад

      @@whdstudios2441 republic*

  • @Idontuploadhereanymore
    @Idontuploadhereanymore 6 лет назад +75

    The last things the Soviets heard before the Soviet Union collapsed

    • @kleveronefourthreetwo
      @kleveronefourthreetwo 2 года назад

      Technically it was their national anthem.

    • @thefrance7961
      @thefrance7961 2 года назад

      ОФициально подтверждаю

    • @DR_TNT
      @DR_TNT Год назад +1

      @@kleveronefourthreetwowell duh

  • @trafalgarfives
    @trafalgarfives 6 лет назад +56

    There are no brakes on the freedom train.

    • @skyshark1397
      @skyshark1397 5 месяцев назад +1

      i want to get off uncle sam’s wild ride.

  • @giosebastianscaglione1815
    @giosebastianscaglione1815 6 лет назад +88

    When you get 950 burgers from McDonalds and an immigrant judges you and you say “ I have my rights “

    • @arilead
      @arilead 3 года назад +4

      “I’m a one man cheeseburger apocalypse.”

  • @zenithdtur7305
    @zenithdtur7305 3 года назад +37

    when your navy is world's second largest air force to your air force

  • @doch.8039
    @doch.8039 6 лет назад +91

    When your WT team is all m4 Shermans

    • @winchesterchua3311
      @winchesterchua3311 2 года назад +2

      More like all M1 Abrams.

    • @danii8168
      @danii8168 2 года назад +1

      When all your teammates are playing m1s and merkavas against Turms-t T-72

  • @hansmartinsteinslandstense9296
    @hansmartinsteinslandstense9296 6 лет назад +64

    *US_A joined the game*

  • @krenesh2420
    @krenesh2420 6 лет назад +84

    When you see anything resembling a hammer

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 лет назад +19

      Adine The only Hammer I know it is the one that I use to pound the flagpole into the ground before putting the US Flag on it

  • @thegadsdenguru4368
    @thegadsdenguru4368 5 лет назад +37

    when Europe enacts Article 13 and you're an American.

  • @willwalters6928
    @willwalters6928 6 лет назад +74

    tfw your ears get destroyed by freedom

  • @Patsharpie2004
    @Patsharpie2004 4 года назад +78

    When you want to keep a domino from falling, play this.

  • @cousinanatoli1254
    @cousinanatoli1254 5 лет назад +28

    "Looks like somebody's bout to get liberated"

  • @xavierpie8035
    @xavierpie8035 5 лет назад +28

    *COLLAPSE OF THE SOVIET UNION INTENSIFIES*

  • @apex1s294
    @apex1s294 4 года назад +64

    This song ended my zoom chat. Thank you for this level of democracy. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @JackClockerinos
    @JackClockerinos 4 года назад +62

    No particular reason why I'm here, I just really like my country

  • @FriedCarp
    @FriedCarp 6 лет назад +45

    Patriotism to the MAX

  • @lorenzosgarza
    @lorenzosgarza 6 лет назад +59

    Democracy intensifies

  • @acewarrior1790
    @acewarrior1790 6 лет назад +139

    Which communist disliked this

    • @yaboipalps8616
      @yaboipalps8616 6 лет назад +2

      AceWarrior not me blyat

    • @redemptionfilms4750
      @redemptionfilms4750 5 лет назад +2

      Stalin and Vladdy are mad at this video

    • @spade3779
      @spade3779 4 года назад +8

      Eh, they probably starved to death by now anyway.

    • @friendlywobbly9903
      @friendlywobbly9903 4 года назад +2

      Im Anarchist and I fucking love this

    • @whattawhaddaya6561
      @whattawhaddaya6561 4 года назад

      I dislike it you wanna know why?,it’s because we Brits want to be under the guise of our Queen Elizabeth,God save the Queen.

  • @seymourbutz8715
    @seymourbutz8715 5 лет назад +25

    *Japan bombs Pearl Harbor*
    USA: That's does it! I'm laying the smackdown.

  • @brianverbanickjr.5551
    @brianverbanickjr.5551 5 лет назад +20

    when someone attacks a US ship
    0:09 *USA: WE COMMING NOW*

  • @icantthinkofaname6794
    @icantthinkofaname6794 6 лет назад +23

    i'm sorry i can't hear you over my freedom

  • @durdlelord658
    @durdlelord658 5 лет назад +27

    "The british knew. They knew they were defeated the moment they saw George Washington coming toward them riding the great white shark with arms and legs of freedom, whilst holding the ak-47 of liberty. They saw America's independence."

