Zhongli buying Liyue Artifact from Shiliu in Mondstatd Imagine a Chinese Tourist buying a Made in China souvenir in a Foreign Land. Or a American Tourist eating a Mcdonald double cheese burger in a Foreign Land.
I've had to manage a friend whom won't eat anything else apart from our local meal whilst we were abroad to settle our jobs. So yeah, it was painful for him when he had to pay (currency was 4x of ours, and the damn thing was already expensive anyway)... And i had to suffer too to "support" him until our tasks were done and we can head home.🙃
Diluc chasing Kaeya around Mond, calling him a bastard, is head cannon for me tbh 😅😂 Edit: I've never had 223 people like anything I do. Thanks for reading my rantings.
Somehow if I've ever getting used seeing Diluc trying to fry Kaeya in my world, I would like: "So are you betting on Diluc successfully frying Kaeya again?" 🤣🤣🤣
I love how you add many characters in the background like Bennett, Razor, Jean, Klee and any other characters. That make it so lively, that I wish Hoyoverse would make it in the future.
Your video has given me a lot of joy. I hope your video can be spread in China. Can I reprint your video so that more Chinese Genshin Impact players can see your video?
"Put the bill on Wangsheng Funeral Parlor's tab"
Me, a Hu Tao main: **sweats**
Me who has Zhongli and Hu Tao: Well shit.
Omg lol
Me, when have hutao and zhongli and ganyu. GAnyU bE lIke : why u guys looking at me? *sweats*
cocogoat milk
Hutao: Here's comes the next customer
Zhongli: I don't see anyone.
Hutao: That's because its you
Zhongli: wait what
Hutao: *puts Zhongli in a coffin*
Zhongli: W- wait, Master Hu, i c- can explain...
Hu Tao: *SAY GOODBYE*
Zhongli : Time to meet Guizhong
LMAOO
but hu tao joins in the coffin… and they doin something inside it…
@@GuujiOfTheGrandNarukamiShrine bro..
Childe: "Thank Tsaritsa I was not with him this time 🙄"
the wangsheng funeral parlor is basically his gold mine at this point
@Some guy with a blursed pfp [Mayk Felix] your pfp is the most cursed one ive seen in my entire life
@@justanexpressionlessguy2167 cannot agree more
I might be called out not fun at parties for this but actually it's his gold mine cause he's the gold digger
@@sayheo3969 thx i thought it meant the other way around lol
@@justanexpressionlessguy2167 nah bro its fine we still understood the joke 😂
Zhongli buying Liyue Artifact from Shiliu in Mondstatd
Imagine a Chinese Tourist buying a Made in China souvenir in a Foreign Land.
Or a American Tourist eating a Mcdonald double cheese burger in a Foreign Land.
I've had to manage a friend whom won't eat anything else apart from our local meal whilst we were abroad to settle our jobs.
So yeah, it was painful for him when he had to pay (currency was 4x of ours, and the damn thing was already expensive anyway)... And i had to suffer too to "support" him until our tasks were done and we can head home.🙃
McDonald's is something else entirely in Japan... >.> *shake shakes their fries*
@@bartofii what do you mean?
@Tech Freak Japanese McDonald's is an experience of it's own. I moss the shake shake seasoning and menu items that kept it in mind.
0:39
Barbara oblivious to the fact that the Anemo Archon, Geo Archon and Pyro Archon are all in her perimeter.
Because Her Density level is greater than Deep sea
Pyro archon is klee tho
@ZE Brigitte oh ok
Pyro is Murata God of War
I guess this is why Hu tao always searches for new customers 😂😂😂
lol true
Well she does create new customers on a regular basis...
Zhongli: I love the wine **bought the entire dawn winery**
Also Zhongli: Put this on wangsheng funeral bill ok?
Hu tao: Ah shit here we go again.
LMAOO
Diluc chasing Kaeya around Mond, calling him a bastard, is head cannon for me tbh 😅😂
Edit: I've never had 223 people like anything I do. Thanks for reading my rantings.
Like big brother 😂✌️
Somehow if I've ever getting used seeing Diluc trying to fry Kaeya in my world, I would like:
"So are you betting on Diluc successfully frying Kaeya again?" 🤣🤣🤣
@@PGM86 more like an old married couple for me
@@sussycatto30 wtf
Hu Tao to Zhongli after seeing the bill:
*You know you can't spell Funeral without the U right?*
I love how you add many characters in the background like Bennett, Razor, Jean, Klee and any other characters. That make it so lively, that I wish Hoyoverse would make it in the future.
Imagine just doing a quest nd you see a pheonix just chasing kaeye
hu tao after this:Congratulations zhongli,you’ve been promoted to the highest rank possible at wangshen funeral parlor,customer.
damn the Razor and Bennett running together is cute
Whoah,the bill amount though!.Makes me think that he should get back his Gnosis..you know for his Archon-like spending level!.
As an average Zhongli enjoyer, I approve 👍
Damn you real
Hu Tao: Zhongli? Care to explain why do we have debts in another country?
Do it quickly or I'll get the shovel!
Hu tao: I have nice titanium coffin ready for you old man
Zhongli: my time has come
The only dead thing Hu Tao has now is her wallet
I love it xD Also thank you for Harvest Moon nostalgia ✨
After Zhongli's Mora spending spree...
