@@aarondobbs2958 no, the real karate kid is Johnny Lawerence from the Cobra Kai dojo. Who was brutally cheated by an illegal leg kick in the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament.
Very true. I took Tae Kwon Do and after you take classes, spar with others you get all your agression out. Also you realize that you can hold your own in a fight and can deal real damage to someone not trained. Its better to just walk away calmly. Confuses the hell out of people. lol
@@garryhargraves124 AGREE INDEED! It's alot HARDER to CONTROL the MINE to NOT get ANGRY and loose your cool. JUST LIKE MOST LEFTIES THESE DAYS!! WHO HAVEN'T ANY BOUNDARIES Or SELF RESPECT!! SAD!!
What is that, like rogans version of a “freak off” ?? It just sounds super gay. How can anyone believe this lame story? It’s so dumb. Ohhhh he just saw that movie the Gentleman and the Colin Farrel scene. 😂
And it wont be even close to criminals that Joe thought in that school. Joe talked about those openly in quite a few podcasts. Murders , mafia members and such
My hand to hand combat instructor on Midway Island once told me after we finished the 10 months of instruction, “everyone is a tough guy until you meet up with a sociopath who will shoot you for the quarter in your pocket. So try not to act like a tough guy. No one really is.” Wisest words I ever heard when it comes to guys thinking they’re tough guys.
Yeah I remember once I was at a train station near my place someone asked me for a cigarette and I said "No, I don't smoke" he immediately responded with "Do you want to die?" and I just said you him "No, do you?" at which point he just shut up.
In the UK it's all knives. What a lot of those little scrotes don't realise here is there's a growing number of what the US might call Preppers that dress in a way that includes a tool belt, which effectively gives a decent(ish) excuse to carry all kinds of things, one of which being half and full tang carpet knives. It's one advantage of having no guns; if you have a decent reason other than fighting then you can carry, plus we only have to outrun the thug, not the lead being fired, if we don't think we can handle the odds.
My trainer once said to me: If you only want to train to hurt others, then I will stand in the ring with you! Martial arts are not for hurting others, but for protecting your loved ones and yourself! My trainer was one of the greatest people and I am glad that he trained me.
@@BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Its what schindler says to goeth to stop him on his insane rampage of horror, he almost says it as a way of tricking him. Like if i tell him this story he might lay of the brutality. Very clever part of the film
No, like the kid in this story was confident because he was stupid but once he realized joe knew mma he was scared because he had no confidence @@Cheeseyman
@@philipdratcliffe9648 What? lmao You’re right, some kid would definitely have done well against a super fast and capable pro fighter in the early 80’s. He was already at nationals for TKD KO’ing people and had a handful of pro KB fights at that time.
@@JarrenHunt These guys have 0 idea how it really goes. I know amateurs who trained muay thai for 5+ years and all it takes in most fights is one punch and they put people to sleep. Obviously not against other fighters, but the average hoodlum is skinny and drug addicted.
@@JarrenHunt Joe Rogan never did shit all in martial arts besides talk a big game. My 10 year old nephew could probably knock out that 5 foot tall loser, regardless of how much HGH he has deforming his skull.
#1)I'm too old to be running. #2)I wasn't ever fast enough to be outrunning anybody anyway. #3) My Beast Mode days are pretty much behind me as well so it's gonna take about 3 secs of me feeling threatened B4 my X Factor comes out of it's concealed carry holster. Don't blame me. Blame old age. Blame escalation. Blame the day & times we living in. Can't match fists to knives & guns.
Joes the type of guy to share a story about being punked by a kid and trying to look tough 😂😂. Wasn’t so tough when UFC fighter were calling him out quick to apologize
I know right, i hear a variation of this story from everyone who says they can fight. but the people who actually can fight...never talk about the fights the get into, or almost get into
He probably didn’t. He probably had those dead eyes like a shark. If he had no idea who little-big Joe Rogan was, he isn’t living a life of just chillin. It’s another antisocial, raised by momma, no mentor having, entitled race-hyper thug who about lost his hearing.
He can do no wrong. Apparently he's the smartest AND toughest guy out there. He and Dana White have a lil man complex from hanging out with actual alphas all the time.
As a black belt female in tae won do I swear it's helped me avoid being attacked and get out of a few dodgy situations. Just being confident of myself.
Not really all the guy that I met that box do not have anything you mentioned they were cocky with big ego talked like they were better then everyone and always want to start shit just cause they think they can box😂
My apologies, I forgot the difference between my generation and the things that call themselves fighers now💪let me rephrase. REAL fighters have a above average measure of control, the "fighters" today are little more that vicious dogs with no structure.
