Jalango's view on Modern Churches

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

Комментарии • 132

  • @alexmathenge5221
    @alexmathenge5221 6 лет назад +27

    it is very true what Jalango is talking about. I cant never take my tithe in church za siku izi, i don't go to church either. God cannot reside in church za siku izi

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 6 лет назад

      i left that some years ago ...i just believe in God ..and that is all...

    • @joshuaokemwa9151
      @joshuaokemwa9151 6 лет назад +1

      man their is one true church in world and christ is the head of the church keep searching dont give excuses to neglects simple biblical requirement of gathering with your brothers and sisters. its compulsory to return tithe to church if your dont God considers you a thief of resources he has entitled to you. A true church does not contradict any bible truth. good luck

    • @johnongolla6042
      @johnongolla6042 5 лет назад

      Bible imesema God hapatikani church

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 6 лет назад +2

    Yesu atoke south korea akifika luhya amekuwa Elijah that has just my afternoon

  • @faithkarimi4478
    @faithkarimi4478 6 лет назад +6

    you guys never disappoint. any time you are a duo magic happens

  • @steveirungu3132
    @steveirungu3132 3 года назад +1

    I'm a born again Christian by conviction and knowledge and I'm not ignorant so help me God in Jesus name Amen 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏 by Steve Irungu Jermaine

  • @carolekiptum5166
    @carolekiptum5166 6 лет назад

    Lord have mercy. You 2 are the best.

  • @maryfraciah590
    @maryfraciah590 6 лет назад +1

    That's very true Jalas churches zimekuwa ni wizi

  • @j.wkamae6936
    @j.wkamae6936 6 лет назад +1

    That's why I stopped going to church,though I still believe in God!!

  • @davludi2612
    @davludi2612 6 лет назад +6

    My first time going to JCC That is what I encountered sikurudi huko tena and that was ten years ago.

  • @victoramoke6003
    @victoramoke6003 6 лет назад +1

    Jalango you bangi wewe hutumia heeee high class

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 6 лет назад +8

    aki Jeff hw can you seal empty envelope.

  • @manzourebrahimdenizoglu3850
    @manzourebrahimdenizoglu3850 6 лет назад +2

    I'm a Muslim and this is what most of my Christian friends tell me.Yaani Church ni kuibiwa tu.

  • @joshuajr6548
    @joshuajr6548 5 лет назад +2

    Jalas unconsciously uses the phrase "you know what"... it always comes out well

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 лет назад +2

    There are many offerings in the Bible..esp in the Old Testament that God required his followers to give! Some of those like burnt offerings for atonement or peace offerings were done away with the finished work of the cross as Jesus Blood atoned for our sins n made us peace with God! But as a Christian there are some that are commanded we still observe eg thanksgiving offerings, first fruits, tithes .. n any other FREEWILL offerings as an expression of our love to God!! Now in our past we probably have only one offering because maybe we were poor or were not taught on subject of giving. Modern church just like ur home has many needs .. billls mortgages salaries etc... just like you go to a restaurant n u don’t eat n just leave .. in church u are fed spiritually, the pastor probably spent days preparing that sermon, that word., he does not work n has a family to support n the like. Church is the only place that people want to sit in Comfy seats, AC , enjoy a great choir .. be spiritually fed n just leave!! U pay thousands in clubs.. in hotels n things that don’t even matter but inakuwasha tu give??? Abt envelopes.... some ignorant beef jalas fr real!! Anyway

    • @puritydaudi9752
      @puritydaudi9752 6 лет назад

      kiamaz254 We are no longer under the law bt under the Grace. ..paying tithe is not recommended after Jesus said "it's finished"...the doctrine of tithing and giving all this offerings is a false doctrine period!!!!

  • @puritydaudi9752
    @puritydaudi9752 6 лет назад +2

    Those who preach the doctrine of tithing, sowing seeds etc.....that's a false doctrine. .Those laws were to be observed by the Israelites those days bt after Christ Jesus came He paid it all at the cross. So we are no longer under the law bt we are under the Grace. ..wake up people! !!!!!!

  • @antonykiiru4808
    @antonykiiru4808 6 лет назад

    Kabla Yesu afike kwa mboch amegeuka Elijah....Hilarious Good Job Guys

  • @ericwauyo3659
    @ericwauyo3659 6 лет назад

    Jalang'o Tithing is all about giving a tenth of whatever one earns...not neccessary end month..it can even be daily depending on you.

