Cheap Coffee Reviewed By A Coffee Expert

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  • Опубликовано: 16 янв 2025

Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @tirthpatel1562
    @tirthpatel1562 8 лет назад +4712

    next hot wheels reviewed by a lamborghini engineer

  • @MrFab_
    @MrFab_ 6 лет назад +3507

    He uses the most bizarre adjectives to describe coffee.

    • @numanuma20
      @numanuma20 6 лет назад +13

      Mr. Fab Not really

    • @hughgeerekshan6228
      @hughgeerekshan6228 6 лет назад +69

      Chris Garner grape jolly rancher

    • @NewBoy0606
      @NewBoy0606 6 лет назад +78

      That is how you know he is an expert. That is how it works.

    • @AS-ee9bo
      @AS-ee9bo 6 лет назад +41

      They're accurate descriptions, though.

    • @clarencechung122
      @clarencechung122 6 лет назад +20

      like how does he know how burnt rubber tastes like tho

  • @AdvancedEliteGaming
    @AdvancedEliteGaming 10 лет назад +2841

    People need to realise how hard it is to describe sensory properties. This guy is extremely detailed and creative. Absolutely love the 'side of the road cantaloupe'

    • @sackofpeas2470
      @sackofpeas2470 10 лет назад +27

      That would be a fantastic title for a story.

    • @RougeRemixMusic
      @RougeRemixMusic 9 лет назад +142

      Side of the Road Cantaloupe by Fall Out Boy

    • @yogamoshi567
      @yogamoshi567 9 лет назад +5

      Yeah but as anything subjective, being an expert on your own taste is literally pointless.

    • @SemmeCat
      @SemmeCat 9 лет назад +18

      Acled Maiden it's not about the own taste, it's about the quality
      if you taste a bad cake, it will be a bad and cheap cake and "cheap" is a kind of taste you can grasp now days.
      And some people love that taste, which is fine, it doesn't make it a good cake though

    • @elkhunter8664
      @elkhunter8664 9 лет назад +9

      Acled Maiden LOL. You nailed it. Best coffee I ever had was in the middle of the woods camping. It is all good when that is what you have.

  • @tylerrjoseph
    @tylerrjoseph 6 лет назад +201

    "Side of the road cantaloupe" is a phrase I need to use more in my everyday vocabulary.

    • @keldonmcfarland2969
      @keldonmcfarland2969 3 года назад

      Actually, I've had literal side-of-the-road-cantaloupe. Apparently someone had a picnic with cantaloupe and left the seeds on the ground. There was a vine patch for a few years that produced "volunteer" fruit. It was a healthy, tasty bunch of good fruit.

  • @DiBieberInFever
    @DiBieberInFever 10 лет назад +2578

    I don't know about you guys, but I'm definitely using 'side of the road cantaloupe' to describe stuff now.

    • @Byrnzi360
      @Byrnzi360 10 лет назад +69

      Some of the best cantaloupes I've ever had were purchased from vendors on the side of the road.
      Some of the worst cantaloupes I've ever had were found abandoned on the side of the road.

    • @broman1449
      @broman1449 9 лет назад +126

      Mom: how's school
      Me:side of the road cantaloupe

    • @sydnaestewart2477
      @sydnaestewart2477 9 лет назад +2

      Byron MacGreggor why were you eating cantaloupe you foubd abandoned on the side of the Damn road

    • @croissis
      @croissis 9 лет назад

      yep ^_^ lol

    • @AlbinoAxolotl
      @AlbinoAxolotl 9 лет назад +5

      Bugghetti Bug HA you beat me to it! Side of the road cantaloupe!! lol!

  • @callies8907
    @callies8907 8 лет назад +368

    He seems like the kind of guy who drinks fancy water.

    • @dj-qo1ev
      @dj-qo1ev 8 лет назад +28

      I only drink reverse osmosis water.. ✌️

    • @agunemon
      @agunemon 8 лет назад +1

      YOu mean like fiji spring water? personally I'm the clean tap and fresh from the reverse osmosis kind of guy...

    • @agunemon
      @agunemon 8 лет назад +2

      Haha I work in a hospital and I get mine for free. XD

    • @shadowsniper3342
      @shadowsniper3342 6 лет назад +1

      People who drink "fancy"water: it helps my complexion and is helther that cheap water.
      Me: you do realize it's just bottled tap water right.

  • @knugenavswarje734
    @knugenavswarje734 8 лет назад +506

    >tastes like a dirty asphalt
    >3.5/5 stars
    wut...?

    • @andyofzz
      @andyofzz 8 лет назад +7

      +Knugen av Swärje bitter can be enjoyable !

    • @javeydones5163
      @javeydones5163 8 лет назад +34

      Yea I don't really understand his descriptions of the taste, burnt rubber? Apparently he eats a lot of weird things

    • @johannehelland5726
      @johannehelland5726 8 лет назад +11

      Damn, that's how experts refer to what they're tasting. Like, the wine is "round" or "big", "bright" and "oaked", "elegant", even "flamboyant" is a term used.

    • @floramanzano4503
      @floramanzano4503 8 лет назад +40

      he refers to the smell then the overall taste. pretty much he is saying the taste to him is better than the smell

  • @TURBONERD
    @TURBONERD 5 лет назад +960

    To people who are saying this guy is an idiot: He's comparing CHEAP coffee. He's giving Folgers 4 stars in a competition of its peers, not against real, good quality coffee.

    • @kamdaddypurp3341
      @kamdaddypurp3341 5 лет назад +16

      Squrt if you think all coffee is the same then you haven’t tried other coffees

    • @Guldfisken90
      @Guldfisken90 5 лет назад

      @@squrt7701 It's all mostly down to how you make the coffee heating is "VERY" important, and coffee should be drunk quite fast, else the beans tend to go bitter in the water eventually

    • @edweefication
      @edweefication 5 лет назад +1

      @@squrt7701 there are so many varieties of coffee bean, so it's quite normal to have different quality of coffee. Not to mention the brewing method are diverse too.

    • @Coolwater83
      @Coolwater83 4 года назад +1

      He’s not even tasting any coffee. It’s a joke. He’s probably just sipping water out of that cup

    • @omegamagna
      @omegamagna 4 года назад +3

      I'm sorry but if you give starbucks one star and folgers 4 stars; your taste buds are wrong.

  • @jenevie_delloson
    @jenevie_delloson 8 лет назад +1192

    Side of the road cantaloupe guys, side of the road cantaloupe.

    • @feline-gamerflocket7541
      @feline-gamerflocket7541 8 лет назад +4

      +13CrazyDaisies no it's cause he tasted melon and burned rubber

    • @RamseyLEL
      @RamseyLEL 8 лет назад +2

      I used to own a business with 2 manufacturers that were Amish, in Amish country horse poop on the road is called a Road Apple.....what on God's Green Earth would a Road Cantaloupe be?!?!

    • @sharonkoehler2447
      @sharonkoehler2447 8 лет назад

      No, they don't. Actually local country farmers set up road side stands and sell fresh fruit and vegetables at a lower price than what you pay in the store AND it's better! See my Facebook page for a picture of road side peaches.

    • @MilkSteak23
      @MilkSteak23 8 лет назад +25

      haha yeah I started to think he's just saying any random words that pop into his head to describe each one.

    • @joeysilva2391
      @joeysilva2391 7 лет назад +18

      Jenevie Paige almost beefy

  • @Trevor.miller
    @Trevor.miller 8 лет назад +383

    I need to know this man's life story

    • @tomylim6022
      @tomylim6022 7 лет назад +2

      Trevor Miller he was drinking coffee since infant

    • @shadowsniper3342
      @shadowsniper3342 6 лет назад

      Tomy Lim that explains a lot about this guy

  • @c4987
    @c4987 9 лет назад +941

    His descriptions are so interesting... I need to see more reviews with him.

    • @Schruk
      @Schruk 9 лет назад +167

      c4987 Gotta love side of the road cantaloupe.

