Hes super funny, i honestly cant stop laugh at him and hes brother. And its funny to see Americans go so crazy over how we live in Europe! Even macron a left globalist has been out calling out this bullshit from USA universities! He even said that Europe couldnt work with USA if they didnt stop there CRT and shit like that haha.
When you come to take a shit but nothing comes out so you realise that you deliberately skip breakfast to stay a hungry opponent in any realm of human endeavour
Lmao if this started playing at the club while you were in the bathroom you would think they were doing it because Andrew Tate actually showed up or something
I saw someone vaping in the bathroom and they asked me to join, I was hesitant and took the vape but then this theme played and suddenly I got a rush of sparkling water in my veins and threw the vape at the guys crotch and flushed him down the toilet. When I turned around Tate was there and said "Nice job G, have a cigar."
@@toxic715 nah brother I think you not understand what I said I meant to say that some Tate followers just listen to what he says not workout so your are working out that's w my brother carry on your grind
imagine: tate walks into the club as his theme plays, everyone is singing along because they made it in life. but you're the only loser who didnt listen to tate, so you sneak off to the bathroom. you stand there and look in the mirror. what do you see? a loser. but its too late for you now
andrew tate catches you: -eating sushi -vaping -drinking still water -skipping the gym -working 9-5 job -having a heart attack -simping on females -subscribing to logan paul -wearing a covid mask -disrespecting a woman -holding your breath -dying -taking steroids -smoking weed
As i walked into the bathroom at the Club to wash my face,, the Tap water wasn't actually tap but sparkling,, i was confused,, then a strange bald man with sunglasses on for some reason approached me and said "What color is your Bugatti?" And after I said that I don't have one he called me a Brokie and the music stopped,, I was so confused,, but also felt inspired *Next day* I woke up at 9AM to work my 9 to 5 and ate breakfast and didn't have coffee , then left for work,, when i left the building a brown Bugatti drove by me, stopped and this bald man with glasses appeared before me,, i didn't know what to say,, i don't know him why would i talk to him? so i start walking to work it's around 2 Km away from my apartment, the man starts talking, but he's far in the distance so i don't hear him clearly, and then i notice he's following me so i started running,, Not even in a second the man is already behind me, he grabbed my shoulder with his very mighty and masculine grip and as i turned around to ask what the problem is, he hits me with the quickest Jab in history of humanity. I blacked out. i woke up,, i asked "Where am i...?" The man said "War Room" i asked why i'm there and the man says,, he says nothing,, he asks me to follow him,, He tells me his name is Cobra but i can call him Kickboxing Worldchampion Mr. Producer Cobra Damascus the 3rd so i called him exactly that to show respect, his intentions were not clear to me yet,, but then he showed me a fleet of Super cars that he collected through out the years, and asked me "Which one do you want" I was confused so i just pointed at the closest one, i said " i have to be at work at 9AM" He responded with "I heard you don't like sparkling water, coffee and that you work a 9 to 5 and you eat breakfast... Is that all true? "yes that's true" Mr. Cobra suddenly hits me with the 2nd strongest Jab in history of Human kind,, i never woke up...
i can feel my sparkling blood running through my veins, hit that sub button and subscribe
Breath air.
@@smashulica Breathe*
@@Neowatello Breath air.
@@derHallen didnt i put this comment before you?
Breath air.
Everyone gangsta until they pause the video and it continues to play in the background
lmao
Lol😂
HAHAHAHAH
HAHAHA BRO
😂😂😂😂
The fact that the cut on Andrew is so bad makes this about 10 times better
Definitely and him being stuck mid walk 😂
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Looks like GTA III on the PS2 lmao
@@deeznutz32108 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's just how he looks irl
I was in the bathroom drunk and when I turned on the water from the sink it wasn’t sparking and this started playing
I would’ve instantly started beating up the water and the sink for being bookies and wagies. Respectfully tho
@@Im_Him. B A S E D
Well i sure hope tap water doesnt spark
Dancing 🕺 👯♀️ 💃
Because it was the urinal and someone was still using it 🤣💪😏
Man you really nailed the acoustics of this, it really sounds like you’re in a nightclub bathroom 😂😂
Because he is, this is real.