Why is this unbelievable to people? I watched my dad beat the brakes off this dude that tried to steal his truck, and he wasnt a taekwondo champion. Some people just have a fighters spirit and dont put up with peoples shit.
The kid was joking with him. The lie told, he said it was other kids. He talked to one. Pay attention. If kids really wanted to rob him in a bad neighborhood. He would have gave up him money or died. No man defeated a bullet yet.
My 3 yr old just walked in to the room and said "father, my endless affinity for simple sugars has surpassed my bodies craving for protein and fats. Have I finally reached Nirvana?" and I said to child "no child, we have only just begun". That's when he did 650 push-ups in a row, and proclaimed "father! The sleeper has awakened!!". True story.
I've never lost my shit, am always the calm and collected one in tense situations. I'm more scared of what I could do to the other person when I lose control than I'm for my own safety.
@@Tim_van_de_Leurreminds me of my daughter telling me she had forgot to lock her door n was lying in bed wishing she'd left a potential house robber an apology letter for the damage she was going to have to inflict on the poor guy 😂
Well, the difference is there's a chance One is theatrics, and the other readily shoots hot lead kissing the sound barrier right from your hip or pocket.
What a Wonderful attitude to have in such challenging situations. My hope is those young lads think about how they were dealt with and more than that, think twice in future. Respect and admiration from England UK 🏴🇬🇧🇺🇸
Joe did the right thing. All martials arts have a fundamental principle, "Only use your skills in self defense". I've trained Judo for nearly 20years, I've nearly always worn a Budokan hoodie, I've never started a fight I've had to finish a couple, but only after the person has swung at me..... Never throw the first punch unless you can follow through with it. Kids don't have discipline anymore 😔
When I was about 18 this kid who just knew a little about fighting blew my head off with one of his head kicks, almost put me out, he was about 15% the size of joe, if joe hit you with one of his head kicks me personally I’m dying on the spot I couldn’t take another head kick after that last one I got 😂😂😂 ( I was innocent too they tried to rob us )
I still remember this news story when I was younger where a couple of kids tried to rob this older man, (like in his 70's) and he beat them all to a pulp because he was a golden glove boxer. 😅
Something like that happened in Lawrence MA in the late 90s as well. It was a crakkhead trying to break into an old ladies house and the neighbor who was also old beat the S out of him and put him in the hospital. he was WWII Marine Vet.
Many of us go to a dark place when it comes to bullies. How much satisfaction do you get when you see the s* heads on movies get what’s coming to them, from someone worse than they are? How many times have you felt satisfaction when you gave a horrible human being exactly what they begged for? I’m not a big guy and I’ve had many people try to bully me, but I grew up fighting and I didn’t mind showing them I prefer friendship, but I can make you think twice about f* with me ever again.
Disarmament is part of martial Arts training. Distance is your only advantage of having a gun. Hard to rob a person from a distance. Game over if your within striking distance even with a gun. Discipline is the lesson here.
@@JesseSilas-mr3qi game over if within striking distance? The gun will still almost always win, there’s an exception to every rule but if you actually think showing up to a gun fight with a fist is a good idea then your only training with either must be from Hollywood sitting on your couch.
Lamer kids have shot people in the face for less. The lack of respect for human life has grown viciously. Don’t underestimate the level of stupidity and anger in people by how they look. How they look actually doesn’t mean as much as how someone acts. Watch what people do; you will likely notice some kind of irregularity before a given confrontation. Now the question is; are you prepared? And will you be fast enough to act to protect the ones you love and care for. A lot of people say and think they will be, but if your mind has not encountered confrontations often, don’t take offense but you likely will not be fast enough to react to a given situation in order to protect properly. Drop one’s ego if you think you are fast enough to. No matter how fast you think you are; there are times where you will not be fast enough cognitively. That is why I brought to you the reader of this message. Are you prepared? Being prepared mitigates the possibility of such an encounter, as well as the actual encounter itself. Be prepared to protect your loved ones because wreckless stupidity is rampant.
The kid is like "oh, this guy's a karate teacher- he really doesn't have any money" 😂
Lol. People just don't know, this is so true 99% of the time
Karate teacher have a lot of money from people who sign there kids for "real karate". Plus karate is different than taeko
🤣 🤣 🤣 he gets paid in gum
@@sayko9303 you meant fake karate right?
@@tegathemenace Its fake karate, but the owner make it seem like "real karate"
Bro got the joe rogan experience
Must underrated comment ever!!!
If he got that joe Rogan kick then yea it would've been an experience
He said it! He said the thing!
😊⁰l⁰ppp @@mitsuomits9077
This
And that’s how Karate Kid got his sensei.