    • @cannedbreaddd
      @cannedbreaddd 9 лет назад +29

      c4987 Dirty assphalt.

    • @mykiamoto7145
      @mykiamoto7145 9 лет назад +18

      +c4987 I know, I really like this guy lol

    • @MarcelR-mp3gp
      @MarcelR-mp3gp 9 лет назад +7

      +Moto Myki Does he have a RUclips Channel or something?

    • @WowNice
      @WowNice 9 лет назад

      +Jack Francis The name sounds German?

  • @thatfatracc2258
    @thatfatracc2258 5 лет назад +321

    Nobody
    This guy:This tastes like air conditioning flavored jolly ranchers that was on the floor at Walmart

  • @samh9754
    @samh9754 8 лет назад +1844

    How does one make a living off of drinking coffee? College may have prepared me for this.

    • @JoseSLC
      @JoseSLC 8 лет назад +52

      its not really like a class you take, your simply a food critic, who specializes in coffee

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 8 лет назад +69

      Practice drinking from a cup, swirling the liquid in your mouth and spitting in a bucket. Then you have to learn a few buzzwords.

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 8 лет назад +8

      secretspy1 Spittoon - Traditionally a spittoon is used for the taster to expel the sipped cup that is being tasted. The spittoon is typically large and held between the legs of the taster to facilitate spitting.

    • @JoseSLC
      @JoseSLC 8 лет назад

      secretspy1 k

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 8 лет назад +2

      secretspy1 Got it from the coffee cupping (tasting) page on Wikipepedia. I'm not trying to be a smartass on something I don't know. I suggest you do the same before telling me Wikipedia is an inaccurate source.

  • @brittanytaylor3261
    @brittanytaylor3261 10 лет назад +763

    All the basics are complaining because he said Starbucks was shit xD

    • @briangriffin5701
      @briangriffin5701 10 лет назад +58

      Starbucks is shit. That's why they put a ton of sweeteners in it. Good coffee needs very little(if any)sweetener.

    • @souleatergeek7464
      @souleatergeek7464 10 лет назад +10

      It's also overpriced and I can make better coffee at home.

    • @SalainenMursuNinja
      @SalainenMursuNinja 10 лет назад +5

      Tbh the frappes and teas are okay, but the original coffee etc. Sucks

    • @SalainenMursuNinja
      @SalainenMursuNinja 10 лет назад

      *suck

    • @justinh2150
      @justinh2150 9 лет назад +1

      Honestly though, Starbucks coffee is actually pretty good compared to other fast food or coffee places. But to know the differences, you would have to drink "normal" coffee enough.

  • @GuruGrace67
    @GuruGrace67 10 лет назад +157

    If I insult coffee and call myself a coffee expert can I get payed?

    • @mafuyu5112
      @mafuyu5112 3 года назад +1

      Answer that to yourself lol

  • @ronin9619
    @ronin9619 6 лет назад +1642

    Jolly rancher? Beefy? Side of the road cantaloupe? What kind of “expert“ is this

    • @ronin9619
      @ronin9619 6 лет назад +119

      Lol note of water ITS A FUCKIN DRINK

    • @ronin9619
      @ronin9619 6 лет назад +10

      No because i taste the richness of the coffee

    • @revenge680
      @revenge680 6 лет назад +30

      I couldn't tell if this was a joke or not when I heard, "Grape Jolly Rancher" lol. I want someone to make a parody of this

    • @KorDawg91
      @KorDawg91 6 лет назад +20

      A mega gay one

    • @getrektm8785
      @getrektm8785 6 лет назад +2

      u taste the richness of maccas coffee? lmao

  • @hitejects
    @hitejects 9 лет назад +669

    side of the road cantaloupe

    • @Ax3face
      @Ax3face 9 лет назад +8

      +Hillary Bernal i was about to say this guy reminds me of gee and then your profile pic came up....

    • @ageofadz
      @ageofadz 9 лет назад +4

      +Hillary Bernal gerard is that u?

    • @cicijones7801
      @cicijones7801 7 лет назад

      lol he said that when i was reading this comment

  • @maxwohrle1049
    @maxwohrle1049 7 лет назад +934

    Give him the same coffee twice. I wonder if he would notice

    • @markkar3192
      @markkar3192 6 лет назад +50

      No chance

    • @chris17167
      @chris17167 6 лет назад +151

      But, his years of training!

    • @DJHondimusPrime
      @DJHondimusPrime 6 лет назад +21

      He rated McD and Foldgers higher than others
      lol

    • @buddigabong
      @buddigabong 6 лет назад +42

      if you gave me a starbucks coffee twice in a row I would definitely know. despite his unbearable vibe he was absolutely correct in how he evaluated these brands

    • @nictotine264
      @nictotine264 6 лет назад +1

      Mcdonalds uses newman's own.

  • @eyeizarandummugga
    @eyeizarandummugga 9 лет назад +504

    Wait he practically calls the McDonalds Coffee tar and it got a "decent" score?

    • @jpmthemonk
      @jpmthemonk 9 лет назад +45

      +MrZee Coffee is not meant to be sweet all the time. Sometimes a crisper, less smooth taste makes for a richer experience (like eating dark chocolate or a stout beer). That said, I love "dessert" coffees.

    • @eyeizarandummugga
      @eyeizarandummugga 9 лет назад +1

      JPM I guess that's true, though it would've made more sense if he compared the coffee to something rich like dark chocolate or a stout beer instead of "tar" that's for sure. Then again, it could be argued that he liked it in comparison to the others he drank so far. He wasn't especially too fond of that Starbucks coffee either.

    • @leyway
      @leyway 9 лет назад +26

      Iced coffee in mcdonalds aint no joke.

    • @davidleeroth784
      @davidleeroth784 9 лет назад +5

      I drank coffee from literally 50 places over a 2month time period and McD's pawned them . Community coffee was good and the one at the Kolache Factory I forgot the name

    • @justmechanicthings
      @justmechanicthings 9 лет назад +2

      +MrZee Not too surprised since the Finnish drink "Rili" a tar flavored soft drink. so some people out there must like the taste of it.

  • @dwaynemondragon6421
    @dwaynemondragon6421 5 лет назад +66

    When it got to Folgers I started to get sweaty bc I’ve been drinking that every morning for years and didn’t want it to get the worst score

    • @bearcat648
      @bearcat648 5 лет назад +4

      That's a decent coffee in its class, but if you ever want to move up, it's worth it. It's really not that much more money.

    • @leighfoulkes7297
      @leighfoulkes7297 3 года назад +6

      You need to get a coffee grinder and coffee beans; you will never be the same after it.

    • @moustachio334
      @moustachio334 2 года назад

      Any basic Cuban, Dominican, or Puerto Rican coffee will probably be better if not even cheaper than Folgers. I haven’t lived in the USA in a long time so I don’t remember the typical prices.

  • @accountnumber90
    @accountnumber90 8 лет назад +2706

    This guy must be really fun at parties.

    • @kindeep
      @kindeep 8 лет назад +61

      Ohhh😂😂
      lol
      imagine you hosted the party and he is sitting next to you and you ask
      "hey hows the coffee" and he's like... you know how😂😂

    • @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii
      @DJ_POOP_IT_OUT_FEAT_LIL_WiiWii 8 лет назад +40

      This guy would fit in at the RUclips hero summit party.

    • @asianweaboo3016
      @asianweaboo3016 7 лет назад +3

      accountnumber90 your picture is perfect with this comment😂

    • @accountnumber90
      @accountnumber90 7 лет назад +18

      I am, in fact, no fun at parties

    • @turtleindustries5134
      @turtleindustries5134 7 лет назад +34

      IXM360 Really? I got a hint of Salt from the comment

  • @SpaceCat80
    @SpaceCat80 10 лет назад +260

    People are getting butthurt over his 1 star rating for Starbucks. You just feel bad you are paying 6 bucks for crappy coffee.

