I like how Bach says he doesn't see spongebob anymore because he's grown up and I'm sat here, pretty sure I'm older than him, wearing my spongebob pyjama bottoms
Unfortunately, the peter pan theory is kind of true. The original author of the real peter pan (James Matthew Barrie) is a pdf file and got a hold of the Davies boys. Two of the boys he molested, off themselves from the trauma Coop made a great video about it if anyone was interested diving into peter pan's author
these conspiracies remind me of that meme or whatever that’s like your English teacher asking you what the author meant by having blue curtains… but it’s like they’re just blue there’s no meaning
The idea that SpongeBob is the “secret formula” probably just implies that he’s the MVP of the Krusty Krab and he just makes burgers like nobody else and yk what that’s fire
The whole meaning of Nemo thing is actually highly ironic The fish was named after the character Captain Nemo in 20 thousand leagues under the sea. Captain Nemo gets HIS name from the latin word for no one because of the fact he attacked colonial ships in sudden ambushes and would then leave without a trace. Could even be a reference to the Odyssey and the whole "telling the cyclops your name is no one" thing as well. Pixar just didn't THINK about Nemo's meaning as a word and referenced a nautical story
Knowing the material (novel) Disneys Peter Pan is based on, they’re not that far off of it. It’s a messed up story that obviously had to be made more child friendly by Disney. 💀
some people r so silly. the burger shop is a crab trap, mr krabs says "this is what i taste like" and theres no other crabs around. hes scared of it getting out bc hes feeding people his own kind and is pretty much a cannibal for eating one.
My favorite thing is when these conspiracy accounts confuse the terms “conspiracy”, “theory”, and “conspiracy theory”. They do not all mean the same thing lol
Why do these freaks have to make everything into this deep and/or mysterious thing??? Sometimes media is just what it is (SpongeBob is just a silly cartoon about an anthropomorphic sponge named with a silly name, etc.) It’s like when you’d analyze a book in school - sometimes the curtains are blue to symbolize sadness or solemnity or calm, and sometimes the dang curtains are just freaking blue!!!! I swear everyone just wants to seem sooooo deep and dark and original I could barf. Also, these vids are definitely AI created, probably even the “scripts.”
No “send this to your family groupchat” made me thoroughly upset and I cried
My gran is gonna be so sad she missed this one since i can't send it 😭
finally feeling nourished after a long drought
Someone finally paid their water bill 😂
@@majikgaming_yt3885bach paid hers
I’m comingggg can’t wait to hear Bach talk about the menstrual cycle on a massive stage
you’re coming?????
i cant wait
The crowd are all gonna look like vampires after this show
youre WHAT
@@korin9673 yess £25 is a steal too
Batch is my favourite conspiracy theory
The way he says *Sponkgsbob* kills me every time... 😂
And squigwarg 😭
Same 😭
twinkerbell really got me
oh yes.. spunkjbob and twinkerbell, my favourite childhood characters❤
conspiracy theory bach is actually arthur tv wearing a mask because the real bach has been kidnapped by leona lewis
yesss and leona lewis has made him look at a screan where he is only 8 pixels
I like how Bach says he doesn't see spongebob anymore because he's grown up and I'm sat here, pretty sure I'm older than him, wearing my spongebob pyjama bottoms
"MERCH MERCH MERCH" we say, banging our knives and forks on the table in unison
your return has been long anticipated
FIONA IS A CANNON BALL!!!!!
i was searching for this comment
Spongebob being the food makes it interesting due to the fact that Spongebob seems to be able to regenerate at will.