Except no. He was bullied and Mr Miyagi saved him.
😂😂😂
@@aarondobbs2958 no, the real karate kid is Johnny Lawerence from the Cobra Kai dojo. Who was brutally cheated by an illegal leg kick in the finals of the 1984 All Valley Karate Tournament.
It does sound like a story from Cobra Kai or some shit xD
Well, Jaiden is black so this would make more sense.
Being calm is a big advantage, a skill learnt through martial arts.
Being calm wins fights thats why all boxers and mma fighters are calm.
Very true. I took Tae Kwon Do and after you take classes, spar with others you get all your agression out. Also you realize that you can hold your own in a fight and can deal real damage to someone not trained. Its better to just walk away calmly. Confuses the hell out of people. lol
This conversation isn't a conversation street kids have. Cap
That's why it's called a discipline
@@garryhargraves124
AGREE INDEED!
It's alot HARDER to CONTROL the MINE to NOT get ANGRY and loose your cool.
JUST LIKE MOST LEFTIES THESE DAYS!! WHO HAVEN'T ANY BOUNDARIES Or SELF RESPECT!!
SAD!!
Imagine you mug someone and it turns out to be joe rogan.... lmao
Attempt* to mug someone lmao 😂
He won’t do shit he ain’t a fighter and he’s old as fuck
What is the meme?
And then I just started blasting.....
Then I would start to look for cameras
Imagine he went up and saw joey Diaz do shitkido
Bro almost got a free lesson.
Ain't nothing free about that lesson, that's an expensive lesson lol
No free healthcare over there 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@23rdAGEnothing is free in this world
Yo
😂😂😂
Staying calm is a huge power move
Believing influencers 😂😂😂 imagine being that gullible
It didn't work lol if the door was a block farther hed be fighting kids
@@PatrickArcatothat’s joe Rogan…
@@PatrickArcatobruh... you missing all the chromosomes
@@PatrickArcatoi knew some dipsh*t would comment something like this i just didn’t realize it’d be so soon
That kid deserves the real Joe Rogen experience
What is that, like rogans version of a “freak off” ??
It just sounds super gay.
How can anyone believe this lame story? It’s so dumb. Ohhhh he just saw that movie the Gentleman and the Colin Farrel scene. 😂
@@freshredux5933 your one of those kids aren’t you 😂😂 yeah it happened so stop coping 😂😂 kid
Respect can save your life
Explain how you can respectfully mug someone? (Generally curious)
edit: because it’s impossible in my mind, I was generally curious.
Nonsense. Have a loaded gun and you'll be just fine.
My grandpa is 84 and well because he carries a gun with him all the time.
@@MrWoodcuttingget your head out of your bum you didn’t understand his comment lol just say that
Nah he was scared is what it was it wasn’t respect lol let’s be real and stop the cap
It’s a fake story genius
It would have been AMAZING if that kid said 'yes' and went into the studio.
That kid today Rob Font
It wouldn't though would it? It's veeeery sad to talk like this
And thus joe became the hidden master of the shadow fang who strikes at darkk on Robbers and turns them into justice guardians better than the pols
@@jonfoulkes3160😂🤡🤡
And it wont be even close to criminals that Joe thought in that school. Joe talked about those openly in quite a few podcasts. Murders , mafia members and such
"If you want to take something how about you take my class"
This line low-key hard. 💯💪🏾
Same
😂😂😂
In the old days, learning a discipline would have helped them to be better people. I no longer trust that people would use the skills for good.
yes so he can use the skills to better rob ppl
My hand to hand combat instructor on Midway Island once told me after we finished the 10 months of instruction, “everyone is a tough guy until you meet up with a sociopath who will shoot you for the quarter in your pocket. So try not to act like a tough guy. No one really is.”
Wisest words I ever heard when it comes to guys thinking they’re tough guys.
And it has only gotten worse in all of our cities in the interim since that instructor gave you this advice.
Why does everyone say this like the fighter isn’t armed, Sean Strickland and Jon jones are packing too people had to learn the hard way
Him being so calm while the kid is trying to rob him should’ve been a red flag😂
I think the kid saw the flag 😂😂
@@tre641 Well if YOU never heard of it--that's IT then. Gotcha.
A spinning high kick would have been nice though.. 😂
@@tre641kid probably just had a knife and still didnt want smoke
He was a kid trying to rob an adult, so obviously he didn't take him seriously
bro living in a 80s kung fu movie
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yeah this was a dream of his lol
Haha a young danielson
Joe Miyagy
Stop it 🤣
"i teach a martial arts class"
"Shit man thats rough, here, sounds like you could use 20 bucks"
😂 Great at fighting and too poor to gaf
😂
that's how i understood it
Anyone who’s ever taught martial arts knows you get paid peanuts 😂
Hilarious 😂
That “no” was so parent like 🤣
"Jamie, pull up that video of me kicking a Bears head off."