    • @foobar_eve8813
      @foobar_eve8813 10 лет назад +1

      A cup of "cheap" coffee at Starbucks actually costs about 2 bucks, but, my, does that make a K-Cup seem economical! If you've ever been through the AM line at McDonald's, watching people order entire bags of cheap, greasy breakfast sandwiches, it's enough to convince you to get coffee almost anywhere else.

    • @ishmel11
      @ishmel11 10 лет назад +1

      DiffEq_03 not everyone goes for their greasy ass food some actually like McDonald's other stuff meanie -_-

    • @TZmayo
      @TZmayo 10 лет назад +1

      Thank you for your comment it speaks the truth

    • @ggboy1208
      @ggboy1208 10 лет назад +2

      Hope you know... if you hear the noise when he drops the cup, there is nothing in it, and there is no steam coming off the cup either

    • @leilaplummer2259
      @leilaplummer2259 10 лет назад +1

      Your comment is 100% true.

  • @kithmikslmao9263
    @kithmikslmao9263 10 лет назад +273

    Do Water reviewed by Water Expert

  • @calebsmithwick5249
    @calebsmithwick5249 6 лет назад +933

    Anybody who says Starbucks has the best coffee has never had good coffee. Ever.

    • @mmcblk05studio
      @mmcblk05studio 6 лет назад +1

      @@BakjeLeip oh no...

    • @SarinaSayer7
      @SarinaSayer7 5 лет назад +17

      Okay but no way dunkin is better. It taste like pee with milk on a good day

    • @Mosababumarzouk
      @Mosababumarzouk 5 лет назад +56

      No one goes to starbucks for coffee anyways, they go to feel important.

    • @cooleddie1438
      @cooleddie1438 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mosababumarzouk i get a large mocha with a cut of lemon bread.

    • @bop9132
      @bop9132 4 года назад +8

      I think McDonald’s better if your talking about ice coffee

  • @poobrains2080
    @poobrains2080 10 лет назад +201

    so basically "This coffee is terrible. 4 stars."

    • @TaufikAkbar7
      @TaufikAkbar7 10 лет назад +56

      means "this tastes strange as shit, but I like it!"

    • @bighead996
      @bighead996 10 лет назад +3

      I guess he means related to those specific coffees because if he compared them to any good coffees they would all be like 1 or 2 stars

  • @christianentertainmentoutdoors
    @christianentertainmentoutdoors 10 лет назад +612

    A coffee expert, huh? Where did he get his "Masters in Coffology?"

  • @Mstutoriallover
    @Mstutoriallover 9 лет назад +607

    the funny thing is, starbucks isn't even cheap. its like 5$ for 1 latte.

    • @VegasLoungeAct
      @VegasLoungeAct 9 лет назад +24

      Rachel Watson The more apt title for the video would have been about reviewing "popular" coffee, not "cheap" coffee.

    • @natalieneighh5953
      @natalieneighh5953 9 лет назад +19

      Their coffee is cheap though, they were just testing plain coffee here, no latte.

    • @SincerelyJenOh
      @SincerelyJenOh 9 лет назад +1

      Rachel Watson plain coffee was a buck 25 last time i tried it. I also used the reusable cups so you get some kind of discount on it depending how generous the cashier wants to be

    • @leeszikiat7953
      @leeszikiat7953 9 лет назад +5

      Rachel Watson Damn you Americans complaining at $5 a latte it's like at least $12.5 here.

    • @Mstutoriallover
      @Mstutoriallover 9 лет назад +20

      Lee Szi Kiat hahaha.. im not even american, and never once did i say i was. get off your high horse, i dont care what you think, in a normal paying job, 13$ for a single coffee is not something i would ever indulge in because thats fucking ridiculous.

  • @sh350z
    @sh350z 5 лет назад +72

    This Guy Probably Describes His Wife As A Taxmanian Devil With A Hint Of Green Apple Jolly Rancher

  • @kylelindquist7634
    @kylelindquist7634 8 лет назад +1097

    You know your life is going places when you undergo "years of training" to become a coffee expert.

    • @ohshitniggaaa
      @ohshitniggaaa 8 лет назад +75

      Years of training probably means working as a barista at some hipster coffee shop and blowing all of his bosses to get a job as a coffee critic

    • @Trund27
      @Trund27 8 лет назад

      Jeepers.

    • @petesandwich3246
      @petesandwich3246 8 лет назад +40

      I think people like him are hired by companies like Dunkin/Starbucks/McDonalds/Tim Hortons to review coffee suppliers and varieties to pick the best kind. I remember McDonalds used to have a way way worse Coffee, but then they rolled out with a slightly better coffee.

    • @rafaelmoura2103
      @rafaelmoura2103 7 лет назад +7

      i dont think he would be talking about those coffees like he did if he could end up working for one of those companies someday

    • @ancientcanopies
      @ancientcanopies 7 лет назад +1

      He probably works for somewhere a lot nicer than these companies.

  • @davidjames666
    @davidjames666 8 лет назад +365

    He went to school to memorize a bunch of word combinations to say after sampling something.

    • @MangoTurtlenova
      @MangoTurtlenova 6 лет назад

      David James you can say that about any profession really

  • @xander2698
    @xander2698 9 лет назад +658

    I'M GETTING SOME RANDOM FLAVOR NOTES. ALONG WITH SOME NOTES. AND A NOTE OR TWO. POSSIBLY WITH A HINT OF A NOTE. FOLLOWED WITH A NOTE. WITH A SIDE ORDER OF A NOTE. ALL HELD TOGETHER WITH A NOTE.

  • @therealdio6562
    @therealdio6562 6 лет назад +36

    I love his jolly yet cold and confident assessment of a coffee brand....he should teach coffee 101.

  • @GlitteryMunchkinxo
    @GlitteryMunchkinxo 8 лет назад +769

    Im getting hints of pretentious with a note of narcissism

  • @Schmexxy
    @Schmexxy 10 лет назад +94

    This guy seems like the type of person to criticise you on everything you do.

    • @krisphung88
      @krisphung88 10 лет назад +72

      yup, because he's giving his opinion on coffee , you can tell a lot about him am i right?

    • @Duck0fDoom
      @Duck0fDoom 10 лет назад +61

      You do realize he's a critic, do you not?

    • @JanoyCresva
      @JanoyCresva 10 лет назад +27

      I actually thought the opposite. He seems like a nice dude...thats a critic for a living.

    • @PeachReaver
      @PeachReaver 10 лет назад +3

      Sounds like a personal issue.

    • @megandarc8611
      @megandarc8611 10 лет назад +9

      He seems to be only criticizing the coffee....Hmmmm...and I wonder why. It most definitely couldn't be because he's a coffee expert, no that obviously isn't it. Or maybe because he was brought onto the video as a critic and a critic criticizes things of his expertise? Meh, who knows, right?

  • @zanacos1
    @zanacos1 8 лет назад +559

    "Tastes like tar, and a hit of grease and asphalt, 4/5 stars!" It might be time for a real job haha

    • @christophevaraklis1715
      @christophevaraklis1715 7 лет назад +2

      thank you so much for this

    • @yellowbelly7863
      @yellowbelly7863 7 лет назад +8

      Ever heard of a joke? Ya know, like a thing you might put in a video used as entertainment?

    • @christophevaraklis1715
      @christophevaraklis1715 7 лет назад +1

      Yellow Belly ever heard of a life? maybe you should get one

    • @yellowbelly7863
      @yellowbelly7863 7 лет назад +4

      Christophe Varaklis ohhh that's original!!! Lmao

    • @Senzunia
      @Senzunia 7 лет назад +3

      Yes, because an expert would use jokes as a reason for a rating. It's not like 4/5 was a good score anyways amirite

  • @specialparadise
    @specialparadise 7 лет назад +47

    I have been drinking coffee my whole life and I found DD coffee to be good way better than most of the other brands and miles ahead of Starbucks so I was like if this guy gives DD's coffee less than 3.5 stars he is full of BS but then he gave it a 4 out of 5. I think his expertise is legit.