Still a sponge though not meat
“Without further or do” took me OUT lmao. It is actually “ado” so you were right. That TikToker had a “bone apple teeth” (bon appetit) moment 🤣💀
Lmao right it's actually adieu
@@lamabutlamming omg thank you for letting me know haha. You can probably tell I never use that phrase 🤣
@@lamabutlamming Actually, it's "ado". It's also a cool example of a fossil word - a super old and obsolete word that's only used as part of an idiom.
i could feel my mouth salivate at the mention of merch… my prayers have been heard
ur so me
Unfortunately, the peter pan theory is kind of true. The original author of the real peter pan (James Matthew Barrie) is a pdf file and got a hold of the Davies boys. Two of the boys he molested, off themselves from the trauma
Coop made a great video about it if anyone was interested diving into peter pan's author
i was looking for more of these comments it’s kinda crazy how some people don’t know some orgins
please you’ve STARVED US of your blessed content i’ve been waiting for days 😞
'WELCOME BACK BACH!' we all say in unison !!!
ELS
“welcome bach” 😭
WELCOME BACK OH WONDEROUS BACH
"This comment format is so old, overused and outdated" we all say in unison.
@@andsprite3034 bet you're fun at parties jesus christ love
bach merch? what’s going to be on it? menstrual cycles and rose toys?😭😭
Everyone wants a rose toy with bachs face on it 💀 😂
@4:00 Bach not remembering Squidward is only on the till and Spongebob is the chef is heartbreakinf
Also why does the music in the background of all these conspiracy videos sound like a sad cat meowing lmaooo
I believe it's an instrumental from an injury reserve song it's quite a good song actually
SLIGHTLY Reminds me of Shiloh dynasty and xxx .
It's actually the original creator's cat, just edited to sound more scary
these conspiracies remind me of that meme or whatever that’s like your English teacher asking you what the author meant by having blue curtains… but it’s like they’re just blue there’s no meaning
The music on these genuinely make me nervous
just paused my wedding for this
come again??? 😭
The idea that SpongeBob is the “secret formula” probably just implies that he’s the MVP of the Krusty Krab and he just makes burgers like nobody else and yk what that’s fire
I heard Italian Bach is a cannonball...
Bach I love how you say canninball instead of cannibal
conspiracy theory video, merch, a live show? “THANK YOU MASTER BACH” the bachlings say in unison ❤
Our queen has posted finally 🙌
I was Js crying and I had to stop so I watched this. Worked very well. 10/10 cry no more bach
The AI generated "art" behind the likely AI generated text telling us AI regurgitated conspiracies. I'm ready to crawl out of my skin. Thanks, Bach. 😊
"Is this the busy police" is all I needed to hear and the like was earnt xD
The whole meaning of Nemo thing is actually highly ironic
The fish was named after the character Captain Nemo in 20 thousand leagues under the sea. Captain Nemo gets HIS name from the latin word for no one because of the fact he attacked colonial ships in sudden ambushes and would then leave without a trace. Could even be a reference to the Odyssey and the whole "telling the cyclops your name is no one" thing as well. Pixar just didn't THINK about Nemo's meaning as a word and referenced a nautical story
NAHHHHHH KING HAS POSTED
BACH MERCH BACH MERCH LEONA LEWIS PRAWN
he rly said "twinkerbell" 💀
that's his pet name for arthur too
the conspiracy theory is that king bach is actually the one making all of these
“GIVE US MERCH! GIVE US MERCH! GIVE US MERCHH!” we all chant in unison
howd bro get from fishing to rolling round like a pig 0:19
i can’t watch these videos before bed or i get too frightened
you know this video is gonna be fire when the first crazy conspiracy theory is SpongeBob related
bach you just get it. i need someone with the same sense of humour as you and arthur tv !
Knowing the material (novel) Disneys Peter Pan is based on, they’re not that far off of it. It’s a messed up story that obviously had to be made more child friendly by Disney. 💀
Yep. I usually call them days
the way bach is saying spongebob is actually killing me
i didn’t know u made youtube vids. so glad they the same energy and as funny as ur skits
The comedic timing of Batch calling me a fat arse as I took a bite of my dessert... can't even be mad 🤣
Good i was having bach withdrawals
No views 12 secs, bro fell off
these comments always fail to be funny
@@roseannamccarthy20 yup-
12 sex??