😂🏆🥃
Bear was 4 '11" apparently
This made me laugh so hard 🤣
AI's got your back Jamie.
Was searching for this 😂😂😂
90 % mental to shut someone down. . 10% physical
This kid evidently didn't care. Joe escape to the building that's what save him.
@@pio7763 he doesn't have to care to get his head kicked off
@@Short1794facts
99 percent Blinky 1 percent is the 7lbs of pressure 😂😂😂😂 everyone got a tough guy story 😂😂😂😂
Yeah I remember once I was at a train station near my place someone asked me for a cigarette and I said "No, I don't smoke" he immediately responded with "Do you want to die?" and I just said you him "No, do you?" at which point he just shut up.
Kids don't fight anymore. It's all gun play. Even a small tiny kid can take your life.
Not if his gets taken away first. These little fuckers will sometimes fall on the wrong person lol
In the UK it's all knives. What a lot of those little scrotes don't realise here is there's a growing number of what the US might call Preppers that dress in a way that includes a tool belt, which effectively gives a decent(ish) excuse to carry all kinds of things, one of which being half and full tang carpet knives.
It's one advantage of having no guns; if you have a decent reason other than fighting then you can carry, plus we only have to outrun the thug, not the lead being fired, if we don't think we can handle the odds.
@@tagheuerwoods6241
True, but they'd need to be in close.
They don't always come within
an arm's reach. :/
Joe Rogan is smaller and more tiny than most of kids lol
Yep and that’s why the parents need charged as well
It’s literally the parents that created the trash that affects others
That’s a main character moment for sure
Moral of the story, Joe's got money 💰
Brilliant 😂😂😂
💀🤣
😁🥂
Hilarious story for joe😂
Pockets full of millions
True martial artists diffuse a conflict workout throwing one punch. Respect to Joe
*workout?
Self-control is a STRENGTH,
Not a weakness ✅
What's a conflict workout?
@@colt4505 LoL 🤪
My trainer once said to me: If you only want to train to hurt others, then I will stand in the ring with you! Martial arts are not for hurting others, but for protecting your loved ones and yourself! My trainer was one of the greatest people and I am glad that he trained me.
Being a monster with self restraint is absolutely badass.
Gay
Damn I know... one day I hope to stand strong in the face of adversary... one day, need more training
Not until the kid shows a gun
Joe Rohan monster 😂
@@Cp_9900fighting in the street is very G and so is Joe
They tried to challenge a taekwondo teacher 💀💀
That “okay” said it all 😂😂😂😂
I love this. Real Power is when you know that you can fuck somebody up but instead you walk away from the situation. Thats real Strength
Real power will get you killed.
Have u been watching schindler's list?
@@armondtanz a very long time ago. I barely remember the film though. Why do you ask?
@@BigPaulie_DaMenace192 Its what schindler says to goeth to stop him on his insane rampage of horror, he almost says it as a way of tricking him.
Like if i tell him this story he might lay of the brutality.
Very clever part of the film
@@armondtanz Power is when you have every justification to kill a man but you don't
He then invited the kid in to take his class and changed that kid's life. That kid was Jamie.
Jamie was a good boy that got a degree from a very prestigious institution
@@Zyklon_B_still_and_know_God If OP says he was a shitty street kid, the he was.
"Jamie bring up that video of the bear teaching taekwondo"
"Jamie, pull that up"
😂
brought to mind the café scene with the coach in The Gentlemen.
Whenever a man is calm in the midst of confrontation. BE AFRAID
Unless he’s just stupid
@@oofwhite1159that’s confidence
No, like the kid in this story was confident because he was stupid but once he realized joe knew mma he was scared because he had no confidence @@Cheeseyman
im gonna touch u
@@gabehill8062 taekwondo*
That kids jaw and ribs got saved from 2 years of rehab because of kindness right there
Midget rogan would have done nothing 😂
Your jaw hard at work with that but hugging right there boy
@@philipdratcliffe9648 What? lmao You’re right, some kid would definitely have done well against a super fast and capable pro fighter in the early 80’s. He was already at nationals for TKD KO’ing people and had a handful of pro KB fights at that time.
@@JarrenHunt These guys have 0 idea how it really goes. I know amateurs who trained muay thai for 5+ years and all it takes in most fights is one punch and they put people to sleep. Obviously not against other fighters, but the average hoodlum is skinny and drug addicted.