    • @bearcat648
      @bearcat648 5 лет назад +4

      I agree. Also, Dunkin coffee is really on a different tier. IMHO, better than some of the cheaper gourmet coffees.

    • @dw4101
      @dw4101 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I prefer their hot black coffee over Starbucks any day.

    • @ryankelly1846
      @ryankelly1846 2 года назад

      Idk if they have it in ur area but Cumberland farms (convenient store) coffee is better than dunks in a side by side I randomly did haha and it's still $1

    • @Artix902
      @Artix902 2 года назад +1

      I live in Australia where we have top of the line espresso machines in every cafe but Dunkin' is still my favourite drip coffee

    • @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55
      @PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55 Год назад +1

      I like starbucks i dont like dunking tbh

  • @Toast248
    @Toast248 7 лет назад +1372

    It's always pleasant to watch starbucks git rekt.

    • @TheButtshd
      @TheButtshd 6 лет назад +31

      Its been a good week

    • @hamoodtatari
      @hamoodtatari 6 лет назад +10

      Slightly-Burnt Toast XD slightly burnt toast XD

    • @rizkytp
      @rizkytp 6 лет назад

      Yeeeeeaaaaa

    • @rictalmarlin9435
      @rictalmarlin9435 6 лет назад

      Slightly-Burnt Toast they r overrated

    • @jamesdivinagracia1713
      @jamesdivinagracia1713 6 лет назад

      Really, you guys describe Starucks as cheap? White people....

  • @jessii967
    @jessii967 10 лет назад +62

    Maybe if he was blindfolded, he'd say something different about Starbucks.

  • @ChaozDealer
    @ChaozDealer 8 лет назад +343

    The way he talked about the mcdonalds coffe made me think it was horrible but he gave it a decent rating 😂

    • @misterdrummings
      @misterdrummings 8 лет назад +2

      Doesn't McDonald's use Newman's Own?

    • @WilliamMurphy-wp79
      @WilliamMurphy-wp79 7 лет назад +5

      Salad Dressing yes, coffee not so much. They have their own specialty blend that's actually pretty highly regarded as far as cheap coffees go. They usually perform well in blind taste tests with competitors

    • @kevinzhong5496
      @kevinzhong5496 7 лет назад +1

      McDonald's coffee is actually pretty good

    • @jelly4129
      @jelly4129 7 лет назад

      ChaozDealer same wtf? 😂

    • @toffeepupu
      @toffeepupu 7 лет назад

      He’s reviewing it based on comparison to other coffees in the group. If he uses his standard these would’ve all been 0 looool

  • @AshleyWeill
    @AshleyWeill 6 лет назад +298

    You should do artist reviews cheap art supplies

    • @denizaydn8988
      @denizaydn8988 6 лет назад +2

      Ashley Weill very good idea!

    • @DeJect_music
      @DeJect_music 6 лет назад

      That would be cool

    • @zelsips
      @zelsips 6 лет назад +3

      Well i dont know i basically see art gallerys filled with just paintings looked like it was made by my little brother

    • @AshleyWeill
      @AshleyWeill 6 лет назад +1

      Little Chicken ahem ARTISTS review ART SUPPLIES such as brushes and canvases. Lol

    • @zelsips
      @zelsips 6 лет назад

      Ashley Weill well just read the supplies part

  • @FrugalWithCheese
    @FrugalWithCheese 10 лет назад +152

    "Professional Coffee Taster"- wtf is that? Can I be the next- "Professional Toilet Paper Expert" to wipe away all this bull shit! Lol

    • @enriquea01ea
      @enriquea01ea 10 лет назад +9

      this should be the top comment

    • @fenrirgg
      @fenrirgg 10 лет назад +2

      Just get someone to pay you for tasting toilet paper and then you're a professional toilet paper expert.

    • @jayharbor5070
      @jayharbor5070 10 лет назад

      Kleenex cottonelle, easy.

    • @irvin295
      @irvin295 10 лет назад +6

      You'd be surprised the types of jobs out there

    • @MissieK
      @MissieK 10 лет назад

      its an actuall job and you actually go to something like uni for this

  • @Max1715
    @Max1715 7 лет назад +166

    He seems like a guy that would be perfect as a GoT character.

    • @farajaraf
      @farajaraf 6 лет назад

      Max wattt why

    • @grumpy_doctor
      @grumpy_doctor 6 лет назад +10

      Not really,maybe it's just because he gave that kind of vibe that makes people have an urge to kill him?

    • @kiarashtohidi398
      @kiarashtohidi398 6 лет назад +2

      For some reason, that makes sense

    • @fayHoran
      @fayHoran 6 лет назад

      Grumpy Doctor he is witty and a Savage not because he has a punchable face lol. He could make an excellent advisor in the westeros lol

  • @Shinshokuful
    @Shinshokuful 8 лет назад +196

    "This is like 99.9% water... I might have to brush my teeth for hours to get the taste out"
    wait what

    • @jaredgonzalez1949
      @jaredgonzalez1949 8 лет назад +2

      Ironic.

    • @morganpickle813
      @morganpickle813 8 лет назад +9

      Shinshokuful he might have been talking about the McDonald's? as kinda an intro to the coffee?

  • @holo6883
    @holo6883 6 лет назад +31

    "I haven't violated my tounge like that in a while" --> 2/5
    Dude what? Isn't that way too high?

    • @bearcat648
      @bearcat648 5 лет назад +5

      He is using a rating for cheap coffees.

  • @Phalxxx
    @Phalxxx 8 лет назад +118

    They should have put 2 or 3 'expensive/gourmet' coffees in there to throw off his bias - he knew they were all 'cheap coffees' so its hard not to have an immediate negative predisposition from his point of view.

    • @minioop2
      @minioop2 7 лет назад

      Phalxxx Exactly.

    • @EntelSidious_gamzeylmz
      @EntelSidious_gamzeylmz 2 года назад +3

      trust me you can smell how bad the coffee is, you cant understand the details but I can assure you that I can give you a general guess on the quality of the coffee even from 2 meters away (Im an "expert")

  • @clu159
    @clu159 8 лет назад +55

    "Maybe a lot of burnt rubber? That's kinda nice.." LMAO his monotonous sarcasm I'm gone

  • @brookebridgland1239
    @brookebridgland1239 9 лет назад +1137

    I wonder what his coffees are made off, Jesus tears?

    • @lemkelegion
      @lemkelegion 9 лет назад +55

      +Brooke Bridgland Nope, too watered down for my taste to be honest

    • @joshuawelch607
      @joshuawelch607 9 лет назад +14

      Only the finest naturally distilled artesian divinity tears can caress his java jabber

    • @FIyingDumpling
      @FIyingDumpling 9 лет назад +31

      virgin mary's menstrual blood

    • @gotikcicamacaa
      @gotikcicamacaa 9 лет назад

      IKR

    • @Mordenkainen322
      @Mordenkainen322 8 лет назад +1

      +Brooke Bridgland "After my 3rd or 4th sip i thought maybe this might be ok, If i forget my training" so in other words everything he says is in complete bias and looks at where the coffee came from and not the taste.

  • @YouCanCallMeReTro
    @YouCanCallMeReTro 5 лет назад +20

    I was sitting here with my Dunkin Donuts coffee in one hand and my pitchfork in the other, glad this snob is truly a man of good taste

    • @markdm4805
      @markdm4805 3 года назад +1

      Omg I was the same way. I was like whoa pal don't knock the Dunkin donuts coffee. I got hooked on it when I lived in the Midwest and when they finally came to California I drove an hour to get a cup.

  • @brendan5555
    @brendan5555 9 лет назад +786

    He definitely wasn't bullied at school

    • @frankieblack5206
      @frankieblack5206 9 лет назад +101

      This is so sad. Yet so funny
      lol

    • @johancarlberg1530
      @johancarlberg1530 9 лет назад +87

      He was maybe homeschooled to learn cool phrases and to drink coffee

    • @kevle0405
      @kevle0405 8 лет назад +2

      +jimmy mc chardench LOLL

    • @CardizoneSemblance
      @CardizoneSemblance 8 лет назад

      +jimmy mc chardench He could tear you to pieces...with just his words, pretty much like the girls in my school who happen to be the biggest bullies.