@@korin9673what u talking abt
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Him mistaking cannibal for cannonball killed me😭
Whoever wrote that willy wonka theory definitely does sociology alevel 😔
Nobody gonna call out the fact Bach said there’s 9 Harry Potter films? Why did I take this so personally
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BACH WE LOVE YOUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!11❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I don't think the Tom and Jerry episode with the train tracks was the last episode.
I think that was a misconception that got out of hand.
We should get an hour long roblox horror video with arthur as an apology 🤗
This was so whimsical Bach 🎉
bro the busy police just won’t get off your back WHAT THE FRIG DUDE😮😥
Please my lord may we have merchandise
WELCOME BACK MY LIEGE
I love these pls make this a series
some people r so silly. the burger shop is a crab trap, mr krabs says "this is what i taste like" and theres no other crabs around. hes scared of it getting out bc hes feeding people his own kind and is pretty much a cannibal for eating one.
Save the Oompa Loompas 😂😂😂 this was very funny
It's "Without further ado" meaning 'without fuss or delay, immediately'
👍 yippee
bach I've missed rubbing by toes against tuna while watching you, glad ur back
Cries in italianbach american fan
0:47 HOWD U KNOW
Batch watching ur videos r literally the peak of my week!!
That injury reserve instrumental just made me want to go listen to some injury reserve
CANT WAIT TO SEE YOU AND ARTHUR LIVE ON THE 10TH!!
HES BACK!!!
thank you bach you fill my soul with joy every upload!!! 🙏
happy birthday italian BACH 💜 thankyou for always supporting my PERIODS 💜 pls don’t ever die you’re so funny 🌈🌈🐬🐬💕💕💕💕💕💕
please don’t die i love your content 💔💔
Loved the new intro Bach made me jump everytime you said boom
i wish bach was real and not a conspiracy theory
New intro made me fall out of my seat it was too awesome
“Thank you for feeding us papa Bach” we all say in unison
actually my fish once ate my sisters fish, so I guess that's how fish can kill each other
My favorite thing is when these conspiracy accounts confuse the terms “conspiracy”, “theory”, and “conspiracy theory”. They do not all mean the same thing lol
doing phenomenal at the promo stuff bach
Just shared to my mum as she loves laughing at ridiculous conspiracy theories 😂😂😂
“THANK U BACH.”
We all say in unison
where do you get your t-shirts they look comfy
The Peter Pan grooming allegations
you're spiritually missing out if you don't still watch a little classic spongebob once in a while
Why do these freaks have to make everything into this deep and/or mysterious thing??? Sometimes media is just what it is (SpongeBob is just a silly cartoon about an anthropomorphic sponge named with a silly name, etc.) It’s like when you’d analyze a book in school - sometimes the curtains are blue to symbolize sadness or solemnity or calm, and sometimes the dang curtains are just freaking blue!!!! I swear everyone just wants to seem sooooo deep and dark and original I could barf.
Also, these vids are definitely AI created, probably even the “scripts.”
i always exclaim YIPPEE every time i spot a new bach video
THE QUEEN HAS POSTED 🎉🎉🎉🙏🙏🙏
13:28 bach’s really fighting demons this video😭😭😭
ahhh papa bach is back !! feeling nourished rn
0:59 is the moment Italian Bach became French Bach
"Thank you Bach, our alpha" we all chant in unison
sponkgebob and squigward
“thank u bach for ur awesomeness” we all say in unison ☺️☺️
You guys should do a podcast in jersey and the Channel Islands
thank you bach you fill me with joy every single day!!!! 🙏🙏🙏
„Sponksbob“ „twinker bell“ BACH WDYM
Also squigwuig???😭 HUHHHH
Father has fed us. Thank you, Father.
he’s finally bach 🤗
yes lord bach you’ve moistened our hungry mouths. we’re thankful for this nutrient you’ve blessed us with 🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️🍽️
Bach is my roman empire, only person that makes me laugh