I hate when I’m trying to show a friend the full extent of THD and can only use Spotify. This album hits every spot in one album for a new listener. Plus how sexy it all is. Love you guys I mean Jesus Christ
I once sold a kid in high school a bag of lawn clippings and told him it was grass. I watched the fucker smoke it and pretend to be high as shit. This jam brings back them sweet memories.
"Believe it or not, there are still some people who don't use guns. Now they're strugglin', they could use some new shoes, the rent's due, but they still don't shoot 'em!"
I've heard another version of this with a sample of Pink Floyd's 'Money' looping....had a whole new/different set of lyrics too. so my question....which one came out first?? and, DAMN!!! the talent to spit all those verses...
"got some girl on the ray-dee-ohh singing 'Who will save my soul' I don't know --but I can save some dough takin' the occasional toilet paper-roll from every place I go"
"One of THD's unreleased tracks" Then why do I have it on Vinyl? (Joking, I know what you mean, it's not on a CD and a limited edition vinyl hardly counts)
There's two songs with the same name by THD. One was released on a vinyl, one was released as a download only 5 years later. Completely different songs.
Used to hustle energy drinks. Any fool who needed it would pay; stay awake during a test, stay uppity for a play, need an extra surge to stay up during a test?
@@adamusa7727 yeah man, it's on an account called bailbails... the thumbnail is like a drawing of a city. Lemme see if I can figure out how to copy the link. Sorry for the late reply. It's a jam
You KNOW he will, and that's why you HAVE to go (I'll be catching them in St. Louis in 2 weeks, bringing along a few co-workers. you know....doing my job spreading the good/sleazy word)
They're playing in Detroit on the 20th and I'm not sure whether to go or not. I feel like Godforbid is somehow going to trick me into giving him my life's savings with his sleaze.
Flip at your boss, far off from burning your bras You got value now you work what you got Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars, equations on chalk boards, for faking out doctors and making your heart stop until then, you get kids who sat on the golf course drunk, facing the golf carts yeah, (bang baby, bang) I can't figure out all of the last part :(
"Flip at your boss" is a way to say "tell your boss to fuck off", because you don't need them anymore as you "got value, now work on what you got", basically that you don't need to work for anyone if you follow these tips. "Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars," Tune in later to see a debate on how to escape from cop cars, something you will presumably need to get away with all the illegal things you're doing. "equations on chalkboards, for faking out doctors and making your heart stop" means they will also be discussing how to become a fake doctor and get people's money that way while killing people as a byproduct because you're not actually a medical professional and you can't help people with their health needs. "Until then, you can catch out at the golf course * Drunk, racing the golf carts" You misheard that one, probably, they're saying you can kill time by drunk racing golf cars at the golf course because you will have enough money to go golfing.
@@Alexlalpaca You've been workin' a lot? Get hurt on the job. Girls, wear a skirt, tie your shirt in a knot Flirt with your boss, far off from burnin' your bras You've got value, now you work what you got Yes, tune in later for debates on escapin' from cop cars Equations on chalk boards For fakin' out doctors and makin' your heart stop Until the, you can catch us out on the golf course Drunk, racin' the golf carts These are the correct lyrics for the section, not flip but flirt, it's about women using their sexuality to make money (and not have to shoot somebody)for from burning your bras is referring to feminism and to ignore all that and use what value they already have. The faking out doctor by making your heart stop is about getting malpractice money not pretending to be a doctor.
Man, I got fake passes to games that ain't happening take napkins, salt shakers, placemats, when I leave a place I never ate at, man Need a ride? Throw on the valet jacket and take a spin You get a good enough tip, maybe drop it off on your way back in Some girl on the radio singing "who'll save my soul" I don't know, but I can save some dough Taking the occasional toilet paper roll from every place I go (bang baby, bang)
CHORUS This is how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody How to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody Well I've been robbed a few times so I can give you some pointers We ain't talkin about stealing change from your grandma's coin purse Get the toy first, from the truck before it hits the toy store Make the deals, cut out the employer
I like this band, but for some strange reason, I hold out hope some desperate roadie will steal all their instruments before a big show, pawn em for dope money.
"Some people got a heart of gold, you don't get shit when you pawn that though."
I hate when I’m trying to show a friend the full extent of THD and can only use Spotify. This album hits every spot in one album for a new listener. Plus how sexy it all is. Love you guys I mean Jesus Christ
Godforbid has a _sublime_ cackle.
Sir, as a long-term THD fan, I love you with a passion beyond words.
ong
I once sold a kid in high school a bag of lawn clippings and told him it was grass. I watched the fucker smoke it and pretend to be high as shit. This jam brings back them sweet memories.
+andrew wright As long as you didn't have a gun.
haha I sold oregano to a dude once.
andrew wright That old Oregano trick, hell High-School kids are so desperate you can even make'em think Dry Green Tea is weed and sell it.
Bro lmao I sold 2 fuckers Oregano and Parsley mixed together. Funny part is they claimed it actually got them high as shit XD Fuck it go figure
@@AZR-ONE i got sold oregano once, it was wrapped well enough i couldnt see what was in it though. was pissed when I got home and opened it.
"Believe it or not, there are still some people who don't use guns. Now they're strugglin', they could use some new shoes, the rent's due, but they still don't shoot 'em!"
I've heard another version of this with a sample of Pink Floyd's 'Money' looping....had a whole new/different set of lyrics too. so my question....which one came out first?? and, DAMN!!! the talent to spit all those verses...