Hu Tao: ZHONGLI!!!!
Zhongli giving mona a treat is wholesome in a strange way
Klee running from jean got me.
Mona likes fancy food? IMPOSSIBLE
1:10 Jean and Klee so funny 🤣
Mona meets Zhongli?
Im surprised the universe hasnt imploded already. Mona would know.
Ok but the thumbnail- ;-;
Got shocked TvT
I bet Kaeya and Klee throwing some bombs that makes Jean and Diluc chasing them or Kaeya make Diluc saying pegasus with switching P to M
the iconic Osmanths win is a universal voiceclip to use for now!!!
That's why Hu Tao keeps pushing her marketing strategy. Her broke ass employee is freaking leech
Now I know why Hu Tao was so desperate in attracting customers to buy her services........
with the beautiful cover you attracted me, what a fantasy come true Diluc chasing Keaya
POV WHEN HU TAO SAW THE BILLS: Okay were gunna need an extra large coffin for a SPECIAL customer~😈
Bruh...excellent skit On Game!!!!!
I love it
The wine taste so good and nostalgic that he start speak english lol
Hu Tao's face at 1:58 is priceless hahaha!
What people are doing at the background was really creative tho
Zhiongli wallet now is Huo tao
No wonder why Hu Tao always wants to sell me coffin.
If zhongli starts his chant in the tavern everyone will leave
I like that everything is on jp voicelines except OSMANTUS WINE
Zhongli in the thumbnail:imma steal yo man diluc mains
🤣fun and entertaing but story was already spoiled but thats the point kek
zhongli: ill buy them all hu tao waching this vid: oh... so he's been the one behind it😠
Wangsheng Funeral Parlor and Childe is literally Zhongli’s sugar daddy
The thumbnail is so fucking cute it kills me then I got revived twice so I can die and revived again to subscribe
i wonder where is childe when zhongli’s broke
Poor hu tao 😔
Hu tao back in Liyue: Your fired Zhongli.
I love the way razor and benett get along togeda :D
Zhongli & 💰 dont go hand in hand.
BA DUM TSH!
I really love these skits
Make more video about genshin skits
That harvest moon bgm though xD
My favourite part is jean running after klee
When your mom lets u going shopping without limit same as Zhongli remember.
Jean chasing Klee xD
This is the last time that Hutao will let Zhongli get outside
I almost died when i saw klee and jean runging arund
Zhongli doesn't need to pay bills but this is gone too far
DON'T MESS WITH FLORA
i wonder why Hu Tao still dont fired Zhongli after this incident
I just started the game 6 days ago and was instantly laughing when I saw him like : "Money? I dont know what you mean🤷♂️
He's spending to much😂
Lol diluc and kaeya (the thumbnail tho diluc is a softie teenage girl- but don’t we all kill the tallest one in the group it makes sense)
zhongli when he rent for his house in a day cant have mora 😂😂
me as a hu tao main: hehe i'm in danger
Liyue went to mondstadt time for mondstadt go to inazuma
1:18 brother who gets along😁
I love how some of the music is from final fantasy from yuna
i love this omg DO MORE SKITS
HU TAO AT THE END CRYINGGGG
Poor Hu Tao lol
WOW all the total Bill is 301,210 (the last one about a bottle of dandelion wine for venti is it 700 mora or 7,000 mora?)
zhongli: as for the payment put it on wangsheng funeral parlors tab :D
hu tao: a new customer
zhongli: oh shid
He just ignored his archon friend
Poor Hu Tao~
Zholing~ 😑😑
The thumbnail got me 😌 it's kinda cute 🙆
i just found out that Hu tao is richer than Childe...
Ahhh Harvest Moon BG music and I miss my childhood
I'm a hutao main and i have so much money i can pay the bills!
hehe i mean i dont spend much mora...
i must fight to get primogems...
Klee running away from jean again🥺
It warmed my heart how he treated mona to a meal
Hu Tao : You eat this much at Good Hunter? Are u hungry or what?
Zhong : Thats, umm... im eating with Mona
Hu Tao : Ok, who the h*ll is Mona?
a person without money dares to give windwheel aster as tip lmao.
So this is the reason why Hu Tao, do random stuff just to boost her sales & get a lot of customers.
Penghoetank handal
Why hasnt anyone commented on jean chasing klee???
Also this was classic typical Zhongli for you XD
Video about Zhongli:
Me: *repeats **1:10** - **1:12*
LA-LA-LA. DA-DA-DA
WE CAN'T EVER ESCAPE OSMANTHUS WINE....
1:10 is that the moonflow soundtrack in ffx2?
1:29 and the gippal theme?
0:00 Genshin Impact: FF Edition 🤡
1:54 Oya?
面白かったよ！on game👍
Your video has given me a lot of joy. I hope your video can be spread in China. Can I reprint your video so that more Chinese Genshin Impact players can see your video?
Hello ongame
I love the theme songs!
get childe to pay off the debt
Ah I wish childe was there at the end with his mora XD
His wallet is zhongli
Yooooo this is awesome
Awwwwwww
He bought wine for Ventiiiii 💕😭
The last part 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