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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 152

  • @AmanKang-sc5xp
    @AmanKang-sc5xp 5 месяцев назад +47

    Indian pandit shaadi nhi karte kyu juth boll rehe ho 😢😢

    • @Maithili_V
      @Maithili_V 5 месяцев назад

      Kuch nahi pataa inn bhad vo ko 😂😂

    • @amarjitsuklabaidya12
      @amarjitsuklabaidya12 5 месяцев назад +3

      Kya bhai...in pagolo se bas maje lo😂😂

  • @Maithili_V
    @Maithili_V 5 месяцев назад +27

    Jab pehle din Kejriwal Jail se niklaa thaa. Reporter ne uss se puchaa aapke according Bjp ki kitni seats aayegi? Kejriwal bola 170. Phir 3 4 din baad kisi reporter ne yehi sawaal phir puchaa to bolaa 220. Kal ye sawaal kejriwal se reporter ne teesri baar puchaa to bol rahaa hai 300. Election khatam hote hote 400 paar karaa degaa. 😂😂😂

  • @random_gunner.9064
    @random_gunner.9064 5 месяцев назад +52

    Indian pandit shaadi nahi karte

    • @petsfunny88
      @petsfunny88 5 месяцев назад +7

      Chulam mei jhut bolna jayez hai chuslam ko defend krne ke liye. Bolo ola hu abar

  • @madhubhaskaran1974
    @madhubhaskaran1974 5 месяцев назад +23

    Pandit kabhi bhi ais wayad kaam nahi karthe

  • @lokeshranjan9505
    @lokeshranjan9505 5 месяцев назад +16

    हवशी मौलाना 😂

  • @niteshupadhyay4910
    @niteshupadhyay4910 5 месяцев назад +11

    Indian pandit convert nahi krte mohabbat ke jaise talwar rakh kr

    • @Maithili_V
      @Maithili_V 5 месяцев назад +5

      Hinduism tab thaa jab koi or religion nahi thaa. Isiliye convert karrne kaa koi tareekaa nahi bataayaa gyaa. Kyoki koi or religion thaa hi nahi uss waqt. Jab Islam aaya tha Christian bhi the, Jews bhi the, Hindus bhi the, Parsi bhi the or bhi bhaut se religion already exist krrte the 😂😂

    • @mohitji2054
      @mohitji2054 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Maithili_Vहमारे यहाँ धर्म-अधर्म का सिद्धांत हैं। जो धार्मिक सज्जन है, वो ठीक है लेकिन जो अधार्मिक है उनकी बैंड बजाने का काम हमारा है जो पिछले कुछ वर्षों से हमनें छोड़ रखा है। 😅

  • @imreubenabraham3
    @imreubenabraham3 5 месяцев назад +22

    ASLI CHUSALMAN 😂😂😂

  • @kirankumarvalgi6921
    @kirankumarvalgi6921 5 месяцев назад +28

    Mazab ki khubsurti 😂😅😊 kya baad hai 😊

  • @mahakaalbhakta1949
    @mahakaalbhakta1949 5 месяцев назад +4

    India Pandit ko koi nahi puchta na unki koi baat manta hai aur Pandit ek hi shadi karta hai. .. Aur Hindu dharm me Pati aur patni ek hi leval ke hote hai.. Aur Hindu apne ghar ke bahu ko Lakshmi kehte hai.. Unke ghar aane se ghar me barkat aati hai

  • @TrumpThomas123
    @TrumpThomas123 5 месяцев назад +23

    Mazhab ki jahalat 😂

    • @ashishverma7431
      @ashishverma7431 5 месяцев назад +2

      Mazhab ki jahalat nahi, jahalat ka mazhab

    • @TrumpThomas123
      @TrumpThomas123 5 месяцев назад

      @@ashishverma7431 Chaku Kharbuje pr ja Kharbuja Chaku pr kya fark pdta hai baat to ek hi hai bhaya

  • @virendersingh2600
    @virendersingh2600 5 месяцев назад +16

    In salo ne Allah ko bhi chupne par majboor kar diya Allah bhi sochta hoga

  • @vishu_jinwal.
    @vishu_jinwal. 19 дней назад +1

    Yakub bhai ine sabko 72 Guru ke pass bhej do😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉

  • @niteshupadhyay4910
    @niteshupadhyay4910 5 месяцев назад +9

    Ye Tariq sabse bada jiyadi hain kab fat Jaye koi pta nhi

  • @petsfunny88
    @petsfunny88 5 месяцев назад +7

    Chuslam aur hindu dharm mei bht farak hai.

  • @whaddoiknow6519
    @whaddoiknow6519 5 месяцев назад +9

    4 on earth, practicing for 72 in jahannat.

