Mathematically "Proving" if Astro Bot is better than Mario
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Astro Bot is a genuinely incredible title BUT CAN IT OBJECTIVELY BEAT MARIO ODYSSEY IN THIS WILDLY SUBJECTIVE ENVIRONMENT
Thank you to JeremyCiege for their amazing 3D model work in this thumbnail!
And thank you to Noteblock for his amazing 2d editing work making this video!
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0:29 thank you father for the unplugged controller. We would’ve gotten very scared
I wasn’t there so, AAAAAHHHHHHH😱😱😱😱😱😱
@g.b0is970 it would’ve been quite scary without it
“The idea is simple”
*has 27 heart attacks, 37 seizures, and 121 strokes*
“The idea is simple”
has 69 heart attacks, 420 seizures, and 420,690 strokes
+1 though
you won the internet today
Dan trying to say Jak and Daxter - "He's confused but he's got the spirit".
Tomato Tomaatoe.
Man, I loved Jack and Dexter in 1972
Could you please tell me who made your icon?
@@blazzer7136 I did! It's an old doodle of my online sona. :D
(I'm assuming you're asking me haha)
Not even Astro Bot is safe from “The idea is simple.”
The idea is robotic
TM
if you for a second think that something is safe from "The idea is Simple" you will find out how wrong you are in the worst way possible
*Shoves peanut butter down your throat*
Hi, I'm the guy who calculated you'd been complimenting kirby every 1.3 seconds.
But based on your example there you said "good" 8 times in 3 seconds (averaging about 2.6 compliments a second). As such the score for doing that for 2 hours should be 19200, and as such I can only assume you passed out from saying "good" rapidly at about 34.9 minutes in to your kirby stream.
Which frankly makes sense as that would be quite a strain on the lungs! I can also see why this vod wouldn't available to verify, as you wouldn't want to encourage others to take this risk.
Hope this helps remove any doubts anyone has about you fudging the numbers. which you didn't do... right?
Don't worry, Father is very trustworthy, he would never deceive us after all...right?
Don’t forget most of fathers top videos are Kirby because he pays it that much so I don’t think that he’d lie about the numbers
0:02 I thought you loved Kirby ARE YOU CHEATING ON THE PINK PUFFBALL?!?!
Fail is cheating on Kirby with Astro.
Later in the video:
So.. About that...
I can't tell whether this comment aged like milk or fine wine.
@@justanothergamer64 aged like cheese
24:43 Oh no. Who could have seen this coming. I, for one, am gobsmacked.
Some would say, flabbergasted.
I just started the video and am intrigued
Maybe even smeckledorfed.
Bamboozled
Andrew Cunningham fan?
14:49 so hollow knight called that "ascended markoth" and everyone hated it
Oh screw Markoth. He is the worst.
pffffft truuuuueee
Piss off, man, I just got flashbacks of that damned bug ghost...
Terrible terrible fight
REAL
13:20 "It's like New York City"
Impeccable timing
💀💀
Nah, the way he also called it gorgeous 😂
24:42 Dude has a *hyperfixation* and I respect it
Wait I see you in dougdoug's chat so much
my man needs a diagnosis
@creativebuilders1117wait, those demographics overlap?
@@Fem_Witch yeah ig so
@@Fem_Witch i'm also a dougdoug fan
10:38 that’s lammy from um-jammer lammy, the second game in the parappa series that is effectively an interlude or prequel to the second game
I AM SO HAPPY THAT UM JAMMER LAMMY IS IN THIS GAME. SO HYPE
I zaw her and got extremely excited
Parappa the rapper mentioned
Papper rapper
I can only imagine how funny it would be if Failboat played the new Professor Layton game coming this year on stream
Chat would go wild blowing all of Fail's picarats for sure
Failboat playing Professor Layton would be a dream
@@kajiilitz "Luke, my boy, the idea is simple."
Quick facts: the girl from the twitter comments is Lammy from a Parappa spinoff, called um jammer lammy
The math checks out, somehow. Incredibly based (or should I say biased). Love the video
@@pikanachuster4032 agreed :.)
@@pikanachuster4032 l
Nah this robot can't be compared to me
MARIO MARIO FROM SUPER MARIO??
@CannedDitch I am indeed Mario from the hit Video Game Mario
@@Its_a_me_mario_wahoo yes because it hasn't committed war crimes mr mario
It’s Mario from Mario
& never will
man the limited 3D graphics in this game are so charming
I’m gonna freak out
Seasoned Ape Daniel.
