What happens when you microwave Soap?

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  • Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @emeryyyy
    @emeryyyy 2 месяца назад +4467

    my science teacher actually did this and let us all wash our hands with the fluff, super fun

    • @Hbomb411
      @Hbomb411 2 месяца назад +162

      Thank you for sharing this because I was immediately wondering if you could still wash with it as fluffy soap.😂 🧼🫧

    • @TheGrimReaper19
      @TheGrimReaper19 Месяц назад +73

      Lucky. Wish I had that science teacher, mine doesn’t even tell us what we’re supposed to do and lays back saying “I won’t bother you, do it yourself”

    • @qttcatm
      @qttcatm 27 дней назад +15

      LUCKYYY

    • @Blue-100
      @Blue-100 24 дня назад +40

      ​@@TheGrimReaper19 I used to have a chemistry teacher like this, every single student in all of his classes got Fs that year. I genuinely hope he was fired because there's no way they could deny he was at fault.

    • @tameradomingo2014
      @tameradomingo2014 9 дней назад +10

      At least the soap wasn't completely wasted

  • @jackada7655
    @jackada7655 2 года назад +15695

    Then the whispering were heard:
    "Why don't you eat it, I know you want to eat it"

    • @carlitosjuarez221
      @carlitosjuarez221 2 года назад +94

      In prison when you drop the soap. 🤫

    • @chocomochi5894
      @chocomochi5894 2 года назад +95

      The voices... .. . They scare me

    • @Ssaejuu
      @Ssaejuu 2 года назад +40

      Eren yeager

    • @abbbble
      @abbbble 2 года назад +29

      Eren Yeager??

    • @Ssaejuu
      @Ssaejuu 2 года назад

      @@abbbble his manipulation will kill us

  • @fundude6127
    @fundude6127 2 года назад +2693

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    Damn it there goes my evening plans

  • @Fuzzgeneral
    @Fuzzgeneral 9 дней назад +633

    “When you drop soap”
    Something magical happens

    • @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry
      @Elijah-canthinkofonesorry 7 дней назад +19

      it just slips

    • @rEsonansDx
      @rEsonansDx 6 дней назад +12

      it turns into a live fish

    • @erikagray9883
      @erikagray9883 6 дней назад +47

      😂 a little prison humor 😂

    • @MaxMTTpm
      @MaxMTTpm 5 дней назад +13

      An interesting double standard, and its at a males expense 😕

    • @MOE13576
      @MOE13576 5 дней назад +3

      What your mom says😊

  • @mainulislam5045
    @mainulislam5045 2 года назад +204313

    "obviously don't eat it"
    I'm gonna eat it

    • @DesertDog
      @DesertDog 2 года назад +9

      Colon cleanse

    • @lytro626
      @lytro626 2 года назад +4354

      No way I could not take a bite out of that cotton candy soap

    • @pabnckncykma1297
      @pabnckncykma1297 2 года назад +4107

      Cops: "So what do you wanna have as your last meal?"
      Death row: "Ivory soap cotton candy."

    • @saucy0_0
      @saucy0_0 2 года назад +2062

      "Who gon stop me"

    • @M4rcLL
      @M4rcLL 2 года назад +568

      LMAO I wanted to say the same thing

  • @nekosaira
    @nekosaira 2 года назад +12889

    “Hey David, what flavor of cotton candy do you want?”
    *”Ivory soap.”*

    • @urmum_iscute
      @urmum_iscute 2 года назад +22

      underrated comment

    • @drunkydrunk2351
      @drunkydrunk2351 2 года назад +4

      Hahahaha

    • @adaireya4506
      @adaireya4506 Год назад +3

      Hahahahaha brilliant hilarious

    • @ironic3255
      @ironic3255 Год назад +7

      Thats the way you get rid of kids tell them it's cotton candy

    • @-Huh-
      @-Huh- Год назад +3

      @@ironic3255 that’s dark

  • @falcon1378
    @falcon1378 2 года назад +36182

    “When microwaving regular soap.”
    Ah yes, one of my favorite pastimes.

    • @ayvahgrace
      @ayvahgrace 2 года назад +136

      same😭

    • @harribr3
      @harribr3 2 года назад +53

      😫😫😫

    • @mariannelynnlatjow5641
      @mariannelynnlatjow5641 2 года назад +66

      Should we form a club and should we go nationwide?

    • @falcon1378
      @falcon1378 2 года назад +28

      @@mariannelynnlatjow5641 definitely.

    • @SweetforS
      @SweetforS 2 года назад +42

      @Memecus Maximus yeah it feels like it should be passtimes

  • @Sadly_sammy
    @Sadly_sammy 4 месяца назад +106

    “Mom what’s for dinner?”
    “Oh soap”💀💀💀💀

  • @ezekieljustin112
    @ezekieljustin112 2 года назад +7835

    "Honey, why does the food smell like soap?"
    "I dunno might be that one time our son put soap in the microwave"

    • @ILovePanta123
      @ILovePanta123 2 года назад +50

      How do you think microwaves are cleaned? Obviously you don't use the bars but soap is still used on microwaves

    • @AxolPiezz
      @AxolPiezz 2 года назад +243

      @@ILovePanta123 microwaving the soap is different from cleaning a microwave with soap

    • @justingutierrez2447
      @justingutierrez2447 2 года назад +7

      Of summer vacation and school..