  • @PoliticsMario
    @PoliticsMario 5 месяцев назад +12

    Tariq Bhai bolona bjp side se kon bolta h charo me se???? Ya nafrat hai modiji se??

  • @dipvik1933
    @dipvik1933 5 месяцев назад +4

    Yousuf Zattu : Baaki kuch bhi honay do lekin Duniya Chapti hai.
    Yakub ❤ du: Bilkul.😂😂😂😂

  • @dipvik1933
    @dipvik1933 5 месяцев назад +4

    Yakub ❤du to his Mom : Ammi yeh Meray Abbu hai ke Mamu ?
    Mom : Tumhare Abbu aur Mamu ek hee hai. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Dhruvax2x
    @Dhruvax2x 5 месяцев назад +9

    Mere duplicate Punjabi Muslims...biradar mulk Iran ka "Ibrahim raheesi" kaha hai uspe reaction do😢 bekkh baad main mangana😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @venkateshwarreddya6422
    @venkateshwarreddya6422 5 месяцев назад +6

    0:01 hai Hello 👋 nafrati & anti hindu zalimo.. kya hal hai,?

  • @dipvik1933
    @dipvik1933 5 месяцев назад +3

    Maulana: Unke bacche hamein Mamu kehane lage .
    Yakub ❤du ke bachche bhi Yakub ko Abbu Mamu bolte hai.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RajSingh-dw8km
    @RajSingh-dw8km 5 месяцев назад +11

    Waaaah..😂😂

  • @Aabcdefghijklmnopq
    @Aabcdefghijklmnopq 5 месяцев назад +6

    Adam seekar Urdu chenal ke song
    "Me adam hu me adam hu pe rection" do

  • @chandasingh-mz4wm
    @chandasingh-mz4wm 5 месяцев назад +5

    Hamare yaha kis pandit ne 4 sadiya ki kisne 16 bache kiye hi😂😂😂 btao video lao

  • @anilsood1688
    @anilsood1688 5 месяцев назад +1

    DNA issue 😂😂😂

  • @subhamsharma9146
    @subhamsharma9146 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bijli chali gai😂

  • @kumaramit1573
    @kumaramit1573 5 месяцев назад +1

    Islam ko khoobSuraati......
    Iss se jaleel koi ho nahi sakta.

  • @jiteshbhati6515
    @jiteshbhati6515 5 месяцев назад +3

    6:56 ye real mai esa inki religious books mai esa likha hai

  • @saktiprasadmishra
    @saktiprasadmishra 5 месяцев назад +1

    arey pagal log hum nahi bolte "hamare kitab aasmani he" 🤣😂🤣

  • @secularhuman3061
    @secularhuman3061 5 месяцев назад +1

    Iss pakistan mai 1.5 crore lawaris bache hai unko support kardiya karo

  • @kirankumarvalgi6921
    @kirankumarvalgi6921 5 месяцев назад +5

    Mulk hai ya circus 😂jokero la circus ,na re na villain ka maha tanbhoo 😂 sahi ja rahe ho bus 2 3 saal 😊

  • @Sagar.65
    @Sagar.65 5 месяцев назад

    Fastest growing religion ❌. Fastest breading religion 👍

  • @manishasharma3792
    @manishasharma3792 5 месяцев назад

    Me to yahi kahungi jab physics pddh k thak jati hu Pakistani videos se entertain ho jata hh😂 baki to aap sab bhi Hindustani sanatani hi ho chola chahe jiska b odh lo by the way jagruk bano islam ki kamiya khud pta chal jayengi ye insano dwara vanai hui kuruti h islam good luck guyzz❤

  • @Ajeet_Kumarr
    @Ajeet_Kumarr 5 месяцев назад +3

    🙏🙄👍❤️❤️Bhai Plzzzzzzz Plzzz "Adam Seekar Song"Reaction do.........

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 месяцев назад

      Nhi denge bhagode darte hai Adam se 😂😂

  • @Suryachauhan1
    @Suryachauhan1 5 месяцев назад +8

    Bhai shiv tandav pr video banao, itne din se waite kr rhe hai

    • @divyamrathi299
      @divyamrathi299 5 месяцев назад +10

      Bhai kyu ???
      Enhe kuch samaj toh ana nahi hai .
      Yeh Jihadi hai don't expect anything good from them .

