Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020
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- Опубликовано: 13 мар 2020
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Who is still watching with me in 2024😂
🙋🏾♀️😘
I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️
am here😃😃
Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂
Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅
Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne
✋🏾😅
Lavhelesani Precious what. You. Say
Meh hahaha
😂😂😂 same here
Me
3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.
"Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂
Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁
am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening
Taura hako Gamuchirai.
Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak
Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣
Lol I know right
that is true
@@nchimunyasiadunkah8141 ig
@@everkabete6645 jjh
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Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 😆
Hahahaha!
@@gaudensiamwankemwa4532 35wl
moip79
"You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂
"😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me
# watching from Zimbabwe
Sandra 😲
@@coreansanders8278 Yes
@@sandrandhlovu6727 Fellow zimbo zithini
Zimboos heereee 😝
Hahaha😂😂😂from Zim
"Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs are still hurting
😂😂😂cant stop laughing
Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀
Dope, prevention is better
True
Charly Peace surely
Mbu....who's amazing.😅😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
"And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.
I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁
That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂
I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰
dats lit..!
Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅
😂😂😂
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I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂
Continue loving 🤣🤣🤣 one love from South Africa
Kkkkkkkk
I get you now I can't stop laughing I CAN'T START SOMETHING I CAN'T END
She's not ready to compete 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine
"How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.
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Lean back
Lean back
I'm ovulating..
Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true.
Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.
Am ovulating killed me 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa
haaaa
Am not gd by liking comments bt thnx to love Anni
I love this song ruclips.net/video/mJy8feqOdLI/видео.html how is it
Apparently 🤣🤣🤣👌
"I could die in poverty looking at you" 😂🤣👌🏾💖
Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa
Tanzania wapiiiii?????
Welcome
We are here
😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..
Mmh yes
True
*_WOMEN lie about their AGE, the SAME way MEN lie about their INCOME_* 😅😅😅😅.
⬇if you *_LOVE_* *KANSIIME* 🙌🙌.
Yes
Good morning
@@mawapeter8511 good morning ninja 😊😊
Men lie about their age more than women nowadays
😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"
“i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 chai
So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs
😁😁😁😁🤭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😁😁😁😁😁😁
Seem so.
Exactly 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣
24years and worked for 20years please think before lying 😂 😂 😂
"Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂
I just did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I came here to stop thinking about Corona. I am stuck in Germany and had to cancel my flight home due to the flight ban 😭😭
Oh sorry dear may the Lord put his edge of protection around u in Jesus' name 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Sorry to hear that love 💛. I made some vids about the travel ban and stuffs. Yeah Italy got hit bad. Stay safe 💛
We apparently have 260cases in my Home state. America is also on a lock down. No flights no nothing. No supplies, stores are empty. We r out of toilet papers. May God safely see us through.
@@sandranamuyomba5907 Thanks dear, at least the area I'm in it's a bit safe so far. I just sucks not to be with family at this point. I know people are used to using Jesus as a comfort but fact is he can't do nothing about this. A pastor in Korea is the cause of at leat 50% of infections there, cause they were saying no weapon formed against us, now more people are sick prooving that religion is just wishful thinking. Wishing you and your loved ones health and saftey.
@@MrsPenPal Yeah I know, my colleague is Italian and also can't go home. Apparently a news clip mentioned that Itally did not stop their Chinese imports even after the outbreak hence the huge numbers. As usual Governments puts money before people.
Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
"Call me for anything but not for a relationship"
Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂
The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂
Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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love SA african 😹😹😹😹😹
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Who’s watching 3/19/20 corona will not stop us from laughing 😂
Watching Feb..2021
“Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪
😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar
"Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆
Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂
I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak...
Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾
When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂
I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕
😂😂😂 don’t feel bad it’s not you, it’s me
thinavhuyo lockecia this line has ended a lot of relationships 😂😂😂🚮
Shalom Themby Donga 😂😂 eyy and you’ll be there wondering, what are you trying to say😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣
It's ironic hearing Kansime telling another person that they talk too much😂😂
I was also surprised😂
This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!
My ribs oooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊
I do that
@@oliviaseed1199 it's funny seeing as she knew straight away it's too good to be true.
You and me both😂😂😂, she prolly was like this cant be him, maybe he hasn't arrived yet
Me too
Kansiime: i could die in poverty not knowing 😭😭😂😂
Honestly ,with good guy my insecurities rise at full gear.I feel you anne
As funny as this sounds, it truly does happen. I had an ex who ended the relationship because she felt it was too good to be true. Hahaha... There is no telling what low self esteem can do to a person. When you don't see yourself with worth, you won't be able to receive anything good into your life.
