Everything Wrong With Where The Crawdads Sing in 18 Minutes or Less
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Where the Crawdads Sing is a movie that happened. Oh, and crawdads don't actually sing, FYI. Here are the movie's sins...
Thursday: Animated adventure sins from the 20-teens.
Remember, no movie is without sin. Which movie's sins should we count next?
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Man, that final sin was glorious. You can feel the anger of whoever wrote it and Jeremy conveyed it perfectly.
At this point I think Jeremy WAS the one who wrote it.
I haven't enjoyed Jeremy's anger this much since Fallen Kingdom. It was glorious. SNL digital parody had me howling
Agreed, Jeremy's anger over the cop out twist ending felt genuine, and he was probably the one who wrote the sin.
Jeremy has unleashed his inner angry video game nerd by the end 😂
I actually took notes. That is omega-level creative profanity.
Interesting that the author of the book Where the Crawdads Sing, her husband, and her husband's brother, are all still (since 1996) wanted for questioning by the Zambian government, in connection with the murder of a poacher. She says she wasn't involved. A bit strange, that someone wanted in questioning for a murder is now a bestselling author of a novel about getting away with murder...fun stuff. Anyway, loved that last sin, man. What a work of art.
and her son too! And dont forget they were kicked out of Botswana by the government for their treatment of local people!
Its amazing to me that she can posture herself the way Kaya does: a natural creature forced to defend itself with violence when she literally went to ither countries and perpetrated it
@@kerryonmywaywardson9805 If a character was written the way you just described, she would be considered evil! How fortunate that person is not real! 👀
@@kerryonmywaywardson9805 and it's the fact that killing a poacher would 100% go along with this theme lol
@Dawn 1,000% agree 😁
Kind of like author Anne Perry, aka Juliette Hulme, that murdered Honorah Riper and went on to have a successful writing career after only serving five years in prison.
I just want to know how she's managing to have amazing, nonfrizzy hair while living in the middle of the MARSH. Her hair is humidity proof
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her mom’s brush is still in the bedroom. she uses that
@@hobi143 do you not know how any hair besides straight works? even people with frizzy straight hair need more than just a brush to tame it. and that's with using water to wash it that's not from a marsh. now this is obviously a cottagecore fantasy where that logic would probably be used, but she looked remarkably clean and put-together at all times for someone who doesn't have the same means or necessity as "modern" folk
@@washedbluef*cking hell, you took that comment so seriously you decided to write an entire dissertation as a response 🙄
She’s got Buckwheat in a leg lock.
That final sin was a magnificent, what in the disney channel fuck moment. I seriously applaud the effort put into the writing and delivery. just... magical!
Ya see, down in the south, the animals all do random things that help us explain the plot in ridiculous ways.
"Go to the place where the squirrels play cards at high noon. Look for me there."
Give them something incredibly vague like "head on down to where the ants get after sticky shit left on the ground"
But, which game? Where I live they play poker on the east end of town, bridge on the west, gin rummy on the north, cribbage in the south and UNO in the town square. And when a squirrel has a draw 4 wild card played on him, you do NOT want to be around.
@@katymvt We have so many squirrels up here in Toronto I kinda believe you.
I went there and you stood me up! WTF?!?!
@@katymvt All I know is that any animal with hands has the ability to play cards...
I’m so glad you pointed out the Chase and Tate thing because I kept getting confused on which one was which.
Agree...
also, that's racist
If you think thats confusing you should try watching some war movies. All the guys tend to look the same. White guy with a buzz cut. And I say that as a white guy with a buzz cut
yeah, when I originally watched the movie I was always confused which guy is which lol.
@@2eachaccording Lol. 😂
@@et3182 also they are wearing the same uniform and helmet which does not help things
That last sin was single-handedly the best sin we’ve ever had the pleasure to witness here on Cinemasins… 🤣🤣
My favorite is still when the fast and furious jumped the sub and the sin counter blew up and died lmao
I am expecting that s4ithead birdman be again a movie a$$ki$$er and say WHY DIDN'T YOU READ THE BOOK. F4K BIRDMAN
My favorite is the Kung Fu Panda one where Oogway gets the f*ck outta dodge
@@michaelmclaren1333your comment made go watch that. I have seen any of them since like the 4th one so I was laughing hard af 🤣
I’m surprised you didn’t sin Kya’s managing to evade CPS until she was 18
@Dawn Your grandma's a badass
nah it was a different time 60 years ago, that could happen for sure
"I'm pretty sure you can make Scripture say anything if you try hard enough." the accuracy
The richness of that accuracy.