@@JarrenHunt Joe Rogan never did shit all in martial arts besides talk a big game. My 10 year old nephew could probably knock out that 5 foot tall loser, regardless of how much HGH he has deforming his skull.
Real men possess the ability to unalive others but choose not to. Bravo Joe Rogan.
Real men also dont use words like unalive to replace kill
@@johnboybarr1332 hahahahahah so true, what a coward
@@johnboybarr1332you think that someone called Marrietta is a real man 😂
@@TheKingOfBeanshey he is just Italian joe Rogan fan named Marietta
@@johnboybarr1332 lol, true. what's with this unalive and other bs? are ppl afraid of words now?
I respect a real warrior that’s you Joe mentally physically
First rule of self defence is walk away second rule is run away third rule is talk yourself out of it fourth rule is beast mode
or just skip the bullshit and go beast mode.... Joe just got scared...i get it...first thoughts are what weapons they have knives guns...
Wrong first rule is beast mode to the point if they ever see you again they just run
That is perfection
or you show your naked butt and tell him to fk you - he will run away because he wont touch or he thinks he is gay.
#1)I'm too old to be running. #2)I wasn't ever fast enough to be outrunning anybody anyway. #3) My Beast Mode days are pretty much behind me as well so it's gonna take about 3 secs of me feeling threatened B4 my X Factor comes out of it's concealed carry holster. Don't blame me. Blame old age. Blame escalation. Blame the day & times we living in. Can't match fists to knives & guns.
I thought this was going to be the origin story of modern day Cobra Kai.
Gay
Stupid
"do you wanna come up" shouldn't have been taken as a threat but more of an opportunity to turn your life around.
People get scared when your calm in a tense situation
In a group they are tough. One on One Weak.
the way of uncivil jungle people.
IDK Mike Tyson at 12 years old was one of those kids. He then became HW Champ.
Even in a group they are weak.
1000 rats can take down a bear, I saw it once in fleabottom😉
Sometimes
Joe Rogan should open his own taekwondo studio and name it "The Dough-Joe" 😂😂😂
☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣🤣☠️☠️🤣☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️
Buahahahahaha that’s a good one!!!!
American dad has the better joke about dojo Biden always makes me laugh
Underrated bro! 😂
This deserves far more likes than it has.
Joe didn't almost get robbed. Joe almost robbed the robber of his life.
Joes the type of guy to share a story about being punked by a kid and trying to look tough 😂😂. Wasn’t so tough when UFC fighter were calling him out quick to apologize
@@cloudyshades8983 head knock your head clean off ya shoulders though bro 😂 he doesn’t act tough at all
The robber, almost become a jobber.
Glaze
The mugger caught a break instead of catching those hands/ feet.
Bro was seconds away from being kicked right in half.😂
"Shitty kids" 🤣🤣🤣had me dying
scumbags.... lol
Urban yoofs
@@full---movie You're gonna hate statistics
@@sirKonradical
Per capita statistics?
@@full---movie Yes, per capita, white males commit more crimes on average. Except homicide
It's like every martial arts teacher has this exact same story 💀
most people on the earth get mugged
I know right, i hear a variation of this story from everyone who says they can fight. but the people who actually can fight...never talk about the fights the get into, or almost get into
@@sreekar47807 Well that's just a blatant lie. What statistics are you pulling out of your ass?
@@sreekar47807 Most people in the USA and third world countries get mugged. There, I fixed it for you.
@@jtspgs1986well joes had the biggest podcast ever and has thousands of episodes martial arts is a big part of his life so he’s gonna talk about it
The boys in the thumbnail look like the gangs in London
Yeah when he was in america and they were just black kids
I thought that. Not the best visual for his moment 😅
Black kids
They're called "road men" in the UK. Basically the forgotten kids with no education or parental guidance.
@@AckzaTV I guess the stereotype applies to all over the places
this guys kick is more stronger than a whole building collapsing
That kid questioned his whole life that day lol.
Dumb
No
He just thought "OK let's find someone easier to rob" you 🤡
That kid definitely live in a Cave, like everyone knows how Joe Rogan looks like
He probably didn’t. He probably had those dead eyes like a shark. If he had no idea who little-big Joe Rogan was, he isn’t living a life of just chillin. It’s another antisocial, raised by momma, no mentor having, entitled race-hyper thug who about lost his hearing.
I bet you he didn't
If Hollywood were to do a total remake of karate kid, this should be the backbone of the new draft.
🙌🏽😭
Yes sinds Joe probably made it up
You know they're going to do it black
IP man beat him to it.
But Joe Rogan would be portraited by a black actor instead
Imagine being 13 years old. And a young Joe Rogan being your instructor.