    • @batkamarri13
      @batkamarri13 2 года назад +49

      **Remembers the Woman Who made Lasagna in the Dishwasher**

    • @MrSockez
      @MrSockez 2 года назад +3

      .... I don't think you understand how microwave radiation works...

  • @k.h6635
    @k.h6635 2 года назад +9614

    "What you're doing honey ?"
    "I whipped the oven"

    • @Charl3y3
      @Charl3y3 2 года назад +69

      i am an oven.

    • @kitGoesquack
      @kitGoesquack 2 года назад

      Hmm yes, the ovenussy

    • @Thawhid
      @Thawhid 2 года назад +50

      @@Charl3y3 you are the danger

    • @_ghst_7904
      @_ghst_7904 2 года назад +25

      @@wesley_3 Oven: IM GETTING SO HOT STEP DAD!!!
      5 days later
      Oven: Guess who has a bun in the oven

    • @_ghst_7904
      @_ghst_7904 2 года назад +17

      Someone end me

  • @hsfox2792
    @hsfox2792 2 года назад +4052

    "Mom we ran out of ivory soap"
    "Get whats left of it and put it in the microwave"

  • @StickNick5225
    @StickNick5225 2 месяца назад +34

    My mouth watered at the end…

  • @Paranoiacy
    @Paranoiacy 2 года назад +11281

    "It looks like cotton candy"
    I know what I'm doing for 1st April

  • @linzeelamb4485
    @linzeelamb4485 2 года назад +7918

    "Obviously when you microwave the soap" me: Yea I know cuz I've TOTALLY microwaved soap

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 2 года назад +58

      Is this sarcasm? Because I have actually done this multiple times in my life lol

    • @dylansickinger545
      @dylansickinger545 2 года назад +24

      Well now I’m gonna

    • @Diseaseisreversible
      @Diseaseisreversible 2 года назад +22

      @@dylansickinger545 yeah do it it's fun, and it's super cheap soap too

    • @pandadoesgacha5490
      @pandadoesgacha5490 2 года назад +3

      @@Diseaseisreversible I’m pretty sure

    • @_Experience_.
      @_Experience_. 2 года назад +29

      @@Diseaseisreversible obv it’s sarcasm u think microwaving soap is normal? 🤨 lmao

  • @alexhlavka8838
    @alexhlavka8838 2 года назад +10515

    Ivory soap: invented by leaving the mixer on too long.
    Shaving cream: invented by leaving the ivory soap in the microwave too long.
    What’s next??

    • @andrejris7273
      @andrejris7273 2 года назад +122

      i just rated this comment to be good

    • @haveyoueverhadadream
      @haveyoueverhadadream 2 года назад +190

      Cotton candy: guys cut it out
      clouds: are you my twin?

    • @jask8905
      @jask8905 2 года назад +180

      Soap: invented by leaving the shaving cream in the freezer too long.

    • @-Melaniee-
      @-Melaniee- 2 года назад +22

      @chancengamen they meant what they said 😶‍🌫️

    • @comfyspy2123
      @comfyspy2123 2 года назад +17

      Leaving shaving cream in the microwave for too long

  • @Wubsy96
    @Wubsy96 7 дней назад +13

    Forbidden meringue

  • @Pigeon_Moment
    @Pigeon_Moment 2 года назад +10108

    "Don't eat it"
    *Ferb I know what we're going to do today*

  • @ultraslayolence
    @ultraslayolence Год назад +2589

    “Lets see what happens when I put soap in the microwave!”
    *house exploding*

    • @Lyanxx1
      @Lyanxx1 Год назад +18

      Soap trusted you.

    • @RedRanger-ll7hx
      @RedRanger-ll7hx Год назад +11

      ​@@Lyanxx1 I thought I could too

    • @apoorva24
      @apoorva24 Год назад +11

      ​@@RedRanger-ll7hx So why, in bloody hell, does Makarov know you?!?

    • @fortnitexpglitches9247
      @fortnitexpglitches9247 Год назад

      Na someone in my school did this

    • @SCP-682_Keter
      @SCP-682_Keter Год назад +2

      @@apoorva24 when I was young and patriotic, when I first met Vladimir makarov

  • @jimmybuffet4970
    @jimmybuffet4970 2 года назад +4599

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    TikTok: Hold my beer.

    • @asadfarraj
      @asadfarraj 2 года назад +67

      More like:
      Hold my phone.

    • @SSHhhhhhhh939
      @SSHhhhhhhh939 2 года назад +38

      More like:hold my tide pods

    • @mint.6068
      @mint.6068 2 года назад +16

      More like: Hold my jellies.

    • @chickennuggetpaw
      @chickennuggetpaw 2 года назад +4

      “Hold my liquid hand soap”

    • @bsf4962
      @bsf4962 2 года назад +21

      TikTok: Hold my last neuron.

  • @bigfellowjamarcus6271
    @bigfellowjamarcus6271 3 месяца назад +17

    I am suddenly reminded of a Totally Spies episode where the the yellow one was asked to make the soap float by her teacher lol

  • @chez-games
    @chez-games 5 месяцев назад +3622

    “don’t eat it”
    YOU CANNOT CONTROL ME!!!