@@lizardog The accuracy of the richness of that accuracy!
The richness of Christopher Hitchens laughing in his grave.
I'm pretty sure that was in the Bible.
"Now, I'm not saying Jezebel's easy, but before she moved to Sodom, it was known for its pottery!" Krusty the clown
That last one, though. Part of the reason why I watch Cinema Sins.
17:38 - Sometimes I really wish those Cinemasins guys would just tell us how they feel about a movie instead of beating around the bush like this.
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Yeah, it gets old fast.
this was so great...that RANT at the end
plus I bristled so much about how easily she gets published. I couldn't get past it...I just kept thinking, even in the '60s... wouldn't that beautiful book just end up molding in the slush pile?
YES. yes it would.
what happens in the book is she sends her drawings to the local naturalist society/observatory place and they're like "hey, we want to make a book about the nature in this area and since nobody really knows anything about it besides you, we want to use your drawings, we know someone at this publishing company" and there are a bunch of meetings before it actually gets published. it probably would end up as a "coffee table/sit on the bookshelf to look cool" book because it's so pretty, and who doesn't love pretty books that make them look smart?
Skeeter/Eugenia from The Help has entered the chat.😂
I watched this movie in a 9 hour flight, it took me like 4 hours to finish because I kept falling asleep
I liked the movie. Sure it was slow in some parts but the life of someone from approximately 8 years old to a 24/28 year old? It's gonna take a while.
Lol you still managed to finish it! I couldn’t.. I ended up switching to another movie on my flight!
My girlfriend took me to see it in theaters with her and I fell asleep in the first half hour
I had the same problem on a 15 hour bus ride! It took forever for me to finish this movie.
LOL, same!
I was more interested in why her siblings left her so coldly when she was so precious… Were they all psychopaths?
As someone reconnecting with an entire family of half siblings at 39, not all of us HAVE a choice in leaving, coldly or otherwise. The real hard part of it is I never knew them, so it's not like I wanted not to know them, but they didn't know that and I'm the oldest, so correct or not I FEEL like I abandoned them, because I wasn't there as a big brother, so what if I knew or not. I know that's not fair to me or anyone, but always keep in mind these are FEELINGS, they just ARE, they don't have to be 'correct' or make sense.
We were kids, NONE of that was any of our faults.
Just like here, they were children, it's none of THEIR faults, it's solely the fault of the adults around and responsible for them. EVERY kid needs to know that, YOU ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS YOUR PARENTS DO OR DID. You have to move past that, it's in the past and you can't control it. You CAN control what you do with that past, with that experience, how you react to it. And if you can't care for yourself and be responsible for yourself, you can't be expected to do so for others.
Her siblings weren't psychopaths, they were PEOPLE. Scared, hurt people.
@@RobertMorgan get outta here, they are literally leaving the home FOR GOOD suitcases in hand without even glancing at their sister or acknowledging her existence in any way, that is WAY over the top. It screams "this happens because I dont know how to write a proper script and move things along in a believable way
That final sin was so good, I had to share it with my friend even without the full context. Well done, sir. xD
“Boiled Dirt.”
*Inner southerner triggered*
My feelings exactly
Yes southerners, we must rise up-
Wait, this how the civil war started.
I literally cannot keep Tate and Chase apart, since I haven’t seen the movie I have no idea which one died, who assaulted her, and who she ended up with in the end.
Lol it’s pretty straight forward. She killed chase cuz he assaulted her and kept harassing her and she ends up with Tate. But I get it, it’s kinda confusing
Read the book before seeing the movie. :)
@@tarastreasure 🤷🏾♂️ meh
then you're an idiot lmaoo
*"Total swamp girl, but f**kable."*
😂😂😂
The best part of the last sin for me is that Jeremy makes it plain as day when he loves or hates a movie, and whichever one it is, it's just awesome!
Your final rant was pure genius!!
Biggest sin with this movie is how often people go to Asheville for supplies. If this fictional town is on the coast, Ashville would be a good 7+ hours away and not at all the best place to go for supplies when there are plenty of larger towns much closer.
Polly Morgan's cinematography in this movie was beautiful
Precisely, the cinematography and Daisy Edgar Jones' performance were the best parts of the film.