  • @snoopyshultz
    @snoopyshultz 8 лет назад +101

    i didnt know todd from breaking bad was a coffee expert

    • @Enoc63
      @Enoc63 7 лет назад

      Murdering a child can change you

    • @nickb2208
      @nickb2208 7 лет назад

      Snoopy Schulz I too think Ginger's look alike!

  • @filippomedici364
    @filippomedici364 9 лет назад +242

    come to italy and drink a real coffee

    • @guitar19971
      @guitar19971 9 лет назад +8

      +Filippo Medici Italian coffee is amazing. I went on holiday there this summer and everywhere I went the coffee was reliably awesome. Even in an el-cheapo run down café they have good coffee.

    • @patriciafebi9291
      @patriciafebi9291 9 лет назад

      +Firmansyah Sembiring yeah, i agree with you

    • @nattt3842
      @nattt3842 9 лет назад +4

      +Firmansyah Sembiring we do have good quality coffee SEEDS but other country's "progressed" coffees are still better than ours

    • @SabellaHalfdragon
      @SabellaHalfdragon 9 лет назад +1

      +Filippo Medici I'd love too. Now loan me the money for airfare lol

    • @jdanielgurrola
      @jdanielgurrola 9 лет назад +1

      +Filippo Medici Hi, in my country the only italian coffee I can get is lavazza and illy, they are this good coffees?

  • @williamacev2603
    @williamacev2603 6 лет назад +37

    I feel that this is fake. Almost like he is making fun of coffee snobs.

    • @jeffreyjohansen4021
      @jeffreyjohansen4021 6 лет назад +19

      He really is a coffee expert, but yes, he is making fun of coffee snobs (including himself). Very tongue in cheek. He was a barista at high end coffee shops in Cleveland and LA for over a decade.

    • @zachp434
      @zachp434 4 года назад

      Jeffrey Johansen I wanna punch this dude

  • @NikunjBhartiaLP
    @NikunjBhartiaLP 7 лет назад +39

    For anyone wondering, the piece in the background is Scarlatti's D minor sonata K1

    • @sihamazhar625
      @sihamazhar625 3 года назад

      It became one of my favorites 😊 thanks 🙏

  • @joeyouyang
    @joeyouyang 9 лет назад +54

    where the hell do you get coffee taste training

  • @nickmiller323
    @nickmiller323 8 лет назад +336

    Its extremely weird how people are getting so triggered over him hating on Starbucks. Its almost as if these people in the comments know the Starbucks CEO personally. And any bad reviews on his coffee would send him to tank the company. I just don't get it.

    • @jltorres6320
      @jltorres6320 8 лет назад +105

      They're angry because it makes it harder to justify the obscene amounts of money they waste on mediocre coffee.

    • @wtf-oq6ng
      @wtf-oq6ng 8 лет назад +2

      tbh I don't really like coffee

    • @Шоуодногожурналиста
      @Шоуодногожурналиста 8 лет назад +25

      It's because Strabucks is realy expensive and it's a bad coffee. Most of americans hate the taste of coffee itself, they drink the artificually flavoured brew with creamer with the flavour and loads of sugar. And they do it on the go too. Real coffee sometimes is that strong that gulping it on the go will make you coffee drunk or even faint.

    • @lancelindlelee7256
      @lancelindlelee7256 8 лет назад +3

      I go there to meet with people, not to drink coffee

    • @codename9824
      @codename9824 7 лет назад +1

      Oleg Krestovcev that's gasoline not coffee haha.

  • @basteala525
    @basteala525 4 года назад +5

    The biggest problem with a lot of cheap coffees is that the employees let them sit way past their secondary shelf life--that is, how long they're fresh after preparation. Coffee that sits too long starts to break down, and the oils separate a little, resulting in a somewhat greasy, bitter taste. Think it's coincidence that you've rarely had a bad cold brew? The intended secondary shelf life is much longer.

  • @anon420anon
    @anon420anon 9 лет назад +151

    I really would have liked to see him review the coffee's without knowing where it came from ahead of time.

    • @CaputMensae
      @CaputMensae 9 лет назад +5

      +Anon Ymous He didn't

    • @anon420anon
      @anon420anon 9 лет назад +7

      GigaByter R You sure? Cause right before he tries the Starbucks he says something like he is insinuating he knows what he is trying. @ 1:40

    • @CaputMensae
      @CaputMensae 9 лет назад +30

      Anon Ymous I think he was just making a statement after trying the previous coffee 'that he's not excited' because it's cheap coffee. Then the scene starts off with him tasting the starbucks.

    • @anon420anon
      @anon420anon 9 лет назад +6

      GigaByter R For what it's worth, I don't think so. I think they told him what he was trying.

    • @CaputMensae
      @CaputMensae 9 лет назад

      Anon Ymous Possible

  • @bingo.6587
    @bingo.6587 10 лет назад +183

    Starbucks, get it STAR, one star xD

    • @oscarsanders07
      @oscarsanders07 10 лет назад +109

      one star for many bucks

    • @WatchdogGoon
      @WatchdogGoon 10 лет назад +18

      Oscar Sanders
      Bravo. 5 stars

    • @bortbimpbon989
      @bortbimpbon989 10 лет назад +8

      Oscar Sanders I like your profile picture. It's WAY better than mine.

    • @oscarsanders07
      @oscarsanders07 10 лет назад +5

      Haley Wernz thanks man, I made it myself :D

    • @bortbimpbon989
      @bortbimpbon989 10 лет назад +5

      Really? I made mine too! Wait.. no I didn't...

  • @jltorres6320
    @jltorres6320 8 лет назад +721

    It makes me happy that he hates Starbucks as much as I do.

    • @maddhatter6938
      @maddhatter6938 8 лет назад +27

      Starbucks is milk with a tiny hint of coffee, when I went to America and got a coffee, I thought they gave me just warm milk. I'm glad we don't have Starbucks in Australia.

    • @blueskyzfreedom
      @blueskyzfreedom 8 лет назад

      Think again, there are.

    • @nil3552
      @nil3552 8 лет назад +22

      I hate starbucks because I hate the taste. Not because I want to be 'different' or a 'special snowflake.' Period.

    • @mikey2kus
      @mikey2kus 8 лет назад +14

      Lois Angelu Saro i agree with you. They burn the beans in the roasting processs. The black coffee tastes burnt with a charcoal aftertaste. Most "starbucks" fans only drink the sweet drinks- no actual merit

    • @rubenthescarypurplebunny581
      @rubenthescarypurplebunny581 8 лет назад +3

      Yeah starbucks is gay

  • @guppy8073
    @guppy8073 6 лет назад +34

    I'm pleased with how well DD did, that shop was my childhood donuts and coffee go-to

    • @potatohead1423
      @potatohead1423 3 года назад

      Their doughnuts (spell it right, dammit!) have always sucked because of inferior ingredients used. Now they are sucky AND stale because they come from centralized bakeries instead of being made fresh in-store. My local supermarket makes doughnuts right in the store kitchen. Fresh, yummy, bigger than DD's, and 30 cents per doughnut CHEAPER.

    • @iandhunt80
      @iandhunt80 3 года назад

      Well. Guppy did say WAS.

  • @autbo
    @autbo 10 лет назад +85

    Once at school, i said "STARBUCKS SUCKS!! THE COFFEE IS CHEEP!" and All the girls hated on me. LOL

  • @AndrewProTV
    @AndrewProTV 10 лет назад +63

    Just witnessed a white girl take a selfie with her coffee in Starbucks. I always heard the legends but never thought I'd see it in the wild.