    • @snowinthesummertimed9269
      @snowinthesummertimed9269 4 года назад

      Bone Juice underrated comment XD

    • @charleyhibschweiler4555
      @charleyhibschweiler4555 4 года назад +6

      He was riding a bald eagle while holding AR-15s

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 года назад

      @BifeWheater okay. you'd be fun at parties lol

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 года назад

      @BifeWheater You'd be real fun at parties...

    • @durdlelord658
      @durdlelord658 4 года назад

      @BifeWheater its not an insult... but okay. why don't you sit down and think of a better way to defend such a fragile ego against some guy you don't know on a youtube comment section?

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 6 лет назад +41

    0:00 toilet
    0:10 oil

  • @wootawoota65
    @wootawoota65 4 года назад +8

    Truman: Washington
    Hirohito: I don't get it
    Truman: Exactly

  • @mendigodelikes9893
    @mendigodelikes9893 5 лет назад +19

    "you and what army ?"
    0:09 THE U.S ARMY

    • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
      @KiwiDaCat-p9b 2 месяца назад +1

      Villain: You and what army?
      US General: The US Army!
      Villain: Mother f-

  • @Jomamajoey
    @Jomamajoey 3 года назад +44

    God bless John Phillips Sousa.

  • @johnsikora3126
    @johnsikora3126 6 лет назад +52

    Star and Stripes Forever but better

  • @Mitchy-qw8no
    @Mitchy-qw8no 4 года назад +28

    Ah yes my favorite song from enclave radio

    • @gen12fish5
      @gen12fish5 4 года назад +3

      It is I your president Jhon Henry Eden

    • @devinhcab8304
      @devinhcab8304 2 года назад +3

      @@gen12fish5 On America, One Enclave. Now and forever!

    • @enclavesoldier770
      @enclavesoldier770 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @enclavesoldier770
      @enclavesoldier770 2 года назад +3

      GOD BLESS AMERICA GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE

    • @the7356
      @the7356 Год назад +1

      GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE!

  • @acewarrior1790
    @acewarrior1790 6 лет назад +30

    did somebody say freedom

  • @guywithbomb4216
    @guywithbomb4216 4 года назад +10

    FBI: I smell oil cia
    CIA: Marines go get the oil
    US marines: war noises intensify

  • @roberth.goddardthefatherof6376
    @roberth.goddardthefatherof6376 6 лет назад +12

    this must have been what the Japanese heard on August 6th

  • @aarondixon1997
    @aarondixon1997 4 года назад +15

    the last sounds the south heard *WHILE WE WERE MARCHING THROUGH GEORGIA*

  • @greypossum5982
    @greypossum5982 4 года назад +21

    Private CBT:sir the germans have better tanks then us
    General BDSM: ok just throw 50 of our tanks at 1 of theres
    Private CBT: SIR?
    General BDSM (*hits blunt): do it

  • @PhantomEnderium
    @PhantomEnderium 5 лет назад +27

    ah yes, i do enjoy listening to this on the loudspeaker every morning for school

    • @johnparkes2452
      @johnparkes2452 Год назад +1

      My school lets you buy a playlist of songs to be played on the loudspeaker between periods I know what I’m doing

  • @crowgob
    @crowgob 4 года назад +12

    1:41 when the BD says "the dogfight could be a little louder, tubas"

  • @isaacrosales4152
    @isaacrosales4152 6 лет назад +30

    Appropriate for the 4th of july

    • @kodylangham
      @kodylangham 6 лет назад +3

      Isaac Rosales Yes it is. HAPPY 4TH btw!!!! MERICA!!!! MAGA!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @acewarrior1790
      @acewarrior1790 6 лет назад +5

      Just put this on full blast speakers

    • @isaacrosales4152
      @isaacrosales4152 6 лет назад +2

      AceWarrior yeah jusy blast it at a firework show scream "MURICA FUCk YEAH"

    • @Gotobar
      @Gotobar 6 лет назад +3

      Family owns part of a small island with a cabin on it, we launch fireworks for everyone around the lake to see, I wonder if we had huge speakers, it might just be possible they hear this from the shoreline.