    • @Maithili_V
      @Maithili_V 5 месяцев назад +8

      Naa I don't think ki inhe Shiv tandav stotram pe react krrna chahiye. Mujhe nahi dekhna inkaa reaction Shiv tandav stotram pe

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 месяцев назад

      Kyu ??? Iska kya matlab shiv tandav se. Tu mulla hi hoga 😂😂 kabhi islam par video banane ko bolo 😂😂

  • @Maverick-1971
    @Maverick-1971 5 месяцев назад

    Maulvi ekdam sach bol raha hain... Sabko pata hain 😅

  • @anilsood1688
    @anilsood1688 5 месяцев назад

    Bas kardo yaar 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😄😄😄😆😆😆😀😀😀😆😆😆

  • @truthseeker9664
    @truthseeker9664 5 месяцев назад

    Hindu pandit 4 nikah aur 40 bachcha nahi karte. Hawas sirf "mazab ki khubsurti", dharm ki nahi.

  • @jiteshvaity5517
    @jiteshvaity5517 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pandit 4 4 shadi nhi karte

  • @anilsood1688
    @anilsood1688 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kaun hai jeh log 😂😂😂

  • @Lucifer123Rere
    @Lucifer123Rere 5 месяцев назад

    Islam ki khubsurti , aur ye koi hasne ki bat nhi hai ,...iske piche maksad hai , Puri duniya me Islam felana hai inko

  • @RajSingh-yd8ue
    @RajSingh-yd8ue 5 месяцев назад

    Muslim aurat to kheti hai. Farmer kheti karta hai fir Majdoor bhi aakar kheti karte hai.

  • @manishtiwari5148
    @manishtiwari5148 5 месяцев назад +3

    Yar khud galat ho to samne ke galti batao ..aur gante kuch nahe pandit ke bare me ...video lao pandit ke khilaf challenge

  • @rdxbond007
    @rdxbond007 5 месяцев назад +1

    Kon pandit 4 Sadi Kiya hai ye bol

  • @yoginarendranath
    @yoginarendranath 5 месяцев назад

    Itna hi difference hai do desho me 😂

  • @RajeshKumar-bu9to
    @RajeshKumar-bu9to 5 месяцев назад

    Maulana ke pas paise hai vah khila sakta hai, lekin Pakistan ke pass Aatta hai inko khilane ke liye? Bachche to bada rahe ho aur jameen?

  • @Ajeet_Kumarr
    @Ajeet_Kumarr 5 месяцев назад +2

    🙏🙄😂😄👌❤️Apke 1 lakh subscribe nhi ho rahe.... Mulana 20-25 lakh hai India se hi hai... Jahil,Jalil Sunne vale..... Pase chap raha hai

  • @MohitMathurr
    @MohitMathurr 5 месяцев назад

    Onion ko shubh nahhi mante, ye sastro me hai, or Maze ki baat ye hai ki ye Science ke hisab se onion not good for your mental health you can google it. 😅

    • @mohitji2054
      @mohitji2054 5 месяцев назад

      भाई पहले अपने ज्ञान को ठीक करो फिर इन्हें बताओं। शुभ-अशुभ का कोई चक्कर नहीं है। प्याज तामसिक भोजन है इसलिए विद्यार्थी तथा ब्राह्मण को इसे खाने से मना किया जाता है। ब्रह्मचारी को भी प्याज मना है बाकी सामान्य लोग खा सकते हैं। और प्याज मस्तिष्क के लिए अच्छा नहीं है यह बात बिलकुल ठीक है क्योंकि प्याज एक औषधि है और औषधि रोगी को ही लेनी चाहिए, स्वस्थ व्यक्ति को नहीं।

    • @MohitMathurr
      @MohitMathurr 5 месяцев назад

      @@mohitji2054 are sir ji mujhe pta hai real definition but jo mene likha hai wo isliye likha h itna ki inhe smj aake agr details me smjane beithege to kuch smj ni ayga inko

  • @tonibaba6656
    @tonibaba6656 5 месяцев назад

    Ek pandit ke bare mein bata do Jo char biwiyan hai aur 36 bacche Hain jayal Pakistani Apne majhab Ko defend karte ho pandit per

  • @sktk7050
    @sktk7050 5 месяцев назад

    Ye sab asmani kitab aur hadiao me se hi to aata hai

  • @Aabcdefghijklmnopq
    @Aabcdefghijklmnopq 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mtlab in zombie ko chuslam ki reyalti bhi nahi pata,me 1000% kaha sakta inhone chuslam nahi pada

  • @truthseeker9664
    @truthseeker9664 5 месяцев назад

    20:25 satan, thook, andh vishwas apka hai hamara nahi. Some hindus avoid onion not because stupid andh vishwas but the certain food cause certain chemical reaction.