  • @andypark7444
    @andypark7444 2 года назад +4605

    “obviously don’t eat it”
    everyone: *C O N S U M E*

  • @ahmadhamidi5560
    @ahmadhamidi5560 2 года назад +4227

    "don't eat it"
    my brain: "eat it"

    • @angeldflicxl
      @angeldflicxl 2 года назад +15

      man really stole the top comment get out

    • @cynthiamarcellus7853
      @cynthiamarcellus7853 2 года назад +1

      Fr 😂

    • @Abdullah6213hELlo
      @Abdullah6213hELlo 2 года назад +1

      Bruh

    • @rockorso125
      @rockorso125 2 года назад +4

      Stolen

    • @meredithaherntamilio4553
      @meredithaherntamilio4553 2 года назад

      Watch this will be the new trend with the ( STUPID KIDS ) AND THEY WILL PROBABLY ADD FOOD COLORING TO IT ,,COTTON GREEN SOAPPY CANDY 🍬 ..I CAN'T BELIEVE THE WHOLE TIDE PODS THING .HOW STUPID DOES SOMEONE HAVE TO BE, I GUESS GETTING THE BAR OF IVORY SOAP SCRAPED ON MY TOP TEETH CURED ME..LOL BRING THAT BACK AS A FORM OF PUNISHMENT FOR SAYING BAD WORDS ...THE KIDS WOULD PROBABLY BE BEGGING FOR IT ,ALL YOU'LL HEAR IS F THIS AND F THAT LOL OHHH LORD ,IM SO GLAD MY CHILDREN DIDN'T GO THROUGH ANYTHING SO STUPID, SMOKE YOUR POT KIDS ,RATHER THAN EATING SOAP THAT WILL KEEP YOUR ASS ON THE TOILET FOR DAYS, AND NO MUMMY AND DADDY WILL NOT GO BUY U DIREAH MEDS ..LOL

  • @BlueValco
    @BlueValco 4 дня назад +2

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    My brain: “eat it.”

  • @AM-jd7ow
    @AM-jd7ow 2 года назад +1705

    *adds pink colouring*
    *stares at the screen with the most demonic smile known to man*

    • @IChangedMyName_123
      @IChangedMyName_123 2 года назад +11

      Haaaaaaa

    • @hellod7961
      @hellod7961 2 года назад +10

      D:

    • @colleenbean030
      @colleenbean030 Год назад +15

      To dangerous to be left alive

    • @FizBliz
      @FizBliz Год назад

      I've never laughed at a comment more

    • @oblivion4924
      @oblivion4924 Год назад +1

      Today this man made a choice to go about on a journey of the littlest amount of tomfoolery

  • @WiseDragon50
    @WiseDragon50 2 года назад +1450

    "Do not eat it."
    Mother, Mother I crave the forbidden cloud 👀

    • @genesisofthebetween
      @genesisofthebetween 2 года назад +30

      FORBIDDEN CLOUD LMAO

    • @jobamajoestar8817
      @jobamajoestar8817 2 года назад +9

      Mother : why the cloud smell like the soup that I bought. . . Wut did u do 😡

    • @MapleMountain768
      @MapleMountain768 2 года назад +2

      it sounds like something sniperwolf would say! Lol

    • @Susancreamwood
      @Susancreamwood 2 года назад

      @🌸olivia🌸 We gotta bring back bullying what the fuck is this

    • @237m3
      @237m3 2 года назад +2

      to the ivory soap that I have found

  • @ssneakyandfriends1626
    @ssneakyandfriends1626 Год назад +3022

    The forbidden cotton candy.
    +8 poison damage
    +1 buoyancy.
    -1 base damage.

  • @vieilatome2257
    @vieilatome2257 6 дней назад +1

    "don't eat it"
    Jeez, I didn't think George Orwell foresaw this good.

  • @sabel_yt
    @sabel_yt 2 года назад +1445

    dont eat it
    one of my brain cells: "eat it"
    the rest of my brain cells: "eat it!"

    • @camdaman9857
      @camdaman9857 2 года назад +34

      Your heart:”eat it”

    • @MissWobbles
      @MissWobbles 2 года назад +10

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @pleblep2741
      @pleblep2741 2 года назад +10

      This is literally how tumors work

    • @haaz386
      @haaz386 2 года назад

      I don't think you have brain cells.....

    • @sarape6597
      @sarape6597 2 года назад +5

      U got more than one brain cell?? Thats not fair i aint got none 😪

  • @zukiix_
    @zukiix_ Год назад +4405

    “don’t eat it”
    *”how about we eat it”*

    • @MeatFlapsTV
      @MeatFlapsTV Год назад +24

      *Today on mythbusters*

    • @JTR13
      @JTR13 Год назад +10

      @@MeatFlapsTV oh no

    • @callumfootitt5366
      @callumfootitt5366 Год назад +3

      THE FIRST 9 COMMENTS ARE THE SAME JOKE STOP YOU ALL AN ISSUE

    • @forgottenfield001_9
      @forgottenfield001_9 Год назад +1

      "Welcome to heaven"
      "So how you die?"

    • @cheese_breeze
      @cheese_breeze Год назад

      Ferb, I know what we're doing today

  • @tavarisjones551
    @tavarisjones551 Год назад +4396

    I think that ivory just found a way to sell you air...