  • @jamesharding3459
    @jamesharding3459 3 года назад +9

    *When your coastguard is the 7th largest navy on earth*

  • @snache1330
    @snache1330 Год назад +11

    listened to this at full volume with headphones on, can confirm I can’t remember what a “kelometer” is

  • @Tbt19-110
    @Tbt19-110 4 года назад +14

    When the Germans get an airship on Ballroom Blitz and the other team destroys it in 30 seconds.

  • @kylelapointe2289
    @kylelapointe2289 5 лет назад +21

    Greenland's new favorite song.

  • @mkultrasubject
    @mkultrasubject 6 лет назад +22

    0:12 *"OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL"*

  • @theandromeda1
    @theandromeda1 6 лет назад +19

    when you destroyed ISIL
    also G O D B L E S S A M E R I C A

  • @soiboi4497
    @soiboi4497 6 лет назад +20

    When the German empire wants all the smoke

  • @transformersguy2002
    @transformersguy2002 4 года назад +9

    When you get hit by a firework on the fourth of july 0:10

  • @mistahwhoop7938
    @mistahwhoop7938 4 года назад +8

    Pearl harbor: gets bombed
    Japan: That'll teach em
    America: 0:09

    • @gen12fish5
      @gen12fish5 4 года назад +3

      America: DO YOU WANT TO EXPLODE?

  • @Alhy-ls3dv
    @Alhy-ls3dv 2 года назад +11

    Funny how this song ended up as a marching song for my school all the way in Malaysia
    Couldn't resist the subtle freedom spreading huh

    • @tandemdwarf745
      @tandemdwarf745 2 года назад +1

      Have you seen your guys' flag?

    • @Alhy-ls3dv
      @Alhy-ls3dv 2 года назад +1

      @@tandemdwarf745 oh yes, I thought about it before, but no it's a "combination" of previous flags we had under colonial rule. We just couldn't come up with a good one so we had to go to you .

  • @ghostintheroom
    @ghostintheroom 4 года назад +2

    when you are about to cap an enemy point in war thunder and an m2a4 jumps a cliff and fucking smashes you causing you to explode

  • @epichaley1173
    @epichaley1173 6 лет назад +6

    when you spot oil

  • @flannelflax8078
    @flannelflax8078 4 года назад +6

    When you drop your m1917 enfield in a hunting forest at Argonne

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b 2 месяца назад +3

    Lt. Briggs: The army is ready sir.
    Gen. Finn: Send them out.
    Arther Watts: What is that noise?
    The US Army: 0:09 *FREEDOM INTENSIFIES 1776%*

  • @theblackholegamer3217
    @theblackholegamer3217 5 лет назад +6

    When Germany telegrams Mexico and you hear about it.

  • @NuggetInc
    @NuggetInc 2 года назад +3

    POV: You found the weapons of mass destruction

  • @a.p.e.x3195
    @a.p.e.x3195 Год назад +4

    When the US finds literally one single molecule of oil

  • @tfshmoo5255
    @tfshmoo5255 3 года назад +3

    when you beat the japanese kid on a finals exam test by one point

  • @gaylen2037
    @gaylen2037 4 года назад +3

    Hear that, sounds like...liberation.

  • @skagglesthesquirrel
    @skagglesthesquirrel 6 лет назад +10

    AMERICA 🔫😎👌

  • @jaggoes
    @jaggoes 3 года назад +6

    Dresden residents: I'm glad all that excessive bombing is over
    USA:

  • @leonardozuritamusic
    @leonardozuritamusic 6 лет назад +16

    Ben ladin disliked this

  • @enclaveremnant4174
    @enclaveremnant4174 6 лет назад +12

    *ENCLAVE INTENSIFIES*

  • @KiwiDaCat-p9b
    @KiwiDaCat-p9b 2 месяца назад +1

    You mess with our oil; you get put in our soil!
    -Ace, my Fallout 3 Lone Wanderer, Anchorage, simulated 2077.