  • @KIM-xl6zs
    @KIM-xl6zs 5 лет назад +1

    True don't give the thieves in dog collars your hard earned monies if u feel they are only after it

  • @annemwaura8791
    @annemwaura8791 6 лет назад +1

    Love you two..you always make my day😂😂

  • @sashamonique9438
    @sashamonique9438 6 лет назад

    Jeff and jalas this is fire...good work

  • @sheilaalosa3749
    @sheilaalosa3749 6 лет назад

    I love u guys...

  • @catherinenjogu136
    @catherinenjogu136 6 лет назад +1

    You guys never fail to make me laugh....ati unaswipe sadaka???

  • @shubharao59
    @shubharao59 4 года назад

    Jalalango love you from India. Wish I understood Swahili

  • @samueljuma22
    @samueljuma22 5 лет назад

    Jalango is my favorite

  • @millionaireanne
    @millionaireanne 6 лет назад +1

    If you swipe in a restaurant,bar,salon,why not in Church? I don't see anything wrong with that.

  • @atosifelix3765
    @atosifelix3765 6 лет назад

    The solution is very very simple. If you are blessed with a lot of cash and you feel philanthropic please support a specific project by buying actual items for example if the church you go to maybe plan to visit a prison or an orphanage buy them items. Nunua sabuni, tissue, nguo, viatu alafu wapee wapeleke but kama ni kupeana cash mob NO AM NOT FOR THAT

  • @dennisachochi739
    @dennisachochi739 4 года назад

    Ati Sema masin😆😃😃

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 лет назад +2

    Man the ignorance in this one video makes my head ache!! Like for real??? 😩 Yani wafrika we have a long way to go!!

  • @akinyiokeyo4618
    @akinyiokeyo4618 6 лет назад

    Jeff umeharibika....

  • @mwalimuodhiambo1364
    @mwalimuodhiambo1364 5 лет назад

    That is true #Jeff and Jalas

  • @sir-mocho6118
    @sir-mocho6118 6 лет назад +1

    There is no way you can be humble with swiping.....true

  • @johnjimngugi6053
    @johnjimngugi6053 6 лет назад +5

    In that church,theres no room for poor in heart

  • @tsumadan9198
    @tsumadan9198 6 лет назад +1

    Soon we be swiping in Church

  • @joshuaokengo9949
    @joshuaokengo9949 6 лет назад

    Surely how can you swipe Sadaka

  • @akinyibittner
    @akinyibittner 6 лет назад

    Churches scare as well as 1st birthday of a kid...very expe. you can't give 500 only..but the problem is there are such birthdays every 2nd week..

  • @MutuaLoyd
    @MutuaLoyd 6 лет назад

    wawawawawawa,
    hii kali

  • @mosesatelah6726
    @mosesatelah6726 6 лет назад +3

    I can only sweep church compound but swiping no no no.

  • @caitlinluvaka4160
    @caitlinluvaka4160 6 лет назад

    I've got nothing against churches but it's nolonger what it used to be. Churches have become business enterprises. It infuriates me when criminals hide behind the church. You catch someone red handed doing crime then he tells you that God is in control. See what Kenyan leaders are doing: offering stolen/looted money to church and the church approves that. I have stopped going to church. I set aside enough quiet time with my God. As for offerings, I give food and mecine directly to the needy.

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 6 лет назад

    It's true harambe ya vijana,ya Sunday school gai

  • @judykariuki1852
    @judykariuki1852 6 лет назад +2

    Jalas you'll kill me one day...you always made my day

  • @pepe2000ful
    @pepe2000ful 4 года назад +1

    Come and visit these American mega churches. They even have ATM’s

  • @shirowapk
    @shirowapk 6 лет назад

    Awesome

  • @deearacemarg450
    @deearacemarg450 6 лет назад +2

    Guys you are killing me.....yet it is true !Korean pastor 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😅

  • @ounaogot
    @ounaogot 6 лет назад

    They have taken the word of God and sold it for at a measly price

  • @streetscholar2276
    @streetscholar2276 5 лет назад

    What is sadaka?

  • @mondetdennis9929
    @mondetdennis9929 6 лет назад

    @Jalas I need that shirt as soon as possible

  • @adrianbrian634
    @adrianbrian634 6 лет назад

    Jalas it's very true

  • @franklinekiptoo7147
    @franklinekiptoo7147 6 лет назад +1

    Mimi church ya Nairobi siendi! Hio ni kuinua biashara ya mtu
    Kanisa ni hadi nifike ocha

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 6 лет назад +2

    Kanisa huku penye niko church imejaa tu Nigerians, south Africans, Congolese ,
    Italians, Swedish,French, I think am the only Kenyan kwa hiyo church 😂😂

  • @olooesther4574
    @olooesther4574 6 лет назад

    Jeff mungu anakuona 😂😂😂😂

  • @joymaureen43
    @joymaureen43 6 лет назад

    Heheh what happened to churches?

