The trick to it is to have a girlfriend first, then become a valorent player. Worked for my husband, as valorent came into existence after we were married. The red flag I missed was that he is also a HUGE League player and has been since *that* came out.
as a former valorant player (most prestigious level of 22) i can agree as soon as i quit the game all of the woman rushed to me, my parents finally loved me, i finally took a shower, and i finally put deodorant on
I also was level 22 when I stopped since video games got boring, I can confirm that my dad came back with the milk, I took a shower, put on a deodorant and I’m still single
Sending this to every Valorant player I know. There's no chance of them wanting to pick a fight, since they'll run out of breath getting out of their chair.
@@ikawba00 my 5’1 friend thinks he gets girls, he has 1000+ hours in valorant, high ranked, high level, 800+ dollars spent, and cant do a pull up. he wont accept that valorant is a problem☠️☠️💀
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids." Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet. I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?
ok but anthpo videos are unironically the best videos on youtube rn in my personal opinion, this man went from "haha funny perry platypus suit terrorizes people" to high quality funny while still interesting content that's entertaining to watch (his old content was entertaining too but i like this new style more)
Thank you Anthony Pothony, this video has changed my life. Due to Valorant, everything in my life fell apart. My family disowned me, my girlfriend broke up with me, my children hated me, and I lost my scholarship. After watching this video, my life turned around. I was still disowned but my girlfriend came back and we are now engaged. Thank you for everything, anthpoth.
This video gave us so much of new information!! I mean now we know that Abhi and Paige are a couple and way more important that Hanbon has a boyfriend??!?!
This channel is without a doubt one of my favourites on the site, your videos all have such infectious happiness that you can barely find anywhere else on the site and they always make me feel happier when i'm feeling down. I always leave your videos with a grin on my face. Thank you for being such a great youtuber.
You forgot to factor that these people did google surveys, scanned qr codes, and were in moderated discord servers. Making it infinitely more likely they had no girlfriend, messing up the data.
a lot more emotionally moving than i thought. and the fact he conducted a chi-square test as well to make it statistically accurate had me baffled.. guess val players are just statistically sad
Man only 195 days... When u graduated highschool I thought ur prime was over. But this was a amazing fkn journey. I rlly hope even after college you can still post these SLAMMERS. 195 days left tho! Rlly hope you enjoy them with your friends. Prolly won't see this but u are probably my favorite ytber rn. Love ur vids. Have a great day :)
I started playing Valorant yesterday (big mistake) and it’s really fun. I suck but most people in unrated are super chill and helpful so I’m glad that I get to see what horrors I’m subjecting to myself in the future. Thank you Anthony!
Omg wait just finding out Paige and Abhi are dating literally so cute, also I’m not gonna lie playing Valorant actually makes me yell & angry when playing ngl but now I use Valorant to help me control my anger cuz now I can play it without getting angry haha XD
It's crazy seeing how far you've come from the Perry the platypus video! So proud of you man! Love the content and so excited to see the next step of your life!
as usual this is the funniest shit ive ever watched, also the amount of work put into this question is insane. side note the countdown of days before graduation is stressing me out more and more :')
Gotta say, super impressive how anthpo has evolved their brand, from a strictly skit based channel to someone who i will click on just because it's him
Ever since I started playing Valorant, I've always not been happy with myself. I didn't think they were corelated, but they kind of are now that I realize it. It's not the full problem, but it's part of it. Thanks Anthpo, and I have loved watching your content since 2019.
Was at a Carnival today and this video showed up while I was on one of the rides, watched it after I got off since this is more entertaining and important.
I’m a little bummed about that I found this great channel only around 150 days until your graduation if you see this or if anyone sees this have a great day and make a positive difference
Excellent video!Also, for the final part of the video on how valorant makes you sad, as a valorant player that has been playing since 2020 I can attest that that is 100% true.
Loved ur fits this video Jk not jk they were good but this video was also amazing. So much effort, care and time into a fun lil silly idea. Truly the most anthpo of anthpo projects! It was really nice to know that there was no correlation, honestly, but yeah, i hope that players finding themselves stuck to the game figure out that they don’t need to be if they really don’t want to. The pacing, storytelling, and editing of the video was great anthpo!!! I always get sucked into your content.
I love this video because one of my favourite musicians (keshi) is literally engaged and he admitted on a discord call to wanting to take a break from music so he could "get really good at valorant."