@@trinaq Wait? What? You thought her emotionless, soulless performance was a highlight? She was incorrectly cast to begin with. She lives alone in the wild, outdoors her entire life, yet in the movie she is often the palest character. Like she was locked in a basement or maybe wore conservative Amish clothing or something. In the book her skin was so dark that some in the town thought she might be black. This movie did a very poor job representing the book. And the book was merely good, not great. And the cinematography was the best part, sure, but it wasn't spectacular by any means. Far inferior to any "Planet Earth" or "Life" episode, or any nature production narrated by Attenborough really. Shot properly the "marsh" could have been the character that the audience wouldn't want to leave at the end of the movie.
I hated how they casually name dropped Asheville. They acted like it was a short drive away, when in reality it’s a 5+ hour drive from the coast, which probably would have been a longer drive during this time period.
Excellent point! Like pick a town everyone's heard of in NC that isn't so far away. Raleigh? Charlotte?
THANK YOU! I had the same issue with the book. Asheville is at least a 6 hr drive from anywhere on the NC coast. Sheesh!
Plus, not to mention the traffic you'd likely encounter on US 70, and the many "slow down" (speed limits of less than 35 mph) towns they would have to go through just to get to Asheville. 🤦🤷
In the book it’s Greenville
I love how he called out the birds only sing in the morning bull. I also live in Tennessee and one memorable night a stupid bird kept me awake with its singing. I just about pulled my hair out!
Eerily enough, around the same time this film came out, the author, Delia Owens, was accused of covering up a murder back in the 90's.
The story broke in 2010
Wow, that's some great free publicity for an author.
@@thefriesofLockeLamora yes, but then people rediscovered it when the book started becoming more popular because of the impending movie.
Every book is a reflection of an author
The real sin is the lack of knowledge of North Carolina. You can’t just be driving to Asheville for fun from the coast. That’s like eight hours nowadays not to talk about back then. Bigger sin is that this wasn’t even filmed in NC. Love the inclusion of the Piggly Wiggly though.
I don't understand why movies have to romanticize shit. Kya is described as a character who had a hard life and was focused on survival yet everything is clean, spotless, polished, she's super attractive with shiny hair and even the younger actress who played her looked like a normal healthy kid. I'm not saying actors have to starve for a role but at least choose an actress with a slimmer physique if the character is described as malnourished.
God damn, have we ever seen Jeremy as angry as that last sin?
Definitely. Watch the sins video on Cloud Atlas about the cosmically stupid language choices. Fantastic rant.
Yes. ;) Not many times tho.
I suggest watching the ending sins to escape room if you want to see an angry Jeremy
“HALLELUJAH! HOLY SH*T! Where’s the Tylenol?”
The last sin you gave was so deep. I felt every bit of frustration you did.
I read this book in 2020. Couldn't have imagined such a laughable adaptation. This is hilarious 😂
@@michelle2481 it actually developed things and didn’t rush through, was less of a court case murder mystery book tbh. Movie didn’t do the book justice at ALL
@@jackkelly3317 agreed with this take. I read the book first of course.
@@jackkelly3317 the book still didnt make sense though, like all her family leaving her and not giving a shit not even her siblings etc
the movie is good
17:39 needs to be put on a T-shirt and utilised for contemporary monologues.
Jeremy is a God damn genius.
Edit: I mean the Cinemasins Jeremy. Not the movie Jeremy.
Jodi?
@@sanadbenali6993
Ha.
“It already has the audience on the tropes!”
Perfect.
So after all that shit…she actually did it.
I felt those last 50 sins 😂
The fact that everyone left her pissed me off. That mom gets no sympathy from me.
Congratulations cinema sin guy on reaching the amazing milestone of the 1000th sin video woo 👏🥳☺️
'How's the peeping Tom? How's the peeping? Tommy, Tommy, Tommy'. I love how you continually use this wondrous phrase.
Never have I felt so much joy watching a movie get sins that it deserves.
Though a lot of the sins are just how much he hated the movie lol, funny af but the movie was pretty good in my opinion, I was surprised.
@@stratsai I dont get people seeing a movie with horrific plot holes and still saying its a good movie. If the plot and characters make no sense, it would have to be some amazing dialogue to make up for it, but this isnt exactly Tarantino level dialogue
@@leob4403 Not everyone searches for deep plot holes while watching. Some people open up and let a movie sway them for entertainment. Me personally, I didn't notice any plot holes that were that sinister.