    • @Lego-fv9ch
      @Lego-fv9ch Год назад +182

      Lays: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

    • @RErnie-gv1hv
      @RErnie-gv1hv Год назад +60

      From the makers/sellers of bottled tap water.

    • @Robert08010
      @Robert08010 Год назад +28

      McDonalds did the same thing with their shakes about 10 years ago.

    • @hunterstokes9306
      @hunterstokes9306 Год назад +1

      Duh.....

    • @anthonypowell4240
      @anthonypowell4240 Год назад +8

      Bro another company is selling air now?

  • @OMaR0sky895
    @OMaR0sky895 3 месяца назад +10

    "Don't eat it"
    And exactly who is gonna stop me?

  • @bootycheez-xy7wy
    @bootycheez-xy7wy Год назад +4779

    "When microwaving regular soap it's just not as fun" bro said that like we gonna relate💀

    • @SonicMondragon
      @SonicMondragon Год назад +13

      I thought this exact comment when he said that lol

    • @CowboyCookhouse
      @CowboyCookhouse Год назад +12

      Fr. Who casually has a microwave for experiment reasons

    • @yisroelbinstok1122
      @yisroelbinstok1122 Год назад +3

      he said cool not fun

    • @Cay9z
      @Cay9z Год назад +2

      I low-key microwaved my soap bar last week n that shi was wack

    • @mobimoddz
      @mobimoddz Год назад +2

      I use liquid soap

  • @danced_with_no_permit4830
    @danced_with_no_permit4830 Год назад +2516

    We used to use ivory soap to take baths in the pond before we had running water cuz it was the only soap you wouldnt loose when you dropped it

    • @Johnsmith710s
      @Johnsmith710s Год назад +154

      The way it’s formulated also doesn’t upset most fresh water ecosystems, so it’s safe to use with your drinking water/fishing pond

    • @danced_with_no_permit4830
      @danced_with_no_permit4830 Год назад +85

      @@Johnsmith710s did not know that, I just knew we couldn't use regular soap because it would sink and disappear.

    • @nipzipz208
      @nipzipz208 Год назад +10

      ​@@danced_with_no_permit4830 lol

    • @pizza8050
      @pizza8050 Год назад +1

      wtf

    • @Pack_Watch
      @Pack_Watch Год назад +2

      Let me guess… africa 😂

  • @MohYT_
    @MohYT_ 2 года назад +4904

    Imagine if u made that on a superscale, even mark rober would be jealous

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 года назад +58

      But hed have to have a giant microwave, or something similar that would work the same. Would be cool tho

    • @whipit2404
      @whipit2404 2 года назад +53

      @@jsav6058 it’d be even more fun to stand in the giant microwave when it’s running!

    • @denizyildiz8157
      @denizyildiz8157 2 года назад +13

      @@jsav6058 nuke it

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 года назад +29

      @@whipit2404 Sounds like skin c4ncer on every square inch of your body🤠

    • @jsav6058
      @jsav6058 2 года назад +5

      @@denizyildiz8157 Thats big boom

  • @DandFTv
    @DandFTv 3 месяца назад +5

    Me thinking this was two truths and a trash

  • @Pisttolz
    @Pisttolz 2 года назад +2356

    “Honey, what are you doing?”
    “DROPPING THE SOAP”

  • @jacktorrance2633
    @jacktorrance2633 2 года назад +344

    Next person to use the microwave-
    "My pizza rolls taste funny"

    • @Tbland72
      @Tbland72 2 года назад +11

      😂🤣

    • @Veronica_yuh
      @Veronica_yuh 2 года назад +1

      Only if they just put the pizza rolls on a plate

    • @brady5994
      @brady5994 Год назад

      Oh I wonder why

  • @katbland9149
    @katbland9149 Год назад +516

    As someone who makes bar soap, i would just like to inform anyone who might not know that the chemicals that burn off soap while microwaving it is toxic to your lungs. :) I hope everyone has a wonderful day!!

    • @lemonandlively
      @lemonandlively Год назад +16

      So how do we achieve this in a safe way 👀

    • @sherriwilson6290
      @sherriwilson6290 Год назад +6

      What's your website?

    • @katbland9149
      @katbland9149 Год назад

      @@lemonandlively @Autistic Jane you could probably do it, just like in the video and you may not be affected at all. If you do it once I doubt it will have any negative side effects. I would suggest wearing a mask, opening a window and letting your microwave air out before cooking anything.
      My logice behind it being toxis is bc when making soap, you add a lye water solution to different oils and the fumes from lye are toxic. Soap makers wears long gloves and masks when making soap bc of the toxic nature of the lye. Once the soaps cure the lye has fully bound to the oils creating the solid bar soap we know. At this point the soap is safe to use on our skin but it still isn't safe to digest or inhale. :)

    • @SharkOSix
      @SharkOSix Год назад +3

      Man no one could of guessed that. Would be something I'd say here but saying I just watched it happen now I can't):

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 Год назад +10

      Good to know. Would the soap be usable after getting microwaved? The Ivory?