I didn't know there were Valorant teams in College, I'm a pretty avid Valo gamer myself(107 hours and 34 minutes, according to Razer Cortex). It's nice to now the gaming community is expanding more and more each day.
Valorant player here, have 1700 hours and am currently ranked ascendant 1. And uhh... ngl getting a gf depends on the other stuff in your life. I regularly play Valorant, compete on my college's esports team, and yes, I have a gf.
i dont play valorant but what anthony po said at the analysis part was suprisingly positive and comforting for gamers 🤔 (im definitely sending this vid to ppl if they mention abt valorant players not getting gfs cause why not)
As a Valorant player who has a gf, I got a gf after not playing much Valorant while talking to her. So I guess, a tip is to touch grass and talk to people IRL.
I like the entushiasm, but I have a couple of thoughts about the science. To do science you start with a hypothesis, in this case is "valorant players have no girlfriends". In the case that you have one player with girlfriend that is not a valid hypothesis. So then you move to "they have less girlfriends", so if they are deviated from the normal then you are right. This is where I feel the video lacks a baseline, you must estimate how "normal" it is to have a girlfriend in that age group, if the age group tends to have 50% probability of having a girlfriend, then if your valorant players have 30% they are VERY deviated. The problem is that you filtered the control group when you posted the survey aimed for valorant players. You could estimate through national databases (assuming tou have those in the US), but you are gathering the information from another source, you will be comparing pears with apples. What you could do to know is do a general survey in a group big enough and varied enough to be representarive and analyze valorant vs no valorant. Also there is a formula to see if your sample is big enough to reach 95% confidence. You can also solve how much confidence you had in this study, at least when I did statistics we didn't have a table. This is just for the science, the video is great and very entertaining
THE WORST GROUP OF GAMERS TO ASK THIS QUESTION TO ARE THE RUST PLAYERS! Im a 22 year old female and have had the game since 2014/2015 its actually crazy how much people in that games will thirst for my attention 1 moment and then call me every slur in the book the next. Rust breeds Incel, but the worst thing is, is that you get so addicted to the game you start to become more toxic as well. I have video evidence of me playing the game again back in 2020 and then over the months my tone of voice went form light and innocent to shit talking every person who tried to attack me! LMFAO
“Can Valorant players get girlfriends?”
Valorant players: “Wait, girls are real?”
girls?
da umm. in early on ur comment
hello
Reyna and Jett were so popular they made "women" into a real thing
As a girl valorant player I can say that even I didn't know girl's were real
The trick to it is to have a girlfriend first, then become a valorent player. Worked for my husband, as valorent came into existence after we were married. The red flag I missed was that he is also a HUGE League player and has been since *that* came out.
Bro married a league player 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
You have to work on your self esteem. No one deserves to be submitted to the punishment that is marrying a League Player
HELP im a daughter of a league player (he was a dota player while he was dating my mom 💀)
@@soysapphic for self defence, buy deodorant, use it responsibly.
@@soysapphic league is forgivable but dota 💀💀💀💀💀
This video just teleported into my hand
That's how the internet works
Wow same
mAgIc
*omen ulted
me
Damn, the fact you brought hanbon then said she has a boyfriend is just emotional damage
That’s all I took from this video, too. Like dang
yea on the grindr
@@mostevilbeing what's the joke supposed to be???
@@Nick-dx2pt I was replying to someone else and they deleted their comment or something 😥
these videos are unironically thought-provoking. The amount of effort and skill you have is so inspiring dude.
“I’ll be back”
Agreed. He made a freaking control group…… and read through hundreds of responses….
@pug I mean polls are considered to be the least viable, but it's till something
as a former valorant player (most prestigious level of 22) i can agree as soon as i quit the game all of the woman rushed to me, my parents finally loved me, i finally took a shower, and i finally put deodorant on
weakest grass enjoyer
@@capitalistball2924 fr
On golly
I also was level 22 when I stopped since video games got boring, I can confirm that my dad came back with the milk, I took a shower, put on a deodorant and I’m still single
I don't know what drugs you've taken but can I get some too?
Sending this to every Valorant player I know. There's no chance of them wanting to pick a fight, since they'll run out of breath getting out of their chair.