Plot twist: He didn't edit this, he went to a big party got the DJ to play this song at max volume and went into the bathroom to record this
@@danielhe6350I believe it lol
@@danielhe6350 Plot twist again: he went to a nightclub where the Top G was and he started hearing the Theme as he got closer to him.
Spot on
Imagine if this is Andrew’s entrance theme when he’ll fight Jake Paul
It would break the internet
they will play it for sure!
If they dont play it he'll lose
2:43 Imagine Andrew entering the arena a that moment
@@Cinemavigilante get goose bumps
Nightclub only serves sparkling water and booze
In bugatti-themed glasses
And gives cigars as a bonus
and gives air to breathe
Booze😂
Should serve food tooo
This song makes my water sparkle
Spy is a top G
@@anonymousaccount3195 fax
Alternate title: you're in a bathroom at the nightclub and andrew tate enters
woah that sounds like a ufc entrance
😅😅😅
better title : andrew tate takes a shit next to you.
And gets stuck in the air mid walk
When I listen to this, I breathe air harder
BREATHE AIR
You breathe air 🤣🤣
rip English
Breathe air 😏
Keep breathing air bro it’s the best way to live your life.
In my head this song always starts playing when I walk into a bar/club and thinking everyone staring at me… then realizing no one notices me lol
Lol this is so relatable
The realization is absolutely humbling
We have to become the man
grind till everybody notices you, best of luck for grinding mate
You’re peeing at a urinal, turn around, and BOOM… Top G is waiting for you with a sparkling water on one hand and a cigar on the other.
THEN YOU START URINATING ON TATE, TOP PEE
I accept these gifts
What are we supposed to do unzip his pants so he can pee?
@@dylanperryman8003 his gift is him seeing you pee
Sounds like a gay fantasy bud
This is ridiculously well done. It sounds exactly like a bathroom in a nightclub at low volume.
Wow Andrew tate is making sure people wash their hands before leaving the bathroom I don’t know why people hate him he’s such a good guy
You think he's gonna let people use the sinks to wash their hands with non-sparkling water
@@cadenbartlett7652 very true only with sparkling water can we truly be clean
with sparkling water
Can't understand how to not love this man
cancel culture
He’s actually quite funny
Only slaveminds hate him because of the programming, ask them why they hate him and they wont know why.
Hes super funny, i honestly cant stop laugh at him and hes brother.
And its funny to see Americans go so crazy over how we live in Europe!
Even macron a left globalist has been out calling out this bullshit from USA universities! He even said that Europe couldnt work with USA if they didnt stop there CRT and shit like that haha.
For example by being a woman.
I'm blasting this song in my graduation in June
we need the video bro… you got this 🔥
I am telling you, in twenty years time, they will be making Academy Award films about this man.
I’m expecting this next time I’m in a KFC toilet.
HAHAHA
lol ahahahaha
Regardless of the context this is a mesmerizing piece
Amazing job with the sound, you can feel that echo...I love your talent. Thank you for this masterpiece!
This is immaculate walkout music for he or she who is a straight killer in combat sports.
smh, bro just say any guy, not he OR she nah brah thats not a topg g moment
Top Bathroom
When you come to take a shit but nothing comes out so you realise that you deliberately skip breakfast to stay a hungry opponent in any realm of human endeavour
Top G in the making
A real top G doesnt waste time shitting
I can almost hear the colour of his Bugatti.
Why does he look like a GTA San Andreas NPC walking the streets 😂😂
Nah he a main character
@@kiljaeden5405 nah he looks average
the average man isnt andrew tate, andrew tate is a god
@@Ifeelmylegssubtely Top G
“Tourner dans le G”
Lmao if this started playing at the club while you were in the bathroom you would think they were doing it because Andrew Tate actually showed up or something
the funny thing is is that tourner dans la vide actually played in a club for him lol: ruclips.net/user/shortspMIenujz7gk
The ability of me breathing air is unmatched.