  • @adamsdukeofthomsonfalls2923
    @adamsdukeofthomsonfalls2923 6 лет назад

    South korean is simmilar with kamba. Anyeongkhaseyo and Wimuseo sounds the same.

  • @edutiparro332
    @edutiparro332 6 лет назад +4

    Hahaha that is what happens when a catho goes wrong route. It is just that jalango you went to someones personal church...a property. Find your way home jalas. Utapata blood pressure. Rudi nyumbani. Misa misses you.

  • @KimbaloEt-Ohms
    @KimbaloEt-Ohms 5 лет назад +1

    hii ya bahasha bado naitafuta kwa bible.......

  • @Tamarrind97
    @Tamarrind97 6 лет назад +3

    Common Jalas! go with the times. There is no issue with swiping sadaka. Most of the churches huku nje, people just send in their donations via their cards. Not everyone walks around with cash. It is not a sin to give your sadaka or tithe with your card.

  • @davidkidi8599
    @davidkidi8599 6 лет назад +1

    I agree with Jeff... Seal an empty envelope and hand it over..hehe

  • @hildaambasa2527
    @hildaambasa2527 6 лет назад +1

    Baba Jamal aki 😂😂😂😂
    Odi woii 😂😂😂😂

  • @samsonamakusi6931
    @samsonamakusi6931 4 года назад

    kindly make a cartoon for tha stealing an envelop part

  • @reginanaliaka225
    @reginanaliaka225 6 лет назад

    True Jalas

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 6 лет назад +6

    "ati amegeuka Elijah 😂😂😂😂" I just died...

    • @kronolog2
      @kronolog2 6 лет назад

      Am also dying right now

    • @atwenga
      @atwenga 5 лет назад

      I just laughed out loud, in a quiet place...

  • @rodahnyatera5964
    @rodahnyatera5964 6 лет назад

    😍😍

  • @leonardoochieng5135
    @leonardoochieng5135 6 лет назад

    Ati kama mutura...this one killed me

    • @June-tu1wb
      @June-tu1wb 6 лет назад

      Leonard Ochieng' so funny

  • @littleangelslearn9332
    @littleangelslearn9332 6 лет назад +1

    Hahahahababa...jalas eti i have forgoten my korean!!!!!

  • @kennedypome1167
    @kennedypome1167 6 лет назад

    haaahaa,
    I die, aky Jeff+jalas=joy/happiness
    woi, eti unapeana 50/ unechukua 100/ as balance ,
    wololooooo

  • @ms.t1918
    @ms.t1918 6 лет назад +2

    Nowadays it's better you pray in your house and bless your neighbour with that offering or tithe if they have a problem (ask God who to give) than to connect yourself with altars of satanism and get your life in a muddy parlabulated migunaish confused fogotharic bakwad way.

  • @margaretmulinge8419
    @margaretmulinge8419 6 лет назад +1

    jalas hio ni kanisa gani iko na banks agents.hahaha

  • @Mr.George.N
    @Mr.George.N 6 лет назад

    Naked Truth...😀😀Us we swipe..

  • @lydiaomito3253
    @lydiaomito3253 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂translated service requires too much attention that's why l prefer Ack English /kiswahili services are done separately

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂#Jalas kwani househelps wajui kiswahili...ebu kujeni huku kwa warabu mtu ni mgeni siku ya kwanza unaongeleshwa kwarabu nkt warabu tu

  • @jeremaihmusee6197
    @jeremaihmusee6197 6 лет назад

    I don't agree with you jalas, what's wrong with paying tilth through pay bill

  • @thomasmachuma9271
    @thomasmachuma9271 6 лет назад

    nowadays church is business,eti i just swiped,God forgive us

  • @okothmcokothja-ragen6172
    @okothmcokothja-ragen6172 6 лет назад

    Fifty na change ya thao...

  • @GetrudeOrodo
    @GetrudeOrodo 6 лет назад

    I'm done. Manmin what???????