You'd be able to get all your pressing Fear Factor questions answered
im pretty sure that was a reality for Joe, not trying to come on here to debate with you bro
And then Joe woke up
The kids name? Albert Einstein
Exactly, he's full of shit. He got robbed in London and shut himself
reminds me of that gentlemen scene
"ya'll proper highway man. tough lads." lol
"proper NAUGHTY boys"
Doesn't say yall
The scene with Colin Farrell or Charlie Humnan 😂
road men, gangsters, proper naughty boys!" - exactly mate hahahaha!
@@OfDaSouth "Kids stab. Girls shoot. Boys punch. Grown-ups fight with their heads. That's where the real battle is. Up here... in the gray."
“I’ll just take your money”
“Okay 🔫🙂”
Joe is never a loser in his stories.
He can do no wrong. Apparently he's the smartest AND toughest guy out there. He and Dana White have a lil man complex from hanging out with actual alphas all the time.
Uh, found two tough guys in the comment section
@@HomemadeChemistry we found the 3rd so now we're full circle.
@@SpaceBaked Now we wreak havoc
Joe is not a loser period
As a black belt female in tae won do I swear it's helped me avoid being attacked and get out of a few dodgy situations. Just being confident of myself.
Thats why i love physical training of any kind, it not only builds physical power but also teaches control restraint and a thorough thought process.
Not really all the guy that I met that box do not have anything you mentioned they were cocky with big ego talked like they were better then everyone and always want to start shit just cause they think they can box😂
@@Santos-px7ep any respectable boxing Gym would not allow this kind of thing fly, Just so you know
My apologies, I forgot the difference between my generation and the things that call themselves fighers now💪let me rephrase. REAL fighters have a above average measure of control, the "fighters" today are little more that vicious dogs with no structure.
@@PhillipMadden-uk4fysad but true my guy
@@Santos-px7epand that’s why wrestling/grappling is essential
"Shhtreet kids.. Shhitty kids" 🤣 DEAD...ONG
Shitty Wok 😂
Background proceeds to show black kids lol effing Jamie pulled it up probably
@@rickyjayster2586 Accuracy is important. xD
@rickyjayster2586 that's what it is more than likely numbers don't lie
Spoiler he was black
“Do you wanna come up?” 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶
That line was fxcking cold blooded and said so much while using so little words
RAHHH THE SIGMA IBSIDE OF MEE 🐺🔥🔥🐺🗿😈
If it's up then it's stuck
so sigma
SO MUCH SMEGMA😩😩😩
That kid’s lucky he grew up to realize he almost lost his head from Joe Rogan’s lethal back spin kick
Why is this unbelievable to people? I watched my dad beat the brakes off this dude that tried to steal his truck, and he wasnt a taekwondo champion. Some people just have a fighters spirit and dont put up with peoples shit.
Probably people who live in their bubble
so true, people who have never seen anything in their life just assuming everything is bullshit
its redditors
@@99dirtdoa just what I was thinking have seen some strange things in my 58 years 😊
yeah kids trying to rob a buff guy in front of taekwondo center that makes sense
That kid's hesitation just saved his own life from joe
The kid was joking with him. The lie told, he said it was other kids. He talked to one. Pay attention. If kids really wanted to rob him in a bad neighborhood. He would have gave up him money or died. No man defeated a bullet yet.
Joe didn’t almost get robbed, that kid almost got an assist whoopin
My 3 yr old just walked in to the room and said "father, my endless affinity for simple sugars has surpassed my bodies craving for protein and fats. Have I finally reached Nirvana?" and I said to child "no child, we have only just begun". That's when he did 650 push-ups in a row, and proclaimed "father! The sleeper has awakened!!". True story.
I could see Joe legit letting him in and teaching him how real men act Joe is the kinda man we should all aspire to be respect
Yeah it’s too bad how much hate he gets because everyone has to be seen as a political figure and divisive these days. Same with Elon
Lol to you
@@Geojr815 and you 😂
@@RyanD8293 huh?
@@Geojr815YOU
"like.. sh**ty kids" 😂😂 Joe Rogan never fails to paint you an HD picture
At least he speaks the truth and says what we're all thinking, unlike other media sources.
4k😂
When you see someone that is calm and collected when your threatening them just know that u should rethink your next words.
I've never lost my shit, am always the calm and collected one in tense situations. I'm more scared of what I could do to the other person when I lose control than I'm for my own safety.
