Meet the Janitor (TG-Station)
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- Опубликовано: 1 янв 2023
- Here is a brief overview of the Janitor in Space Station 13 (For TG-Station and it's downstreams).
Music Used:
Space Station 13 Music - Title1 (Flip-Flap)
• Space Station 13 Music...
Meme Drive // Kavinsky - Nightcall (Airhorn Remix)
• Meme Drive // Kavinsky...
Animations made for the video: / j2md08m
Artist: / cylkadrafts 
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![[SS13] Morph](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/tzDgWr7JCFk/mqdefault.jpg)
Bonus Meme: ruclips.net/video/Y1Z04cOxib8/видео.html
True test of janitorial skill is to put a wet floor sign down in such a way that it's hard to spot before slipping, but in a place you can silently point at it to evade all blame.
Wear the wet floor sign, point at yourself
From my experience that’s literally anywhere because people will ignore it anyway.
@@jtroopa People ignore these things in SS14 all the time, at least on Frontier
A real janitor worth his salt knows not only how to clean but how to get down and dirty in robusting anyone's ass, they are the immune system of the station.
A fun tip, on /Tg/ codebases, your janitor skill contributes to how fast you can mop the floor. With the advanced mop from the science department, and legendary in cleaning skill, you can near instantly clean a tile. The advanced mop also does a decent amount of damage itself. A true janny is the master of the mop. Sometimes one slip can save the station!
@@M3hillus do not cite old magic to me I was there when TG still used original feweh code.
I am the man who forced all servers to change autolathe coding thanks to a dupe abuse.
I am the bucket man who crashed bee (multiple times untill region banned).
I am the silly billy who made negative pressure bombs in the medbay which exploded so hard they had to oficially cap maximum explosive force in the fulp codebase.
I was there when you could still make poo grenades.
I made the slime grenades that instantly turned anyone in a radius into a slimeperson and went with those holy apparitions to the furry servers (vanned at least 5+ times)
I hope the new jannies are doing fine, cause I dropped ss13 after I started studying. Be sure to leave a message here after you do some silly stuff that doesn't involve skill-maxxing. Consider this an invitation to the ancient janitor hall of fame.
I once got taken to court and sued by security for not using a wet floor sign.
The sentence?
Have both of my arms be sawed off by the doctor and 69 years of of community service...
_...as a janitor._
Figuring out how to mop floors without any arms was a challenge to say the least.
Did you find a way?
@@SimpleGamer3333 You can gargle the water in your mouth, spit it on the ground and wipe it with your foot (not really but that would be cool)
Another way would be, Janitor car have auto cleaner as upgrade. If he can get someone to print and put that on car may work.
Least insane sec punishment
Least bloodthirsty sec department
holy shit a modern day s13 youtuber that actually helps me play the game lets go
Janitors are one of the easiest roles to master, and one of the most robust roles - you've got so many temporary disable opportunities
I love how he’s dressed like Roger Wilco
Someone pointed that out to me! Wasn’t my intention, it’s just how my character looks in general.
Ive been thanked for being a janitor even when it wasnt my official job title i just usually end up finding a mop and bucket cart in a closet and get to cleaning if the station isnt in total chaos
What I usually do as a jannie is borrow a plumbing constructor and make an automatic space cleaner bottler (although it can be tricky getting enough room in maints behind the custodial closet). Then carry around a space cleaner spray bottle and a couple of bluespace beakers full of the stuff to refill and clean up all blood, vomit, and whatnot in record time.
I’m loving these SS13 shorts, keep up the good work
This, THIS IS GOLD! Bravo, 10/10, encore!
fact
Remember to thank your local janitor, in or out of game.
Nobody mentioned the Mr. Clean edit. I see you and appreciate you.
Good shit, encapsulates a lot of the shit you do as a jannie. Also, didn't know there was a way to make galoshes better.
Janitor bear trapping the whole ass station
I feel like loading in as a clown and just insisting you're a janitor is a recipe for fun.
Great short, i love ss13 content
I remember when I first played Janitor. Was cleaning up med bay after it got absolutely caked in blood and burn marks. While I was cleaning I got attacked by a space fish and went unconscious. A medical robot put me in a tank and healed me up. I got my mop and bucket and kept cleaning. Then a radiation storm happened and I got severely radiated and passed out again and got medical attention from a player. After that everything went fine and I kept cleaning until the shuttle docked and we all left.
Ah my fav class... roboticist next?
At some point! I do have another department in mind for the next one though...
BOTANY GANG YOU'VE BEEN BOTANYD, GET LEMONED MY DUDE
Love the content! Good job
I played for the first time yesterday, spent 15 minutes wandering around the station looking for the janitor closet, got jumped by 2 slimes right outside medical, was dragged inside and fixed up by doctors, just in time to be handed a gun and made to defend the medbay from a syndicate attack. I died. worst first day of work ever
also cultists love it when you yeet cleaning grenadesi n their cult ritual room
FLASHBANG
This is so great! Nicely done. I would love to see more of these for other classes.
TG? Man, have *some* mercy for the newbies, direct them to paradise or yog...
That good mate
Man, I cant wait for you to get to Roboticist
I can ;)
As a jani I:
1.broke into chem
2.made a shit ton of drugs
3.layed on the floor tripping balls
4.sec shows up arpund 5 of em
5. Somehow fight them off and batons dont effect me
6.get flashed and arrested
7.break out of prison 3 times and harrass sec
8.get executed by eni via throwing me out the airlock
Damn thats mad lot of newbie talk.
True jannitor does not care as he is the one truly owning the station, cares for it and maintains it.
Как радостно когда не только русское сообщество SS14 снимает видео
Excellent Jojo reference.
Don’t forget spraying space lube and getting someone to hack the airlock for the escape ship open so they slide out into space
It's very hard to find people talking about SS13
I cannot describe the joy that this and your other short brought to me.
Make more of these. : )
Last time I played Janitor I got bored cause everyone was super clean even medbay. So I got my hands on super lube mopped some tiles so that if you stepped on them the right way you'd slide right out of the airlock.... I was banned for that but worth it.
The best video of all time, I need more!
I have literally never played Janitor lol
VERY good video
Love the Roger Wilco reference.
I just wish that i could play space station 13 again. I got banned from it for using an auto clicker and i did not really remember getting a single warning for it before or get banned temporarily
which server did you get banned from? Just play another lmfao
More SS13!
ITS A JOJO REFERENCE?!
I think cargo tech is the best job for the new players
i remember when i fed the janitor fetanyl as a psychologist then killed him with a fire extinguisher and got banned
Temporary or perma
Yessss
Pepper spray jani memes
I just use soap since I don't need the water and it doesn't make floors slippery.
Of course, I use soap also in my regular toolkit. Only problem is that for people that don't know how to make soap it's a limited resource.
I forgor to setup the sign but after apoligizing I didnt get beat up 😎
GET OUT OF MY FEED
You got it, I have removed myself from your feed.
Why would a janitor need a bear trap?
Who knows?!
Space Bears (and running from anything in maints).
Swain said it better
JoJo reference!
First one to be culted, rev‘ed, sacrificed, absorbed, abducted, contracted, xeno‘ed or webbed.
You mean the clown?
@@TheA1ternative The clown _is the one_ who sacrifices, abducts, etc.
ниче не понел но очень интересно
Respected no.
Ngl if you play jannie on TG you will get bullied
From my experience mostly not (unless you’re a shitter).
Janitors face after he dies, trying to clean Kalium that i spilled
Я тебя не понимаю
Shto problem?