  • @SerratedHatred
    @SerratedHatred 10 лет назад +157

    So what exactly makes him a coffee expert? Did he go to coffee school and obtain a Masters Degree in coffee tasting? or is it just simply that you needed another video so you found an actor who can impersonate someone who knows what they are talking about?

    • @EntelSidious_gamzeylmz
      @EntelSidious_gamzeylmz 2 года назад

      I mean I dont know all coffee experts in the world (never heard his name or saw him in an expo, he isnt followed by anyone I follow🤔, trust me there arent that many people in the speciality coffee industry) but even other than that there is literally no proof that this guy is an expert

  • @aleisterfinch8330
    @aleisterfinch8330 3 года назад +2

    "This coffee has a faint note of Nintendo 64, and a smell of Phil Collins"

  • @InderNshit
    @InderNshit 10 лет назад +78

    BuzzFeed, by what standards is this a coffee expert? What are his qualifications?

  • @chance757
    @chance757 8 лет назад +110

    Side of the road cantaloupe

  • @geraldvincentt
    @geraldvincentt 10 лет назад +24

    He can't sleep for 2 days after that.

    • @Majlc5
      @Majlc5 10 лет назад

      That's only the sips that were on camera
      they had to do a couple takes...

    • @dwrigh18
      @dwrigh18 10 лет назад

      B5D That's what I'm talkin bout

    • @JaikeJones
      @JaikeJones 10 лет назад

      Wooooow, what lile, 5 cups?
      Scary, considering the ammount of sugar and caffeine I consume every, I can sleep fine, infact, it makes me sleep better.

  • @LuckyNumber48
    @LuckyNumber48 5 лет назад +3

    We still need more of this guy. 'We' as in the world needs more of this guy.

  • @lolk1154
    @lolk1154 10 лет назад +195

    Who knew McDonald's had better coffee than Starbucks...

    • @TheCrashon
      @TheCrashon 10 лет назад +21

      ***** good for you

    • @severedghost
      @severedghost 10 лет назад +12

      ***** so is uncle ruckus , but dont tell him.

    • @CuteButEvil806
      @CuteButEvil806 10 лет назад +3

      Well I personally like McDonalds coffee and it is way more affordable the starbucks

    • @aR0ttenBANANA
      @aR0ttenBANANA 10 лет назад +19

      Well starbucks is pretty horendous. The only reason theyre still in buisness is suburban white 16 year old females.

    • @gamerboy4500
      @gamerboy4500 10 лет назад +2

      TheN0X racist

  • @MisterYewToob
    @MisterYewToob 8 лет назад +419

    pffft i can do this... *takes a sip of coffee* mmm I'm getting a hint if butter in this...maybe some olive oil tar....almost peppery to the tongue..Ah yes, has almost a wet grass smell to it...delightful!

    • @bvdrst
      @bvdrst 7 лет назад +27

      Wow, you are sounding like a coffee expert already! Now all you need to do is give a rating that contradicts the written review!

    • @M4skedBoi
      @M4skedBoi 7 лет назад +3

      Fart smell.....Bacon Grease....
      Smell of Wet Bed Sheets...
      And.....some fregment of rotten
      Orange juice...
      5/5 boi

    • @jagadishbarik5778
      @jagadishbarik5778 7 лет назад

      YEET
      &*

    • @garrettjagodzinski8401
      @garrettjagodzinski8401 7 лет назад +1

      Perhaps African? Costa Rican?

    • @windslowmotion
      @windslowmotion 7 лет назад +2

      I think I might be getting a little bit of a grandmas kitchen table back left leg to it...

  • @StonerMorrison
    @StonerMorrison 10 лет назад +277

    Too bad he didnt do Tim Hortons Coffee

  • @Terp311
    @Terp311 Месяц назад +2

    People really thinking there’s actual coffee in that cup

  • @taraelsey926
    @taraelsey926 7 лет назад +137

    How to be a coffee expert: "I'm getting a hint of *insert random word*"

    • @yxz5198
      @yxz5198 4 года назад +3

      EVOLVE FREELY a kidney bean maybe

    • @Boomistirr
      @Boomistirr 4 года назад

      @@yxz5198 kidney stone

  • @putmeincoach56
    @putmeincoach56 8 лет назад +55

    How is everyone gonna ignore the "grape jolly rancher" comment 😂😂😂

  • @aragiss
    @aragiss 8 лет назад +265

    Coffee quality is not quantifiable. Have 10 different experts try these coffees and they will all have completely different opinions. Same thing with wine. For any given wine, you can find expert reviews ranging from 1 star to 5 stars.
    Good coffee is the one you enjoy drinking.

    • @Barleyhills
      @Barleyhills 7 лет назад +5

      Is that why Folgers is #1 in America?

    • @strongarm8937
      @strongarm8937 7 лет назад +8

      No, there are wines which are objectively bad

    • @nahnope8581
      @nahnope8581 7 лет назад +4

      The only wines that are really objectively bad are ones that are incorrectly made

    • @GravySpectacle
      @GravySpectacle 7 лет назад

      Someone finally said it.

    • @ekim2875
      @ekim2875 7 лет назад +1

      Is it me or did some of the terms he used not describe coffee in anyway

  • @snugasapugonarug
    @snugasapugonarug 6 лет назад +39

    7-Eleven's vanilla coffee is amazing cold. Too bad their machines spit out five thousand degree coffee so you gotta put it in the fridge overnight.

  • @pikanoob
    @pikanoob 8 лет назад +116

    should have slipped some hipster artisan coffee in there to see if he noticed it was different

    • @L_I_A_M_K
      @L_I_A_M_K 8 лет назад +17

      You can actually taste a difference

    • @friesxnxcoke
      @friesxnxcoke 8 лет назад +1

      The taste is very noticeable. I go to a local coffee beans roaster/coffee shop and I can tell when the espresso is different roast.

    • @TheTrogdore
      @TheTrogdore 8 лет назад +7

      Hopefully it's not too far from your safe space.

    • @calebclaussen2536
      @calebclaussen2536 8 лет назад +3

      You have made my day, you passive aggressive genius

    • @kirbyvore
      @kirbyvore 8 лет назад +3

      When you're trying so hard to be edgy and offensive that it's not even relevant.

  • @ChrisM-bn5vr
    @ChrisM-bn5vr 9 лет назад +216

    Funny how McDonalds gets 3.5 stars and Starbucks gets 1.

    • @gabdemiranda
      @gabdemiranda 9 лет назад +13

      Chris Merrick Starbucks sucks... It's almost not coffee

    • @ChrisM-bn5vr
      @ChrisM-bn5vr 9 лет назад +24

      Gabriel Castro Yeah I know, all the Starbucks in Australia got shut down cause no one liked it.

    • @kylewhitehead5975
      @kylewhitehead5975 9 лет назад +9

      Chris Merrick Australia has far higher standards than us British then. Starbucks is spreading like the plague here.

    • @SchwarzeWitwe2
      @SchwarzeWitwe2 9 лет назад +1

      kyle whitehead We do. I have a Kiwi friend who lives in the London area, she said to only go to a certain few coffee shops when I visited last year.
      Yeah, you guys really don't know your coffee.

    • @alexthommo9667
      @alexthommo9667 9 лет назад +2

      Chris Merrick McDonalds in Canada has great coffee.

  • @gaogaigar1874
    @gaogaigar1874 9 лет назад +17

    Not bad, he actually taste the whole McDonald restaurant from a coffee!

  • @alongalostaway
    @alongalostaway 2 года назад +3

    Still can't believe this video exists

  • @miscelous
    @miscelous 10 лет назад +75

    Try tim hortons

    • @CuteButEvil806
      @CuteButEvil806 10 лет назад +7

      He might not have enough star for that lol

    • @icedupwolf
      @icedupwolf 10 лет назад +4

      Not many Tim Hortons in America man.