Tell us what you really thought of the ending 😂
Jodie… I mean, Jeremey, the young looking lawyer sin… Just means we’re all getting older. Pretty soon they’ll all look like teenagers 😬
ha! "jodie"
Yeah, like I went to the dentist for a filling and I recon the dentist and her assistant were both only about twelve. I'm thinking 'What? I'm paying a small fortune for these children to stick pliers and needles in my mouth? Shouldn't they be in a lane somewhere playing hopscotch?'
Excellent episode. But I must say, on that final sin, you wasted an opportunity to mention Fried Green Tomatoes.
This is your masterwork :) Loved it.
The book was a great read. The book also did the fast forward to the trial then the rewind to the past. I thought the movie looked beautiful, but the cliches are so abundant due to the shortening of the story for the movie. 50 sins for the twist is just mean haha.
The book was a horrible read. Simple, unrealistic, contrived.
Goddamn, that final sin had me rollin’! Cinemasins peaked with that one…never will be anything better! 😂😂😂
*Chase found out.*
Saw this last summer, and the mystery plot was ok, but it's not a movie that I'd want to watch over and over.
I agree with alot of the other commenters for your final sin, it was the rollickin' rollercoaster of obscenities that came from your piehole 😆😂🤣, gave me such a laugh and made the movie's slow pacing much more bearable. 👍
Carnival Shoes and Lindsey Stirling in a single sin?! Amazing!
I actually really enjoyed this movie, more than I thought I would
Same, was looking through all the nasty comments and thought I was alone in this
It was a cute movie, the main character really endeared me into liking her. As far fetched as it was, I enjoyed the story and wanted the best for her
@@deecee8601 I 100% agree, I thought the acting was pretty good also, and visually I found the movie very beautiful.
Nowadays feels like we're not allowed to like things unless they're perfectly executed, what happened to just enjoying movies despite their "flaws"?!
amusing video, but in all honesty the movie was very good even in spite of a few minor qualms. would recommend watching.
interesting themes of death in nature, other-izing (for lack of a better word), and nature vs nurture with respect to human development (overlaps some w other-izing) are just a few things to watch out for and think more about.
e.g. was it actually murder or self defense? we dont know much about how he died in that moment, but we do know that he was dangerous and his attacks were escalating quickly. in fact we dont even know if it was murder or he actually just fell to his death.
Yeah, very good movie.
the fact this video exists *ding*
“Where the crawdads sin.”
I feel like that last sin was worthy of at least 5000 sins, for how it was built up. **ding**
Angry Jeremy is sheer gloriousness
Good lord that last sin sounded like he couldn't hold it in anymore! A true "Thomas had never seen such bullshit before in his life" moment
That final fifty sins had me in tears I was laughing so hard it hurt
So, I normally I watch your channel on a device I cannot make comments on, so that is why I am making them now. First off. I am a die hard movie fan, and even if I do not agree with every comment you make, I still laugh my a** off, and I never get offended. People who do, need to get a grip. I started watching your channel when The Last Jedi came out. Your review made me laugh until I was sick and I constantly quote “f****** fuel in my head all of the time. So, keep it up! I did watch this movie, just before watching your review. I did like some things about it. Including the ending, but oh my stars! Your tail end rant was one of the best things I have ever heard! I love the way you used other swampy/ bayou themed movies as swear words combined with real swear words. I laughed, and laughed, and laughed. I literally told my family that I think this movie’s ending might have broken Jeremy.😂 I still laugh about. Did you write most of it? Or was it a combined effort? Because it was well done. I hope you are not scarred too badly, and will continue to give us your hysterical reviews.
Any video with a Guys N Dolls reference gets an instant like.
I love this movie. So much. I do love your videos, always funny
Does anyone else use CinemaSins to quick watch movies you're not sure you wanna put the time and energy into watching?
As someone who lives 30 minutes from Chapel Hill, I do occasionally dream of going there.
They've got great restaurants over there. Haha
The who now with the what-itz
Shut up shut up shut up
You want thingymbobs, I got twenty
@@Sarahonwheelsbut who cares! No big deal!
Man, not even an M. Night twist could bring out this kind of rage from cinemasins
My biggest sin was that I felt so mesmerized by the beauty and acting of Daisy that I almost ignored all of the sins committed in the movie
Dude dont be such a simp
I got tired of this movie when it was a fucking book. I couldn't go ANYWHERE online without seeing "You like books? We know you like books. You should REALLY buy Where the Crawdads Sing" I noped out then, & I noped out when I saw they turned it into a movie.