  • @TheDoof0412
    @TheDoof0412 6 лет назад +9

    Guide of how to beat ussr
    Complete version
    When someone says "our"

  • @zacharymohammadi
    @zacharymohammadi 5 лет назад +3

    When McArthur dosent give up his emergency powers and declares war on the internationale, Reichpakt, and Entante

  • @andycheng9066
    @andycheng9066 3 года назад +4

    When you watch the sunrise in Hiroshima only to realize that it’s not the sun

  • @papyrusspaghetti9376
    @papyrusspaghetti9376 3 года назад +3

    When you deep fry anything:

  • @admiralshadowofasunderedst3068
    @admiralshadowofasunderedst3068 6 лет назад +7

    Us opening trade with japan 1853 colorized

  • @jatinore4626
    @jatinore4626 5 лет назад +6

    when USA finds out that Germany sent a telegram to Mexico about fighting USA

  • @IAmSuperSandGaki
    @IAmSuperSandGaki 5 лет назад +8

    this lowkey should be the national anthem

  • @alexhobbs2209
    @alexhobbs2209 3 года назад +7

    Ah yes, the anthem of fallout 3.

  • @diegosantacruz6336
    @diegosantacruz6336 5 лет назад +13

    0:09 When trump wins in 2020

  • @adeedaas8966
    @adeedaas8966 2 года назад +9

    I’m pretty sure this is the last thing that a Russian soldier would hear if he so much as pissed over the Russia/ Poland border

  • @mrsnuffles6858
    @mrsnuffles6858 Год назад +3

    the moment i turned subtitles om 0:09 it shows freedom intensifies on my screen

    • @Fish-guu
      @Fish-guu Месяц назад +1

      Your not alone

  • @L-Archange
    @L-Archange 5 лет назад +5

    Yesterday, December 7th, 1941. A day that will live in infamy!

  • @JamarfromAfar
    @JamarfromAfar 4 года назад +6

    Japan 0:00 : *pearl harbor* gib oil and peace
    America 0:09

  • @user-ff4pi9dc3g
    @user-ff4pi9dc3g 5 лет назад +4

    i love the description

  • @confusedperson5409
    @confusedperson5409 5 лет назад +15

    Trump:literally says anything controversial he ca
    The band without hesitation: 0:09

  • @417Owsy
    @417Owsy 3 года назад +5

    2:04 the birds outside at 6AM be like

  • @heinzguderian2191
    @heinzguderian2191 6 лет назад +73

    President Obama:Hillary will be our next president
    Donald Trump:

  • @L-Archange
    @L-Archange 4 года назад +3

    Me and the boys getting drafted and forced to join the choir:

  • @BizsDustbin
    @BizsDustbin 4 года назад +3

    When some Middle Eastern kid says they have oil in their backyard

  • @clyler4801
    @clyler4801 6 лет назад +9

    We need this to be played more often on the Buddhism Hotline

  • @prestongarvey4396
    @prestongarvey4396 4 года назад +14

    Whenever my mom tells me to be quiet, I blast this song. (She is very anti-American)

    • @TiernanWilkinson
      @TiernanWilkinson 2 года назад +5

      God bless you.
      All anti-Americans must hear freedom ring!

    • @Absolute_Joker
      @Absolute_Joker Год назад +1

      Glad you haven’t fallen to the commies

  • @beniac_maniac4359
    @beniac_maniac4359 6 лет назад +7

    0:10 OIL!!!!!

  • @gabyoseg
    @gabyoseg 4 года назад +16

    When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
    We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.--That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, --That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn, that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security.--Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.
    He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
    He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
    He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
    He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
    He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
    He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected; whereby the Legislative powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.
    He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.
    He has obstructed the Administration of Justice, by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary powers.
    He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone, for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.
    He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harrass our people, and eat out their substance.
    He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.
    He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil power.
    He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:
    For Quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:
    For protecting them, by a mock Trial, from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:
    For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:
    For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:
    For depriving us in many cases, of the benefits of Trial by Jury:
    For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences
    For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies:
    For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws, and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:
    For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.
    He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.
    He has plundered our seas, ravaged our Coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.
    He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.
    He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.
    He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages, whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.
    In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.
    Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our Brittish brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which, would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.
    We, therefore, the Representatives of the United States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States; that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes and our sacred Honor.

    • @arilead
      @arilead 3 года назад +4

      Founding Fathers Moment!

  • @thundermoose6745
    @thundermoose6745 4 года назад +3

    The last thing German soldiers heard in the trenches when the American madlads stormed them with their new age double barreled guns

  • @Cerberusleft
    @Cerberusleft 4 года назад +3

    When the teacher says you need to share your food in class