  • @kakyoinnoriaki4015
    @kakyoinnoriaki4015 7 дней назад +2

    Literally forbidden cotton candy

  • @j.jmilan551
    @j.jmilan551 2 года назад +330

    "Don't eat it."
    First it was Tide pods. Now it's ivory soap. History just keeps repeating itself.

    • @futuristicbus61
      @futuristicbus61 2 года назад +2

      From musicly to TikTok, we just keep making the same mistakes

  • @theenderboy7856
    @theenderboy7856 2 года назад +506

    "Don't eat it"
    Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!

    • @urbangoose001
      @urbangoose001 2 года назад +13

      There’s a hundred and four days-

    • @itsjustme9682
      @itsjustme9682 2 года назад +11

      @@urbangoose001 -of summer vacation-

    • @FireBlock101
      @FireBlock101 2 года назад +11

      @@itsjustme9682 and school comes along just to end that

    • @theenderboy7856
      @theenderboy7856 2 года назад +6

      @@urbangoose001 Before intoxication

    • @nobody..--.
      @nobody..--. 2 года назад +4

      Ah yes some cultured people

  • @beoharaa
    @beoharaa 2 года назад +1555

    "Do not eat"
    "I shall devour this cloud."

  • @Ghostface286
    @Ghostface286 4 дня назад +1

    Bro that soap created Mount Everest 💀💀💀

  • @Marietheloser67
    @Marietheloser67 2 года назад +2166

    “Don’t eat it”
    Me: I must eat it..

  • @odettewinter
    @odettewinter 2 года назад +598

    “When you microwave soap -“
    Me: “Wait”

  • @CertifiedWisconsinite
    @CertifiedWisconsinite 2 года назад +1384

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    That was EXACTLY what I was thinking, that looks SO GOOD!!!

  • @raj_srikar
    @raj_srikar 7 дней назад +2

    Not me trying to blow air inside the oven before he was about to touch it.

  • @wv757
    @wv757 2 года назад +276

    "What are you good at baking?"
    Him : Soap 😊

    • @jauxro
      @jauxro 2 года назад +2

      Bubbl 😊

  • @jaylazar
    @jaylazar 2 года назад +4417

    Him: “when you drop soap”
    My mind: prison 👀

  • @AB-ou8ve
    @AB-ou8ve 2 года назад +2431

    “Don’t eat it.”
    Reverse psychology, my weakness…

    • @Swo-swing-ming
      @Swo-swing-ming 2 года назад +9

      I did this in science class 6th grade

    • @LureLights
      @LureLights 2 года назад +4

      @@Swo-swing-ming From you replying to this comment you basically said you ate it

    • @soufyanl1227
      @soufyanl1227 2 года назад +1

      @@LureLights yeah Lmao

    • @Akyahs_fun13
      @Akyahs_fun13 2 года назад

      Mmmm chezburger......Someone please don't reply "ThAt'S nOt A cHeEsE bUrGeR!"
      Keep your comments to yourself.

    • @lfruity7295
      @lfruity7295 2 года назад +1

      @@Akyahs_fun13 ummm actually this is not cheese burger it's q soup

  • @wanderingbelle7
    @wanderingbelle7 4 дня назад

    Imagining a tiny Cosmo is the most adorable thing of all time😭💕

  • @michaelbooher1572
    @michaelbooher1572 Год назад +3314

    "When you drop the soa-"
    *V I O L E N T C L A P P I N G*

    • @misty1505
      @misty1505 Год назад +99

      Yeah… took us a couple takes to control myself 🤷‍♂️

    • @anasaliyow2838
      @anasaliyow2838 Год назад +24

      ​@@misty1505 🧐

    • @misty1505
      @misty1505 Год назад +19

      @@anasaliyow2838 😨😨😳😓😔

    • @obunk8137
      @obunk8137 Год назад +23

      V I O L E N T C L A P I N G makes me giggle.

    • @ashleysamone95
      @ashleysamone95 Год назад +3

      🤭🤭

  • @BurgerBoy228
    @BurgerBoy228 Год назад +3153

    “when you drop soap” *has prison flashbacks*

  • @lonycarcristobal2064
    @lonycarcristobal2064 Год назад +893

    “DAD WHY IS THE HOUSE ON FIRE”
    “I was bored so i put soap in the microwave” 💀

  • @Malachite_Jab
    @Malachite_Jab 10 дней назад +1

    "is that melted butter? i'm gonna use it so i will cook food!"
    -Famous Last Words

  • @vampyretime177
    @vampyretime177 2 года назад +952

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    We are from a generation that ate tide pods. You think telling them not to eat it will make them not eat it?

    • @gloomy_glamour
      @gloomy_glamour 2 года назад +36

      Fr what do you expect from us

    • @Animallovercomedian
      @Animallovercomedian 2 года назад +4

      No one actually ate tide pods it was just a media frenzy

    • @AmandaDixson
      @AmandaDixson 2 года назад +3

      I'm from a generation that drank antifreeze because it tasted like soda.