@@Tim_van_de_Leur” you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry 🐺”
@@Tim_van_de_Leurreminds me of my daughter telling me she had forgot to lock her door n was lying in bed wishing she'd left a potential house robber an apology letter for the damage she was going to have to inflict on the poor guy 😂
🤓🤓🤓🤓
@@jonatanleandoer5437not everyone who says shit like that is a bullshiter. Some people are actually dangerous
Nicely done 😂😂😂, its really cool what you have done, its very difficult to engage the brain first before the ego 😂😂brilliant
Bro embarrassed all the young fake Gs with one story
The only thing that's fake is this story,he claims it was in public, there would be loads of CCTV,
Ok
Not really. He embarassed one of them.
This is also completely made up.
@@mf289because u say so
YOU SHOULD HAVE TAUGHT THEM A LESSON. So that the rest of us are safer.
Why were they trying to mug people outside of a karate dojo that's like trying to rob a gun store
You’re assuming they have common sense lol
And yet people do that occasionally.
Criminals aren't the smartest
Anyone with half a brain typically doesn’t have to resort to being a criminal.
Well, the difference is there's a chance One is theatrics, and the other readily shoots hot lead kissing the sound barrier right from your hip or pocket.
What a Wonderful attitude to have in such challenging situations. My hope is those young lads think about how they were dealt with and more than that, think twice in future. Respect and admiration from England UK 🏴🇬🇧🇺🇸
Imagine the kid said " hey are u the BEAR obsessed man ?? " 😭😭
Joe: GRWWARAWWHHWEAAHW
I like how the title say “JOE ALMOST GOT ROBBED” when it should be “JOE NEARLY KILLED SOME KIDS”😂
Lol 🤣
Joe should have taught that kid a private class.
@Mobsoazbut did you have any idea that he was an experienced fighter?
police would of had him .they be rubbibg palms saying we got a child abuser .it the same in the uk too farming victims by the dozen for repeat custom.
@Mobsoaz next you’ll be telling us you had no idea Joe was an experienced fighter.
You don’t reward bad behaviour. Did anyone ever teach you that?
Joe did the right thing. All martials arts have a fundamental principle, "Only use your skills in self defense". I've trained Judo for nearly 20years, I've nearly always worn a Budokan hoodie, I've never started a fight I've had to finish a couple, but only after the person has swung at me..... Never throw the first punch unless you can follow through with it. Kids don't have discipline anymore 😔
Very calmly asking, 'What you saying?'😂
He showed great restraint!
Kid had no idea who he was talking to. Joes kicks are horrifying lmfao 🤣
This is the comment I was looking for, those kicks WOW
if you know you know an don't want non of it
When I was about 18 this kid who just knew a little about fighting blew my head off with one of his head kicks, almost put me out, he was about 15% the size of joe, if joe hit you with one of his head kicks me personally I’m dying on the spot I couldn’t take another head kick after that last one I got 😂😂😂 ( I was innocent too they tried to rob us )
Horrifying af
Like a 12 guage
I mean they sound like shotgun shots they definitely have a huge amount of power behind them
I still remember this news story when I was younger where a couple of kids tried to rob this older man, (like in his 70's) and he beat them all to a pulp because he was a golden glove boxer. 😅
Something like that happened in Lawrence MA in the late 90s as well. It was a crakkhead trying to break into an old ladies house and the neighbor who was also old beat the S out of him and put him in the hospital. he was WWII Marine Vet.
i have seen that and i have been in that situation and i said go away u piece of sh#t
" Thats how best friends are made "
That kid had a near joe rogan experience
"You got 20 bucks you can lend me"
"I got a lot more than 20 bucks, a..."
"Yo gramps, where u going?"
Yep I got 20 bucks 👊👊👊 right in the kisser 😂 I didn't say dollars I said bucks. 🤭🤭
Sorry, I only have 1 heel
Huh?
*Spinning back kick like a sledge hammer*
Nighty night, enjoy your sleep dummy.
Sorry, I only have hundreds. I can't make change.
Joes eyes whenever he thinks about inflicting harm is wild. I’ve seen it in his eyes multiple times. He goes to a dark place
that Bill Burr clip is hilarious but real af
How you felt after saying that👿👿🔥🔥🥵🥵
Many of us go to a dark place when it comes to bullies. How much satisfaction do you get when you see the s* heads on movies get what’s coming to them, from someone worse than they are? How many times have you felt satisfaction when you gave a horrible human being exactly what they begged for? I’m not a big guy and I’ve had many people try to bully me, but I grew up fighting and I didn’t mind showing them I prefer friendship, but I can make you think twice about f* with me ever again.
@JChrizzo62295 his eyes in that are DARK man
“black eyes, like dolls eyes…” 😂
What’s up with the thumbnail? Was Joe in London? It’s like Rogan vs the Roadmen. 😂
Modern day this would end completely differently
As a Taekwondo student myself i couldn’t agree more with how you handled that situation 👍
Until you get taken down and hulk smashed by a jiu jitsu practitioner.