  • @rasohatsavani4503
    @rasohatsavani4503 6 лет назад

    . Tunatoka analog tunaenda digital eish . Ona hawa . # ignorance is a bliss. # what about those ppl who shop incards all thru in that we never hold cash often na sunday imefika ? Tusitoe? 🤨🤨open yours eyes . We are growing up . You expect to compete the likes of UK / third worldcountries when you still in analog things? Acheni kuturudisha nyuma . (Am not a pastor but why would a person complain about sadaka ? Toa ama uwache . I dont think they hold guns in there. )though i understand two offering sessions is thuggery. 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @sherrykeya7370
    @sherrykeya7370 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂aki nyinyi tu..... church za sikuhizi ni biashara tu

  • @juoanjuo
    @juoanjuo 6 лет назад +2

    Kanisa zimegeuka biashara

  • @chrisci261
    @chrisci261 6 лет назад

    Jalas also talke of the twerking in church ... Most churches are just teaching our kids on how to twerk

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 6 лет назад

      @Smartwriter: You are backing up the wrong tree! Haven't you seen Jalas twerking and interviewing women who twerk in public, parading even their children they've taught and encouraged to twerk in public? How would he speak against what he practices and gives audience to? That's a weird dichotomy.

    • @chrisci261
      @chrisci261 6 лет назад

      Ellen Crabtree get my comment clear., I never said jalas teach them
      .i said most churches are just teaching kids on how to twerk... The churches have abandoned their role in society completely..... They just buy music system for dancing... Followed by short Bible session and offerings

    • @e.crabtree4313
      @e.crabtree4313 6 лет назад +1

      Ok, my apologies if I misunderstood your position. Your opening line: "Jalas also talke of the twerking in church." Jalas is complaining about one concern and yet he encourages and participates in another part of what gives Christ a bad rap. One cannot claim to be a follower of Christ and yet dance in clubs -- even in a radion studio. It is an anomaly.

  • @itscrow3272
    @itscrow3272 6 лет назад

    I was in chach jana!! 😂😂😂

  • @georgeronald3416
    @georgeronald3416 6 лет назад +1

    Jeff you're crazy...empty envelope 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kinghk5734
    @kinghk5734 6 лет назад +6

    Churches have become a reap off. I stopped going to church

    • @ericwauyo3659
      @ericwauyo3659 6 лет назад +1

      remember you are the church yourself not all church goers have Christ in them ..n also recall having fellowship matters alot..He says in His presence theres fullness of joy...where two or three are gathered theres fullness of joy..jamaa enda kanisaa

    • @kinghk5734
      @kinghk5734 6 лет назад +1

      +eric wauyo thank you

  • @lilianadhiambo7691
    @lilianadhiambo7691 6 лет назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 I swipe my sadaka ....

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 6 лет назад

    Hahaha that's true boss

  • @nzisakasau8234
    @nzisakasau8234 6 лет назад

    Aki u guys😂😂😂😂😉😂

  • @aznathoyugi6525
    @aznathoyugi6525 6 лет назад

    Corruption in churches

  • @polerkat7182
    @polerkat7182 6 лет назад

    Jeff you're being very naughty, God sees what's is being in darkness, tpu cant hide from God!!!

  • @Kaniko_John
    @Kaniko_John 6 лет назад +2

    which church is that,thats not a wright church,stay away from it,look for a Bible teaching church some were,

  • @kibezangalewa
    @kibezangalewa 6 лет назад

    Omg...this is too funny

  • @christinenyakeyo9295
    @christinenyakeyo9295 6 лет назад

    😂😂😂jalang'o u made me smile always hahaha ....but its true

  • @jaredwere8196
    @jaredwere8196 6 лет назад

    jalas yawa eeinono kristo nooo

  • @lucywaka6649
    @lucywaka6649 6 лет назад

    Jalas

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 лет назад

    ... one of those ... ohhh.. Jeff Malizia.. cults!😅😂

  • @oumawilly2188
    @oumawilly2188 Год назад

    SDA

  • @ongeristephen5691
    @ongeristephen5691 6 лет назад

    😂 😂 😂 From Korea to luhya

  • @kimchaxxy2204
    @kimchaxxy2204 6 лет назад +2

    ive forgotten my korean hahaha that got me

  • @Martin_Karia
    @Martin_Karia 6 лет назад +6

    Sema machine.
    Just go to Catholic

  • @ezekielnyangau9436
    @ezekielnyangau9436 6 лет назад

    Church with ATM machine

  • @macreenowino1426
    @macreenowino1426 6 лет назад

    Masin😂😂😂😂

  • @collinsmaina9963
    @collinsmaina9963 6 лет назад

    LOL...Jeff iyo joke ni kali....

  • @kiamaz254
    @kiamaz254 6 лет назад

    Jalas surely!! Ur complaining abt modernizing church??? Why should u never swipe sadaka!?? That’s being religious man

  • @marymwongela1902
    @marymwongela1902 6 лет назад

    Stealing an envelope😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianmwenda5122
    @brianmwenda5122 6 лет назад

    😂😂