    • @DrizzyB
      @DrizzyB 2 года назад

      @@Animallovercomedian I ate tide pods

    • @DrizzyB
      @DrizzyB 2 года назад

      (PS, they were kinda bussin bussin tho, but my tummy didnt really like it)

  • @thecapybara5555
    @thecapybara5555 Год назад +570

    “Obviously don’t eat it.”
    *me already having the urge to eat it*

  • @boxcollider
    @boxcollider Год назад +2661

    "I tried to touch it because it was too hot"
    *proceeds to pick the plate*

    • @hannahboebanna
      @hannahboebanna Год назад +12

      RIGHT?!! 😳😂

    • @robot3266
      @robot3266 Год назад +13

      He waited a few seconds

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 Год назад +86

      Bro how many times have you microwaved something and the plate is still cool but you can't touch the food? It happens to me all the damn time lol

    • @ieatratsfordinner2064
      @ieatratsfordinner2064 Год назад +9

      That’s only for clay plates

    • @ferretaco1263
      @ferretaco1263 Год назад +20

      Man yall need sone physics classes-

  • @yesimbackfromthedead416
    @yesimbackfromthedead416 7 дней назад

    Video: "Obviously, don't eat it"
    My brain: "Mmm, forbidden cotton candy"

  • @deeznicemoneybags-oj7cc
    @deeznicemoneybags-oj7cc Год назад +1485

    Instructions unclear, didn’t eat cotton candy, but ate soap.

    • @TheEggAlmighty
      @TheEggAlmighty Год назад +4

      💀

    • @humanhuman7280
      @humanhuman7280 Год назад +3

      ​@@user-be4zd7nc7d Dont get youself a life🙃

    • @ZvY1x
      @ZvY1x Год назад +1

      what did it cost

    • @captive8670
      @captive8670 Год назад +1

      ​@@user-be4zd7nc7d okay I won't be

  • @herpinhippie
    @herpinhippie 2 года назад +281

    Lol I did this as a kid and found out ivory soap puffs up in the microwave and that my dad is horribly allergic to the smell of ivory soap being microwaved. 😅😂

    • @soboosentual6055
      @soboosentual6055 2 года назад +3

      Jesus lol 😭 I remember microwaving soap and the whole house just smelled like dove lol so the whole house smelling like ivory soap and ur dad being allergic is not funny but it’s lowkey funny 😭😭😅

    • @bunabunatetu6130
      @bunabunatetu6130 2 года назад +1

      So, you got into trouble, right? What happened?

  • @CatMeow24-qr7uo
    @CatMeow24-qr7uo День назад

    MY BRAIN IS TELLING ME TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF THIS 😂😂😂

  • @hnaw1360
    @hnaw1360 5 месяцев назад +1327

    1984:
    "Do not eat the cotton candy soap"
    "Do not eat the cotton candy soap"

    • @IisLasagna
      @IisLasagna 8 дней назад

      "War is ivory soap
      Ivory soap is slavery
      Ignorance is ivory soap"

  • @ReaIiPlayBedwars
    @ReaIiPlayBedwars 2 года назад +1256

    “This video is sponsored by ivory soap”

    • @ddavis4730
      @ddavis4730 2 года назад +15

      I don't know, makes it look as if they're selling us a bunch of air and much less actual soap. It why they almost instantly break in half when using it. I'll stick to liquid soap and Dove bars

    • @connormoulin9755
      @connormoulin9755 2 года назад

      I’m

    • @icebela2276
      @icebela2276 2 года назад

      SushN

    • @zaniaa.
      @zaniaa. 2 года назад

      NO ITS ALL A PLOT

  • @Handlemmm
    @Handlemmm Год назад +770

    “The soap was too hot”
    Picks up glass plate

    • @darotaro
      @darotaro Год назад +24

      do you not know how a microwave works? 💀

    • @DeadDolphinMan
      @DeadDolphinMan Год назад +11

      thats a microwave

    • @Handlemmm
      @Handlemmm Год назад +29

      @@darotaro Well when I put a glass plate in the microwave it gets hot

    • @FallingStary
      @FallingStary Год назад +4

      There are too many variables to explain why it wouldn't be as hot
      So your sarcastic joke doesn't work as well when he considering the reasons why he is able to pick it up

    • @immrsimple7695
      @immrsimple7695 Год назад +5

      Looks ceramic to me

  • @SpaceCircIes
    @SpaceCircIes 6 дней назад +1

    Ivory soap, how a company realized that they can charge you more money for less soap

  • @AnonymouslyFancy
    @AnonymouslyFancy 2 года назад +1344

    “And this is how clouds are made”

  • @1nnominatum
    @1nnominatum 2 года назад +182

    I have literally never thought of microwaving a bar of soap. Thank you for sharing this with me.

  • @legendstoo
    @legendstoo 2 года назад +1637

    "Don't eat it"
    Me: IMMA EAT IT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @RyoukaSuzuhana
      @RyoukaSuzuhana 2 года назад +5

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @TerrariaTree1
      @TerrariaTree1 2 года назад +3

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @Daylen151
      @Daylen151 2 года назад +2

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @arianmortazavi9090
      @arianmortazavi9090 2 года назад +2

      HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @shaggy9418
      @shaggy9418 2 года назад

      Ñ

  • @user-ck8dq2no3h
    @user-ck8dq2no3h 17 дней назад +1

    "Forbid cotton candy"-some guy who ate it

  • @xoxoanya4
    @xoxoanya4 2 года назад +740

    "when you microwave soap"
    Sir- who's microwaving soap?

    • @Kim11546
      @Kim11546 2 года назад +5

      Hahahaha!!