  • @gix8464
    @gix8464 5 месяцев назад

    Onion , spices ye sab rajsik bhog hai, krishna ke according , mann or body mai utejanna jagate hain , anger , mood swing paida karte hain . Issiliye hindu , jain , bodh dharm mai usse khane se parhej karne ki advice hai . Manna ya na manna aappr hai . Hamara dharm hame azadi deta hai , ham krishna se bhi question kr sakte hain . Khud ko hamse compare mat karo , kuch baba honge but wo anpadh hain

  • @gix8464
    @gix8464 5 месяцев назад +1

    Pandit shadi nhi karte .

    • @NehaTiwarii9
      @NehaTiwarii9 5 месяцев назад

      Are ye jihadi Islam me jhoot bolna Sunnnat hai. Har video me jhooth hi bolte hai ye gawar

  • @truthseeker9664
    @truthseeker9664 5 месяцев назад

    Hindu pandit aiyashi nahi hai, aiyashi mazab ki khubsurti.

  • @aditisingh5488
    @aditisingh5488 5 месяцев назад

    Aise log bas religion ko badnaam karte hain.

  • @priyeshkus6207
    @priyeshkus6207 5 месяцев назад

    ❤Plzzzzzzz ``Adam seeker song ``reaction ❤
    Like 👇

  • @Naveen-p18
    @Naveen-p18 5 месяцев назад

    Mr yakoob he supoter of imran Khan . 😅😅😅

  • @Sagar.65
    @Sagar.65 5 месяцев назад

    Allah ko modi ka khauf hai

  • @DharmendraSolanki-jb4mx
    @DharmendraSolanki-jb4mx 5 месяцев назад

    Tahir ji right। kahte indian। sub continent main Dharm ke tehkedaar। four hand se khate

  • @rallysabar9671
    @rallysabar9671 5 месяцев назад

    Indian pandit Saadi nahi karte hai....aap log jhut bol rahe hai....

  • @vijaysurvase-ut7lt
    @vijaysurvase-ut7lt 5 месяцев назад

    eis hisab se Yakub ke kitne bhai bahn hoge😂😂😂😂😂

  • @balajisuryawanshi262
    @balajisuryawanshi262 5 месяцев назад

    379seat bjp cunformed

  • @surenderbisht2445
    @surenderbisht2445 5 месяцев назад

    Jhut kiyu bol rahe ho pandit ko maulana she campper mat karo

  • @Rahul-x6u4h
    @Rahul-x6u4h 4 месяца назад

    Video ka link kaha hai. Suaro

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😂😂

  • @sudhirsheoran514
    @sudhirsheoran514 5 месяцев назад

    Pyaaj kab se mana ho gya Hindu dharm m 🤔
    Ye to latest news h
    Ye mne phli baar suna
    bachpan se lekar aaj tak nii suna mne apne ya kisi ke ghar m
    Salad ya sabji m pyaaj to har ghar m hmesha hota h 🤣🤣
    Abe jhooth to dhang ka bol lo yr

  • @kirankumarvalgi6921
    @kirankumarvalgi6921 5 месяцев назад +1

    Bhailog khetome reaction diya karo ,thumari bijali rani ka koi bharossa nahi ,khetome hamara kabi suryanaran thoka nahi dega 😅

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😅😅

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai ne😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😊😊

  • @puchubabu5215
    @puchubabu5215 5 месяцев назад

    Maulana Ka Sabse pyara Yakoob Hai roj pichwara la karta hai

  • @diwakarbabup4784
    @diwakarbabup4784 5 месяцев назад

    Zombieland,made for zombies,by the zombies.

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😮😮

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 🎉🎉

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai ❤❤

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Please ek video meri taraf se bhai ❤❤ akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai ❤❤

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction bhai

  • @SwastikaChetry-me3gi
    @SwastikaChetry-me3gi 5 месяцев назад

    Mazhab ki khubsurti hai

  • @ABCDEF1884
    @ABCDEF1884 5 месяцев назад

    Quraan mein shara haram nhi hai waha likha hai peo peo mat tunn mat hona

  • @RakeshmishramishraBachan-tv9nx
    @RakeshmishramishraBachan-tv9nx 5 месяцев назад

    Besaram kom

  • @imreubenabraham3
    @imreubenabraham3 5 месяцев назад +5

    ASLI CHUSALMAN 😂😂😂

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😂😂

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😅😅

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😊😊

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😮😮

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 🎉🎉

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai ❤❤

  • @imreubenabraham3
    @imreubenabraham3 5 месяцев назад +3

    ASLI CHUSALMAN 😂😂😂

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😂😂

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😊😊

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😮😮

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 😢😢

  • @JagdishKumar-ii4pk
    @JagdishKumar-ii4pk 5 месяцев назад

    Akhand bhutiyapa par reaction do Bhai 🎉🎉