Fun fact: David Goodenough and Jean-Michel Bruitage are in the credits of this game. As any French person can confirm, this is easily +10 points at least.
no one is gonna get that reference lmao
Really ??? I need proof
I search proof, I find it. It's incredibly funny
Why though
Is that a joueur du grenier reference?
close enough, welcome back old school Game Theory
25:25 Where is this Splatoon Hate coming from?!
Yeah, what the heck! Splatoon is awesome, Kirby is much better tho tbh. Coming from someone who played the crap out of it on my SNES as a kid, and has racked hundreds of hours on splatoon 1-3.
I don't think even Splatoon fans like playing Splatoon.
/j, */j,* */J*
*I cannot stress enough how much I'm joking here.*
@@HannABXY.no don’t worry it’s very true
@HannABXY. Yeah, no. We hate it too. (MY TEAM ALWAYS SUUUCKS)
18:55 minus 1
Chat getting the unplugged control implies they get upgraded from son to little brother of Daniel
3:28 I watched this live I'm still genuinely upset he stood directly next to it on the rock and didn't save him
We want more “a hat in time”
Honestly, I’ll just take anything that’s not Kirby
@@carter2049 HERESY
Kinda agree tho
We NEEEEED A hat in time
How did this get so many likes.
Yeeeees more a hat in time please
Even when the video is basically Astro bot vs Mario, it’s still a Kirby video
25:08 ''Hang on, thats every 1.3 seconds!'' ''Yeah, wha-, yeah. And?''
It would have been perfect if chat said I thought you were a real Kirby fan, thats to slow😂
The splatoon loss was solely because of clam blitz.
19:38
That's Yorda from Ico.
Ico is the first game Team Ico made, funnily enough. If you don’t know Team Ico, the second game they made was Shadow of the Colossus.
10:07 they flexing the digestive system that playstation’s controllers have
Glazestation 0:45
8:36 I'm crying through that whole skit
As a fan of Nintendo games, I was blown away when I saw Astro Bot being so good just like Mario Odyssey.
0:26 Thank you for the controller, Father. I was very scared when I saw the non Nintendo game. 💛
1:39 so „I like deserts“ counts as an insult and you accidentally inverted the numbers.
“People are gonna be so upset with me for not getting these references”
Then it immediately cut to a dippin dots advert. Can tell you right now that other than metal gear and dippin dots, i didn’t get any of the references either 😆
24:53 🎶Dementia~🎶
24:03 "i was a nintendo femboy the whole time" ...WHAT-
Fanboy
@@GamingGreen21 i wasnt paying much attention so i heard femboy instead i need help
@@Letontiodon’t listen to them he said Nintendo femboy
@@multiversegamer6587 he didnt say that aint no way
NINTENDO FEMBOY.
BOTTOM TEXT
I got Astro Bot for Christmas because of Glowing Reviews. And they’re right! It is a Glowing Game! A PlayStation game that isn’t movie like and is for Kids!
4:11 You can Bots in outfits based on characters on or important to PlayStation Consoles. 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Parties.
7:45 Yea I love what with your Controller in Astro Bot.
16:18 I loved that Level!
I love failboat's comic ability to ragdoll.
Failboat: “Mathematically, No!”
Also Failboat: *didn’t even beat the 2nd world*
This is the SCIENTIFICALLY proven ultimate way to match up two games. The math doesn't lie.
This is the secret sauce behind IGN's objective scoring system.
1:14 reminds me of my experience with voice recognition lol
"why did it do that?"
"i did not say that"
*repeating the same sentence over and over trying to make it understand*
A shame he had to edit out the 10 negative comments where he just said slurs… 😔
Yeah that was my favorite part of the stream
3:06
failboat: don’t worry little guy I got you 😉
*tosses it in the air*
Little bot: *screams*
*dies*
Failboat: 😧
it really can produce mind-boggling effects
wow this was ironicly timed! i started this video right before the youtuber i was watching said simple and it's so cool that your intro "the idea is simple" fits that lol
As much as I am a lover of Nintendo, and Super Mario and other IPs, Astrobot deserved GOTY, even if it was a game for fan service, it's still such a good game.
Smash is also a fan service series, and it's still beloved.
both smash and astro are more of a celebration than fan service
Balatro is vastly superior. Blackmyth wukong blows it out of the water.