    • @bjarko07
      @bjarko07 2 года назад +6

      I was thinking the same 😂😂😂😂

    • @RedLya
      @RedLya 2 года назад +8

      And me who hoping it doesn’t explode the microwave 🫣😰😭

    • @kareenholt6381
      @kareenholt6381 2 года назад +1

      Way too much time on his hands

    • @Bookerdevin101
      @Bookerdevin101 2 года назад

      Ok.. so what's the point?

  • @kourtney1416
    @kourtney1416 Год назад +537

    "oh look some soap"
    "you know what i should do? PUT IT IN THE MICROWAVE!"

  • @blueberryscentedcandle
    @blueberryscentedcandle Год назад +656

    “don’t eat it” i took a bite out of that exact soap in art class once and i couldn’t taste for a week lmao

  • @Pawed_eva
    @Pawed_eva День назад

    Kid:mom what’s for dinner?
    Me:ivory soap

  • @incognito1783
    @incognito1783 Год назад +935

    "Obviously don't eat it."
    who do you think we are, rats? *_of course we're gonna eat it._*

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 месяцев назад +15

      Forbidden soap flavor cotton candy!! ❤

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 месяцев назад +8

      I feel cheated when they say "don't eat it" 😢
      And i also feel cheated when they tell you "eat it" 💀❤

    • @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna
      @Thakur_Jay_Singh_banna 5 месяцев назад +2

      A conjuring joke :-
      What did the Lorraine warren said to the dirty house witch while handing this soap..
      She said "take a bath' sheba"
      Alright..
      I am going too far!!
      I should stop!!

    • @Itsdasummer32
      @Itsdasummer32 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @frankglover319
      @frankglover319 4 месяца назад

      Says the tide pod eater. Didn't you people learn your lesson?

  • @williamholt1574
    @williamholt1574 2 года назад +515

    "It kinda looks like cotton candy, but obv-"
    *Pause
    Me: "hold that thought"
    *An hour later
    *Unpause
    "-iously don't eat it"
    Me: *looks around nervously

  • @aubreetanner9543
    @aubreetanner9543 Год назад +133

    When I was in 5th grade, my class did this experiment where everyone brought in a bar of soap and we recorded how long they floated. I brought in ivory because my parents just bought whatever was at the store and cheap. Of course, mine floated the longest, and some of the other kids got jealous and told me that that means it's cheaper and lower quality, to make me feel bad. 10-year-olds are so weird lol

    • @diychad7268
      @diychad7268 Год назад +1

      Did you reply with, yeah yeah yeah but I still won this contest bitches

    • @aubreetanner9543
      @aubreetanner9543 Год назад +5

      @@diychad7268 I should've lol. I was way too passive as a ten-year-old but if I ever see them again, I'm gonna bring it up 😂

  • @s4geee
    @s4geee 4 месяца назад +1

    "when microwaving soap-" my face just went like 🤨 for the rest of the vid

  • @B3psi_420
    @B3psi_420 2 года назад +758

    “Obviously don’t eat it”
    Me having the urge to lick it to see if it reacts like cotton candy

  • @Mapple318
    @Mapple318 Год назад +4722

    Moral of the story: Never microwave ivory soap if you often listen to your intrusive(or impulsive i guess) thoughts.
    Edit: Im not english i dont even know whats happening T-T please stop fighting-

    • @junohoppe
      @junohoppe Год назад +89

      impulsive not intrusive

    • @mrrymako
      @mrrymako Год назад +61

      ​@@junohoppe no theyre not wrong, its intrusive 😭 do you wanna giggle at microwaved soap because it looks like genital juice?? i dont think i do

    • @bob-is-cool
      @bob-is-cool Год назад +26

      Minecraft eat sound:

    • @Mapple318
      @Mapple318 Год назад +3

      @@bob-is-cool oh god

    • @bob-is-cool
      @bob-is-cool Год назад +4

      @@Mapple318 what

  • @juikujo2976
    @juikujo2976 Год назад +1597

    “The cotton was a bit hot”
    Proceeds to grab plate

    • @Lord_Juvens
      @Lord_Juvens Год назад +20

      That's not how plates heat up in microwaves.

    • @shepard-commander
      @shepard-commander Год назад +98

      @@Lord_Juvens you haven't met my microwave

    • @Brendan523
      @Brendan523 Год назад +55

      "The cotton was a bit hot"
      "IDC! GO BACK TO PICKING!" -👴

    • @juikujo2976
      @juikujo2976 Год назад +19

      @@Brendan523 💀💀💀

    • @politicallycorrectsuper-al8796
      @politicallycorrectsuper-al8796 Год назад +8

      @@Brendan523 You didn’t put speech marks on the second line, so is that meant to imply…

  • @lizzylinks789
    @lizzylinks789 8 дней назад

    "Obviously don't eat it."
    Oliver: "That sign won't stop me cause I can't read!"