Damn 💀
This is why if you actually have a life outside of Valorant, aka are not grinding to reach diamond + then you stand a chance
@@ikawba00 you fool what if i don't even play that much but i'm immortal
hahahah i am the ultimate valorant player
@@ikawba00 i also play league
@@ikawba00 my 5’1 friend thinks he gets girls, he has 1000+ hours in valorant,
high ranked, high level, 800+ dollars spent, and cant do a pull up. he wont accept that valorant is a problem☠️☠️💀
Anthpo is so powerful he could get a girlfriend OR a boyfriend
U sure its "or" and not "and"
Aswell as a wife, husband and uncle wait what
@@Entropy101Q He seems like a pretty loyal guy
Yesterday. during our scheduled Furry Hour, my 7 year old refused to to be cooperative right from the start. Eventually he threw a tantrum, telling me "I don't want to learn about furries anymore. This is stupid. I wish I could go to regular school like all the other kids."
Needless to say, I was devastated. I tried to tell him that the reason I homeschool him is because the public school system does not respect our beliefs and practices. I reminded him of the time his first grade teacher called child services because I barked at her during our parent-teacher conference. He didn't want to hear any of it though, so I just left him alone to do a Math worksheet.
I haven't talked to him today yet, and I'm trying not to be upset at him, but it's so hard. Please, have of your children gone through this phase with homeschooling, and if so how did you handle it?
Is this real?
@@Squidward589 yes
i-
@@dipz6479 but is it really real like I need to know
@@Squidward589its probably a copypasta
Who needs a Relationship when you’re on the Grind
On the grind and you don’t take showers💀
@@mufoitzzz8798 its to save time (also showers are really scary)
Copium
Grindr*
@@mufoitzzz8798 listen, YOU dont know how scary showers can really be. they killed my family, they burn my skin, THEYRE HORRIBLE
ok but anthpo videos are unironically the best videos on youtube rn in my personal opinion, this man went from "haha funny perry platypus suit terrorizes people" to high quality funny while still interesting content that's entertaining to watch (his old content was entertaining too but i like this new style more)
If u look at 15:54 in the background you will love this comment a whole lot more lmao.
@@fireblaze1073 noooo way how did i not see that lol
He pulled out stats sheets for this one lol
This man just performed a better study than 1/2 the PhD students in my school...
Thank you Anthony Pothony, this video has changed my life. Due to Valorant, everything in my life fell apart. My family disowned me, my girlfriend broke up with me, my children hated me, and I lost my scholarship. After watching this video, my life turned around. I was still disowned but my girlfriend came back and we are now engaged. Thank you for everything, anthpoth.
Thats fast this videos just came out,great that erything work’t out in the end buddy 👍🏻
as a stats major im genuinely impressed he actually used a goodness-of-fit test for the data lol
I still cant believe they actually followed through with Abhi dating Paige from the manga. These poor ACU show watchers arent ready for the war arc.
as the girlfriend of a valorant player i cant wait to see this video
Scientifically impossible.
@@galactichasyoutube775 factos
ur lying
he just reached gold 1 im fr 😭
Hate these bot comments
I can't believe I'm here in this timeline watching Antho doing a null hypothesis test with a chi-square test with alpha of .05
As a classmate of many valorant players, who don't have girlfriends, I'm very excited about the video and maybe I will send it to them
As someone who doesn't play Valorant and doesn't have a girlfriend I'm intrigued by this video
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This video gave us so much of new information!! I mean now we know that Abhi and Paige are a couple and way more important that Hanbon has a boyfriend??!?!
yeah i won't sleep peacefully until i know who hanbon's bf is
@@odrfy she’s posted him before
@@nnnn-sc2im oh i didn't see him where?
@@nnnn-sc2im IS IT ANTHONY
@@bxzarie_ no
The fact that this could and is considered an actual social experiment
This channel is without a doubt one of my favourites on the site, your videos all have such infectious happiness that you can barely find anywhere else on the site and they always make me feel happier when i'm feeling down. I always leave your videos with a grin on my face. Thank you for being such a great youtuber.
You forgot to factor that these people did google surveys, scanned qr codes, and were in moderated discord servers. Making it infinitely more likely they had no girlfriend, messing up the data.
/tainted data smh
or lied lmao
I truly believe that Anthpo produces the highest quality videos I have seen- and the fact that he does it more than once a month is insane.
Legitimately a kind of wholesome video, especially at the end. Love these cute little projects of yours, anthpo.
The fact that Anthpo actually used a X^2 test in real life is crazy
a lot more emotionally moving than i thought. and the fact he conducted a chi-square test as well to make it statistically accurate had me baffled.. guess val players are just statistically sad
This was such a banger video omg, so well put together. Massive W RUclipsr, actually inspirational
I demand a Vincenzo/Enzo crossover episode. The man needs to brought into the group lol
Who's the guy at the end
@@adil0028 your mom
@@postonian425 sheesh grow up
I just want to say that anthpo's fashion sense is so good. I really like the regular outfits between the costumes.