@@professorchance8515 lol no, not even close.
18:06 “I don’t want to hurt me computer chat”
proceeds to break computer anyway
Astro bot is one of the truest forms of peak its so fun
I love how Boosteroid handles all the heavy lifting so I can just enjoy my games.
YOOOOO that was the first stream I was able to attend live! I was the one feeling sorry for Noteblock having to edit our chaos 😂
Father. Give us Grandma Source Code. We yearn for your creation.
Please do more A hat in time you're like the only one that actually still cares about the game and we need more of it
the entire video could just be summed up as
"Kirby superior, Astro Bot inferior!"
7:09 I have been summoned
NO
13:52 "LittleBigPlanet of objects! They don't love that one"
unfortunately you are right with that one :[
The kirby bad is crazy tho
Failboat at 6:34: *kills a seal*
Chat: +1
13:24: OH GOD NOT AGAIN
19:28 "Wake up!" is easily the best part of the video 😂
5:59
NO
THAT IS NOT SOLID SNAKE
i think
The counter absolutely tripping out in the beginning absolutely killed me
Clearly you like hatsune miku more than Mario
Looks like failboot needs to mathematically prove that
At this point I might use those bars to compare if I find Phighting on Roblox better than his Kirby ranking
Clearly you don't own an air fryer
I appreciate you doing more non-Kirby games!
5:37 THIS IS ME I SAID THAT WOOHOO
Time to touch cream
him guessing solid snake was this years highlight
Not recognizing um jammer lammy in the big 25 is insane Daniel failboat
12:00 Dont mess with us Ratchet and Clank fans, we barely exist 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
4:15 **LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE**
i will nevee feel happier than when Dan recognized Ape Escape
12:12 not me being a ratchet and clank fan and being dissed by failboat and being called old 😭
(im not even in my 20's)
Wouldn’t the fact that you know you’re recording this influence the amount of time you compliment Astro bot
25:26 oh, Jesus…Jay is gonna kill you, man…
“We look bald” is crazy
21:10 OH my.
The idea is simple, my aunt died so I'm watching failboat because he's helping me during this time
20:13 wait I thought this was Kirby?
24:49 Let's goooooooooo, the true winner🎉🎉
7:08 HE KNOWS TF2??? MY FAVORITE DEAD GAME HAS BEEN MENTIONED I AM SCREAMING NOW
Did you think he didn't know tf2???
@@eyald.8252 as much as i want to deny it, tf2 is a dying game, not everyone knows about it
It's an open secret that Dan was a huge TF2 fan
@@linguicaguy oh im not caught up on the lore then, consider me a fake fan
I died a little on the inside everytime he missed a bot.
18:56 Waaait why is Splatoon a point off? :(
I think chat was being mean to the game sometimes
The most strict rating ever known to pasta kind🤯
honestly a crime we haven't gotten an odyssey 2 yet.
4:55 ...*screams into pillow*
The entire time I was terrified of the non Nintendo title on screen, it scared me so much.
When did he hate Splatoon all of a sudden
Dang poor Mario. He already lost 2D platformers to DK with DKC:TF and now 3D platformers. All he has left is the spinoffs
@frougger1334 Don't worry Mario will get back his crown after he gets a better 3d game
@frougger1334 I feel bad for Mario too
4:42 Fish=+1
YES I AGREE
„A 30 year old that screams at every stymuli that comes across my eyes”
We need some ofx compilation for this
ERM, UM JAMMER LAMMY REFERENCE IN 2025???
The idea was not simple, it was indeed mathematically simple
its the guy from skipthetutorial
18:06 Don't let Failboat work as a digital chiropractor 💀 /j
"too much water, -1"
I understood the reference
the reason it got the game of the year: Astro bot got released just a few months ago, giving the game a lot of attention.
So via technology being stupid and chat controlling the bar, Astro Bot lost to Mario, but actually beat Mario
This is the most 100 percentable game I've ever seen.
> Person who's 100% forgotten land twice
Love the sudden increase in usage of Sonic music, has papa Failboat gained a newfound appreciation for the blue needlemouse after that one Sonic Colors stream? Either way I'm here for it.
say what you want about the spaghetti coded monstrosities, the music of Sonic slaps (most of the time
The number of times I rewatched that old SMO playthrough is more than I can count.
I guess this is failures declaration of war against splatoon
“This is bad. This is bad . “ chat : PLUS ONE