*I lean against the wall in the bathroom with a vape in my hand. All of the sudden, I hear a song that gets louder by the second..*
Breathe air!
POV Romania 🇷🇴 after Andrew tate gets released from prison
Did he?
@@komododragon410 no in a Detention centre for 30 days
He is released
Love how you're sigma enough to write tates instaed of Tate's, but not sigma enough to write youre instead of you're.
oh no, im literally crying rn how devastating 😩
@@greengoblinzz use the correct grammar you beta
@Internet Jugend Division not only that, this bottom G typed it correctly the 2nd time
When I hear this Song, I become the main character
You are. You are the main character. Wake up.
I saw someone vaping in the bathroom and they asked me to join, I was hesitant and took the vape but then this theme played and suddenly I got a rush of sparkling water in my veins and threw the vape at the guys crotch and flushed him down the toilet. When I turned around Tate was there and said "Nice job G, have a cigar."
and then everyone started clapping
@@jessepinkmansimp6090 "and then everyone started clapping" 🤨📷💥
@@azlyzasaidin915 lmaoo 😂😂😂
listening to this in a bathroom at a nightclub sounds so good
Here before this blows up
When you meet Andrew Tate on public bathrooms
Andrew Tate: What colour is your bathroom?
Leaked audio from a Romanian prison
🤣💀
Lol
Lmfao nah imagine you an inmate and you just hear this start playing.
This makes any water you drink turn to sparkling water instantly 💀
i never been to a club
so i can confirm this vibe 100%
The quality of this cutout is beautiful.
POV: Andrew Tate catches you washing your hands with non sparkling water at a nightclub
A masterpiece ngl.
I love how it’s way louder than normal too 😂😂😂
I love these tate memes give me motivation lol
Im ready to fight whatever fucking monster is after me hearing this.
Sounds like I’m in a bathroom at a nightclub.
I feel privileged to have known this song and other Indila songs b4 it got popularized
When youre in the bathroom and you start vaping
You finished the 9-5 at the nighclub and this happened
this song make me do 100 pushups everyday
Thank You Andrew Tate.
💪💪💪💪
Good luck, i can’t even pass 50 consecs
@@feelthunder123 try listening this song from heart and think about ur enemy and try to push with that anger and then you'll gonna do 100 pushup
W comment brother Andrew Tate teaches us masculinity we have to work for it not only enjoy it
@@toxic715 nah brother I think you not understand what I said I meant to say that some Tate followers just listen to what he says not workout so your are working out that's w my brother carry on your grind
@@shehryarhussain4060 thank you I appreciate it.
When Jake Paul is sitting in the ring waiting for Tate to walk out and this starts to play...🤡🙀
The maker of this understands life
Imagine this playing loud and proud when he walks out of prison with Tristan the world needs them
imagine: tate walks into the club as his theme plays, everyone is singing along because they made it in life. but you're the only loser who didnt listen to tate, so you sneak off to the bathroom. you stand there and look in the mirror. what do you see? a loser. but its too late for you now
only sheep sing along, so you clearly have learned nothing from all of his lectures.
its never too late for anything
listen to what? what did he said?
The Top G has already found you
*_[TOPG] Andrew_Tate has slain some brokie_*
@@herobrinegreek9493 lol minecraft nerd
Me j*rking in the nightclub bathroom
Andrew tate in the meanwhile:
I am literally sitting in the bathroom right now and this video appeared in my recomendations.
