📕My Girlfriend Kissed the School Hunk in My Sports Car, She Thought the Car Was His

📖 Story Synopsis:
While handing out flyers, I saw my girlfriend Alicia disheveled and passionately kissing the school hunk in a sports car.
When I knocked on the window, the school hunk asked her, "Who's this?"
Alicia, leaning against him, said, "Just a simp. If you don't like it, I'll break up with him right away."