@@Stemcells-fitness-antiaging and wat is that supposed to change about my opinion on this matter
Nobody cares that your a taekwondo student
Fishing for recognition?
@@quathedral no not really
Why would I
Joe forgot about guns
I think the kids forgot about guns
@@armandomorelos2500 😂😂
Disarmament is part of martial Arts training. Distance is your only advantage of having a gun. Hard to rob a person from a distance. Game over if your within striking distance even with a gun. Discipline is the lesson here.
@@JesseSilas-mr3qi game over if within striking distance? The gun will still almost always win, there’s an exception to every rule but if you actually think showing up to a gun fight with a fist is a good idea then your only training with either must be from Hollywood sitting on your couch.
@@JesseSilas-mr3qiyou watch too many movies
“Jamie pull up that video of a Bear trying to rob me”
Keeping your cool is a flex 💪
Knowing you can and you don’t.. that’s someone that has their emotions in check.. nice 👍🏽
It’s also someone who knows that jiu jitsu is literally nothing against four possibly armed robbers.
@@wulf67 He taught Tae Kwon Do...
I've gotten out of fights by mentioning I've practiced MMA for over 18 years, it makes people reconsider their plans😸
9/10 people will back away unless that 1 person is brave enough
So does that mean I can get out of fights by just telling ppl that? You know, instead of actually doing the training
Been training MMA for 18 years and only 15 years old, such an inspiration!
@@dashien2605either brave... or dumb enough to find out 😂
@@zzzzzygaming 😂unless it comes to someone I love, id respectfully back away from the fight
I love how they show UK 'roadmen'. Just the thought of the interaction between Joe and them is funny to me.
That kid almost got the Joe Rogan experience extravaganza package. Close call kid.😲
Nah joe rogan almost got the kid experience - me small so i use pewpews and put ur ass on the 10 oclock news.
it's not over.....what's gonna end up happening is he's only gonna get worse than a joe rogan story one day if he keeps up his ways
Imagine the kid actually goes up, signs up, finds a new meaning in life and becomes a decent person.
That was the exact invite
Respect is the key! Sometimes you can just have bad kids.
@@aprilalvarez1923 But they're always such good kids.
The real power of a figther is his confidence
Joe knew he’d take his head clean off and handled the situation perfectly 👌🏼 respect!
Nah, the young man needs to be taught respect. No matter how hard the course is.
That's True Strength And Restraint This Is Being A Man And Show Humility...
All these kids got guns now adays
Yep they carry their manhood behind their backs lol
I was thinking tne same thing
So do law a biding citizens!!😮
@@RonnieWorley-o5pyeah but it's still never a good situation. I lived through a mass shooting at work and couldn't carry there. Man that sucked.
Sometimes depending on the situation, a gun won't help you
"Joe Rogan doesn't have aura".
Joe:
That kid grew up to be the 7th hokage of the hidden leaf village. His name is Mike Tyson.
😂😂😂
Lmfao
You must be a writer for the upcoming Assassins Creed set in China.
@@dianapennepacker6854*singapur
Then he decided to put a smudge on his legacy fighting a universally hated RUclipsr
Borrowing money from a stranger is wild
Really funny when the guy on the street PROMISES to pay you back double (has happened to me a couple of times).
@@dtm1351 they paid back?
@@10010error Not yet... but I've got a good feeling about next week!
@@dtm1351 if it’s less than $10 he will probably pay back. thanks for helping out a stranger bruh🙏
Theres nothing less imitating than those pictures of those gangs at the start
Lamer kids have shot people in the face for less. The lack of respect for human life has grown viciously. Don’t underestimate the level of stupidity and anger in people by how they look. How they look actually doesn’t mean as much as how someone acts. Watch what people do; you will likely notice some kind of irregularity before a given confrontation. Now the question is; are you prepared? And will you be fast enough to act to protect the ones you love and care for. A lot of people say and think they will be, but if your mind has not encountered confrontations often, don’t take offense but you likely will not be fast enough to react to a given situation in order to protect properly. Drop one’s ego if you think you are fast enough to. No matter how fast you think you are; there are times where you will not be fast enough cognitively. That is why I brought to you the reader of this message. Are you prepared? Being prepared mitigates the possibility of such an encounter, as well as the actual encounter itself. Be prepared to protect your loved ones because wreckless stupidity is rampant.
@@SuperGarri777well said
Imitating? Intimidating?
@@MainPrism lmao they will be intimidating if they come in groups and carry a weapon, its clear you have nevber been robbed before
The title of this short shoulda been “Joe Rogan almost kills a teen”😂