Late reply but this is the first one the other one is called "How to Get MORE Money (And Not Have to Shoot Somebody)"
I'd sell my soul to That Handsome Devil
They sold me this on vinyl a few years back at a show in Brooklyn. Still my favorite record I own.
omfg i’m so jealous
"got some girl on the ray-dee-ohh
singing 'Who will save my soul'
I don't know --but I can save some dough
takin' the occasional toilet paper-roll
from every place I go"
S.O. Brass sounds like a good idea tbh
Here in 2020 this sounds more relevant than it should.
"One of THD's unreleased tracks"
Then why do I have it on Vinyl?
(Joking, I know what you mean, it's not on a CD and a limited edition vinyl hardly counts)
Cool
In my head I was like "Then how did he get it?":
question answered.
I wish I was a fan earlier i would have loved to get my hands on one of those
This ain't a joke, it's a flex.
@@AngelinaDaRose it's been 11 years, and I'm ready to admit you're right.
'Sleazy' is the only word that fits Godforbid and THD.
HAHAHAHA agreed
chazington?
what a fucking band
THE CRIME JAZZ DUDE HIMSELF. WTF.
New theme song of Payday: The Heist?
"and not have to shoot somebody!" only applies to the stealth half
as lord st nananis i cant help but appreciate what you are doing, gods bless you godforbid...
There's two songs with the same name by THD. One was released on a vinyl, one was released as a download only 5 years later. Completely different songs.
I think it's "How to get money" and "How to get more money", no?
@@aaronsakulich4889 correct
yes, the only man/band that makes the word Sleazy synonymous with awesome :)
Never give a sucker an even break
Oh THD. I wanna give you all my monnnna-ay.
Used to hustle energy drinks. Any fool who needed it would pay; stay awake during a test, stay uppity for a play, need an extra surge to stay up during a test?
Why is this not on Spotify...
"IT'S ABOUT MONEY! MONEY!!"
gpoop23 MONEY DICK! MOOONEEEYY!!!
like gitaur hero 2 said to me "In a Dirty old Cadillac with a brick on the gas pedal barreling twards the gates of hell :) That Handsome Devil" lol
Yo - what happened to "how to get more money?" It was... like a sequel to this but I can't find it anywhere on youtube now?
Did you ever find it?
@@adamusa7727 yeah man, it's on an account called bailbails... the thumbnail is like a drawing of a city. Lemme see if I can figure out how to copy the link. Sorry for the late reply. It's a jam
Lol won't let me share link, just search for how to make more money that handsome devil
Lol it's "How to get more money - and not have to shoot somebody"
Thx you're the best have a good night
Do you have any of the others? Chicken Claw, Marilyn Loves Heroin,etc.
You KNOW he will, and that's why you HAVE to go (I'll be catching them in St. Louis in 2 weeks, bringing along a few co-workers. you know....doing my job spreading the good/sleazy word)
I feel like I’ve heard this song years ago and I’m having trouble thinking of where
I'm taking notes
oh god yes
They're playing in Detroit on the 20th and I'm not sure whether to go or not. I feel like Godforbid is somehow going to trick me into giving him my life's savings with his sleaze.
@Darkmetal You're a god. Thank you!
Flip at your boss, far off from burning your bras
You got value now you work what you got
Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars,
equations on chalk boards, for faking out doctors
and making your heart stop
until then, you get kids who sat on the golf course
drunk, facing the golf carts
yeah, (bang baby, bang)
I can't figure out all of the last part :(
"Flip at your boss" is a way to say "tell your boss to fuck off", because you don't need them anymore as you "got value, now work on what you got", basically that you don't need to work for anyone if you follow these tips.
"Yes, tune in later for debates on escaping from cop cars," Tune in later to see a debate on how to escape from cop cars, something you will presumably need to get away with all the illegal things you're doing. "equations on chalkboards, for faking out doctors
and making your heart stop" means they will also be discussing how to become a fake doctor and get people's money that way while killing people as a byproduct because you're not actually a medical professional and you can't help people with their health needs.
"Until then, you can catch out at the golf course
*
Drunk, racing the golf carts" You misheard that one, probably, they're saying you can kill time by drunk racing golf cars at the golf course because you will have enough money to go golfing.
@@Alexlalpaca You've been workin' a lot? Get hurt on the job.
Girls, wear a skirt, tie your shirt in a knot
Flirt with your boss, far off from burnin' your bras
You've got value, now you work what you got
Yes, tune in later for debates on escapin' from cop cars
Equations on chalk boards
For fakin' out doctors and makin' your heart stop
Until the, you can catch us out on the golf course
Drunk, racin' the golf carts
These are the correct lyrics for the section, not flip but flirt, it's about women using their sexuality to make money (and not have to shoot somebody)for from burning your bras is referring to feminism and to ignore all that and use what value they already have.
The faking out doctor by making your heart stop is about getting malpractice money not pretending to be a doctor.
Is this rap?
I wish rap was like this
Man, I got fake passes to games that ain't happening
take napkins, salt shakers, placemats, when I leave a place I never ate at, man
Need a ride? Throw on the valet jacket and take a spin
You get a good enough tip, maybe drop it off on your way back in
Some girl on the radio singing "who'll save my soul"
I don't know, but I can save some dough
Taking the occasional toilet paper roll from every place I go (bang baby, bang)
Aren't we all?
yesssss
CHORUS
This is how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody
Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody
How to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody
Tell me how to get (money) and not have to shoot somebody
Well I've been robbed a few times so I can give you some pointers
We ain't talkin about stealing change from your grandma's coin purse
Get the toy first, from the truck before it hits the toy store
Make the deals, cut out the employer
@sheddedtears123 Yep, I'll go ahead and upload them for you
How to get money fast in gta 5 online
I like this band, but for some strange reason, I hold out hope some desperate roadie will steal all their instruments before a big show, pawn em for dope money.
they'd still put on a god-like show sent straight from hell
hella funny,, damn!
Better lighters
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