Man only 195 days... When u graduated highschool I thought ur prime was over. But this was a amazing fkn journey. I rlly hope even after college you can still post these SLAMMERS. 195 days left tho! Rlly hope you enjoy them with your friends. Prolly won't see this but u are probably my favorite ytber rn. Love ur vids. Have a great day :)
I started playing Valorant yesterday (big mistake) and it’s really fun. I suck but most people in unrated are super chill and helpful so I’m glad that I get to see what horrors I’m subjecting to myself in the future. Thank you Anthony!
How did you do all this and make something so meaningless… meaningful. That is such an impressive skill Anthpo.
the best part is that this isn't just good content, its an actual portfolio-worthy case study. respect the grindset
"Treat valorant players as league players"
Take notes everyone
Omg wait just finding out Paige and Abhi are dating literally so cute, also I’m not gonna lie playing Valorant actually makes me yell & angry when playing ngl but now I use Valorant to help me control my anger cuz now I can play it without getting angry haha XD
replace Valorant with Destiny 2 and Same.
it was janice all along
The belt, sweater and trouser combo anthony's wearing looks really dope
the way I'm watching this before my ap stats test and actually understanding the chi-square test made me unbelievely confident for tomorrow
Anthony having 3k hours in CS is a glorious revelation. It would be so interesting to run into you in a faceit game
Im from the same region as him so its possible I've qued with him lol
It's crazy seeing how far you've come from the Perry the platypus video! So proud of you man! Love the content and so excited to see the next step of your life!
as usual this is the funniest shit ive ever watched, also the amount of work put into this question is insane. side note the countdown of days before graduation is stressing me out more and more :')
came here to escape my stats homework 13:58 brought it all back. I can never escape 0.5 confidence level
Me when I realize I play valorant:
*_Well I'm fucked_*
Gotta say, super impressive how anthpo has evolved their brand, from a strictly skit based channel to someone who i will click on just because it's him
Holy shit this man is doing actually valid statistical analyses, I’m so proud
“I’m an acquired taste.” 😩💀 Why does that hit so hard…
Anthpo definitely got an A for this Statistics assignment.
I love Enzo just sitting in the background during Abhis interview😂
(it’s sad that he’s gone but I’m having a good time re-watching old videos)
Dude your outfit while interviewing people at the beginning was elite
Ever since I started playing Valorant, I've always not been happy with myself. I didn't think they were corelated, but they kind of are now that I realize it. It's not the full problem, but it's part of it. Thanks Anthpo, and I have loved watching your content since 2019.
I was giggling like a gremlin for the entire video 🗿
Also your hair looks really nice
Was at a Carnival today and this video showed up while I was on one of the rides, watched it after I got off since this is more entertaining and important.
my friend who's a valorant player and a girl got a gf im so proud of her
Goddamn, she's super lucky.
the flower that grows under adversity is the strongest of them all or however it goes
Bruh the last part got me for a sec. It was kinda wholesome in a way but funny as shit. Keep up the good work Anthpo!!!
I like how Anthony’s asking about if Valorant players have a girlfriend while in front of an anime waifu body pillow
He's Anthpo, he can get away with it.
Just as I was looking for a truly special, intriguing, videoessay. Anthony comes and delivers this right to my recommended.
As a Valorant player with over 870 hours and am currently level 291. This video is true
I’m a little bummed about that I found this great channel only around 150 days until your graduation if you see this or if anyone sees this have a great day and make a positive difference
I met a married couple in one of my ranked games while playing with my dad so that was fun ( we play sometimes and it’s always fun)
Excellent video!Also, for the final part of the video on how valorant makes you sad, as a valorant player that has been playing since 2020 I can attest that that is 100% true.
Anthpo is really spreading love to the unreached people of valorant
9:43 dude actually used chrome in a video sponsored by opera gx 💀💀💀
Wait… so you’re statistically more likely to have a girlfriend if you’re a valorant player? Guess I gotta pick up valorant now
I love how you were playing the Valorant music video theme as a sad piano ver. in the background lmao
okay but the work anthpo puts in these videos is unironically phenomenal
The crossover we never deserved
Loved ur fits this video
Jk not jk they were good but this video was also amazing. So much effort, care and time into a fun lil silly idea. Truly the most anthpo of anthpo projects! It was really nice to know that there was no correlation, honestly, but yeah, i hope that players finding themselves stuck to the game figure out that they don’t need to be if they really don’t want to. The pacing, storytelling, and editing of the video was great anthpo!!! I always get sucked into your content.