    • @mertz313
      @mertz313 10 лет назад +3

      icedupwolf There are a lot of Tim Hortons in Michigan lol. At least where I live.. I'm even walking distance from one lol

    • @Modnyy
      @Modnyy 10 лет назад

      Heartagram yeah it seems there are only tim hortons in the states closer to the Canadian boarder

    • @BetaBreaking
      @BetaBreaking 10 лет назад

      To clarify for you non-Canadians, yes it's for us but! An American company bought it out sometime ago maybe 20 or so years ago so now it's available in the US but it's still Canadian exclusive. We get most of the good stuff I think. There is a Tim Hortons literally 200m from my house and there's one right outside my workplace.

  • @paratrooper10
    @paratrooper10 10 лет назад +83

    Man, makes me wonder what expensive coffee taste like

    • @wika1984
      @wika1984 10 лет назад +21

      he's the kind that critiques coffee brands sold at stores. Coffee experts like him have hyper sensitive taste buds that take years to master. Critiquing coffee already made to serve is something different from buying at your local grocery store.

    • @AiVeeeee
      @AiVeeeee 10 лет назад +2

      like weasel poop; it's almost $600 a pound

    • @wika1984
      @wika1984 10 лет назад

      Aimee Gem Veloso it's a type of animal that picks the best ripest beans and poops it out. We then take those beans and make coffee out of it. It's apparently the best coffee know to mankind, but I haven't tried a cup, so I can't say it is.

    • @Obiwancolenobi
      @Obiwancolenobi 10 лет назад +4

      And to those who say "ew" to Kopi Luwak....remember, you eat eggs and milk: chicken's period and cow lactation.

    • @CNcyanide18
      @CNcyanide18 10 лет назад

      There's one here in the Philippines which is brewed from animal excrement. I heard its fairly pricey and it tastes good especially brewed and served fresh, never actually tasted one though. Not that I'd want to, though.

  • @HollieForrest
    @HollieForrest 9 лет назад +887

    Finally someone who thinks Starbucks sucks!!! :)

    • @user-vk9kx5nh3j
      @user-vk9kx5nh3j 9 лет назад +47

      HollieEatsLipstick Tastes like fucking battery acid.
      Or should I say notes of lead dioxide reacting with sulfuric acid, with hints of basic.

    • @smellslikeAIC
      @smellslikeAIC 9 лет назад

      HollieEatsLipstick im glad im not the only one, i like their "coffee drinks" though lol

    • @Soten_Bori
      @Soten_Bori 9 лет назад

      The only things I like from Starbucks are the ladyfingers and the green tea frap

    • @lovisall90
      @lovisall90 9 лет назад +4

      ***** exactly, I always thought starbuck is for people who hate coffee, like me lol

    • @AlanLedesma349-59untjnrtbjio
      @AlanLedesma349-59untjnrtbjio 9 лет назад +2

      I've always preferred Peet's over starbucks, way more fresh, stronger, and just plain better. It's definetly worth the longer drive! (Depends on your location, my Peet's Coffee is about 2 miles from me)

  • @EmolessGamer
    @EmolessGamer 2 года назад +1

    Me: *sips coffee*
    - a hint of cinnamon
    - 24 grams of costa Rican Coffee
    - tears of crying children
    - made with depression
    - this is why your dad left you

  • @laxpors
    @laxpors 10 лет назад +110

    Side of the road cantaloupe? WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?

    • @slurpx524
      @slurpx524 10 лет назад +35

      If you live out in the country, it's cantaloupe that's fresh from the fields and is sold off of a truck.

    • @laxpors
      @laxpors 10 лет назад +3

      Mark Nicholson oh. OK, but I've never tasted cantaloupe in my coffee!

    • @slurpx524
      @slurpx524 10 лет назад +16

      ***** nor have I, I'm assuming this man is insane.

    • @RambunctiousVA
      @RambunctiousVA 10 лет назад +2

      camila reed I have a feeling this is an undercover LGBT campaign

    • @spidaminida
      @spidaminida 10 лет назад +1

      Gamey?

  • @Judita00
    @Judita00 9 лет назад +94

    This guy must be a pain in the ** when inviting over for a coffee hahaha

    • @wccrispy
      @wccrispy 9 лет назад +3

      That's why you ask him which coffees to try first ;)

    • @cleoz9274
      @cleoz9274 9 лет назад +28

      Judith Pol I think he bring his own blend every time, and takes over the coffee machine.

    • @adamaris1760
      @adamaris1760 9 лет назад +2

      Judith Pol well to be fair he was being asked to critique it.

    • @yms4355
      @yms4355 9 лет назад +3

      Judith Pol Is a dentist friend pain in the ** when you're brushing teeth?
      Nope. It's called ''Doing your job''...

  • @bababooeybababooey
    @bababooeybababooey 10 лет назад +100

    This guy's only job is to come up with adjectives.

    • @theblackdaria_
      @theblackdaria_ 10 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SidBidDid
      @SidBidDid 10 лет назад +2

      THIS IS THE GREATEST COMMENT

    • @hoh9291
      @hoh9291 10 лет назад +1

      SidBidDid AGREEEEEEEEED OMG!!!

    • @IreneBento33
      @IreneBento33 10 лет назад

      Hahahaha, that's great!

  • @channeldanso
    @channeldanso 2 года назад +3

    I find myself here every once in a while idk why (the wine review one too)

  • @BishtrainerTai16
    @BishtrainerTai16 10 лет назад +268

    He sounds exactly like all of the snobby and prude "taste experts" you find in all those anti american comments.
    American coffee? More like drinking tar. Only plebians dont have their own private Columbian farmer growing coffee beans in their backyard. :haughty british laugh:

    • @squarehead444
      @squarehead444 10 лет назад +6

      this made me very happy

    • @yodagaming2559
      @yodagaming2559 10 лет назад +16

      Sorry but Americans make some bad coffee with a few exceptions.

    • @Epicloa
      @Epicloa 10 лет назад +17

      I feel like trying to describe taste always comes off kind of snobby cause it's such a difficult thing to do with every day words. Like yea, you can try a nice red win and say "hurr this tastes good" but if you really want to try and describe the intricacies of it you are going to have to use some very odd phrases to help the other person sense it with you.

    • @Wo0dGlue
      @Wo0dGlue 10 лет назад +1

      Pff, British amateurs. The Arabs shake their heads.

    • @mike5142
      @mike5142 10 лет назад +1

      *Colombian

  • @MrAlextomz519
    @MrAlextomz519 8 лет назад +30

    This man has the sassiest face I've ever seen on a human being

  • @RaeMoirai
    @RaeMoirai 10 лет назад +87

    He may be a coffee expert but he also thinks 3.5 is half of 5.

    • @HubaTheHut
      @HubaTheHut 10 лет назад +9

      He gave it 3.5/5 and then commented that it was 'halfway tolerable'. So from where do you conclude that he thinks half of 5 is 3.5?

    • @RaeMoirai
      @RaeMoirai 10 лет назад

      Halfway tolerable is still saying 3.5 is half of 5 or am I missing the point? Because he does mention the word "half" right? And does 3.5 = half of 5? It does not, unless you're really bad at maths obviously, half of 5 is 2.5. No matter how you word it he still mentions the word half which means he believes half of 5 is 3.5. So no matter what my comment makes total sense. It doesn't matter if it's tolerable, related to how much it costs, how good it tastes, etc. He still says it's "half"way tolerable which implies he thinks 3.5 = half of 5. Does that make any sense now? Jesus Christ, they told me about people on RUclips being dumb but I never thought people would take it so seriously. -_- By the way, it's quite obviously a taste test as proven by the fact he mentions the taste of each coffee and then rates it of that. Tolerable - Meaning essentially how good does the coffee taste. So yeah, in conclusion, after taking in all the evidence it is quite clear to me and 18 other people that he thinks 3.5 is half of 5 and if that doesn't make total sense to you, then I give up.

    • @asw1g
      @asw1g 10 лет назад +3

      Aaron Sullivan Lay that ego to rest bud. He rated it 3.5/5. He said it was halfway tolerable. You assume 0 is intolerable and 5 is tolerable. That is not true whatsoever. It is mentioned nowhere. It is 3.5/5 but as far as tolerance goes, he finds it only halfway tolerable. It really is not difficult to understand at all. Before you insult others because of your failure to accept your own incompetence, think things through. Good life lesson.