POV: you’re in the bathroom at the Tate vs Jake fight and this song comes on
I can finally breath air properly
my boi Top G Tate 's head be looking like a chip from a pringles can
POV nowhere to go Andrew walking towards you with his theme song playing prepare to get fucked up or advice
the prison cells when he first walked in.
andrew tate catches you:
-eating sushi
-vaping
-drinking still water
-skipping the gym
-working 9-5 job
-having a heart attack
-simping on females
-subscribing to logan paul
-wearing a covid mask
-disrespecting a woman
-holding your breath
-dying
-taking steroids
-smoking weed
thank you we all needed this
As i walked into the bathroom at the Club to wash my face,, the Tap water wasn't actually tap but sparkling,, i was confused,, then a strange bald man with sunglasses on for some reason approached me and said "What color is your Bugatti?" And after I said that I don't have one he called me a Brokie and the music stopped,, I was so confused,, but also felt inspired *Next day* I woke up at 9AM to work my 9 to 5 and ate breakfast and didn't have coffee , then left for work,, when i left the building a brown Bugatti drove by me, stopped and this bald man with glasses appeared before me,, i didn't know what to say,, i don't know him why would i talk to him? so i start walking to work it's around 2 Km away from my apartment, the man starts talking, but he's far in the distance so i don't hear him clearly, and then i notice he's following me so i started running,, Not even in a second the man is already behind me, he grabbed my shoulder with his very mighty and masculine grip and as i turned around to ask what the problem is, he hits me with the quickest Jab in history of humanity. I blacked out. i woke up,, i asked "Where am i...?" The man said "War Room" i asked why i'm there and the man says,, he says nothing,, he asks me to follow him,, He tells me his name is Cobra but i can call him Kickboxing Worldchampion Mr. Producer Cobra Damascus the 3rd so i called him exactly that to show respect, his intentions were not clear to me yet,, but then he showed me a fleet of Super cars that he collected through out the years, and asked me "Which one do you want" I was confused so i just pointed at the closest one, i said " i have to be at work at 9AM" He responded with "I heard you don't like sparkling water, coffee and that you work a 9 to 5 and you eat breakfast... Is that all true? "yes that's true" Mr. Cobra suddenly hits me with the 2nd strongest Jab in history of Human kind,, i never woke up...
This sounds like something that plays in the background of a John Wick club scene
the fact that tates theme is a french soung says a lot about france
When you vape in school bathroom:
I can feel the anger against romainian police
Listening right now while taking a shit in my bathroom
I just got rejected but then I realized I couldn't let down andrew tate so I put this on
I love the badly cropped picture of Tate in this LOOOL
"Apologies sir, at this nightclub cigar smoking is MANDATORY"
i can feel the sparkling water flowing through my veins
Best comment section in 2022 , i litterly can not breath air bcs of laughing XD
why do I feel like an Arab guy is about offer me coke as I wash my hands in a sink with only scalding hot water and no paper towels left
When I heard this song
I got a Bugatti
Sounds more like if I were in a mall on a Tuesday morning and I’m the only person in the mall and maybe some foreign guy running a T-shirt stall
Top Sink
This hits different on sparkling water.
now that you have mentioned it, i really feel like im in a bathroom and here comes Andrew :) ;)
Aaah yes, i can feel the sparkling water running through my veins
POV: You are Greta who just made a cringe overused joke.
I think that she sings very well because she breathes air
Title should be:
POV: *you’re in a bathroom at a night club and Andrew Tate walks in*
imagine a song u don't understand at all is a source of inspiration and telling a whole story of an badass mc living on planet earth.
(definitely me)
This song instantly made me do 1000 pushups
*_Neither Bezos nor Musk, nor Buffett, there is only one truth, Tate._*
Wow, great job on this!
Pov: you dropped the soap in prison and looked behind you 💀
Pov : you trapped at Tates club 24/7 with no food only sparkling water till you wont answer wich colour is your bugatti.
if i was in a nightclub drunk and hear this song, i'll probally could feel andrew tate coming inside me
HUH
😳
POV: You vaped in a bathroom stall then hear this…
I literally listened to the whole song just because of the cutout
andrew tates theme tune being played in a bathroom on a bluetooth speaker
When I listen to this, i breathe sparkling water
TopG
POV: Tate catches you at a club, and it's not the Buggati owners club.
imagine your in the toilet and andrew breaks the door open
this music makes me want to do 10 proper push up
The irony of this song's meaning being the complete opposite of what andrew tate preaches 💀
not the complete opposite of andrew tate tho