Also, that final sin... chef's kiss.
That last sin was Where’s The Tylenol levels of hell yeah
How very brave of you to come for this movie.
I saw this movie I loved her art work in it I draw too
"Angry dad said sit down.....sit down and don't rock the ⛵" 😂🤣👏🏿
DAISY EDGAR JONES WAS GREAT IN THE MOVIE!
Now we know who actually watched this movie....the people making this video
I need you to know that Aladdin king of Thieves has like 1.5 secs of logos that’s it 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
The final 50 was almost as good as Clark's jelly of the month club Christmas bonus. I say "almost" because you should have ended your rant with "hallelujah! holy shit...where's the Tylenol"!? I would've died had you ended it on Clark's BEST on screen rant in history.
I'm quite surprised you sinned this one. You guys usually go for the more popular, box-office-ey, action/comedy type of movies.
THE CRAWDADS DON'T ACTUALLY SING!
Another 100+ sins for how sketchy the author Delia Owens is and the parallels between this book and when she and her husband lived in Africa.
I only saw about 15 minutes of this movie, in bits, on my way through to do other things. My favorite thing about the movie is that I only saw about 15 minutes of it.
"This love scene concludes in 15 seconds after SIX THRUSTS" WHY DID THAT GET ME😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I agree that was the worst yet uncomfortable scene in a pg-13 movie
had to pause to say "The CrawShank Redemption" probably wold have been better than the actual movie. okay, back to the video.
"I'm not crying, you're crying"
Will i ever actually watch this movie? no. Was I going to? Also no. Do i absolutely love the glorious rage of this sins video? yes, yes I do.
I loved the Guys and Dolls reference haha
I wanted to read this book when it came out but it sounded too depressing.
I'd never heard of the book, and never saw a trailer. Went into this film at random. I really enjoyed it, one of the better films I saw in 2022.
sorry about that
@@ianitor I'm sorry you didn't enjoy it
That last sin, Jeremy Jeremy Jeremy, you are _the_ actual best.
So much better than that stupid movie! Also, I want to know if it's her detergent or marsh water that gets her clothes so clean.
That last sin 😂👌
50 SINS! Tell me how you really feel.
No need for alarm clocks in Australia.. the birds are outrageously loud in the mornings.
Dog gone is a great and clever name for a diner in the south actually
I was confused at the end. So she did kill the guy. But how? Wasn't she away with her publishers in another town when the incident happened?
No the court was actually right, she did leave in the night but the way they were saying it just sounded ridiculous. And they set it up throughout the movie how smart she was. She would cover tracks and erase prints. Plus her character is so likable, you kinda hope she didn’t do it, or if she did, it feels justified.
@@kylaphilippe580 Yeah, I don't know why they described it in the book, but didn't show it in the movie.
@@puggs_2128 They explained it in the book, which the movie oddly omits
Since I kinda liked the movie, and thought the insinuation that she did murder the guy was stupid, I just pretended that the necklace fell off his neck as he hit his head and fell, and that it landed somewhere way off, and she found it and picked it up much later.
I don't care what the book said.
@@georockstar09 only good thing about the movie was that she did it and he deserved to die and i hope he burns in hell.
I watched this movie little while ago. I though it was pretty alright. You made it funny 👍
“The Houston Texans” 😂😂😂😂😂
Happy 1,000 videos, Cinemasins.
Love when cinema sins makes for a great movie review.
I liked the movie. But I cannot believe you didn't sin those horrible CGI birds in the opening.
thatch register was the change after a .99 sale and ringing up 1.00 change being 0.01
That explanation WOULD make sense...but when the cash drawer is opened and shut again, the display should reset to zero. The only way for the $0.01 to remain is if the cash drawer didn't close all the way after change was given. +100 sins for the cashier's irresponsibility!
Some of those old, mechanical cash registers would only open if a sale was entered. If you needed to go into the drawer you would have to wait for someone else to make a sale or ring up $.01.
They should call it Where the Crawdads Sin. (wah wah trumpet sound)
"less is moor" ahahahahaha ahahahaha
🤣😂🤣💯!!! I died several different times during this video.
I believe this to be your best EVER!
Last summer my Mom pushed me into this Craw Dad world ,read the book and viewed the film.
So dead on with your commentary.
And your ending, PURE BRILLANCE!