    • @RaeMoirai
      @RaeMoirai 10 лет назад +1

      Sure, sure. You keep believing that. But it's a taste test and believe it or not tolerable is one of the many word we would use in a taste test. Tolerable in this instance obviously means how he found the coffee and he found it half tolerable which means he thinks 3.5 is half of 5. Honestly, I am going mental or something. Every time I write something that is actual fact, people dismiss it for some self belief it means something else. Okay let me just put this in simple English. He is doing a taste test which means 0-1 would be intolerable or a word of that description and 4-5 would be tolerable or again something to that description. Just because it wasn't mentioned doesn't mean it's not true. Do you understand now?

    • @asw1g
      @asw1g 10 лет назад +5

      Aaron Sullivan A taste test takes into account the taste as as a whole. 0 is not intolerable. That's just a part of it. Forget it. This is pointless. You're one of those guys who can't be wrong. Peace.

  • @thegamingpigeon3216
    @thegamingpigeon3216 8 месяцев назад +2

    For the price, McDonalds coffee actually slaps

  • @wranglerstar
    @wranglerstar 10 лет назад +562

    Loved this, so funny,

    • @PC42069
      @PC42069 7 лет назад +9

      What are you doing here? I didn't expect to see you here.

    • @capybara6997
      @capybara6997 7 лет назад +1

      Wranglerstar lmao ikr!!

    • @dabbingemoji1323
      @dabbingemoji1323 4 года назад

      Hello

  • @Dan_Dan_Ruu
    @Dan_Dan_Ruu 10 лет назад +186

    Flavor aside, Starbucks is anything but cheap.

    • @FantasyJimenez123
      @FantasyJimenez123 10 лет назад +13

      True that.

    • @asdf30111
      @asdf30111 10 лет назад +2

      you clearly never had to pay 20$ for one. I know a place where one is 55$ but does have costly things blended in

    • @Jack.Strait
      @Jack.Strait 10 лет назад +3

      it only costs like 5 cents for them to make

    • @woogie87
      @woogie87 10 лет назад +3

      Tarbucks is disgusting. You did something wrong with your tongue and can no longer taste the trutuh of how awful that coffee tastes

    • @timothyholley2546
      @timothyholley2546 10 лет назад +2

      I think when they say "cheap coffee" they mean that the coffee is actually cheap. Not that it's cheap to buy, but it's just cheaply made.

  • @ccgsales
    @ccgsales 10 лет назад +219

    Can anyone find a CV on this 'expert'? Try searching for him on the internet. I can't find anything except a facebook page and a twit feed. Oh, and a bunch of links back to THIS video. WHAT makes him an expert besides a descriptive vocabulary and an opinion? Seriously, I am curious what his credentials are, that makes him an 'expert' on coffee.

    • @101kagaminemari
      @101kagaminemari 10 лет назад +71

      Well usually food critics have trained palettes. Their palettes are trained to taste what we usually can't. Just like wine experts. Take in mind that he is drinking straight up coffee. No sugar or cream added.

    • @ccgsales
      @ccgsales 10 лет назад +6

      101kagaminemari
      Do you know what a CV is? Curriculum Vitae? I was asking what makes him a trained coffee critic? For all the proof I found on him... *I* could qualify as a trained coffee critic. Do YOU know what his qualifications are to critique coffee besides "a descriptive vocabulary and an opinion"? I have both those qualifications. Maybe I should become a critic as well?

    • @101kagaminemari
      @101kagaminemari 10 лет назад +45

      ccgsales Obviously you're not going to find everything about everyone on the internet. Its not like you can type his name an then suddenly everything about him will appear. "A descriptive vocabulary and an opinion" aren't the only qualifications. You have to have an amazing palette and sense of smell to be a critic. You could become a critic as well, but you have to go through training.

    • @ccgsales
      @ccgsales 10 лет назад +8

      101kagaminemari
      Ahh... so no actual 'proof' that this guy is actually qualified to critique anyone's coffee? Thought so...

    • @101kagaminemari
      @101kagaminemari 10 лет назад +38

      ccgsales Either way the coffee mention is pretty crappy until disguised with a shit ton of diabetes.

  • @pitlempens1741
    @pitlempens1741 2 года назад +1

    This guy is a walking Tim and Eric character

  • @aham2903
    @aham2903 8 лет назад +1216

    He's just spouting out random words. What are the qualifications to be a coffee/ wine / beer / food reviewer? A pulse?

    • @vladmatsnev
      @vladmatsnev 8 лет назад +87

      You know, as a perfume reviewer i would say that it's a pretty hard thing to do and involves a lot of training. You have to try a lot of things. Sometimes they give you the perfume and you have to guess all the notes and stuff, same with coffee. This is interesting but hard.

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 8 лет назад +54

      I saw a 'wine expert' say that a wine "invites you in but leaves you standing at the door". About wine...

    • @Yegggg
      @Yegggg 8 лет назад +27

      wine is extremely hard, to become a master sommelier, which restaurants hire, you have to be able to pare the perfect wine with meals

    • @umiluv
      @umiluv 8 лет назад +55

      Extremely sensitive sense of smell & taste and the ability to remember what other things taste like.
      As for the comment about wine inviting you in and leaving you at the door, it means the initial smell and flavor as you start tasting the wine are quite pleasant yet the flavor falls flat immediately after that initial taste.
      You can consider foods/drinks to have at minimum three stages of flavor - initial taste which includes smelling with your nose, while in the mouth and on the tongue, after swallowing which also typically includes exhaling. If you have a sensitive enough palate and the food/beverage is complex enough, you can assess the differences of the tastes at each stage.

    • @GerryBolger
      @GerryBolger 8 лет назад +11

      umiluv I made that up as a joke, I wanted to see if anyone would believe me. Haha

  • @KayskolA
    @KayskolA 8 лет назад +59

    I NEED MORE OF THESE VIDEOS!!!! TACO EXPERTS! PIE EXPERTS! PLEAASE!

  • @vazzmatazz
    @vazzmatazz 10 лет назад +63

    Why do all of these analogies make sense to me? Why do they not make sense to so many other people?

    • @theunforbiddenfruit2527
      @theunforbiddenfruit2527 10 лет назад +3

      It very much does make sense...

    • @mvpmikey
      @mvpmikey 10 лет назад +1

      Its called synesthesia.
      This people had a different sense of perception in addition to your basic senses so they judge things more accurately.
      Majority of the population had synesthesia but mental blocks are created that suppresses the ability because of social acceptance and its relationship with being uneducated regarding the ability.
      ...believe it or not, people who doesn't have synesthesia are actually the rare ones. Science don't talk much about people who doesn't have it since their considered lower species or older forms of human, and such mentality can trigger bad response from society.

    • @psychobabble81
      @psychobabble81 10 лет назад +3

      mvpmickey1 You should revisit your definition of synesthesia. I don't believe you understand what it is. Associations to a sensation are not indicators to synesthesia.

    • @PistolLucky
      @PistolLucky 10 лет назад

      mvpmickey1 People who don't have synesthesia are considered a lower species!? You had better get your facts correct and your little don't/doesn't grammar mistake corrected before you go off and calling others inferior. Literally EVERYTHING you said is utter bullshit. Being uneducated of the ability of synesthesia will cause a "mental block" which prevents this from happening? What am I reading? If being ignorant about this ability causes that, then how did it first came to be? With you logic if no one is aware of it then it would never exist. And I highly doubt social acceptence is going to prevent the human brain from doing something it naturally does.

    • @camilabeltran8422
      @camilabeltran8422 10 лет назад

      hipsters, perhaps? I mean, the dude gave 1 star to starbucks, they must be burning their wayfarers.

  • @MattFoleysGhost
    @MattFoleysGhost Год назад +2

    I found this guy delightfully snooty.