Nyakaat Ahahahah she wasn’t ready .
But the guys tho!!! Too juicy
@@deborahundergrace2776 she wasn't.
It isn't really a matter of self esteem but rather of reality.
Some want peaceful lives free of too much compe
@@helenbutoyi3944 mine was not an issue of good looks (although I am not bad looking). She said I treated her so well that she felt it was too good to be true. My interpretation of that was simply that she wasn't the one for me.
i love the way Ugandans speak their English
Not all Ugandans speak like that dear, Kasiime comes from the south Western part of Uganda, thats that accent. Accents are different depending on the language and location in the country.
Shz is Ugandan dat is the fact
She is a Ugandan, he said he loves how we speak English 👌
It's funny how you want to rate how poor her ascent is, yet your tribe(kemigisha) has the worst ascent.
She is representing us, and she is so fluent, we love you kansiime
I'm Ugandan too, we know that she has a great English accent though she uses the one from her native town in the skits
From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂
Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤
I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!
I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit
Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.
"When you smile and there is a window"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died at that she is so sarcastic
This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling
Lol! "Give yourself some outside"... I love you for that one Anne...!
Him: you're amazing
Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀
"Don't cry for me Argentina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am FINI-SHED
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Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime
I could watch this a million times and more.....so hilarious
This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂
That guy is a whole art, broh is on another level.
"you two elephants can go fight outside" 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
😂😂😂😂"when you smile there's a window in the teeth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died🥺😩🤣🤣
You two elephants are not going to fight from here and break my egss
Damn this one killed me oooohhhh
😂😂😂😂😂
Mamaaaaaaa😄😄😄😄
for free😅
😂😂😂
Anna please, behave. The guy issa snack😂😂
Kansiime my all time favourite comedian. Nakupenda Sana Kansiime Anne.
Kansime is impossible at times😂😂😆
I just love her💖
"Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂
Meet this "women" or meet this woman🙌😂😂😂
It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.
Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face
Two elephants can't fighting inside her shop brok he eggs kansiime Ur so funny
"Fight in the compound and cause earthquakes"😂😂😂😂
God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...
"...you are the kind of people who I can die in poverty without knowing because am looking at you👀"😝😆🤣🤣 I just had to replay this one🤣 Your dressing made you look like you just came from Mparo🤭
My friend you're here too. Ala i died laughing😂😂😂😂😂
The queen of comedy you make everyone their days perfect
Your newly updated videos are just fire!! Amazing
feel free to call me for anything apart from a date.
Konka mazima.
This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay 👌 favorite 😘😘😘😘 number one as usual 🇰🇪❤️❤️
Oh Glory b 2 GOD & thkx ma ninja & be blesssed
"Are you sure you don't have a terminal disease"?😀😀😀😀. Can't stop laughing 😆
Actually, since then I have never stopped to watch this story, 🤣😂🤣you are too good to be true 🤣😂
Family I am heya . The shama boy 👦🏾 is back 😂😂😂Blind date .. she is ovulating 😂😂😂
"You 2 elephants you are not going to fight here and break my eggs"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem
Objects look alike... imagine being introduced as meet my women 😂😂
Mbu do you even pay tax? Don't you just go to the gov't and say, “I'm here!” 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs ... hahaa
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Don't cry for me here.
This is not UN. 😂😂😂
Not a moment of silence🤣🙌🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...
"Lean back, I'm ovulating." 🤣🤣🤣
Our Queen 👑❤️🥰
Lean back am ovulating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime... eti I cannot take you home... looool I feel you
Leonorah Ndesanjo ha ha ha she is 3 much. The best. Imagine I have been with her for almost a full decade and I am not tired of watching 💛
@@MrsPenPal my goodness, ever since I started I can't stop watching I have notifications on on all her social media accounts!! She is soooooo real and down to earth..amazing natural talent
Too good to be true 😂😂😂😂
Kansiime that's actually nice!!
do you even pay tax... hahahaha
😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh
Longtime no listening to this word “shame the devil”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂we love you kansiime
Gerald is lucky😂😂 kansiime wants a man that she can manipulate and insult of his looks not handsome men😅😅
Because she won't have ammunition😂😂
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Good thinking 🤔
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Oh my God this girl is just too much😍
Lean Back sir I'm asking politely😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂She's next level