15:53 how is perry still alive i thought he burned to death, perry is the terminator
I love this video because one of my favourite musicians (keshi) is literally engaged and he admitted on a discord call to wanting to take a break from music so he could "get really good at valorant."
I'm friends with a valorant player, he got a boyfriend.
I am from Texas, and I can confirm Indian women bully me for playing Valorant so i cry every day is indeed a huge problem.
I didn't know there were Valorant teams in College, I'm a pretty avid Valo gamer myself(107 hours and 34 minutes, according to Razer Cortex). It's nice to now the gaming community is expanding more and more each day.
Idk if 107 hours is too much iv got like 900
100hours is like first day playing
@@tash1nalam912 Nice, yo be honest 107 is DECENT, 900 means your a regular
@@urnoob5528 Yeah I’m hardstuck Iron 3
idk if its a good thing 💀
The piano version of the valorant theme at the end is such a nice touch lmfao
Anthony: So I brought someone
Me: Janice?
This video is great, love the valorant music in the background as well at the end
Insane how you actually used statistics to find correlation in this 💀
It’s 2am and I can’t sleep.
GOOOD THING ANTHO POSTED
All hope is lost no gf ever
Short answer no, long answer no but with extra words
Valorant player here, have 1700 hours and am currently ranked ascendant 1. And uhh... ngl getting a gf depends on the other stuff in your life. I regularly play Valorant, compete on my college's esports team, and yes, I have a gf.
When Anthpo uploads gotta click instantly❤
i dont play valorant but what anthony po said at the analysis part was suprisingly positive and comforting for gamers 🤔
(im definitely sending this vid to ppl if they mention abt valorant players not getting gfs cause why not)
sending this to my valorant playing gf
Whoah anthpo making a video about valorant players can't wait to watch
As a Valorant player who has a gf, I got a gf after not playing much Valorant while talking to her. So I guess, a tip is to touch grass and talk to people IRL.
I can´t believe that the count of your graduation it´s already at 195 days left
The only reason I played the game is because of a girlfriend I had lmfao
This video came out of no where, but I am all for it
wdym? Valorant is a dating app
TBH the mullet is working SO WELL Anthony please never ever cut it
How tf is Anthony still single?? LADIES get ON it..
sounds like YOU want to get on it
I like the entushiasm, but I have a couple of thoughts about the science.
To do science you start with a hypothesis, in this case is "valorant players have no girlfriends". In the case that you have one player with girlfriend that is not a valid hypothesis.
So then you move to "they have less girlfriends", so if they are deviated from the normal then you are right.
This is where I feel the video lacks a baseline, you must estimate how "normal" it is to have a girlfriend in that age group, if the age group tends to have 50% probability of having a girlfriend, then if your valorant players have 30% they are VERY deviated. The problem is that you filtered the control group when you posted the survey aimed for valorant players. You could estimate through national databases (assuming tou have those in the US), but you are gathering the information from another source, you will be comparing pears with apples. What you could do to know is do a general survey in a group big enough and varied enough to be representarive and analyze valorant vs no valorant.
Also there is a formula to see if your sample is big enough to reach 95% confidence. You can also solve how much confidence you had in this study, at least when I did statistics we didn't have a table.
This is just for the science, the video is great and very entertaining
BTW Can we just take a moment to appreciate all the effort Anthpo put in this video just to answer this one question for us!😄
THE WORST GROUP OF GAMERS TO ASK THIS QUESTION TO ARE THE RUST PLAYERS! Im a 22 year old female and have had the game since 2014/2015 its actually crazy how much people in that games will thirst for my attention 1 moment and then call me every slur in the book the next. Rust breeds Incel, but the worst thing is, is that you get so addicted to the game you start to become more toxic as well. I have video evidence of me playing the game again back in 2020 and then over the months my tone of voice went form light and innocent to shit talking every person who tried to attack me! LMFAO
LMAOOOOO I SAW THIS POSTER ON LIVI I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS FOR A YY VIDEO
I love how this whole video is just Anthpo bullying every valorant player
Bro your yt videos are like my thoughts but way better and funnier
Die for you playing in the back at the end is perfection
Hype video, also sexy die for you piano track at the end
You know it’s good when I like the video before it even starts 😻