  • @christ_i_follow
    @christ_i_follow 2 года назад +401

    Him: "don't eat it"
    Me: oh don't worry, I won't eat it *puts the soap in a cotton candy bag and gives to a random person*

    • @suzannekrupa9777
      @suzannekrupa9777 2 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Silly83938
      @Silly83938 2 года назад +2

      Dam 🦫 my cousin would do the same thing 😂

    • @aslightidiot
      @aslightidiot 2 года назад +1

      Not a random person, a year seven

  • @Anythinggoeswitme
    @Anythinggoeswitme 2 года назад +628

    “ do you want foam soap or a bar of soap?”
    Him: yes

  • @clan_houltz
    @clan_houltz 2 года назад +304

    “When you drop soa-l
    “AHHHHHHHH”

  • @Oliver_Plays_Games
    @Oliver_Plays_Games 18 часов назад

    “don’t drop the soap” is what came to mind first when you said “when you drop soap”

  • @noob7167
    @noob7167 2 года назад +74

    "don't eat it"
    My brain: eat it

  • @muahahahahhahahahah
    @muahahahahhahahahah Год назад +121

    “dont eat it”
    wise people have never stopped me

  • @Magical_Trash
    @Magical_Trash 2 года назад +473

    “When I drop the soap”
    Bend and SNAP

    • @Nxstyon240fps
      @Nxstyon240fps 2 года назад +7

      He dropped the soap 🤣🤣😭

    • @buukute
      @buukute 2 года назад

      Huh, and you gon leave it down there?
      We ain't waste no mofo soap in here. 👥️️

    • @strangethang8220
      @strangethang8220 2 года назад +6

      LEGALLY BLONDE

    • @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER
      @PLUTONIUMCONSUMER 2 года назад +1

      Just squat down

    • @eloiarthm3624
      @eloiarthm3624 2 года назад +1

      i was looking for this one. i appreciate your service.
      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Crispy690
    @Crispy690 4 месяца назад +1

    “The new forbidden Cotton candy!”

  • @bonyworm
    @bonyworm 2 года назад +646

    Me: *sees the microwaved white soap* DONT SAY IT DONT SAY I-
    Me: “forbidden ice cream”

    • @Bootyeater6969_
      @Bootyeater6969_ Год назад +12

      Ay bro did u really chop Ur meat off??

    • @halludba7043
      @halludba7043 Год назад +10

      @@Bootyeater6969_ nah that’s not how it works 💀 a Google search has answers

    • @klad2860
      @klad2860 Год назад +5

      @@halludba7043 Wow really? thanks sherlock.

    • @Bootyeater6969_
      @Bootyeater6969_ Год назад

      @@halludba7043 don't he got a trans flag in his PFP and his username is "now I'm Percy" I'm pretty sure bro chopped off his damn meat 💀😭

    • @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlII
      @IlIlIlIlIlIlIlIlII Год назад +1

      @@halludba7043 joke

  • @illicitryan
    @illicitryan 2 года назад +115

    I love how he says "when microwaving soap" like wr all do this all the time lol

    • @AceripXF
      @AceripXF 2 года назад +1

      omg yes lmao!!!

    • @brendamanley1785
      @brendamanley1785 2 года назад

      Now we know what to do the next time the kids come in whining about being bored & not having anything to do

  • @lofrez1785
    @lofrez1785 Год назад +221

    *_"Why the heck does my food smells so good?"_*

    • @xmexlodii
      @xmexlodii Год назад +3

      This comment is underrated(btw our dogs look almost the same

    • @lofrez1785
      @lofrez1785 Год назад +2

      @@xmexlodii This ain't my dog. I just took a screenshot of it and used it as my profile picture.

    • @f3rzz476
      @f3rzz476 Год назад +1

      ​@@lofrez1785 stealer of dog picture 😁

    • @lofrez1785
      @lofrez1785 Год назад

      @@f3rzz476 lol

    • @xmexlodii
      @xmexlodii Год назад +3

      @@lofrez1785 this isn't my dog ether but it's my aunts I mis Luna :(

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 8 дней назад

    "obviously don't eat it."
    "What? Anyways, got some water?"

  • @one_official111
    @one_official111 Год назад +186

    The whole house finna smell good for months 💀💀💀

    • @SumeriyaYaxlaka
      @SumeriyaYaxlaka 6 месяцев назад +6

      +1

    • @afunkingamer2415
      @afunkingamer2415 5 месяцев назад

      Microwave soap action
      Cost:
      -1 soap bar
      Reward:
      Fresh scent (for main home)

  • @MMSZO_Official
    @MMSZO_Official 2 года назад +304

    “When you drop soap…”
    Me: oh no

  • @TheOneAndOnlyDumbBlonde
    @TheOneAndOnlyDumbBlonde Год назад +86

    Can we just appreciate how satisfying and fluffy the soap looks in the microwave

  • @fromthethrone
    @fromthethrone 2 дня назад +1

    Soooo satisfying to watch.😊

  • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
    @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 2 года назад +222

    “When you drop soap-“ Imma need you to stop right there.

    • @azul1964
      @azul1964 2 года назад +1

      ?

    • @gab.o_
      @gab.o_ 2 года назад

      What?

    • @ItsMikeTheIke
      @ItsMikeTheIke 2 года назад

      @@gab.o_ so are you

    • @dqrkxalt9139
      @dqrkxalt9139 2 года назад

      if yall don't get it good for u 😭😭

    • @CanIGetTheUhhhhh-
      @CanIGetTheUhhhhh- 2 года назад +1

      @@dqrkxalt9139 I’m surprised and shocked they don’t get it 💀💀